Shower Thoughts That Are TRUE

[@lottibt2149]

I‘m learning more from Kyutie than in school...

[@Hurricane_Tortilla_yt]

True DAT

[@Naomimaerie]

Yep

[@Hana-ku9dh]

Ikr so true

[@binderdust2453]

Sameeeeeeee

[@parulpatel9179]

Umm.. ARMY 💜💜💜

[@wyn8812]

i feel like the difference between a 27 year old being friends with a 20 year old and a 17 year old being friends with a 10 year old is maturity

[@rikosama7648]

Woah ! True !

[@slvfy]

honestly, yea

[@itz_sfirfi5027]

*That 10 year old is me.*

[@gavin-corey-regels4784]

I was waiting for someone to say this haha

[@selma8337]

@@itz_sfirfi5027 damn you’re ten? Lol

[@jupitermoon2775]

OK, just commenting this because of the lost limb part, my older sister got a gerbil while I was probably like eight which would make her nine, and it got attacked by our cats at one point. Turns out, if they get caught, gerbils will shed the skin over their tale as a defense mechanism so his tail was just bone. And after several weeks (he didn't actually make it due to what we think was a heart attack) they will chew off the bone and regrow the tail. So for the time leading up to his death, her gerbil had a bone for a tail with no fur over it.

[@ajnumbers4356]

Rest in piece for that gerbil, also wow I did not know that-

[@Pomegranatelover333]

Sorry for your loss I did not know that it kinda gave me chils

[@ROSIE-sp1wx]

:0

[@anooshakhan7107]

Woah

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

Reptiles and amphibians are one thing, but for a _mammal,_ that is very strange. 😦 Who was that biologist from "Spider man" who lost his arm, and tried to use reptile D.N.A to grow it back, but would periodically turn into a kind of " Alligator Person"? If only he had used hamster D.N.A

[@betsy7357]

Okay but the first one- That made my brain hurt

[@Jay_TVee]

Honestly. Lol

[@mykeoyu]

Same honestly

[@Pomegranatelover333]

Same

[@naheemahahmed]

Lucky i dont have a brain to hurt

[@jiasingh3205]

@@naheemahahmed I-sdkskd 😂

[@vincenzocassano7241]

The reason why schools dont let you source wikipedia is bcs its public use...anybody can change the info...

[@colonelfade9958]

anyone 18 and older can but whatever on there

[@daniasajid6742]

but what about the hundreds of fact checkers, if it's false it doesn't go through

[@Ella-gh7qh]

They are viscous with their fact checking. If something isn’t factually correct, the user who edited the page will be banned, and their edits will be deleted. Which is why it’s so stupid that we don’t get to use Wikipedia as a real source.

[@keeleyrasche4039]

@@Ella-gh7qh ikr, it’s so annoying. I still use it even tho I’m not allowed to-

[@Ella-gh7qh]

@@keeleyrasche4039 I’ve used it a couple of times, and sourced it, but every time we ask our teachers, they always say stuff like “absolutely not, ANYONE can edit that stuff”

[@pearlyshelll]

I literally just cried in ny room, listening to sad songs, while hugging my plushie. I got a notification from Kyutie? I immediately smiled, thank you for making me smile, Ellen..

[@jetblack-0]

I’m so tired of people thinking I’m a nerd because of my glasses and braces, it’s so stereotypical :/

[@jetblack-0]

@@nazirarahman757 Thank you for the positive comment :)

[@livAhoms]

But then, they are also calling you smart, so it’s not an insult! 😊

[@waterbottle3265]

Nerds is just a title, why should people let titles define thme

[@livAhoms]

@Fathima Zahra Khan people think that “nerd” is an insult so they say it; but it’s the opposite, so it’s not really an insult

[@lpskawaiikitty2813]

ikr?! also, I try to tell people, that not all people who wear glasses are into science/is nerdy/is super smart etc... but the tv shows don't help! like, in tv shows almost every single character who wears glasses is a nerd! but yeah that's annoying. cause I have to wear glasses ALL the time, but yet I do not like science, and do not consider myself a "nerd". (and no, I'm not "overreacting" or whatever, I just figured that since everyone else is talking about glasses problems, I might as well too. 😅🤣)

[@melaniezirixa1239]

The nod up and nod down thing is nod up is for saying "what's up!" And the nod down is a form of tipping your hat and saying "how you doing." Cowboys use to grasp the top of the hat and pull it off while nodding their head downwards to Ladies. And those that wore top hats would grab the brim of the hat and "tip" it while nodding their head downward to Ladies as well. Now (especially in the state of Texas) nodding the head downward is a form of saying hello to anyone and everyone.

[@cobrakairobloxenthusiast4291]

Oh I hate shower thoughts they gimme anxiety.

[@ZunairahAhmed]

I always get them and then forget them later

[@arandomgirl306]

Then why are you here lol? Just kidding, no hate.

[@Hana-ku9dh]

Lol

[@abbasraza4043]

@Sarah Hemedes me too

[@cherryroblox3219]

Same really when it says somthing like imagine your in a show or something and then I just start thinking

[@lepetzipitoof3118]

Hey, if people who were glasses aren’t nerds because they failed a test doesn’t that mean people who don’t wear glasses are nerds?????????? U tell me

[@rikosama7648]

I see that you wear glasses and got triggered hehe

[@rikosama7648]

But yes , i have a friend who wears glasses who looked smart to me but honestly he makes me lose braincells everytime we talk...

[@lepetzipitoof3118]

@@rikosama7648 o but u see i don't wear glasses

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

I agree, Oof. Shouldn't it be a "_Not_ wear glasses" test?

[@alima.a7632]

@@rikosama7648 I actually have a friend exactly like that too

[@wizzzard999]

Pro tip for students who want to source Wikipedia, but can't: just put the sources from the bottom of the Wikipedia article as your sources, since they were used to write the article itself

[@colonelfade9958]

wow I'm on pc but I wish I could screen shot this

[@nishitaa.]

@@colonelfade9958 Screenshot for Mac- Press and hold these three keys together: Shift, Command, and 4 Screenshot for Windows- Press the Windows key and prt scrn buttons together. Sharing cuz these changed my life

[@luipirronecook8474]

@@nishitaa. wow I didn't know it was that simple. thanks so much for sharing!

[@nishitaa.]

@@luipirronecook8474 😊

[@colonelfade9958]

@@nishitaa. oh thanks

[@jeremybophonejjb9497]

Okay, but like that shirt is so cute!!

[@saidaabdille8603]

Yass

[@heyyitsjenna]

It really issss!!!

[@destinyc2195]

Ikr I was thinking that the entire video.

[@piro2761]

Yassssss 👁👅👁

[@Hurricane_Tortilla_yt]

Its gay

[@rosepetunia1829]

Some shower thoughts are so stupid it makes people think. Like, "If humans can see water, can fish see air?" Or "The first person to milk a cow, what was he/she doing with the cow in the first place?"

[@Hana-ku9dh]

Hey I see your comments everywhere like on sandaisy’s channel and your profile picture is so cute so I can recognize it anywhere

[@rosepetunia1829]

+ My Names Caity Exactly!! But apparently lots of people in the world just think "Nah fish can definitely see air." No they can't!

[@asifbhuiyan9298]

@@Hana-ku9dh ikr

[@asifbhuiyan9298]

@@rosepetunia1829 heyyy i also see your comments everywhere i really hope u notice me ;-;

[@rosepetunia1829]

+ Asif Bhuiyan Well you were in my notifications so of course I noticed youz!

[@Purpur_Oswa]

Now i know where teachers get their questions from

[@iman420_]

Starfishes can grow back limbs btw

[@rosepetunia1829]

Yeah it's pretty coolz!!!!!!

[@User101x]

I love how genuine Ellen is 💙💙💙 I want to be a better person. If anyone ever needs someone to talk to, I'll listen.

[@kirahdavids]

hey you reading this . i hope youre doing good you'll get through this ( whatever you're going through ) dont give up . 💞💞:)

[@saidaabdille8603]

Aaw thx

[@kirahdavids]

@@bri-kn5xo you're welcome 😊💞

[@keeleyrasche4039]

4:56 my cat, before he passed away would come down from the attic and circle around my feet and sometimes meow for loving. After he had enough petting, he would go sit in a chair/below something near me. And, since we have 2 dogs, he would be limited to my room only and when I would go away from my room for too long, he would come and try to see me even though he was terrified of my dogs. So I would say that counts.

[@liivvvyyy]

Hi, I’m an old viewer. I just got a notification pop up from your video and was like “she used to be my idol!” I hope you’re doing well these days and you’re taking good care of yourself!

[@stillinthepantry9555]

I love shower thoughts, it’s even better with Kyutie to read them.

[@TheBirdGuy923]

I loved these shower thoughts; they make you thing but they also kind of creep me out 😅 btw a star fish can also grow back parts

[@L.P.audios]

You know one of my shower thoughts where “why do people hate each other so much or treat others like shit, in the end of the day we are all the same species, we are all human beings”

[@rye581]

Not a shower thought. Well not for me. I think about that 24/7 And as much as u have to look from the perspective of someone who has been taught these values and their parents and all the generations back to the beginning of time but its just sad and hard to wrap my head around how ppl can be so mean. Oh also. It's a habit. *were U said where but its were

[@Thesilliestkid]

I mean we call eachother ugly but inside of us, we have an ugly jellyfish controlling us.

[@dd7301]

Some dude in my DM: Hey cute lemme ************** Me: Casualy starts texting him yesterday's shower thoughts but as normal sentences The dude: wrong number-

[@halo_x3228]

Shower thought: If women's pants had bigger pockets they would probably have smaller purses.

[@kaidouhottopicgiftcard]

Me, who doesn't wear purses usually and always wears sweatpants with large pockets: 😌✌️

[@halo_x3228]

@@kaidouhottopicgiftcard 👌 Noice

[@isarein]

Yh why does our pants have no pockets even smh it's annoying 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Ghoulzii33]

If we had pockets at all some jeans giving us fake pockets

[@marshysuxatlife8353]

EARLY Fun fact I used to try finding your channel years after stopping watching You and typing Cutie Quite Qtie

[@almondleafy4761]

Lol same

[@arandomgirl306]

@mixxie probably YT recommended

[@marshysuxatlife8353]

@mixxie she was on my recommended

[@marshysuxatlife8353]

@@arandomgirl306 yea

[@bisheen]

If you put cutie KZbinr, It would have shown up

[@uvashnijadunandan2124]

My 2 cousins my uncle my sister and I were watching a horror movie and (me and my cousin is 11 btw) a girl was tied up to a bed bc she was possessed and me and my cousin couldn't stop laughing 😂

[@Hana-ku9dh]

Lol

[@blake3365]

if a horror movie is following the victim, and a thriller is following the investigator, then what is a movie following the killer?

[@reasonstoeatcheese9039]

Documentary?

[@akshayakaivalya3452]

None of the above

[@cear1493]

“I find horror movies funny-” Me: Finally I can relate to someone!!!!

[@salvettee]

Am I the only one who like, once a month, will have that one messed-up schedule day in which (this happened today), I don’t eat breakfast, I ate lunch at 1:00PM (13:00), took an hour long nap from 2 to 3, ate dinner at 5:30, and yeah- But basically it’s just a crappy day in which you spend all your time in your room talking to yourself-

[@lheanmedios2742]

Let's appreciate that kyutie Post everyday 🥰

[@sabinxbts2126]

Our brains when showering: It's my time to shine~

[@avastars3393]

That's so true😂😂

[@meltheconehead]

I love how Kyuties hat always matches her clothes :)

[@iloveallyoubeautifulpeople9857]

You always look so pretty it honestly impressive ❤

[@Ava-eh7xb]

I used to watch u all the time growing up and u honestly helped raise me and today I saw a tik tok about u and I got very emotional because u were a big part of my childhood and all I want to say is thank you

[@lp2744]

You fall asleep on your table? Lol you we're so comfortable saying that, I love you 😂

[@avastars3393]

I know right?

[@SR-tp8fx]

Your parents tell you that you will need glasses if you stare at your TV for a long time but people call you a nerd but 'nerds don't watch TV'

[@lvrzlaine]

i had a shower thought last night. if dog years are 7 years, doesn't that mean the dog is in the future?

[@rosepetunia1829]

No. They just grow up faster than humans.

[@katie.cookie6349]

Nice attempt, but no.

[@mahekshiekh5185]

Dont be so mean atleast she tried. Spread positivity.

[@seulgies..]

Hi me! It’s me in the Future

[@rye581]

That's a thought. But it's one that doesn't actually work or add up. That's more of overthinking something.

[@PuddlesTheMolten]

I didn't even realize I got here when there were 4 likes

[@bloomingflxwer2835]

I have never commanded but I love your vids! Your so nice! 💖💖

[@ethereallymoonlit4872]

8:32 I wake early but can sleep very late (like about 11 or 12 in the night) and not be tired the next day.

[@chrissynovful]

A church sign I saw read: "We will continue to evolve until mothers grow an extra limb with every child".

[@TheBirdGuy923]

I love how Ellen said she just went blank, then she ended the video 😂

[@calmbeforethestorm9082]

People nod downwards to strangers because nodding downwards shows more respect and formality as well as submission, typically because they don't know how important or prestigious that person is (typical of Asian culture). We nod upwards to friends and family because it shows familiarity and comfortableness, because we are generally comfortable around the people we know best. It's a subconscious thing, but most of us do it.

[@emiy444]

Funny how we live with parrots FLYING and animals REGENARTING Their limbs while we out here just walking like were-

[@Anonymous-jx8nl]

7:30: *Kyutie typing something on her computer* *My brain:* Man, she types fast!

[@cloudytron]

Random shower thoughts: *We can only see ourself in selfies photo,mirrors*

[@rye581]

Or water

[@missroyaltea4012]

or some shiny surfaces

[@cloudytron]

@@missroyaltea4012 yea

[@cloudytron]

@@rye581 true

[@p.eytann]

I like her videos , cuz they don't make me as lonely. :>

[@dee-gee2258]

I'm here early, yay, you're Soo pretty btw kyutie❣️

[@sakku8484]

1:22 my cousins watched IT and they apparently laughed their butts off

[@rye581]

Reason that there are so many shower thoughts is bc why else would u shower. Like obviously to be clean but sometimes when I need to think ill hop in the shower. It's the most relaxing place u can go. Lols

[@pixelatorextreme3359]

"Wow, what am I attached to?" Before she answers..... Ad plays for phone 📱

[@iman420_]

Shower thought: We technically never close our eyes, our eyelids just make it dark for us

[@MyTurtleApril]

Yeah, and that's called "closing your eyes."

[@thestateoftired]

@@MyTurtleApril no,that’s closing your eyelids

[@Hana-ku9dh]

Yeah it’s closing the eye lifd

[@Hana-ku9dh]

Lids*

[@kristenswanepoel1449]

Wow I never thought about that

[@colonelfade9958]

4:54 no, they don't really care for their owners that much they mostly care about having the things they need to survive the only reason they don't run away is because they have a good source of food and shelter and they don't know the next time they'll receive something this great

[@Mikki-San]

My cats would definitely not be sad about my death, they’ed be like “yes! Finally she’s gone!”

[@lonelybanana555]

“...wait. I need food”

[@timeamajor2081]

My cat always get super worried about ppl when they have a shower or come out of the pool and are wet. So yesterday I pranked my cat by pretending to be dead. She sniffed my ear and left -_-

[@eevee1372]

The videos thumbnail got me dead 💀 🤣

[@sunnieray4571]

I swear Kyutie always makes my day... I ain't that early or the first or the last 😂😂😂 How's everyone today???

[@suzi_mai]

Hi and how is your evening? I'm getting ready for my job. Ellen is my wake up alarm. Start the day with something nice. Bye

[@sunnieray4571]

@@suzi_mai ohh well i hope you have a good day at work :)

[@typpiii]

ugh i love this girl... shes my whole childhood. i wish she would be my friend.. i honestly think she kinda helped shape my personality

[@cheymarcorrea371]

off topic but how are you so pretty😭😭

[@bespokegabby8894]

The fact that this vid has NO DISLIKES just goes to show u that Ellen is one of the most unproblematic youtubers out there

[@rebeccathegachatuber3040]

Now there is two;-;

[@harsharagoonanan2310]

Those are the one who use the dislike button to help them feel like they have something to get off their chest.

[@bespokegabby8894]

@@rebeccathegachatuber3040 ik ;-;

[@shriya_bhudia7443]

The head nodding is a common British thing...

[@anijali3831]

I like the way she says salamander like, salaMANder. It’s so cuteeeee

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

"we love being attached to inanimate objects because they can't die or leave us" me with a massive hoarding problem: 😳😳

[@catherinearriaza4251]

First? Luv you and your channel ❤

[@Gumiworms]

Aaaaaaah my boredem is cured.

[@ameliex]

After my grandma dies, I didn’t realize it till now, but my brother and I grew attached to things that we got when we’re were little: had it our entire lives. His is a blanket from my grandma and mine is a small stuffed giraffe I got in second grade

[@delly9477]

It's been how many years since I've been watching your channel?? I really enjoy you going back to some old videos right now hahahahaha

[@JohnRandomness105]

Ellen isn't very scared of horror movies? I wonder if Ellen recalls, "Annie is Typing". Attached to inanimate objects? How about cars? (Recalling someone crying after trading one in. Then there are cars people have had for 20 or 30 years.) The dinosaurs: I read a novel in which a few people went back in time to the days of the T-rexes, probably a few million years before the extinction event. He noted that he was closer to his own time than to the time of the brontosauruses.

[@shaylewis7725]

fun fact: the people who commented before me haven’t watched the video yet

[@almondleafy4761]

Lol ur profile picture

[@ttxlovely8629]

wow really no way

[@JR-op8zk]

14 seconds!? BAM! Im quick UwU

[@DarkDuck718]

I like your shirt😌

[@pink_mushroom____]

I think crabs can also grow their limbs back. Also I don't know if cats do mourn people, but they have saved many lives. I heard a story of a woman with her cat and it was on the table. It kept looking at the girl, then looking at the ceiling. A robber had broke in from the top or the attic. Another one I heard is a girl with her cat was sitting on her lap, then it jumped onto the table and started hissing. The girl looked up and there was a snake in a tree. The cat managed to jump up and attack it, and it actually defeated the snake.

[@theiconiccow4818]

Heres a comment for a video idea bunmo what to call it but I have a true story. My parents are divorced, and it hasn't been too long since they divorced. But my mom made me move to WI. with her, it was only about a month until she decided to bring this strange man to our house, I was very suspicious because she would never do that but I could've swore I saw her on a dating app once. A few days later it got worse, she still hasn't told me she was dating him, but she was rubbing in my face and hiding it at the same time. So one day decided to record them so I hid my phone while recording and left without them suspecting anything, then I waited a few mins and took my phone and went to my room. I watched the 6 min video and my mom looked around the room for me and then since I wasn't there she asked for a kiss from him.... and it happend.... and I cried no no BAWLED QUIETLY! My best friend told me shes being mentally abusive and I agree but I dont want to jump to conclusions either bc shes never done this before... I'm 12 years old btw.

[@lovemir777]

I love your channel so much 🥺💜

[@excessivedaydreamer831]

1:15 the way she said "aaaaah" and "right" 😂😂😂💜

[@leah-il9lz]

Here's a shower thought: Why do we call animation "animation" when it's just stop motion doodles?

[@reasonstoeatcheese9039]

Because its animated I think that's why

[@illicxt7480]

Not always

[@saturn5063]

horror movies, I just got done watching The Nun, Annabelle Creation, Annabelle, and The Conjuring. Thank you for keeping me safe Kyutie

[@montherese3357]

she's so prettyㅠㅠ

[@spxde114]

Man- I guess 10th will do-

[@teddygram9746]

Cats do mourn humans as long as they’re seen by the human a lot throughout the day to the point where they are attached

[@avastars3393]

Same applies to turtles

[@lunacraveswifi7192]

hi!! I'm so happy I'm finally early

[@noelle2k3]

8:17 it means when you are younger (a kid) it's considered as your house bc u don't have to pay bills or anything. When you get older and if you still live with your parents it's more scene as their house. Or it could also mean it's your parents house bc you moved.

[@simpy-g9s]

"OoOooOOoohhHhHhhhH........" "AaAaAaaAahh..."

[@rajkucha72]

I love how at 1:10 kyutie just went ohhh yeaaa 😂

[@user-jd2ll2rd4q]

I LOVE YOUUU

[@xxwallzxx4509]

I don't think I would need glasses. They just need to get off my eyes. Remember a long time ago when I was like, Ah! My eyes!!! Then the cops tried to make it into a joke to cover it up? Even PK made a joke on thumbnail on it. Yup! They are in there. Can make it blurry with the vessels or something they are pinching. When off, it returns a bit. Still not sure if glasses though. I also have said this about all senses before. Taste, hearing (they will play the game of slick with this, so heads up), sight, smell. Sights they can reduce as said. Hearing can be slightly and not much reduced. Taste, they are in there. You can still taste. Ut you can still taste radiation as well. I guess you get to the point of getting used to it that you won't recognize it tbh. Smell, yup. They like grow in that area or something and it will negate some smell. Not all, but probably most. That is it tbh. They also can mask your voice. That is by compressing the voice box and start to use voice thrower. There is a thing about that tbh. In which I know them and they will start to frame as well. But they will know what you are about to say before saying it. Then say it with voice thrower and mask your voice. So I ignore most of the time. They just like to do that a lot. Honed voice thrower. That comes with a lot fo frames and denial btw. But I have been saying it for ages too. Like they have like a million different laughs. Sabrina, the retard crazy chick Priscilla or the black guy and more. So they all sort of take turns or will even voice changer with it as well. So there you go.

[@thestupidgenius6866]

A lot of people tend to be scared of realistic horror movies yet it’s actually the opposite for me idk why. If it’s realistic I’m usually kinda disgusted or sad. But if it’s not then I’m usually super duper scared.

[@KalKal...]

"People who get glasses are not nerds, they fail a test to get glasses" As a person who has had glasses since I was 1 I can't really relate! LOL! Lve your vid!

[@thatonebaguette798]

Heyy queen

[@mahekshiekh5185]

Kyutie or me hahahz

[@iquestionmyself9678]

That thumbnail is just sad

[@shtary]

"Are lizards the only thing that can grow a limb back?" My immediate thought was "Slowpoke (the pokémon) it can grow it's tail back too"

[@aamilaltaf1404]

I want to be born with pocketssssssss

[@jaidysaesthetic5534]

Hey ily🥺

[@menuinmalibu]

Hello Kyutie! I love your rainbow shirt and your lipstick or lip gloss color!

[@shriyanshisingh5370]

whenever u speak 'BUT' is really gooodd👍👍

[@gaesimp__]

I think starfish could also grow limbs back. Also yes, cats mourn humans, they usually get antisocial and depressed

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

shower thought: time travel is real, because if it wasn't then we'd all be stuck in time.

[@ttxlovely8629]

ok

[@thebettafish3239]

Cool

[@sanichi8231]

Well I take a shower 4 so long,yeah!🚿😎

[@lheanmedios2742]

Hello everyone have a great day

[@coopsahoy8563]

“I agree with this because... AND THATS ALL FOR TODAY”

[@gawd-zila]

Shower thought: Kyutie's new videos are her old videos because her hair grew and her semi-old short hair videos are new videos.