Shitstorm VI - Darkwood (Part 1/2)

[@CrazyBorisProduction]

This is an accurate depiction of Matt and Pat in a Slavic country.

[@burgerkirk7759]

Crazy Boris Productions can't say this is the last place I expected to find you,but it's definitely in the bottom 10

[@toprak3479]

What are you doing here man

[@Rise65487]

Yo crazy Boris, and here i thought youtubers didn't watched others youtubers videos

[@AmazingAutist]

I love dungeon Dynamite Man just discovered recently I know this comment was posted year ago but I thought I'd drop a like can't wait for episode 4!

[@RadMatter_]

For most of us this the closest we gonna get to experience how spending a day in Plague's farm feels like and for the rest well...they were never heard from again.

[@miserableoutcast]

RIGENSTEIN What do you think he feeds those dogs he's always telling to shut up in his videos?

[@Rick586]

What do you think he feeds his half-mermaid babies?

[@jackal_red493]

Plague's farmland. Complete with furries, unruly dogs, monsters, body horror, and a lingering sense that you're going to die in some horrible manner, your body left to be slowly reclaimed by the earth itself and never recovered.

[@KatKawa87]

That intro makes me want to see SBF turned into a show that starts as a slice-of-life thing, only to plummet into eldritch horror a few episodes in. Near the finale, they could find a set of massive doors, and etched into them, "HE THAT DOTH HIS BEST".

[@AlexM-km3fi]

Like Night in the Woods?

[@KatKawa87]

I was going to say, "Maybe less furry though," but then I realized Plague would likely end up in the show too.

[@MisterOfu]

I also hope they play Doki Doki Literature Club.

[@GunNlazor]

It's hilarious how much trouble Pat has dodging attacks, running into traps and enemies just because he's playing on a controller

[@flyinggeneral]

I love how incompetent he is. I bet Paige will do way much better because she's big and strong. Also not blind.

[@Sigismund697]

Is the game really that much difficult by using a controller?

[@romankushniriuk1504]

Sigismund, The Emperor's Champion Using a controller makes anything less precise. 12 buttons and analog sticks got nothing on a mouse and keyboard

[@romankushniriuk1504]

Jan Jappie Shift and right-control make up for it. If you want that analog feel Full joysticks are the best

[@romankushniriuk1504]

Jan Jappie Oh it's left control...pulled a Woolie

[@wacko992]

*Rooster crows loudly in the background* Pat: I have no idea what time of day it is.

[@DarknessViper99]

Damn those goddamn night-roosters!

[@weir-t7y]

Mobius Strip roosters crow literally all day

[@Dabednego]

Because reality always dictates storytelling tropes, right?

[@TommysLittleWilly]

The issue is that using that as a mechanic will be meaningless for a significant amount of players who live in rural areas and are entirely unaware of the idea that roosters are 'supposed' to crow in the morning.

[@Ehh.....]

People in rural areas dont own videogames. Except plague whos the richest man in the woods and all he plays is Dark Souls and 90s mech fighters.

[@iliketehfair]

The final night of the shitstorm should be Liam's ghost finishing the Sonic Unleashed LP alone in one sitting.

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

You can pull Billy out of the Shitstorm, but you can't pull the Shitstorm out of Billy.

[@dinsting]

"Darkwood" AKA Woolie watches all the RE4 reloading animations.

[@thepickles8833]

"believe it"

[@InVinoVeratas]

Datebaio

[@andrewbyron5361]

A Day in the Life of Plagueofgripes: An unauthorized video game adaptation.

[@thepickles8833]

A year later this footage was found.

[@issacdrd]

"Deep in the heart of Maddentown lies a deep dark secret known as the Woolie Hole, legend says you hear faint sounds of a certain gameboy and a man moaning 'mahvel'"

[@SloshyBowl]

[Easy joke about Woolie]

[@FutBoy281]

[HARD joke about Woolie]

[@DogInPajamaPants]

Darkwoolz?

[@JJMomoida]

[WOOLIE]

[@adderous]

"You can't see him unless you're looking at him." Wow. So insightful.

[@TheHoffsta]

Been wanting you guys to play this for years! Happy days!

[@thepickles8833]

*I WANT THE FULL TRILOGY!* Darkwood: starring Liam Neeson Darkwood 2: The Return of Durant. Darkwood 3: Die Darkwood Die.

[@dawubber6676]

The Pickles Durant the Pokemon!?

[@lifeiscrap103]

"Darkwood: starring -Redacted- Neeson" FTFY

[@shaddykack]

The Pickles *Liam Nee-San

[@Corrector1]

The Darkwood The?

[@luedog4life]

What about The Shadow?

[@lilpotayto]

"If I were a ghost I'd possess my own body." Matt's a Madoka Magica character confirmed.

[@kingofthemoon3063]

Night in the Woods DLC taking an unexpected turn.

[@EstukoV]

The trees are listening.

[@MChill]

The shadows are whispering...

[@supergoron1]

The shrubs are spreading rumors...

[@FuriousGorge]

DEEZ NUTS HYAW HYAW HYAW

[@thepickles8833]

The pickles are commenting.

[@letthebasscannon223]

The dark is woodening...

[@SplodeyJesus]

Yo but seriously everyone go by this game. Its really good and the devs are bros. They even put out a torrent for people to get instead of buying it from g2a.

[@MrStatistx]

lookoutforthatninja it's in my opinion hands down the game with the best 2D horror atmosphere. Probably cause the sound design and visual effects are on point

[@everettvonscott]

They put the torrent in hopes of people enjoying it and buying from a reputable place, not just getting it from not g2a just cause.

[@czarkusa2018]

Pirating costs devs less than buying from G2A

[@TruthAndReconciliation]

lookoutforthatninja sorry, why is buying it from G2A worse for the devs?

[@czarkusa2018]

G2A is generally used for money laundering. When a chargeback is issued because of credit card fraud used to buy keys from a retailer, the chargeback hits the pocket of the developer/publisher to the tune of around $22 per chargeback. It can also mess with their credit rating. Defrauded credit card > buy key > sell key for less than it's cost on G2A > customer buys key > defrauded cc owner does charge back > dev pays ~$20 > customer probably loses key > key reseller keeps money.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

BILLY YOU FOOL, RETRIEVE THAT SNES CLASSIC AT ONCE

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Flame of Udun the true horror isn't the shitstorm, it's the shitty fucking scalpers that immediately went to the SNES and Metroid amiibos.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Brian. Jr Montoya tell me about it

[@thepickles8833]

Nobody has a SNES Classic, clearly it's just the Grim Reaper trying to get in.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

The Pickles Hmmm...good point

[@dawubber6676]

I got an SNES Classic..... My Target had 89 on release date.

[@ScarceCastle2]

Stay strong, Billy, those were some spooky mailmen. *_Keep up the good work~_*

[@DoggyDisk]

Every time the shitstorm intro starts I keep thinking it’s going into Soul of Cinder’s theme

[@SeanMcGehee]

I really hope the Shitstorm intro changes every week or so like last year!

[@alexmowrey4226]

Sean McGehee we need Matt, pat and Woolie all cowering in a corner while someone bashes on a door, an ax goes through the door and an eye looks through... "Heeeeres Paige!"

[@ThePromesian]

Alex Mowrey Paige wouldnt be able to see if they were in there so they'd be fine.

[@MrStatistx]

Dark wood is a great game. It only suffers from my 'I have to start it to not stop playing, but I never start it up' syndrome.

[@MChill]

It's oddly terrifying for a top-down game.

[@chrisossu2070]

And ironically made by developers who admitted they were too cowardly to play other horror games.

[@MrStatistx]

MChill they have the sound and visual effects down. The knocks on the door in the middle of the night or stuff shuffling around outside your view are perfectly done

[@DevonPalmer98]

Billy if you need help desync the audio three times

[@brainflash1]

Then poor Billy must have needed help since the day this channel began.

[@aakbar994]

But if you go to help him, he will only grow MORE suspicious. I mean, how would people know that he was calling for help? Are you asking him to call for help because you're trying to get to him? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?

[@tedthecommenter5364]

liked this comment for 666 likes. Even though the spooks are over.

[@DevonPalmer98]

ted the commenter thanks Damien

[@MakiKuronami]

But Billy, you already have a SNES Mini. SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA: Orcadian mythology has a spooky demon known as the Nuckelavee. It's considered the spookiest spook in Scotland's Northern Isles. They take the form of a half-human half-horse creature, with the human half appearing to ride the horse half. Both halves have no skin. It only has two eyes. One per each half. They're also on fire. The horse half's breath is so toxic that the belief is that the Nuckelavee is responsible for the destruction of crops and the death of livestocks. The Nuckelavee are somewhat amphibian, as they mostly stay in the seawaters. This also makes them unable to cross bodies of fresh water. Thanks to its appearance in RWBY and someone mistaking what it was suppose to be, I now refer to them as Trauma Llama.

[@thepickles8833]

There is so much about that description that sounds like such absolute "little kid wrote this" bullshit. "It lives in water... and it's on fire... and it has poison breathe.... and he ate all the cookies.... and he doesn't afraid of anything."

[@makeda6530]

That's r-r... rad wicked.

[@shaddykack]

Maki Kuronami how does something manage to be on fire and underwater?

[@PureMetalDragon]

And if I remember well, is that the Nuckelavee's sole weakness is fresh water. If you encounter one, you must find a stream and cross it. It will be unable to follow you

[@rahjeel]

Sound like its just a matter of time before Guts butchers the shit out of that thing.

[@RPGojira23]

"I've no idea what time of day it is." -Pat, spoken just as a rooster begins to crow in the background.

[@CyberSpiral11235]

Let's start a petition to have corpse climbing added to the Olympic games! Pat knows all about it. He could be one of the judges!

[@112523]

please continue this game. its really awesome. i think pat will love this as this is one of the best survival horror games ive played in a long while

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

Hang in there, Billy. Don't let it set in.

[@thepickles8833]

anything to avoid snes classic

[@MrOliver250]

The main thing Im taking away from the Shitstorm this year is “damn, I’ve been watching these idiots ‘play’ video games for OVER SIX YEARS???” But for real I love you guys; never change

[@riastradh]

This comment makes me feel bad

[@Sangria713]

Oh yeah, i can always go for some more of Matt and Pat's Scariness marathon.

[@thepickles8833]

the fact that you used the word "Scariness" is a vintage pull that only true TBFP fans remember and hell, even I forgot that was what this marathon used to be called.

[@AlexM-km3fi]

I mean, that was 2 years ago. Matt even references the intro to that Shitstorm in this video

[@Sangria713]

Well, the title came from when they had Silent Hill 2's Guy Cihi on the podcast. When the subject came up, they avoided calling it the Shitstorm by calling it the "scariness marathon" instead in an effort to keep things clean (I think they were somewhat starstruck). The Shitstorm IV: Scariness Marathon itself from two years ago was referencing this podcast.

[@miscmer8030]

I think it was mainly because Guy mentioned that his daughter watched their stuff.

[@MyLittleZergling]

I miss this so much

[@boulderthefat154]

"If I were a ghost I would possess my own body, no one will know." I love Matt's jokes.

[@kazegames7246]

The art of the intro is just stunning !!! Nice video guys, keep up the good work !!!

[@KittyPingo]

The poor doggy... I actually shed a tear because I wouldn't be able to bring myself to that if it were my own dog.

[@VSPR_APK]

Just another day in Post-Apocalyptic Poland. Complete with soviet made FIAT 125p's

[@inferi312]

And Unitra radios! Also, Fiats weren't Soviet, they were made in Poland, in the FSO factory in Warsaw. Ladas were Soviet. (Yeah I know I'm nitpicking, but I have a raging boner for cars of that era)

[@VSPR_APK]

>Raging boner Want me to help with that, nubby horns?

[@Shayman94]

How can my Dark Wood possibly be this GIRTHY.

[@DarkWraithKevin]

It's almost that time of the year...

[@twinblademasta]

this game is actually really fucking good

[@bigbyplays3585]

This is one of the many things I love about the shitstorm... It introduces me to some of the most interesting horror games out there

[@TheScheckig]

Helloween4545 is in the middle of a pretty fun let's play of this at the moment.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

AlphaLemming Yooooo, another Helloween fan right here! 🙌 And damn straight, it's a nice LP. I've watched that mad Brit for over five years and I've NEVER seen him panic like he does in this game when night comes.

[@AlmonAlucard]

Love this intro, I'm so glad this is back, I look foreword to it every year

[@DarthFennec]

"That was some form of bug creature." ... that's a rabbit.

[@letthebasscannon223]

I didn't know that games COULD make it out of early access!

[@fakeigniz13]

Needing focus and no hand holding? That's best friend kryptonite

[@TehPichuMaster]

Oh HELL yes. Been waiting for this game

[@Biodeamon]

I can't believe they missed one of the best scares in the game with the radio. Focus indeed.

[@nicmoss9101]

Thank you, Matt, for the Maximillian Dood 21 reference.

[@Chris-jk6wd]

Careful there Billy, I been visited by some strange visitors at my door too. They claim to be someone's "witnesses" and wanted to take 30 minutes of my time to talk. Very strange and specific of them to identify themselves as such. And talk? About what? Who the hell is Jehovah and what did they do? I just screamed and they ran away. They appear to be weak to high pitch sounds.

[@Alcoholica1989]

"i have no idea what time it is" - Pat right when a rooster is crowing signaling the morning

[@rvre]

God I miss you guys being together

[@YourStarboi]

I really miss these two, wish they did not seperate :T

[@SDallas777]

I like to believe Billy is just Matt’s alter ego that he blames for his mistakes he doesn’t want to admit to but also praises so he doesn’t want to sound full of himself.

[@Zekaz_Nohea]

jesus that fucking opening is the greatest fucking thing

[@robroDELTRON]

Gat damn.... 2 years ago. RIP

[@Lukok123]

Shitstorm is the best thing on here every year

[@simplyck0080]

So I have a theory of what’s going on in this shitstorm lore. There’s two theories. One! The intro retells a seasoned explorer, Matt, and his new partner, pat, finding a mysterious artifact of occult legend. Pat, foolishly staring directing at it, activates the artifact and releases a shitstorm, a sentient being capable of causing insanity. Our heroes presumably escape the shitstorm alive, but not unscathed, with Matt spreading word about the raging shitstorm attacking the world. Enter billy, a normal person who happened to be called. Despite the warnings, billy was unprepared for the shitstorm attack and suffered insanity, refusing any attempts to goad him out of his own insanity and is now stuck in a mad fit. Conversely, there’s theory 2: billy is the artifact. The shitstorm, whatever it is, In this theory, has heavily scarred billy. It effected him on a deep level, making him insane and finicky. He notices, barely, that somethings wrong with him and shuts himself off from the world. Eventually however, this leads to his eventual escape from the house and a turn to the occult, where he sacrifices himself to an elder god, creating a totem. Yet it’s weak, only holding the essence of the elder god and must be destroyed to release. Enter mat and pat, two explorers interested in the occult who release the elder god. And what happens after, I don’t have a fuuucking clue. Theory 3 that I just made up is billy is high as shit. Bam

[@Samm815]

One of the english teachers at my high school had the Road as required reading. I still wish I was in that class. I love the post-apocalyse!

[@Musmayrelchup01]

The Wood Arc begins now!

[@mcsneezelaloop4922]

this is by far the best shitstorm intro

[@nexustekenin7173]

I am so happy that they decided to play dark wood, this game is great!

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

"I was thinking more 'Steiner-simulator'. You know - for the amount of gas." Goddamnit, Pat, you made Coke Zero come out of my nose.

[@thejubilantjoker]

Pat: I remember chopping off Woolie's head Me: Wasn't that in the first Woolie/Pat crossover?

[@Gurtington]

"The mushrooms are working with the Bear traps" LMFAO matt

[@MinersLoveGames]

Billy, knock once if you're fine, twice if you're not.

[@thepickles8833]

Thrice if 3rd Birthday.

[@UselessFeature]

Huh, Woolie finally got a game named after him...

[@Dabednego]

*Rooster Crows, universal audio shorthand for sunrise* Pat: I have no idea what time of day it is

[@mattmanoberto2942]

YES! One of my favorite games is being featured in the Shitstorm of Scariness!!

[@dantheghostman3478]

PAT: "I have no idea what time it is in this game" *cockerel crows, universally signifying the start of a new day* MATT: "Yeah the only thing I can think of- *cockerel crows again* MATT cont.: "-is that a box will show up and tell you"

[@CrimsonMoonM]

When the key displayed "21" I was anxiously awaiting the follow-up quote.

[@GenericSoda]

PSA: If bad times involving animals like dogs upsets you you may want to skip the first couple of minutes.

[@yoursonisold8743]

GenericSoda Really now? How much of a crybaby can you be? There are literally dozens of humans being killed in each of these videos, but people draw the line at a stupid dog being put out of its misery? People's values are fucked.

[@Powoga]

"How much of a crybaby can you be?" I think you answered your own question. And if you didn't, then I did.

[@yoursonisold8743]

Powoga Wow, very original.

[@Powoga]

Thanks.

[@Powoga]

Hilarious.

[@TheStrxggler]

Okay. Now I am sure it is time for Evil Dead.

[@coralcomet]

How is this tiny top down scroller better than most 3D triple A developer games? Nice!

[@charlesbannon6909]

coralcomet Dood essentially a 2d topdown text adventure has absorbed 500+ hrs of my life. Nothing suprises me anymore. That game is Sunless Sea btw its not a true horror but it certainly loves to dabble. Schizophrenic is how id describe my experience.

[@Archdaemos]

"I have no idea what time it is" roosters in the background that he's not listening to. Crazy Talk no longer waits for him to finish talking before taking effect.

[@Sigh95]

"I have no idea what time if day it is" Pat says as a rooster calls.

[@ivanivanson3308]

I hope you guys continue to play this after the shitstorm.

[@RudolvonStroheim]

Ahh .. More dog death. Dio is appeased.

[@rileywillis9575]

Darkwood's a daaaangerous place, Hero.

[@vapr-n00d1]

This game is so fucking awesome. Been playing it since back in August and it's amazingly intense and immersive for being a top-down game

[@walkingerection4438]

You think those trees grow fast? Ha. Mortals.

[@mememachine-386]

How did Pat manage to keep running into mushrooms like every goddamn time?

[@liwyngradius]

that intro truly is fucking sick GJ VoltaBass

[@doufancyapickle]

“Lamp?” “Chair?” “Psycho mantis?”

[@Knightofsunwell]

"respect the woods, be patient, and focus" oh man you guys are fucked

[@Sanguineviper]

And the workbench screamed: "WHY WON'T YOU CRAFT A BOARD WITH NAILS PAT!?" Though, it was ignored in its lonely corner.

[@arliceyoung1043]

That basement scene though🙉

[@jackriley6936]

Dude, gotta' say. Diggin' the shit outta' them purple thumbnails tho

[@trickso4025]

Thanks to Matt and Pat for getting me into this game, but I can't watch them bumble through it now that I have experience in it.

[@keystrix3704]

This is the best DBZ Tree of Might fan fic I've ever seen.

[@Nagassh]

When you scavenge until your inventory is bursting but instead of doing anything with it after you get back to homebase you throw it in a cupboard and go back out with your throwing rock.

[@PPGIRL420]

Damn, this game pulls no punches.

[@BustaBeware]

the sound in this game is awesome

[@uniorbrown]

I would love to watch the playthrough of this

[@_Adie]

Oh, Darkwood! Guess what! This game is from Poland. NOT FROM RUSSIA

[@JetJenkins]

Reminds me of Oney and his pals when they were making fun of people who still say "doggo" and "pupper."

[@Draygarth]

God damn, that intro is cool.

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

Hehe. "Darkwood".

[@DrakeSilvos]

That poor SNES, all alone in the back of that delivery truck.

[@kovulion7777]

The all new Steiner Survival Simulator! 33 1/3% chance of survival!

[@theundergrounder9333]

This is a weird, but interesting game. I'm hoping for more.