Short Guy Problems (ft. Kugo) - GOONS #5

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[@Kugo]

ITS D&D TIME BOIIS

[@Yaboimiles22]

Love you kugo

[@raidenhober9388]

Me to

[@ArthurGiuliani]

make McNasty be a Dwarven Bard...

[@jameshay668]

I'm up for a game!

[@xerosilvrmun]

Heck yes uwu nuzzles

[@kuriously_kurious]

Soups biggest insecurity is being the father to his sisters child

[@soup]

That’s something to be proud of

[@gamesfan290]

@@soup spoken like a true Southerner

[@LilWillforChrist1998]

@@soup Calm down Montgomery Gentry. 😂😂😂

[@Milsolen]

@@soup incest is wincest hell yea brother

[@zlac]

Don't you mean NOT being the father?

[@Carlos14253]

Its amazing how the podcast is more consistent than Dooo's upload schedule.

[@colossallotus7082]

Is consistent what you meant

[@Carlos14253]

@@colossallotus7082 Yeah...words are hard.

[@tysonrevolorio3577]

Editing is harder than just talking for an hour then uploading

[@colossallotus7082]

@@Carlos14253 Understandable, have a nice day

[@Carlos14253]

@@tysonrevolorio3577 Bro, its a joke...I understand it takes time for people to edit.

[@chip_chibo]

mcnasty: "this is so sad" me: *laughs hysterically*

[@Neon1880]

Short guy stuff huh? Mcnasty casually being 6’8...

[@imvryblind]

Tall pog

[@angelortega8276]

I forgot that he was that tall

[@delanjello]

Thought he was 5’9

[@ch1nos_119]

Don’t Subscribe yeah he’s 6’7 or 6’8, he’s said it a few times. It’s pretty wild

[@Manlikegibbon]

You mean 7'4"?

[@khye1642]

Genuinely thought TheDooo was 5’2, and then when they said he’s 5’9 and that he’s taller than me, I got super depressed

[@dwooddalegend1765]

Dooo is one inch taller than me

[@SlippyS3raphim]

He's got 5 inches more than me dammit

[@zlac]

5'9 is exactly 69 inches, it's really not bad. It's exactly the average USA male height. Initially I thought he's much shorter and that's why he's still a virgin, but he's actually taller than many of my colleagues and they're all married with kids so... Also, Madison Beer is 5'4.

[@Davidofthelost]

I’m 5’7 last time I measured, and I’m one of the tallest in my whole family on both sides.

[@thephantom8885]

@@SlippyS3raphim a fellow 5'4 male

[@seady.bidness]

The awkward silence is deafening, but the conversations are genuinely appealing

[@itsmeventus]

doo: "I just want more time." i don't know why but that hit me hard.

[@nick_4972]

Can’t wait for episode 6 of the GØØNS podcast next year my friending.

[@kellen4671]

Accurate

[@murk92]

Bet you didnt even finish this episode yet.....

[@jab3440]

Way to true

[@oatmeal2211]

@@murk92 its impossible

[@savagebeast7609]

hehe, I was 69

[@freyaschenberg1225]

was literally just complaining that there wasn't anything to watch, and then this shows up. we love that :')

[@davisguilbert7265]

But you don't watch this... you listen

[@youfailed3089]

@@davisguilbert7265 🙄🙄

[@gifu6259]

69 likes

[@tobykrehbiel7123]

I bet you smell like boiled eggs

[@juliuskingsley4434]

I feel like thedooo is just slowly testing the waters before he comes out of the closet 0:54

[@iclipzzy7135]

Just peeking his head out of the closet to test his limits.

[@RetroCat969]

Says the FBI

[@kch8524]

Slowly? Have you seen any of their channels?

[@killerkia741]

just poking his hand out there to see if he gets shot.

[@Salamosalay]

He’s just joking

[@haiqalrazahar1032]

DnD with Mcnasty,Kugo,Soup and Dooo. I need this in my life. Who's with me

[@cmtall6213]

that would be EPIC

[@pichipurinsesu]

Who'd DM though?... Decisions decisions 😆

[@aaronvillegas7681]

Nah, they're not the type.

[@sufferfish4033]

@@pichipurinsesu Kugo

[@SaintsbroGaming]

Im so down for that

[@themoonproject1367]

Soo the DnD group is as follows: The Dooo: Is a cottage cheese lookin Hobbit Mcnasty: gassy giant in his human form Soup: Ballsy in the sticks local who trash talks the dungeon master Kugo: Dungeon master who trys to get the Hobbit Dooo laid by a troll.

[@markbaltazar6916]

"What's a floppy disc? Wrong answers only." Me: It's a pop tart for computers.

[@bryanhartley4023]

A bologna slice for a computer

[@iffychaparito9321]

I thought it was a retarted chicken

[@Bappster420]

its a thicc image for computers

[@pandacorn3187]

Isn't it a dildo for computers

[@emofems]

It comes in sizes of 9", 6" and 3" and you could fit 24 photoshop installs on 24 disks.

[@Pengulin]

Im going to sleep to this podcast and get nightmares.

[@vitamix5345]

I'm doing the same thing

[@butyumean3830]

No you will be watching them talking about this

[@Mclovin0329]

Mcnasty: floppy disc sounds dirty. Me thinking: “wanna see me insert this floppy disc.”

[@Vivien_Sz]

“Kids can be cruel” And that’s why I dislike them, a lot

[@adamrhoads1521]

When I was 10 I hated any kid under 8.

[@bobdamagestic85]

@@adamrhoads1521 at all ages I hated anybody under 12

[@dellbelphine304]

I hate any kid of any age

[@butyumean3830]

@@bobdamagestic85 I hated the teachers and the kids

[@nourishinglotion334]

I hate kids that act like twats. But I don't go out of my way to hate on a child.

[@freyaschenberg1225]

about one minute in, and today's first gay joke has already been made. not even surprised.

[@gamesfan290]

and by who else than Dooo?

[@alienalias2014]

thank god for mcnasty for always starting up a conversation whenever they get quiet

[@Queenie_Plays_]

Yes!!

[@eternallyotaku1289]

When my dad would listen to radio talk shows I never understood it. This podcast, exists: I need new skechers to mow my lawn

[@np_567]

Hello my friendings, I am glad to see the podcast yes yes...

[@silverrey7379]

My friend🎶

[@gamesfan290]

@@silverrey7379 what do you want my friend?🎶

[@silverrey7379]

@@gamesfan290 My friend, I just want this to be continued my frieeeeend 🎶

[@gamesfan290]

@@silverrey7379 my friend, please just buy a slurpee!🎶

[@silverrey7379]

@@gamesfan290 my friend, I'll take twooooo 🎶

[@stevenwynter711]

Why does McNasty sound so intellectual and smart on the podcast kind of weird😎😎👍🏾😔

[@gamesfan290]

his intelligence is like a lightbulb. sometimes it's on, sometimes it's not

[@emofems]

Well if you don't always have to put 100% of the mask of a guy making fun of himself, there is a possibility that some intellect bleeds through 🙈. I love it, like in every goofball friend of mine who's done this since school years ❤️.

[@TrentFalkenrath]

Defense mechanism for depression... man, I felt that...

[@Serge_12345]

One thing to have, but everyone else gets 10x that amount. *me sitting on the toilet* Me: Diarrhea

[@silverrey7379]

*Me just sitting on a chair* Hemorrhoids

[@awesomepossum8087]

What about 10 billion barrels of oil?

[@poopy-balls69]

Honestly mine would be ignorance

[@andrewwilson6407]

cyanide

[@dakotawilliford75]

They seriously NEED to both collab musically, and have a DnD session.

[@MegaExo]

It's satisfying and weird to go from yelling and cracking jokes on siege to just having a chill talk in a podcast

[@kingreptilian9667]

The dooo can have a reder neck than soup

[@novemberoscar98]

Thems fightin words right der!

[@lucifershoe2778]

nobri98 made me think a lil bit

[@AshBlossomWorshiper]

I love that this went from The goons ft Kugo to Kugo ft the goons

[@Pengulin]

5,9 is considered tall here in SG. Im 6.1(183cm) and my head hits the top of busses and trains. Come here and your confidence will go through the roof.

[@Dalejrandsr88]

What does SG stand for?

[@Pengulin]

@@Dalejrandsr88 Singapore

[@Dalejrandsr88]

Pengulin gotcha. I didn’t realize the people were shorter on average there

[@gagesullivan8693]

Dang I’m like 6ft 4 I think I’d have a rough time there

[@chipznmusic]

On that topic of bullies becoming friends. Pretty much all of my best friends now are the people I bullied in school. Over time I realized they were more into the things I liked (music, computers, and specific games) than my current friends at the time. So slowly we started hanging out and talking more and more. Now we're friends for life. Crazy how that works.

[@mr_dale4657]

Doo: " I'm average height" Me thinking to myself: so is swagger but shit he still short. Also me: I'm average height.

[@ThaKellis]

No swagger is like 5'7

[@youfailed3089]

@@ThaKellis that's more along the lines of average if you ask me.

[@mr_dale4657]

@@ThaKellis damn. I being called out. I ain't got nothing. So you win.

[@ThaKellis]

@@youfailed3089 oh yee

[@ThaKellis]

@@mr_dale4657 nah didn't mean that I mean I'm 5'9 so I'm average

[@tomashood9823]

If I could go back in time I would go to the 1940s and be a war photographer

[@duckmeat4674]

If I could go back in time to the 40s I'd just keep promoting segregation tbh, let's keep it up longer

[@_theporkchopexpress]

I’d go back in time to grab Jesus, Mohammed & Buddha, bring them back and have a long podcast

[@sscooops7095]

6’3 gang imagines being any inch of 5 foot lmao

[@sscooops7095]

hairline I fear you

[@dellbelphine304]

Imagine being any inch of 6 foot. *laughs in 7’4*

[@youfailed3089]

@@dellbelphine304 *laughs in knowing you're only 5'6 due to your other comment*

[@dellbelphine304]

You Failed *uh shut up*

[@altdooby]

Imagine caring about height. Hahah jk. Idc. Me rn: *Starts beeathing heavily*

[@jpaulgettyproductions]

“Rust was so innovative” *Has “ARK: Survival Evolved” flashbacks*

[@thegreatjimbini600]

I would love to hear these guys play DnD, it would be absolutely GLORIOUS

[@fruppyoffline6774]

I just want you guys to know that these podcasts make me so happy and bring me so much joy I even relisten to them when im trying to sleep or just in the car or just bored you guys are the best

[@PrometheusEpimetheus]

When you do things like pace and fidget, in adhd circles it's called "stemming" (normal people do it too), it's something to cut down on outside distractions. You fidget so your attention only bounces between the conversation and pacing, rather than getting distracted by something that requires more than your secondary attention span. Edit: a good example of this is how the community probably listens to this podcast. How many of you actually sit here and watch the screen when the podcast plays as opposed to game grinding, cleaning, fiddling on your phone etc. Listening to music while doing homework could be put into this category as well, even though stemming is usually associated with physical actions.

[@freyaschenberg1225]

ngl i appreciate yall talking about insecurities a LOT. it's really comforting hearing typically macho/dudebro dudes talk about it, even if yall are joking around with it. really appreciate it 🙌🏻 i definitely think kugo was a great guest for this!

[@NeanderthalJoe]

I'd go back in time, probably sixty thousand years ago to see how a group of Neanderthals would hunt a mammoth.

[@DAndreClyburn9982]

15:03 as soon as he said TacoBell I laughed because I'm about to order me a beef burrito meal from TacoBell on Postmates LMAOOO.

[@MytxMix]

Me: "haha short ass" Also me: *5'2*

[@dellbelphine304]

“Short ass”

[@supremecaffeine2633]

Damn, that's the average height of a Japanese woman.

[@assumingtrash6853]

Supreme Caffeine he’s prolly young, but if he’s full grown that’s short then.

[@therealsmugone]

A year supply of food so everyone else has 10 years of food, world hunger solved

[@pugmuggin5767]

nobody trippin that Ethan was soups bully? lmao

[@moderatelysizedbird8923]

I love their normal content but it's so nice hearing them talk about normal things with each other like friends

[@joshstromberg1403]

Floppy discs were basically giant sd card with like a gig of space on it

[@TSotP]

I know this is an old comment, but floppy discs only had 1.44Mb of space... And last week I bought my kids a 512Gb microSD that is half the size of a stamp, for less than $30... It's crazy how far technology has come

[@joshstromberg1403]

@@TSotP times have really changed, we are getting outdated at this point😂

[@TSotP]

@@joshstromberg1403 not yet, I reckon I have about 2 console generations yet before all the kids leave me in the dust and I'm just a confused old man. From literally tapes and 5½ floppies, to downloading your photo-realistic games magically through the air in less time than it took to boot up that Commodore 64

[@joshstromberg1403]

@@TSotP I still if i have time will boot up my old sega, atari, or dreamcast because i miss the old games

[@snoopycat5828]

Soup saying he loves Slipknot is the highlight of my month💫💫

[@D4RKxW0LF3]

Hearing Kugo is into D&D made me strangely happy. Kinda unexpected

[@Geb_Official]

First podcast I've ever heard talk about both Iron Maiden and one of my favorite Liquid Tension Experiment songs, SO glad I listened to this episode. I've needed this!

[@samuelmoua9064]

This one was on Spotify before it was on KZbin, Noice

[@DouglasStevens0521]

I love having Kugo on this. He gets so deep

[@gavturgoose1427]

Mcnasty’s burps make my flopp disk into a hard drive :0

[@humanteddy]

Damn, I ain't even in my channel picture and Mcnasty figured out I'm ugly. I HAVE ASCENDED!!!!!

[@bestpiss]

Happiness isn’t the best answer, a lot of food is the best answer

[@FirstNameLastName-nc6po]

Watching this in the pitch-dark at 4:30 in the morning eating Cool ranch Doritos, life is good.

[@roasie8102]

I would pay to listen and to the Goons play DND. I am so interested to see what they would come up with!

[@somberlainnn9883]

Mcnasty: "if you could have whatever you wanted in the world, but everyone has 10x the amount, what would it be" Me: Taxes

[@Voodoo_2130]

Please come back to Vegas, it hasn’t rained in so long.

[@dietdiego]

i cant remember the last time it rained here honestly

[@Thunderchicken69]

That McDonald’s movie was filmed partly in my hometown of Thomaston Georgia, the McDonald’s in the movie was actually a BBQ drive in that opened in 1953 called Piggy Park, it actually has decent food, they’ve been in the same building for all those years.

[@jambiejambles]

Dude I also pace around my house so much and I don't even know why I do it lol

[@RainTheTarnished]

man playing dark souls and farming while listening to your guys's podcasts feels good

[@ethanlipsie959]

BRUH Dooo, you and me are both a part of the sour cream army

[@foreverinflux]

Awesome podcast as usual guys hope they become more frequent ❤️

[@unskilledshark]

I would take a hoverboard. Everyone can have 10 hoverboards.

[@nobodyisred]

42:37 Charlie brown be like hey box head you mean block head

[@ang3l738]

I know indeed what a floppy disk is. It's the most un ergonomic disk ever. It's like a DVD with forskin

[@bigfrog7629]

The first podcast I have watched fully

[@heereez]

rip blarg he was tired of being the person who did all the work for the podcast

[@YurtFerguson]

Literally my oldest friend that I'd had throughout my life started off as a kid that used to screw around with me on the playground. I just lost him late last year in a plane crash

[@plutoziummmmm]

Sorry to hear that, man. Hope you're doing well.

[@mvl7400]

Me seeing this title: *Laughs in Dutch*

[@NoHoleBagel]

These podcast are great I listen to them at night while I do homework super relaxing and funny

[@jj_but_on_youtube]

My biggest insecurity is that I watch this podcast

[@beshoybarsoum3856]

Mcnasty's D&D character: Adwarf the gassy dwarf

[@robertmerrill8918]

Yes most of us know what a floppy disk is.

[@skizzleswag5754]

34:00 - The answer! Because subconsciously your mind is anxious. When your on the phone with someone your mind is still looking for the body language to put with the verbal conversation. Hope this helps! :)

[@Kikieuph]

I don’t want to leave my city because it’s the only place I can feel somewhat tall being 5’9

[@tubaboyfacea55yuhh13]

Love these podcasts. Keep them up and love you guys

[@louispaese3449]

I’ve never had a floppy disk but I know what it is

[@cameronlee7591]

FINALLY, I’ve been waiting too long for this!

[@tylerolson4261]

I'd go back and eat the McRib

[@reactionzforyou2675]

34:50 Mcnasty: I think another good topic would be *thinking noises* Is there something you're super passionate about that's not obvious? Like obviously for Dooo it would be guitar. For me it would be guitar the_dooo: Yea Mcnasty: For soup it would be--*gets interrupted by The_Dooo* The_Dooo: For obvious thing-- Mcnasty: Like driving a truck i dunno *inaudible speech* Mcnasty: Things you're passionate about that's not really obvious Like you just have this one secret thing that you just f***ing love doing that nobody else knows about *moment of silence* The_Dooo: Alright next topic All: *laughs*

[@reactionzforyou2675]

47:28. You're welcome

[@tomgurran4870]

About the fries situation: KFC changed to skin on fries and i Haven't had it since because i DESPISE skin on fries

[@WOJOxDEAGLEZ]

Rhode Island shoutout! My high school had us do country line dancing in the winter for PE...

[@maximusth.602]

When McNasty was talkin about getting bullied for his weight I was trying to think how big exactly. Like we talking grizzy big or like a little over the edge

[@BigUnc893]

Probably not that big grizzy doesnt seem that big

[@ego3392]

Love the podcast can’t wait to see blarg in the next one!

[@haggardwashere262]

Needed this to distract me from my depression even if for a little bit.

[@Mike-xj9kl]

I wish that wss a lie but same

[@whenpicklesfly3873]

I freaking love this podcast

[@forever-fm1rw]

I'm shorter than everyone on this podcast and I could care less.

[@aaronvillegas7681]

Facts.

[@-_--vj9ln]

Short

[@SamuelRTv]

I love that kugo is back soooooooo much We need him in more videos

[@KingOfTheCrows-xj7bb]

Last time I was this early people were planning on raiding area 51.

[@Kieran_OPC]

55:00 i get this its actually to the point i dont want to really invest into the next gen consoles, the games have never felt less emerssive imo. The last game i truely loved was probably mw2

[@Bbgrizzy]

Hello my friending

[@darkakatsuki]

this podcast is so underrated

[@lisafaircloth816]

me: -_- another goon podcast: exists also me: ().()

[@eligroce418]

Listening to this podcast makes me think how much I want to be friends with y’all from how much we have in common

[@Narutokun1545]

Was that guy Ethan, Soup?

[@joeycampbell940]

Yes

[@hallowedjuggler350]

I gotta throw my hat into a few of these questions like if I could go back in time I would go back to the point in time where the Library of Alexandria was still around and keep it going and not lost to a fire (or whatever caused it to disappear from history) to see if by 2020 we would be more advanced or not

[@eradac]

“no good games to play”. i guess they don’t know about gtfo

[@dhirendullabh8868]

I'm old (24 this year) and I love you guys content. My fav is Blarg, Soup, Mcnasty and the doo. And about the floppy disk. Funny story. I'm in 2021. I'm listwn to this podcast and you guys ask about the disk. No cap I look to my right and next to me on my desk is a floppy disk. 😅🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@expiredpotato9468]

Ohhhh my friending

[@gianttheworldender914]

My biggest insecurity is my sasquatch walk.