Finding Nemo explained by an idiot

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I think everyone agrees that anyone who's ever watched this movie absolutely despises that little girl.

[@atotallyrealhuman8780]

yeah, tho i kinda get her it’s not her fault

[@greenlywood5652]

true

[@xavierhobbrick6535]

You are everywhere, how

[@zerocritikal]

@player 2 I will obliterate both equally

[@robertringsrud9950]

Actually i don't remember that girl. The one i despise is dory. She's freaking insufferable.

[@randaranatunga7259]

I can only imagine “Bambi” explained by this genius A true piece of art

[@aboma733]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eanKpXiemp6YjaM,,.

[@kingfish7528]

the hunter be like first blood one shot one kill +500xp

[@timothylynch6074]

"And the bitch got 360 no scoped, who didn't see that coming"

[@randaranatunga7259]

@@timothylynch6074 I can literally hear him saying that😂

[@din2akhiangte507]

@@aboma733 stop spammer

[@mercury2157]

It took me a while to realize that since sea turtles eat jellyfish, that's probably how Crush found the two so easily

[@godsangel9749]

Intelligence 100

[@Eman-lg2gb]

EEEEEE

[@miketrevtt1857]

Iq 2000

[@adriani.m4163]

I guess some dark shit has to be unseen in kids movies

[@mercury2157]

@@adriani.m4163 as opposed to the two main characters nearly dying multiple times throughout the movie?

[@imagiking69420]

4:59 the joke of Dory saying "F**k yo son" going directly before High Boi describing Nemo as "the f**ked son" is so discreet yet so hilarious.

[@LordSpink]

Best discovered channel of 2021!

[@antenmanakhelo]

Ikr bro literally gained 1mil in a month

[@supergk4315]

I hope you see this I'm a huge fan of your old little shop videos on apex

[@matteobenonihasler8142]

Highly agreeed😆

[@get_my_damn_potato5461]

@@Smell-yer-maw yes he did lmao 😂 I subbed to him at 50k then his shit just took off by the next day and went to 980k

[@aq0m]

@@get_my_damn_potato5461 ikr every day he was gaining 100k at one point

[@AnkushB1811]

Things people haven't figured out- 1- Meaning of life 2- Existence of God 3- High Boi rating system

[@crocowithaglocko5876]

I’m so high that I’ve figured out the rating system

[@nangboonleng6326]

@@crocowithaglocko5876 So what stuff to understand his rating?

[@bannana4058]

@@nangboonleng6326 all of them

[@BowlTheOne]

@@nangboonleng6326 make sure to smoke more weeds

[@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523]

You are forgetting one thing. When it comes to Americans we also haven’t figured out basic geography and think Africa is a country

[@markbelden6883]

"finding Nemo explained by a genius" is a more accurate title

[@Nothing-bn4sl]

yes

[@sashakorytnikova4591]

Yeeeee

[@thecoconutgum]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@kimba9151]

U know it

[@drarkoyt112]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@iRinnda]

"fuck, I'll never be able to tap my son's ass" had me spitting and simultaneously almost choking on my own spit.

[@namaanda5349]

same, this is the best 2 layer joke I've ever heard

[@colin-onioin]

Actually, Merlin would turn into a female, and his ass would be tapped by Nemo.

[@namaanda5349]

ok, now it's 2 layer + plot twist

[@sophiecotton2320]

Same except I spit out sprite on my table

[@eagle_2351]

That's because you subconsciously wanted to die after hearing that.

[@thotslayer806]

“Sigma male grindset Never help crippled children” That fish is a true sigma

[@GeezSus]

High boi started the trend lol

[@fireflymiesumae]

Haha

[@SchizoprenicPotato]

do u guys know the music on 4:04 ?

[@GeezSus]

@@SchizoprenicPotato sigma music

[@SchizoprenicPotato]

@@GeezSus k ty, it sounds cool lol

[@aleksdreeve8878]

“Sigma male grindset: never help crippled children” absolutely choked me.

[@cyrusazarmy6665]

I love how he used the audio always used in those insta satire post😂

[@-AAA-147]

Probably the best version of that meme I've seen yet.

[@themastergluesniffer]

Time stamp

[@shellyg824]

Made me cry in my break room, I sound like a dying animal in here

[@whyoctogongood664]

Big A

[@user-mz6wb]

“Because nemo was depresso espresso” that killed me

[@sycationmadbros9876]

Hecker your here

[@HaymakerHavs]

HEKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@hello-uq7nr]

Heyyy Hecker how is beluga

[@Arsnichron]

HECKER

[@hello-uq7nr]

@@Arsnichron riCkRolLing

[@joeljohn2042]

How this man manages to demonetise a video of him recapping a family friendly movie is beyond my mortal comprehension

[@Spacebugg]

The secret ingredient is swear words

[@Dave1507]

did you watch it on mute, or what?

[@elchomper.1063]

Cause you lack all comprehension

[@elchomper.1063]

@@Dave1507 that excuse doesn't even work the video has fucking subtitles built into the video....

[@saladcaesar7716]

Probably copyright &hit

[@screendoor_]

“Sorry, I was murdering another national treasure, what can I help you with?” RIP My boi Steve

[@zen4ever3]

It’s such a funny, dark but funny joke

[@quirinmuller8722]

I dont get it can you explain?

[@Bzons]

@@quirinmuller8722 Steve Irwin died after being impaled by a stingray during an episode of his show. The footage of his death was destroyed by request of Irwin's family.

[@quirinmuller8722]

@@Bzons Oooh. Thanks lmao makes more sense now

[@imtootiredforthis7694]

Fun fact: There are only 10 dentists at any given time, and one of them comes from a long line of people who just in general hate all toothpaste.

[@luigimario3579]

Toothpaste deniers

[@enjerth78]

What irks me the most is that we always hear about what those 9 dentists think, but we never really get to hear what that other one really thinks.

[@jozokrstanovic9040]

9 out of 10 dentists agree that the 10th dentist should really chill out

[@Bee-fu9uz]

the tenth guy just hates the flavour

[@sineowl443]

@@enjerth78 the 10th one is an actually decent human being who does not get paid to advertise the useless pharma products and generally opts in for a natural tooth cleaning method...iguess

[@xLuciferxify]

"Dumbass uncooked fish finger" I'm stealing this Absolute gold

[@lennoxbh1102]

Finding nemo in minecraft?

[@opxx6910]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZTUmomQn8eoadU

[@DoxToDox]

Fishus

[@dindjarin1023]

Holy beejesus how the fuq did I read this at the EXACT time he said it

[@Majorite]

@@opxx6910 why do I click links and what did I just see

[@TBR.21]

By the way, when a ship's hull crushes the metal horn, it cracks the vial inside it, allowing the acid to run down a tube and into a lead-acid battery that until then contained no acid electrolyte until then. This energizes the battery, which makes the mine go kaput

[@DuplexWeevil337]

Cool

[@Slpdprvd-lm1os]

I only understood that last sentence.

[@Dsd2612S]

@@Slpdprvd-lm1os basically stuff break, liquid mix, BOOM

[@Slpdprvd-lm1os]

@@Dsd2612S ok thank you

[@countrycoffeecup7772]

I only understood this because I remember learning about the anatomy of a dry cell battery from my Junior Year Physical Science class in High School.

[@Ligma_Bawls_]

"The bubbly wubbly bit" *lip smack* God I'll never leave this channel

[@josephlibby5233]

I love ur name and pfp

[@Ligma_Bawls_]

@@josephlibby5233 Tysm

[@Miskahaila]

@@josephlibby5233 same here

[@kanyewest_real]

I would like but it’s at 69

[@jagamerboii6208]

Lol, same

[@themanwithoneplan5560]

Grindset sigma male Gill says “never help crippled children.” I felt that.

[@ronn6771]

Same. #Relatable #SigmaGrindset 😔

[@tobythehamster]

sigma fish daily routine - wake up - swim - refuse to help emotionally damaged and scared younger fish - go to sleep

[@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145]

I strive to be that one day

[@CallingSkoot]

Somebody called?

[@ayushdebbarma7585]

@@CallingSkoot sigma balls grindset

[@_Samm]

"This ass flap of a fish, that killed my boy Steve Irwin" Best line in the whole video

[@beautiflyEX]

You know what sucks he died on my birthday September 4th

[@manelmoyano7080]

"Sorry, I was murdering another national treasure, what can I help you with?"

[@muhkhalydin5953]

@@manelmoyano7080 lol

[@MagiSwag]

Except that that is a manta-ray and not a stingray.

[@jamchiroptera4258]

I love that the crab interrogation is still gold on its own, even now

[@ihsanauliarahman1057]

I never realized the crack innuendo of Bruce sniffing Dory's blood. His pupils even dilate.

[@Flome810]

Have you heard of the ratchet and clank series? Most of the games are rated E for Everyone yet there are so many sexual innuendos even in the titles 😂

[@daniellangston5887]

@@Flome810 The ole glory hole

[@oi-cj1pz]

takes a cracky to understand a cracky

[@gawddamn5824]

I never realized nemo had a fukd fin

[@eminemcruz6384]

Like catnip but opposite effect

[@malodos2295]

"Never help crippled children" -thats another quote to add to the Art Of The Sigma book.

[@gusmarston7864]

Uncle?

[@siralex9143]

@@gusmarston7864 YO WTF LMFAO

[@fadiamainar2679]

Family reunion

[@solehansalikin7318]

Who knows. Maybe the crippled children can shoot theyre nails by using a corpse part of jeSUS.

[@gusmarston7864]

@@siralex9143 what?

[@skullpirate3015]

I love how you only “ruined our childhood” by saying clownfish can switch genders to make more babies, but not that barracudas (the fish that “killed” all the babies) don’t kill clownfish, but other clownfish do. So Marlin made up the story of the barracuda because his wife ate all the babies.

[@malindataylor5285]

She just wanted to have a post-birth abortion

[@Flome810]

@@malindataylor5285 And a snack. Two in one!

[@MK11_EGY]

they don't eat EGGS, but she (somehow) didn't know that, so the barracuda attacked her, and all the eggs (except for Nemo's ofc) were destroyed in the skirmish. Plus, barracudas DO eat clown fish, it's just a rare occurrence.

[@ansonprydejr.1432]

Sorry, dude. MatPat and the Film Theorists beat you to the punch with both of those points.

[@saragerardo6089]

Someone watches Film Theory

[@bigred1619]

For anyone wondering what his actual score is I have deduced that it is a 5.8/10. The method at which I came to this conclusion is as follows: Assuming 1 straw kills one turtle and you have 9 turtles and 3.8 straws that means you have 5.2/9 of the turtles left which in decimal form is 0.57777 repeating which can be rounded up to 0.58 for simplicity. You then convert this back to Fraction form Which is how you come up with the score 5.8/10

[@nikolailawrey2691]

I love when people do this it is super fascinating seeing how people worked it out good work keep it up

[@derpyllama3460]

LMAO

[@cormacmccarthy1889]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2fPaYB8mbmUhqc

[@danielkover7157]

Nerd. 😊

[@IHeartPie34]

😊

[@hexzies4265]

The quote "Faken Stoopid Wamen" is never going to exit my mind.

[@BroadcastingCN]

Sounds real faken stoopid wamen

[@tealiotails4407]

@@BroadcastingCN LMAO

[@CoraCreates]

Same.

[@dumpertron1]

Lol

[@2222ben]

Ur future is not looking good my friend lol

[@urguysadz]

The mines have a tiny pressure point thats kinda like a red button. And the button has a very weak pressure point meaning anything(thats not water) that hits it will cause the mine to go kaboom.

[@theonlykingtiger]

Some have a magnetic fuze

[@Geyrider]

So they cant go past a special dept?

[@theonlykingtiger]

@@Geyrider no they sit close to the surface and when a ship comes close to them they explode

[@danielwang8017]

isn't it a chemical trigger? A glass vial inside of the horns breaks when something crashes into it?

[@addsreclame3264]

@@Geyrider well putting them very deep would be useless wouldn’t it?

[@dankymemerson237]

This channel has the only rating system that I can endorse.

[@Flome810]

9 turtles out of 3.8 plastic straws.

[@maritessvalenzuela1260]

@@Flome810 the only time he uses a rating system that WE dont understand is when he rated Wall-EEEEEEEE like what is 10 outta 10 bro it should be 69 wall-EEEEEEEEE's used out of 69,420 hoomans

[@dankymemerson237]

@@Flome810 Yo my guy how the heck you just gonna be Sokka, I been bingeing the crap out of ATLA.

[@Flome810]

@@dankymemerson237 I’ve watched the show twice.

[@georgeobrien3956]

This is like the best way to rewatch a movie if you don't actually want to sit through the whole thing, superb my guy

[@pickapixel]

YESSSS! Love it when you do Disney films

[@Human_traain]

Same

[@Geronimo-ys2jh]

Shrek Edit : Shrek

[@miguelreijs2024]

Yes random verified person

[@Winterrrz]

Wtf I haven't seen your channel in years! Last watched when you did crate unboxing

[@unusual3372]

Hi

[@masterzing3324]

“Marlin wakes up on this chill ass turtle, zoinked out of his mind” On seaweed. Come on, missed opportunity.

[@ontiveros4arroyos]

There is a special string of it that is nice

[@gmbill6831]

They are actually high off of jellyfish.

[@ontiveros4arroyos]

@@gmbill6831 the stinging has caused our pain cells to become so numb that we can express any other thing besides chill ness

[@aboma733]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/faKkoqitlr2UfcU ..

[@yifart9284]

“He didn’t get the memo or nemo” “Ha ha ha ha kill me” Seriously anything this dude says I laugh god his way he makes everyone laugh js amazing 😂

[@adriani.m4163]

Yeah me too

[@Nishaks15]

This comment had 444 likes before I liked it

[@opxx6910]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZTUmomQn8eoadU

[@DragoMations]

He didnt say nemo

[@CheesemanMX]

True

[@eigenman2571]

You are correct, it takes more than a tap to trigger those types of contact naval mines. They have what are known as “hertz horns” (the spiky thing) and they trigger when a glass vile inside of them breaks due to impact

[@gentlestormtrooper8297]

So uh, call me uneducated etc. but if a submarine were to hit one it is sure to be sunken right after, right? I mean how big is the real life explosion?

[@bluejumperskullman1584]

it sure hertz alright

[@peeman2]

@@bluejumperskullman1584 no

[@bluejumperskullman1584]

@@peeman2 yes

[@nixitoeditz1833]

"how confusing do you want you're ratings to be?" "YES"

[@jaxonfreeze7882]

Welcome to the joke! Please, take a seat.

[@natsuki9570]

dont mind me just waiting for a fight to happen

[@stoned737]

we love anime

[@FreakingDoomShroom]

@@natsuki9570 I too see the possibility for it 🍿

[@isaacrandomrussell5630]

Giving an answer, but not. It’s ingenious I tell you, ingenious.

[@barelyhere36]

The way he keeps calling Nemo different things that rhyme with his name throughout the video keeps killing me over and over again

[@owu9227]

HE said fabio perfectly, damn FInding Chelonia Fans

[@spongebob9682]

Fabio lol

[@hemantdubey2309]

cheemo, queefo,feemo, supremo

[@NooodleFan]

Dory did the same thing

[@GalaxyGamer-y2w]

memo, cheemo, queefo, femmo ,supremo and the f**ked son

[@spawner2469]

5:28 the plan works, they made a whole gameboy game about it.

[@spawner2469]

and here is proof of said game existing kzbin.info/www/bejne/rn2tfIx8gtCJjdU

[@buddnotbuddy5479]

Apparently the mines only go off if one of the spikes gets crushed. It’s full of acid that flows into the mine when the spike gets crushed. The acid completes a battery inside the mine and it explodes.

[@wyn9693]

wow, that's pretty cool

[@randomguy9873]

Cool I've always wondered how mines work

[@crankyrack9001]

It was probably the torpedo that triggered the explosion

[@ToonZ_1776]

Man, I've always wondered how mines work.

[@mental_metal_au2179]

I like how all the responses look the same but "THE MORE U KNOW"

[@Skipsjack]

“Sorry, I was murdering another national treasure, what can I help you with?”

[@davidhong1934]

I need you to steal the Declaration of Independence so you can restore your father's honor

[@mathewantony8114]

need you to get me the time stone

[@Goldskull_Mystic]

I need help replacing the nose on the Statue of Liberty

[@jagamerboii6208]

We need your help stopping a possible future terrorist attack

[@mathewantony8114]

I need you to kill john wick's dog

[@bolldud5479]

He claims he's an idiot, but he seems pretty educated in physics and stuff.

[@joshuachang5210]

I think in one of his Q&A videos he said he's a computer science major.

[@arifkhaqanahmad6850]

That’s what makes him an idiot.

[@BroadcastingCN]

Sometimes the most genius is crazy That's why he said himself stupid

[@nexusdrop7863]

He watches movies with da science in it. He smarted up.

[@milescaldwell6889]

Also he points out every plot hole

[@gwooove]

I remember watching this movie for the first time when I was like five and I didn’t even realise that it was set in my home country. I still respect this movie for being the only Pixar movie, hell I think the only DISNEY movie set in Australia.

[@samuelpetrovich4998]

Rescuers Down Under, a childhood favorite of mine, is another disney movie set in Australia

[@terrexa3423]

Nemo's alternative title: When you Dad is incapable of grabbing the milk so you do it for him.

[@aboma733]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eanKpXiemp6YjaM,,.

[@Krim4444]

atleast now he wont go to grab milk for 30 years

[@terrexa3423]

@@Krim4444 I mean its better than dory going, She'd 1 prolly get cereal and forget who you are 😂

[@Megavergil]

@@terrexa3423 well if you win the lottery I bet she remembers of it all the time

[@Aimi_Kaneko]

Real fact time: The fish that killed Marlin’s wife and kids was a barracuda, but they don’t eat fish, except for…other clownfish, and in clownfish society, the females are more dominant and stronger than the males, and since Marlin’s wife is dead, he would become a female and since well…..if Marlin wanted to reproduce nemo and Marlin would- ANYWAY also Anglerfish live 6,000 feet underwater, and even in a couple feet underwater Marlin and Dory being under so much pressure that they would flatten and their organs would come out of their mouths Where I got this info: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXaaiqtogsRkjbc But he also explained it on 8:24

[@asura3695]

because the male clownfish become females when their mate dies

[@Yaniwq18]

@@asura3695 so Marlin is trans? 👁️👄👁️ 🤔

[@blackluck4754]

@@Yaniwq18 AYO-

[@birdsbirdsandmorebirds6251]

@@Yaniwq18 well what happens is all clownfish are born as male, they find another male (or a female whose wife died)and the most dominant one becomes female. When the mtf fish dies the other clownfish becomes female then goes to search for another male to continue the clownfish life circle. So technically all clownfish are/will be transwomen

[@NoName-x4t5b]

@@birdsbirdsandmorebirds6251 what if Marlin is gay an trans? 👁👄👁

[@NotASpyReally]

High Boi: "Retarded fishes" High Boi 2 minutes later: "Fucking genious fishis"

[@royliber3824]

TBH when I saw this movie, I was also surprised how smart the fish were at some parts and how completely dumb they were at other parts.

[@volklii]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lafclYt3rp6Dg8k

[@chickenbonevlogs9098]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKiXlqKEa9mVidmWejqisjdkgoh

[@juicefan7802]

my comfort yt series please keep uploading these are the only way i can love life

[@SaMaRaIjAcK____]

"Sigma male Grindset: Never help cripple children" Something to live by definitely

[@keane2293]

@Second Finish Studios Sergio Valentino - Drive Forever

[@deadlysgramer2850]

4:04

[@DTerryfied]

Big A would be proud.

[@Hayden22464]

THAT WAS op

[@oanhnguyen420]

lol

[@SuperWiiBros08]

"fucking dumbass uncooked fish finger" that's the best quote I've heard 😂

[@xelalareina]

Faxx

[@cookielordplays9933]

timestamp?

[@KiwiTheGreat]

lol 🤣

[@zgf4744]

Literally as soon as i heard him say that I went straight to the comments to see if anybody else thought that was funny.. and there ya go 😂

[@cipher9714]

@@cookielordplays9933 2:13

[@plaziful2329]

calls himself an idiot every video but in most of his videos he makes the creators look dumb, Nice Work Soldier.

[@urip_zukoharjo]

-sun tzu

[@niklassule-unofficial4200]

High boi's intelligence is more advanced than us

[@ruthiewitter569]

10:35 “end of quick time events” killed me

[@DualWave1]

and when the world needed him most HE RETURNED.

[@voltage6338]

YEEEEEEEEE

[@DualWave1]

@Sol Cascado cmon man i was just trying to be funny

[@nijimaruokuyasu5439]

Yes

[@spacebliss8387]

@Sol Cascado mans just jealous u have likes dualwave keep crying sol

[@manuelrodriguezabate7642]

LIT.

[@WinnerMcCoolio]

“She didn’t get the ME-MO hahahaha kill me” Me: same

[@Jisawesomeletter]

Lol

[@elio2704]

woah

[@joeltheworst]

nobody: highboi: flippin kill me me: fliPpInG kiLl mE BiAtCh

[@attman7061]

You’re right about the mines except for they are extremely unstable so sometimes they randomly go off for no reason hence they don’t really do anything with them they just mark it as a no entry zone because they can go off at anytime due to the water damage

[@its_todders7460]

Wouldn’t expect water damage from something thats built for underwater use, but guess i was wrong.

[@attman7061]

@@its_todders7460 after a few years they start to rust on the outside so they are no longer waterproof

[@its_todders7460]

@@attman7061 oh ok

[@theepiccalt]

@Shervin Playz _stfu_

[@Eman-lg2gb]

EEEEEE

[@Adlimski]

Im addicted to your videos. I've watched this like fkn 20 times and still cant stop.

[@notfrank6586]

3:19 about the mines, they only explode when a ship or sub brushes against the metal stick things sticking out if it. how it works is the ship or sub touches and breaks. basically the metal parts sticking out are it's fuses or something, the ship or what ever breaks these metal sticks when is brushes against it, when it breaks the metal part on the inside goes inside the bomb, completes that charge and goes boom.

[@rileyengel4101]

It’s also possible that as they are most likely very old the small impact from the torpedo set one off which in turn set them all off.

[@idkbacon]

Or by pushing it off a hill like these guys did: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6GtdJmbntWpf7M

[@rileyengel4101]

@@idkbacon yeah that’s fucking awesome

[@pancakesyrup4744]

Not how it works they are detonated by magnets so when a medal object passes within the magenta field the mine clicks to the medal thus setting it off the spikes are magnets

[@rileyengel4101]

@@pancakesyrup4744 yeah that sounds about right. Have they always been that way?

[@williamfalls]

4:00 in a nutshell: "Don't help the small child that's new to everything in the tank that could kill em." "I can't escape the tube, my fin too small." "I also have an injured fin. And if I, an experienced stronger and wiser fish could do it. You should be able to without my help, somehow."

[@pilly6548]

This guy is addictive af, I literally found him a month ago and binged all of his 51 vids...

[@lxlrvfx1764]

Find him at 15k, watched all his videos. Hidden gem

[@frankcastle1862]

Same but my head hurts

[@pilly6548]

@@frankcastle1862 that means you doing it right

[@pilly6548]

@@lxlrvfx1764 I am sad I never knew him before :(

[@sheriffpumpkin4104]

I love how you use different color for the character's dialogue Really make them stand out

[@Praxis101]

“9 turtles out of 3.8 plastic straws” sounds like a very dark statistic

[@JCKmusicandmore]

Indeed. Should we break it down?

[@wannaGetSmoked]

@@JCKmusicandmore Go for it

[@LaniakeaDenizen]

​@@JCKmusicandmore Is that a reference to microplastics breaking down?

[@JCKmusicandmore]

@@LaniakeaDenizen ;)

[@JCKmusicandmore]

9 turtles divided by 3.8 plastic straws equals 2.36, meaning theoretically that 2.36 (rounded down, 2, with a bit left over to make an extra number at the end) turtles could be killed for each plastic straw in their habitat, the water. Thus, 2 turtles × 3.8 -》4 straws=8 deaths out of the 9 turtles there...until the remainder is factored in. 9 deaths out of 9. A 100% mortality rate. But that also equals 100% movie rating...so noice :)

[@thebltgod]

the shade towards the stingray any time he's mentioned cracks me up every time lol

[@Eman-lg2gb]

EEEEEE

[@thebltgod]

@@Eman-lg2gb EEEEEEE

[@Eman-lg2gb]

@@thebltgod EEEEEE

[@thebltgod]

@@Eman-lg2gb EEEEEEEE

[@isaiahwalking]

@@Eman-lg2gb E

[@EL3CTR0LYTE]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Nemo's name changes Editor's note: After reports of people getting messed up from too much drinking, please do not attempt to try this for yourself without someone close by to supervise your intake.

[@randaranatunga7259]

* Dies of alcohol consumption *

[@isaacthetwisted3161]

Then make a second channel called drunk boi to collab with high boi lmao

[@TrishaAnnwithanE]

Help im in a coffin

[@jacubriles1423]

I will fucking die then realize that I am not old enough to drink.

[@TheCrimsonCoon]

So long gay liver!

[@Multithefandomer]

Names for Nemo used in the video - 0:01, 0:21, 0:22 memo - 1:42, 5:29, 7:39, 9:28, 9:36 10:06, 10:19 nemo - 0:43 bemo - 1:24, 3:53, chemo - 1:28, 1:56, 9:26 creamo - 1:33 emo - 2:15 11:30 Supremo - 3:19 steamo - 3:56 tremo - 4:06 lando - 10:30 11:09 qu3efo

[@THER1ZZLERCAT]

no one: dory:"hi im dory..and never eaten a fish" "so strong" "unbelievable" "i wish i had" "her strength" "incredible!" me: *dies*

[@amilliarde1234]

of crimge correction: crimge is my spelling method

[@BLDw_TT]

@@amilliarde1234 of your bad grammar

[@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ]

@@BLDw_TT spelling not grammar

[@daphnecramer453]

Hehe

[@pepeonzima4814]

how many words sound like *nemo* ?? high boi: _yes_

[@femboyeggy8947]

Eeefjjg my t of F J gg my d is F off de end ye gg it did is I’m mo

[@arjunoncrack7560]

Scarface explained by an Idiot would be a certified classic

[@Human_traain]

Ayo

[@Maple_syrup13]

Agreed

[@nanie9453]

🅷︎🅼︎🅼︎🅼︎🅼︎🅼︎

[@unusual3372]

Hi

[@bencebaranyi4120]

"I want the World chico,and everything in it"

[@fussl_finnion]

I swear to god your Vids are so super mega cool because you´re talking so fast i like that youre best

[@niteshsapkota8179]

"This movie gets 9 turtles out of 3.8 plastic straws" - High Boi

[@opxx6910]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZTUmomQn8eoadU

[@fornsphin]

Yeah, it WAS a pretty good movie.

[@SunnysFilms]

"then satan himself arrives" I laughed so hard. My mom hated Darla so so much. She would have laughed so hard at that too.

[@AfaqueAhmed_]

This guy is trying to disguise himself as an idiot and then conquer the world when we are unaware of it .

[@milk6664]

SHHHHHHHHHHH DONT SPOIL HIS PLAN

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Yes

[@涛涛-u5h]

*Kill the child, he knows to much*

[@EggBedTheWriter]

* radio to a.b idiot, radio to a.b idiot, they know. Take the shot *

[@bribriarwhitey7781]

Just like Commodus, from ancient Rome. Pretends to be slow so he won't get to be Emporer, Prototian Guard appoint him Emporer because they think he's slow do they'll actually run the Empire. Nice.

[@Prof_Unknown]

I was just impressed that Pixar had basically all the accurate details on the Gato class boat (The Submarine) that the sharks held their "AA" meeting in. Very good attention to detail

[@Spermoludek0grudek]

i love how the punch line of every episode slowly turned into: "depresso espresso"

[@depssoyourexsprso9169]

I know right

[@craig855s]

"I'm never gon' be able to tap my son's ass" has killed me. Best content creator in 2021 in my book!

[@opxx6910]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZTUmomQn8eoadU

[@Techno-Danger]

“I was murdering another national treasure” As an Aussie, I’m hurt.

[@GalaxyGamer-y2w]

UR NAME HAS TECHNO IN IT TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@PippinFisherreed]

As someone who lives in Melbourne, I am in pain

[@angeldust8203]

okay so, he WAS correct when he said the stuff about the mines, where they explode when pressure is applied to the pins, but... that is a sunken battleship. sunken battleships typically dont have torpedo primer removed from the torpedoes, which means they'd still go boom, and since those mines are also active, they go boom too.

[@yasininn76]

That is very clealry a ww2/cold war era submarine

[@WolfThePilot]

@@yasininn7699% sure it’s a US sub, Gato-class, judging by the front, also battleships, especially WW2 ones, don’t have underwater torpedo tubes, or even really torpedo tubes to begin with

[@anorangeladybug5908]

The "hide yo kids, hide yo wife" reference was surprising but not unwelcome.

[@marymary54321]

Bruh

[@edusc6893]

It should be "But welcomed"

[@X-wraith]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@jackcar4347]

BRO I WAS READING THIS AND I DID NOT HAVE TO BECAUSE HE SAID THAT LINE RIGHT AS I WAS READING IT LOL

[@slinkygreyhound6994]

This site is plagued with 14 yr old boys with anime pfp’s

[@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella]

Not me really thinking about that rating like: *For every 3 turtles at least one would be effected/come in more dangerous contact with plastic. Meaning that-*

[@Podzall]

Oof

[@Beepoo15]

So like 8/10?

[@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella]

@@Beepoo15 not sure tbh. U could look at it in different ways. Like u could take 1 turtle off of the 9 for each one to be affected 🤷‍♀️ Or just any other way

[@major_mango5956]

@@Podzall the fact that makes sense proves that his ratings DO have some actual meaning

[@DiscussThing]

"Then Satan himself arrives" - same feeling when I watched the movie.

[@Flome810]

That one annoying kid coming over to see what you’re playing at recess:

[@fact-ory7299]

Man I love it the way u say dory’s amazing crab interrogation ‘n + at 11:57 when u said pop da bag I was thinking the exact thing when I first watched the movie when I was 4 years old

[@mandyjordan5828]

"I was to busy murdering the national treasure" Bold words for someone within boomerang distance.

[@bond0815]

Stingray: "Sorry I was murdering another national treasure" ...Ooof

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

I keep forgetting that a Stingray killed Steve Irwin and not a Manta-ray because I always get those two animals confused, and unlike PETA I’m respectful towards Steve Irwin during his birthday.

[@opxx6910]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZTUmomQn8eoadU

[@isiahspeicher7388]

Can we all take a moment and appreciate the expression: ‘Depresso Espresso” ?

[@depssoyourexsprso9169]

Yes

[@guitarswithgreg5248]

Its spelt esspresso

[@georgeelcrack5393]

espresso*

[@yeetling8067]

Supresso your depresso

[@depssoyourexsprso9169]

I know it's spelled wrong it's my instagram name the full thing wouldn't fit

[@toxiceyebrows]

4:36 I give this poster a 2 feesh out of 1 fish chicken smoker teen

[@dylancampbell9562]

"Sorry i was murdering another national treasure" 😂😂

[@charlesmctavish5188]

Best line

[@JayCole_211]

"home dawg is fukin zoinked out of his mind" got me rollin'

[@volklii]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lafclYt3rp6Dg8k

[@chickenbonevlogs9098]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKiXlqKEa9mVidmiejqusbdohpj

[@MegaWarlus]

Wasn't feeling that good today, watched this with a progressively widening smile, and finally nearly chocked laughing at the final score of 9 turtles out of 3.8 plastic straws

[@dustinb.5574]

Can’t count the number of times I’ve had to pause one of this dude’s videos because I’m laughing too hard to keep up

[@johnmonk4793]

Yes those mines are supposed to have one of their points pushed in however with how long they where down there the mechanisms could easily decay enough that the vibrations of a metal on metal impact could potentially trigger the explosion. Is it likely not really but it is possible

[@ersinesiyok2888]

you are a hero thx

[@freddym99]

just maybe the torpedo exploded because of its warhead being triggered and then detonated the mine in the process.

[@johnmonk4793]

That is absolutely plausible at minimum one realistically triggered the other

[@Diabeta69]

So tap=boom and pull trigger=boom, nice

[@owu9227]

true

[@brickd8520]

This man is blowing up faster than my grades dropping

[@aboma733]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eanKpXiemp6YjaM,,.

[@azibros]

Yes

[@pancakenc9553]

XD

[@dubravkocvejin7811]

69 :sunglasses:

[@americanpatriot8528]

🤣🤣🤣

[@someguy7294]

Most sea mines are set off magnetically, that’s why minesweeper ships are made mostly out of wood

[@b-chroniumproductions3177]

@@jamescrab4110 I think most minesweepers in service are quite old and made of wood

[@CetoFreakingKaiba]

wait, even WWII mines? Afaik it's the pointy things that cause detonation, just like he said. You could argue that maaaybe the torpedo, that hit the mine with the head, detonated first but that also needs some mental gymnastics since I really doubt the detonator would be triggered by this very mild impact.

[@_TAKtician]

@@CetoFreakingKaiba WWII mines were magnetic for the most part. i'm sure there were other kinds, but these stereotypical ones you always see are modeled on magnetic mines

[@CetoFreakingKaiba]

@@_TAKtician I see, I didn't know that. Do you happen to know what the pointy things are then? I would bet some short of backup detonators or legs for the mine to stand on when in store (I know they had a separate base with rails on actual warships) but I can't think of anything else.

[@_TAKtician]

@@CetoFreakingKaiba so i googled it and apparently i was wrong lol, the pointy things are if a ship bumps into them, so maybe they have 2 ways of being set off? because i know a fuckton of mines are magnetic

[@stevemc01]

3:11 I think torpedoes, even those old-ass ones, have a physical fuse at the end that activated (which has a tendency to do so in real life). Bruce the shark might've just been lucky with the fuse or just E rated movie and the fuse hit the mine and triggered a massive Dresden-style detonation of that area. Also, Balao-class submarine.

[@anangryninja2824]

To give credit to the “random things appearing out of thin water” when diving or even just swimming in the ocean depending on where you are the visibility can be shit at BEST

[@zvezda4994_]

But they're fishies

[@bzxy--0]

Fish.

[@scrumptiousbumptious1071]

@@bzxy--0 both are correct look it up

[@hyperlinker885]

“Sigma Male Mindset: Never help crippled children” ~ Wise boi on KZbin

[@coolguyenglish4484]

@@myth4997 We are all Sigma males by default I guess

[@easterlast3396]

There is no such thing as a mindset, there is only GRINDSET

[@Zikeal-d4l]

You can help unless if you're a man, that crap will get you arrested of child abuse or either peedoe file iah

[@hyperlinker885]

@@easterlast3396 amen

[@mrjoe332]

Sigma Female Grindset: "forget everything that doesn't bring you profit."

[@genericperson753]

Sigma balls

[@coolguyenglish4484]

Thank u Joe

[@lucas4336]

"forget everything that doesn't cause an argument"

[@shathaan1763]

Lol

[@kirbit475]

@@coolguyenglish4484 joe momma ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@typo1345]

these videos are legit so much fun to watch high

[@Mr.Mayhem...]

"Dad, you're embarrassing me in front of my friends..." Me: What friends?

[@weyearnforthegoop]

what

[@InkyWinkDink]

Damn nemo was roasted

[@Eman-lg2gb]

EEEEEE

[@Mama03514]

@Shervin Playz who tf are you wooshing?

[@thekollector2322]

Can relate

[@MasterPojoway]

i’ve never been more hyped to watch a crackhead movie reviewer

[@greenlightxbpg]

😂

[@Human_traain]

Same

[@hmm9070]

Shrek, my lord

[@3vorp]

Y - S ame

[@liveinalift]

WE'VE

[@Blu_____]

To answer the question, the mines trigger when a “pointy thingy” is pushed in, but as with most explosives, left exposed and decaying can cause them to become extra delicate when they’re live, meaning sometimes a simple tap could detonate it :) Edit: My girlfriend lied to me and I am wrong, see replies for details.

[@udozocklein6023]

the tactic is to fuck up enemy submarines and ships. usually people dont give a F about logic when they have to defend themselves xD

[@romanzwicky4087]

im gonna say it was the torpedo that went off and triggerd all the other bombs

[@fabiankehrer3645]

@laith It depends on the type of chemical used and in which condition it is kept. Some mines have eletric field sensors which only explode if Metal ships come nearby.

[@freddym99]

@laith german uboats also never had a problem with them mines so yeah xD bad tactics

[@Ghee90]

sorry but incorrect, modern mines are actually detonated by disturbance in electromagnetic fields this is why minesweeper ships are made mostly of plastic, ofc there are mines that use physical contact to explode but there iss no such "pin" to be pushed the spikes are just sensors. if there were pins, they would have to be pushed at a very specific angle to detonate so that would be impractical.

[@Zabloing707]

i love how when i'm done watching one of his videos i immediately get a recommendation for that same movie on youtube movies

[@markdevonport3274]

3:19 To answer your question about the mines, older mines are usually more sensitive/unstable than newer ones, so they blow up more easily. Based on the way they looked in the movie, it would show reason that they were very old this VERY sensitive/HIGHLY unstable

[@juntingiee2602]

yeah those mines were like from ww2 because that old sub was a U boat used by the germans

[@Aquamarine-Hoshino]

@@juntingiee2602 yea

[@Aquamarine-Hoshino]

@@juntingiee2602 ふcきんgづmばっs

[@bruhmanbruhman6554]

cool

[@ArmedSpaghet]

Funny story, when mines were being tested, sometimes they would randomly detonate from dolphins / bigger fish touching them.

[@zahrankamran306]

"sigma male grindset" never help cripled children XDD IM DEAD LMFAO

[@yourmotherisswell6904]

What sound was that that he used if anyone knows.

[@roux3769]

@@yourmotherisswell6904 you mean the song? The song is called drive forever

[@motwhom3230]

are you a child

[@thecoolerelias]

"Never help crippled children." More inspirational than Gandhi

[@omshetkar06]

Yyep

[@Laughing-G4S]

yee.

[@quietkid9243]

How is Gandhi

[@omshetkar06]

@@quietkid9243 He's good

[@quietkid9243]

@@omshetkar06 proof or else I will use my 0.1,000,000 percent of my powers which is enough to make 1 million unversie

[@DaughteroftheDutchmanmob]

This is one of my favorite movies as a kid. Loved the thumbnail, boi. U found him.

[@bigl2162]

I love how he has an entirely different poster depending on the film.