Shirtless Trumpers Fight Hurricane, Marjorie Taylor Greene Getting Divorced & a Jon Stewart Surprise

[@corvusboreus2072]

She requests that we ":respect her privacy " . Sigh. I am prepared to respect her privacy to the same degree that she respected the privacy of those grieving parents , and survivers , she went after whilst they wished for peace after one of the mass shootings she denied. I seem to remember her pysically hounding a boy on the street. Please press , give her what she gave them.

[@A-Gordon-Brown-Stan-Account]

Ikr? She's trash at the highest level...

[@vermontsownboy6957]

Yehp...give MT-Moron-G the same decency, respect, and peace she has shown to others.

[@davidthompson7817]

@@vermontsownboy6957 You know IF she hadn’t said anything…

[@latinaforever4892]

Disgusting 🤮

[@brendabrown1520]

I remember that 👌👍✌️

[@pisces363]

I wish we could all get divorced from MTG.

[@joanday5981]

Me too. But apparently her voting district has the biggest ratio of assholes-per-household in the country so we're stuck with her.

[@elpatudo3670]

where do I sign ?

[@thomasrevere7916]

🤣

[@johnlocke6661]

You can't divorce anyone you are not married to. You must hate freedom and love high gas prices, food prices, and all the damage Biden has done to America.

[@Lfg117]

Heyyyo! 🎯 🔥

[@spacespector]

MTG was using her husband as a human shield to keep the space lasers at bay. But now the gazpacho will definitely come after her. 😮

[@barbaraschuld8206]

Soo good! 🤣🤪😁😂😆🇺🇲💙💙💙

[@bethanygee6939]

Oh, I didn't even know how bad I needed that laugh. You're out here doing the Lord's work. 😂

[@hidesertroamer]

Hahaha!! Classic!

[@lovestylefarms2702]

Thank you👌🏽

[@trythinking6676]

I HATE that shes MTG. Ruined Magic, the Gathering for me.

[@wandamugrage2241]

I have so much respect for John Stewart . The way this man fought for the veterans and called out the Republicans was unbelievable ❤️👏👏👏

[@petemavus2948]

👍 Agreed

[@brokenangel2224]

YES, agreed!!

[@tammylewis2408]

Love him!!!!

[@petemavus2948]

@@tammylewis2408 For some reason I'd like to see him and Pete Buttigieg have some serious adult conversations/ interviews. A Think Tank with others like Sheldon Whitehouse, Katie Porter and the brightest and most hopeful for America no matter their affiliations to develop an almost 'Holistic' ( for lack of a better word that doesn't trigger or is less compromised) approach.

[@HLBNZ]

We all love him! He's not full of crap.

[@ericmiller7861]

Guillermo "no I have too many plans on my own time" I am definitely using that one😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@amanieuclide]

I like him.

[@stirlingfletcher7040]

Her husband, Perry Greene stated that their marriage was "irretrievably broken." Just like MTG's brain.

[@trialgoddess]

😆😅🤣😂🤕🤕😵😵So true!

[@elliebluesea]

🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣

[@4leafclover243]

@Sarafina Summers exactly. You can't break what you don't have to start

[@guess2899]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@schoolingdiana9086]

She cheated on him. Idk who would want to do that.

[@kenziehill9376]

Jon's on stage! Guillermo's back! Life is great again!!! ❤❤❤

[@Eleesa77]

The consolation prize of tickets for New Year’s “ball drop” is the classiest slap in the face possible.

[@irvingjenkins7100]

Lol

[@dbarnett628]

The comment I was looking for

[@klubstompers]

That was definitely a good laugh.

[@angelahall4402]

Miss Jon Stewart's show. Good to see him out more and doing his new show.

[@MB-rr1fb]

Best part is MTG will be paying her husband ALLIMONY, lol

[@nerd3d-com]

She's a Turmplican, just like Rudy, she's not going to pay.

[@lylecarpenter3121]

Hopefully child support too. The kids are in danger to be left in her charge. She's a fkn pyscho!

[@udntknomeXX]

Does that mean that she needs to get a REAL job?

[@MB-rr1fb]

@@udntknomeXX She had like$ 600K in PPP loans forgiven, makes about $200K in congress plus her families business............oh an of course the GRIFT from the ignorant base

[@trialgoddess]

I would be surprised if her parents did not insist on a pre-nuptial agreement because they knew they would be giving her the family business. If I were he, my freedom would be all I would want.

[@bubbispapa2053]

MTG is married?? 🤯 That dude deserves some kind of a medal, or cash prize, or free therapy for the rest of his life for dealing with THAT S#!T for 27 years!

[@kingjamos2422]

Somewhere out there is a veteran mailing off their purple heart to him.

[@Metal0sopher]

His name is Al Bundy.

[@amberbanuelos7053]

And she cheated on him, because she’s a good Christian woman.

[@nanarose8537]

@KingJamos 😂😂😆😂😂👏👏

[@vietnamd0820]

The medal and cash prize should come after completing the free therapy

[@WickedIonic5N]

How could anyone not love Jon Stewart. A true American, Patriot, and comedian.

[@CHodgy]

not everyone cares about American patriotism, but ya he used to be kinda funny...

[@WickedIonic5N]

@@CHodgy when I say patriot I’m referring to his loyalty to fellow Americans. He fought for the soldiers who suffered from burn pits. And 9/11 first responders to have medical assistance. That’s the patriotism we need.

[@broflo3875]

How is he a "true Patriot"?

[@WickedIonic5N]

@@broflo3875 when I say patriot I’m referring to his loyalty to fellow Americans. He fought for the soldiers who suffered from burn pits. And 9/11 first responders to have medical assistance. That’s the patriotism we need. Citizenry over soil.

[@anthonyzullo]

I love Jon Stewart. Man's a treasure.

[@notsanctioned8590]

I really like Jon too. But not enough to give money to Apple.

[@21anusha]

Gosh, they look like they're all having a blast taping in New York. Nice . 🥳

[@rodrigofernandez9055]

Jimmy is the best. Next month best seller tell all book "Surviving Qanon Insanity, 27 years of MTG"

[@matholosi7577]

Jon Stewart is a living legend,they should declare him a national treasure,Jimmy too

[@chad3385]

But nobody tell Nick Cage.

[@franksullivan1873]

He also doesn’t always know what he is talking about either.

[@bloopgoesdonald6045]

@@franksullivan1873 kind of like Frank Sullivan

[@DDubb007]

Theodore Roosevelt is a nation treasure. Kimmel and Steward should work a CNN.

[@srkh8966]

@@DDubb007 was a national treasure

[@williamdrummond3584]

Wow it took Perry 27 years to see the light. 🤪😜😳

[@TophinatorStreams]

The whole of the entire time I’ve known about MTG, I would say to myself, “her poor, sad husband…”

[@Diana_L.]

He's an adult. I feel sorry for her kids.

[@watersportsbyjamesfitzroy5870]

He’s probably worst

[@JamesDavis-sh9gh]

@@Diana_L. He actually had to have sex with her to have kids???. Lifetimes worth of therapy and body disinfectants of the poor guy.

[@danabremer3377]

Me too! I’ve wondered how her stupidity has affected her husband and kids..I guess this divorce answers that question!

[@Cygnus888]

Isn't her husband the one that exposed himself to minors? Or was it Boebert's?

[@dickball2638]

[In sad voice] "Could you tell people?" Gotta love Jon Stewart...

[@tomitstube]

"i am married to marjorie taylor greene". judge should award him everything just for that.

[@udntknomeXX]

He should get something extra for pain & suffering 🤣

[@zoso2850]

Is Jackie here?

[@jeffbroderick7822]

Or have him committed

[@sydkiriakou2481]

People don’t change that much! He knew what he was getting🤮 same as George Conway!

[@_morgoth_]

He’s a sack of sh*t as well. They deserved eachother. Hopefully the divorce is messy and causes them both a ton of strife for a long time.

[@patriciacrane548]

Absolutely wonderful! Two champions of both humor and demacracy! Love that the one can so illuminate the other ❤️

[@patriciacrane548]

I meant democracy. 🤦

[@Tya2019]

The standing ovation says it all. Love you and your show too Jimmy 👏 wish you all the best.......

[@dont-want-no-wrench]

stewart, great comedian, mentor to much talent, has moved into legendary status after his advocacy for first responders and veterans

[@bradpitt9428]

South Park needs an episode with MTG arguing the whole time with Stan's Dad In Karen Mode.

[@ariadneschild8460]

This!

[@petemavus2948]

🤣

[@lawrencelampke6007]

I think she already had a role as the bus driver

[@elimlim2990]

It took 27 years for a man to realized that the woman came from that movie.." THE SHINING"

[@Liebuster24]

Rosemary's boo boo

[@lovestylefarms2702]

It takes two to tango😂

[@richardrowley9458]

Give MTG husband an honorary Doctorate in psychology

[@trialgoddess]

Or podiatry after tolerating those feet for 27 years...

[@madhonib]

Jon Stewart should be considered a National Treasure. The way he stands up for his fellow man. His bright witty sense of humor. & he looks very much like my brother. Hey, my Dad, he was a player, So there is an excellent chance there are a few half-siblings. Running around somewhere on this little blue marble of ours. IMHO peace

[@ThatBeeyatch]

Imagine people clapping and cheering coz you are getting a divorce .😂😂😂😂

[@deltaray3]

The audience clapping about the guy divorcing Marjorie Taylor Greene was hilarious.

[@rachel9508]

@@Syren2023 you’re in a cult😬😳🤢you have no right to tell ppl what’s right and wrong.

[@psilocin6739]

@@Syren2023 nah, sometimes divorce is necessary, especially when you find yourself married to a sub human Magat

[@calisto2735]

@@Syren2023 lol... "Wrong" 😆🤦‍♂️

[@Anthony-hu3rj]

@@Syren2023 Who are you? The Queen of Morality?

[@mizz9841]

@@Syren2023 I agree - disliking someone or their stance on things shouldn't have us wish bad on them or celebrate their misfortunes...

[@somiks22]

Good to see Jon again

[@laurafedora5385]

I love that they blurred out the large f-word in the flag, but not the smaller one below 😂 PS as a Canadian living about 45 minutes from Toronto and being a Jays fan, that guy who missed the ball and the announcers totally making fun of him is killing me 😂 I think we have the best announcers in the business ❤

[@monl3807]

I want to see Mar-a-lago under water .......

[@Liebuster24]

"Mar-Duhhhh-Lardo"

[@Firedog-ny3cq]

With Top Secret documents floating around as far as the eye can see.

[@dollarroll2000]

MTG's husband deserves an award for staying with her that long.

[@msizzygirl1]

He was in it for the lumberyard and the cash. I think she had those children by herself since she can play both parts.

[@moniqueengleman873]

Yes she is rumored to have had several side pieces. I don't know his history

[@Heavenzvoice]

See he’s had a few affairs on him as well… I was wondering what took him so long???

[@jaynorris3722]

How he put up with that mentally unbalanced hate filled creature is beyond belief

[@kccain4011]

@@Heavenzvoice I dont usually condone infidelity, but in MGT's case, I'll say her soon to be ex husband deserved an affair here and there.😏🤦🏾‍♀️🙄😭

[@kbanghart]

The power of Brandon against the hurricane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vinsanity40k]

meanwhile biden will still send federal help to these florida a-holes who hate him. just like a good president should.

[@jwanie366]

I didn't even know MTG was married, let alone for THAT MANY YEARS

[@lindaleelaw5277]

And she had sex ...thats...um... never mind

[@dragonwithagirltattoo598]

I know right? Especially since she was rubbing the crotch on a trump cutout. Very bizarre.

[@MindyTheMakeUpGeek]

Right? From the way she acts, you'd think she's never had an orgasm. Hell, maybe she hasn't

[@k14michael]

She couldn’t have gotten to congress without his money.

[@blaineboyle5997]

She didn’t like being married but she kept chipping her teeth with her vibrator!!!

[@misterderp4566]

I really like how late night hosts these days treat each other with respect and friendship rather than create rivalries...I wonder if we, as a society, could learn something from that...

[@missmaryjanegreen]

Nope Trumpers deserve to be called out for the baffons they are

[@Brett_S_420]

Quit acting like "we as a society" need to do things different to come together. "Both sides" is B.S. and if you think it is the case, you haven't been paying attention. RepubliKKKans have been radicalized into Fascist TRAITORS out to install their cult leader as dictator.. 🆚 The left wants to give people F-ing healthcare.

[@aboutraore6754]

American spirit is no conflict no money, so, no

[@weehudyy]

@@aboutraore6754 Americans ... A small petty bunch on the best days . In 1944 ,Monty called the US army the ' best dressed, best equipped , most poorly disciplined army in the history of warfare ... ' Richest country ever , but 30th in world educational rankings and a third world health system .

[@else8]

Should be normal, everywhere.

[@whiskyjames4200]

'Jimmy Kimmel Live' is the best nightime show in the world!!!

[@luisreyes1963]

Especially whey the guy who impersonates Mike Lintbrain shows up. 🤣

[@keyfiender799]

I love that Guillermo has a hot pink phone 💗

[@mandyinseattle]

That's so nice of you to give that guy and his wife a trip to New York ♥️ ♥️

[@Zerolink30]

That could also be considered a Guillermo grand entrance

[@tylerhackner9731]

As another comment said, MTG’s husband is a trooper for staying with her that long

[@whiskyjames4200]

A real American hero!

[@lovestylefarms2702]

Or a masochist 😎

[@markiefufu]

I can't believe anyone would even agree to a first date, much less marry and have kids with the neanderthal.

[@daydreamer8662]

There's someone who took one for the team

[@luisreyes1963]

Reminds me of an old joke from an episode of I Love Lucy. Superman (George Reeves): Wait a minute, you're telling me you've been married to her (Lucy) for 15 years? Ricky (Desi Arnaz): Yeah, for 15 years! Superman: And they call ME Superman! 🤣

[@davidswift7776]

This was a great monologue…from start to finish! The Judge hit 61 and a judge cut MTG’s husband’s sentence from 30 to 27 years 🤣

[@kananeesh7900]

Greene getting a divorce? Sounds like a typical wholesome American Christian family relationship.

[@jazzboneplaya]

Gotta love Kimmel. Nice gift to the ball guy 😊

[@CloudLakeMoon]

“…so you can see the ball drop.” Best laugh out loud I’ve had in a while! Cheers 🇨🇦 ⚾️

[@thomasbayles8203]

Jimmy was wrong for that. That's adding insult to injury.

[@babuddha]

Stephanie Miller won the Marjorie Taylor Green divorce joke of the day. Guess her hubby wants a Green New Deal.

[@justGSquared]

Love seeing Jon

[@michaelreece2966]

Gotta love Jon Stewart!!!

[@michaelhanley4361]

Jon Stewart is a serious hero . Love you guys

[@spyderwebb3264]

This was entertaining 😂 sat in my vehicle after arriving home and watched every minute in the driveway.

[@GreySox]

Marjorie's husband probably realized that he's actually straight.

[@1981cvalentine]

😂😂😂😂

[@hankhillsurethra]

Probably just got sober and realized he was married to Leatherface

[@rickwhyers6836]

Big kimmel fan but clicked on this when I saw Jon Stewart's name. The man's a legend

[@a.t.nelson1670]

🤣🤣🤣 💳"Boop boop boooooop booop boop!" We love you Jon Stewart!!!

[@p6x2]

It is amazing how old train stations have been transformed to house art in all of its forms; generally becoming museums but also theaters. It brings a lot of atmosphere to the venue and audience. So many souls have been in these places that they always become some kind of sanctuaries.

[@Heavenzvoice]

That was really sweet to give the guy the trip to the ball drop in NY!

[@jessicamingin9618]

So poetic, lol!

[@oneirishpoet]

Exactly, Jimmy Kimmel is a true mensch

[@zerocoolcat]

If Jon misses the audience, I hear there's a spot opening up...

[@oldytacct8095]

First thing I though of, too! Wow! Wouldn't that be great!

[@DMRoper1]

Same thought I had too.

[@petemavus2948]

Yeah, I miss Jon's show. Actually it used to be nice to switch around on all the late night people leaving now too. Their comedy was a good way to turn *off a days craziness.

[@saar144]

Elaborate

[@barbaraclair7494]

Being Canadian (like me) when asked how he felt when he missed the ball, he could have just said, "Sorry!"

[@sailosi7170]

*Well you have a lot of money 🤣🤣🤣 had me rolling*

[@flashhughes1675]

JimKim makes me happy.

[@lorinoseworthy4318]

Can ya blame him? Imagine waking up to that green goblin every morning? No tks

[@BoredBob]

So does that mean they go back to just being cousins? Who gets the double wide?

[@MaineOffGrid.]

Jon Stewart is a cool dude. He’s a millionaire and he wears $60 Levi’s jeans.

[@pamelacass9642]

That's one of the reasons he's rich. He spends wisely.

[@VIC-ux8hd]

Seeing Jon Stewart was the so great..❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏 Real hero, real fighter.

[@jo-pj3rf]

Jimmy: oh what a beautiful day it was today Floridians: OH SHUT UP!

[@evanflowforever6615]

The guy that almost caught history has a last name of MULLIGAN? OMG LOL

[@hawkeyebricks9905]

His last name should be Munson.

[@evanflowforever6615]

@@hawkeyebricks9905 lol. He got musnoned way out there. King Pin...

[@stanlee6829]

Segment with John Steward was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ellab8897]

*Jon Stewart It looks like autocorrect has struck again!

[@jeanneeber]

"Three things cannot be long hidden. The sun, the moon and the truth."

[@gestaltdude]

I can just see poor Kyle spending the rest of his life obsessing over his missed opportunity, and spending a fortune making his arms longer and longer til the reach the ground when he walks.

[@brucestephens6772]

If you see the clips of MTG from the owners balcony at LIV's first US golf tournament she's clearly head over heels in love with Trump.

[@brendabrown1520]

🤢🤮

[@ellab8897]

@Bruce Stephens - They deserve each other. She’d be only his 4th wife. I think Melania would approve because it would free her of Trump!

[@shouayang1628]

My heart skipped a beat when John Stewart came on as an Apple guy. Love John Stewart!!!!!!

[@whocares9033]

9:20 Could you imagine having a crowd told you were getting divorced and they erupt in applause? Followed by an EXCELLENT joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@misnthrop]

So, when MTG's divorce is final, will she drop the "Greene" and just go by MT, like her words, her promises, her head and her soul?

[@Firedog-ny3cq]

Savage, bro!! And so right on.

[@HCaulfield115]

Always love seeing Jon

[@alex35agm]

So Ian is the one thing in Florida with more hot air than Trump,and destroying things as much as he did.

[@drwisdom1]

I would watch Jon Stewart's show if it wasn't limited to Apple+.

[@jlbueno0611]

is also on KZbin...at least partial segments of it.

[@anamariaguadayol2335]

Me too

[@pollytiks3885]

I watch it on KZbin

[@gwen3010]

Love you Jon!!!!

[@ronaldcarlson8572]

Jon Stewart and Jimmy Kimmel, two of the best!

[@midnighto.g7677]

Jimmy is always great, can't believe this week is almost over and just look at that crowd!

[@r.a.monigold9789]

Jimmy - you are the living example of - Singularity of Purpose Assures Success. Thank you for your tenacity, Love, a loyal fan and a cheerleader

[@kathygoode6582]

So you can watch the ball drop... Killing me!

[@spurofthemoment55]

I needed these laughs🙏🏻

[@OuroMorpheus]

A vacation to watch the ball drop on New Year’s is a stroke of genius 😂 Perfect consolation prize, the cherry on top of a s*** Sunday

[@buddymckimmey3545]

The lieutenant Dan’s in this storm were epic 🇺🇸

[@anothercitizen4867]

Perry Greene will marry someone with the last name Falcon and will become Perry Greene-Falcon

[@ashleywyatt8038]

Absolutely loved all of this😂😂😂😂

[@christophermiller3031]

60 seconds in and the audience finally calms down... I am apparently one of the few people who actually miss when these shows were filmed during covid

[@irishuntley9225]

Jimmy,has accomplished so much,done so much,and is such a GOOD dude,GOD Bless Him.

[@lillyanderson3623]

Yes, he's the best!

[@slickdikkrick8746]

Good dude making a career talking bad about republicans?

[@irishuntley9225]

@@slickdikkrick8746Telling the truth about someone is not talking bad about them,It's just telling the truth.Besides he is NOT speaking I'll of Republicans,he is reporting on the activities of MAGA,fortunately there IS a difference.THEY are complicit in HIS factual reporting of their Nuttiness.

[@bba9110]

@@irishuntley9225 so says the snowflakes like you

[@user-yl6bw5cq9x]

OMGosh this episode made me so happy for many reasons 💖

[@JamesDavis-sh9gh]

I wonder if Jon Stewart is aware that a spot is open for The Daily Show.

[@Ajhcr]

I thought Jon Stewart was still one of the producers of the Daily Show. So I’m sure he is aware.

[@emilysukiennik9039]

THIS IS SO GOOD!!!

[@sdayze3453]

Is it bad that I skip all the networks and prefer to get the news from Jimmy?

[@shaunblock9392]

I never miss the monologue hilarious

[@thehound9086]

MTG husbands reason for divorce was, he didn't know he actually married Dawg the Bounty Hunter.

[@trialgoddess]

Dawg is better looking with a better work ethic and attitude toward people.

[@Firedog-ny3cq]

Ah, so vicious and so perfect. Well played.

[@martindouglass3248]

Well if Jon’s interested, Trevor just announced that he’s leaving…

[@dan9441]

Just when you think Jimmy Kimmel can't get any better ... this!

[@SundanceWolf]

[@glennjordan1171]

All I can say is Jimmy Kimmel is the GOAT of late night show and anybody has a problem with that let me know😎

[@slickdikkrick8746]

Sup lets run it democrat

[@EmilyRussellComedy]

If Jon needs a new job I hear there is an opening at The Daily Show...

[@DancerGirl-24]

Beautiful setting for a show!

[@susanfisher336]

What a fun venue! Wish I could attend.