Ep 183 - The WORST Thing You've Found On Their Phone | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@peachmilkshake_]

The role play was TOO MUCH 🤣🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭 I literally can't. "You get your gag reflex from your dad". I HATE IT HERE

[@AaronFree03]

that was waay too easy for them 🤣

[@SapphireJann]

Fam they’re into ittttt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleyzviitei]

James said cut cut cut on the incest role play. His stomach had had enough and was doing summersaults.

[@Tinytashiii]

LMAAAAOOOO!!!!!!!

[@BiancaRocc]

💀💀💀💀

[@senelisodlomo9422]

I dry heaved when Fuhad said "she birthed him out, now she's putting him back inside"

[@calliew6974]

That part took me out lmfao

[@tshiamomahloele8070]

Full circle 💀

[@Shadow-yz4lk]

Return to the sender

[@samiaosmanoriginal]

got me wheezing

[@coral8486]

Then James gagged I died 😂😂😂

[@dza6516]

For some reason it’s Fuhad saying “Imma move on” after each one that’s taking me out even more 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tshiamomahloele8070]

ZERO gaps 😂😂😂

[@rebedwards6026]

This was my exact thought too best way to end xx

[@scottymma25]

Had me laughing as hard as James if not harder 😂😂😂😂

[@andiemarigold3787]

Me too😂

[@MiaLacheyy]

James keeps dying which is making me cry 😂 and fuhad is just like imma move on 😀😆

[@billionayre8920]

Need a whole episode of just the worst things found on phones. Some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂

[@gazahuncho9044]

Facts🤣

[@kimnicho17]

It's the role play that has me rolling, they get into it 😭🤣

[@shanialee2883]

Feels like an episode of family guy 😂😂😂

[@danmoss4069]

They been getting to comfortable with these role plays lately 😂😂😂

[@iluvmuzic103]

Literally my favorite part

[@tshiamomahloele8070]

Fully, full time & undisturbed! 💀 They get iiinto it! 😂

[@pearlyn1021]

I’m so ded 💀💀

[@peacealoyo]

"Do you live alone , Gang" "Can we go now" "Does your knees hurt" James was fully invested 🤣🤣🤣

[@ubhutiontsundu6329]

sweetened me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PlusSizeIcon]

He was invested until he looked at Fuhad… then remembered it was a mom and son… his whole face changed and his tummy started hurting 🤣🤣🤣

[@juliahallthompson8638]

Fully invested 😂 in

[@juliahallthompson8638]

Bottom barrel bastard 😂😂😂😂 new addition to my vocabulary

[@juliahallthompson8638]

When they said crillan I could relate I watched dragon Ball Z

[@mimilewis3653]

“Pardon?!” and “Imma move on” are now a permanent part of my vocabulary 😂😂

[@myriamtorres225]

It’s vexed for me 😂😂😂

[@MiVidaBellisima]

My husband too 😂😂

[@GalacticCerealbox]

I say vexed and say less

[@nntk_1998]

Fam! Gang gang gang! Bro!

[@christinanicole2226]

"She pushed him out now she's putting him back in her...." I literally choked😱😅😭💀

[@shaquillethomashodge8351]

I fully spat out my orange juice 🤣💀

[@Miasworldtehe]

I was drinking tea and had a full on movie style spit take

[@Drawingboredi]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jes1531]

“Ima move on… ima move tf on… I’m moving on James.” James: *dying*

[@hannahgallardo3745]

fully witnessed James' soul leave his boy with that Somalia one

[@laurafedora5385]

That one was hysterical 😂

[@benhurj]

Man turned into a preacher

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

The chemistry is unmatched........ Fuhad story telling is so calm yet elite and Jimmy's reactions send me

[@bekbekbek3354]

I literally don’t know why they don’t have millions of subscribers tbh! They are the best kind of vibe 👏🏼

[@bandaidonmytoe3255]

who tf is jimmy?! 😭😭

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

@@bandaidonmytoe3255 have you ever seen or heard the show before 🤣

[@murielkashale4643]

@@YouKnowMeBruv his name is James 😭

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

@@murielkashale4643 seen/heard many episodes? Welcome to the fold 💃

[@catherinele1580]

James grabbing his tummy when he’s laughing is the cutest thing 🫶 Fuhad’s laugh & when he stomps his feet is the sweetest thing 🫶

[@faridbejar3973]

James ---> 🙈

[@quinettesilas8939]

When Fuad laughs and pushes the mic to the side😂💯

[@BrwnSknHney]

Found you guys on TikTok a month ago and I’ve binged. I was just watching your clips playlist when this upload came 😂 Let me just go buy the Patreon and stop deceiving myself

[@JaTheBigKid]

Let me.stop deceiving myself 😂😂

[@joemulhall4013]

Sameeeeeeeee

[@julyssa8091]

Yes 😂❤

[@miriam2837]

"Bottom Barrel Bastard" 😂😂😆 B3 I'm taking notes!! Your imagination just kills me, the mom and son scenario was twisted but gold😆😁

[@damnnerves24]

That B3 took me out! 💀💀

[@becwaterhouse4817]

almost gave myself a hernia from laughing at "a shipment full of guns and grenades from Somalia" 💀

[@TinyTajee82709]

“Okay it’s a role play ting” 🤣 they never disappoint with the role play

[@ForLoversOfWisdom]

💯👌🏾😂

[@nanaamponsah5734]

Fuhad switching when James is talking his sister killed me

[@miriam2837]

Was quick quick with stop stop stop 😂✋

[@MattRamn]

"Imma move on" will forever be in my vocabulary as a the ending of my sentences 🤣🤣 That phone segment was an assassination attempt on my life

[@tothesther4708]

I love when Fuhad says "10p a day" like issa adlib when James is pluggin the patreon

[@rammsteinrulz16]

Tbh when he does it now it sounds like a chore lol

[@AwesomeKpopFan]

Id HIGHLY enjoy a side series of role playing these crazy stories in the future episodes!!!!!!!!!!

[@possessorofthewingsofisis2741]

AGREED!!!

[@mojothemaster]

No doubt

[@tkabs9797]

James!!!! "I can't let that mouth leave this house!" Alsmost killed me...a grain of spicy rice went down the wrong pipe and I hacked my lungs out with tears running my face for 2 minutes straight 🙆‍♀️🙈😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sammorgan1582]

Fuhads mannerisms and James laugh absolutely kill me off every single time!!

[@tomglover1189]

The Somalia segment absolutely killed me off🤣 love you guys

[@suhir5210]

The role plaaay though... Please stop 🤣 Mom :" I gave you away " James: "I know you did..." I can not 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheCrystallineLeoness]

The moment the word "Samalia" left Fuhad's lips, James was deceased. 😂😂😂😂 @1:08:39

[@15huntsh]

The last 10 minutes of this podcast made my whole day.

[@sinazondevu8019]

"I was checking for lumps" the way James mind works 😭😭😭😭

[@pmccray551]

Mom and son...the "putting him back inside" and role play did it for me 😅🤣😂😅

[@Audrey_B1]

If someone tells you “go with the flow “ just know you’re entering dangerous territory 😂just flow on outta there or else whatever happens next might have you crying in the bath in the fetal position 😂

[@GothicUndone]

“You’re embarrassing! You can’t even cheat! Wooow! I need a real man. You’re not even a man!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@emZee1994]

Honeslty, this whole podcast could have (and should have tbh) been just you guys reacting to those "worst things I've ever found on someone's phone" but spending a few mins on each thing. Would have easily gone for 45 mins

[@mooonbeaan7042]

The Mother Son roleplay had me wheeeezing 💀

[@BrwnSknHney]

The way I’m calling out to Jesus through this entire role play 😭

[@nathaniel4652]

I feel so dumb not realising these guys wasn’t just TikTok, I found them here so now I get alllllllllllllllllllll the bants 💯💯💯💯

[@karlagonzalvez4703]

Fuhad reading them off at the end and saying "you can laugh or not, that's your business, but ima move on" 🤣🤣 While James is holding his stomach as he's laughing over every single thing and trying to keep up. 🤣💙💙

[@NAWAL.ARDUU..]

The Somalia one finished me as well James. 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭

[@Cleo-de5nj]

I'm sat here eating ice cream watching this role play like it's a soap opera XD

[@anitadavenport3265]

😄😄😂

[@Kingbruffbruff]

You guys are role playing like your lives depended on it and I’m here for it 100% I was half listening but I literally had to get up and LEAVE MY WORK DESK AND SIT DOWN ON THE SOFA TO WATCH ON MY TABLET SO I CAN FOCUS PROPERLY ON YOUR PERFORMANCES! And the Oscar goes to…

[@jessicacasey7999]

My ex was the same as that guy he tried to move to Soo many girls and got rejected every single time so I catfished him and made him think he finalllly got some pussy and then turns out it was me. Man was humiliated and I ended the relationship there. I felt like shit but humiliating a man who ain't shit made me feel better.

[@kingnrj]

"bangin' her?!" fucking spat my coffee out I was laughing so hard at Fuhads response 😂😂😂

[@chilixcheesee]

The face I made when you said “now she’s putting him back inside” 😳 absolutely not a visual I ever wanted or needed my man 🤣

[@EminemsMama]

“A shipment of guns and grenades from Somalia!” I fell the F out! 😂😂😂😂

[@Iambenkoffi]

That Mom-Son-Roleplay got me like: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Please tell me you scripted that. It’s just made sense 😂

[@jaysee8810]

They ABSOLUTELY did not. Lml

[@Bottanator]

This one is the best one. So much sound life advice first and then just banter, actually dead. 🤣 Patreon has been the best pounds I've spent all my life. I was listening on the podcast and I had to switch over to see the laughter.

[@shakiramathis]

The role play always takes me the fuck out😂 wow

[@cquarterman0205]

Always!!!

[@ihatehaterz17]

“Ima move on!!” “James, Ima move ON!!!”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bukhocosa5153]

About the man who fell in love with his mom. I learned back in highschool that that's quite commong for people who weren't raised by their parents. I can't remember if it was because of genetic familiarity or hormones or pheromones but it something biological.

[@boitumelomasilo8043]

Not just parents siblings as well

[@miriam2837]

Thought I was the only one that looked for physiologic and scientific justifications of this crazy stuff 😅😊

[@f.m.b2372]

you talking about Sigmund theory?

[@rls831]

IF you just need a good laugh; jump to 1:07:21 and watch till the end. “Moving on”

[@marthagarrinson]

My fave podcast guys. Always making my broke ass Monday better 😂👏🏾

[@xodally3447]

I read about this. He actually asked his mom after meeting up with her a few times if he “could kiss her”, she says yes and that’s how it started. 🤢🤢🤢

[@miriam2837]

It's just crazy but if take away the moral and society standards of normal its easy to see it happen! They were strangers!

[@loz198897]

The look of disgust on James face after 50.14 was gold 🤣🤣, 99% sure everyone had the same reaction

[@NataliaShanley]

The guns and grenades line literally had James on Factory Reset

[@kikimarriott8707]

That just killed me when James couldn't take the role play no further honestly took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TechnicoloredDayDreamer]

That last bit…. I was wheezing & gasping for air I was laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣. The one about his friends b*lls dipped in yogurt ended me, then the Somalia one Resurrected me then ended me again. My stomach muscles feel like I did a thousand crunches. This episode was absolutely hilarious💀💀💀💀

[@dylanwallace8803]

Every single episode makes me laugh. You two have unmatched comedic chemistry. Congrats on your success.

[@jukeboxhero5244]

Not just the panic of not knowing what is happening, but any one of those people could have been randomly drug tested at their job and been fired for positive results

[@sihlebalfour7962]

The role play is so stupid 😂😂😂 "when you brush your teeth do you gag" 😂

[@raquelsmith2477]

The role play has me dying at work. Like the dedication has me gone

[@ijustwannabehappier-v4973]

Its the ''IMMA MOVE ON'' thats taking me out 😂😂😂😂

[@isunshiine]

Going home with mom was a bit too much to role play but the gag reflex came out smooth 🤣🤣 You guys are the best ♥️

[@RandomSubjects]

That weed bride story is shocking. I used to a big stoner but I recently had a brain aneurysm that burst and I've researched if I can still smoke as the recovery from the operation does cause me to have headaches, and 90% of what I've found says that I can't smoke it anymore because it may cause a rebleed (my doctor also said no, but I'm from the UK so thought that's just what they have to say). So, the fact she took control of everyone else's health is pretty disgusting because according to what I've found online, that situation could have caused me to have die. As much as I personally think weed is harmless, there are clearly some medical conditions it is not helpful for and she should not have done that. Also, side note - I used to work at a sex shop and we sold viagra and viagra-type items and with every sale we would need to check the person didn't have any heart conditions and give them warnings that it will make their heart race and make them dehydrated so they should down a lot of water after taking it. As much as some drugs aren't generally dangerous en masse, there are always health risks if you give them to someone whose full health details you do not know and it can end so badly.

[@chrysblackwell9171]

Current stoner and I could NEVER

[@natalievitale1371]

In relation to the mum sleeping with her son story. There is a thing called "genetic sexual attraction" which kind of goes into reasons why this occurs. 😆 🤣 thought I'd let you know

[@jacquelinekenknight9280]

I’m watching old videos but was looking for this comment before I added it. They feel the “relation” to each other but as they’ve never met, their brains read it as sexual attraction. So dang messed up.

[@siobhanmcfadden3434]

The role play is hilarious 😂 so I heard about this with a father and daughter who are living as man and wife and who have a child. They spoke about it on the radio. A psychologist said it was something to do with pack attraction and the brain confusion with intense love and lust. Weird

[@chantelvenessa]

The advice you gave the young lady was pure class lol

[@t-sauce2497]

But the grinder situation is cheating, that's why the girls leave

[@tshiamomahloele8070]

Wheezing! 💀.. This might just be my favorite episode to date 😂😂😂😂

[@misspooh2you721]

The role play is sick I’m on the floorrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just subscribed!!! Binge watching all episodes !!

[@snobbygyrl07]

For the last segment alone, this is a Hall of Fame episode 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my stomach is knots

[@taylorfaith3059]

Be with a man who doesn’t cheat cause he doesn’t want to not because he CANT 😭😂

[@talldarkandlovely5882]

the part where James was dying with so much laughter, that he hurt his back 😂🤣😂🤣

[@suhaymahali815]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I haven’t laughed so much in a long time, I thought I was going to give birth early. I’m due in July an I’m definitely going to be playing ur videos when I’m in Labour.

[@ForLoversOfWisdom]

“CAN I CALL YOU MOM”SCREAMED. 😂😂😂😂

[@really_nickeybakes821]

i’m gonna be real, coming out to my ex as bi was hard asf but she was super understanding. two months later she came out to me as bi 😂😂

[@terrysegooa8606]

The whole hour I was dying you guys are funny I can't 😭😭😭

[@Carolmoon11]

I'm from Florida a half hour away from longwood so that first story doesn't surprise me 🤣But all jokes aside that is really reckless. And the mother/son thing is terrible because he was probable seeking maternal love all his life and here she comes and gives it to him in the wrong way.

[@tianajohnson9836]

U guys are amazing I was depressed but listening to u changed my mood.much love😘

[@myriamtorres225]

The way Fuhad looks straight into the camera gets me everytime 😂😂😂

[@mamizzle2553]

Sigmund Freud is smirking in his grave right now lol

[@bandilenzimande5253]

Not like Spiderman pls. Guns from Somalia😭😭😭

[@EspeciallyFree]

But why was the Somalia one so funny???! I’ve been laughing about it for 10 minutes now 😂😂😅

[@danielchavez4792]

James’ face told the entire story 😂

[@merp9211]

“Do your knees hurt?” Omg!

[@raizelcortez3219]

God DAMN!!! I LOVE the advice y’all gave to that woman! I’ve seen so many people give horrible advice to people in this kind of situation. But your responses were fantastic.

[@chvrchx]

James’s reaction to the breaking up paragraph is an all time reaction 😭😭👏🏿👏🏿also Fuhad’s “it will be a deadly day” killed me 😭

[@unravel2053]

Literally howling, gave birth then put him back in her 🤣 got people staring at me

[@kiayapatton9256]

I followed you guys from TikTok thanks for the laughs on shit days… you guys are great…

[@justkdijah]

That damn role play is hilarious but when James hit those questions after "can we go now?" I was screaming.

[@nateahmcgimpsey9104]

I mean if everyone at the wedding done drugs then Yh it’s be fine but intentionally drugging people who don’t is just next level disrespectful

[@amilopes8519]

James face at 1:08:42 I can’t 🤣

[@imcrazygnomie6642]

two things: 1) I smoke weed and have a medical card. I have smoked weed for a long time, and everyone who does or has will recount their experiences with weed differently. For me it takes away my anxiety, helps me sleep, and overall makes me feel more positively about life in general. I have met people who want to try it, I have helped some people try it myself, and some of them do fine with it, and others do not. Some people get more anxious, some people experience panic attacks or feelings of not being able to breathe. Weed isn't for everyone, it's like any other medication in my opinion, you need the right strain that fits whatever you might be going through. Hell some people are allergic to it so... yeah, weed isn't for everyone. 2) My man, not doing drugs does not make you a pussy. I know a handful of stoners/meth-heads, and alcoholics that would disagree with me and say that it does in fact make you a pussy, but trust me when I say that there are more addicts in the world that will tell you that they regret ever starting. So don't that thought "I'm a pussy cause I never tried anything" make you actually feel like you're missing out. Cause you're not - getting stones or drunk or just high in general isn't all it's cracked up to be. As a kid, yeah I did it for fun, but as an adult I do it because without weed as well as my other medications, I wouldn't be able to get out of the fetal position. If you're happy, and don't feel like you need it, don't let others make you feel like you should.

[@mammamacgillivray4432]

It's the heartfelt role play for me... Also rahhh you work out James 😂😂😂

[@bilaltariq7819]

That somalia one annihilated me brothers, I can't remember if I've ever laughed that hard before

[@LHMN7]

These two are so jokes, I can't deal with James' outbursts of random comments ahahahha

[@BigJus1]

I’m so glad I found this channel…. Man provides bear jokes in dark times…..😁

[@brm_1221]

I had to run this episode back after Monday’s release, one of the best episodes hands down!

[@zanelesekano2222]

I’m so finished🤣🤣🤣🤣. Thought I’d wait to catch up on the previous episodes with my best friend in two weeks but she’ll be lucky to find any unwatched

[@Domopremo]

Damn more content for me to remix!

[@terraninja1077]

Hahaha I knew I would find you here!! Can’t wait for ep3

[@VintageGangster]

You are everywhere bro

[@chillnvibemusic3433]

😂😂🤣😂🤣💀 you just gained a sub

[@Shakeybaby58]

Omg these dudes crack me up. Tried to listen to them on Spotify while I try to fall asleep ended up being up all night laughing.

[@ladycroina6032]

Ive had the worst day, that last 15 mins... superb content!

[@zarahrichards718]

Cant agree with that Yamcha bottom bottom. Give krillin some respect at least he got more than a cat.

[@dirtyusopp]

James is underrated for nailing the mannerisms of kevin