Show of the Weekend! Ellen's written Luke a choose-your-own adventure based on hit indie MMO Escape from Tarkov. Plus your comments, artwork and more. Enjoy, and have splendid weekends everyone! -OX
@conorbryan78064 жыл бұрын
Hi
@slewone49054 жыл бұрын
Luke, Popping his eyes? Jane has a spoon for that.
@kcollier21924 жыл бұрын
Sleep deprivation is an amazing thing- get some sleep youngsters...
@Sableagle4 жыл бұрын
Is there a Notification Ammonite now?
@pinkcloudsnightlightbell4 жыл бұрын
Where have you hidden notification squid, guys.... We deserve to know😣
@misterthegeoff97674 жыл бұрын
"You have a signature look" say Ellen, while wearing her blue highlighted hair in a ponytail and a skirt over leggings.
@pinkcloudsnightlightbell4 жыл бұрын
Her hair is DEFFZ cool esp when it's bluer (teal is the shit no other colours can comPETE) but tbh them shorts overtop some leggings with some rad boots definitely give a much more solid vibe to the point I was inspired by them thru last year!
@insainraven98754 жыл бұрын
Would you want her to cut off her hair?
@misterthegeoff97674 жыл бұрын
@@insainraven9875 I didn't say it was a bad signature look. They both look fantastic.
@cyanimation16054 жыл бұрын
Hey, shush. Sometimes Ellen wears shorts over leggings.
@insainraven98754 жыл бұрын
Guys guys let’s all calm down they both wear clothing and that’s a huge signature look
@Amaritudine4 жыл бұрын
Something about Temtem just seems to be providing Luke with no end of mirth. Or to put it into song, with credit (and apologies) to Gilbert and Sullivan: "I am the very model of a modern Normal Adult Man, Your Temtems and your Pokemon, I've gotta catch them if I can, So heed my words in battle when I formulate a cunning plan, Enlisting tiny monsters to expand my mighty punning clan. I am the very model of a Half-Orc who is bardical, I've inspiration magical, whimsical and lyrical, From sticks I build my model ships, a frigate and a coracle, With copper sheets upon the keel to fend off any barnacle. With finest arts and crafts I make a Yoshi who has gone astray, A Yarny who Unravels or a Yoshette who is here to stay, A Normal Adult Man upon the purple sofa every day, I am the very model of that modern chap Luke Westaway!"
@wraitholme4 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@nicholascross35574 жыл бұрын
♫ When there's Link livestreaming duties to be done (to be done) ♪ A KZbinr's lot is not an easy one (easy one)
@outsidextra4 жыл бұрын
A+++ 🎵
@Agamemnon24 жыл бұрын
Bravo!
@callumgray85454 жыл бұрын
That's incredible
@kargoththemad53524 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know I could go back to the buffet!" That's literally how a buffet works, Luke.
@33melonpaws774 жыл бұрын
luke has noob tier buffet skills and it shows.
@brocksisson71284 жыл бұрын
Feel like there was a missed chance to randomly give Luke dysentery while he was in the bunk bed as revenge.
@lauramarschmallow29224 жыл бұрын
Feel there was a misding opportunity to give him violent diarrhea when he without indication ate all the antibiotics and thereby destroing his microbiome.
@Heartshapedbox814 жыл бұрын
That was my first thought too and I thought for sure she would but the constantly cracking knee more than made up for it 😂
@timothyoswald86184 жыл бұрын
If his wagon sinks and he drowns while fording a river, that would be realism for sure
@Icam_here4 жыл бұрын
Luke: Do you want to see a picture of my Ammonite Luke not waiting for an answer goes for the phone
@pretergeek4 жыл бұрын
I actually want to know where he bought that one, beautiful. I had a few amonites and a trilobite when I was a kid , somehow I lost it the first or second time I moved.
@33melonpaws774 жыл бұрын
@@pretergeek they must have reanimated and returned to the oceans
@pretergeek4 жыл бұрын
@@33melonpaws77 Maybe I shouldn't have boxed it with that sample of my ZBL virus with the radiation sensitive seal and my supply of uranium ore.
@akatoshslayer75994 жыл бұрын
@@pretergeek At least you didn't store any megladon teeth in that box. Right?
@33melonpaws774 жыл бұрын
@@akatoshslayer7599 Right!?
@Hisha13034 жыл бұрын
New merch idea : a sleeveless hoodie with "no time for sleeves" written on it
@eathenalbrecht50724 жыл бұрын
Yes, that would be great
@itak19964 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Billybo10K4 жыл бұрын
Luke: "We do sound really bitter now." Ellen: "BUT WE ARE." I, honest to god, just full on cry laughed from that line. Bloody brilliant xD
@stace2184 жыл бұрын
‘Take me to jail for popping my eyes!’ Oh god the phrasing. The mental images. I shall never sleep soundly again.
@pariskoloveas4 жыл бұрын
IT NEEDS YOUR EYES 👀
@stace2184 жыл бұрын
Paris Koloveas Noooo! Don’t make the nightmares worse!
@brocksisson71284 жыл бұрын
"We're very tired" How did Ellen and Luke know what my daily theme was?
@zerin254 жыл бұрын
"There's no time for sleeves!!" Funny, I always say the same thing about pants, but I just can't seem to get my boss to understand the many benefits of working pantsless
@futoijosei4 жыл бұрын
Wear dresses.
@enderhx4 жыл бұрын
Depends on the job? :)
@zerin254 жыл бұрын
Ellen: super squeamish about kneecaps Luke: "Let's get your mind onto something more pleasant!" Luke: Opens Art Book immediately to a gif of Dob endlessly knee-sliding
@flemmingpedersen5674 жыл бұрын
"Boudoir Mardi Gras"... well I, for one, look forward to seeing the magic artbook with massive censorbars next week ^^
@kadosho024 жыл бұрын
Wait wouldn't that be like Link wearing a female Gerudo disguise? Oh no. Did I just give someone an idea?! You're welcome
@flemmingpedersen5674 жыл бұрын
I was imagining beads and a smug expression, but your idea does have merit
@kadosho024 жыл бұрын
@@flemmingpedersen567 let us combine our powahh!!
@ollikoskinen14 жыл бұрын
I bet it is just a big censor bar.
@kadosho024 жыл бұрын
@@ollikoskinen1 just like Deadpool
@TrensGemini4 жыл бұрын
Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of Monty Mole It is the music of a poisoned rodent hiding in a hole! When the rolling of the dice Echoes in arbitrary ways It shatters friendships; that's the price when Oxboxtra plays!
@CinnaScone4 жыл бұрын
Luke: "If you're watching at home, just don't think about kneecaps." Me: *immediately can think of nothing but kneecaps* Thanks, Luke.
@dallydaydream4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Luke named his broken-legged comrade Reynolds makes me suspect that he's still salty about being passed over for the role of Detective Pikachu...
@kirbyrawstorne4 жыл бұрын
"I don't want slim pickings, I want the prime rib!" says the pescetarian...
@cyanimation16054 жыл бұрын
Me earlier: I can’t stay up til 3 AM. I can’t watch show of the weekend. I have to work tomorrow Me now: YAY! Show of the Weekend time!
@Luklebean1234 жыл бұрын
29:27 "We sound really bitter now" You *do*.... but I'm totally game to hear more of Luke and Ellen ranting about entitled fans 😅
@malcolmholliday97104 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Digimon Survive to come out and have a whole episode of Ellen talking about Digimon!!!!!
@plusRpm4 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling the current title „SOTWe 141 22nd feb stitch“ is the name of the file 😂
@mar_speedman4 жыл бұрын
Well, as they'd said. They're *really* tired rofl
@smudgusinterruptus22464 жыл бұрын
Grand Oak has escaped the 90s and he’s coming for us
@thundercookie32144 жыл бұрын
Send help! And HIDE YOU FOOLS!!!
@tardsneverdie4 жыл бұрын
Ellen now has a surprise competitor for the most adorable laugh in producer Jon
@przemekgeorge14054 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I hoped that one of the deaths would be caused by certain ancient feline specimen...
@raichyx94514 жыл бұрын
Przemek George he finally accounted for the ancient leopard...by living in a place where there are no ancient leopards to account for(?)
@dunadan19954 жыл бұрын
As an owner of a heavy Russian accent, I can certainly say that Ellen's impression of it wasn't as cartoonish as she thought.
@Leon-yp8df4 жыл бұрын
Seeing Luke run his fingers through his hair like that made me realize that I'd love to see him in a shampoo commercial!!
@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor3 жыл бұрын
Or singing I whip my hair back and forth
@isupergirl4 жыл бұрын
I'll admit, when Luke said his Amonite, I was picturing a Pokemon.
@Gargflaps4 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t know I could go back to the buffet”, I don’t think any further comment is required here lol
@Heartshapedbox814 жыл бұрын
Maybe they don't have buffets in the UK lol
@Gargflaps4 жыл бұрын
Heartshapedbox81 haha we definitely do, my waistline frequently suffers!
@kudosmurnau39694 жыл бұрын
24:01 TOP TIP: Save days of editing time trying to cut down Ellen's incredibly lengthy Digimon and/or Amalur rants via the medium of gaffer tape! Available at all good retailers near you.
@LJay_19854 жыл бұрын
I've never seen Luke look so utterly distraught
@pinkcloudsnightlightbell4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Perfect choice of words lmfao,
@kadosho024 жыл бұрын
One cannot harness Ellen's magical essence!! Oh no the Skeksis
@LateSleeper4 жыл бұрын
24:16 Luke: _And now, the end is near... and so I face the final curtain..._
@TeknoBoy4 жыл бұрын
26:49 Love the editing here as Luke very quickly goes mad with Temtem fever
@CinnaScone4 жыл бұрын
TeknoBoy favorite bit of editing in quite a while
@clairet-rex4 жыл бұрын
Ellen: Are they the big millipede-y type things? Me: NO! That's their shells! Also Me:....Damn, I had no idea I was so defensive about ammonites.
@exquisitecorpse49174 жыл бұрын
The cambrian explosion is the most important biological event in the history of this planet! Its majestic creatures deserve defending!
@BogeyTheBear4 жыл бұрын
The three things I would keep when I respawn: 1) The stuffed white dog which I got when I was three and still have to this day. His name-- is White Doggy. Three-year olds aren't terribly clever, you know. 2) My gold pocket watch. I got it sixteen years ago and I'm in the process of making it into an antique heirloom the hard way, one day at a time. I don't want to interrupt its progress. 3) I guess maybe one of my longswords. Probably the new one (most expensive) or maybe the first one (lightest of the bunch). After all, something brought about my need to respawn in the first place.
@apathyguy83384 жыл бұрын
1) My dog 2) Phone 3) My AR-15 after all if I had to respawn I've got killing to do.
@elenamiissvanguard48514 жыл бұрын
I was watching this when I heard something crack in my right leg, fortunately that's a fairly common occurrence so I didn't get stuck in Tarkov for months.
@mattd32244 жыл бұрын
“Jon, cut the mic!” AKA Code: Jon, KOA!
@marhawkman3034 жыл бұрын
Me at 24:20 laughing myself silly as Luke tried to pretend he's suffering. :p
@Monkeyzforever4 жыл бұрын
Not Reynolds: I am Russian Luke, why give me a name like Reynolds, I knew you never loved meeeeee At least we know what the sequel will be about: Escape from Tarkov 2: The Revenge of Reynolds
@JKM3954 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite show, and ya'lls choose your own adventures are some of my favorite things. This was a good episode. I love you guys.
@rogueoctopus22294 жыл бұрын
“This week’s Show of the Weekend theme is we’re really tired” That theme speaks to me in so many ways!
@jamesanthony84384 жыл бұрын
"You escape the city and go on a nice bird watching holiday with your boss to chill out after..." ... where you manage spot a rare and elusive milk penguin. That would've been a nice call back to a previous quiz. =)
@MagTheMercenary4 жыл бұрын
Okay making Jon lose his marbles laughing should be Show of the Weekend's secondary goal every time because I can't get enough of that laughter 😂😂😂
@thelistener11984 жыл бұрын
I'd love it if Ellen's hairdresser other clients all worked in journalism and that they are the source for most of the news
@Icam_here4 жыл бұрын
so is "it's time to reveal our temcards" going to replace "you can run with us" on the channel now
@m.j.mahoney89054 жыл бұрын
"I ain't got time for sleeves." - Jesse Ventura, 1987.
@Icam_here4 жыл бұрын
How dare you cut the audio on the Digimon talk Luke. now I will have to learn lip reading to hear Ellen's interesting Digimon chat
@HariGtt4 жыл бұрын
Someone neews to do it
@emmabyrne92744 жыл бұрын
Luke, while escaping the city: "it's been almost an hour since we lost our dear friend Reynolds" Reynolds, in the distance: "stop telling people I'm dead!" Luke: "Sometimes I can still hear his voice"
@frodobaggins77104 жыл бұрын
This is roughly the third time Luke's lost his kneecaps whilst working on Oxtra, I'm surprised there's any left for people to take. He really KNEEDS to avoid situations where it keeps happening
@gruggerduggerhoose4 жыл бұрын
Come on man that was KNEEdlessly punny
@Sableagle4 жыл бұрын
The TEMptation to make a bad pun was too much for you? Well, you started a pun thread, so give yourself a sarcastic pat(ella) on the back.
@Mauldoon54 жыл бұрын
Back to the shoulders 2: Where we’re going, we don’t need sleeves!
@ReclusiveBadger4 жыл бұрын
You missed a golden opportunity to say "I don't have Tem for sleeves, mom and dad!"
@huntclanhunt96974 жыл бұрын
So... When do we get to watch you guys play Escape from Tarkov?
@Retw864 жыл бұрын
The advantage to Luke taking his ammonite with him is that when his switch and phone inevitably go flat he can stare at his ammonite like Spongebob and Patrick do with the magic conch
@timothyoswald86184 жыл бұрын
Luke: their soft bits are lost to time... Ellen: like everyone! A+ banter. Love it!
@skipskylark95254 жыл бұрын
this is the funniest episode yet, the chaotic energy of you both being exhausted is so relatable
@bilbo_t_baggins27624 жыл бұрын
If Luke has lost his kneecaps, how will he get to Birmingham?
@kadosho024 жыл бұрын
I truly believe Luke is a Jedi or Super Saiyan
@vazul6664 жыл бұрын
In a shipping container, obviously.
@dominateeye4 жыл бұрын
Slowly.
@subman234 жыл бұрын
You said: we filmed a bunch of really cool stuff and we're tired I heard: so we're getting a nonlive D&D before March? Excellent!
@MetabolicSpore04 жыл бұрын
0:19 Ellens face is the correct reaction to Bud Fenzler (I assume that's how it's spelled... I don't care if it's not. )
@Brasc4 жыл бұрын
*Luke, as I heard him:* Oh! I tell you what, my favorite Amma Knight. Yeah, I've got a real good Amma Knight. I was thinking about it the other day. I was holding it and looking at it and thinking 'God this is a good Amma Knight.' You want to see a picture? *Me:* ??? Is this a Pokemon or statue or figurine or...? *Luke:* ~shows picture~ *Me:* Oh... oh! _Ammonite._ Fossil. Right, got ya.
@petervelocity68924 жыл бұрын
I'm late but luke just realized his purpose in life being a cartoon character
@tichodroma4 жыл бұрын
21:49 Just for the record, this is the point where, starting with a fifteen seconds long imitation of a train, Ellen and Luke once more let the show derail into complete chaos. You've done worse before while not tired!
@fearfulsuggestion4 жыл бұрын
I kept expecting Luke to fail to account for the ancient leopard.
@eathenalbrecht50724 жыл бұрын
YES! A proper Ellening, Finally! I knew that it was too good to be true when all of Luke's early decisions worked out, Death before he even started the mission. Happy to see Ellen is back and the channel is in full swing again, keep up the good work.
@darkjackel86084 жыл бұрын
"The theme of this show is -- we are very tired." Yeah, that absolutely checks out after that intro. 😏
@MrFutago874 жыл бұрын
I googled "boudoir mardi gras" and now I can't get the images of Luke in such outfits out of my head.
@Artificer19114 жыл бұрын
Because I am an adult, I can't help but imagine the 3 item "secret hiding spot" as a rather uncomfortable location on the body. I am impressed by Luke's capacity.
@Grisu18054 жыл бұрын
Ellen: *talks about Digimon* Me: Finally, people of culture! ... Well, a woman of culture. (Luke, shame on you!)
@IvanMyr14 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Luke didn't save his beloved Casio calculator watch
@nickjeffery5364 жыл бұрын
In my head-canon, "Reynolds" was an orphan, because Luke seems to have it in for orphans...
@emzombie50254 жыл бұрын
The three things Luke would want to respawn with is literally me 😂 fun fact: ammonite are my fav fossil and i am VERY jealous of Luke's! Also just recently got a tattoo of one 😄
@float7794 жыл бұрын
5:00 you don't always get three items. You have a container with a 2 by 2 slot, if you purchase the cheapest version. With that container you could pick up 4 one by one items, 1 2 by 2 item and so on. I think you get it. There are several containers who all differ in sice.
@roland18374 жыл бұрын
Luke: Isn't it time you fought Rocky in that great boxing match in the sky? me: Rocky is dead?
@Zoso148924 жыл бұрын
He missed a prime opportunity to say 'If he dies, he dies' and leg it out the room.
@idioticpanther80684 жыл бұрын
When Ellen talks about Digimon it must have caused Luke to get flashbacks from all the times she couldn't stop talking about Kingdoms of Amalur... Edit: "No time for sleeves!" needs to be on a shirt!
@Natwail4 жыл бұрын
On a tank top, obviously.
@idioticpanther80684 жыл бұрын
Of course, apologies!
@dakotahserrott32164 жыл бұрын
I got idea for guys do “ways we blow ourselves” up such as throwing grenade at someone only for it hit some sort obstacles and bounce back to you like ping pong ball, fire rpg at close range either because we got jump scared or because we were idiots or just straight up making mistakes with how we think explosion going work.
@jamiechristensen64334 жыл бұрын
Personal head canon: Luke threw all the medicine in a lake
@thanksfernuthin4 жыл бұрын
You stoke up the ancient, rust covered, hundred year old steam train which are notorious for exploding even in premium condition. In your exuberance you shovel in a ridiculous amount of coal and are zipping past your base when the entire engine disintegrates in a horrific steam cloud sending chunks of shrapnel in every direction for miles. Your entire team is shredded into McNugget sized chunks. Amazingly, the antibiotics somehow protect you from this fate. Instead you fall face forward and hear a crack in your right leg. The enemy has you and you'll never leave the city.
@thesamuraiman4 жыл бұрын
I'm awake at 430am. EST. Thanks for keeping me up. 😂
@serendipitydiamond28424 жыл бұрын
ok firstly, OW!!! secondly I would love to know how Luke would have used his three chosen items in the Choose Your Own Adventure portion.
@Chris_Sizemore4 жыл бұрын
Your squad of 4 men and 1 injured hear the enemy approaching the abandoned factory you're in. Do you: A: Flee towards a Jeep to escape in, or B: Flee towards a train to escape in, or C: Remember your playing a FPS game and set up an ambush at the two entrances to the factory? or D: Call an Uber to pick you up. Those three things in your stash could be useful...
@theycallmejodamo4 жыл бұрын
When Luke said that the theme of this Show of the Weekend was "we're very tired", I felt that. Felt it with my soul..... By the way, Jane said you guys were just as good as Ryan Reynolds, so congrats and all that.
@ulfhazelcreek81084 жыл бұрын
This is a good way to start a day. Laughter, and coffee. Thanks Look and Ellen.
@carriefrazier18094 жыл бұрын
I kept waiting/hoping for Ellen to say “You fail to account for the ancient leopard.”
@TheDiplomancer4 жыл бұрын
Luke: It sounds like "Escape from New York" *Hideo Kojima wants to know your location*
@davemunro63804 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have Ellen's laugh as a ringtone....but I don't have a ringtone my phone is always on silent because I done want to hassle. But I live her laugh! Glad she's back!
@blueguard614 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The moment you do reveal your Tem Cards is also the moment where your sleeves come off simultaneously
@Dogyman90004 жыл бұрын
Luke's face at 8:01 is pure bliss
@gruggerduggerhoose4 жыл бұрын
Lukes hangover advice of getting up and exercising isn’t the worst advice i’ve ever heard. My best advice would be get up, pour a pint of magners with ice, tan that, pour another one and start doing some work around the house clears it up no problem. Trust me. Im a scientist!
@screetchycello4 жыл бұрын
I *totally* get not bringing up things about your private life, but I found this extremely funny: Ellen: what three things would you save above all else Luke, wearing a wedding ring: Definitely my Nintendo Switch. Definitely.
@johnnygma4 жыл бұрын
everything Luke does from 24:14 to 24:36 is one BIG mood
@kadosho024 жыл бұрын
That opener was marvelous, perfection even 😅 but also this week's game just expands the joy in Ellen's laugh, so magical Choose your own adventure was awesome 😍 Note to self, don't drink coffee when the story unravels & progresses 🤣
@Blackdracko74 жыл бұрын
A favourite ammonite implies multiple ammonites. I don't care how you do it guys and to what game you relate the quiz but Ellen need to guess the ranking of Luke's ammonites.
@CrimBlack4 жыл бұрын
Ellen: "...seems like you had a heavy night..." Me: "...more like Luke had a heavy ammonite...."
@BlakeSingleton4 жыл бұрын
As Ellen mimicked the scene from Major Payne (chooga chooga chooga chooga chooga chooga chooga chooga ... choo choooooo), I couldn’t help imagining her breaking Luke’s pinky finger.
@bett4314 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tactical hangover advice
@bigmurphman4 жыл бұрын
Me: From all the choose your own adventure falls I’m taking, I’m gonna need some fresh kneecaps soon. But where am I - Producer John: Fresh kneecaps, you say?
@gisdings4 жыл бұрын
Hangover: "The thing I find is really good, is like going for a run, going for the gym or going for a walk or something." Finding antibiotics: "Oh great, chuck them" I'm getting mixes signals here, Luke.
@XeranDereth4 жыл бұрын
No, he didn't chuck them, he chugged them, meaning he swallowed them all.
@gisdings4 жыл бұрын
@@XeranDereth I know what it meant, just wasn't clear how to spell, google said "chuck1 /tʃʌk/ verb [transitive] especially British English informal 1 to throw something in a careless or relaxed way" so I went with that. Thanks a lot, for the clarification. 👍
@justincase74204 жыл бұрын
Movie announcer voice- When there's no more room in rezzed, Jane will walk the earth. The living don't have a prayer.
@r.j.bedore98844 жыл бұрын
Ellen's over the top Russian accent made my morning. Laughing with you guys really is the best medicine!
@sc2_Nightmare4 жыл бұрын
Between Digimon and Kingdoms of Amalur, I wonder if Luke has ever considered noise canceling headphones.
@ShiKageMaru4 жыл бұрын
I wish, for the sound sensitive, that the high pitch sound at about 75% was toned down a bit.
@joeyhacker75184 жыл бұрын
Stages of love and addiction for show of the weekend! Give a like 4-5 minutes in watching for the first time because of golden content and great cast chemistry Give a like anytime Ellen and Luke refer to Andy before the 4-5 minute mark Give a like as soon as Ellen laughs, has a puppet hand or does her inner Pikachu voice Give a like during the intro, well before the jingle plays
@MrALUCARDIII4 жыл бұрын
24:12 Luke activating Kingdom of Amalur protocol.
@happybob14414 жыл бұрын
In a war-torn city. Forming a squad. Leader: So what do you bring to the team? Luke: I have this ammonite. Rest of squad: ... Rest of squad: ... Leader: Set him on fire. We'll use him to warm the water to make some tea.