shut up jschlatt I'll give them banana snow cones

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Chapters:
0:00 - intro
0:38 - making the snow cones in question
3:25 - the marmoset lore
4:25 - the monkey boys in question
5:34 - you do NOT want a monkey as a pet... here's why
7:47 - this fella is spoilt!!!
8:27 - ALVEUS
9:08 - merch announcement :D
9:40 - outro
#maya
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#jschlatt

[@ShaneH42]

Don’t eat yellow snow - unless it’s banana flavoured. Even then, do not eat yellow snow when there’s a marmoset around

[@milesfrederick]

Can we get a marmoset and Jambo collab

[@steadystateresponse8962]

Whats wrong in eating yellow snow. Atleat its 100% organic 😂

[@pattiokai7223]

🎵do not eat the yellow snow, and watch out where the huskies go🎵

[@Saltybuthappy]

It adds flavor

[@fm.burbank8461]

@@steadystateresponse8962yeah sure, 100% from the bladder

[@maerski5171]

theyre so adorable i will NOT be getting them as pets

[@fkz0303]

very based

[@redmist6630]

just go to the zoo lol. All the happiness of monkey with none of the shit and property damage

[@Willie-qj2wc]

@@redmist6630zoo bad, zoo suck!

[@tillyosemite]

@@Willie-qj2wc just a psa that zoos are incredibly important to wildlife conservation and rehabilitation and aren't any different than sanctuaries - zoos and sanctuaries can both be non or for-profit and they can be private or public. there's obviously bad and unethical ones that tarnish the reputation of zoos, but as maya has mentioned in streams previously - the best way to find and support zoos that /do/ take real care of their animals are AZA accredited zoos (only 10% of all US animal exhibitors are accredited by them) :)

[@jacksonwilliams5399]

@@Willie-qj2wcthere’s a few good ones out there, it’s just about identifying them.

[@crazybeast1096]

Came for schlatt stayed for the monkeys

[@KepsStore]

me too 💦

[@IMosuGoji]

you did what for schlatt

[@Lezm]

@@IMosuGoji*There was no mistake.*

[@crazybeast1096]

@@IMosuGoji i know what i've said

[@Eldritch-thing]

me too 💦 (chain)

[@Serpent6417]

We need Maya to setup a lemonade stand and serve her neighbours ducks some lemonade while they ask for some grapes 🍇 🦆

[@ShaneH42]

And then waddle away

[@Serpent6417]

@@ShaneH42 bom bom bom

[@Floralysz]

Waddle waddle waddle

[@tektyrant]

Till the very next day

[@6_darkunicorn_987]

@@tektyrant bom bom bom, bom bom budum

[@YourDadYoda]

You should try freezing the bananas and putting them through the snow cone machine

[@pissum420]

That unfortunately wouldn’t work well due to how a snow cone maker works. BUT, frozen bananas in a blender may be what your thinking it would turn out like.

[@YourDadYoda]

@@pissum420 true! I’ve heard that turns out like ice cream

[@nailinthefashion]

​@@YourDadYodait does turn out like ice cream, people call it nice cream! I like to add the tiniest drop of lemonade or milk and other junk like strawberries or pineapple, then top it with granola or cheerios and it's kinda Jamba Juice at home haha

[@zants_]

@@pissum420 It totally works. Internet Shaquille actually shows himself and another creator doing it with frozen strawberries at 9:07 in his video titled: Hacks, Tips, and "Takes" on Food & Cooking. (I would link it, but I think it would hide my comment.) In this case, she'd likely want to put ice in with it to keep the consistency she wants. EDIT: Oh yeah, also since it's not mentioned in that video (but another video of his I think), you want to submerge the fruit in water before freezing it, too (I guess you could get cool with it and use liquid nitrogen, also).

[@wafu6058]

Please don’t put anything other than ice in your machine, you will have it start growing microbes and bacteria inside where it’s hard to reach and hard to clean. There’s a reason they don’t put the syrup into the machine, and usually add it afterwards instead. Better idea is to blend frozen bananas and add afterwards!

[@Saber_sloth223]

Fun fact if you wanna try this with berry flavors, if you squish berries ex:strawberry,blueberry,cherry ect. and mix them with a little water and microwave them for 15-30 seconds the juices will extract a little and you get extreme flavor. I use this method for making rabbit treats and I think it would be cool for snowcone flavoring.

[@animuswonder]

oh you can also cook the berries, then strain and use the juices from cooking to add to the snow cone!

[@cswsgaming8841]

The culinary term for that if you are interested is called "compote" :D

[@deadhookerproductions1068]

Aren't bananas berries?

[@cephynight]

⁠@@deadhookerproductions1068yes but they’re not referred to as berries (in english at least) because they don’t have berry in their name

[@elis7081]

@@cephynight all berries are fruit, but not all fruits are berries.

[@macchupicchu3]

"I'm not giving them artificial banana flavor, because . . . gross" BASED

[@lovecraftbaby]

I had the exact same thought artificial banana flavor is disgusting

[@Mushie_lol]

I like artificial banana more then actually bananas, banana Laffy Taffy is the best flavor

[@hubertcumberdaletherealboy9095]

​@@Mushie_lolwell yeah it is based off a real banana that went extinct

[@Mushie_lol]

@@hubertcumberdaletherealboy9095 yeah, it's a pretty bad idea to make all bananas clones, like it didn't work last time & they just did the same thing again 💀

[@JonahThunderrhighs]

Fun fact: the reason banana flavoring tastes so different to our fruit banana is because they were based on a previous banana type which has since gone extinct

[@sevin3887]

appa laying in the ac eating his snow cone is maybe the cutest thing ive ever seen 😭

[@HStewart428]

That Jschlatt needs to be in the start of the title to lure in the schalttians

[@mayahiga]

ty ewan ill make the title more aggressive >:)

[@HStewart428]

@@mayahiga happy to help >;)

[@AJCW01]

@@mayahiga good edit choice

[@coldhands6648]

yeah i clicked i was lured

[@DarleneVoidDragoncat]

You got me

[@SongheartStudios]

I am a keeper at a wolf sanctuary. All of our animals are also rescued from the pet trade. I so appreciate the way you speak about not showing them as pets! We have to be incredibly careful as well, even in just the language we use around them, because I get DAILY comments about "oh they're just big puppies!". When I was a keeper at WRR in San Antonio we had this same issue with the capuchins. You're doing awesome work. I'm so happy to see your amazing education.

[@hollystop]

So glad people are treating this issue seriously❤❤!

[@SeventhGod77]

Okokok I KNOW that they aren’t pets, but I would love to have a soul bond with a forest doggy. Not to bo confused with the stray doggy, the coyote, which is also cool.

[@SongheartStudios]

@@SeventhGod77 At my work, our wolves have to be trained to safely receive vet care and such. That means every keeper has 4 wolves that are ours to train, and you form a special bond with them. I definitely have a soul wolf, she's my star and my light, but you'd be surprised at how much they DON'T act like dogs! If you want a soul bond with a wild animal like a wolf or a coyote, or even bobcats and cougars like my old job, I definitely recommend volunteering at a sanctuary. You will learn real quick that they are not house pets, and you will do a world of good for them. I know a volunteer at my job who has a special spot in our arctic wolf's heart. Consider volunteering!

[@woofnuggiez]

@@SeventhGod77 Felt this! Wolves are awesome. I wish I could see one irl and maybe bond with it, and feed it some yummy treats if possible. My absolute favorite animal. tied with horses, second would be foxes, snakes, lions, hyenas and doggo's, but I count them with wolves! I see them both as less wild than wild animals, mostly because a lot are in preserves instead of in the wild since I think they're still endangered sadly. :( As well as both horses and wolves are extremely smart, wolves, if you watch any real (and make sure you fact check it) docs or KZbin videos about how wolves behave and their pack dynamics/structure, they seem smarter than some people, as well as caring and loving towards their pack families, it's pretty cool and interesting. It'd be cool if Maya visited a wolf sanc or had one of her own lol.

[@AkiiDagii]

✨M o n k e ✨

[@imjustbeingrandom]

Reject humanity, return to *m o n k e*

[@king_floppa740]

M o n k e

[@deverfamily6683]

your profile picture just adds the perfect touch to this whole comment

[@cool_monke8355]

Hell yeah

[@high-bi-password]

As someone who has made a lot of banana bread, I’m here to tell you that next time you don’t need water at all, if you mash ripe bananas with a fork long enough they will turn to actual liquid with a syrup-like consistency

[@dannnnn4]

Schlatt was right, as always. Something silly and funny would be goat yoga with your goats, but wear an insane amount of protection because of Oatmeal.

[@Eric-gw2lx]

wait a meet the alveus team combined with goat yoga would be so good

[@glitch8949]

with the girls trip incident i doubt maya would wanna risk getting injured during goat yoga again

[@demetriam2408]

He wasn't right in 1999

[@cliffhamilton2857]

Goat yogurt, sounds good

[@cliffhamilton2857]

@@demetriam2408 We don't speak of that day....

[@clarethecat5199]

Wow I've never seen such a bunny-looking monkey. They've got those big ears for sure, but they also have rabbit mannerisms if that makes sense? Absolutely adorable!

[@alik9783]

ngl i got confused the first time i saw them because their eyes and the mark on their foreheads look exactly like a bunny nose

[@mckinneym.2743]

I believe lagomorpha are close relatives of primates

[@Username-1939t9]

@@mckinneym.2743 i assume they know since they said bunny-looking monkey, and most people know that monkeys are indeed primates

[@rebelrot9398]

@@mckinneym.2743 no fucking way am i related to bnuuy,,, you better be right bc that wouldd be awesome

[@wissellive]

jschlatt is too powerful to deny his request

[@f0x845]

Didn't know you had a wishlist! Enjoy your new cowbell

[@mayahiga]

THANK YOU :))))

[@jerome1lm]

Maybe freeze the bananas in the water and push them through the snow cone maker to get a better result.

[@eqgilethan]

I thought about that too, but wondered how difficult the shaved ice machine is to clean. If it's easy, then certainly use frozen bananas and ice! She just needs to be certain the device is unplugged before putting her "fingies" or anything else in there.

[@jerome1lm]

@@eqgilethan jup

[@ferretsmiles]

@@eqgilethan you just need to run some regular ice in there until you stop getting banana junk

[@ragamuffin1588]

@@ferretsmiles That actually sounds like it might work

[@xorap]

or cook the bananas to a puree, then water that down

[@aspwned]

it's so gross that people will by animals as pets and mistreat them :( glad that they are doing better and are thriving in their proper enviroment

[@axelotlee_]

Mayas voice pitching up when she starts speaking to the monkey is so relatable 🥹

[@Inhereflackin]

I was already invested, then I learned their names are Appa and Momo and now they are my favorite

[@lytsongaming]

whoever edits deserves more money the edit at 1:32 had me crying

[@gamerwho5898]

The baby chimp smashing with her was too funny right after

[@Carmnsndiego]

best part!😂

[@EverythingWentSideways]

danny the goat no cap

[@benild420]

for me it was the part where she menstions a fox and the image of the fox like this 👁👄👁 with "THIS POLITE YOUNG LAD PEES IN HIS WATER DISH"

[@chuylisten4115]

It’s really eye opening seeing exotic animals being treated badly because people don’t know how to take care of animal. It’s nice to see Maya taking care of them❤

[@koloblican11763]

I have always loved Marmosets, but omfg seeing them just DIG IN to those snowcone absolutely melted my heart, even faster then his pee did the ice.

[@jon2623]

That’s a lot of packages. PO Box stream going to be good

[@stephgreen3070]

Thank you for the education about illegal trafficking of animals and for taking such good care of these animals.

[@Thetracker69]

I gotta admit, after rescuing a cat for the first time, I could not fucking do what you guys do. Seeing the state that he was in hurt my heart and made my stomach turn. I could not bear to see the condition those poor little dudes were in. The worst part? I'm falling for that rescue cat. Every time he rubs against me, or sits in my lap, I just melt. I couldn't do that with every single animal I rescued. You're a much stronger person than I. Also, I'm not surprised this video has something to do with Jaylor Schwift. He loves him some monkeys.

[@AnnaM-sp2qd]

Maya holding open that door so the monkey could eat his snow cone in the a/c tunnel 😂 she just healed the marmosets generational trauma😂❤

[@wither5673]

from horrific neglect to snow cone heaven. ty for taking care of these little goobers.

[@KittyMax97]

I didn’t realize marmosets are so small. They’re adorable❤ Also thank you for mentioning how bad the pet trade is. Wild animals are👏not👏pets👏. If you are not a rescue stick to domesticated animals. There are some exceptions like chinchilla and other rodents that can’t be domesticated. but you need to be an experienced pet owner and do a lot of research to take good care of them. If it is an animal that hasn’t been breed to be a pet for a very long time, it is likely just stolen from the wild to be sold.

[@matthewbibby8921]

Parrots and birds as well are often bred for pets but unfortunately even half the pet stores don't really know how to look after them. The amount of "budgies cages" I've seen that are barely big enough to be a transport container is shocking. You CAN properly care for them but damn is there not enough information out there, or people are just willingly ignorant enough to not care about the required care.

[@Phaenyyx]

You guys should make sure to always keep the wishlist well-stocked and linked, especially when mentioning it in the video. There's only 2 items on it right now and you might miss out on potential wishlist buyers 🥰

[@Jake-do3ly]

She talks about this on her live stream, the community is just super generous and everything gets bought out really fast. Last PO Box stream had mountains of packages lol

[@Phaenyyx]

@@Jake-do3ly I know, I'm a stream watcher too, it would just always be better for them to update it every day with new stuff so it's never empty, even if it's just a thousand parrot toys lol, & especially updating it every time a new piece of content drops

[@wholesomepenguin5917]

I’m surprised they didn’t do this before posting 🐧

[@Eric-gw2lx]

they also have a PO box address where you can send things not on the wishlist

[@EverythingWentSideways]

@@wholesomepenguin5917 the crazy part is they are constantly updating it! the community is just very generous and buys it all so fast when it's brought up anywhere!

[@kaijulauren]

really love how informative she is while making a fun video!

[@Handle4241]

Its good to see maya shoutout a small streamer like jschlatt!

[@Furiac.]

I love the direction of this channel. Much love Maya, the animals, and alveus staff.

[@Flippirino]

Haha, very adorable Banana flavored snow cones for the monkeys Quite sweet as well, thanks for this

[@alik9783]

this is why i love the internet. i can see these cuties up close in a humane way, while helping raise awareness for them too!

[@Arisaka99]

AAAAAAAA! I freaking love when these videos go up! They are always so freaking good!

[@anabea3199]

Kind of wild to see a video about marmosets, these lil guys are pretty common where I live! Here we call them saguis and they can be found in pretty much any place with a reasonably sized wooded area (I live close to one that has at least a family of 7 or 8 of them), and unfortunatly there's a growing population in urban places as well. They are adorable to see in nature, usually they get a bit curious so they will jump down a couple of branches to get a good look at you. I was always told to avoid interactions and haven't heard of anyone keeping them as pets, thank you for helping them and fighting against their trafficking!

[@arv584]

i never thought i would hear maya saying "jschlatt" in 2023

[@ema_groot29]

I love them so much😭 I defo DONT want them as pets. they need space to be silly and goofy

[@Rhyme_Time]

Monkeys have always made me smile since I was kid, thank you for giving them snowcones to pee in :)

[@gordonwiley2006]

Maya is out here shedding blood and sweat to bring us the content we need.

[@samanthaDH]

little monkeys taking little nibbles of little banana bits 🥰

[@raymondgilbert7887]

I wonder what would happen if you froze the bananas and put them in the snow-cone maker.

[@bayless.]

oh to be a monkey sharing a banana snow cone with your best friend who is also a monkey

[@velvetclaw33]

It's so amazing that you're educating people in this kind of stuff! 💜 I'm not usually a fan of monkeys, but I gotta admit, those two are pretty adorable 😊💜

[@c0lorman341]

This video is amazing, it helps me forget the horrible atrocities "schlatt" committed in 1999

[@theodorereyes9157]

If you had just heated up that banana concoction and added a lil sugar it would have been a literal (and probably sweeter) syrup 😭

[@Ineffably_Obsessed]

they are the cutest little guys!! and i will be enjoying them through the screen where they are well cared for and not in my house 😂

[@Al_i8]

We love you Maya, it's AMAZING what you do!

[@riyaa.8421]

Waiting for Maya to open up a snow cone restaurant for animals...

[@TyyTheFlyGuy]

Gotta love monkeys. Mischievous creatures. I need that snow cone maker, looks primo.

[@RemiBeauchamp]

The merch look absolutely amazing, i'll definitly cop the T-shirt 🤙

[@mayahiga]

:D yay thank you!

[@kimdoogleouo4521]

I wonder how successful making snow ones from just frozen bananas would be.

[@kindlethekitsune]

they're so cute!!!! Love seeing people rescue amazing animals like this. They look really happy and comfortable in their environment. Great work!

[@Kb11241]

Amazing content and editing as always

[@tikayscake2416]

Appa and Momo are so sweet! enjoyed this session of mayo having fun

[@konvolutedp466]

What sweet little angels , you are doing such a kind thing for these animals

[@joshonipps]

shout outs editor 🔥 good job danny 👊

[@the29thPanda]

Really cool that you share these guys in such a fun but educational manner

[@leachcreate]

the content on this channel has been 10/10 recently I'm obsessed 💚

[@SpicyZe]

These animals are so cute and friendly!! I live in Brazil and they are everywhere in my city, I see like, 5-8 of them daily!

[@scotthuffman3462]

Its so nice of Schlatt to take notice of small content creators like this one. Good on him.

[@LucaFish-tt4bk]

If u guys ever end up having to rescuing more, you should name them gizmo and falcore like the gremlin and the dragon

[@alliebean3235]

hey maya did u kno u can make "icecream" from blended frozen banana? more cold treats for the animals!

[@CTRLVCatMemes]

Expectation: watch cute monke Reality: Dropping £80+ on *fire* merch to save the animals

[@nicoleshewchuk808]

alveus content has been sooooo good lately!

[@pedrorubin6076]

That's such a great thing, Maya is so nice

[@fuunygurl10]

You could also mix pieces of frozen banana in with the ice in the ice cone maker.

[@shae1218]

thank you for doing what you do

[@rosehipowl]

Thank you for talking about that link because I have absolutely seen that kind of stuff online but had no idea what to do, especially because I live in the UK and the stuff I've seen has been outside of here. In barely related ideas, I've long thought about mandatory classes for people who get pets. Like stricter laws against wild animals being kept as pets, but also that once you are registered as a pet owner you are required to go to however many classes regarding the animal you now have in your home. How to read a cat's body language, how to break up a dog fight, here are the things they can/can't eat, this is what you should look for when choosing pet food, what bedding should you use for hamsters, etc. Things that I feel like people should absolutely know before getting an animal but surprisingly a lot of people don't google it. An animal is your responsibility and if you want to have it in your house then you better be doing your gd best to make sure that animal is happy and healthy. That is your full time job now. People owning wild animals are not doing it because they love the animal and have the ability to care for them adequately. They don't always know if they have specific requirements. They just want the animal as an accessory, an extension of themselves. They want to be "that person with the marmosets" and not want the full time job that comes with them. Monkeys are cute and I love watching them, but almost everyone on the planet is delusional if they think they could look after them, especially as one person in a home. It genuinely hurts my heart that people are so unwilling to see the intelligence and sentience of non-human animals as important or necessary to respect and look after. No animal deserves to suffer because some arrogant and stubborn human thinks they deserve a special pet. Sorry this got a bit ranty but this pisses me off to no extent. Also I've messed up my shoulder and I've taken my strong nighttime painkillers and I think they've kicked in now. Here's a fun fact I have learnt about myself: I'm so fucking annoying that even on the strongest painkillers my doctors are willing to prescribe me, I still have good spelling and grammar because I am a language nerd who used to do proofreading. I just lose that part of my brain that tells me to not spill my entire life online when no one has asked for it. Okay night night please look after your animals and also animals that aren't yours because we are all interconnected in the web of life and it's important to remember that.

[@megafefeBR]

Holy crap, there are some of those monkeys living in my campus, not as pets or anythint, but as in "the campus is in ther ecossistem/biome and the wander in an out" and they are soooo cute

[@juliusroxandr5954]

You don't even need to ask, bought your merch just now this is the least that I can do for you Maya!

[@julion2902]

You should make them some banana sorbet! Is pretty simple and it’s just banana and water and also some sugar if that’s what you want

[@elia4530]

The little “ill hold it” and the understanding was SO CUTEEE RAH

[@CraigBurns2]

loved this video sm

[@anna-hc6dz]

I was literally just watching the Maya vod

[@SaltyLordSalmon]

i remember the illegal trades Schlagg was in, around 1999 i believe. love the marmies! im glad they ended up enjoying their banana slurry cones!

[@lettersnstuff]

should freeze the whole bananas and then run them through the ice shaver

[@Loganrx]

Great video danny (and maya)

[@jon2623]

New merch looks so good

[@sontia55]

These videos are a beacon of wholesomeness in the cesspool that is the internet

[@Nighthunt01]

I was skimming through a recent Wine About It on YT; Maya was talking about trying to teach in these YT videos, it sounded interesting after watching now...good job mixing the fun with the raising awareness i like it

[@Serpent6417]

thank you for giving them a great gift

[@SkyDreamerYT]

The monkeys enjoying their banana snow cones is so cute ❤

[@anklescooter]

I just came back from Brazil and I saw like 70 of those. *THEY ARE SO FREAKIN CUTE*

[@SupernovaSteven]

Maya I love everything you’re doing, I can’t wait to visit the sanctuary and shake your hand!

[@artistlovepeace]

I love that you are honest.

[@iamFracture]

"My eyelash stuck to my eyelash" -Maya ... that was an legendary start ...

[@knuckys]

I used to have people donate to WWF for my birthdays as a kid. i love what they do there and i love to see maya link their stuff

[@Kaminkaese]

Love seeing animals and hear Maya share informations about them

[@butterfly17095]

This was so adorable!! Love that Appa and Momo enjoyed their snow cones! Also I love that you used Diddy Kong Racing music in the background 🤣 I played that game so much as a kid I instantly had nostalgia hearing it lol

[@robbiefroggy8568]

"don't put your fingies in there" blood snowcone!!! i'm sure theyd love that

[@CannnedIce]

Can’t wait to receive my new Alveus Sanctuary Merch!!

[@mayahiga]

Yay!

[@IsaacPurpleguy]

Love the green on the merch 💚

[@alyshah]

thanks for educating us on the exotic animals trade, it is really eye opening. I love the merch i just bought a t shirt :) love from Australia

[@thiboferson3262]

When Maya post you know that you Will laugh😂

[@Spedatr0n]

Thank you Maya very cool

[@just_some_donkus]

I have a low tech- one at a time kind of snow cone maker. I hate it and want that one lmao. Loved this video, appa and momo seemed to enjoy their squished banana syrup a lot!

[@henrikv8740]

The merch is so cool! Just snagged both of ‘em

[@mayahiga]

:O

[@Fakemilia]

Hoping i can find the funds to add this to my alveus merch collection