Side Chick To Main Chick! Colt Proposes To Vanessa (Its Awkward)

[@Gracie_19200]

“Somehow this dude has girlfriends AND people to cheat with” sums up everyone’s opinion of colt. Like how???? Ugh

[@jin97465]

Exactly 😂😂

[@marianagoncalves3529]

Disgusting 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 there's literally NOTHING appealing about him, these women are straight up crazy

[@paulsimonson8141]

It’s the bandanas for me

[@jin97465]

@@paulsimonson8141 😂😂💀

[@bigmango202]

@@paulsimonson8141 I prefer no bandana, that neckbeard is glorious

[@wozgog]

Colt. The literal embodiment of a face only a mother could love.

[@DeviantYoshie]

huehue hue 69 likes

[@Blueberryyymuffin]

@@DeviantYoshie i ruined it hehehehe

[@captainfoxheart]

HIS mother

[@mamaortiz5058]

😂😂

[@moonglow630]

And yet, all these women seem to want him. Just don’t get it.

[@ipolarzz2481]

These TLC guys get married so quick it's like they're playing sims

[@virgie4715]

This is hilarious bc I just seen a comment saying Colt & Vanessa are both like npc who make the same facial expression over and over lol

[@savannahb123456789]

Cloud gaze together 8 times and get engaged

[@retts75]

People get jobs in the Sims......

[@lauraorta4378]

@@retts75 nah insurance fraud ftw

[@colecd996]

Sul Sul

[@MaddyBlu9724]

Wait in the same conversation we get "yes Ill be your girlfriend" "I love you too" and "I dont trust you. You have a long history of lying and cheating"??? Thats like 3 conpletely different stages of relationship all at once.

[@tonybalony1811]

Lol weird

[@elizabethshuster218]

I thought it was a bit cringe when she said yes to being his girlfriend that he almost immediately goes in with an "I love you" and a kiss. My ex and I didn't say I love you until about 3 months in.

[@ladysarcasm6226]

@@elizabethshuster218 Me and my ex didn't say I love you until about 3 years in 😂

[@elizabethwojcik1620]

@@ladysarcasm6226 Me and my ex didn't say I love you until about never hahaha

[@katiethehuman99]

Whiplash

[@thehighpriestess1775]

His mom always wants to know why these women are "rushing to get married" but never asks her son why he proposes to literally any woman that makes it past the 3rd date.

[@lizrichards7139]

Perhaps he should marry big Ed cos he’s always in a rush to get married too

[@randomperson8994]

@@lizrichards7139 😂YASS THE POWER COUPLE 💅😤

[@FabiolaRVela]

This!!

[@toyamwarr]

That would entertaining to watch. Then they could happily cheat with any woman they meet because they’re both straight.

[@edenbarker7385]

💀😭

[@illegalwaffel6435]

both Ed and Colt are still stuck in the 90 day fiancee mode where they think they need to get married within 90 days and is why they both proposed within a week to a month even those both these girls are both American lmao

[@AbyssWatch3r]

tbh they both deserve each other 😂

[@catluver2134]

Ed can have Debbie and Colt can have Tiffany. They’d all be perfect for each other.

[@ifjc7216]

Moving fast is something people on the narcissistic spectrum do

[@lacunarikain2]

The single life is just a race between Ed and Colty to see who can manipulate a girl to marry em first LOL

[@Bananachan289]

Speedrun to marriage

[@sephinarose420]

Lmao facts

[@shandaughter]

The final bosses are Big Ed's daughter and Colty's mother.

[@GamerSisters]

@@Bananachan289 more like speedrun to divorce

[@CazadorSlayer]

@@GamerSisters That's NG+. Gotta beat the game first before you unlock that alt ending.

[@rubyhhh2715]

Genuinely believe he only proposed to Vanessa because his ex is now happily married...

[@lunaraDru]

You right

[@DeeDiamond2981]

Typical narc behavior

[@MelaniaRose]

On the rebound

[@Emily-lh6em]

Absolutely lmao he's so transparent

[@DeeDiamond2981]

@Death Omen the fake revenge move.. lol..

[@SilverLily]

Colt doesn't want to go to counseling and is afraid of losing her because he's afraid the therapist will make Vanessa realize he's a manipulative narcissist and she deserves better than that.

[@tainanking]

I mean all he did was put the ring on the finger. Nothing official till they sign those papers lol.

[@Grindhouseification]

A chia pet might be an upgrade!

[@mandy-loudumesny.2046]

Rings, papers, swearing on dead nanny's little toe does not alter someone's morals and their ability to remain faithful. It is bullshit. Colt is a wanker and a narcissist

[@Anal_Annihilator]

He's aware enough to know that, but not that millions of people will watch and laugh at how pathetic he is

[@que-beautybycelesttequinn2456]

Colty doesn't want to go to therapy because that therapist is gonna call him out on his narcissism and ole girl will hear first hand how he's a low key psychopath. 🤣🤣

[@malumello17]

He is in a confort zone where he gets all he wants manipulating women for his pleasure.

[@Mooodyyhhh]

A gaslighter too

[@joywolf83]

Better yet, she would figure out how she could do A LOT better

[@Sly-Moose]

Facts

[@tariqrahmani5481]

Or straight up punsh his teeth in ! lol

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

“Somehow this dude has girlfriends and people to cheat with I don’t understand” -Ken 2021, never truer words have been spoken!

[@TornSilencio]

that struggling "Milady" on the bed...I was crying lmao.

[@zombiebite100]

How the camera man didn’t die from laughter, I’ll never know.

[@glsvcplw]

Colt: “I’ve got a girl back home who’s unlike any other” Everyone: “The only girl who loves him is his mother”

[@seeriousli8169]

🤣 this needs so many more likes!

[@fairytailgirl123]

😭 don't dishonor Mulan like that

[@Naylian]

I sang this 😂

[@brutustantheiii8477]

Yao was my favourite character in Mulan

[@sydneyliles5752]

Underrated comment

[@aha-Erica]

Him and Big Ed are so similar. Consistently not listening to what their partner is saying and just pushing and pushing for the next step when it’s VERY obvious that the girl does not want that but doesn’t know how to say no. Truly gross.

[@YouKnowMeDuh]

After literally 2 dates. They try so hard to trap a lady, but they are so bad about it.

[@GIRru11]

I'm assuming its not that it's not that don't know how to say no, but that they don't want to say no to someone on TV in front of millions who are watching

[@aha-Erica]

@@GIRru11 I guess in colts case its more like what you’re saying but in the case of Ed I think Liz doesn’t know how to say no without him turning it into an emotional manipulation saying he has anxiety and panic attacks from them fighting so she doesn’t say no to keep the peace

[@OgBobby42]

Lmfao big ed and colt have issues with socializing and dont understand how to do it

[@gingermedman8509]

They've learned to play TLC, to play those who react to TLC, and to play us. We are part of the trash cycle now. Realistically, the women are in on it too, especially the later ones.

[@SayderCascading]

He's afraid counseling will cause more problems because he'll be pushed to be 100% honest the entire time lmao

[@Anal_Annihilator]

He seemed arrogant enough to think he could handle it, but probably knew telling the counsellor the basics of his life like age, living situation, job status etc would be enough to expose his nothingness. That's without even addressing his psychological state lol

[@lake9907]

She's not in a rush to marry him because she doesnt need citizenship like the other two did and she's seen like all of him so she's actually able to wait-

[@anjamari4670]

There’s nothing of value with colt lol it’s all about that TLC money

[@gracielacanales9548]

AMEN STANDING OVATION TO YA

[@Tysandifer]

Boom!!

[@redactteddd]

When colt talks he looks like he is in physical pain with how awkward he is I can’t take it!

[@elizabethshuster218]

Same!

[@GassyGoat]

And some reason also looks full of it.

[@elizabethb.4617]

noooo, they missed the best clip in all of this when they actually went to therapy and Colt talked about wanting to 'do the deed' 5 times a day and how he would never shut up and kept trying to awkwardly role play constantly.

[@billysharke]

Big Ed's daughter, Tiffany lives in Las Vegas, as does Colt. I hope one day when Vanessa realizes how trashman Colt is, leaves and Tiffany and Colt become a couple then the worlds of Big Ed and Colt combine for TLC's cinematic universe. Big Ed vs Colty Civil War!!

[@katwithlove]

I would actually pay to watch this as sad as it is to say.

[@hanner8830]

@@katwithlove I would too, don’t feel bad.

[@xcrystalsunshine]

I feel a fan fic in the making😂

[@RS-qi4ev]

Tiffany is too big brain to make a move like that.

[@elenawilliams32]

A match made in heaven. 😂

[@seree80]

I think Colt is still bitter about both his exs moving on so he's trying hard not to look like a dumped loser. I mean c'mon he called his ex just to let her know he cheated on her.

[@roseaeries]

Some people like casual proposals, but he did a weird hybrid of a classic get down on one knee with the nonchalant “Wanna get married?” and it comes off soo much like “I’m doing this for other reasons that matter more than love”

[@smoore506]

I never thought anyone's proposal would be worse than my fiance's 😂 Back story: My fiance struggled with Type 1 Diabetes and kidney failure. I've had to perform CPR and call an ambulance for him multiple times in the first 5 years together. He got down on one knee and said, "Well, you've saved my life a couple times so I guess I owe you." It was hilarious and so bad.... Of course I said yes 😂 Now that he's had a kidney and pancreas transplant, we're finally getting married after 9 years

[@KnittyElf]

Cute story! I wish you guys the best.

[@mementomori4840]

Awe, sweet story thanks for sharing! Wishing you guys the best 💕

[@AisforApple1346]

Dang that’s a story! congrats!

[@medbennani8209]

blessings

[@mozmotheferret7913]

That's incredibly cute. Congratulations! I wish you both the best for the future. 😊

[@siryarianthefirst3360]

I was going to say “woah Vanessa is actually the most reasonable one, straight up telling him what’s wrong and asking to see a counselor”... but then I remembered that she’s with Colt.

[@randomperson8994]

XD

[@marissadash]

😂😂😂😂

[@FabiolaRVela]

She was always the side chick too lol not very reasonable imo.

[@tainanking]

Some know that they are the best for each other but colt obviously thought and wanted to do better at least in terms of looks but that dream was a failure. Time to go back to his bread and butter lol

[@three7446]

She also cheated on her husband for Colt and cheated with Colt when he was with Larissa and Jess

[@thetardyowlvg9155]

She's amazed by how "creative his dates are." I'm pretty sure it's TLC creativity. Colt's creativity is limited to ways to be cringey.

[@alexeir3690]

The “m’lady” when he got on the bed, I straight thought that was Buff or Ken making a joke I didn’t realize it was actually Colte 😂

[@kurt477]

😂😂😂😂

[@Anal_Annihilator]

It hurt me physically

[@jennamilleryall]

All the greatest love stories begin with, “I guess I’m ready to be your girlfriend.”.

[@Unusamor7]

And also telling her “we’re gonna have problems throughout our entire lives.” 😵

[@merryberry6576]

@@Unusamor7 “I promise you, we’ll have problems for the rest of our lives” real reassuring, Colt 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@meganvincent5381]

Ah yes, reluctant love

[@fil0sofia]

Her initial reaction to his proposal is the best one I've ever seen. She really went "LOL WTF are you doing?!"

[@fil0sofia]

The fact that his proposal was "uh, wanna get married?" is also just.. wow. Smooth. Very romantic.

[@sassyalligator7683]

I would 100% choose a CinnamonToastKen video over a TLC video. No hesitation.

[@WorkoutintoThe5D]

Exactly. I'm watching this for them and the laughter factor. I'm guaranteed 100% enjoyment factor on every Ken and Buff video.

[@100gecsrbetterthangod5]

This is the exact reason tlc would sue! They would say that it is not transformative enough and that CTKs video essentially takes their potential viewership. Jist fyi

[@kamila6680]

Don’t say that - TLC will claim the vid 😔

[@sephinarose420]

Same

[@NotMyChickieNuggies]

For real. I never saw any of these shows until these guys and tried watching them. Ken and Buff over all!

[@AlgoCurioso2.0]

Colts’s conversations are random and nonsense like an Oblivion’s guard.

[@Bonnie-lo3zh]

You just reminded me of the oblivion npc conversation memes. Thankyou

[@wozgog]

Out of curiosity how often do you get to the cloud district

[@GassyGoat]

@@wozgog what am I saying? Of course you don’t. Probably didn’t get quote 100% correct but oh well.

[@gab6559]

@@wozgog Did someone steal your sweetroll?

[@hellishnellish2036]

I used to be an adventurer like you, til I took an arrow in the knee

[@bella_da_bee]

Colt: "Wanna get married?" Chris Hansen: "He's what Perverted Justice calls a 'fast mover'."

[@hollywaugh2572]

"We're going to have problems our entire life. " A promise he will actually fulfill !

[@informitas0117]

Heart warming - his first real promise.

[@mizlampshadyakachan7939]

Venessa always looks like she’s trying to remember where she recognizes you from……

[@bubbles08153]

Stop omg she does

[@sleepysin9821]

Lmao, I looked at her face as soon as I read this comment and I couldn't stop laughing 😂 They are both like NPCs who make the same expressions over and over again.

[@bropoke6799]

I cant unsee it😂😂

[@Katie5683sMal]

@@sleepysin9821 this npc comment has me rolling

[@FabiolaRVela]

Lol 😂

[@hidden_jem_]

"I promise we will have problems for the rest of our lives" what romance 😍 Definitely should be in their wedding vows

[@Mercedes-qb2rs]

If colt cheated on Jess when they were engaged, why does he think getting engaged to Vanessa will prove his loyalty

[@demmydots7656]

exactly omg!!!!!

[@arachnesakura9375]

Its to prove HER loyalty not his. He thinks just rubbing her in his ex's face was more than enough proof that hes honest now. He wont do counselling. He wants to lock her in.

[@cosmokramer5055]

She was cheating on her husband with Colt so they belong together

[@Mooodyyhhh]

@@cosmokramer5055 he said they met when she was going through her divorce from her husband and he was going through the divorce with Larissa. So I don't think she was cheating on her husband

[@cosmokramer5055]

@@Mooodyyhhh she just got her divorce a few months ago trust me she was cheating

[@melindusfindus1668]

Colt is like when you create a sim and give it all the worst traits the game has to offer, just because.

[@arosew7]

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE

[@Areyousayingidontknowmyname]

I can't wait for someone to kick his bin over every morning 🤭

[@totallypurple97]

Even the facial expressions are the same

[@StonerOfGotham]

He's literally my ex besides the cheating part because no other girl wanted him.

[@saram3449]

He literally looks like a default sim 😭 it’s insane

[@sydneykowarsch7147]

The fact that Colt is capable of getting anyone makes me wonder what I am doing so horribly wrong

[@TheGameSalmon]

Back to back Big Ed/Colty videos? Ken you're spoiling us

[@SkyphyreStudios]

Right???

[@NDJunction]

yes. this yikes forever cringe festival is a magical "medevil" treat xD

[@Poopybutt11667]

They make tlc the money

[@nayeemaakhter2798]

IKR Not that I'm not happy

[@baddie1shoe]

Colty look like a Sims townie. The one with the floozy reputation!!! Stay away ladies and gentlemen and others!!!

[@JeweledLove]

Colt: "Let's make it official. You think I'm Mr. Right?" Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

[@AxxLAfriku]

My name: AxxL My job: Superstar I like: Handsome girls I have: 2 handsome girlfriends My dream: Have more subs than my 2 girlfriends Your name: je

[@brosephbroman7564]

@@AxxLAfriku "Handsome" girls? I'm sure you have 2 girlfriends with that talk...gtfo of here you insecure attention seeking pos.

[@tonybalony1811]

@Moone Lattee Colt is Mr. Cringe. 🤣

[@brosephbroman7564]

@@lilnass6891 Arnold Schwarzenegger was his inspiration

[@its_thatdominicana946]

Facts he don't believe hes mister right

[@ArthurKain]

Big Ed: "Am I your forever?!" Colt: "Am I Mr. Right?!"

[@MMA_SPUD]

Never seen someone start a relationship and instantly try to save an already dying relationship

[@iamthedevilsadvocate]

Bruh, on god! Colt's the mayor of Cringe City

[@yuki97kira]

Colt was doing a speedrun

[@Anal_Annihilator]

He thinks all dating is speed dating

[@katiethehuman99]

His strained “m’lady” when he was climbing on the bed has me laughing so hard I almost choked on my lunch 😭💀

[@bunnbun_thatgothchic5271]

So continue..what you have for lunch hope it was great 👍 lol

[@katiethehuman99]

@@bunnbun_thatgothchic5271 Spaghetti-O’s 😌 they were delicious

[@carrotlegs1752]

@@bunnbun_thatgothchic5271 The lunch of champions of course! Yummy.😋

[@RiriChanElric]

SOMEONE MAKE IT A RINGTONE---

[@travey2390]

Colt is such a sociopath lol Colt: I don't wanna see a therapist to expose me so I'm gonna make her more attached by proposing

[@TiaEliz]

This is literally what my ex did 😅😂

[@Telic]

"Girlfriend?" "Yes, Boyfriend, but counseling and i dont trust you at all. - I love you too."

[@againstallodds6209]

They say if you say “colt” three times looking into the mirror at 3am, he will show up and make you uncomfortable.

[@cooliodiablo4571]

That would be very unsettling

[@Briannaprince28]

😂😂😂💀

[@SpexMusic]

LLol omfg... lol. wtf....

[@againstallodds6209]

Alekzandra Bear lmaooooooo dont

[@giovannihall3098]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@margotfreuchet9353]

Colt is definitely one of the creepy "free hugs" guys at conventions.

[@Anal_Annihilator]

HRs worst nightmare

[@MaddyBlu9724]

He really just comes out and says that the reason he was apologizing to his ex was just to try and impress his new chick? Like "check this out babe Im sooo capable of remorse and personal growth. Thats hot for you right?"

[@xFukairix]

Yeah holy shit. True motive right there. And he couldn't even fake that right

[@hatekate54]

I love that TLC can’t even find actresses who pretend to not be disgusted 🤣

[@madisonlewe1057]

She seems to forget that she helped him cheat She’s JUST as guilty

[@statesminds]

The fact that Colt isn't single forever living in his mom's basement baffles me.

[@sjsnsnsnzn3352]

Well the one part is true.

[@Germania72]

Is it because there are women willing to be with him because they want to be part of the TV show as well? I don't see another reason for this.

[@charlesriston8972]

Colt and horses must have something in common!

[@hopethebabes]

women get desperate

[@AxelSpott]

Well colts main chick now has literal turtle necks on turtle necks under her chin

[@jacobarmstrong5308]

Can't wait for the next spinoff where Colt and Big Ed live together in a bachelor pad trying to find love.

[@jimmytrejo7773]

Omg get tlc on this.

[@spontaneousbeauty4651]

Lmaooo like some Pauly & Vinny Jersey Shore shit 😂 I could totally see them doing that

[@MoroccanQueen364]

We need Danielle and baby girl Lisa in there too

[@ginjabiccie936]

The '90' in 90 Day Fiance actually stands for how many divorces Colt is aiming for in his life

[@mochimochi7669]

Ken needs to put that “M’lady” voice clip as Mary‘s ringtone on his phone.

[@TheMaiaDriscol]

If the answer to "will you marry me" isn't an immediate "yes" then it's a "no."

[@merryberry6576]

Exactly! Same thing with consent, if it’s not an enthusiastic yes, then it’s a no.

[@SpexMusic]

@@merryberry6576 Aha..... Oh.... my goodness.......... gracious..... oh lord. lol.

[@Shewas-kathybates]

Actually not true some people need time to process things

[@justjakki]

"WTF are you doing?!" Would indicate a clear "NO" to me 🤣

[@MrMutou]

A hell no

[@shelby9227]

Colt feels like a Sims character with their autonomy turned on 😂😅 Just chaos and reckless decisions.

[@Starboy-yp1er]

When he proposed i swear she went through the five stages of grief all at once 😂

[@velvetdevin2729]

She did ... I saw it .... I felt it

[@KrayZky]

Vanessa “ I haven’t been a girlfriend for a long time” lol cuz you’ve been a side chick for so long

[@HaleyBug221]

That says alot about her lol

[@Mooodyyhhh]

Buff is so handsome and has such a beautiful smile and amazing laugh. Seeing him laugh is amazing

[@jaimemiranda8217]

There is NO ONE more savage than TLC’s editors. They always be doin people dirty.

[@criptin4075]

The first promise Colt gave Vanessa after his proposal was that he would guarantee her problems. Wow, just wow.

[@anisatajy9445]

Definitely something she needed to hear. And IDK if she is patient or TLC cut it but I would've called the guy on his bullshit if it were me.

[@wtfnessi]

I mean, atleast he isn't breaking that promise. right? 😂

[@lizrichards7139]

I thought he was the problem lol

[@Warner1929]

Most couples would say: "Will you marry me?" "Will you be my bride?" "Will you spend the rest of my life together with me?" Colt: *"Wanna get married?"*

[@raaar3]

Colt: ''we've got problems"

[@hidden_jem_]

"I promise we will have problems for the rest of our lives" what a romantic. Def should be in their vows

[@retts75]

To be fair my proposal didn't go much better. Was so nervous I didn't even make it to one knee lol

[@spoopyblogs]

Why they putting it on the wrong hand

[@retts75]

@@spoopyblogs its because they arent engaged, but just planning on being engaged so when he has proven to not be a total twat she will switch it over. happens with alot of high school couples and the like

[@blnn]

Both Colt and Ed are really quick to jump the gun on this "mr. Right" thing

[@patrickmaloney3091]

Fr like bruh you cheated on your gf with her then dated for two weeks dont NEITHER of you know shit about each other

[@dualityofgin]

"M'LADY!" I laughed so hard I choked on my water and had to spit it out in the sink.

[@levid888]

I gotta admit I liked the line where he says “I wanna show Vanessa she’s my queen. What better place than a castle?”. It’s smooth. Unfortunately it’s Colt that said it, so it’s basically disqualified cuz he’s cringe and creepy

[@kalobhunt9001]

Why does colts facial expressions always look like he is getting hollered at? Like he is scared or worried about what’s going on.

[@MicoB1022]

Because he's a very self-absorbed, narcissistic, emotionally dependent and toxic individual who tries to always make himself seem like such a nice guy and is worried that someone will see what a dirtbag he really is (even though we all see it clearly 😂)

[@Laplantelatte]

Honestly, he always looks like he's smirking most of the time. His facial expressions don't match the emotions one would usually be feeling in these circumstances. I think he might be an Aspie.

[@kalobhunt9001]

@@Laplantelatte something he is a shitty human being.

[@alarmedllama5910]

Right!! I was gonna say confused but you said it better

[@Laplantelatte]

@@kalobhunt9001 You got that right.

[@crazymashedpotatolady9364]

Debbie, come get your son, he’s proposing again...

[@hannahware3751]

Debby: **drop kicks a door somewhere while still tied up** CoLt DiD yOu PrOpOsE fOr ThE tHiRd TiMe

[@crazymashedpotatolady9364]

@@hannahware3751 colt: 👁👄👁

[@MightyMoon1]

Colt: “I’m ready to build something with you.” She should have told him, “Let’s go to IKEA.”

[@ambermiller6879]

That's when you bust out the Lego death star set

[@MightyMoon1]

@@ambermiller6879 Yeah! 😂 They could be building something together for a looooong time.

[@Vonna84]

@@ambermiller6879 thought of Lego too hehe :)

[@chelseylin6724]

I clicked faster than colt proposes to literally anyone.

[@Rebesag]

😂😂😂

[@johndelexn]

lmaooo

[@Aerodil]

This made me chuckle, thank you.

[@mericaaa8623]

16 minutes later

[@penguindabs1966]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@foxiihorn]

Colt's moves : touch the glasses, pretend to drink (actually not), act like a sim (but is a trash man) and more

[@Sallypoe]

BUT IS A TRASH MAN bruh.. I died 🤣

[@blueredbullbabyohyeah3179]

“He’s putting the cheat band on me!!” The way I screamed 😂😂😂

[@RandyLott]

"So, am I Mr. Right?" "I think it's more like... Mr. Not-Right-Now."

[@chasemurray8679]

TLC is going to have to make a whole entire 90 day fiancé show just for colt titled 90 day fiancé third times the charm

[@megorons]

Ed too only difference is we didn't see the first one

[@RusticMagnolia]

Please do not give TLC any ideas

[@numeroseven07]

Is he reusing the engagement ring? 😂🔫

[@jacqueblue]

I agree. This would make for a great show. Get rid of Family Chantel.

[@cosmokramer5055]

That’s a possibility cause all the spin offs on discovery+ of 90 day is wild, Colt had to wait for Vanessa divorce to be finalized before he proposed (he waited til next day) which is why her reaction is just What?!?!

[@BrittanyConklin-wq9zc]

Y'all are hilarious together. Like brothers

[@rockstarchicken687]

Cole looks like a human in the process of turning into a werewolf.

[@jess4397]

That's insulting to werewolves

[@anisatajy9445]

*goo not wolves

[@Saintstheone]

That man is built like a mini fridge So fellas We Still have a chance don’t give up our time is nigh

[@johnfulcher8448]

If Colt can be a harem anime protag then we don't have any excuse

[@Tysandifer]

TO ARMS LEMMEWINKS

[@DubCatXero]

The proposal episode reminds me of Leroy Jenkins, but the dungeon is marriage.

[@ArtistFormallyKnownasMC]

Why have I binged the backlog? I can’t stopppppppp. Haha Thanks guys, for what you do, I shouldn’t try to speed run this, but I’m enjoying it so much.

[@tashoncoleman5480]

At this point both Big Ed and Colt should come together and form their own spin-off series called *Awkward CRINGE with Colt & Big Ed* with special guest stars Debbie & Tiffany

[@megorons]

I doubt Tiffany will last that long big ed will probably throw her away just like the rose situation. And I think we all know Debbie and big eds mom wouldn't get along. big eds mom seems far too wholesome and sweet so far from what I've seen.

[@meggoeggo4444]

Debbie and Ed??????

[@arachnesakura9375]

@@megorons ...isnt Tiffany his daughter?

[@megorons]

@@arachnesakura9375 yes but if you watch the tell all episode he literally says he gave up his relationship with hisdaughter (Tiffany) to be with rose and was willing to do it again i wouldn't be surprised to see him do the same here since Tiffany already expressed her dislike for his new girl

[@ladydiamond6611]

@@arachnesakura9375 they be looking so similar tho.....

[@callira2064]

This is the exact proposal I've always wanted. "we have problems right?" "marry me"

[@hollymusick9372]

Vanessa: I don't trust you we should go to counseling Colt: Plans trip Vanessa: still want to do counseling Colt: Even though we have problems right now? Will you be my fiance? Vanessa: Yes. But, if you cheat on me I'll have to learn to let you go. Me watching this: THIS IS NOT HOW TO START A MARRIAGE!!!

[@cailynvierik4569]

You guys make everything better! Never cared about any TLC until you.

[@Aditya-ei5zr]

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[@lauryse4643]

Right lol I started watching the shows just to see the whole stories now because of them

[@linkwolf2196]

@@Aditya-ei5zr nice

[@DeeDiamond2981]

Tlc been weird..

[@bartjeyeyo]

So they introduced it to you. Like everyone else you rather watch the tlc episode without being interupted by 2 guys that think everything they say is funny. They are the laugh track from friends for each other. I get annoyed when they talk to much and look up the episode to watch by myself

[@spaceunicorn6000]

I just found out why this is happening; Colt doesn't LOOK like the kind of guy who can afford to lie to you and cheat on you. He LOOKS like the kind that would treasure you forever. That's why so many women have been fooled by him.

[@RobertMorgan]

He's like the stealth reverse simping giga chad badboy lol. He seems like the guy you can tie down and take all his resources, but surprise, he's not committing and actually banging everyone, somehow.

[@laurengugucachoo6213]

Vanessa frustrates me so much because she’s a strong intelligent woman so why does she make such stupid decisions 😭

[@virgie4715]

Right!! Like one minute I like her then the next I’m mad af

[@sunmoonstars0369]

You’re kidding right? Jess is the only one smart enough to call colt out, a replay of these past relationships will happen for Vanessa. Let’s see what the narcissist has up his sleeve once he gets tired of her too.

[@stresseddictator1849]

Moneh

[@ninidecoss2633]

smart intelligent is not vanessas traits shes a weirdo

[@Rokinevythng14]

Why does anyone feel bad for Vanessa? She’s not a victim. She played games knowing Colt and Jess were together. That’s vile behavior.

[@katelyn5302]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Colt put the ENTIRE water bottle in his mouth?!

[@Laura-yu2vt]

I think that's an I sight into his true self. My dude probably needs to try the gay scene,

[@bunnbun_thatgothchic5271]

No no we are not i speak for everyone lol

[@thatass0078]

When?

[@StarlightAnya01]

@@thatass0078 a little after 17:47

[@StarlightAnya01]

@@thatass0078 17:51 to be exact

[@michaelsotomayor5001]

"what the f--k are you doing?" Always the type of thing you don't want to hear your girl say.

[@SayderCascading]

"It's now or never" My husband waited 9 years to propose to me, you can too 😀 (we met in high school and decided to wait after college lmao)

[@virgie4715]

So you both settled, huh? 🤣

[@emilywillis9912]

Ahh, just when colt couldn't get any weirder... "MA LAdY!!"

[@retts75]

I mean, you've already seen him in a fedora.....

[@theflowerhead]

😂

[@lleyah_fw]

Colt really said, "We're gonna have more problems in our future, together." Dude, you don't say that. Problems are gonna happen, obviously, but saying they're gonna happen regardless is so bad... Colt, get some help man.

[@Sunnylucy]

At least he's honest 😆

[@lleyah_fw]

@@Sunnylucy For now at least lmao

[@trafalgard.waterlaw7330]

Like 90% of marriage vows include that line though. I wouldn't say that's what he needs help for.

[@lleyah_fw]

@@trafalgard.waterlaw7330 Help to be a better person while committing to what he truly cares about. Dude probably has a lot more baggage than what's presented. Either way, his life to do whatever he wants, I'm just a stranger watching it all happen.

[@telechubby2310]

Colt is all of the 99 problems

[@raiden6428]

"If you don't change, I gotta learn to let you go." Definitely the words I'd want to hear immediately after getting engaged. 🤦‍♂️

[@meleagraham3084]

It went from “I’m not going to cheat but if it’s not going to work out then we done” 2 mins later “I think I might propose to her” This switch up made me break my ankles and my neck. Like dang

[@meghannicole1474]

Colt is the human embodiment of "m'lady" 😂

[@beardedentity]

Naah..that title still goes to Big Ed

[@monkpool]

Unemployed Living in mommy’s basement Chases women instead of success

[@s1si]

The only person who can say m'lady and not be cringe is chat noir

[@Bananachan289]

LMAO A HUMAN FEDORA

[@ZeChatteNoire]

Hey I’m 6mos pregnant(it’s been a rough go) and you guys have just made my day! Laughing and can’t stop watching 😂💙

[@lalixlili]

Wish a healthy pregnancy and delivery dear.

[@SalviAlmighty]

I'll never understand the marriage obsession in the US. Like people getting married 5-6 times, sometimes barely weeks after meeting the person..? What's so wrong with waiting for a bit?

[@zkarebear]

There’s a reason these people are on reality TV, it’s cause they’re rare and cringe, the other 90% of the US is not like this.

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

I really don't think that's an American obsession.

[@noellem9319]

Idk...if I ever get married there will be a prenup that says I get the house, the kids and the car if we divorced. I'm not exactly the most trusting person so....

[@Areyousayingidontknowmyname]

Or not at all. Also they never use the Pill let alone condoms

[@jesska4je]

Benefits is the only thing I can think of. I always grew up being shown that getting married, having a baby and staying home is the way it has to be. The BEST way for it to be. I grew up and decided none of it is for me. Marriage is expensive and so is divorce.

[@morganpettipas9198]

Colts the kind of guy that his girlfriend could throw a pillow at him and he'd call the cops

[@skeeterbite9257]

"LOOK AT THIS RING!!!" Looks at Colt. Instantly regretting her decision.

[@DingusKhan00]

I feel like both Colt and Vanessa are perfect at making weird faces after they speak. Reminds me of the L.A. Noire interrogation where the dude was clearly lying

[@myqueerplantfamily]

Ken's shirt is a solo cup from the 90s all grown up.

[@patrickf4462]

it was a popular 80s print, its the cups dad

[@whodis4531]

Did anyone else notice the rgb lights in the background being reactive to their voices, I love how they switch colors at lightning speed when buff laughs

[@charisselinnell-morton4137]

Who else thinks that Buff is a beacon of JOY? 🤩

[@naliskun4222]

YesYes he is ヾ(^ω^*)

[@Mooodyyhhh]

Hes so handsome

[@jomills5249]

He's gorgeous too,lol

[@raindropsandfeathers2245]

Yeees ❤❤❤

[@kendora1307]

Sexy ashell

[@kimmycagle4096]

"We got problems right?... Wanna get married?... We're gonna have problems our whole life, I can promise you that!"

[@cooliodiablo4571]

Colt is really a romantic Prince Charming ain’t he?

[@kimmycagle4096]

@@cooliodiablo4571 Along with being an International Super Star and a King. Heavy is the head that wears the crown I guess!

[@JustDiane71]

Colt is scared of consulting because he knows he's going to be called out on his bs and he'll have to deal with the "mommies" issues!!!!

[@umberundead2619]

Anyone else notice Ken has a mustache and Buff has a beard with NO mustache. Just another way they complete each other.