Shitstorm VI - Lucius (Part 2/2)

[@DragonfameDracas]

Wow the devil seems like a pretty great dad. When his son struggles to figure out how move a toy car to a box he remains astoundingly patient with him. Even though it took him several minutes to do even the most basic stuff he still praises his kid and helps him through the rest of his lessons. Why can't I have the devil for a dad?

[@helicopteroctopus6543]

The devil had experience with a dad that didn't love him. Dude's just making sure that doesn't happen to his own son.

[@fuckoff8388]

Hypno-Thorax I hope Devil-Senpei notices me

[@ReachStudioPro]

I know right! I would have taken devil dad every time if I got a choice.

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

well theres always that SCP nightlight that causes the devil to turn up at night and read you bedtime stories until he is done or you fall asleep. Then you wake up feeling completely refreshed 8 hours later. As far as I can tell there is literally no down side, devil doesnt take your soul, fuck with your house, curse you, or even really tell creepy bedtime stories, they are all basically just normal except replace everything with tentacled hell spawn and baby beelzebub being put to sleep under a blanket of souls and the sounds of the damned :|

[@AlleyCryptid]

Because as a mortal parent I can tell you we DON'T have a fucking eternity for you to get your shit together!

[@SteelBallRun1890]

We've been having a suspiciously low count of Shitkid this Shitstorm. Lucius is here to fix that.

[@HarpsiFizz]

Gun to your pet's head, which would you rather babysit for five hours- Lucius, Duck, or three of the Shitkids from Rule of Rose?

[@cheapturbo6439]

Lucius Is shitish kid since he’s the devils son.

[@pickledparsleyparty]

And this is the shittest of kids.

[@nonm9054]

The one who kills me or the one who gets me killed

[@thepickles8833]

Oddly, I have a feeling Lucius' Kill Count won't hold a candle to Trane's.

[@GrantBrownDog]

The Devil Waking up at 5 in the morning. "Time to make the tutorial murder donuts."

[@fuckoff8388]

GrantBrownDog and he put *raisins* in them!

[@ArcRay20]

the strangest thing is that Lucius' parents never once questioned why their son never talks.

[@DevonPalmer98]

That's one weird suicide note billy

[@GothaBillsAndDeath]

A LORE TO SURPASS WOOLIE HOLE. Woolie V Billy will respark the Mahvel comic books industry.

[@VampiricDarkDragon]

Watch him accidentally kill his past self.

[@jdng86]

I wouldn't mind a full LP of this.

[@KapitanPazur1]

I would cos this game is way more boring than you think.

[@TheKodiakDJ]

"I think you have to do a certain percentage of the chores" Yeah guys, the percentage is 100%

[@MakiKuronami]

SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA: I've covered spooks all over the world. Some on the water, some on the sky, some on land. Let's dive into Cthulhu territory since I'm covering two Artic sea spooks. A rumor began surfacing in Japan about the existence of white-colored creatures inhabiting the Antartic. These can be traced back from the Japanese government-funded "whale research" ships that were deployed in that region. Nicknamed Ningen, (In this case, the same word for "human" in Japanese. Not "mortal" in Zamasu's case) these things are roughly 20-30 meters and doesn't look any different from a realy big amphibian human in a distance, except being fucking white. Differing accounts sometimes replace their legs with fins, or maybe tentacles over their arms. The only recognizeable facial feature that they have are their eyes and mouth. Its existence is considered dubious at best, the Japanese goverment is said to keep tabs on info about it being released publicly, even asking eyewitnesses to remain silent about the Ningen. They're potentially nocturnal as most common sightings of Ningen occur at night. Sometimes they appear to look like icebergs until you realize there's a fucking face staring right at you. Zooming into photographed sightings of them reveal that their white skin is very human-like. I don't know why this information is needed but it's there so fuck it. Now you know it too. Organism 46-B refers to a colossal squid-like creature that the Russians encountered in Lake Vostok in the Antartic between 2012-2016. Shit's fresh. It's said to be rougly 10 meters long and has 14 tentacles. It's allegedly intelligent, can produce paralyzing venom, has shapeshifting capabilities and hypnotic telepathic powers. So what's the hot take on this boss fight? Vostok Station (Established 1957) discovered a huge lake underneath them back in 1974. Renaming themselves Lake Vostok and channeling their inner Gurenn Lagann to drill the shit out of the ice to get some fresh-ass water. 30 years later, they finally broke through the ice and proceeds to do some adventuring underneath the ice. They proceed to trigger the boss fight with Organism 46-B. First thing O46-B did was disable the party's radio. According to Dr. Anton Padalka, who was in the first expedition, that was deliberately done by O46-B. Next, it inflicts poison on everyone by poisoning the entire water in a 45 meter range. One party member was poisoned and went into a trance, having a shit-eating grin on his face, swimming towards 046-B to be eaten. Fucking telepathy was involved according to Dr. Padalka. After leaving the party to their devices, it later comes back to troll them by shapeshifting into a human and swimming with them, before closing in on one of the party members and ripping him to pieces. During the ensuing encounter they managed to cut off one its tentacles and escaped being sushi food. Said limb proceeds to ninja attack the party member who sliced it off and strangled her to death. Eventually, they managed to capture O46-B. Russian officials stepped in and took home their sushi trophy. The official story was that nothing was found underneath the ice. Dr. Padalka has since fled the country as he heard that Vladimir Putin intends to weaponize O46-B. Shit's fucked if they degrade O46-B into a random encounter. I'd take a Manananggal over the shapeshifting squid monster. I tried looking up Jet Stingray since he destroyed the city and fled into the sea but got nothing. He's a greater spook than either of these two. ̛̺̝̻̬̝͋̒ͣ͒̊̌͞1̬͓͓͔̮͕̈́ͬ̄͐͘͝͡ͅ D҉̶A̵̸̝͜Y̨ R̡̧̀͘͜E͞M̶̨͘͝͝A̶͠I̸͢N̨͠S̴͟͟

[@0rriAndroid]

Is that why I keep seeing weebs talking tons of shit with that term?

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

So the Ningen are essentially less-ugly fish men from Bloodborne?

[@talynhastime9343]

+Maki Kuronami This is actually the scariest thing.

[@fuckoff8388]

Maki Kuronami so the Russians discovered the Thing? Specifically John Carpenter's the Thing.

[@patrickwingard582]

@Richter The D Yeah, the connotation is basically "pathetic little human".

[@helicopteroctopus6543]

You know what? This has been one of my favourite Shitstorms. So many interesting games that I'd be down with a full LP. Fucking great job guys.

[@DarknessViper99]

Playing the devil's advocate, eh? Nothing wrong with that.

[@everettvonscott]

+HelicopterOctopus Your opinion is a weird one.

[@doctoreggnog6644]

This KZbin comment is so non KZbin comment-y. That's a compliment.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Billy: That’s my secret, Cap. I’m ALWAYS in the Shitstorm

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Flame of Udun *proceeds to grow Cthulhu tentacles in slow mo and punches the shit out of Dagon*

[@FumblsTheSniper]

I have already begun to prepare my nest of oily cloth and cheetos in preparation to hibernate until the next shitstorm.

[@09spidy]

The adventures of Billy are totally eclipsing the actual content of the shitstorm, I'm absolutely riveted.

[@HarpsiFizz]

I want a full LP of this so damn bad. Shitkids + Pat talking shit about Shitkids + Brutal Murder is my OT3 and my aesthetic.

[@ghostfear2011]

End of Days is great because Arnold calls the Devil a choir boy.

[@nemesisnick66]

i googled end of days to see what it was and got a bunch of news articles about a bunch of octopus crawling up onto beaches

[@fuckoff8388]

nemesisnick66 go on

[@erikmickiewicz2567]

Cleanliness is next to godliness, so obviously Satan Child can't brush his teeth.

[@thepickles8833]

we now return to Getting Lucius: Antichrist Under Pressure Lucius: *_"SUCKAHS NEVUH LEARN!"_*

[@TheManiacKing]

*Remember 6/66*

[@MisanthropicMarxist]

Ivor killed Decoy, never forget

[@fuckoff8388]

The Pickles *LP flashbacks intensify*

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Lucius is a more redeemable character.

[@lifeiscrap103]

Remember when Trane conjured the power of Hellfire from his spray can to incinerate his enemies... and/or just fuck around on the news?

[@TheFuryHasCome]

On the 30th night of Shitstorm The Best Friends gave to me: 30 Chaotic Evil Kevin McCallisters 29 Shitty Demi-Kids 28 Pixel Spooks 27 Evil Residents 26 Necronomicons 25 Silent and Rusty Woolie Holes 24 Quiet Mountains 23 Silent Health Drinks 22 Plate Throwing Hannya Boys 21 Not So Sexy Sitters 20 Creepy Shadow Childs 19 Babadook Capra Demons 18 Krueger Rival Battles 17 Huge Fucking Mansions 16 Holy shit! What the fuck is that?! 15 Breaking Bad Box Cutters 14 Not so Sweet Homes 13 Home Alone Witch Traps 12 RPGMaker Games 11 Completely Expendable People 10 Evil Hobo Parks 9 Bloody Hall Passes 8 Stained Records 7 Cute Cannibals 6 Little Nightmares 5 Craft Mechanics 4 Evil Dead Trees 3 Insane Seizures 2 Big Dumb Cowards and a Blind Woman yelling help me!

[@DevonPalmer98]

I can't wait for the full playthrough of silent hill tomorrow, right guys.

[@DevonPalmer98]

J IA sure evil within 2 wink wink

[@josevasquez7099]

J IA actually they've already got Liam doing that.

[@everettvonscott]

+Jose Vasquez Are you joking or do you think he still works with them?

[@josevasquez7099]

everett von scott I was joking. I'm subbed to Liam's channel.

[@MrNinjaBurger]

They already said it was during a podcast.

[@overheaven8875]

you'd think that after the second death theyd try and move out or something

[@Fjarhultian]

Yeah, I'll teach you some subtle arts! Fling this car through the air with devil-magic!

[@0rriAndroid]

I see Billy is trying to write something even more convoluted than regular time travel stories. Good job???

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Richter The D still makes more sense than omikorn

[@kakoytazabar]

Nah, it's one of the "Everything already happened" time travels. I like them, though.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

(Homestuck reference)

[@Imasuky]

Man Billy is just killing it with these. His logs and the spooky trivia are the scariest thing this year.

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Billy, the concept of time and different realities is endless. One just can't simply kill all versions of yourself.

[@Znijik]

The only difference between Lucius and Trane is that Trane thought he was the hero.

[@darkmega97]

Imagine what would happen if Lucius, Trane and Eric Sparrow hung out

[@bonebard6178]

man i really wish they got the tricycle, perfect for a baby rider joke

[@thunderbee]

We had black face,we've gained white face and now we got burnt face.3:21

[@4Wilko]

Later on there's even crushed face and even sawed face.

[@hoaryu]

Billy's adventure is truly the highlight of the shitstorm.

[@Shotgun_Gospel]

6:00 The satanic equivalent of you showing your parents a crayon drawing and them pretending it's not a bunch of bullshit.

[@punmastamatthew3543]

Lucius is a good boy that did no wrong

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

Lucius: "Nancy, where is my devil suit?" Lucius' mom: "What?" Lucius: "WHERE. IS. MY. DEVIL SUIT?"

[@todd8398]

In The Omen, yes Matt, the parents were a "normal" couple. Damien was adopted.

[@balrogdahomie]

Godspeed, Billy; you’re a better man than I would’ve been. Close the loop. Save the channel.

[@Egalia_1]

Yes, finally the conclusion of the creepiest child in video games. Even if they through out the Devil bit he’d still be terrifying

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

If the character design was a bit better, and maybe he smiled during the deaths, and he actually was a super cute lil shit, he'd be scarier imo

[@goodvillain1015]

Tomorrow is the last Shitstorm. What's it gonna be? Silent Hills? REmake? Letterbox Within 2? The possibilities are endless.

[@pickledparsleyparty]

I'm putting my money on Sidequest Within 2.

[@bronxshogun7089]

Doki Doki Literature Club. I'm calling it.

[@MisanthropicMarxist]

I was hoping for a full LP of the original Silent Hill, but it looks like that's going to have to wait until another year. REmake would be great, though

[@joinsideke]

Evil Within 2

[@everettvonscott]

+Goodvillain 101 Your joke is pretty dumb when the Evil Within 2 doesn't even have forced letterboxing.

[@johjoh4571]

jesus did they have danny elfman do the soundtrack

[@kingofthemoon3063]

I can imagine that if telekinesis was a real thing, it would probably be insanely difficult to do anything with it and it would never work well. It would be like trying to control the physics in a unity game.

[@HeyitsTom999]

King of the Moon or trying to get Billy to upload correctly.

[@sporeceress1465]

Billy's descriptions are so much better than the videos that come with them.

[@roguewolfnoise4082]

Man they have touched on so many games in the shitstorms, even ones they like, and Lucius is such a short game too! Like one or two more parts and I'd be done! I wish they would touch back on some of these games randomly. I'd be the shitstorm of scariness: revengeshits

[@sporeceress1465]

We now return to Pat's Migrating Accents.

[@agnosticartist7144]

hearing Pat say Sum 41 sucks earned that like.

[@TheOutageCouch]

Buffalo Billy never fails to disappoint with his escapes

[@trishadockery6177]

ya'll need to do a full lp of this game, bc ya'll impression of the little boy was funny as hell. i laughed through this hole video. its so funny.

[@AntiNihilist]

You know what? When you think about it, Satan is like the only game tester of all of God's creations. It's not his fault the world is glitchy as fuck right?

[@darrianweathington1923]

Matts gonna take you to splash town and pats gonna drive the bus into the SPLOOSH zone.

[@matthewmitchell9741]

You know you're just here for the adventures of Billy.

[@PureMetalDragon]

No Pat, Sum 41 names comes from the fact that they formed the band on the 41st day of summer. Although another theory is that since all the members of Sum 41 were part of rivals bands at the start, some say that Sum 41 means Sum of 4 into 1

[@everettvonscott]

And they didn't suck at all. Pain for Pleasure is fucking badass.

[@PureMetalDragon]

Their lastest album is actually really good. Brownsound is back

[@annica321]

Man Satan is such a good dad, you'd think that he would be an ass but he's actually a cool dad... Hell he's an even better dad than God himself, I mean God sent his son to earth to die while Satan just sent his son to kill people and chill 10/10 best dad right there

[@-hyphen-21]

Billy will return in Life is Sh*t: Before the Storm

[@cassidyclement5435]

honestly that dudes neck movements at 4:17 were the scariest part of this video

[@RisqueBisquet]

Pat was almost on to something with the doors btw. The hinges have weird jelly physics, so if you collide with the fridge doors straight on, they can slingshot you out of the level.

[@breaksystembse]

Billy! No! You'll be caught in a time paradox! D:

[@karda009]

'THE JANITOR GUY WAS DRUNK' THEY BROUGHT IT BACK

[@inferno232]

The reason that Lucius is the devil's kid in this is because Lucius's blood-grampy made a blood sacrifice or some shit to fulfill THE PROPHECY. He was basically Satan's biggest fanboy.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Playing as fuckin Salim Bradley up in here. Is there gonna be a party at Matt's place again this year?

[@ghostfear2011]

AfroMetalMizu It’s Damien up in here.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Is that a fucking FMA reference????

[@0rriAndroid]

Salim has a way more hype moveset than this

[@thelaughingrouge]

The boys are in rare form tonight.

[@talynhastime9343]

Holy shit, the plot thickens!! Billy!! The mastermind!!!

[@117johnpar]

Full LP of any hitman game maybe? possibly.

[@RisqueBisquet]

Man, fuck that light puzzle. I was stuck on that thing for an entire hour. It's not like it's a hard puzzle, there's just _no_ indication that's what you need to do.

[@Furymgs3]

The lightbulb thing, you mean? I noticed a bloodstain around it in the "introductory cutscene", so I guess that would be your clue, but yeah it's pretty unclear.

[@RisqueBisquet]

I mean, there's actually lots of 'clues', but it's more that everything up until that point is incredibly obvious. The solution could just as easily have been "make him distracted while he's cutting so he cuts off his hand and bleeds out" or something like that. I didn't care too much for this game. Everything about it felt kinda jank. Like my objective was less to solve puzzles, and more figure out what the developers wanted me to do next.

[@Furymgs3]

Yeah, I see what you mean. I see why people are comparing this with Hitman, but honestly it doesn't really click with me. Hitman is all about planning the perfect, most flawless murder, while this... well, you said it yourself, this is just finding out what the devs want you to interact with. This, and I think the game is in poor taste, but that's just my personal opinion. ^^

[@gwynethcloa6694]

Billy??? Are you okay Billy??? We're here if you need someone, Billy?

[@Chaosshrine]

It took me forever to realize the Shitstom intro music is Lady Maria's theme

[@dantr14]

The Sacrifices Billy will make for us.

[@mrman6035]

Godspeed Billy!

[@panzerschreck5159]

I would love to see a playthrough of Lucius 2

[@funfreakingtastic]

this game would be cool as fuck if there was a little more polish on just pretty much everything

[@rogerbabin8175]

Why haven't they done full LP's on this series? As far as Shitstorm 6 is concerned this has been my favorite content.

[@ufofighter16]

Billy was the Shitstorm the ENTIRE TIME!? NANI!?

[@bertthehost]

This video got me to brush my teeth.

[@heytharrkrista]

Bless u McGuffin

[@crazyinsane500]

Is anyone else hyped for that Masquerade LP tomorrow?

[@Durags4u]

I wouldn't mind an LP of this

[@ShimmerFaerie]

Yapapi strap? "The janitor guy was drunk!"? Why are we calling back to the Homecoming and Downpour playthroughs?

[@ilovedragons123]

I think two best friends would get a LOT more views if they just had someone edit and cut their videos.

[@LewdCowboy]

Use your Telekenisis to fuck up everyone in a 10 man lumberjack/handyman yapapai strap match!

[@Ironman1o1]

He fucking bellyflopped himself onto that saw!

[@TheSiegeAndrew]

god to have enough money to not know if THIS bathroom is YOUR bathroom 😭

[@nonm9054]

Shitstorm 6 part 30: The dark turn! Go on Heroes! (Finale 1/2)

[@SuperPrinnyDood]

Matt, there's actually a place called "Splashtown" where I live, its a water park!

[@HalfDemonInuyasha]

Full LP!

[@mercymaddox]

whoa that intro!!!!

[@MalisinECila]

Do you expect me to read that novel, Billy?!

[@mr.bluesky4130]

And this game so far is doing a good job of homaging The Omen and it’s theme of cool satanic kills.

[@brycetonproctor5204]

Bumble Kings play Lucius part II

[@grapesoftime]

No, Damien was adopted... He really is the devil's son, it's a weird change that Lucius made

[@Vicius2004]

Pretty sure getting the face lightly set on fire like that wouldn't be enough to kill a person.

[@urgrannysbf]

THAT TRAIN CONDUCTOR WAS FUCKIN DRUNK

[@ldmt1995]

Maybe if his mother said something other that "brush your teeth gross kid" he wouldn't be killing people.

[@HeyitsTom999]

This game is kind of linear. I would have preferred it with just a little more freedom in how you execute the kills, like Hitman Blood Money. The concept is great though.

[@jacktriesto]

Full LP FULL LP

[@TheTrueShrew]

In The Omen, the baby was switched at birth, and the couple was chosen by the devil because the father had political power / connections. By the end (SPOILERS), Damien is in custody of the US President, beginning his path to Antichristy-ness. This game kinda has that angle, since the father is in politics.

[@blah3189]

I like the Lucien Game Boy

[@LenkyLad]

If only they had played it for longer they would've caught sight of that incredibly awkward sex scene that'll happen.

[@Zekaz_Nohea]

billy Billy BILLY!!!

[@ironicugandan5826]

Man.... Fuck old electrical systems if that's how they react during a lightning storm

[@Wanderer_of_Sol]

I've always hated how this game was basically a shittier version of those murder puzzle flash games from back in the golden age of Newgrounds.

[@haloboz]

13 people forgot to brush their teeth.

[@AtomicFire41]

Oh shit, one more day. What's Big Bill got in store for us next?

[@Marsson90]

Aw yeah. Time for some crappy third rate Omen ripoff!

[@hairypancake]

Lucius wishes it was third-rate...

[@-Gurza-]

So if God is an omnipotent being who can literally will reality into existence, how is the Devil even a problem? I hate religious plot holes..

[@Balzhag]

PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS ARE DOING EVIL WITHIN 2 PLEEEASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@AroAceEnbyTaste]

I still want a full fuckin play though.