To the non-Patreons, this is what you’re missing for one dollar a month. Best bang for your buck in the world!
@GoodChris252 ай бұрын
This was a killer advices too
@QCJSiteB2 ай бұрын
I’d pay but patreon can suck it. I’ve asked for subscribe star option and he didn’t respond. One day they’ll kick him from patreon. He should have another option that won’t judge him for his content.
@RemoWilliams12272 ай бұрын
Agreed man
@kingjaffu2 ай бұрын
Does anyone have the link for bitheads patreon?
@genesisfan0292 ай бұрын
@@QCJSiteByou mad bro or just triggered?
@bw22732 ай бұрын
Can we please get this man to 100k???
@gm083512 ай бұрын
this is the best advertisement for your patreon
@RemoWilliams12272 ай бұрын
Solid bro advice right here. I'm a 21 year marriage vet myself and he's spot on.
@professoroak9721Ай бұрын
bithead always telling it like it is. I like it. can't imagine what a riot it would be to get on the beer with this man
@BeepsAndBeats2 ай бұрын
Oh shit you’re the glass NES guy, I seen that so long ago. New sub here, good luck bro
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Glad you’re here now brother
@georged7627Ай бұрын
Welcome to the best channel ever its great, Sometimes he dances around like Jimmy Somerville its hilarious 😂
@Voultar2 ай бұрын
You're one of my favorite KZbinrs.
@vidsofyermom2 ай бұрын
Nice to see you here! You are one of my favorites cuz of your sexiness and all the great mods you make and create!
@TeaBeeAdventures2 ай бұрын
This is some of your finest work. You have a gift for this shit.
@TheGamerNerd0252 ай бұрын
Fuck it brother!! Quit your job and focus on THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME PROGRAM IN THE HISTORY OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION!!! AND YOU BETTA BELIEVE THAT!!!! 😎
@rob64nh62 ай бұрын
Been here since less than a thousand subs. Love your shit. Cup o fuckin coffee
@gameboy_colorful70782 ай бұрын
God bless the Bithead 1000 show and God Bless the United States of America!
@danmac02 ай бұрын
If I had something this greatest like the bithead1000 show, I would quit and explain to my wife that she needs to find 2 jobs now.
@Thehotdogman2 ай бұрын
First time seeing an advice video here, not sure if there were others. I just assumed they were Patreon only and we'd never see them. But even if this is a backlog episode i appreciate you sharing it with us! Now we can all benefit from your wisdom.
@oscardelmontay2 ай бұрын
Impeccable Advices…… FANTASTIC ☕️
@Libraryking902 ай бұрын
Friday just got even more lit
@b.o.44922 ай бұрын
I needed this today… you have no idea… thank you Yessie!
@livefreeprintguns2 ай бұрын
This Advices was a rollercoaster of emotions that I didn't want to get off of.
@franrock92682 ай бұрын
Dude you got me rolling 😂
@Watch_Talks2 ай бұрын
I'm 42 and married , drinking beer and hanging with my friend bithead
@PabstOban2 ай бұрын
So glad you shared one of your nearly 100 fantastic videos so that people that religiously watch your videos week after week for an hour couldn’t be bothered to throw you $1 a month would otherwise miss. How’s that for a run on sentence… …ya cheep discratziados.
@scramblesthedeathdealer2 ай бұрын
Excellent, new BitHead1000!
@kobakusu2 ай бұрын
I literally just handed in two weeks notice today.. best feeling in the world.. AFTER A NEW BITHEAD OF COURSE
@Will-qv3db2 ай бұрын
Yes quit! Jobs are soul crushing!
@Gpalmer162 ай бұрын
Another banger. Great job Yessy. Where Maverick referral link?😅
@TheSocialGamerАй бұрын
Just leave her and see if she remarries right away. If she does, you did the right thing.
@djklink200092 ай бұрын
Patreon video Round 2 👍🏻😎
@venomsnakeDD2 ай бұрын
Love you Man, keep the grind or grind an AXE 😂 🤘🍻👍
@OrthodoxReview2 ай бұрын
When you accidentally make a patreon video public.
@BikerBenny2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@gm083512 ай бұрын
it's a gift from god
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
That’s exactly what happened. I just realized now.
@OrthodoxReview2 ай бұрын
@@BitHead1000 shit happens. On the bright side, it got good views.
@mattsweeney37902 ай бұрын
Guess it's time to join the patreon.
@Mr.Peanut19862 ай бұрын
Fuck yeah. Quit your job, get divorced, lose the house, fuck it.
@formansbasement23112 ай бұрын
Yes
@TheMadHatter13302 ай бұрын
YES
@Thrashsquatch2 ай бұрын
Awyun Maydin!!
@A5HWHOLE2 ай бұрын
@ 11:50 , anyone else notice the white "orb" going from the top middle to the right and then across the screen to the middle than to the upper left? Must be the dead father in law lmao
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
No, he would be busy burying concrete in my flowerbeds
@briandain84322 ай бұрын
I'm 44. Live alone with Snickerdoodle (2 year old dog) i have a Bedroom and a Lego Room. And a secluded wooded lot. But Ladies are just a memory now. Oh well.
@V1C10US2 ай бұрын
I can attest. My Maverick was totaled. I was hit in the rear side quarter, did a 360 spin, and I was perfectly fine. Insurance paid out 5k more than I bought it for.
@newfiekiyaygaming21392 ай бұрын
5:56 😂😂😂😂😂
@JohnnyRebel17762 ай бұрын
Wtf ...did he upload to the wrong channel??😂
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
I think I made a mistake. I’m just discovering this now.
@shmoedaddy22 ай бұрын
The Carnegie book was a very influential book to Charles Manson. Go figure. Great video.
@guysafari2 ай бұрын
I walked out of my job a couple months ago and a month later I found a new job doing similar work for 5 dollars an hour more. So yes. Yes you should.
@AntiDeepState2 ай бұрын
Its friday, just got off work, got everything done to be able to chill for the afternoon & tomorrow, i dip from work & see Jesse uploaded a new video, heading to grab a 12-pack, get home & throw this video up on the TV & crack one open. its friday baby
@williampacult94312 ай бұрын
For those of us in the retail/service industries, I’m sure we all know that discraciado manager that can’t write a fkn schedule if his life depended on it.
@briandain84322 ай бұрын
Did You Know: Ever wonder what Hysterectomy actually means... Hysteria + Ectomy= Cut-out the CRAZY.
@90sGasPrices2 ай бұрын
so sad to me that nobody has the base version of the maverick. Why even buy the thing if you’re going to make it as expensive as any other truck? for some butt ugly “upgraded” wheels? Also, Jesse you could wire new speakers in that thing in an hour for like $200. Btw, does anyone know what happened to the Mercanish?
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Sold it a while ago
@MrDflego2 ай бұрын
Hey you're right about luxury and comfort in cars vs Europe. In Australia I got a Holden Commodore which is like a Chevy sedan, the seats are nice and big, plenty of room, really comfortable. My sister's got a BMW sedan and it's small, cramped, and you can barely fit in the seats it hurts your back every time.
@npc2000.02 ай бұрын
What are the odds that I JUST ordered a mini split last night?? It's for a trailer.
@Dylanbeee2 ай бұрын
If you quit your job and you mentally and physically feel better than that job was not for you
@OMGpandemic2 ай бұрын
You know what makes me okay with being single? The horror stories I hear from married men.
@jessiej39912 ай бұрын
You know it Jesse! Property taxes are just a nicer way of saying " Property Rental Extortion Fees ". Btw the bed liner you were thinking of is known as Rhino Liner
@GoodChris252 ай бұрын
Always wanted to do my whole truck in it!
@jessiej39912 ай бұрын
@@GoodChris25 Ironically I recently seen a GMC AT4 completely coated with it and it looked really cool
@deadwafflez96852 ай бұрын
I can relate to what you were saying about coming alive after work. I have given up trying to work with people at my job. They say they want things to change and they will do better but they never do. I don't talk to anyone much anymore there.
@rickjames92562 ай бұрын
Friday show!!! HELLZZZ YEAHH!!!!!!!
@asrarfazli77682 ай бұрын
Women is hard subject it’s like a yes and no put together into one word. Yesno or noyes
@JGRICH612 ай бұрын
Dude I have a 90. I have a 90minute commute. Should I quit my job!? 😮
@bawitback2 ай бұрын
I have that exact book what's the odds
@ericchan50552 ай бұрын
Link for Patreon Jesse?
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Every video I make. Except for this one lol.
@jimpatterson11112 ай бұрын
I didn’t even know that Ford rebranded a truck ‘Maverick’. I thought you were talking about the early 70s sedan.
@KING_KONK2 ай бұрын
At 13:20 a 👻 Ghost appears
@joeyamada49762 ай бұрын
I remember when the maverick was a car
@billschlafly41072 ай бұрын
Sorry I'm late Bithead...
@billschlafly41072 ай бұрын
I was at the Imagine Dragons concert in Maryland Heights MO. It was almost as good as your show.
@jean-philippegrenier1202 ай бұрын
“uh they entered the atmosphere at the wrong angle” 😂😂😂
@davidcarmichael40062 ай бұрын
Bithead for brunch!
@OmBotCult2 ай бұрын
Have you ever heard of orbs caught on video. You got one floating around you.
@SwitchShmup2 ай бұрын
Poltergeist floating behind you. Like you need another problem! 😂
@no_one_from_nowhere2 ай бұрын
What’s up buddy. Hang in there
@Dragonlordfrodo-wk2hi2 ай бұрын
Some Armenian guy I met in jail told me "Always pay for sex, because you are also paying her to leave."
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Genius
@newgameaaaa2 ай бұрын
Yeah I have been in may career and my schedule has been switched every single year. I am not as old as you, but I have been doing it for 14 years. Yes all 14 years have been different and its super annoying.
@kentendo442 ай бұрын
No. I am a diesel mechanic
@TheGamerNerd0252 ай бұрын
............WITH A 4K FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Divesufferhead2 ай бұрын
Ghost at 8:37 ?!
@Griddie452 ай бұрын
Do not quit the market is fucking horrible
@GoodChris252 ай бұрын
Ive got a 2019 4runner, and i love it to death but i get 18mpg at best😂
@LordAntisonic2 ай бұрын
Like, it's 3:24 am here, I should be finishing up my procreant prose and heading to bed; but it's not a 'hard' decision to stick around another 40 or so mins of slinging smut at the page, if you need to sound off.
@TeaBeeAdventures2 ай бұрын
You finnally did it. Farts so rancid that they gave you ghosts.
@BikerBenny2 ай бұрын
20:25 barking spider 🕸 33:56 🎺💨
@daviddittmore10052 ай бұрын
I am that single guy with his own place I basically do everything you said… wanted to recommend throwing knifes to you- 10mm thick spring steel. Yes you can make your own
@sunstar23102 ай бұрын
Sup Ninja, care package being assembled and almost ready to shippity ship ship.
@joeyamada49762 ай бұрын
About 12 minutes in a huge orbe came down from by the symbol and went clockwise and disappeared behind your back
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
That’s Lenny!!
@joeyamada49762 ай бұрын
@BitHead1000 then Lenny was all over that video was like Joe Biden sniffing on your neck if you were a little girl...
@johnpenguinthe3rd132 ай бұрын
No need to quit your job. They just declared a BRAND NEW Global Health Emergency (yes, seriously) and this time it's the M-pox (sounds like something from Resident Evil) and it's spreading worldwide (in the U.S, apparently it's in San Francisco right now), so really high chance that by November (what a "coincidence") we will all be home playing Turbografx-16, Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo, and trying to pick out some game that's close to 100 hours long (I recommend Red Dead Redemption 2 on Playstation 4). Of course, the drawbacks of all of this is that there will most likely be a huge controversy during November (take a guess why. LOL). Also, certain protests will most likely escalate while we are all inside (this sounds familiar and I now have an urge to play Deja Vu on NES) and during 2025 we might have to get some brand new mandated thing almost no one wants (this all seems so familiar... it's like Groundhog day... or Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask... ).
@stevekrasz12 ай бұрын
Omfg there is a ghost that appears in this video 😮
@gurleyz2 ай бұрын
Bithead you have a ghost floating around behind you in this video! It's an orb or some shit!
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
I don’t have a problem with ghosts. As long as they don’t eat my Oreos.
@mtshark72 ай бұрын
Awesome stuff Jessie! Is this the Halloween episode with all these orbs?😅
@marklangello71002 ай бұрын
Hey man don’t know if you noticed but after 28 mins in the video you have a huge orb fly around you a couple times
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
That’s my friend
@marklangello71002 ай бұрын
lol cool
@Skulldude694202 ай бұрын
I'm an electrician and I get people wanting power run all through their house and they want no drywall damage. Fuck them. Months ago I started telling people I WILL have to cut drywall and I WONT be responsible for repairs.
@Ralph-r2i2 ай бұрын
Same here buddy… so sick of these fucks wanting to add split units and 30 wafer recessed cans on dimmers of course…. And absolutely shitting when there is a little damage… if we were magicians we sure as fuck wouldn’t be doing electrical
@MrBacchus182 ай бұрын
My wife may be over 40, Jessie but to be fair she was always a loon.
@Frank-J.J.-StylesX772 ай бұрын
16:56 JESSE BHIND YOU WHAT THE HELL THAT WHITE SPOT A SPIRIT OR SOMETHING 😨😨😱😱😨😨😱😱😱😨😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
That’s the spirit of my credit card bills following me around
@unvaxxeddoomerlife67882 ай бұрын
It's a piece of dust floating in front of the camera, out of focus. It would be cool if it was a ghost though.
@dougsweeney53282 ай бұрын
I had an edible before watching this video. You guys all saw the ghost dot too right ?
@danebrewer59312 ай бұрын
at about 9:00 there is a ghost
@jacob-spring2 ай бұрын
or one of bitheads farts floating by
@Ralph-r2i2 ай бұрын
Not a ghost just the last of bitheads give a fuck… wafting away
@slamdangles2 ай бұрын
17:55 massive orb on screen
@BikerBenny2 ай бұрын
That's really cool I wonder what phenomena that was?
@briandain84322 ай бұрын
I've been saying for 4 years now, that little Amendment from 1920 should have been conditional... Sorry Ladies, 124 years of Your Voting didn't work. Lesson Learned.
@AdlerDanEgoe2 ай бұрын
There he is. It's friday evening here, heat wave in Central Europe (30 C, body temp is 36 C), between the scotch highballs, cheap beer and legal doobies, the head of the bits uploads a new video. I'll answer the title first and watch later. Yes. A 60 y.o. walmart janitor? That's not you Yesse.
@zachary_attackery2 ай бұрын
I wrote in a question about the Maverick vs Toyota Tacoma like 2 months ago and you never answered it!
@milespatton71982 ай бұрын
Put advices in the header. 💪
@zachary_attackery2 ай бұрын
@@milespatton7198 I did
@zachary_attackery2 ай бұрын
@@milespatton7198 I did
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
@@milespatton7198Yes!!!
@zachary_attackery2 ай бұрын
@@milespatton7198 I fuckin DID!
@ronnienoneyabusiness28442 ай бұрын
I saw Toyota has a truck for 30k..those Mavericks do look nice too
@ItsTheCostanza2 ай бұрын
You have an orb on camera floating around you. Perhaps it’s a ghost taking your advice
@tonejunkeee2 ай бұрын
This program leads to wearing Lee Dungarees, Slacks and Trousers. Only loosers wear Dockers and Haggar