The psychopath’s guide to theoretically perfect teleporter hogging

[@shounic]

since i've basically become a spaghetti code appreciation channel, are there any topics anyone would like to suggest? obviously i only have access to the tf2 code (& technically csgo's stuff too but i'm not very interested in it), and if your topic is way too complex it also can't be done, but i'm open to hearing any suggestions :) on another note, honestly idk if anyone even wanted to know all this about the teleporter, but these motherfucking gibus scouts can't just keep stealing my teles either...............

[@vetrurrrr]

am me first enginee.frst??

[@thermalthruster]

How does flare jumping with the normal flare gun works?

[@JimmehRulez]

Pee

[@MiMischief]

your videos are absolutely incredible in terms of production value and topic selection, i always love seeing them pop up! i'm sure you'll find something interesting to talk about

[@demomainlol2630]

Don’t know if VAC is baked into TF2, but a full dissection on why it’s failing to ban pretty much anybody would be interesting to see. I’m mostly just curious on seeing how MYGOT and the 80,000 other bots get away with it constantly.

[@theisaiahcc]

Uncle Dane: teleporter etiquette shounic: destroy your rival

[@arciks11]

Uncle Dane: Be polite and await your turn shounic: Let's Play King of the Teleporter Hill.

[@cottoneyejoe8285]

Dane: Fucking get in line, u buthol Shounic: May the slowest man win

[@slyseal2091]

_hOW am gfain teleport?_ Google: Theres so much to gain in cooperation, so please, don't act in ways that could hurt you and other people Yahoo: *There is no mercy.*

[@Cirnein]

Bing: *this video*

[@Cirnein]

tf2 turned into Real time strategy game

[@LimbusConnoisseur]

oh no the scouts now possess cursed knowledge of teleporter hogging

[@Artemich20v]

YEEEEEEEEEEES

[@Newbmann]

Engi scunts YEEEEEHAW

[@LimbusConnoisseur]

@Dam Sen scouts are kinda known for teleporter hogging and its stupid of them to do it cause they can run around the entire map in 10 seconds so i made fun of the video making them more powerful than ever before

[@mcummin6869]

Indubitably...

[@linny8279]

Bro is that nik..from cult of anubis

[@theisaiahcc]

Tf2 bots are going to stop aiming and instead just circle the teleporter

[@Newbmann]

Mien gott

[@tangible3608]

dont give them ideas ffs

[@zhell]

@the sewer pig ikr

[@maroonlegend4374]

Taunts are a thing

[@booketoiles1600]

delete this

[@TheNamesSnek]

This is scunt levels of engineering

[@PassTheSnails]

scuntgineer

[@Manavine]

i cause practical problems

[@jveerf8573]

Know i can avoid annoying scunts using the teleporter when I am a heavy

[@GuapoStinky]

"Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaah kayo, dumbass."

[@mrstudent9125]

Scuntgineering 101

[@its_cookie_man]

Yeah I play TF2: T - eleporter F - ights 2 -

[@kergin3171]

teleporter fights 2

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

Yes

[@Addsomehappy]

@@mekhane.broken9678 The reasoning behind the "2" is unknown, and has baffled video game historians for centuries

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

@@zsoltkovacs827 2laport

[@MAT20228]

Addsomehappy valve have no idea what is after the 2

[@ScienTheNoob]

How to be an inconvenience to your team [ADVANCED]

[@SK-Nyx]

Dude this is mfing expert

[@isupposethisismynmw640]

[BRUTAL]

[@machineman8920]

[DISTURBING]

[@lmaobox4068]

[HALE’S OWN]

[@MariaHernandez-ps6rx]

@@SK-Nyx [[BIG SHOT]]

[@UncleDane]

Really interesting! Please don't do this!

[@oversizedsoupcan3346]

is dat ankle dan the veri gud sentry man

[@arronalt]

The man, the legend himself had to come and warn us

[@SpikedZenMain]

The scunts have been given more power

[@c4ns3r53]

i will then

[@SoulPriest]

I like this comment's energy.

[@AceTheOcarinaMaker]

I wonder if we will be seeing teleporter hijacking bots in casual soon. Enthusiastic Engineer vs Rival Engineer

[@g2ltt733]

Oh it you

[@belgarano4576]

Bot owners are watching this right now

[@MrAhkmid]

Better than the aimbots, imo

[@cheesejam1373]

*softly* don't

[@rickvandam3238]

Since the bot makers take so much effort for their bots I hope that we will see bots that just circle around teleporters

[@azaza909]

taunting on the teleporter has always been my preferred method of snagging it from others

[@dontsayflan4315]

Usually when someone taunts on the tele I think of it as mocking the teammate cause u got I first

[@silvorthegrand6976]

@@dontsayflan4315 It do be like that

[@seronymus]

You basyard

[@mlgproplayer2915]

Same.

[@astroboy512]

Yeah, it's also my preferred way of dying when there is somebody spawn camping the tele

[@this...isabucket.6665]

>Teleporter reservations take 3 seconds to expire >Level 3 teleporter takes 3 seconds to recharge *"I do not care if we both lose. I just care that you cannot win."*

[@nathanbasset]

3 seconds after it’s done charging

[@this...isabucket.6665]

@@nathanbasset yeah my point exactly

[@alabamanibbaids3900]

@@nathanbasset meaning you can let the one with the reservation go through, then go through yourself, and actually save time

[@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs]

Noone got the as it takes 3 secs to remove a reservation it would be the same that if you let him go and get one yourself

[@bradman7281]

@Poe Soul ask me how I know you browse 4chan

[@Applds]

Alternative strategy: only build and exit and use the eureka effect, perfect for physcopaths

[@sonic-excess]

Lmao u predicted the new uncle Dane video

[@lemons1559]

@@sonic-excess I've been doing that for a really long time. I've also had both the enemy team and my team yelling at me for that time for different reasons. Enemies don't like me being behind them all the time and a sentry at spawn and my team doesn't like the lack of tp.

[@janb.3600]

The endgame of teleporter hogging.

[@aaronking2020]

Hahaha thats what i do

[@nofivefivesevenseven]

I only ever do this on those 24/7 2fort servers, where I make a nest in the enemy intel.

[@Stevosss]

wow, that "reservation" mechanic is pretty fascinating, thinking back... ive seen it happen so many times

[@nativechatter999]

Yeah, I've always wondered why teles seemed to sometimes not teleport people for a few seconds. Neat!

[@patrykzukowski7471]

Yeah, I've always wondered why the hell it takes so much time for teleporter to teleport one of the fighting people. I always assumed that sometimes it just doesn't know what to do.

[@lorenzpacis3249]

I too.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

I have ran over a teleporter while coming out of spawn as Scout multiple times and when I was like 200 hu away it teleported me

[@Archimedes.5000]

Is it weird that I figured out it from just playing? Lol

[@xavibun]

I imagine a lot of people are gonna be votekicked for this.

[@patrykzukowski7471]

Not if you're Medic though.

[@BUTTERSKY11]

@@patrykzukowski7471 medics are a valuable resource in these desperate times

[@zolafuckass8606]

There's something about getting votekicked that brings me back to my middle school days in MW2 getting called the n word by some 9 year old. Good times, man. Good times.

[@patrykzukowski7471]

@@BUTTERSKY11 Spychecking Pyro is a more rare specimen

[@filipemartinho1753]

@@patrykzukowski7471 anythings better than a scuny

[@bugjams]

"We've successfully invalidated our rival, while being valid ourselves." This sounds like Chaotic Good life advice.

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Been a while since I've seen one of your comments.

[@Phelan666]

Sun Tzu said that. And I think he knows a little more about scunting than you do pal because he invented it!

[@pauljerome01]

honestly it just sounds like two dumb people arguing to each other

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@blackespectral]

@@Phelan666 And then he perfected it so no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

[@organicpumpkin2147]

Conclusion: Taunt if you are first, crouch-strafe around if you are late.

[@costaricaam]

Thank you fellow commentator, NOW I CAN STEAL EVERYONES TELEPORT

[@wombat4191]

Why would you taunt if you can instead step on and off until your reservation ends and then endlessly push the others?

[@tundcwe123]

​@@wombat4191taunt if you want to use the teleporter, push others to show domimance

[@alicklejeune3680]

I think Uncle Dane will have a heart attack after watching this

[@HaryanviKashmiri]

me too

[@arronalt]

Lol he has already commented on the video l

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

Green7wave That’s his ghost post-cardiac arrest

[@chicken8664]

Uncle Dane already saw this and commented

[@silvorthegrand6976]

Shounic: This is fine.

[@belcarra]

I’m waiting for “pushbots” that’s only purpose is to prevent players from using teleporters

[@tappajaav]

*Laughs in f2p engineer* (that doesn't know what a teleport is)

[@silvorthegrand6976]

**Screaming**

[@superkevinheroe]

Crouch while spinning the minigun also makes you inmune to push (for allies atleast) Wonder if that's an alternative for taunting

[@lavorg.3711]

brass beast works best

[@morristf2887]

Problem is that with the rev up time it would take to stop your velocity, you might as well just counterstrafe instead

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

@Dam Sen Heavy has the highest priority for tele anyways since he's the slowest and tankiest of the classes.

[@abruskabrus3677]

@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 med and engi are higher

[@dylanbyrne9120]

@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Eh. On average I'd say he's lower priority than Medic and the Engie who set up the teleporter.

[@AnArmyOfFish]

This is a really important PSA: Don't follow the advice given in this video despite its accuracy. All teles will become toxic cesspools of bumpy doofuses for all eternity.

[@isabellegrimes8775]

haha teleporter machine go fwoosh

[@Xeme.]

@jou taama yes.....because it's a dick move if you do this and wont help your team at all

[@bilzebor8457]

yes, because it's clearly not happening already lol

[@ColinJWiens]

Now you know how to fight them if it does happen.

[@AmoniPaleo]

As if U can tell me what to do! You aint my dad Pal ;D

[@churchson1048]

If I see 2 players doing this on my Tele I'm picking my Tele up and putting somewhere else

[@isabellegrimes8775]

Just blow it up and when they turn around to look at you, taunt

[@bruschetta7711]

I am in the next lvl of egoism, i use eureka and build no entry

[@CarmenLC]

@@bruschetta7711 saves the 25/125/225 metal so it's worth

[@silvorthegrand6976]

@@bruschetta7711 You have developed the highest of brain thought.

[@charmyzard]

Yep!

[@the_anomy]

Teleport Hogging, the final form of competitive TF2

[@DJstarrfish]

The year is 20XX. All of the backpedaling soldiers on 2Fort are now backpedaling in circles around teleporters to ensure their teleportation priority.

[@janLilin]

Renaming myself to "i ruin games", playing scunt, spamming lenny binds and hogging the teleporter now, thanks for the tips

[@AZNwannabe06]

The Living Graveyard *you monster*

[@arizoningsaber874]

:(

[@NeostormXLMAX]

Funny cuz 90% of games we have no medics or engineers and just 9 snipers

[@potatoesandducks958]

New TLG lore discovered: 2 years ago they were named The Living Graveyard. Some point between 2 years ago and today, they changed their name to TLG

[@nuclearpaste]

based analysis of tlg lore

[@Thomas-vn6cr]

This is something that should have remained unknown to the community. It's a dark path from here.

[@kult_of_kek3225]

But its fun

[@Banshee523]

aside from the technical details of reservations, I'd say the velocity thing (and strategies to get to low velocity) were already pretty well known

[@ravels700]

I've been doing this for years. I am deeply sorry

[@SanicStudios]

Congrats, you've just reduced everybody's chances of ever going through a teleporter by 99% Now we're all going to have to walk to the frontlines

[@lemons1559]

Well, he's also increased someone's chance of going through by 99%.

[@usernametaken017]

Laughs in eureka effect

[@beep6205]

The %1 be like: eureka effect

[@asj3419]

I guess the new teleporter meta would actually change teleporters from first come first serve to serving random lucky people. You would probably then have a random fresh-install sniper sitting on the teleporter, trying to figure out the arcane workings of the capricious magic spinny disc for the rest of the game.

[@mahbubmaleksyed5301]

scunts: The sacred texts!

[@ATuneForTheCosmos]

Time to remind you of this comment

[@verylonelypotato]

@@ATuneForTheCosmos time to remind you of this comment

[@jackmio]

@@verylonelypotato time to remind you of this comment

[@kkkkk-bb4vf]

​@jackmio time to remind you of this comment

[@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo]

Wasn’t it enough to steal large health kits from burning to death medics at 124 hp and steal the large ammo box from a engie without metal just to refill a single pistol shot?

[@GenMaj_Knight]

me, a scout who needs to get the intelligence, blocking a heavy, who is fat and needs the excersize, from using my rightfully deserved teleport

[@NegativeZone]

With some experimentation you could probably figure out how to perfectly cancel out being shoved to near zero total velocity with the smoother gradations of movement from a joystick, if you'll allow me to heap more fuel onto this fire.

[@silvorthegrand6976]

You could probably make a bind to a config that cancels this out almost perfectly using the wait (number) and movement commands. We are really stepping into evil territory now.

[@NegativeZone]

@@silvorthegrand6976 That's probably easier (and cheaper if you don't already have one) than using a controller, though I'm not familiar enough with the commands to do it myself.

[@lugui]

Oh no do you have any idea of the hell you unleashed on the badlands?

[@animarthur5297]

Congratulations on giving the scunts a monopoly over the teleporters.

[@glassofnut4110]

*Cries* this is the most evil thing I’ve ever seen it’s bueutiful

[@goodstarttheatre987]

scunt mains:

[@ninjii1236]

This is your friendly engineer reminder to put a “teleporter entrance break” bind on a key, so if this ever happens to you you can bust the tele before they get sent off and tell them to walk for absolute maximum inefficiency and game throwing potential

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

Something tells me that this quote is accurate: “We always ask if we can, but we never ask if we should.”

[@jkengland832]

Normal people: *wait 5 seconds for it to recharge* shounic: Ah, Let me just push this guy out so I go first

[@izzy-wt9sr]

*3 seconds, if it's a level 3 tele, which it should be and if it isn't switch to engi, upgrade it, then switch back to your preferred class

[@scapegoat4]

"... Any time our rival is invalid, we're also invalid" - Shounic 2020

[@arronalt]

"They can't push you if you're taunting" Me: *crie in f2p*

[@frown2462]

You know f2ps can taunt as well, right? If not, press g. It's the taunt button

[@arronalt]

@@frown2462 i meant longer taunts but thank you sir

[@tunay2k]

"Keep crying baby!" - The heavy minigun man from Team Defense the Fort the Sequel.

[@klepie3874]

What's your steam name? I've got an extra rps taunt that i could spare for you :)

[@arronalt]

@@klepie3874 oh you're too kind sir my user is as same as my yt name, again, if you need the taunt then there's no need to

[@trickstabber8117]

You can also switch classes as you're teleporting. This is something you can do in MvM while a wave isn't active. Simply step on an entrance and do a frame perfect class switch before teleporting which will result in your selected class ending up on the exit. It's hard to pull off, but possible.

[@alohaha-fv4di]

What's the point of doing that? Better press F4. That would make game much faster, in case you're in haste or something?

[@trickstabber8117]

@@alohaha-fv4di It's not practical but interesting to know.

[@alohaha-fv4di]

@@trickstabber8117 Doing some complicated stuff to do something 0.17 seconds faster seems like what shounic would do X) And I like it tbh

[@Chocc_Ice]

4:22 reservation lasts forever 5:11 reservation cancels after tele has been ready for 3 seconds ?

[@NiquelBones]

shhhhh

[@summerdeaf]

ok but if the tele is charging forever then theoretically the reservation lasts forever, so shhhhhhh

[@shounic]

i said it this way to try convey the way it's coded. the reservation itself can theoretically last forever. if the reservation cancellations never happens, you would literally have the reservation forever. the reservation itself doesn't regulate how long it lasts, the teleporter does. minor difference :)

[@Demilich23]

Thanks for clarifying

[@Die-Coughman]

@@shounic please keep saying it this way because It makes it clearer in my head how the game works

[@sn0ipe333]

Thank you shounic as a scout main I will use this to as much of my advantage as I possibly can

[@Blind_Hawk]

Team Fortress 2 is like modern ethics, the one says that you should behave and just let your teammate teleport and the other one shows how to abuse.

[@abba9881]

I've found this mechanic about 2011 through game experience, been using it for a whole life. never knew that there is such a subtle arrangement inside.

[@kerbonaut2059]

Uncle dane: if y'all queue y'all can get through faster and not get stuck Shounic: here's how to guarantee your teleport no matter what

[@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo]

@@silvorthegrand6976is Shounic Soul Collector?

[@trainknut]

Overwatch: "our game requires more skill and strategy" TF2: *how to steal a teleport by nudging people*

[@greenlemon9155]

2:00 my last 2 brain cells trying to figure out how to stay alive

[@MYG]

*YOU MONSTER* you’ve given the scouts even more power!

[@salsamancer]

Reminds me of that classic Safely Endangered comic "just because we're on the same team doesn't mean we're not enemies"

[@ralphjimenez3191]

In a perfect word the scouts will just let the heavies go first, and yet our world is the most flawed.

[@dylkiller3501]

Next time eat a salad

[@alohaha-fv4di]

​@@dylkiller3501 *mini-laughs in gunslinger*

[@YZYE]

Finally, I can have the teleporters for myself (a Scout main) eh

[@someweeb3650]

sTOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

[@tappajaav]

@mehdi Haddou mehdi music go tunuk tunuk tunuk tunuk

[@silvorthegrand6976]

@@someweeb3650 PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE

[@azerithboxxed4339]

I love how this information could be used for good or evil and it’s just up to us how we use it.

[@juriwuw]

I love how this guy explains the game mechanics in such a simple, clear and calm way. Very interesting stuff, that explains a lot about why i hate teleporters in TF2 so much xD

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

It's a little known fact but the force that causes two characters to be pushed away from each other when in close proximity is actually the strong nuclear force

[@increbidel4685]

But only 1.0 x10^-15 hammer units away!

[@gustyrie5200]

I just wanted to leave a comment here complimenting the thumbnail and title. It’s so perfect and amuses me every time. Great job mate.

[@tunay2k]

This video: Me as engie if I see a scout trying to beat someone to the teli: *Self destructs teli entrance*

[@izzy-wt9sr]

Fr, I just cover the entire area with the teleporter priority spray

[@SchwaTheOriginal]

Love your code analysis! It’s amazingly well done, has good entertainment value, and you learn quite a bit of critical/analytical thinking techniques!

[@eric718_]

searches "how to use teleporters effectively" Google: Create a small queue to let everyone use the teleporter based on who has waited the longest Bing:

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

when i play casual : scunts keep stealing the teleporter and heavies keep nudging people off when i play MvM sometimes : "you go first, you gotta fix yer sentry / revive the team"

[@VanessaMagick]

as if you don't just get immediately booted from the server if you dare to die

[@necrobonesgaming2424]

@@VanessaMagick "scout missed $5 in setup time, joined server too recently can't votekick, someone call pls"

[@LoneFifteen]

I was playing Mercenary Park last night and felt very accomplished when I got this to work. Of course, the enemy team was camping the exit and I was killed immediately; but it's still a really neat tip.

[@txen-eht-nepo]

"Now we will both surely lose", said the engineer. "lol", said the Scout, "lmao".

[@flowerperson581]

Thanks very much for this! Us scout mains need more of this kind of information.

[@flowerperson581]

/s

[@colonelcorneliuscornwall3547]

Now you’re thinking with portals

[@zitronenwasser]

Fun fact: opening the contracker instantly stops your momentum, Which might work out here

[@alter_zein5017]

Lawful Good: Teleporter Etiquette Chaotic Evil: This video

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

I am deeply ashamed to admit I have actively been using this advice in casual every chance I get.

[@oliviatilleman8055]

you should be ashamed, smh

[@Pyrodiac]

you should not be ashamed, smh

[@tamasperci4168]

5:40 What I love about this is that this takes the same amount of time as letting the other person through and waiting for the recharge (if it's a level 3).

[@xen0295]

The yeti smash taunt also instantly cancels when you go through a tele with no input. I’ve used it for hundreds of hours in game and it never fails me

[@kult_of_kek3225]

Not all heros wear Capes

[@TheHammockProduction]

wow i didn't know exactly how the mechanics worked but vaguely new about the reservation system. thanks for the in-depth explanation!

[@tf2pyro703]

Engineer: "You're awful, Shounic." Shounic: "I'm awful? Oh, yeah? How am I awful?" Engineer: "Teaching those scunts... Them stealing my tellies... You just wanted me to suffer... You're just like the rest of them!" Shounic: "You don't know the first thing about me pal. Look at what happened because what you did, what it led to. There are bots out there! Two scouts are getting vote kicked." Engineer: *laughs* Shounic: "You're laughing! You're laughing! A scout has already been kicked because of what you did." Engineer: "I know! How about another vote Shou-nic?" Shounic: "No, I think we've had enough of your votes." Engineer: "What do you get when you cross a mentally ill engie with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash! I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!" "Shounic left the game. (" #TF_Vote_kicked)"

[@jamespilgrim3774]

This is perfect

[@davidjones8047]

Thank you for the info. As a scout main, I will be sure to always use this for optimal routing.

[@mattie_da_peanut249]

I did a good deed today, I swapped to engine just to fix a teleporter at spawn!

[@tappajaav]

Toyota 2JZ-GTE VVT-i twin-turbocharged I6 engine swap

[@Shoxic666]

Pardner bless

[@izzy-wt9sr]

+1 Silent Pardner

[@diggyrobinson5859]

This seems like the kind of thing that would be harder with high movement speed, making it so you can push tele hogging scouts out of the way

[@AlexanderRM1000]

6:20 For a moment there I almost forgot there was an enemy team you're fighting against- you mean the true enemy isn't other players on your team stealing your teleporter? I don't even get mad about this in game since when I see a charging teleporter I just go Engy and upgrade it and level 3s basically never get queues, I was just so immersed in the mindset of this video.

[@Kop32353]

If you taunt, you don't get pushed at all.

[@ranibro]

This is exactly what I was looking for

[@Maragi224]

Liking the persona music for the video, which are always a treat when a new one comes out

[@channelbelongtous]

When I'm playing engie and somebody hogs my tele, I just pick it up. I don't care how much time is lost, I don't care if we're in overtime, it's my tele

[@lpsp442]

That Demoman "stickyjumpeleport" is sidesplitting. Just stop the video near to there and use the , and . keys to view it back and forth in slow motion. Priceless.

[@trick2stab314]

Spy takes the most ski-

[@NoTraceOfSense]

I love how these strategies only work against your own team

[@MaurikKets]

I played to much r6s I thought pyro was smoke

[@scarymonsters524]

Still sad there's no R6S SAS sets for Pyro at all. The best thing we have is a Mute *inspired* item on the Workshop, but that's it.

[@ТимофейЛебедев-с4в]

@@scarymonsters524 the foster facade

[@scarymonsters524]

@@ТимофейЛебедев-с4в No >:^(

[@polishgigachad]

Guys just upgrade the teleporter. So simple. If you're not a medic or any class that is needed at the frontlines immediately just change to engie for a brief second and upgrade it. Also engineers and slow classes should be let first. Thank you for your attention. - An Engineer Main

[@saltedhorsemeat4843]

nice opinion, straight from a youtuber i bet

[@Pyrodiac]

This is true, and most people should take this advice. The problem is, most TF2 players aren't willing to wait for 3 seconds.

[@GermanPeter]

I just taunt on the teleporter, that always worked for me.

[@jamespilgrim3774]

Only if you are first, this video is more for if you are last

[@SLKibara]

I will say this video has literally helped me hog teleports in pubs. Thanks Shounic!

[@Goldenleyend]

Tf2 has always been p2w, cancelable taunts also help camp through corners.

[@kultiplexify]

And for me, the most important thing, has always been UHHHH this pie

[@noahbowers719]

REMEMBER PEOPLE: Making a que line is STILL a three second guarantee if the tele is level 3. ALSO REMEMBER: That if it isn’t level three you can just upgrade it really quick be switching to engie....

[@sRetailStoreMusic]

I've been doing this forever, I usually just thought whoever held the center was more likely to win

[@SimpleAmadeus]

"Noooo you can't just steal my teleport!" "Haha stutterstep keys go brrrrrrr."

[@yonuke9507]

1:42 the cellular devision

[@puppeteer3964]

this reminds me of a uwued version of an fwedwick nietzsche quote

[@randomcatdude]

owo

[@tappajaav]

@@randomcatdude wUw

[@Zybit1423]

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[@dum_potat]

the second option votekick the gae scoot

[@kult_of_kek3225]

You just can't handle the neutron style.

[@the_epic_memer553]

just realized the map in the video was just added officially to tf2.

[@sinkopeso1707]

If you have access to the entire code of TF2, what if you covered the maximum possible speed a player (or any other entity you like) can travel without commands? (i.e. with the whip, scout healing, etc. etc.)

[@sn0ipe333]

Healing a scout with his baby face’s meter full while being whipped by a fellow soldier or just place a bunch of stickies/wall jump off a corner to go flying. That’d be a cool concept to look into if there’s other ways to make yourself as speedy as possible

[@SSSniperSkank]

I remember a game where I built a teleporter and I needed to go somewhere and scouts kept hogging the teleporter, so I blew it up and we lost the game.

[@kapelski104]

Just get in line. Engies, medics and heavies go first while scouts go last.

[@artificialintelligence8328]

r/wooosh

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

Organized teleporter queues? Cringe!

[@gabrielc7861]

Organized Teleporter Queues? Cringe!

[@breadmilkYT]

Engineer holding the front lines, I assure you it is absolutely CRUCIAL that I, a spy with 3 kills, get to use the teleporter first always

[@danielkaiselgruber1750]

I would love to see a video of someone just hogging a single tele for an entire match and see the reactions.

[@silvorthegrand6976]

That is *very* evil

[@ВладимирМ-с8к]

the spy on the other side of the wall-facing tp applauds(slowly) your enthusiasm

[@Vincer]

Delete this video imediatly! There is such a thing as too dangerous knowledge and that is it!

[@DanielDornekDorda]

"Dagerouse knowledge is still knowledge and thereofe useful, in my experience it turns out to be most useful."

[@Vincer]

@@DanielDornekDorda Its a flawed thinking. I Know about, and the lyrics, of a ''song'' called Friday. It has never, and will never be useful; It has only made my life and many others more miserable.

[@lovey0184]

@@Vincer That just means it's not useful for you

[@JohanKylander]

He's too dangerous to be left alive!

[@gabrielc7861]

Nah to much scunt ad revenue.

[@DM_2145]

I like your editing style, simple, and informative.