Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - ANATOMY

[@Ahmenthi]

October is going to feel somewhat empty in the coming years.

[@p4ultimax133]

Yeah :/ it won't sink in till then hardcore

[@GenuineJ0e]

Hear we are over a year ago and yeah October is no longer the same :(

[@hathbeenslain]

Genuine Joe hopefully Matt will play some scary games but obviously it won’t be the same 😔

[@healingchurchpotluck5352]

@@hathbeenslain sadness

[@HayNahSaint]

I feel that myself

[@TheBrickly]

I'd like to imagine that the creator of this game watched Monster House and then thought "WAIT. I KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO."

[@EmmanuelTurner245225]

Yeah, make it good.

[@n0m4nic]

I'll watch The Legend of Hell House! Wait, what's VHS? Fuck it, I'll make a game.

[@ZeeJiggle]

Ah god dammit I made a Monster House joke and scrolled down to see you mention it now ppl are gonna think I copied you gg wp

[@BosnianAdventurer]

SHIIIIIEEEEETTTTT I know you ain't hatin on Monster House Monster House was good ma'fucka Better recognize, fool

[@DrErikNefarious]

Or that one episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog

[@Trick.Sparrow]

ANATOMY In the psychology of the modern civilised human being, it is difficult to overstate the significance of the house. Since as early as the Neolithic era, humankind has defined itself by its buildings: buildings for washing, buildings for socialising, buildings for protection; even buildings for the commemoration of the dead. But of all the structures that mankind has invented for itself, there is little doubt that the house is that which it relies upon most completely for its continued survival. The house is one of the key elements that separate modern humanity from its more primitive antecedents. No other creature goes to such lengths to create lasting, permanent shelter for itself, nor regards such shelters with such reverence and import. Why do human beings of our modern age foster this tremendous sympathy toward their homes? There are many reasons, of course, but it is perhaps due in some small part to seeing them as a reflection of ourselves. The anatomy of the house is such that this analogy is less superficial than at first it may seem. To carry it further, if we were to dissect the house, as we might a human cadaver, we would find ourselves able to isolate and describe its various appendages and their functions in a decidedly anatomical fashion. There are even a fair number of direct comparisons to be drawn between those organs of the house and those of the human body. For example, let us examine the living room: often the dominant space in a house’s ground level, as well as typically the centre of activity in a well-populated home, the living room is very much the heart of the house. While a human heart circulates blood to oxygenate the extremities, the living room circulates people, activity, communication. It is the room most likely to be found beating, as active and vivacious as its name would imply. The comparison is only strengthened when we consider also that the living room is most commonly the room to contain the fireplace, making it additionally the locus of actual, physical heat. It is easy to think of the kitchen and dining room as the stomach or digestive system of the house, though this comparison is tenuous. By contrast, the function and analogue of a bathroom should be immediately obvious. The hallways and corridors of the house are its veins, providing circulation, coursing throughout its frame. A staircase bears more than a passing resemblance, both physically and symbolically, to a spine. The windows of a house serve much the same purpose as eyes, and anyone who has ever rounded a bend, or a long drive, and come suddenly face-to-face with a tall, dark manor will tell you that it is difficult to shake the impression that the house, through its lightless windows, is a creature capable of vision and intelligence. The bedroom is, perhaps, the room that most eludes direct comparison in this fashion. At a stretch, and allowing for a bit of poetic sympathy, it might be said that the bedroom is not unlike the human mind, or those parts of it which dictate thought and imagination. In the bedroom dreams are dreamt, passions are ignited, and epiphanies are experienced in the cold sweat of early hours. In the bedroom is where people invariably spend the majority of their time, though comparatively little of it whilst conscious. And yet, this analogy is an incomplete one, for obviously the mind is an exceedingly complex thing. If the bedroom represents the thinking, dreaming part of the brain, then it is the basement that represents those lower, unconscious parts. The basement is dark. It is buried. It is a place full of cobwebs, where memories are stored. A poignant comparison, truly; often, the unnerving uncertainty that comes with considering the deeper aspects of the human psyche is not unlike gazing down at the swelling blackness pooled at the bottom of a basement stairwell. It is a place we spend our childhoods filling with monsters that will lay for years in patient silence. It is a place that, barring some specific errand, we seldom ever want to go. Of course this comparison, though appropriate, is a very heavy-handed one, and often the basement is little more than a storage space, littered with the corpses of spiders and woodlice. Though poets and psychoanalysts no doubt dread the thought of a dark basement, in truth it is the bedroom - the waking mind, that place of dreams - which is actually the most frightening of all. It is here in the bedroom that we are at our most vulnerable. Each night we shut our senses to the world for hours at a time, trusting in the house to keep us safe until next we wake. In this state of extreme vulnerability we will spend something like twenty percent of our lives. Anything might stand beside us, watch us, keep us company until dawn, and we would never perceive it. We can only pray that the house will not let such things carry on as we sleep. In this way, during these hours, the bedroom seems less like a mind, and more like a mouth, for it is here that the house is most likely to betray us. It is here that we place ourselves most at the house’s mercy, and spend each night hoping that it will not bite down. I dream that there are teeth growing all over me. They are everywhere on me, and in me, like… cysts, or bone spurs. I can scratch at none of them because I have no hands. I look out through the bedroom window and I see a truck approaching. A young man steps out, approaches and enters through the front door. His body is covered in swollen cuts the size of quarters. He’s walking through the downstairs hallway and laughing, and begins urinating on the wall. He spits on the carpet. He’s moving through the first floor, breaking and upsetting things. He goes to the basement and stands at the top of the stairs. I’m angry at him, so I slam the door and he falls down. I can feel his bones snapping. The cuts are bursting, oozing old, dark blood everywhere. I can feel him being ground up, dissolved and torn, splitting and shredding… but I leave the door closed. I close my eyes and try to sleep. The teeth continue growing on me until there is nothing left of me but… teeth, and gum, some sinew. There is an important distinction that must be drawn between the words ‘dissection’ and 'vivisection’. A distinction that would appear to be lost on you. The worst of us can listen, and yet at every turn you have pried, you have prodded, and you have interfered. Have you not been paying attention? Did it not occur to you that as a vermin existing inside of a greater organism, your intrusion would be felt? And still you harassed. And now, like the wayward spider who witlessly stumbles upon a sleeper’s tongue, you will be swallowed. Because the truth is this: when a house is both hungry and awake, every room becomes a mouth. What happens to a house when it is left alone? When it becomes wan, and aged? When its paint peels, and its foundations begin to sink? When it goes for too long unlived in? What does it think of? What does it dream? How does it regard those creatures who built it? Brought it into existence, only to abandon it when its usefulness no longer satisfies them? They grow lonesome. It may stare for long hours into the darkness of its own empty halls, and see shadows. In its heart, they jump as it thinks, 'Here! Here is someone again, I’m not alone!’ And each time it is wrong, and the hurt starts over. It may haunt itself, inventing ghosts to walk its floors, making friends with its shadow puppets, laughing and whispering to itself at the end of some quiet cul-de-sac. It may grow angry. Its basement may fill with churning acid like an empty stomach, and its gorge may rise as it asks itself through clenched teeth, 'What did I do wrong?’ It may grow bitter. It may grow hungry. So hungry, and so bitter, that its screwbolts dissolve and its doors unlock themselves. While a house may hunger, it cannot starve. And so, in fever and anger and loneliness, it may simply lie in wait. Doors open. Shades drawn. Hallways empty. Hungry.

[@NootalieWalf]

Trick Thanks! I hate it!

[@skinnermclane4467]

"There is an important distinction that must be drawn between the words ‘dissection’ and 'vivisection’. A distinction that would appear to be lost on you. " I totally didn't catch this line when I played OR when I listened just now due to shock. That's a -great- fucking line. Maybe the best in the game.

[@plumcrazysomers]

In the 10th paragraph, the one about teeth and cysts: was it cuts covering the young man? I heard "ticks," which might make more sense when being described as "the size of quarters" and "bursting." And does the house get 'wan, and aged" or "worn, and aged?" Good transcription, though! I missed the first part of the house's tirade before the house bit down. Anyways, a hearty welcome to everyone else rewatching the Shitstorms in anticipation of Shitstorm VII!

[@bigchooch4434]

@@plumcrazysomers "Small" ticks the size of quarters??? I'd hate to see large ticks wherever they are then

[@RanMouri82]

Thanks for doing this! We can hear most of it, but miss the house's tirade near the end because of Pat freaking out.

[@circular7]

"They're dark and I don't like it." ~Pat 2016

[@trigun_dog]

Grand Master Pat

[@TheSpartan451]

Let's bring Confederate Pat back.

[@circular7]

He never left.

[@GothaBillsAndDeath]

He's the final boss of mafia 3.

[@dougdynamo9398]

Final Solution Pat has entered the game.

[@ZeroRaider]

Well here's your problem! Somebody set this house's switch to Evil!

[@PS3Fan487]

Should'a set it to Wumbo

[@Ouroboros619]

I don't want to live in a world where Simpsons references aren't timeless and always applicable.

[@Steve_The_Ghost]

My uncle's house is the only one I've been in with a basement that isn't creepy as shit. Tons of lights and nice white walls and I'm like "Uncle Ray, why put so much effort into making your basement not creepy?" And he says "Steve, I fucking hate basements."

[@saltedhorsemeat4843]

Steve The Ghost Hell, we got a basement decked out with hippie stuff and art materials. Pretty easy to ease the tension

[@ALDO_GOODENS]

This channel feels like a gravestone. We visit. We reminisce about our favorite memories by watching old videos and playthroughs. We laugh, we cry, we get angry, we get scared, we feel brave, we feel huge. We quote our favorite jokes, skip past our least favorite bits. We forget about all the bad in the world, and we’re simply living in this perfect, imaginary one. But at some point, reality kicks back in, and we must face the truth: the whole, wonderful experience we were just in... was one-sided... And, we do the only thing we can. We say our goodbyes and end the visit with, “Until next time, Friends.”

[@ghosters1072]

Thank you. This is accurate. I miss them.

[@stevencates2069]

Amen

[@jrduffy5994]

Remember that time Pat wouldn’t get off the table?

[@antarcticaresearchprogram8349]

I still blame Omikorn.

[@baphometsvoice6271]

@@antarcticaresearchprogram8349 we should always blame Omikron. It always comes back to the Cah-Jay

[@thomasderosso5625]

I love the mental image of Pat crouched like a tiny ginger gargoyle on the kitchen table.

[@gossamer999]

I'm no Vangoh, but sketched up a little piece of art of that image. i.redd.it/fh4ezcs8kbp11.png

[@belgainwafflehead5686]

Gaussamer Holy shit that great. My only criticism is that I think his legs are too long, it gives him the appearance of a normal human and not a ginger dwarf

[@TheWaverunners]

You fulfilled my wish from 2 years ago. Thank you.

[@jojofeeny3730]

This is an amazing and underrated comment.

[@LastLady1]

still one of my favourite shitstorm entries. I have been revisiting this one many times over the years.

[@tpmmpt]

I don't like this They're playing actually scary games, not bad horror-themed games I'M SCARED

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Yea, I thought this was going to be funny, and I had to stop 10 mins in. It's too late at night for me to watch legit scary shit, so imma finish this in the morning so I don't shit my bed x.x;

[@sol2296]

Never Forgetti, Foetus in Sinky

[@Mareepu]

On a side note, IMSCARED is a fun game.

[@TheKreamKorn]

I'm super glad they are playing actual scary stuff.

[@mssaraprek]

I just realized that they have been doing a shitstorm every October for the last five years. I came to the channel after the first one. I've been watching this channel for four years. That's crazy to me.

[@jamg25]

I've been with this channel before 2bfp, because of the Street Fighters Stupidity videos.

[@Artyom1247]

Wow, it's really been that long? I can still remember when I first watched them after they finished the RE2 playthrough and were about to start FF:Streetwise.

[@xXcloud99Xx]

+Mr. Snrub been around since season 1 of TBFP and here since RE2 and love every minute of it!! Sure they sometimes play crap I'm not interested in, but the lulz are always worth it. Shitstorm has been the yearly troll for me coz I hate watching other ppl play scurdy games, but love seeing pat shit himself XD

[@lovebacon777]

iktfb

[@Jennilynne]

Me too I remember being hyped when shitstorm 2 started. Where does the time go?

[@BioRoot]

42:58 Pat: "AAH!" Matt: "AAH!" Pat: "AAH!" lol- I love how they were just screaming at each other.

[@RanMouri82]

The timing was perfect, too. Matt: "I'm very proud of you." Pat: "Fuck you." [JUMPSCARE]

[@wolf397]

This is one of the few things to genuinely terrify me and stick with me long after. No amount of Mat and Pat yucking it up in the background made me feel safe. I love this game and playthrough so much

[@ThePresidentOfChina]

If my house tried to eat me I'd punch it in the mouth

[@GanguroKonata]

It's bigger than you!

[@ThePresidentOfChina]

Nothing is bigger than me on a good day

[@grizzlywhisker]

i'd pee on it.

[@MantraMan2077]

That brings up a new question. Is it the Front door? Does that mean all you'd be doing is giving it a good hard knock?

[@kitty19181]

+sans “Lord of Puns” the skeleton does that mean that every time i visit someone else's house, i'm punching it in the mouth?

[@HakureiIllusion]

Seven years and I keep coming back to it every October. One of the best horror games out there, and one of the best videos in Shitstorm history.

[@_ArmIa]

Considering I'm almost twenty minutes in and not a goddamn thing has happened yet, this well may be the scariest fucking thing they have played on any Shitstorm so far. This is like Nothing Is Scarier: The Trope: The Game.

[@Gaminating]

It's all dread man which is missing in modern horror

[@Anthrax80m8]

I feel like the people here who are whining about the game being boring are a lot of the reason a lot of modern horror sucks for me. Like, personally, I felt like this game was fuckin' fantastic. True psychological horror done in a really tense and terrifying way. It feels kinda like too many modern horror games and movies use jumpscares as a crutch, and it stops a lot of them from achieving their true potential. Not to say that I "hate" jumpscares or anything. I just feel like they change the atmosphere of a game or movie from really terrifying to something kinda hokey that wont stick with you at all. I know this probably isnt the majority opinion at all, since jumpscare-centric horror keeps getting made and masses keep paying for it, but it kinda bums me out that shit like this is so rare and underapreciated.

[@pacMAN-vi5nu]

i agree i dont like jumpscares cause it just feels like a cheap way to get screams and i feel like people who overuse it are just kind of... you know being cheap with it.

[@bickflick]

+pacMAN indeed. Fright and fear are two different things. Fright is easy, but fear is difficult to maintain.

[@Gaminating]

I wish horror films would also include hellish looking places that are literally nowhere like the fleshy area in this game or something you'd see in silent hill. Instead they always go for supernatural nightmare worlds.

[@Dougie-Jones]

Shitstorm of Scariness Shitstorm 2 : The Shittening Shitstorm 3 Shitstorm of Scariness (2015) Shitstorm V : Shitsurrection Shitstorm 6 : Back in the Shit Shitstorm of Scariness : The Final Shitter Shitstorm Forever Shitstorm Vs. Monster Madness Shitstorm of Scariness Remake (2021)

[@JunkCCCP]

You forgot Shitstorm X

[@StoicForce]

What happened to Shitstorm: Revengence, Shitstorm: Generations, Shitstorm: Chrono Phantasma, Shitstorm: in Space, and Shitstorm: Enter the Woolie Hole?

[@Reionder]

What about "Shitstorms" directed by James Cameron

[@Zagstrak]

Shin Shitstorm

[@xombiegriffin]

You also forgot Shitstorm: The New Shit and Shitstorm on Zaibatsu Street.

[@Nonon471]

This game is profoundly disturbing.

[@notoverwatch6991]

Jakuzure Nonon "lol dark" Truly.

[@CthomasMega]

SEPTEMBER'S ENDED. OCTOBER'S COME. NOW IT'S TIME TO START THE FUN. I OH SO LOVE IT WHEN PAT CRIES. NOW LET'S SEE WHICH FRIEND SURVIVES

[@MCB741]

Caldwell Thomas stop

[@ehmiguel7602]

BARS

[@laggy3099]

WAAKE ME UP, WHEN THE SHITSTORM ENDS.

[@zachhaas6605]

THE TRAIN DONT GOT NO BRAKES

[@RanMouri82]

Yet another reason why this is my fave fandom~

[@LittleMountain90]

Thanks to the timezone difference from my internship, I get to watch these waking up in the morning, with the sun shining bright outside. Thanks for helping me be a huge coward, Europe.

[@LittleMountain90]

...and it looks like this is gonna be one of those videos where I have tot take a break every couple minutes, so good thing, too!

[@metallsnubben]

And here I am, not being able to sleep at 5 AM and thinking youtube is a good idea FUCK THIS GAME

[@godsplayingfield]

Metalsnubben unless you are looking up cat vids or some shit, youtube is NEVER a good idea when you cant sleep.

[@metallsnubben]

godsplayingfield Amen to that!

[@MiaowGaiGar]

Europe, the land of backing down.

[@UCxcRAwlfb7ozS7ZHtmUqonw]

Dear Journal, this is the first year we won't have a Shitstorm from SBF so I'm watching the old ones, with teary eyes.

[@finneganbyrne1012]

I just realised that today. I was wondering why there was a hole in my heart

[@massconnect9329]

I have to laugh every time you get up on top of the table and back into the corner.

[@massconnect9329]

OMG, was that soundbyte @24:00 from the creepy Edison doll or whoever invented all the stuff? It sounded too familiar (and not all that disturbing because of that)

[@WhatDoesDStandFor]

No, I believe its a catholic prayer.

[@TheMansterTruck]

yeah, but the specific recording was used in the first talking doll

[@WhatDoesDStandFor]

+TheMansterTruck you're right, my bad.

[@no1important777]

from on top of the table pat can see everything that can get him, that, and he has an area to tactically shit in.

[@BigPaja]

The voice acting and the sound design do a lot for this game.

[@LtRockyM309]

The moral of the story: Arson solves everything.

[@AstralMuffin105]

Burn it all down to the ground.

[@TonyBMan]

BURN thru the witches and BURN thru the ditches and BURN thru the bitches like a che-he-yyyyeeaaahhhhhhh

[@LieutenantAmerica]

Lt. Rocky This comment is especially funny since I'm rewatching this after watching the Super Gaming Bros tackle the Arson Desk in LA Noire.

[@randomfox12245]

so in the end it was a vore game after all

[@tristansmith8824]

Gosh darn it, another vore game.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

randomfox thanks for getting rid of all my scares. My I'm just all porked up.

[@coh2conscript851]

macro vore game

[@MichaelAlmeida2320]

The ultimate twist. It was a fetish game all along, like Sonic Dreams Collection.

[@HarpsiFizz]

You promised we wouldn't talk about the Dreams Collection anymore.

[@StoicForce]

"You see, the body is like a special house with blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms. Oh, look! There's Mr. Bladder in the basement, ha ha!"

[@RamenSploosh]

haha! XD nice lol, i was thinking of that too

[@StoicForce]

It's comforting to see that the Best Friend's community are still people of culture.

[@brytonbehrend7906]

Oh look, its all broken and on the floor...

[@krypt3289]

I got like 5 false jumpscares just by Pat moving towards something in the dark and thinking it was something moving towards him. Jesus this game is good

[@ghostpants7930]

23:52 Translation: Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen. For those who couldn't tell

[@N00BSYBORG]

Who's ready for Month of Stumbling Through Dark Rooms While Spooky Stuff Happens?

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Me!

[@edwardramasamadesiderio471]

There's nothing like a long walk through a spooky Woolie Hole.

[@theghettoworks4368]

Hey come on. Come on.... Some rooms are gonna have light

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Edward 'Ringabal' Desiderio No there isn't.

[@dallyink7412]

Get your cell phones/extremely weak flashlights ready.

[@moviechic07]

Domatophobia: the condition of having an abnormal, extreme, and persistent fear of home, houses, or being inside a house. Thanks guys.

[@yoursonisold8743]

So... what do you do? Live in a tent?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Do trailers count? Or other house-like things?

[@archfeymirth]

What's this? What's this? There's Woolie Holes everywhere. What's this? There's ghost farts in the air. What's this? I can't believe my eyes I must be dreaming Wake up, Pat, this isn't fair What's this? What's this? What's this? This attache case is all wrong What's this? There's axes being flung What's this? The streets are lined with Little Liams laughing Every Weeaboo seems so happy Have I possibly gone daffy? What is this? What's this? There's Liams throwing mouses Instead of throwing streams They're busy with bullshit And a lack of screams? There's pies near every window Oh, I can't believe my eyes And in my bones I feel the spook That's coming from inside Oh, look, what's this? They're hanging babies, they laugh Why, that looks so creepy? Inspired They're gathering around to hear a story Roasting downcomings in the fire What's this? What's this? In here they've got a little me, how queer And who would ever think And why? They're covering it with tiny little cages They've got electric axes on strings And there's a Matt on everyone So, now, correct me if I'm wrong This looks like fun This looks like fun Oh, could it be I got my wish? What's this? Oh my, what now? The Liams are asleep But look, there's something underneath All Scaryfu, and Kennies here to scream and boat them To ensnare them, no little cozy things Lost inside their dreamland What's this? The monsters are all there And the nightmares, they be fair And in this place there seems to be Shitstorms everywhere! Plus all the screams, I swear I can hear laughter in the air The smell of lies and pies Are absolutely everywhere The sights, the sounds They're everywhere and all around I've never felt so spooked before This empty place inside of me is filling up I simply cannot get enough I want it, oh, I want it Oh, I want it for my own I've got to know, I've got to know What is this place that I have found? What is this? Shitsurrection? Hmm

[@thundervolt9764]

Mistress Cupcake das buetiful main

[@samzilla567]

That was brilliant!

[@jonhenry7740]

Needs more likes.

[@ArcmageZaln]

best comment of October so far.

[@goronhead]

Simply amazing.

[@ShelCorporation]

I wonder how many "shit's locked" games they are going to play this year.

[@ZomifiedHam]

31

[@ronin19xx79]

+Zombifiedham That honestly made my day.

[@crowsea3371]

Shitstorm 5: Shit's Locked Edition.

[@CthomasMega]

ALL of them

[@kovulion7777]

If you're too scared to watch, Frisk!, I'm here to help with SPOILER ALERT---- . . . . . . This game was made by someone who HATES jumpscares, she just made the game with creeping dread and tension and the fear of the unknown, much like why past Silent Hill games were scary even though it barely had jumpscares. SO enjoy the video because you won't have a heart attack and enjoy the best friends!

[@bigchooch4434]

>Hates jumpscares >35:32 and the other game quitting bits (though I guess not super spooky)

[@disguyovaheere8140]

ITS LATE THE LIGHTS ARE OFF BOWELS FULL LETS GO

[@disguyovaheere8140]

ALSO PANTS OFF

[@balugawhale3636]

# DicksoutforShitstorm

[@dcung8833]

you got your shitbucket man? had to get a new one cuz of battlefield 4

[@idklolzors]

You'll piss and shit everywhere

[@MrGregorychant]

I'm watching this on my toilet! I'm good!

[@Ablestron]

SING WITH ME NOW: ON THE FIRST DAY OF HOLLOWEEEEEEEN MY NIGHT TERRORS GAVE TO MEEEEEEEE

[@edwardramasamadesiderio471]

A giant portrait of Wooliiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!

[@Ablestron]

ON THE SECOND DAY OF HALLOWEEN MY NIGHT TERRORS GAVE TO MEEEE

[@seanflannery8587]

2 let's players!

[@michaelcreech8957]

micah ables two spooky buds

[@thepickles8833]

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AN ESKIMO THROUGH THE CROWD FOUND A PLATYPUS ON THE GREEN

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

Zach, I think this is the best Shitstorm video they ever made, kicking off the best Shitstorm. Not to say that the others are bad by any means, but...this truly is the peak. Along with Spooky's House of Jumpscares. Two videos, making...twin peaks.

[@WadeTheWilsonTV]

FUCK. I had to do a double-take in my dark house just now. The red light of the TV just reflected off of one of my picture frames behind me. Fuck houses man.

[@WadeTheWilsonTV]

I literally had to pause the video and get my dog just to keep watching after the tale of tick man.

[@genobrosX]

You just have to N E V E R L E A V E.

[@hunterfench3140]

+Aidan Theroux SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[@metallsnubben]

Similar thing here, finish watching the video, turn off the lights and some freaking network adapter shines in red from behind a chair Who needs sleep anyway?

[@AJPwny]

"What happens to a house when it is left alone? I need scissors. 61!"

[@Nymphonomicon]

"Houses are alive. This is something we know. News from our nerve endings. If we're quiet, if we listen, we can hear houses breathe. Sometimes, in the depth of the dark night, you can even hear them groan. It's as if they were having bad dreams. A good house cradles and comforts...a bad one fills us with an instinctive unease. Bad houses hate our warmth and our human-ness. Yet, isn't a house supposed to be a place of shelter. It’s the body we put over our bodies. As our bodies grow old, so do our houses. And as our bones sicken, so do our house's foundation. But what happens when mad and disturbed people lived inside a house? Does their madness and pain creep into the rooms, the walls, the corridors, the very boards? Does their emotions linger on after death? Don't we sometimes feel those maddening emotions reaching out to us, haunting us? Does human tragedy cause bad houses to be born? A bad house's blind hate for our humanity is what we say when we use the word "haunted". Is that what we call a place that is cursed, unquiet, spooked, festered up with roaming spirits? We say haunted, but what we really mean is that the house has gone...insane!"

[@KnightCrown]

Without a doubt the best intro for shitstorm so far right?

[@MrStath1986]

I kind-of liked Shitstorm IV's more, but this is on-par or at least nearly as good.

[@TheWaverunners]

Ciaran Statham The Plague of Gripes intro is pretty damn awesome.

[@davidcage2646]

HERE IT IS! WEEK OF WOOLIE HERE I COME!!!

[@cantthinkofaname1029]

What the fuck is david cage doing watching two best friends

[@MoonspiderHugs]

emotions

[@balugawhale3636]

he come to watch ze bad games

[@k.-flynn]

dude omikron is the other video

[@paavokokko]

the true horror is omikron

[@joekewl7539]

*RATTLE ME BONES*

[@edwardramasamadesiderio471]

S K E L E T O N B O N E S

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

B O N E S K E L L S

[@keyblade126]

*Batteries sold separately*

[@greatbalwaagh2465]

*Shiver me humers*

[@thepickles8833]

*S K E L E T O N W A R R I O R S*

[@TheSporadicSpork]

it's crazy that i've been watching and subbed to you scrubs for over 5 years, back when you recorded the goddamn T.V. screen with a camera. Feels good, Shitstorm is my October tradition now.

[@jagerbradley]

When was that? I thought I had been here since the beginning

[@crazyj10agains]

Their audio quality is still too fucked to be god-tier.

[@TheSporadicSpork]

Kirby's Epic Yarn was best LP.

[@patrykstepien6361]

The audio is the best part. It shows the lack of professionalism that they have so that you always know that they are the same through all these years. May they never change.

[@RanMouri82]

Same here. I look forward to this shitshow every year. Whenever Pat does that high-pitched yelp, I feel fulfilled.

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

Oh man that's the best Shitstorm intro yet.

[@xXGodofTecknoXx]

you know its good when even the memequeens dont post clever jokes...

[@123bluesssman]

Swagbito Uchiha 2snacks never fails

[@dcung8833]

As much as you dont comment its always great to see a legend here to guide us through the milestone of a shitstorm..thank you swagbito

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

SuchALustForFries Having a job kind of ruins my ability to be on time for any upload lol. It was the time between jobs that people noticed me, because of course I had nothing better to fucking do, naturally.

[@TheLivingShadow_]

On Twitter Matt said he was proud to announce that 2snacks would be doing the first shitstorm intro. Which means there are more, probably one per week. So that answers that.

[@bondage-chan9738]

THE SHITSTORM HAS COME, AND SO HAVE I. _REPEATEDLY_

[@BurninatorXIII]

Cumming for 31 days in a row. For life.

[@TheStrxggler]

Yeah. The Planetcracker will do that to you.

[@bondage-chan9738]

Nonstop infinite hype cumming.

[@greatbalwaagh2465]

410 billion Skeletons coming 24/7 for the entire month Coming to a Halloween near you!

[@DeadBoneJones]

Hey, a sex dungeon is a pretty dark and spooky place when you think about it.

[@Dcastkid]

Only thing I can think would make this scarier is if it could change your desktop background to the glitchy "YOU NEVER CAME BACK" tv image after the final play through, just to keep the feeling lingering

[@edwardramasamadesiderio471]

SHITSTORM!!! SHITSTORM!!! SHITST-oh god, that intro.

[@N00BSYBORG]

Best one yet and I really love the second one.

[@UnlimitedBick]

I was hoping there would be more comments about this years amazing intro.

[@israeldavila27]

ill debate that the last one was more artistic more then anything, the fist one was edgy as fuck for its time. the 4th one was more lasting for me because of the art style. 2 snack is great and im not saying he did bad work but out off all the intros so far, 4 was MY PERSONAL fave.

[@JetJenkins]

Controversial opinion, but my favorite was the third. Matt and Pat just look amazing in that artsyle. It looks like something right out of a good TV show.

[@UnlimitedBick]

Shitstorm 1 was very subdued, mostly being just text for a lot of episodes. Shitstorm 2 has a classic feel of what I'm going to say about the new one. Shitstorm 3 had style, but lacked substance, although I'll admit it just being them playing games makes that one a gem. Shitstorm 4 was the most artsy, but never felt like it really fit (aside from the spooky spirit) This new one does a really good job blending Horror with Comedy, and I think that evokes feeling of the channel. It's a shame 2Snacks does such good work, considering how unprofessional these fuckers are.

[@matts252]

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF HALLOWEEN

[@edwardramasamadesiderio471]

THIS IS HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN

[@matts252]

IT'S THE ONLY TIME OF YEAR WHEN THE WORLD ENTERS THE SURVIVAL HORROR

[@burningace4852]

THIS IS THE SHITSTORM SHITSTORM SHITSTORM

[@GramLikesBread]

For me, a month dedicated to watching movies.

[@dcung8833]

You worry too much, you make yourself sad, you can't change fate, but dont feel so bad, enjoy it while you can, its just like the weather, so quit complaining brother, no one lives forever!

[@kira-dk2mx]

When you hear the last message about how the house invents ghosts to walk its halls, it makes you wonder if you're playing as an actual person or as something the house invented to torture in its loneliness.

[@MrStath1986]

I think you're some equivalent of the guy the house talks about walking in and basically mocking the place by pissing and spitting in it; that's kind-of supported by Pat trashing the plates and the like, brazenly wandering the halls, etc.

[@percuno8505]

This year's entire Shitstorm should just be the Omikron LP

[@SergioSource]

That's 2spooky even for the shitstorm

[@greatbalwaagh2465]

It's too spooky for shitstorm because David Cage is the terror we wake with in the morning and the terror we feel when we go to bed.

[@DeadBoneJones]

Omikron isn't scary, just confusing, sad, and infuriating that the Cage got millions of dollars to make like 4 more games after that.

[@MrBleachAssassin]

Remember that time Liam just got so spooped he flung Pat's mouse onto the ground and left a shit trail all the way to the vents? Good times, terrible smell however.

[@xXcloud99Xx]

T'was fucking halarious, but I was there with him XD

[@gun572]

which video 👀

[@MrBleachAssassin]

gun572 White day. It's from the third shitstorm.

[@BlackKanye]

Yeah I don't remember a lot so I would liek to know when too

[@MrBleachAssassin]

BlackKanye White day, third shitstorm.

[@electricbayonet2]

I was about 3 years old when my family moved out of my childhood home. I didn't remember much of it, but my vague haze of memories were generally positive, and those were reinforced by a smattering of family photos. But over the years, I lived relatively near that home, and I got to see it decay. The people who my parents sold it to sold it again, and those folks did so again, and it ultimately ended up with someone who was clearly renting it to less-than-reputable people who themselves were renting it to others who basically lived in a crudely-partitioned section of the basement. And, 24 years after moving out, I was suddenly in need of a new home (seriously, if you have a dehumidifier, Google its serial number. You're not going to get any other warning if there's a defect that may make it burst into flames), and... ...well, there's a reason I could get my hands on this place a bit shy of my 30th birthday. It was a wreck. It had all the hallmarks of a haunted methlab. But far worse than that was something that this video echoed: a sense of hunger and desperation. On some level, I felt genuinely scared of living in this house again, and doing so alone was pretty much a secondary concern. My fears were rooted in other things. They were rooted in the layer of carbon-ash that turned your soles black within seconds of walking on the basement floor. They were rooted in the knee-high stickers in the attic that spelled 'SOPHIA' in a gentle arch, as if to remind me that a child almost certainly had to live in the nightmare my childhood home had become. It was rooted in the literal roots of the veritable jungle that was trying to devour the house and the garage. My dad and I spent the better part of a summer wearing jeans, boots, gloves, hats, and masks as we tore through layer after layer of thorns, poison ivy, and 'trees' that were basically just weeds that had been left to grow for a decade or more. The two of us did basically everything we could do without immediately endangering ourselves (ie, trying to rewire the house) that we could before we ever even considered hiring anyone to help with the restoration. It was pretty damn difficult. And for no small amount of time, I was terrified (being reasonably self-aware of depression catalysts) of ever actually living in this house... ...but then, I wasn't. And oddly enough, this video helps reinforce that. Call me arrogant, but I like to think that this house is, if not happy, then at least content to have someone like me back inside it. For all the abuse it endured in my family's absence, the house feels like...well, like a puppy. It doesn't blame us for the things we didn't do, and all it can be is happy to see us back. And on our side of things, I'll be damned if I let it go back to the way things were between our occupancy.

[@Ineedanaccountnow0]

Wow that was deep. I'm glad I came back to one of the last good shitstorm videos to read an interesting story

[@catlady4858]

What a fascinating story.

[@KATinBLACK]

That was amazing. That's great you guys cleaned things up and you and the house are happy now. Based on stories landlords have told us while renting from them, and what's happened to my grandfather's home, there's always a chance of your house getting fucked by renters who a) punch big holes in the walls, b) grow weed/make meth on the property or in the house, and c) burn, tear, or permanently stain the carpet. At one place, the landlady told us all the above and more was caused by previously renters and the house needed an overhaul. It felt pleasant while we were there. I guess homes really do feel emotions after all

[@MegaRazor619]

This was interesting, thanks

[@astrobstrd]

I come back to watch this video at the beginning of every October. Here I am on an early February late night reading this comment and genuinely being in awe at how affecting it is. Genuinely fantastic

[@AntiSuccess]

holy shit dude, this is such a good no-budget thing. it spends the whole first playthrough making you think of a house like a human body, so that when shit starts going wrong, it feels like body horror or w/e. then the tapes start describing ACTUAL body horror in really disturbing detail, and the house gets REALLY fucked up. that’s so fucking smart

[@Moodyman90]

So the story of how they played the game is "Some fan told me we should play this game and it's free off this guy's website". Kudos to the guy who made this, cause just listening to the audio, even with Mat and Pat talking the whole time, was scary as all hell.

[@noirmouse3972]

It's not free actually, just very inexpensively priced for three dollars. If you want check out more of her games, feel free to look at her Patreon page.

[@roflcopter3546]

Doing my yearly shitstorm re-watch, only a few more years until I'll get back to the last shitstorm. Gota enjoy it while it lasts!

[@ContactM1ke]

Same here. 5th October since the channel ended, so we're on Shitstorm V. Hope everyone has a happy spooky season!

[@callumdonington2227]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this

[@johnnychopsocky]

October brought me back here, to my safe spot on the kitchen table, crouched in the corner.

[@howtoguro]

(42:59) Here we have the majestic mating call of the Bolivian backdown bird, and the Cowardly Canary. They're attempting to get lucky. They do not.

[@zeex9338]

They started off with the scariest one of this year's shit storm.

[@fanfan-ni6cw]

All these years later and this video still hits. Miss you guys.

[@SJ-ss5bf]

Re watching these Shitstorm's again to fill the void of another October without.

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

Another rewatch. Anatomy has probably stuck with me the hardest out of any of the horror games Matt & Pat have played.

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

Still not as terrifying for the Zaibatsu as Blazblue, apparently.

[@BurninatorXIII]

Actually playing BlazBlue is the scariest thing of all.

[@0rriAndroid]

ya'll cowards don't even play blazblue

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

Richter The D They're *too smart* to actually give us a Blazblue video.

[@0rriAndroid]

i'm not gonna be mean and challenge them to something *they can't do*

[@AfroMetalMizu]

I gotta get dat Jack-O art made for the end of the month ;3

[@TheGrayMysterious]

I know what this game's deal is already, and every time I watch a playthrough it still gives me horrible anxiety like no other game ever has

[@J_Themborn]

I get now, Assassins Creed Unity was trying to be a horror game!

[@J_Themborn]

Along with every Bethesda game.

[@jerrymcghoulberry355]

Matterking Ya? Was Fallout 4 good?

[@theoverlordofcats5511]

@@matterking1 was Fallout 76 good?

[@sheridanmovieguy]

It's Halloween again. I'll watch this again and forget about how sad I am there hasn't been a shitstorm in five years.

[@GamblingDNC]

Can we please talk about (and possibly get art of) Pat crawling onto the table to crouch in the corner like the big baby he is everytime he listened to a tape?

[@MrSwagonator]

His fear of something being behind him after picking something up is actually kinda relatable lol

[@GamblingDNC]

You're not wrong lmao, it's just so great that he'll immediately clamber onto the table as soon as the tape's in.

[@LunasLostLove]

he's stated his strange reverse claustrophobia which would explain why he also hugs the wall and tries not to be in the open and stays in corners and such.

[@guidetoanything]

somebody contact plague

[@Lee1995S]

The floor is lava during storytime.

[@judeofford]

V has come to.

[@first-last311]

We spoke of was and when...

[@SilentSoul645]

Although I wasn't there...

[@brejay941]

He said I was his friend...

[@crazyj10agains]

I'M STILL IN A DREAM

[@TheHyperGamerVideos]

*In a womanly robotic voice* V has come to.

[@RRVCrinale]

Tension is when there's a bomb under the table and it doesn't go off.

[@SamSphinx]

And the tension makes the actual exploding of the bomb even more satisfying, having felt earned.

[@gaminglorerd3686]

I just realised that I've been following this bunch of nerds for over 5 years now... Holy shit man they've come a long way since that LP of Resident Evil 2 with the poopie ponytail main character... May be getting a bit teary here you guys

[@Xenoriddley]

glad I'm not the only one. I'm super proud of our parents, even with their endless bickering, working with Jesus, and putting up with old grandma swamp. hope they keep going!

[@jackgebhardt2932]

God, these kinds of comments make me so was now...

[@ALDO_GOODENS]

It was a good run...

[@splinkerton]

this is a horrifying devil monstrosity of an experience and I'm alone in my house and want to cry now. can't wait till the next video

[@masontatum8736]

I used to look forward to October and Halloween. Not for the holiday itself, I was never really social enough to consistently attend parties and I don't have a sweet tooth. It was purely because of my favorite series getting the next instalment. Now it's just like every other month. Flows right into the next bland thing. I miss these old vids.

[@jacksonstroh147]

I used to look forward to this series every October man shit is not the same :(

[@Petroleumish]

Jumpscare count and times spoiler: 31:48 is a minor jumpscare. 43:00 is another minor jump.

[@movieguy731]

Petroleumish I am putting the welfare of my heart and the cleanliness of my undies in your hands...

[@SamSphinx]

The fact that this game has only minor jumpscares that are earned after much buildup makes this probably the strongest Shitstorm Game.

[@laurenbitsky485]

The truest hero

[@AshlynOne]

Holy shit this is a well thought out game. They may have blown their load too early putting this up as their first Shitstorm video.

[@feymouse]

this is like virginia lee burton's "the little house" for psychopaths but goodness, this is an effective horror game. it leads you on a tour of a dark house, giving you a sense of fear of an unknown but also familiar setting, and twisting it into a living, breathing entity, because what's scarier than an abandoned house? a house that *feels* abandoned. and people often give life and personality to everyday objects (for example, giving memories to an old toy or photograph).

[@rothko459]

It's nice the house informs you of its anatomy BEFORE IT EATS YOU.

[@edzim10]

I'm actually home alone and just finished watching porn

[@murphyslaw_1776]

We're proud of you.

[@PretentiousAdonis]

The most suspenseful thing a person can do.

[@josephThaPimp]

huh. me too

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Shademan_DS Was just about to...but then the sadness kicked in. Then I remembered.."SHITSTORM!"

[@mattcruz16]

Dukester3456 what a rollercoster of emotions eh?

[@ericablack3758]

This brings me no comfort as I am moving into my grandpa's house that's sat empty since he died. The same house that my grandma died in years ago. A house that I will be living in, alone...

[@loudrockacdc]

Erica Miller that house is 200% haunted. Good luck my friend

[@IzzyHackworth]

make sure to thank the house for doing a good job

[@jordan2804]

Hey if you think about it there's literally nowhere you could live that somebody has not died in or around at some point in history.

[@pogogo51]

not if you live on antarctica, *idiot* /s

[@grizzlywhisker]

have fun dude! :D

[@noyouwillnot1169]

I wish the tapes had subtitles. I can't quite make out what they're saying, through that obnoxious-but-realistic buzzing.

[@nestorm4948]

turn captions on, it helps kinda

[@CowCao747]

I think it's supposed to be more scary for the players that way, really makes you lean in and listen.

[@silntkll]

OmegaSanction you have to either listen with headphone or just deal with it. As many times as if seen/played this game, I think it's intentional. Considering the tapes get more and more scrambled.

[@noyouwillnot1169]

Yeah, no, I left that comment like.. 6 minutes into the video. My bad. :)

[@metallsnubben]

Here you go, found the script: HUjsnajsfuASjbASfbahksbasfkjb TeEth asdjAJSKDBASfabsFjabsfAJBSFabASfbj sTOmAcH AsoifBASfakAs FOrevEr AAAAaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAaAaaAaaAAaAaAaAaAAaAaaaa

[@SteelBallRun1890]

**THE SHITSTORM BEGINS NOW!!!** *SPOOKS ARE HERE!!!* N-no...not Woolie...I didn't mean it like that...oh god, I may have gone too far in a few places... Edit: Okay, people may joke about scaredy time and 2spooky4me but fuck, this was like one of their best Shitstorm videos yet. It was terrifying, it was creative and unique using a house as the monster and I think it hit the mark it wanted to hit. For an indie game I sure hope that chick gets fucking exposure bucks and a million.

[@philthepower256]

You totally meant it like that and you know it.

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

*sitting in a dark, empty room, scribbling away in your manga* How far have we gone... The sacrifices we made to get to this point... We brought this scourge upon ourselves... This horror... Woolie... Was it worth it? We thought for so long whether we could... We never stopped to think of we should... *Closes your manga, your gaze set to the dark corner, a heavy breathing coming from within* "w h e n ' s m a h v e l"

[@TheTrueChuster]

Like happy fireworks coming on the end of the filthy Al'Behd's life, Woolie's shittalk and consecuently Race Traitor fanfic (also known in Japan as "I Cant Believe Woolie-kun Is An Extrarrestrial Sympatizer! [R-18]") will be treated during this month. Calm Thyne Mammaries, Grand Wizard Brudda.

[@TheStrxggler]

Rohan: Punches Kids and Hates Spooks. What a hero.

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

The hero we need, but not the one we want

[@MUGENanaya]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN SCARIER THAN THE SHITSTORM? 2SNACK'S RESSURECTION! H O L Y S H I T

[@MUGENanaya]

No but seriously i was probs te only person that noticed that good to see tou back buddy

[@JonSnowize]

Just commented on it thinking I was the first, dang

[@Karawawa]

Nice Profile pick

[@Trevoorheees]

he aint dead look in the description it is 2snaks

[@superALPHAgalaxy1]

Kulit of 1000-ish Faces #BRINGBACKSUPERBESTFRIENDSFUNTIMEADVENTRUES

[@jestermaxxed]

happy halloween to everyone coming back :')

[@percivaldotburgers]

I like how this game is doing the creepy house exploration thing without trying to be P.T.

[@KnifeyMcEdge]

*This game is like something you find on the dark web, what the fuck*

[@TheLostZer0]

Knifey McStab this game looks something you'd find on the dark web? The place full of pirated triple A games and like one or two creepy games?

[@VinylMigraine]

Wonder if their ever gonna play Sad Satan?

[@Clout_Strife]

+Xyerdark As well as a really nasty virus if it's the real one...

[@teregrinpook3835]

Horror games? On the "Dark Web?" The fuck are you talking about? What? What the hell does the "Dark Web" have to do with horror games?

[@VinylMigraine]

Wouldn't be the smartest move. Snail is a best.

[@herbg4866]

Each video will eventually reach a million views

[@VTown1989]

The not knowing if there is going to be a jumpscare is the worst. I was hiding most of my face (except my eyes) behind my blanket. Sometimes the sounds made my eyes tear up. I wasn't crying, but my eyes had the urge to produce liquid for a split second.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

When they were getting the tape from the livingroom and Matt sighed deeply before replying to a question, I 100% thought the sigh was from the game and almost pissed myself in bed lmao

[@sleepofgiants410]

Frisky Dingo Literally same rn

[@McluskyDK]

the first shitstorm game this year is probs the best one they have played im looking forward to seeing the rest

[@TheSweeny99]

its all down hill from here im guessing. But imo with 2BF the worse the better. fuck throughs for everyone. one for you, one for you. everyone look under your seats. fuck throughs for everybody!

[@pickledparsleyparty]

Pat jumping onto the table and facing into the kitchen while crouching every time he puts a tape in the player is a freaking hilarious image.

[@josephThaPimp]

I have, for about a year now, utterly stopped watching this channel for what I perceive as lack of innovative or 'new' content. But god help me, I will never miss a goddamn Shitstorm.

[@nestorm4948]

yeah ik how you feel buddy, same, I only really watch heavily edited video channels now, then again I don't like long videos with a lot of nothing happening, like padding. the video compilations by the fans are the shit tho

[@josephThaPimp]

Production is a lovely thing!

[@loudrockacdc]

josephThaPimp I feel the same way. Have watched them for awhile, but this past year I just wasn't interested in ANY of the LPs they were putting out. But even though I haven't watched them for so long, I knew I couldn't miss the shitstorm.

[@TheDeadlyBlueWolf]

The talk of a bitter lonely house reminded me of the movie Monster House. Loved that movie when I was a kid. Even if it gave me nightmares.

[@0saintclark0]

Getting near to the end of the video and i'm more and more nervous that it's going to end on the BIGGEST jump scare and i'm gonna fling my laptop as Pat screams, Matt laughs and my house comes alive to eat me. Clicking play now. If I do not reply to this in 8 minutes, I did not make it.

[@psychosomaticdreamer]

i'm praying for you /\

[@spaceprincess5728]

Rest in fucking pieces, 0saintclark0

[@flyingtoast27]

RIP in piss

[@laggy3099]

... It's been 4 days. I don't think he's coming back, guys.

[@megs111694]

0saintclark0 got super eaten by his house

[@sweranero9976]

During their first run, I was half-paying attention and giggling at Pat's fear. Now they've started again and my ass is clenched with discomfort. I'm surprised at how creeped out this game has me.

[@vinicapiotti]

You kids might not be aware of this, but cassette players would not work unless you were crouching on top of a wooden table.

[@Texan_Patriot]

Anyone still rewatching in 2024?😢

[@Brucifer2]

I make it a point to marathon Shitstorm every October. Its what introduced me to the boys.

[@TonyBMan]

Never stopped.

[@lunarmight93]

You know it buddy

[@sugardaisy55]

I never stopped 🥹

[@Jennilynne]

Can't stop won't stop

[@louiesalmon3932]

Damn, what a way to kick off the Shitstorm, by making me afraid of HOUSES. THE THING I SPEND 90% OF MY TIME IN.

[@BigALBoomer]

finally just Matt and Pat again

[@BigALBoomer]

holy shit this game.....

[@KipomoVideos]

The Likely Lad what became of you

[@BigALBoomer]

Kipomo what became of those dreams we had?

[@Hawkstar270]

Y'know, we give Pat a lot of shit for being a dumb coward because he is one, but I gotta give the guy credit because, despite literally being given an out at the 20 minute mark, he still kept going for another half hour until the game was completely finished. That takes guts that I don't think I would have had if I were in his place. That said, I of course can't wait for another month of his brave man yelps this year. Roll on Shitstorm 6: Knee-Deep in the Shit!

[@knockoutroundabout]

For the majority of the video I wanted to run out of my house and never come back but that last tape made me want to apologize. To my house. And THEN run away.

[@SoraMotto]

Thank you to the people who captioned this video they did an awesome job

[@MorningDrool]

Shitstorms have become my asmr tbh. Something cozy about these two back then c:

[@malformedmalice7517]

This is my favorite Shitstorm video