Shitstorm VI - Lucius (Part 1/2)

[@thepickles8833]

That boy ain't right. We caught him installing Omikron on all the computers on the manor. Don't remember what occurred after that.

[@professorslefthandedhero4061]

The Pickles I'd think that you like Omikron, considering how much you talk about it.

[@thepickles8833]

Those who fail to acknowledge history's mistakes are doomed to repeat them.

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

indeed, you must never forget the origins of the Sadness trilogy, wich is actually the Quit Awful Quadrilogy.

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Professor's left handed Hero He watches my compilation every night before he goes to bed.

[@professorslefthandedhero4061]

Griffin1171 seeing as how you're replying to me, I take it you're not the Griffin that I killed before he was able to run to Bluemoon Tower?

[@MakiKuronami]

Fuck whatever lore I'm doing. Billy's is 10x better. Goddamn. SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA: Loup-garou (Also known as rougarou) are basically french werewolves. But I wanna focus specifically on the Canadian version which had alot more going for it. Canadian Loup-garous are individuals who failed to do their religious duties in Easter. SEVEN YEARS IN A ROW. Or because they're down with the devil. Or they planted potatoes on sunday. Unlike traditional werewolves, they can take the form of multitudes of different types of animals, not just wolves. Examples include pigs, oxens and cats. Also, their curse debuff lasts for 101 days, instead of being semi-permanent. They also don't give a fuck about the moon cycle. Full moon, half-moon, blue moon, they can turn into a Loup-garou. Despite these, they still operate on the same ruleset. Nighttime is still their time of activity and silver bullets work just fine. That said, when you face a Loup-garou in a random encounter and have no access to silver, grab a rock and stone that fucker. Alternately, if you have a knife, some good ol' stabbing and slashing works fine too. (Syringes still need testing though) As long as you draw blood you'll break the Loup-garou curse and revert them back to their human form. After that, just walk away. Don't acknowledge that you just defeated a Loup-garou. Don't even talk about it. Don't even think about it. Because fuck you if you do that because now YOU are the Loup-garou just for talking about it to someone. This applies to the ex-Loup-garou too. Alternately, if you lose the random encounter, by having the Loup-garou inflict first blood, he's the only one who'll revert back to normal. You're now hairy as shit. Likewise, don't fucking talk about it. Shut the fuck up and you'll go back to normal eventually. Just think of the Loup-garou as a fangame. 2 DA̵̸̝͜Y̨S̴͟͟ R̡̧̀͘͜E͞M̶̨͘͝͝A̶͠I̸͢N̨͠

[@professorslefthandedhero4061]

Can confirm that syringes do work.

[@PureMetalDragon]

Hey, a spook from my part of the world. Oh, and if you think defeating a loup-garou is easy because you just need to make them bleed to win, remember these fuckers are twice the size of a normal wolf at least, and their favourite pranks include biting down on the back of horse drawn carriages and sinking their paws in the road until the horse falls over from exhaustion. Then it starts fucking the shit of whoever was in the carriage.

[@bronzederpfest3724]

Sounds like the really convoluted and contrived plot,. for an RPGmaker game.

[@MantraMan2077]

It's Canada. I'll just hold out my hand and some Hockey skates will probably fall into them from somewhere. If I pass the Dexterity check and don't cut myself on the blade, then I'm all set. That or I just yell out "LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A FOOD CART!" and the restaurantors will go 'The Warriors' on his ass.

[@stryflyer]

Maki Kuronami are...are you a Loup-Garou now? Am I one now? I like talking about Garou: Mark of the Wolves...wow I'm so fucked.

[@coralcomet]

Has Satan finally exerted his influence over the shitstorm by fucking with Pat's understanding of basic controls?

[@QueenSasha24]

"Where the fuck is the Kitchen at?" Gee Pat, I wonder if it's the room marked with a plate and silverware.

[@theognostus1829]

That detective sure needed a sticky with "God help us all" written on it. Such a crucial piece of info for that murder board.

[@Darca1n]

You know, there's just one issue with the freezer kill... Why the fuck would you have a freezer that you can lock? It should NEVER be something you cannot get out of if someone locks it.

[@ToastyMozart]

Or why Plan B when you realize nobody's letting you out wasn't to grab a metal bar and start destroying those internal cooling units.

[@DragonfameDracas]

The scariest part of the shitstorm. The ten minutes of control foibles.

[@Skritt-Stonemaw]

I thought the scariest part of the Shitstorm was the bathroom

[@DragonfameDracas]

That's not scary until afterwards past me. But then of lordy.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

The thing that's really puzzling to me is the weird sad jazz that you can hear playing in the menu while they're trying to fix the controls - it just seems weirdly out of place given the religious themes / implications of the game's story.

[@sporeceress1465]

You mean the scariest part of every single video these chucklefucks put up?

[@pickledparsleyparty]

How can a game's art look beautiful and like cow plop at exactly the same time?

[@thepickles8833]

Omikron.

[@dracocrusher]

But Omikron always just looked super shitty

[@thepickles8833]

dracocrusher Yes, but i blame Omikron for everything wrong, stupid, terrible and unjust in the world, so.. there ya go

[@222CBK222]

Ah, glad to watch videos based on Pat's childhood (and lack thereof).

[@kot4311]

I’m Detective McGuffin, and this is my partner, Deus Ex Machina, we’re from the Plot Contrivance Police Department

[@SushiElemental]

"It seems the victim was shot with Chekhov's Gun. Have you seen it before?"

[@MiaowGaiGar]

Ah, your reputation precedes you, Detective. I was a big fan of your work with the Dragon Ball series.

[@coralcomet]

I tell you what, nothing's scarier than having to clean your room. You stare long enough into the toybox, it stares back at you

[@AJPwny]

There was a darker side to Toy Story.

[@EquesTron]

4:19 "Lucius can help you with the dishes." Lady, it's my birthday and I'm six. YOU go do it!

[@Ironman1o1]

June 6th, 1966 is 6666. Failure writers, failure.

[@sporeceress1465]

No you don't get it there's ANOTHER SIX IN IT so it's EVEN MORE EVIL - The writers, probably

[@tailedgates9]

"Yeah, because he knew his parents were chemicals." I had to stop everything I was doing because I was losing it too hard.

[@tiptaphooves]

Lucius is Draco's father, Pat. Crazy Talk strikes again.

[@ARB1452]

I always stop watching the switcher for a bit then get incredibly hyped for shitstorm when it pops up on my recommended. Can’t believe we’re on the sixth one already

[@nucx0]

I got something scarier then this game this year. A PREGNANCY TEST THAT WAS *POSITIVE*

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

nucx0 that's scarier than any game played for any shitstorm.

[@professorslefthandedhero4061]

nucx0 I told you about people putting stuff into your drinks, but you didn't listen! YOU NEVER LISTENED!!!

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

David Villarrius you're not serious are you?

[@Paranuui]

I know, nothing says scary like holy children

[@a.g.m8790]

Too bad you think that's scary, kids are pretty cool

[@Abyss3223]

Finally a good child "actor" the secret was not having them talk and wanting to kick their face in regardless.

[@retrogamelover2012]

Probably a good indicator in that regard, that the person in question probably isn't good with children.

[@ironicugandan5826]

I love the guy reading the book. "Hmmm ok.... Got that and that what do I need next? Of course! The evil ancient dagger to slice my palm open with!"

[@johnoneil9188]

Ever since Tomb Raider we all know that house staff is vulnerable to walk in freezers.

[@AJPwny]

It's their greatest weakness. Now the question is, is Lara somehow connected to Lucius? Think about it.

[@BirdRaiserE]

John O ́neil you mean hitman?

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Who ever knew that Billy has such writing chops?

[@GenkiGanbare]

"Shouldn't she be curled up in a ball" In the late stages of hypothermia, a victim doesn't feel the cold any more. She might have been curled up in a ball earlier to conserve heat, but it's most likely that in the late stages she was pacing back and forth in the freezer just walking around losing her mind. It's entirely common for people lost in the woods in winter who are suffering from hypothermia to take their coats and gloves off and just walk around in their t-shirt because it doesn't feel cold to them.

[@genm4827]

Oh my god, I've always wanted these guys to play this game, and I never thought this day would come. Thank you, Best Friends.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

*THE TIME LOOP IS* *COMPLETE* *THE SPACE TIME* *CONTINUUM HAS BEEN* *RESTORED* *CONGLATURATION, BILLY !* *YOU HAVE COMPLETED A* *GREAT MISSION ! AND* *PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF* *OUR CULTURE ! ! NOW GO* *AND REST OUR HERO ! ! !*

[@bronzederpfest3724]

*TAKE OFF EVERY BILLY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!*

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Flame of Udun A TRUE HERO, ONE WE DO NOT DESERVE, BUT THE ONE THAT WE NEEDED.

[@henryblackburn3856]

Brother?

[@hazzmati]

Why is this guy everywhere

[@EvtheNev]

Why do you comment multiple times on every vid??...

[@goodvillain1015]

Hey Billy, since you can time travel, can you travel back in time to prevent Silent Hills from getting cancelled?

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Goodvillain 101 watch that cause some crazy bullshit like Hitler coming back to life, building Evangelions, and tries to initiate the third impact, and all the gods of all religions waging war against each other for true dominance of the cosmos, only then for the true one being, a creature that is older than any recorded history within the universe, decides all of creation must return back to zero, and devours everything, returning the cosmos to the original state of nothingness, entering a state of true peace, only to end until the life cycle begins again.

[@bronzederpfest3724]

*HIT THE LEVER!!!!!!!!!*

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Preventing JFK’s assassination or Silent Hill’s cancellation?........Silent Hills it is

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Flame of Udun yeah. One death was far more tragic than the other.

[@MantraMan2077]

Were the Best Friends just one giant episode of Quantum Leap?

[@veracity-]

Honestly, this game is really short. You could do a full LP of it; would be entertaining, I think.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Veracity - that's relying on them being good at puzzle traps.

[@shadows-sweet-embrace]

It's also not a very good game.

[@wolfen9113]

Well looks like billy missed a few Billys, cause the shitstorm is still going on

[@AmnesiacRenwick]

VTM: Bloodlines Full LP, lets do it lads.

[@AmnesiacRenwick]

Question is does malkavian or nosferatu fit pat more.

[@DarkLordFluffee]

Nosferatu of course

[@MiaowGaiGar]

Malkavian is _way_ more fun, though. I'm embarrassed I even know what the fuck we're talking about.

[@DarkLordFluffee]

Malkavian would be more fun but i just can't shake the image of Pat from last year's shitstorm opening that was referencing Nosferatu/The Somnambulist

[@MoltandMigrate]

If love is just chemicals, and we are just chemicals...are we love?

[@AJPwny]

*Gasp* We never thought to look inside ourselves, to our true essence.

[@kgreatlyn]

You guys have made my day- wait no, my week for playing this during your shitstorm!!

[@Jonadiah13]

Oh man! The Billy-venture time loop is AMAZING!!! I want a movie made of this!

[@voodoodoll5087]

Damn I love that game and you guys playing it makes it so much better!

[@grizzlywhisker]

man lucius 2 is one of my all time favorite shitstorm episodes, glad to see you're playing this one as well!

[@aj00]

“That’s so three-eyed raven!” God damn it Matt lmao

[@Rikunda13]

It appears to be a misadventure. She did not press the quick time event buttons fast enough.

[@Blunderbuss09]

Well if you didn't want to do your chores maybe you shouldn't have killed the maid, Lucius.

[@pikmineer]

When I saw the words "The note said all Billies must die to stop it," and remembering yesterday's description, I knew what will happen and what will never happen.

[@darkop3191]

Whoa I thought we were back in 2015 for a sec. Ok, the detail with the shadow and the flashlight was nice.

[@mechakinggidora]

All I can think of with this game was how hard the guy was working to please the devil within the first 5 minutes of the sequel.

[@tendergaming9400]

The scariest thing of all is the controls....the evil haircut is a close second

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

I think it's interesting how Lucius was born in the late 60's. That means he'd start rampaging during the 70's... which would explain a lot.

[@TheSkareCreaux]

The scariest monster of all: Incorrect Key Bindings

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

BILLY! DONT FUCK WITH TIME! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!

[@dracocrusher]

If you fuck with time you'll become Madoka! And nobody wants to be Madoka.... Nobody............

[@Samm815]

Who would want to be the Goddess of all Magical Girls?

[@WalkingOrgan]

The opening for this is awesome!

[@wwfof]

Can't wait for Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines!

[@DiscordOfDave]

Actual footage of Pat's childhood.

[@nickcavanaugh4062]

is this mario? why is child not wearing a hat that can possess things?

[@sombi333friendshipandviole8]

June 6th, 1966 is 6/6/66 so...actually its only on the nose if you dont think about it.

[@Ale-mv3gr]

Why does this looks so much better than the sequel?

[@SergioSource]

I'm Lucius, I'm Lucius, I'm such a bad boy such a bad bad boy I'm Lucius, I'm Lucius, I'm gonna take over your *FUCKING MIND* I'm Lucius

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

4:05 When I was little, I used to have a daycare mother who would take care of me while my mum was at work, and she used to dress me just like Lucius. ...It had a noticeable effect on my development.

[@TungstenViper]

Oh man, i sure love me some forced tutorials that negate every button or key you press. Such a convenient and helpful feature!

[@TheCreaturesfan1]

The secret meaning of shitstorm 6, it was the games that were shit all along!

[@MChill]

"In the end, it was all about the shits we took along the way!"

[@brandonbaka1375]

I love when they mention Twin Peaks even if it's for a second

[@Specter053]

Father, when can I go and play with the puppies, Daddeh? I'm Lucious, I'm Lucious.

[@umbysworld]

I didn't know Billy was a creepypasta author.

[@JandJandJandJandJ]

They always shit on Woolie so much during the shitstorms lol

[@AnimeKid-lp8zy]

I love how they mention Devil May Cry 5, because it's happening! When I saw the trailer my floor got covered in three feet of jizz.

[@KaizonArkin]

Oh, My God. Dude, Billy's time-looping himself a la Triangle!

[@Inerrant1]

Bad controls are the SPOOKIEST!

[@Mega_Monsoon]

Doing chores badly so you wont be asked to do them again reminds me of that scene from Everybody Loves Raymond.

[@GrantBrownDog]

Truly the origin story we deserve is when Lucius figured out Doughnuts were the be all, end all answer to every puzzle ever.

[@thomasfeather9954]

For the son of the devil, Lucius sure looks like a goober.

[@WatrDragn]

The only reason Lucius is evil is because he had to do chores on his birthday.

[@gaminggoddess85]

So it seems to be a tradition for these Lucius games to have way better intros than they do gameplay.

[@AJPwny]

That's the problem, they set our expectations so high, & then they mugged & shot them in an alleyway!

[@thepickles8833]

A very common problem/ practice

[@GhoulishGourd]

The scariest thing of all, CHILDHOOD CHORES! OooooOooooOooo!

[@justwungo]

"It's like Zach Snyder directed it" Kill them all, Peter Stormare

[@TarvynSero]

oh boy, Lucius. We're in for a jank ride!

[@dekuskrub2154]

Oh, I get it. After the events of all Turock games, Turock passes on his shadow baby abilities to a new vessel.

[@dekuskrub2154]

And then satan is all like "haha fuck you child" and then Lucious happens

[@Timestrider539]

Hey Pat, Draco was the little asshole in HP. Lucius is his dad. :L

[@AJPwny]

I mean, Lucius was no better, but you're super right.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Is there a difference besides age?

[@hinderbird]

I wish there could be a full LP of this game, last years shitstorm episode was hilarious and i love this game, lol.

[@redtic]

Terrifying controller set-up action!!

[@burpple9218]

I miss these days... life really do be changing constantly

[@MiaowGaiGar]

Wait, why does this game look way better technically than the sequel. Truly, the devil works in mysterious ways.

[@spicypork766]

As the Shit storm comes to a close our protagonists play as a SHIT KID.

[@ThePerrperr]

This game makes it appear that satan is his son's stand.

[@dootdootington386]

I did my chores to lessen my odds of being randomly punished.

[@soulxsurvivor]

I havent slept under the covers in three years

[@Razzlewolfflight]

These graphics are the scariest part.

[@ALoonwolf]

Ray Wise was the best TV version of the devil. (Note: Ray of light that gives you wisdom.) His uniform is an expensive suit and tie, and he seems like a charming fun loving guy that cares, but turns in an instant into a very serious man.

[@originalscreenname44]

Lucius Fox is the true villain of Batman.

[@pyrix]

"And look, a fleshlight!"

[@hayz691]

Thanks, Billy.

[@ArcRay20]

and i now know this intro music is from Bloodborne, which i wouldnt have expected if not for playing the dlc for the first time yesterday and hearing the theme today!

[@libraalbert91]

Unblinking eyes that's scary programming

[@despadas]

quick, we need a full playthrough before Lucius 4 is released!

[@CureOptimismForHumanity]

Love that swanky-ass pause menu music.

[@JeedyJay]

Once again, keybindings are the _real_ Shitstorm.

[@jamesd2021]

when I did the dishes wrong my parents held my head under the dirty dish water

[@AroAceEnbyTaste]

I want to see them make a full play through of this.

[@benlunaris]

Having to wait more then 4 seconds for a tutorial! So spooky!!!

[@AlienWithABox]

The way they say Lucius weirds me out. I'm used to it being said 'LOO-SEE-US'.

[@jimbob5026]

ABSOLUTELY BLASPHEMOUS

[@iplatypusprime8695]

God I love that intro

[@furyberserk]

A stronger devil is always the level higher than what you think. I see the devil a a masonic lodge guy because they are just guys in business suits, but with some purple sash around their necks. Just thinking of a business suit guy with gold diamond buttons....

[@Imasuky]

Billy is employe of the month every month from now on.

[@kovulion7777]

Little devil kids are the worst, yeah you can beat them but if there are other adults around or cops you'll be jailed. Or inspected by Cope Phelps

[@athenatheshewolf]

I always figured the Devil's spawn would just have night vision and not have to use flashlights... Plus it just seems cooler...

[@thelosersatwork743]

Just remember, John Wick is just Constantine without magic.

[@Pooky1991]

I want a full lp of this from these guys

[@Pooky1991]

Sequel included