Karen Experiences - GOONS #6

[@BlargMyShnoople]

don't forget to like the podcast so we can be #5 in Somalia

[@imvryblind]

That would be épico

[@phonkequinox2602]

Does somalia even have internet?

[@uncleboobs625]

i hope so

[@mr.loganwagner344]

@King Laffey why so mad?

[@uncleboobs625]

@King Laffey buy a 9mm and use it

[@thomasmartin2900]

I love how matt says “they would lynch the ceo of taco bell” and they are completely unbothered😂

[@m00nyin82]

Because the Mexican tacos are the real stuff! F*cking big chip covering my fajitas.

[@trexnibbles7135]

They thought atleast he didnt say blacks

[@trouthunterdude6553]

Taco bell is the and that was on the video for me

[@zh6814]

This is basically a normal video without Seige in the background

[@lavender1394]

@@DensonGames I mean, it's a popular opinion to many so I don't think it's copying. Also don't be a Grammar Nazi.

[@mr.loganwagner344]

@@DensonGames K cool...

[@liamthomas9622]

LEG u still waiting for that $6 ?

[@zh6814]

@@liamthomas9622 Too lazy to change it again

[@soviet_mayo]

@@DensonGames Sooo? u want a fucking cookie?

[@zh6814]

#1 Podcast to the Special Ed class

[@SenpapiRick]

I had a Karen experience when I was working at walmart LOL the ATM mechanic came in to fix the machine, and this Karen's cart was in the way, so the ATM mechanic moved it to side. Karen got upset that he touched her cart so she takes the broom she was gonna buy out her cart and smacked the mechanic in the back of the head with it and screams then walked out the store

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

yeessh why do they exist? 🤦

[@briggsagoon2476]

That's like everyday for me...

[@kaield4763]

Pickle Rick

[@glikcat]

senpapi karen moments

[@alexanderdouglass2981]

I don't know how that mechanic didn't hit that bitch back.

[@carbivores9367]

Yall should get Dooo's tribe leader on the show

[@TheQuriousAudio]

I second that

[@Saralduin]

Yes

[@mr.loganwagner344]

Petition under this reply:

[@the_rehart223]

Yessir

[@ouioui8280]

That would be a sight to see

[@tobiaskoning115]

McNasty's braincells have been social distancing for a long time

[@modestpelicangaming8095]

nah they gt covid and died

[@kr1on1c__65]

Modest pelican gaming 😂 true

[@sebastianlopez6225]

Had to unlike cause it’s at 69

[@carll02alire]

My brain doesn't comply with social distancing because there's just one cell in there.

[@davecrupel2817]

Lmfao 😂

[@kaihayashida5628]

For those that don’t know: The thumbnail happened in my town. This guy was parked in a stall, and his engine was on. The woman (in the thumbnail) was waiting for the stall, and saw that he was in the car with his engine on, and had no desire of reversing. She ended up calling the cops on him for doing that, and she started making a big scene over it. Edit: She was caught on video cursing everyone out. The video was posted on Instagram, and multiple people found out that she worked at a school as a kindergarten teacher. The school was flooded with complaints and she was fired from her job. Her real name is Lisa Platt, but she’s widely known in my state as “Hilo Karen”

[@mr.loganwagner344]

Hahaha

[@sweetcheeks160]

what state you in?

[@kaihayashida5628]

dr. doofenshmirtz Hawaii

[@abdullahzafar2023]

oh god, and I wanted to go to Hawaii for a vacation once in my life but if the Karens got there first, nvm then

[@Aidan-uq5xf]

dr. doofenshmirtz hows the latest invention going along

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

(Audible) *Burp Counter* {for Science} McNasty: 2 Soup: 3 Note: Farts flew under the radar, except for 1.

[@mattheafoo5077]

You guys should do face cams but dooo’s cam should be his Omegle cam and mcnasty should just be a box that he drew on

[@kr1on1c__65]

I agree

[@abdullahzafar2023]

please do it lol, just think of the clickbait( "Showing Our Faces Podcast")

[@Penguin5238]

Nah mcnasty should just actually wear a cardboard box with eyes and mout holes

[@fdbk2ys]

You won’t believe it

[@Gingerlylemur58]

Man predicted the future

[@V.ctis.]

Nobody: Blarg: just use a shotgun

[@shadow112___]

Person : "I should go to the doctor, my head hurts bad" Blarg : "my friend, use shotgun"

[@doublechinB]

Kurt cobain be like

[@blender3935]

@@shadow112___ me at the abortion clinic

[@thefatsidecharacter2874]

Ahh yes my favorite HEDEN HODEN podcast

[@mrbird3816]

Goat spaghetti

[@canja_3]

Borden horden heden hoden.

[@vitamix5345]

heden hoden

[@mrbird3816]

Hoden Hoden

[@Nevo185]

Hoden is testicles in German btw

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

26:36 as a cat Mom myself, I can confirm that. 😌 Random thing, but I've noticed that when you allow them to grow and get accustomed to litter boxes, they eventually lose that natural swiping paw motion. 🤷‍♀️

[@JixNull]

One of my cat is mentally retarded and fail to "hide the shit" but trying so hard...... My other cat make hole down to China to hide it

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

@@JixNull haha what? Ok😅

[@Saint-14s-Shadow]

Not even a minute in and I'm already hearing about eating cooked goat from a random guy in a Sam's Club parking lot... I see why this podcast is rated so highly in Somalia.

[@Nut_slamma]

I fall asleep to the podcast because I feel weird alone and i find this pretty comforting. I know it sounds sad

[@thestiffsock7535]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE 🥺

[@toreythefox1603]

I felt called out with the remark about going to sleep while listening to whitechapel 😂

[@fluffinsquirrels]

Big feels

[@joeredcorn4952]

Blarg: " I don't think anybody like, eats goats honestly." Well I guess that means you don't know any Mexicans

[@blakebazaldua12]

I'm Mexican and I've never seen anyone eat a goat

[@regs_uwu]

Blake Bazaldua same lol

[@matthewtroncoso9825]

I was thinking that the whole time

[@herbyc608]

Mexican and don't know anything about eating goats

[@regs_uwu]

iFrosty right?😂 what kind of mexicans he taking bout?

[@daringee881]

Should of grabbed a smoker at Sams Club while getting the goat.

[@diabetic4827]

As a fellow Somali your podcast is actually #7 under the pirate soap opera

[@user-yy7tw9hv9n]

Huh the more you know

[@kylegamer2113]

50:35 i was literally speeding down the highway in gta 5 while you said this XD

[@Mclovin0329]

Me only having time to listen to this at night and slowly falling asleep. McNasty: DOES IT SOUND LIKE IM IN YOUR EAR”

[@liamthomas9622]

Where the audio listeners who’ve already heard this at?

[@themlgpotato3]

Let's goo!!

[@WispyWarrior268]

Yup

[@the_senate6689]

Yessur

[@krydala7650]

Currently binging my way through the podcast and I just wanted to say thanks. Feels less lonely when I listen to all of you. I mean it. Thank you all.

[@snwfx5295]

Feel that man... I just watch 1-2 every day, so I always got company!

[@blakestevenson2535]

7:46 I'm gonna pretend like I don't fall asleep to Whitechapel or other metal and deathmetal bands

[@alpha0795]

"I dont think anyone eats goat" Nigerians have entered the chat

[@killersopinion1829]

So have a few southern folks I know. Goat is delicious when cooked/smoked correctly.

[@Dumilozo]

Killer's Opinion I’m pretty sure it’s common in quite a few parts of the world, Eastern Europeans eat them too, but to a bunch of Americans it must be weird

[@yadayada4690]

Jamaican curry goat 😋

[@ThaHerkerDerkerKid]

Its strange to hear who eats goat, aussies eat it all the time. Supermarkets here have them on hand

[@jaidattadada1203]

So Has Indians, Mutton (goat) curry, Mutton (goat) Biryani. Yummy 😋

[@Reed_Richard4]

The number one podcast in Pakistan my people back home are enjoying this

[@canja_3]

Blarg is the only reason it's #1 in Pakistan.

[@anasshahid7503]

Nope. This too good for the masses over here. :D

[@harrisonmishler616]

The fuk jotaro doin here. He do be viben doe

[@Reed_Richard4]

@@harrisonmishler616 i do be vibin

[@ln7929]

It's probably because they make fun of indians 🇮🇳

[@B_Nice916]

Funny true story, my ex and I used to always just chill on her bed and I used to put on soup a lot, mainly the second channel vids too but sometimes when we would do the nasty I’d look up to just see and hear soup scream and I actually started laughin a couple times. That was one of my peaks in life I think

[@OneNationUnderPug]

Fighting Mcnasty is like fighting the Colossal Titan but instead of steam he uses burps.

[@EB-xl6db]

9:30 nah. You just don't get enough sleep during basic, AIT, and in the shit. You just learn to grab 15 minutes wherever. I remember watching Deadliest Catch, and they'd sleep for like a half hour every few hours. It's sometimes like that in the service. Rah.

[@SenpaiJabu]

"Meth is the OG VR Headset change my mind" -Blarg, 2020

[@cobrastrike1491]

can confirm i have slept multiple times while listening to your podcast and whitechapel lol

[@FrostbiteP1ano]

I ran a red light listening to this. Im not joking I was actually driving, zoned out and missed a red light

[@sickkk522]

The four horseman of all the disabilities

[@TheDeathFireGaming]

You know as a kid dooo experimented with animals in a different way... 👀

[@grantshumaker6672]

Does this mean he's been lying to us about being a virgin

[@Cybetrexs]

@@grantshumaker6672 no, only humans count and only if you get more than three pumps, or so a kid from my old college said.

[@monicajegang8694]

I feel safe listening to you guys while sleeping because I like hearing people talking while I’m going to sleep

[@cashflowcatalist]

I like how every time blarg is laughing titles say [music]😂😂🤦

[@chris---]

what i love about your conversations is everything you talk about is what I and the boys used to discuss in senior. it's great, need to get politicians on this and ask them how when they fall asleep and realize they are tense

[@squeeze2334]

me being a southern virgin that sleeps all day and is 1/4 arab 👁💧👄💧👁

[@xx_penelope_x6192]

I fall asleep to the podcast occasionally and or your videos because I can't sleep without noise. And also your humor is my favorite. It also takes me over an hour to fall asleep. More recently though I've been falling asleep with the sound of my fans.

[@w4ro7]

Just imagine soup getting caught with 20 chicken nuggets in his pocket

[@RossOnlyCans]

My biggest karen moment was when i was going on a walk, and i was listining to some ghetto ass song out loud (cause i literally dont give a shit), and this woman has the nerve to say "How old are you?? where are your parents??" And I legit said "Lady im 14 years old and my parents are at my home, dont tell me what to listen to in my free time"

[@calvinboyd9139]

I think the dooo should do a cover of the Beatles Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

[@aaronvillegas7681]

Not until he makes a cover of some Frank Sinatra or Elvis Presley. Everyone has been asking for it.

[@DylanDaManiac798]

I wanna hear Blarg say, "Don't mess with The Goonies Looney Tooney's!" Then hear Soup do a pirate ARGH

[@pjbq1237]

I literally fell asleep to this playing and I just woke up

[@agoat7688]

I know this is commented a lot but I legit fell asleep last time you uploaded a podcast. I didn’t even technically finish it but idk where I fell asleep at so here I am to fall asleep to this lol

[@aarond5570]

Can we get a compilation of Matt saying “Bizarre”?

[@diab3ticninja]

Mcnasty talking about falling asleep to the podcast is like falling asleep to Whitechapel which is something I actually do lol

[@NorsoGodlyy]

Note to everyone reading the comments. Don’t eat while listening to the podcast.

[@Itzyahbo1]

I'm.eating rn

[@festivalboat9068]

Im eating soup

[@Itzyahbo1]

@Oderint Dum Metuant 1312 haha gay joke

[@mintsamich]

im eating cinnamon bread n water n crispy

[@Twwinzer]

The reason I listen to you guys before I sleep is because I can fall asleep to people talking. That’s all this stuff is is talking so it’s like an insta sleep-inator

[@ryota_kun_desu]

>Only hand Me who washes with a bidet: Sure.

[@ManWithNoFilter]

The only podcast that I enjoy listening to

[@sslide_trickyy]

I am offended, my father is a lawyer, I'll sue you!!!

[@westonbott984]

It is amazing the amount of times you guys have almost blown the speakers in my work van as I scramble to turn the volume down 🤣🤣👌

[@TH1RT33N13]

WHEN YOU REALIZE THE GOONS CHANNEL IS GONNA HAVE MORE SUBS THAN BLARG SOON

[@dirtygruntz]

bro i fall asleep to your videos all the time. any time im tired i put you guys on or swagger or fitz.

[@Manlikegibbon]

You guys are the third highest in all of Antartcia.

[@fearsomeviking3223]

Ah yes after borat finished his movie he went back to Kazakhstan and listened to the gøøns podcast

[@joeymiller5331]

I've had goat burgers before, they're great. Got them from my neighbors goat farm

[@chillshawty9544]

Go home joey.

[@joeymiller5331]

@@chillshawty9544 but I am home

[@CosmicSteph]

Ah yes, sugar, spice and bath water. The ingredients professor Utonium mixed together to create Belle Delphine

[@ln7929]

Don't forget chemical simp

[@rossharper1983]

I fall asleep within minutes of hitting the pillow, snoore like an ogre and automatically wake up after 6 hours for a piss (older age lol)

[@justasnail2431]

Been waitin for this

[@USSR-ee2em]

I found the name for a male Karen it has to be Ken

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Barbie disagrees. But, I think it's perfect !

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

Male Karens actually already have a name. Kevin

[@Cybetrexs]

@@XG-OFFICIAL-59 callmekevin would like a word with you.

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

@@Cybetrexs lmao. sadly, thats their official name

[@alexcharles4943]

Love how they said you don’t eat goats cause they useful for milk and cheese, all the while cows are getting depressed for being left out

[@mr.loganwagner344]

I swear, these people really wait every second of everyday to say a word: first

[@delixmariner9138]

First, just kidding.

[@N3verFam0us]

First

[@christo6360]

20,457th

[@StMargorach]

I'm about to go to sleep listening to this podcast

[@adamgoth9924]

Bro what’s up with Blarg always bringing up shotguns? Is that a red flag?! 😂

[@prestonyoung9386]

I love when they talk about people driving and I'm always driving while listening and I'm definitely speeding

[@Bryan-fg5gz]

I hope this podcast still goes on until I’m 16 so when I drive to like McDonald’s or anything I can listen to this and feel like a young adult listening to radio stations.

[@whenpicklesfly3873]

Bro I always look forward to these, love these guys

[@AshBlossomWorshiper]

2:20 In Nigeria, we do eat goat meat. I dont like it cause of the texture, but yeah.

[@ln7929]

Ever tried cow tongue

[@CaptinBean261]

I'm out in public and I started busting out laughing and people are very concerned.

[@VinylGames]

I feel like the Dooo is TheOdd1sOut and I don't know why

[@adrenaljne3815]

except they sound different James's voice is higher than the dooo's

[@nalcednitro9874]

@@adrenaljne3815 Agreed

[@professorbackshots]

the fact I really do fall asleep to yall's video lmao. Yall's voices are kinda soothing ngl

[@chillshawty9544]

Ya asleep yet?

[@Solarjolt]

I said "IEDeez nutz" IRL at the same time McNasty did and it was such a homie moment. I felt like one of the guys

[@UnfollowedRebel]

50:27 Just hit a clip in Rocket League while I was listening to this I need more bits like this please

[@ronnieboikold7977]

i literally laughed the whole the video

[@tatyana6856]

This podcast was too funny😂😂 I truly enjoy spending my hour watching this!

[@mrsimp5632]

Listen we are going to put water in water

[@cambriasipprell]

No one : Dooo: “ only hand”

[@JKing-mj6yv]

oh blarg and soup’s background color changes

[@Shortbuscommandr]

I think they all change but ion know Edit:your right nvm

[@lucienpavone3443]

“i don’t think anyone eats goat” *haiti and jamaica have entered the chat*

[@morbid9142]

The most annoying thing is when people bite down on the fork and sheath a sword in their mouth

[@kr1on1c__65]

OMG YES

[@hannasummers4771]

This is the most accurate description

[@eskel4743]

My teeth hate it tbh

[@tkbwanfor8098]

22:20 Nah, you gotta; Wake up, grab beer, grab rear, shave beard, put on some scene gear btw, no clue what the context is, zoned out for most of that until i heard mcnasty say wake up

[@thestiffsock7535]

This comment gave me nostalgia so BADDD

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

Why do people keep falling asleep during this and they say "wake up!"?

[@arno7510]

The military doesn't "teach" people to fall asleep though. If you exercise for more than 8 hours a day and get barely enough sleep and food (in order to push your limits in combat), you'll be able to sleep in an instant too.

[@serpicopiu3591]

*instant

[@Cybetrexs]

I dont think the "military" teach them, the soldiers teach each other. One guy learns, who teaches another guy, so on so forth. Helps your energy when you fall asleep in as little time as possible when youre up and at em at 4am

[@l3v1890]

When I went to the Dominican republic they served "roast beef" but when I asked the guy that worked there, he said since they have a shortage of beef it was actually goat. It tastes fairly similar just less fatty

[@ALillithStory]

I can confirm, people sleep to this podcast I am one of them

[@nicofraijo2420]

Soup: I wanna get to 70 Also soup later in the podcast # some number: I don't wanna be 30

[@WvS94]

Do you guys know that Madison Beer was performing at the 2018 League of Legends world championship final opening ceremony?

[@alibalaghi8442]

#1 podcast in my heart.

[@batman-hv9wp]

My Taco Bell in my hometown doesn’t even have baha blast it’s stupid

[@the_rehart223]

Sounds like it's tine to start a crusade

[@kingstonesters3444]

where you at ?

[@batman-hv9wp]

Mini Wheats upstate sc If your not American top portion of South Carolina (just in case)

[@kingstonesters3444]

batman 10385 oh damn i’m all the way in alaska and we got baha blast

[@pseico315]

“Do you also sleep to like, Whitechapel,” this quote made me feel attacked

[@calebbrown615]

Tennessean here: Mountain Dew was originally slang for moonshine

[@joshcameron1973]

So I randomly went back to this episode today since I needed to do some schoolwork and thought "hey people study and work to podcasts all the time" and it worked somehow. The fact that I can sit down and relax to this is kinda scary

[@nifdul360]

We need tux on a podcast

[@birchdaownload412]

I’m not even lying bro I’ve fallen asleep to infant annihilator

[@flagg6211]

As a person who’s named Zach that’s very false it more of the people named Jamison

[@crimson-crow2397]

More like Kyle tbh

[@Captin_Quinn]

You guys are awesome honestly. Keep talking about the stupid shit the rest of us are scared to speak about in public 😂

[@inflooence]

Whoever disliked is the most annoying type of person let’s be honest here.

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Their speakers probably burst or they probably crashed into a pole while listening. 🤷‍♀️

[@festivalboat9068]

They were laughing to hard and pressed the wrong button

[@kirby9035]

I tried to fall asleep to this podcast but I was laughing too much. I love y'all lmfao

[@kaidendm6626]

Oh look it is the 12th and 16th most popular stream in East Africa

[@Ryan_wilson2366]

As a southerner who has bought animals and food in a Walmart parking lot I can say that is how it gos down

[@sniper-kt1ko]

Ryan Wilson your prolly racist too