Shitstorm VI - Clive Barker's Undying

[@Znijik]

I love how anytime Pat tries to do an accent that isn't of the North American variety, it just turns into chimney sweep English.

[@Admiral_Crunch]

It's "Shit's Locked" the game! "STOOK" "JAAMMED" "LOCHED" "WONT BOODGE"

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Loched, stook and two smoking dragon cannons.

[@andrewwalker4685]

That’s giving me serious flashbacks to Omikron

[@AilingBird]

Admiral Crunch A HOONTAH MUST HOONT

[@Dabednego]

Every time pat uses his British accent he sounds more and more like he's trying to swallow an entire ham.

[@cristianl1516]

Dabednego So, like a British person.

[@sporeceress1465]

Everyone knows Pat has no idea what human beings sound like anywhere on Earth due to the fact that he has never interacted with one.

[@AJPwny]

Besides, he's so short, he can't hear what they say anyway.

[@Dabednego]

Sound travels up, not down; that's Science.

[@chinaski6593]

2O24 and i'm still watching old best friends episodes from time to time, damn i miss you guys so much :(

[@radideaman1078]

Dear god, we're in a huge mansion and Pat DIDNT say it reminded him of the Spencer Estate??? What wormhole did i walk through

[@xemnahort2]

5.28 Pat says "What a mansion" I think it reminds him of the Spencer estate.

[@radideaman1078]

well yeah but he always says the sentence: "This reminds me of the Spencer Estate", "What A Mansion" is more just a running joke. "This reminds me of the Joestar Estate" threw me for a loop though

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Clive Barker is a well known associate of the Old Gods. *DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES.*

[@Lunarfox777]

But is he down with the Devil? All the cool kids are down with the Devil nowadays.

[@CameronTheMonsterHun]

Is he down with the sickness also?

[@AJPwny]

Did he get with the universe? Everyone wants to get with the universe.

[@TheProfessor529]

Well, yeah. He's one of the 1000 Masks of Nyarlathotep.

[@CharlemagnePalace]

I hung out wth the Old Gods, but they kept wanting me to mash up their food and put their teeth in. So then I started hanging out with the Young Gods, but they were all hipsters trying to talk about the latest trendy program and tell me how everything is sexist. Now I don't know _who_ to worship.

[@Blunderbuss09]

To anyone wondering, yes one of the servants finally has enough of this shit and tries to flee the estate. He instantly gets murdered. By pirates. Pirates lead by that undead dude with the giant axe in the evil painting. Yes, really, and it's as awesome as it sounds.

[@omiorahman6283]

Blunderbuss09 I couldn't finish this game I got stuck in cave with that succumbs girl thing who laughs and it felt sick

[@WinterMadness]

I want a full LP of this so bad.

[@InVinoVeratas]

^ no... you mean watch “Eternal Darkness” the game that’s from this game’s era.

[@Time2GetSweaty]

To the top!

[@Blunderbuss09]

YES PLEASE GOD. Just this video does not fully capture the amazing mind-bending shit they did with this game.

[@virginiasupersand2917]

FULL LP

[@Nemokantis]

Damn, I want lp this so much

[@thealteredmind9475]

This was a quality episode, I’m glad the boys are still doing good but man do I miss them

[@emerl298]

This just reminds me of how much I wish Jericho was a better game so we could get more games from Barker.

[@jorgamund07]

"I tried to help him!" Pat protested, as he fires off the HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE MYSTICAL GUN right in his victim's face.

[@GuyUWishUWere]

it's the thought that counts

[@CaptainDoomsday]

"Don't worry, sir! I'll shoot that monster behind you! You don't need most of your torso, right?"

[@Unagis863]

FUN FACT: The Shaman in the opening was originaly the player character, but when Clive Barker was brought in he changed it to Patrick.

[@Xellot]

This game deserves a full LP. Who's with me?

[@MakiKuronami]

Billy, it's fine. Lungs grow back. SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA: Australian mythology mentions a large creature referred to as the Bunyip. Its origin stem from a guy named Bunyip eating his totem spirit animal and was cursed to become the creature its known today. It's very similar to the Nue in that nobody is sure on how it really looks like outside of its preference for living in the water. Description varies of its form. Sometimes it's a giant starfish. Sometimes it's a mishmash chimera creature with a dog-like face, a crocodile head, dark fur a horse-esque tail, walrus-like tusks and/or horns and a duck like bill. Sometimes it's described as a prehistoric marsupial. Other times it's been mistaken for a manatee or a hippo. Or they're just seals. The Bunyip is used as a sort of boogeyman, as they attack children and women most of the time. It attacks livestock as well. Chimeras are universal.

[@gilangramadhan861]

Maki Kuronami isn't the word chimeras originates from somewhere?

[@0rriAndroid]

He's just been playing Dragon's Dogma

[@thepickles8833]

god, these things have the stupidest sounding names

[@PureMetalDragon]

Seriously, Australia? Your boogeyman is a giant starfish called Bunyip? I guess when the whole continent is full of wildlife covered in poison spines and baby -stealing dingos, you don't really need a scary boogeyman

[@sinisteroglop]

And for some reason they're weird fucking mechs in Ty the Tasmanian Tiger.

[@Powoga]

Clive Barker is the Sid Meier of Tom Clancy.

[@boheyo]

American McGee's Clive Barker

[@omiorahman6283]

Powoga says Kojima

[@RisqueBisquet]

THIS is what that game was! Fuck! This was like the first game I ever bought online - back when buying things online meant mail-order only. I never got to play it because I bought it before moving house, and it somehow got lost in the move. I couldn't remember the name for it and it's been bugging me ever since.

[@ZeoHidra]

It's available on GOG if you want it.

[@ConfettiExplosion]

As a freak named Jeremiah, it pleases/weirds me out greatly to hear sever different people saying my name so frequently in this video. Also, damn right you have to fight old gods in my goddamn mansion.

[@omiorahman6283]

Just a Viewer I wish I could fight cosmic creatures I am getting bored with dealing with regular assholes

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

Someone call the Policenauts for Billy, sounds like he needs someone who's dealt with this before.

[@Artsificial]

Why not continue this one? It's got some fun encounters and quite some memorable lines.

[@BuckshotBadger]

because you eat your own butt

[@BreadandFaxes]

Buckshot Badger well that settles it.

[@arcphlorhne]

Next Episode: Tom Clancy's: Clive Barker's: Undying

[@SkywalkerBatPrime]

Grand Wizard of the Beelzibub Club Rob Schneider is David Cage in Tom Clancy's: Clive Barker's: Mark Echo's: Get Undead: A Spike Lee joint!

[@TheDrLeviathan]

SkywalkerBatPrime Featuring Dante of the Devil May Cry series

[@v.m.9198]

And Knuckles

[@omiorahman6283]

Grand Wizard of the Beelzibub Club Russian ghost using domestic politics and conspiracy to topple the government President Ryan has to skip office to fight crime with Kane

[@BattleSpew]

Pretty sure this game was in the box I sent, waaaay back in Mailbag 13-C (around the 17:00 mark). It was in the same case as Dracula: Resurrection and American McGee's Alice. So awesome that it's being played on the channel!

[@AJPwny]

Man, I want an American McGee's Alice playthrough from these guys super bad.

[@youreverydaynobody]

*heavy Irish accent* my health is low, feed me a potato.....fuck the objective i'm distilling whiskey now.

[@ImperfectWeapons]

"Come on, we've got to save him!" DEATH WARRANT SIGNED.

[@TheStrxggler]

Clive Barker: The Alt-Lovecraft

[@frosty6845]

DarkKnightGrave the less racist Lovecraft

[@sporeceress1465]

Not to mention more talented.

[@chrisossu2070]

Besides both of them dealing with horrific abominations, I feel that both authors are different in how they present their horrors. Lovecraft's stories use vagueness to convey the horror of their threats, while Clive Barker's stories often involve twisting recognizable anatomy into something downright foreign and sickening.

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

A faaaaar less prudish Lovecraft, he could barely leave the house but Clive loves exploring underground sub cultures and BDSM stuff.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

Absolute Travis T That's par the course for his lifestyle.

[@Gloominous]

I remember buying this in a 2-pack with American McGee's Alice and playing it for like 10 minutes because I was and still am a big baby

[@GallopingWalrus]

Sarah A I'm so glad someone else mentioned it. I'm such a puss when it comes horror games. Even old, overly cheesy ones like this. Can watch the old ones though.

[@Gloominous]

Do they really scare you or is it more like 'Oh god that skinned dog jumped out of nowhere I already forgot the controls it just keeps jumping'?

[@GallopingWalrus]

Sarah A yes.

[@AgentTexes]

God, the title didn't even need to finish loading because I recognized that wolf-bitch instantly. Fucking loved this game. It was the first horror game I can actually remember because I liked it so much. Also, coincidentally, one of the few horror games you could actually play on the Apple Cube, at least as far as I know.

[@13DUH]

I love how not subtle this is with the ghost just showing himself right away and speaking to you in full sentences

[@MultiSharpboy]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THEY WERE PLAYING BARKER'S JERICHO WOOF WHAT A RELIEF

[@ghostfear2011]

Zeeke We still have 10 more days. DON’T JINX IT!!!

[@Sigismund697]

Forgive my ignorance on this franchise but I'm gonna assume that's a bad game Is this any better?

[@Unagis863]

Sigismund, The Emperor's Champion Yeah this is better as a game and story, Jericho is a lot messier.

[@lamb-mz2sd]

The idea was kinda cool and there were some really nasty stuff in Jericho, but the level design was god awful and boring as heaven.

[@TheProfessor529]

+Sigismund, The Emperor's Champion Yes, Undying is a far superior game to Jericho. Except in the graphics department, admittedly. Undying has not aged well on that front.

[@MrNinjaBurger]

This is no joke one of my favorite older horror games. It's like 6 bucks on gog if you want it.

[@PunishedBlake]

For some reason that dragon cannon makes me think of Mei's ice weapon. Like, they both load up before shooting out icicles. Man, I wish Blizzard would stop ripping off Clive Barker.

[@johnny40000]

i vote that once the shitstorm is over they continue playing CLIVE BARKERS UNDYING GETTING UP.

[@hairypancake]

There's something really endearing about the graphics from this era. Big flesh-paws and plastic hair...love it.

[@AJPwny]

It's charming. Unlike the hairs in my pancakes. 68.media.tumblr.com/c9a4587158547bf222d31f2a8087f23c/tumblr_onqzd5aind1w67jvfo1_500.gif

[@Xport9]

NEEDS FULL LP!

[@daemonofdecay]

Billy. Liver theft is no laughing matter. Be sure to call the liver theft hotline at 1-800-CANTDRINK

[@GuyUWishUWere]

#buttchugforlife

[@AJPwny]

Get outta here, Rusty.

[@Opulent_oatmeal]

Point of interest, I would absolutely watch a show based on your intro this year. Love!

[@0rriAndroid]

In other non Billy transformation news, EA just took Visceral's Star Wars game away from them and promtly killed the studio

[@xXGodofTecknoXx]

Layoffs are the real shitstorm :[

[@patrickloureiro1403]

Like the eldritch horrors that they are.

[@DevonPalmer98]

I guess you could say visceral is going leave a dead space in the industry.

[@TheStrxggler]

And Activision has patented what is basically Microtransactions: The Game. Not a good day for games.

[@MisanthropicMarxist]

So we'll probably never get that Dead Space 4 that none of us were asking for

[@Persephone01]

“IRELAND” Pat and Matt do a heavy cockney English accent* 10/10! Best episode.

[@itzunclemickey]

Jeremiah Joestar in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Soul Undying

[@roodtoob]

Jerry has the best "Shit's locked!" barks. JOMMED. STOOK. WON'T BODGE.

[@willg8035]

Oh sweet, Cliver Barker's Undying. PARTY MONSTER! WOO!

[@MChill]

"Now, would you kindly find a crowbar or something? Bloody Splicers sealed Johnny in before they..." ... Oops, wrong game.

[@sharkymcshark3392]

MChill GOTT DAMN SPLOICERS.

[@MChill]

*Irish accent intensifies*

[@MrL0WEL]

I remember that this was one of the first computer games my Dad ever bought when I was a kid. I remember it scaring the hell out of us.

[@OthaiaGP]

I just have to say something about this year's shitstorm intro by VoltaBass, it is fucking amazing and honestly over the years between different shitstorms, the intros have honestly become one of the things I look forward to seeing now. Some of these intros are just really fun or awesome, etc. that just are perfect for a tradition now already six years old, when I remember watching the first. You guys are awesome, this fanbase is awesome, and let the Shitstorm continue!

[@DepecheBowie]

This game will always remind me of funhaus:)

[@prestonpriddy3635]

DepecheBowie haven't seen anything from them in almost a year, they still as funny as they used to be?

[@PeterPing]

preston priddy Yes.

[@kingcaesar3693]

Mothers Be Aware!

[@kirbyalex2002]

I’m ere to kick arse and et potatoes, and unfortunately the famine as left us without any potatoes

[@OldyAlbert]

"Wow this is a huge fucking game" - you have no idea. At first it seem like it's about manstion, but it's actually a huge long adventure with places to be

[@ValSempai]

Man.....The memories of funhaus playing this keep coming back...

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Billy, what did we tell you about going through “organ harvester alley” again? Shame on you...

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Flame of Udun sounds like some crazy name given to an area in Albuquerque.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Brian. Jr Montoya lol why Albuquerque though?

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Flame of Udun because I live in Albuquerque. And we have places named like "warzone" because of how shitty they are, or just shitty and violent places in general. I mean fuck, in the war zone area, it's filled with syringes, broken glass, and bullet shell casings. There probably is a place here called "organ harvester valley" and I just don't know about it.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Brian. Jr Montoya damn, the mayor actually signed off on those names?

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Flame of Udun nah. I'd wish, lol. It's just that those places are so infamous, that practically all citizens just call the place "war zone" as if it were the actual name.

[@EmperorRiccard]

I'd watch a superbest friend's DnD Campaign. I'd watch the shit out of that.

[@TheFuryHasCome]

On the 17th night of Shitstorm The Best Friends gave to me: 17 Huge Fucking Mansions 16 Holy shit! What the fuck is that?! 15 Breaking Bad Box Cutters 14 Not so Sweet Homes 13 Home Alone Witch Traps 12 RPGMaker Games 11 Completely Expendable People 10 Evil Hobo Parks 9 Bloody Hall Passes 8 Stained Records 7 Cute Cannibals 6 Little Nightmares 5 Craft Mechanics 4 Evil Dead Trees 3 Insane Seizures 2 Big Dumb Cowards and a Blind Woman yelling help me!

[@Reed019]

I really hope they come back and do a full LP of this game; it's ridiculous, underappreciated, and amazing!

[@Hurbster2112]

It is a huge game, the mansion has a lot of backtracking in a slightly metroidvania fashion, but the outside areas are a nice change. Also time travel.

[@MalisinECila]

*PARGON PARGON PARGON*

[@DetectivePoofPoof]

OH MAN Please Full LP this one guys! Youre gonna love the giant floating Cthulhu heads that bite your head off!

[@readordiefanatic]

I love this game, it's well worth playing the whole thing. Also stuck! Jammed!

[@bodhisattva71]

*Pat killed the gardener,with the Tibetan Dragon canon,in the yard!*

[@Shadar22]

Clive Barker's the Undying by Clive Barker's Clive Barker

[@thepickles8833]

Featuring the Skulls

[@codafett]

I love that the Hero guy is a cross between Hugh Jackman and Jonathan Joestar

[@jojocircus8207]

Maybe at the end of this shitstorm we can get a Silent Hill 1 playthrough? Do it or i won't release Liam from captivity.

[@adamisfruit9517]

I greatly appreciate your name, and your picture. Thank you.

[@tenworms]

I've been wanting a Silent Hill 1 LP for fucking forever so I feel you, but it's almost certainly gonna be Evil Within 2.

[@luketurnbull5198]

AH, JAMMED, AH, UGH, SHTUCK

[@daemongo1202]

Oh wow, I remember playing a demo of this game as a kid. It was one of those games where I had the memory of playing it, but I couldn't for the life of me remember the name. Thanks Best Friends!

[@Pattyobrien3]

12:29 - I can't believe pat can't do an irish accent. Isn't he basically a leprechaun?

[@lifeiscrap103]

8:19 "Didn't have his finger on the trigger." That's called Trigger Discipline, Matt.

[@DevonPalmer98]

I just want everybody that doesn't know that the USA/Japan giant robot fight is tonight on twitch. Edit that first round was funny as hell Edit 2: it was a god awful scripted mess and I loved it

[@DragonfameDracas]

Right over here if you need it. go.twitch.tv/megabotsinc

[@monsouranda2822]

Thanks for the news. I've been waiting this to happen.

[@mkatapodis2]

I can unironically say I've been waiting for this for a LONG time.

[@monsouranda2822]

ty·po

[@mex1jvr]

Lol, same!

[@punchymchurtyfist7575]

Aw man I love Chris Jericho's Jive Darker!!

[@tronguy555]

Damn those intros keep getting better every year, keep it up guys!

[@spartan3924]

A full LP of this would be great, such an unexpectedly cool game

[@Brainhorn]

Oh fuck, I remember this game. I remember being scared to play it when I was younger even though it's not scary. It was also the best graphics I'd ever seen at the time lol

[@KF-hf4nt]

Oh man this game is fantastic, it turns into a really neat Bioshock kinda game when you start getting different powers and guns. Really wish they'd do a full LP

[@_sleepystarrynight_8119]

what an awesome little hidden gem. love this era's videogames, and the setting is nice and cozy! Reminds me of Eternal Darkness and even a bit of the Harry Potter games

[@DarknessViper99]

This is the Shitstorm I live for: old-ass horror action games that time has forgotten about.

[@TheJackal1331]

It hurts to watch this, I played this as a kid and watching them struggle was rough hahah.

[@dudeistpriestman]

Pat is crazy impressed by all the little touches that were standard in the day.

[@onyens22]

Clive Barker's " *Jammed. Stuck* "

[@thepickles8833]

Clive Barker's *"Shit's Stuck"*

[@thepickles8833]

OH SNAP.... I hope we get plenty of scares from Aaron

[@thepickles8833]

21:51 - Phillip Cheney from D4???

[@AJPwny]

Man, I want season 2 of D4 so badly.

[@cheezdoodle96]

Full LP! Full LP! You didn't even get to the big ass outside area with those gun-wielding humans and the shotgun! I remember that's when me and my friends called it a night when playing till seven in the morning one night. Speaking of "weird" old PC shooters: I'd absolutely love it if you guys played Nosferatu: The Wrath of Malachi some time (next shitstorm mayhaps?). It's a weird European vampire game with ghosts, zombies, riflemen, fencing, gunslinging, missing family members, weaponized holy water... I fucking love it! I'm sure it could provide some good laughs, and some legit scares as well (at least if playing late at night). They released it on GOG a couple of years ago for like five bucks, so it's not hard to get your hands on either these days.

[@Hebblewater1]

Holy shit, this game is one of my first memories of video games, but I had no idea what it was called or any clues as to what it was besides what the ui looked like. Thank you Best Friends, this is a goddamn reva-lay-a-tun for me.

[@gaminggoddess85]

GASP! Pat knows how to compare mansions to something other than the Spencer Estate! Why was mirror tech so much better back then than it is today? It's just embarrassing.

[@AJPwny]

#RestInSpaghetti #NeverForgetti #MirrorTechMatters

[@JeedyJay]

Character models and animations used to take up a smaller share of the overall hardware demand. Also, I'm pretty sure what Pat says about a foyer's design relies entirely on the way the staircase is set up, regardless of the rest of the room.

[@UtopianMagic1408]

The intro is amazing who ever did it has a crap ton of talent

[@gizmofrompizmo2177]

At the moment I was about to descend into a hellscape I'd probably go, "Y'know what? Maybe I should just go home."

[@Kouh_Sijaed]

Clive Barker should write more games like this classic i still love to this day

[@MoonwalkerMorris]

Y'all be chattin' about your full LP's too early when you all know this is the full LP we really deserve.

[@AJPwny]

But not the one we need. Or...is it the other way around? I forget.

[@skeevbuushimmy]

I was just thinking how sick this game was, and now you two fools are playing it. This is a sign you should let's play this classic. Matt this game is so sick and metal.

[@whispers6667]

Loved this game when it was new on my old mac. Seeing it again has me feeling nostalgic as hell

[@MrStatistx]

Damn, I can't imagine how pat ever played old pc games in the past, seeing how he struggles with the controls or even looking them up or rebinding them.

[@notalive_zombie]

Its never a dull time when the shitstorm comes on!

[@CrazyGunMan100]

This game has 'shit's locked+' A rattle, text pop-up AND character comment. That's high class.

[@mrjohnnyjohnster3940]

Wow, this game was Silent-Hills-ing it up before anyone. OG Clive Barker is OG.

[@FatalKitsune]

"I hadn't given it much thought.." He hasn't given much thought to the time he saw a weird sorcerer standing in a war zone and got blasted with green fire. I mean, I don't blame him. That shit happens to me every week.

[@deathsheep]

2:21 I didn't know they made a Kitt Harrington simulator....

[@YoungsterJoey1]

Yeyeyeyeye! I remember seeing this inside American McGee's Alice! These games are rad!!

[@TheMalibo]

Get well soon Billy(?)~ also... if someone asks you to comeback to Ireland, you carry a potato . To ward off the various jogos' native to that land

[@mathieumartin9344]

I love this game - still a lot of memorable moments even after all these years.

[@Kouh_Sijaed]

Clive Barkers Unsying, the adventures of Jesus venturing through Johnny Depp's house of Spooks...

[@jorgamund07]

Oh hell yeah. One of the rare horror games I actually loved back in the day.

[@winstonlew4835]

Finally, an American Vandal mention! Looking forward to seeing what Matt thinks at the next podcast.

[@Pattyobrien3]

I remember reading about this in a magazine a long time ago, looked neat then. I'll probably catch some shit for this, but I actually really liked clive barker's Jericho. It's not a perfect game, but I really enjoyed the story, setting, and characters. The AI was a bit dodgy, and some fights lasted a bit overlong, but it had a lot of originality. I also really liked the mechanic of jumping from character to character on the fly, being able to use each character's abilities as you needed them.

[@0rriAndroid]

Billy, you've just been playing Dragon's Dogma. Keep the lantern dry

[@TarvynSero]

No! They hold the advantage!

[@Samm815]

I'll get to that after P5. Damn i'm in for a long Christmas Eve...

[@brianlong6862]

Ended up getting this one off of GOG after watching them play it - ngl they missed out big time by not doing a full LP, this game is actually a hidden gem

[@jalinclay3714]

I demand a full lp of this masterpiece