The Lies You Tell Yourself When Your Heart's Been Broken | EP 299 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@fudge2967]

My little sister (7 years old) walks into my room while the ep is playing. She takes a quick look at the screen and says "That's Drake and Da Baby" the way I HOLLERED 😂

[@Bwinters005]

This is the best comment ever 😂😂

[@berylwheaten9385]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@EL0c1n]

Naaahhhhh!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@entropy3615]

Da baby!? Lmao that's so disrespectful😂 Drake I get tho🤣

[@sunraye1]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@aliciaw3347]

So, the phrase that was said "...wife on a girlfriends salary.." basically means she was giving her time and affection to him too much without more of a commitment. GREAT EPISODE! I laughed from start to finish! 😂😂😂

[@Lisakhanya__]

James casually says some of the most unhinged things 😭😭😭

[@denisegill1549]

Especially when he forgets to take his meds 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@littleninj0r]

CASUALLYYYY

[@flickmydeans]

@@denisegill1549? ADHD?

[@chantellem6457]

"He didn't ghost me, he probably just got arrested" 😭🤣

[@rowenatwesigye6609]

A delusional Bae 😂😂😂

[@Jandine-pe2hv]

But fr this use to be my X lol

[@ms.trinaq.2612]

​@@Jandine-pe2hvyea..been there 😂 That MAY NOT BE a lie in some cases..

[@enigmasolver7779]

​@@ms.trinaq.2612for sho😂

[@DonnieKillmonger]

“Men don’t cry, until I remembered that Jesus wept” is a bar 🤣🔥

[@carlcastor9864]

FACTS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tariromatt3104]

That one killed me 😂

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

That was BRILLIANT man😭🤣

[@beckyban5867]

​@@carlcastor9864😊😊

[@lisad2528]

I literally paused to come look for your comment 😂😂😂sent meee lol

[@luthomdingi6693]

The way James describes his mom's cooking, it's like she hated him. And to be fair, getting fed rabbit food as a child is also craaaaazy 🥲🤕🤧

[@evangeline8935]

Nah its an Irish mammy thing 😅 but in my mother's defence the potato was mashed with salt, pepper and garlic and served warm 🤣🤣

[@yvettembele3570]

James has LIVED. That man has a full life under the belt. The way he's got stories for days?? How he relates to the most unhinged of tales? He has lived 😂

[@jinxbabyy1982]

[@Phushprada1]

Oh yeah!! He has some miles in him!!!

[@rowenatwesigye6609]

He really has! 😂 How does he have a story for almost every scenario? 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂

[@samuelp2733]

Man needs a movie

[@Noloyiso_M]

He just walked into 30 too, how is this even possible?😂😂

[@MadameZabini]

Y’all probably won’t see this, but I’m a Black woman who wants to thank you for bringing your Black man joy to us on the internet and doing right by the culture. More life and success and abundance to the whole clique & crew ❤

[@user-et2ng1qb2m]

Can you find your black woman self-respect and dignity now that you've gotten that off your chest? Just enjoy their content without caping for their blackness because black men, and particularly black men like these ones, don't and won't be singling out and caping for black women... Unless they're pandering to their target audience. And nor should they. Don't know when black women missed the PSA but stop the loud and proud one-sided race loyalty, thanks. You're embarrassing the collective by worshipping men who don't hold the same delusions that you do.

[@MaxineShaw_84]

💯👏🏿 Refreshing and necessary.

[@damaramcelrath-fatherree9732]

I am a Black American woman, and I can kinda feel the woman with the two men. 2002 I did the dumbest thing, because I f-ed my 1st husband. He was and is a cheater, but DAMN!!!! His d is a thing of sexual addictions. So, if he hadn't royally screwed up by me with trying to blackmail me directly after my mother's death, favorite aunt's death, and on the same day while I laid in the hospital. Looking at the screen of our 4 babies still within me. Trying to not die too, because this is not the first time I have lost. I think I wouldn't have ever toss his number and ALL.

[@pmccray551]

💯

[@angelbyrd09]

I agree. I love this podcast lol

[@mari_qveeni]

Everytime y'all refer to yourselves as daddy gets me every damn time 😭😂😂

[@jordanearl5826]

You gotta love a daddy 😂😂

[@LordSkella]

Never fails to crack me up and shiver me Timbers

[@kayserunye]

😂😂😂kills me

[@rowenatwesigye6609]

It’s ALWAYS James!!! So casually 😂😂😂

[@Meme-kt3se]

IM SOLID!!!!

[@renem2169]

That bite noise Fuhad made was CLEAN and CLEAR🤣🤣

[@Alwaysjenniferjones]

Yum yum 😂😂😂

[@JS-fw1gz]

“Obviously I finished I’m only a man” 😂 I screamed lol

[@Alwaysjenniferjones]

HOLLEEEEEERED😅😂😂😂😂

[@xsquizitchic]

Took me out ok 🤣😂

[@justpassingthrough7437]

The way James said "Ellis!" when Ellis told him to try overnight oats🤣

[@shazz286]

Fuhad saying sparkling water tastes like a bunch of zeroes and ones took me out😂😂😂

[@moimeself1088]

I felt soooo attacked! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mishatshiakatumba4796]

Non-binary 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shazz286]

@mishatshiakatumba4796 he also said static which is such a specific taste because I really understand

[@jessicarichter6436]

@@shazz286 he’s right too just nothing but static 🥴😂

[@jessc91213]

​@@moimeself1088same. I love sparkling water 🥹

[@darkchocolate2864]

James’s mother was diabolical. Boiled potatoes ,eggs, tuna and salad is a criminal offense 😩

[@evangeline8935]

Listen!! As a child of an Irish mammy I know all about the cold salad dinners during summer-,including the eggs and shredded ham (love it not gonna lie,) 😂 but have never experienced the tuna thank christ! 🤣😅

[@1karley]

Damn he came for his mum

[@lesley5380]

That was probably an early Delia Smith recipe 😁

[@amyhatch3761]

My mum loved a good Delia recipe 😅 I remember looking through Delia Smith’s “how to cook” when I was like 13 trying to work out how to make scrambled eggs

[@hoa5262]

what he doesn't understand is that it's not too hot to eat those foods, it's too hot to COOK them! try standing in the kitchen cooking bolognese sauce for three hours on a hot ass stove while it's sweltering outside, nah fam. he should be glad his mam even boiled them potatoes in that heat instead of serving just the salad lol

[@allaallan9304]

Today is my best friends memorial and this podcast is the only thing that’ll cheer me up. I appreciate you guys so much 💙🙏🏾. You guys need to know you help sooooo many people that are in dark spaces 💙🙏🏾. Keep it up.

[@damianoabbina9967]

Sorry for your loss bruv 🙏

[@tiromoloko6485]

Condolences Fam…🤍🤍

[@Mskaytee]

Much luv and light family 🙏🏽🫶🏽

[@rowenatwesigye6609]

It’s all about finding light where you can when you can. So sorry for your loss 💙

[@stephifeoma]

​@@rowenatwesigye6609second that ❤

[@83gemm]

“He’s worse off than me, because I still get to have me in my life.” That’s my optimism meter going overboard when I’m heartbroken, but two minutes later, I’m like, “Bitch, YOU don’t even like you!”

[@nixsta]

"I know he's looking up at the sun, wondering if I'm looking at it at the same time' Who tf looking at the sun

[@elenam9435]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@esmeraldafriedman5267]

I know Lmao I was like “The moon?” 😂

[@rowenatwesigye6609]

Honestly! At least the moon or stars ✨

[@isparksi]

My sister cooks like James’ mom… I gotta save my nephew 🏃🏾‍♀️

[@uniquemosdef]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@baf00nery]

😂😂😂

[@mrsbee4230]

“Men don’t cry until I remembered that Jesus wept” I screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LordSandro19]

That SENT ME!!! 😂

[@Alwaysjenniferjones]

Hollered out loud FAM!!!

[@MossoFit]

😂😂😂😂

[@morency11236]

😂😂😂

[@Chibeybey]

“I hated him as a human” has me ROLLING in my office 😂

[@asimwesamantha1976]

These two make Mondays so much better😂😂

[@omolemotshipamba4649]

Our boy Fuhad is looking clean clean

[@wenonamatthews807]

Is rem back, cause I've had my paper and pen for top 5 answers for weeks now. Come on... trivia is my guilty pleasure 🤩🤩👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@Prosper927]

😹😹👌🏿

[@lenaBesos]

I want more sex and teasing advice from Fuhad and James 😂

[@bee-chan4114]

RIGHT! I am taking notes like I need an A+ in their class 😂

[@kaarlina4258]

That look James gave Fuhad when he said “So don’t tell me what kind of yams I had!” 💀😂😂😂

[@SoBashfulSoChi]

when James got shady and said, “I’ve had YOUR yam” i just knew it was about to be a fight on SNG” 😂😂

[@avarycepierce6296]

Thank you for helping bring a smile back to my face during this difficult time for my family. My little brother's dad recently passed away and it has been difficult. Thank you for the much needed otherworldly laugh that I so much needed.

[@servingcant]

“Try having an Irish mom…” oh so it’s not just a stereotype 😭😭😭💀

[@RomeoLover2]

Right when i got to this comment he said it. It sweetened me 😂

[@moniquestoute6650]

DADDY!! It’s Monday , I need James to write a book on his life experience, cause just wow 😮 soooooo many stories 😂

[@kikimarriott8707]

When you're heart broken other people's joy just hits different 💔 😂

[@ArtofKy]

Fuhad in this teal shirt 🫦 He is giving Daddy vibez 😊

[@angel_numbers]

As always ☺️

[@theshineprjct]

I never told myself but I was told while recovering from a vicious ‘pick up artist’ type heartbreak was that they were the best I’ll ever get….a lie on top of a lie. Angry that I didn’t keep the delusion going. I was so hurt cuz I wasted my time…grateful at the same time 🙌🏾😮‍💨

[@cereallover19]

James’s mom is catching strays this episode 😅😂

[@rufaro003]

lol sprinkling ham on top of the boiled potato

[@elaulondon1315]

I'm hoping she never sees this 😂😂

[@praetorianlukoskinen2814]

Most episodes

[@destineewoods1749]

When James said "I've had your yams before" that sus meter should've went up one😂😂

[@Carpathianpixie]

That's exactly what I said! My eyes flew to the top of the screen only to be disappointed! 😂

[@destineewoods1749]

@@Carpathianpixie I did the same thing!🤣

[@jermillionairetj1741]

They have a sus meter ?! That would make this show so funny cuz James be saying the funniest shit

[@destineewoods1749]

@@jermillionairetj1741 they do! Lol and they be missing stuff!🤣

[@selihomhenos5270]

PAUSE😂

[@tracypeebles9362]

James has a story for every situation 😂😂

[@alfierobinson6281]

These guys laughter is so contagious

[@nuku9475]

Nahh, I’m with Ellis on this one. Overnight Oats? *Banging*

[@amonactually]

with fruit like bananas and berries and yogurt?? SLAPS

[@jashinsdisciple8512]

Fam, when im heartbroken I cry for 5 minutes and spend the next week plotting their demise

[@dejamanuel4404]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rebekah1278]

😂😂😂😂😂😮😮

[@rhondacampbell4703]

😳.. Jamaicans after hearing James talking about Ackee and salt fish.... Our national dish!

[@jackoenyegue]

Everything these guys say is a perfectly accurate depiction of people behaviour!!! And James saying Daddy… man sends me everytime 😂😂😂

[@domgee6014]

Nah listen James is describing my whole mixed race existance. As soon as that picture of cold boiled potatoes, tuna and cold HAM came up I SCREEEMMMEDDD 💔 🤣

[@jinxbabyy1982]

U.K Slang is everything to me. Bruva!!!! love it.

[@user-bd3bx4rh1q]

Ackee is delicious with salt fish and green banana. No one likes to exercise. We just love the look afterwards! This episode was hilarious! James talking about his mother’s cooking was so funny.

[@blackrandom7087]

Yessss another hour of pure euphoria 🎉

[@Laurenjoinsyoutube]

I love how y’all say “Ima just recap” and then just read it all over haha 😂

[@biancasnc]

when james laughs so hard i feel like his esophagus is about to burst out of his mouth😂 his laugh makes everything 1000000% funnier

[@mahroutabesh]

Thanks for that sexualizing day insight dudes 👌🏻 that was a golden 🔑 key😅

[@talent23_25]

This podcast just puts me in a good mood

[@KJC.Football]

do u watch it everyweek?

[@talent23_25]

@@KJC.Football I do

[@meghan8020]

I love listening to SNG cause James and fuhad are funny, dark, and they have such good chat.

[@alicemccree]

I've only recently started watching you guys, but I've been bingeing the past week! Your laughs are contagious 🤣 Thanks for the content, great work guys!

[@tammy.laporte]

aw it sounds like when ur heartbroken that’s jus part of grieving the relationship, everything u describe was the process of moving on i’m glad u guys work thru the hurt instead of pushing it down😭🩵🩷proud of u babes keep doing that💪

[@danniif1464]

Honestly, monday afternoons cleaning and listening to this is just what i need 😂

[@katcons1991]

Thank you, Fuad and James that’s exactly how I am when I’m heartbroken. I literally am so self-critical. I want to be alone, I just allow myself to go through motions until I become “tired” of the thought and feeling. Great episode

[@mschaieme]

Checked into the heartbreak hotel and it's been one of the worst couple of weeks. This made me laugh.

[@83gemm]

Ugh, I’m so sorry. I hope it doesn’t last long. Nothing to do but feel it and wait it out. Got people to talk to?

[@alexpress5375]

Try checking in for over a year 😢🤦

[@chiziyarawoka3413]

You’ll be alright

[@_myia_renee]

The way he says family when he gets so serious about something cracks me up

[@marvellouswhyte6821]

“I was asking my self is this what I’m trying to use to fill the Hole in my heart; but I finished though “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 James be having some lines that absolutely murders my brain 😂😂

[@shelly1391]

Ellis, I’m on your side. Overnight oats are pretty darn good IF you add the right stuff.

[@ziggythehero]

Fuhad looks strong af

[@sparklet4530]

As a Jamaican I felt personally attacked twice😢😂

[@ALLFLATNOTES]

I might unsubscribe after that Ackee comment. That is crazy

[@shyone8386]

​@@ALLFLATNOTESlike the wray one true, it's an acquired taste but the ackee one was too far

[@doriginalsoca_addict]

🫂from 🇹🇹

[@bajan_dw]

🫂 from 🇧🇧 . I absolutely love ackee and salt fish!

[@sparklet4530]

@@bajan_dw same

[@raejeanie9480]

Currently listening in the shower! Was looking forward to this since Thursday

[@tai2523]

Girlfriend Salary is like, I’m not going above and beyond doing wife duties when I’m only the girlfriend. Examples: Cooking for him all the time, doing his laundry, cleaning etc. Going above and beyond for the boyfriend and you’re not even his wife. It’s like the antagonist to “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” (common male saying) I’ve never heard the term used like “girlfriend salary”, but as soon as you said it, I knew exactly what it was talking about. I think the more common phrase is “Don’t do Wife Duties at Girlfriend Prices” as in never give someone 100% of you that you’re not married to, basically.

[@Tobithegoodboi]

Bless this Monday for us all and let the side splitting laughter begin!! Thank you men for keeping us entertained one Monday after another 💯 Faaaam we got a sus counter now!! 😂

[@kayserunye]

😂😂😂😂 James saying daddy will never not end me

[@EvaUnit_01]

the editing just keeps getting better and better🔥🔥🔥

[@chellebaker7729]

You guys are around Episode 90 or so, of Black Clover, the elven arc of the series btw. It gets so damn good! Hope this helps! Mereoleona is the women you mentioned, the sister.

[@kimmyg2125]

As a Jamaican, ackee and saltfish with roast breadfruit is the best!!!!!

[@lesley5380]

I haven't has roasted breadfruit for time. That was something my dad would make for me.

[@kimmyg2125]

@@lesley5380 it's the best!!

[@photographybyliamanderson1659]

The laughs you guys have together is next level! I was listening on Spotify but had to see who you were. Yer clearly best of friends for life enjoying every moment together. Your laughs are on par with Will and Jordan. So glad I found ye.

[@Yimikabrown]

Congratulations on episode 300!!!! 🎊🎉🎊🤸🏿‍♂️

[@juliec8308]

So anyone else think the person James isnt accepting that 50bags over is girl that broke Fuhads heart and left him in shambles ?

[@servingcant]

I need more music recommendations from Fuhad his taste is 🔥🔥

[@sensei6strings782]

When you see her on the friends story living her best life, damn that's a knife in the chest if I've ever felt one

[@lifewithntokozo]

Where’s Rem?! Is he okay? Does he need us? 😭

[@24hoursonline1]

On holiday...

[@akirahusbands2505]

Sparkling water tastes like static 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I agree with Fuhad on this!

[@beewest5704]

Can't swallow it its like my body just refuses.

[@moimeself1088]

You both wrong, then. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@Logiicz2024]

i used to hate mondays... i still do but at least i can laugh for an hour while i watch these

[@doraokeke3228]

As someone who drink, sparkling water religiously, it is good to me whenever I squeeze lemon or just drink it straight. And the reason is because as a kid, my mother never let me drink soda like we had the soda in the house, but it was never allowed to for medical reasons, so I deviated to sparkling water. so yes, I can see why people don’t like it, but I personally love it.

[@Prosper927]

Same, it’s tasty. Especially as you said, when you add a little flavour to it 👌🏿

[@Trombonegoddess86]

I love it, too. I think it’s difficult for people to taste the flavors if they also drink soda regularly. I haven’t had soda since 2016, so some sparkling waters will taste “sweet” to me even though they’re literally unsweetened 😂. Plain sparkling water is like “fancy water” to me since I don’t drink alcohol lol.

[@jrunnels04]

What’s funny is that’s what women need. We need to be teased for the WHOLE DAY! it starts from that morning

[@mrexecutive1184]

I kept catching yall on youtube shorts and asked my homegirl who are these dudes, they got me rolling! 😂 she put me on, just subscribed to Patreon! Loyal Joe Budden Pod fan! Happy to add a second Patreon! 🙌🏾

[@keabetswemokwena7498]

When James said "I grew up in hell" I couldn't help but think "a block away from heaven"

[@thecreative2954]

Cured my post breakup depression. Thanks mate ♥️

[@bigbang121412]

Been following for a couple months. Might have to run the P for episode 300

[@easyGlowbyElla]

First row into the a man’s line of logic, emotional blocks and triggers and other juicy content, whatever is flying in there. The best… the best way to “understand” men if there ever was such a thing. Thank you guys for being so raw and honest ❤

[@juliaedi111]

So true about sparkling water.

[@Biggmeech]

As a mom i can attest that motherhood is the worst hood to be in. I hate it here 🥲

[@esmeraldafriedman5267]

It’s ghetto.

[@yasirah3608]

Lol facts 😒

[@amberjohnson9880]

As someone who has no kids, I appreciate this honesty. I know you love your babies though.

[@moniquebrooks6378]

I literally laughed out loud 😂

[@geoniqueneale79]

We need a support group for Moms

[@danielarcher2114]

Getting bored training fully resonates with me, always a good thing to change it up from time to time. Jealous of Ellis’s enthusiasm

[@Rabid_Ferret]

ackee and saltfish is BANGING bro.

[@somimbotina6638]

After podcast and chill, I come straight here ❤️

[@norahkaranja4054]

Hendaaaaa.......same here😅😅

[@Skhonza]

You are me...

[@somimbotina6638]

Lol, Mondays are the best 👌

[@sheluvvsromeo]

📍✅

[@zixin29]

u guys dont know how much ur content helped me through my own heartbreaks ❤

[@donnamccutchen1460]

😂😂😂James you should've put that potatoe in the microwave and added alot of butter salt pepper and cheese 😂😂😂 I would've been starving too if my mom served me that ... glad I've been cooking since I was 8

[@nr4509]

Pls talk to Ellis more often. I love his accent ! 😍

[@kerzandycherubin808]

when daddies post it's just drop everything and watch time 😍

[@IhgasikihS]

That question triggered me I could not bring myself to answer it.. I am still 💔 ,I tell myself many lies all the time still 🤣

[@izzy_hatake]

Off topic gotta give the daddies their flowers when it comes to show/movie recommendations ! Clarksons Farm is a SHOW!!!!😂

[@libertyreignn]

I read this is James’ voice “a SHOW FAM” 😂

[@JDSol]

​@@libertyreignn"Fam? It's a SHOWWW!"

[@deadeye1983]

P

[@luanapereira8468]

I watched Midnight Mass and reccommend. It's A SHOW!

[@NinjaCentral313]

They'll never find someone better than me....gotta hype yourself up for the next heartbreak

[@chavignyyapo3364]

I would like it to be known I miss REM 😢. Great episode. I think this episode was low key targeted specifically for the gym thing.

[@MSG515]

I'm Jamaican... I absolutely love ackee & saltfish with LOTS of fresh seasonings!

[@staceybarnett-jones9797]

Overnight oats!! Come on boys!! I’m 💯 with Ellis…they are banging! 🙌🏼

[@Chillstunna]

James just box, the competition, newness, and learning curve of getting ur ass beat will hold ur attention for a LONG time

[@JustMyztxc]

I genuinely enjoy Wrey and Neph, I dont know if its cuz im Jamaican or because Im an Alcoholic past 9 oclock but its good to me

[@eKaYTeNshi]

I've been going through the EXACT same thing with exercise. I used to LOVE it for YEARS and now I'm just over it. I'm thinking about getting back into martial arts or roller skating

[@nonye9502]

Cancel me idc but sparkling water over ice with lemon squeezed in 10/10

[@jashinsdisciple8512]

Sparkling water in general 10/10 wym "cancel"

[@nonye9502]

@@jashinsdisciple8512 some uneducated taste buds may think it’s nasty

[@atomickitten4648]

100% was thinking about how nice it is but I use lemon than sparkling water❤

[@InfinityTornado]

@@nonye9502just have water dunno why people adding extra shit

[@MrMeMyselfandI]

You like lemon and S-water… have you heard of lemonade??

[@brandonmcclay6117]

I'm rewatching as many episodes as possible and I'm loving my time 🤣🤣