“Shut Up and Forgive Your Parents” - Drew Michael - Full Special

Drew Michael questions the sanity of happy people, recounts the chronicles of dating as a narcissist and imagines a world without marriage.
Original airdate: October 19, 2020
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[@MrBrian000]

I never thought there was a perfect joke. But the last one is.

[@RodeoDogLover]

Got goosebumps during your ironic utopia rant. Equal parts inspired and hilarious. ❤

[@FromThaStarz]

That part about depression as seeing the truth hit home. Stellar intro and enjoyed the whole set!

[@CrouchingSoldier]

Same. Lightbulb Moment!! "Medicate the HAPPY folk"😂😂

[@Celestina-kw1cr]

Oh my goodness! Never have I ever heard what actually could save society, be said so hilariously and eloquently. You are amazing! Sending Much ❤️ your way!

[@masimmomasimmo]

I have exactly that work colleague, in the morning shouting GOOD MORNING and acting like we are all happy and we are not

[@moon-ry8bb]

Probably the one that is depressed at home.

[@Snappldel]

That coworker is me 😂😂 I’m not happy, I just don’t want people knowing when I’m sad

[@masimmomasimmo]

@@moon-ry8bb thats exactly what i think

[@doreenalexander1670]

“Sounds like a case of the Mondays.” 🤣

[@georgevanaken925]

Ignorance really IS bliss. 😶

[@azaliamartinez6739]

He's a comrade comedian ✊ This is beautiful. Comedic emotional processing allows folks to experience true connection without the risk of them responding aka 'Fcking it up for us by not being funny'

[@briano6115]

That last bit on Oklahoma was BRILLIANT !!

[@CrouchingSoldier]

Two days of binging on comedians and laughing has been so therapeutic! The talent is genius.

[@omgitsbamboozle7393]

The censoring of this standup special literally ruined it

[@Boogaboom5]

Great set! The roofie bit is brilliant. So good. 😂😅

[@erintherapy]

SO GOOD!!!

[@OnizJanniere]

Never knew this dude was my spirit animal...good to know.

[@jeremylawrence1987]

That last joke was perfect

[@silversurfer8818]

I am glad, he got all of this off his chest!

[@alejandrohernandez3422]

Brilliant observation by the comedian..cheating is never a mistake. It's a choice....

[@azaliamartinez6739]

Im so glad you got this amazing platform to spit some real ass hilarity 💯🥰💜

[@natsmith7964]

At first I was like hmm this set isn't for me, but I am glad I stayed because the ending bit was it and maybe not ha ha hilarious, but like ha yeah you fucking get it hilarious that will go over a lot of heads

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

This was all undeniably hilarious, but that closer was phenomenal. Now I understand why he's narcissistic. There's a good reason. That last rant was mind-bending - and correct.

[@ambera010]

Not me cheesing at the screen during that last bit 👏🏾🙌🏾 Loved the whole set

[@backupacct]

Good stuff! I like the depression joke. So simple yet clever and easy to play it out too.

[@lmzaadi]

If I forgive them, it’ll be for my own mental health.

[@zenleeparadise]

What a good freaking set dude.

[@leefrankel4191]

Drew, you are a gifted kvetch! It takes an intelligent and talented narcissist to get people to laugh, let alone listen, to all this. I will say I know and sometimes feel exactly as you do. Your therapist earns every cent and should increase your fee.

[@Marsrecall1]

Legend! 😂Whole time I was laughing and saying "RIGHT?"

[@rustiecage1874]

So, that was smart at the end, great job.

[@eyescreamcake]

Very good (though I have heard almost all of this before lol)

[@WolfWreader]

fucking epic

[@adalovelace521]

4:18 That joke is stolen from Liz Miele's "DATING IS HARDER FOR COMEDIANS - Liz Miele"

[@ajvintage9579]

Every comedian steals from every other comedian.

[@lmzaadi]

So we shouldn’t get to know? 😂

[@lxqn]

Joke theft is verboten. The comics I listen to don't steal jokes afaik. ​@@ajvintage9579

[@jv-lk7bc]

noticed that too. .. but yea see it pretty often

[@drewm1chael]

This special is from 2016, so no.

[@nikitabanks7230]

Brilliant

[@spacehermit2]

good damn job

[@TransformsIntoAGuitar]

AMAZING!

[@porquejonny930]

18:18

[@thomaspayton_]

so much happened. i feel like this was a vent session

[@FromThaStarz]

Yeah so much brilliance! On another level...

[@peterpemrich6962]

But it's 20 minutes...

[@juliewheeland8464]

Saw him live

[@Miranda-cl2ul]

Love

[@user-nt5tl5wh8d]

Bravo 🤗

[@cglcgl4568]

wining, self-absorbed gym bro with lame bits. hard pass

[@Cavalierentertainment]

It baffles me that this made it to a stage what basic joke I feel vary sorry for anyone who actually finds this funny

[@athena7042]

Yuck

[@BritInvLvr]

God. This is the type of person I avoid.

[@FromThaStarz]

Really you came to this brilliant guys video to comment like that? I'm sure you can find the back button.

[@azaliamartinez6739]

Yet you watched, pressed the comment button, typed this, & will respond to replies. Your logic & emotional expression needs work.

[@jedipat204]

Worst set I've seen in a long time

[@user-fj6kk1vo8n]

It's a niche genre, for sure.

[@SarahHeartzUnicorns]

Quit halfway do better