Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - NIGHTCRY

[@TrevorZero]

So glad Donte could make an appearance and be eaten by a soda machine.

[@AstralMuffin105]

Verility fought back.

[@meelans6126]

He looks too much like DmC Dante

[@shadowboxingmatt]

lol he got what he deserves

[@RevanX77]

Thought the same fucking thing, it's uncanny.

[@proxima1998]

I'm glad that i'm not the only one who noticed that. wtf.

[@HakureiIllusion]

Let's be fair here, not a lot of things can follow up on ANATOMY.

[@DeformedCannibal]

HakureiIllusion Yeah that's true but still there could be some good spooks left for us

[@DeformedCannibal]

Coming for us in the future*

[@leafstormblaze9449]

Dino crisis 1 or 2. full lets play.

[@DeformedCannibal]

Also is it wrong I had so much trouble sleeping that after staring cautiously at my barely opened door that I had to have my friend sleep beside me to be reassured about my safety.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

HakureiIllusion know what can? Run Like Hell!

[@bioforce5]

Man I'm watching this shit in my backyard just in case my house hates me.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

BEWARE OF THE DEMON HOUSE

[@ziongamer6905]

little did you know, the backyard is the house's best friend

[@TheAtomicGoliath]

If the chimney is the houses asshole, then what's the houses dick/vagina?

[@robotpanda77]

ikr

[@PlagueOfGripes]

There should be a law about allowing modern shit like smart phones and the internet into horror films and games. Horror should just be locked into the 1970s forever, or something.

[@vitya1980]

Found footage movies should only take place in 1914.

[@Melkac]

+vitya The term is "found manuscript", you fool.

[@kemonoautumnfall6331]

Will you draw hot, lanky 70s chicks with revealing clothes?

[@TigerXtm]

But how will the survivors post about their whacky friends getting murdered on social media?

[@Zcumgod]

FACT

[@Derikimi]

The intro is just so perfect for this spooky month.

[@eggguy20]

what's the intro audio from?

[@tailedgates9]

I seriously thought the monster Pat was going to come across in the intro was Woolie.lol

[@Derikimi]

tailedgates9 Hes only a nightmare for them when it comes to fighting games.

[@DocNyrlathotep]

The girly scream they used for Patt in the intro is pretty spot on

[@thepickles8833]

it's more funny than scary. The 4th intro is still king since it still scares the crap out of us.

[@P4ntlessNinja]

This game has a weirdly specific mid-00s pre-SFM 3D porn aesthetic

[@KF-hf4nt]

I have no sympathy for a protagonist who refuses to take off their high heels to run from a monster. There's literally carpet under your feet, lady

[@gaminggoddess85]

Yeah, kinda hard to root for someone so terminally stupid. I think I'd be looking for ways to feed her to the monster if I were at the controls.

[@JeedyJay]

The really funny thing is that you get to play as other characters, and they move around just as poorly as Honkers does, but without the justification. Rooney, the "real" main character, is probably the worst offender - she's a sober waif in sensible shoes who uses almost exactly the same jogging animation.

[@MrGMoney1944]

@@JeedyJay I'd say everyone's trashed if I was making the game to justify why they handle so poorly.

[@Ozymandias2x]

She also refuses to step over one of those little silk rope barriers while she's in the middle of being chased, despite the exit being past that barrier. Employees Only!

[@Void_Out]

I know this is late as fuck, but it’s been proven that if you try to run immediately after wearing high heels for too long without letting them rest, you could cause lasting injuries. Now whether the creators thought of that is another story.

[@yourguysheppy]

I shit my pants ahead of time so I don't have to worry about it later

[@circular7]

Matt and Pat will have a way to ruin those pants even harder.

[@yourguysheppy]

I would expect no less from the Ultra Coward Coalition

[@thegoodtrol]

are you a stand user?

[@yourguysheppy]

You betcha, it's called Brown Note

[@dcung8833]

a stand user!! it seems ill have to gauge his ability without revealing mine...what...what's that smell? holy shit!!!

[@IxLongJohnxI]

I'm surprised they didn't recognize Harry as Dante from dmc

[@MrCole62195]

night cry featuring dante from dmc

[@GoddessofAnubis]

And Knuckles

[@argenisgarcia5982]

"You're all going to die down here."

[@jugemujugemu4690]

argenis garcia *laser hallway intensifies*

[@AGrayPhantom]

"The prodigal daughter returns..."

[@samXtheXmanxXx]

Rugal Bernstein . , , V b.

[@AGrayPhantom]

"I should have killed you in Washington."

[@korickarmstrong3468]

Were you listening in to my last DMing session?

[@0rriAndroid]

anatomy was a pretty good start. let's see how this measures up

[@Vekkimaxx]

I do hope so

[@circular7]

The only thing getting measured is dem boobs in that tight dress.

[@letthatchildalone7843]

I see "anatomy" and "measure". A dick joke is here, but I'm above that.

[@Ehh.....]

I'd say her measurements are between 19-22cm can't tell if specifically if D cups or E cups. The tight dress is defiantly squeezing those bad boys back a bit. So its hard to tell.

[@ziongamer6905]

+Moe-suke Higashikata The death scenes are the best parts

[@mkatapodis2]

Nightcry sounds like the Woolie mating call.

[@circular7]

It summons boobs in a tight dress, must cost a lot of MP to use.

[@AstralMuffin105]

*cue the Baby Jesus Crying soundbit*

[@Znijik]

Long blonde hair? Awwwww man :(

[@MChill]

Its echos can always be heard in the Woolie Hole!

[@TheEvilwisdom]

So is he Nightwolf?

[@TheCreaturesfan1]

When a random free game from some guys website is better than a fully funded, paid game...Feels bad

[@dcung8833]

mighty no9 mister alucard?

[@TheCreaturesfan1]

i more meant anatomy compared to this.

[@SuperFirstSecond]

I wouldn't exactly call Anatomy good.

[@PSNEAKY]

it was good though

[@BIGBLUBLUR]

Anatomy was pretty fuckin' good. Though I will admit that it probably can't be rightly called a game.

[@JMarsella9]

Oh my god, that girl is almost Jessica Rabbit in proportions.

[@TroopperFoFo]

Meh they are not that big.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Hawt

[@CloakofAuron]

Hips are getting there, but she's nowhere near as top heavy. Legs are on point, though.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Most be hard to to play this game one handed

[@darrianweathington1923]

Jessica rabbit doesn't have a waist

[@BreadandFaxes]

Welcome back to Coward Chronicles Volume 5, Episode 2. In this episode we will find out what pat is afraid of this time!

[@deadmaster9360]

He did pretty good this time around.

[@lelnope30]

Hey, I got a little scared by this. It's okay to be scurred easily

[@MajikChris]

sweet name, bro

[@BreadandFaxes]

Dweebenheimer sweet pic, bro

[@MajikChris]

thanks bro

[@kingcaesar3693]

Finally! You have the most important Zaibatsu member on. Mister Snips.

[@paulmarkelionisjr]

thats gold right there

[@li-limandragon9287]

Isn't it Citizen Snips

[@KeeBlade]

Snip Snip's Revenge

[@EstukoV]

I'm starting to fucking love the intro more and more, though the 4th SHITSTORM set of intros still fuck me up.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

I lose my shit and start laughing when Zach pierces Pat's torso. The sounds x3

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

Yeah nah those were hecka spooky

[@Tikondrys]

I still think 4th intro was the best.

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

They definitely had a lot more work put in, that style of animating is exhausting to do

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

does anybody know what old horror movie's commercial is being used for the audio?

[@davidcage2646]

Week of Woolie started out pretty good with ANATOMY, I hope I'm not disappointed.

[@circular7]

We will suffer Cage, just not today.

[@philthepower256]

GO AWAY YOU DE-MON

[@dcung8833]

I mean you created heavy rain...compared to this its hard to be dissapointed

[@ArmorKuma]

I was gonna put the lyrics of that shitty fight scene robot song... then I realized I have no idea what they are. Here goes nothing! WHY TEN TO FIGHT OH WHY TEN TO FIGHT OH!

[@godzillakiller1]

It was not by his hand that he was given fame, It was by your so called GAMERS who wish to pay him tribute....

[@mariecarie1]

I wish they had hid from Scissorwalker in the laundry room. If Scissorwalker finds you hiding in one of the machines, he turns it on and all you see is a pulp of red goo rotating in circles.

[@bondage-chan9738]

Shitstorm Secrets Vol.1: The two "S" in "Shitstorm" both stand for Santa Claus, the original Elder God, Taker of Women and Devourer of the Unworthy. If he is disrespected, he may curse you to forever carry a full inventory of Koopy. It is said that if one curb-stomps a hamster and allows its syrupy blood to drain into the Fount of St. Nicholas, he will gift them with a sick jetpack, yo.

[@HimboMan]

+1 rep for validity. Actually worked. I woke up with this sick jetpack, yo.

[@hoarsebard]

You misspelled hamster.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

That's some kinky shit ;P But I wouldn't want to be like Woolie, so I'll pass ; /

[@roetheboat1]

Little known fact is that H.P. Lovecraft invented Santa Claus as a part of his Cthulu mythos. Originally, it was supposed to be revealed that the immense monster in "The Dunwich Horror" was actually the grotesque Santa Claus; his clothes stained red from the blood of his victims that he had killed after crawling into their homes through the chimney. An even littler known fact is that Lovecraft ALSO invented Coca Cola, after finding a fount of Elder God blood. That is also why people who drink Coca Cola products quickly turn into insane amorphous blobs that barely resemble the humans they used to be.

[@bondage-chan9738]

+AfroMetalMizu Santa is a kinky bugger. _Definitely_ into voyeurism.

[@Shiuwu0406]

Harry looks like someone ripped Dante's model off from DMC.

[@maroaltera4639]

Yeah, I'm really surprised they didn't catch that. Super glaring. I like that they seemed to have given him a creepy lil pencil stach to try and throw you off. XD

[@layedbackthomas]

I was just about to comment the same haha.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Glad he gets chomp if that's the case

[@robotpanda77]

Was he trying to grab a Sprite from the soda machine?

[@li-limandragon9287]

15:58 he's groping a feel at one point

[@N00BSYBORG]

The true horror here is Matt and Pat realizing they funded this.

[@brytonbehrend7906]

"You're not even wrong" - Liam

[@AfroMetalMizu]

They did?

[@N00BSYBORG]

AfroMetalMizu They mentioned backing this in the beginning of the video.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

N00BSYBORG The choppiness takes out some of the spoopy

[@N00BSYBORG]

AfroMetalMizu Even if it wasn't choppy, I think the guy cutting air with his scissors would do a good job at that.

[@Invader_Rin13]

The first few minutes of this game feels like a the intro to a porn vid.

[@Nightweaver1]

Who says it's not? Who says it's not.

[@circular7]

And Pat walked in as a plumber.

[@timg5603]

studio Fow presents Night Crygasm

[@dcung8833]

hey handsome, how about I make your wrench cry at night

[@robotpanda77]

The next boss will be a pizza delivery man.

[@Spyder1246]

*Day 2 of the Wooliestorm* As I type, I am looking at some grotesque being that spawned from the Wooliehole. What's it's purpose? Why is it here? What other creatures can we expect to see? Does Woolie have control over these creatures? If Woolie has control, why release them now? All for revenge? I believe these questions will be answered throughout the month.

[@Gojiro7]

shocked there was zero mention of them straight up stealing the character model for DMC: Devil May Cry for the dude who gets soda machined XD

[@pectusumbra]

Welcome to Mr. Snipsnip's week off. .... Mr. Snipsnip really is one of those types that just can't handle having too much time on his hands :P

[@AstralMuffin105]

HA! I see what you did there, friend.

[@LittleMountain90]

"I wish I could just collapse into bed" That sounds like my kind of answer to something like this. Just go to bed and sleep. Either you wake up the next day and everything is solved, or you get killed in your sleep without having to see it coming. Win-Win.

[@d4c-trice356]

So, after last night I have yet to be eaten by my house which is nice. Wonder what kind of MonStar will be in the corner of my eye tonight?

[@mcsurge9260]

Probably gonna be Strength since it's on a ship

[@letthatchildalone7843]

Shadow Barkley.

[@jbark678]

chest beefers

[@obermegalutschoar]

It's Scissor Guy, but he goes by Scissor Bro this time due to copyright issues.

[@ThrillChiller87]

it's going to be a spooky MonStar from woolies bathroom

[@Xport9]

Rise of Nightmares sure does look different.

[@drakna3157]

Harry looks like the reboot Dante from DMC: Devil May Cry

[@BarrettD656]

I was wondering if anyone was gonna say anything, that is straight up his model with different clothes on, i'm actually kind of blown away to see that.

[@zaneseibert]

He's about as charming too.

[@YouSoSpice]

Guys, I dunno about you, but I like the new Harry more than the original Harry. His game may be different, but I like it more to be honest. The way original Harry was hamming it up with the vending machines was ridiculous, this Harry is more rebellious and gritty, which really speaks to me.

[@skolkor]

Scrolled down to see if I had to be the first one to say it.

[@emranismail4875]

I played the DMC: Devil May Cry game its not bad(bit too easy on devil hunter mode) and new Dante character is fine. He's different just like original Dante(He was different in ever DMC game)

[@drakna3157]

Ah, that Rise of Nightmares stream was so good. Now we all know that there's been a hidden Jojo within that game.

[@hugehuman1]

This is almost as scary as the existence of Omikron. Wait, didn't Cr1tikal play this?

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Yeah he did.

[@SataruYamate]

cr1tikal also played omikron, coincidence, i think not

[@Pichu1232]

and it was a kickstarter nostarter by retsurpe as well

[@goopop99]

Michael M. N

[@dylanathepsn]

He voiced a character too

[@JohnSmith-qw1fg]

No sweet baby dont eat that!

[@AstralMuffin105]

No, it's fine though. Zach has been planning this uprising for years, and I for one welcome our new Kitty Overlord.

[@AstralMuffin105]

***** True, I would also gladly go race-traitor for a kickass jetpack.

[@Almostfull777]

I swear that blonde girl in the beginning looks like she was taken from one of those 3D sex comics you find on the seedier sides of the internet. If the fidelity of her character model were just a bit lower it would be indistinguishable.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Considering that it looks like the devs might've stolen Donte's model from DmC for that Harry guy, I wouldn't be all that surprised.

[@Koyol]

A shame they never revisit Shitstorm games outside of October. I want more this and a couple others from Shitstorm's past.

[@ThatKarin]

That's the only downside to shitstorms. You run into a game that you get super into and want to see them complete, but you never see it again. Never ever.

[@RawenGrey]

You mean, except for Rule of Roses ? Or Bug Island ? Or SOMA ?

[@Koyol]

RawenGrey You got me on Soma but both Rule of Roses and Bug Island both had to wait for the next Shitstorm.

[@RawenGrey]

Both RoR and Bug Island were finished as leftovers in December, IIRC. (and in fact, I was more replying to Kokobro's comment than yours :p)

[@CheseWhelie]

"Plucking the wings off insects is for psychos" says Pat, who remembers more idyllic activities from the past, such as cheering for the death of children on video.

[@gaminggoddess85]

I just think he didn't like Alfred and Alexia Ashford very much.

[@breaksystembse]

*Deadly Premonition keeps getting mentioned* Welp...looks like I need to watch that LP for the 10000th time...

[@LastSider]

May I say this? I love it that you guys, on this old guys birthday month, you have this special. While discovering weird horror games, I entertain myself and enjoy you guys banter.

[@mr.e3123]

To those interested in where this game goes beyond this first hour. You could watch the Ending of this Game and know just as much of whats going on in it as someone who watched the full 6-7 hours of Guidethrough. This Game has you floundering about doing Side Quests and performing Actions that you would NEVER under any circumstance be able to figure out without a Guide.There is very little story keeping this thing together and a Major Chunk of the Plot is straight up missing from it's release because The Devs couldnt meet Stretch Goals from their Kickstarter. Want to know which chunk? The Chunk that EXPLAINS the MONSTER. You get a vague idea of what it is from a few lines of Dialogue and thats it. Never fully fleshed out or given any depth. While these problems are Unforgivably awful this game isnt without its share of interesting moments. The Best Ending was by far my favorite part of the Game even if it had me going WTF?! by how screwy it was. There are also some scenes sprinkled into the second half of the game that made me crack a smile and/or laugh at how whacky they were. If you were to watch this i would stick to All Cutscenes/All Death Scenes Compilations.

[@PANCAKECRAB1]

So this is how vending machines have more kills than sharks

[@MrDestroyer893]

I cant get over how great that intro is

[@RanMouri82]

2Snacks rules. I'll miss his intros for the Best Friends.

[@ASlackerAlex]

17:22 "Oh how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ......To Shreds you say?"

[@HellfireComms]

Witnesses describe the following conversation between the victim (his last words) and a nearby lady: L: Are you just holding on to the can? V: What's your point

[@DamashiTheKaotic]

Night Cry: Lets take everything that made Clock Tower (snes) a cult classic and make it horrible, and take everything bad about it and make it 100x worse.

[@gaminggoddess85]

And somehow the original creator of Clock Tower was on the team and thought this was okay. That's the saddest part.

[@SympleSymon]

You think they would've learned their lesson after Clock Tower 3...

[@gamefaqsasciiart]

You want sad, go look up the whole creative team according to the kickstarter page. The director of Ju-on/The Grudge, the composer for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, and an apparently top tier CG animator.

[@JeedyJay]

That original creator isn't just on the team - he's the director and writer. This is _his_ game.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Jeedy Jay I wonder if he's the one who directed the art team to steal Donte's head and put it on that guy who got eaten by the vending machine.

[@Desheznez]

I love it when October arrives, I get to sit down with a late night bowl of soup, a coffee and a warm blanket and watch my favorite KZbin series, "The Sw1tchers Shitstorm." :D

[@taurus1234]

Damn girl, pick up them Gams when you run!

[@li-limandragon9287]

Gams too heavy

[@Requiexat]

I'm worried about Woolie's neck growth as well, it keeps going on about Nep Nep and the Vita.

[@JoeAconite]

DLC: Taking off the goddamn high heels.

[@plaguedoctorpal]

I remember watching the first Shitstorm... and here I am. Continuing the shittining.

[@MinersLoveGames]

I know I'm not the first one to say this, but you know in all fairness: ANATOMY IS a pretty tough act to follow.

[@jakubmakalowski6428]

The bucket is the key to unraveling this whole thing. Also that clipping through the dress when she's exhausted.

[@Blunderbuss09]

"Oh no I'm being chased by a psychopath! But I can't take off my high heels or rip my dress so it's easier to run in, I love this outfit!"

[@YakuiMeido]

Jesus, at the part where they were whispering rapidly I just burst out laughing because I remembered how loudly the twins were whispering in Deadly Premonition. Can we bring Sweary back already?

[@Raldavar]

The vending machine killed Donte. All hail our new lord and savior.

[@ItsGatorTime]

You know what would've been the best? A notification on the phone popping up for that social network thing. And we saw that the Scissorwalker liked our post.

[@rave5880]

I like how Harry looked almost exactly like Donte from DmC:Devil may Cry. Certaintly acted like him too.

[@gaminggoddess85]

After seeing other comments and comparing the models, I think it IS Donte.

[@brainflash1]

Actually, cutting through construction paper is so satisfying.

[@N_Moli]

I came to this video pretty quick!

[@letthatchildalone7843]

Yeah, I came pretty quickly when I saw the main character, too.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

Nelly Evosium quick shooter? That'll get you NTR'd.

[@Danund81]

That... was complete garbage. Horror should not be overridden by frustrations with the controls.

[@ivanfrostythesnowman]

its called shitstorm for a reason friendo

[@1shoryuken]

Except they do. Silent Hill, Clock Tower, Resident Evil, Rule of Rose - all horror games with shitty controls and intended handicaps.

[@Mantis47]

Sorry, but out of those games the only one with really frustrating controls is Clock Tower, because in the original they tried to emulate the feeling of a slasher movie, trying to escape from the murderer, and it really doesn't translate well to 3D.

[@JukaDominator]

Fuck games like that man, that doesn't make it scarier. Games like Anatomy sure didn't need it and I was much more scared than those with crippled controls.

[@MegaTyler93]

Are you shitting me?? The controls were not THAT bad to be frustrated about. Also that is part of the genre. You know what game doesn't have shitty controls? Dead Space. You know what's also not a good horror game? Dead Space. Good controls does not mean a good horror game.

[@Dalton-J-Spin]

Does anybody got a spare "Shit on Woolie" counter? Mine got busted last Shit Storm and I forgot to buy a new one.

[@philthepower256]

Just draw an infinity symbol on a piece of paper. There ya go.

[@CrimsonMoonM]

I wasn't entirely on board at first with all the jank on display. But once the entrails started hitting the fan I was completely invested. Those are some creatively bizarre Nightmare on Elm Street-esque deaths!

[@Jo-shin-j7b]

Why does Harry look like Dante from DmC: Devil may Cry?

[@wowhamba]

I've stopped following this channel for a long time. This year's Shitstorm has reignited my interest in the Zaibatsu. I've been watching their stuff for many years... Keep it up!

[@AstralMuffin105]

Your comment kinda contradicts itself, don't you think? xD

[@MrEricon9]

They've been around long enough that one could have watched them for years, then drop off "for a long time." I was a fan back before they started uploading lps on this channel, but dropped off when the only jokes they were making were simpsons jokes. I checked back, every now and then, but that doesn't really count as "following."

[@OldIronJohnson]

Well, at least you don't have to play Doppio fighting Risotto Nero.

[@dcung8833]

I'm still fucking pissed he lost to that little shit...although...at least they don't have to fight a gay black priest

[@OldIronJohnson]

SuchALustForFries Or kill Limp Bizkit.

[@mannythelazyguy6529]

im trying to watch the failthrough shitstormening happening and I cant, I fucking felt off my chair because of you two, thanks

[@christianhansen2569]

Y'all crazy, Stone Ocean>Vento Aureo

[@paperwick]

I'd love a full playthrough of this. It has some great nostalgia feels.

[@artes.impias]

Can't fit under the bed...should've gone for the medium size implants!

[@kovulion7777]

Mr Plinkett Star Wars 7 Review finally comes up, Shitstorm V has started, October's starting really great!

[@KeroKaminaX]

really hope there's a full LP of this one day

[@callumdonington2227]

Any day...

[@Snowmanse]

Love that royalty free jazz at the start. I hear it in a lot of things but I really do not get tired of it.

[@calebhardman15]

you know she wouldn't stumble so much if she took off her heels

[@ziongamer6905]

movie and video game logic, "I gotta look good if I'm gonna die"

[@gaminggoddess85]

It's hard to sympathize with such a ditzy bimbo.

[@lelnope30]

Hey man, bimbo's deserve respect too. If I were with her I would just push her down and take her heels off for her. If she wanted them back, then I'd slap her in the face with them. That's why you need good friends. I've been friends with dumb, ditzy chicks before and it can be fun - you just have to accept being the brains of the operation.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Lel Nope You're... not really selling me on the idea of hanging around with bimbos, I gotta say.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Then she'd fall over due to weight of her jugs

[@moneyboy503]

this series right here is the reason i look forward to October EVERY YEAR

[@G2teA2teB2]

"at least she got that dress half off" LMAOOO

[@elronman]

I thought patsona was all over the social links, why is he referencing m night shamalan when death litterally was an baba.

[@AstralMuffin105]

I know, that's what i thought he was referencing at first too, but then he went a totally different route. I guess you could say...what a twist!

[@smward87]

He's referencing M. Night's movie "Devil" which is about people trapped in an elevator and one of them is death/the devil.

[@blueskysonmars]

When's Fighterpedia?

[@letthatchildalone7843]

Hey, man. We're trying to get spooked, but not THAT spooked.

[@MrMastercatfish]

Martin Cuevas What's fighterpedia is a better question

[@ArmorKuma]

When's what? WHO?

[@ilikefuckedupporn2258]

When's Brawl? Never again.

[@butcherpete5869]

When's Mahvel?

[@KingRumar]

Man, this game is such a nightmare when it comes to controls and pacing. Fun to see just how out of nowhere things get violent and how hammy that gore gets. A man hung on a ceiling fan makes me forget we're going through a horror game.

[@HarpsiFizz]

"I love to boil my prosthetic eye; it seems like such an extreme _solution_" Punstorm 2016

[@KyleKatarn145]

Holy shit that running animation is so goofy it's great! Yeah gurl just flail those arms, that's how a normal human runs.

[@KyleKatarn145]

To be fair though, being drunk and in heels probably doesn't help lol but the arms just get me.

[@AustralopachecoVEVO]

EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS SCARED

[@chertikinamoto]

El Guapo EVEN LILY IS SCARED AS WELL

[@dutchvanderlinde3256]

Beavers: Different thing Pat...

[@MinersLoveGames]

Aw man, there is SHIT everywhere!

[@sebbe44441]

Fuck man, that fuse box looks amazing. Even the little drawing that shows how the pins are connected on the Siemens RCD is there.

[@KristSnyd]

Harry's totally got Dante's face.

[@KristSnyd]

Well. He did before he died.

[@Shiratto]

At least that means no sequel!

[@JonathanSicoli]

zombifiers now he's the secret ingredient

[@Umberman]

You know, Omikron might just be the best way to end this shitstorm all the best friends are dying inside when they play it, truly the spookiest of games

[@SambaMike]

46:39 Was really confused what the hell this "Nude Maker" thing was until I googled it.

[@vinicapiotti]

Kickstarter games never disappoint.

[@gaminggoddess85]

You might be a fan of Retsupurae's Kickstarter Nonstarter and Indie-No-Go series then.

[@MegaTyler93]

Actually true in my opinion.

[@vinicapiotti]

I didn't know about it! Thanks for the suggestion, it's great.

[@alexcollins9960]

BE A HUGE COWARD. ITS THE ONLY WAY

[@alexcollins9960]

THE ONLY WAY

[@erinw4935]

Here from the Matt's Workoutsplosion Stream with Jane Fonda!

[@hedgeyes6411]

The adventures of Joshua Joestar, To Be Continued

[@iliketehfair]

Why does this shit game look like such a non-shit game?

[@PolarPhantom]

It's a very charming game. It has just enough quality and actually good and scary ideas that its flaws become endearing.

[@TheBAGman17]

that camera looks more infuriating than enduring. jesus fuck thats bad and made 100% worse by being a point and click game.

[@BlackSabbath628]

That, and it appears that the controls do whatever they want. If I'm playing a game where I'm being chased by a monster, I'd rather not stop every few seconds, as if the character is admiring the wood paneling on the walls.

[@LeonomusPrime]

To be honest, it's probably because it hearkens back to a time when horror games weren't just shoot'em up action fests, or minimal effort, jump scare, walking simulators.

[@BlackSabbath628]

I don't see how that justifies shitty, unreliable controls. I don't remember Silent Hill being that fickle.

[@DaArcaneNinja]

I have to say this is the best shitstorm intro so far I had to replay it a few times

[@SuperMathsBeaver]

Girl needs to change into some flats, that's a 'my fucking feet hurt' run if I've ever seen one.

[@obblivionkr]

Man, you guys should do a full playthrough of this game. I already love it.

[@BeyondPhere]

when I heard the names of the people working on this and the premise of a clock tower remake I got excited. WTF is this not even good enough for XBLA shit?

[@CrittersJitters]

I think its too big as a file for it to be a XBLA title, last I checked B.P. those arcade games had a file size restriction at 250 MB and Nightcry I think is a GB+ sized game.

[@terrorofdeath15]

This is the best Shitstorm intro. I laugh every time Matt's cat goes through Pat.

[@silkyfi6652]

Man I miss the shitstorms...

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

The warrior known as "runs with scissors".. The red vignetting when he is nearly upon you looks like the end of a loony tunes episode. "That's all folks!"

[@TheSnapshotKing]

Out of the Twitch stream and into the Shitsurrection!

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

The worst part is how easy it is to see how they could've made this game not shit.

[@MegaTyler93]

But it isn't shit.

[@Slider1207]

+MegaTyler93: Agree to disagree.

[@_ArmIa]

God damn it, this shit is giving me more anxiety than Anatomy did. Jesus, I hate watching chase sequences.

[@OrionXIXI]

I don't think I've ever seen a game simultaneously look really good and awful quite like this. It's incredible.

[@felipeguidolin1055]

SCISSORMAN!

[@AstralMuffin105]

Quick! Get some ham! Jontron showed us all that ham is a Scissorman's worst friend!

[@dakotafisher8400]

The chases are suspenseful as fuck - the Clock Tower series has always been a favorite of mine.