Signalis, Dating Replikas 101

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Cristiferbeast

Cristiferbeast

Жыл бұрын

Hey everyone Cristiferbeast here and today we will be ranking the pros and cons of dating each Replika. This is a special video in honor of valentines day, so with no more delay lets get right into this.
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@one_lazy_robot
@one_lazy_robot Жыл бұрын
A very goofy idea that I definely wasn't quantifying in my head after I played the game a feel times, no sir I did not. But the replikas can be summarized in this way based on the video and wiki I guess: EULE: dance dance revoltion/10 Pros: basic cute gf material that does housework like no one else, is very sociable, she is very capable and very good at social situations and are quite good at reading the mood of every one around them. Cons: she is gonna be a party animal that needs to dance to loud music (probably at 3 AM), and take care of her appearence more often than a normal gestalt girl. ARA: 10mm Socket Wrench/10 Pros: tomboy mechanic gf that can fix almost everything if she has access to the tools for it, and can even help you assemble your anime model kits of gundam stuff and take care of your garden (if you have one). Cons: she is gonna probably hole herself in your closet, attic, basement, floors or walls because why not, they can hold grudges like a dwarf, and they are quite difficult to read since they are almost expressionless. STAR: speech 100/10 Pros: if you like a smooth talking dom/sub gf who is gona help/keep you in a strict routine and help you improove she is the right replika for you, and she can keep you and your house safe as a bonus. Cons: if you are bellow her in the hierarchy you are gonna be punished harshlly, if you are above you have to deal with a possible masochist that wants to be puniched a little to much. STORCH: dom/10 Pros: this one is a full "dommy momy" that takes the lead, and they are very smart, she is gonna make you have a more disciplined life style that can make you have better habits, like exercising for exemple and she will help you improove as a gestalt. Cons: she have a really short temper and sadistic tendencies, she will beat the shit out of you if you fuck up, and trust me you will fuck up, and she will say its your fault as she beats you. KOLIBRI: geek/10 Pros: short gf that likes your nerdy hoobies, she knows what you want and is a family oriented replika in a similar way that the EULE units are, and she can help you "calm" your mind in many different situations (if you know what I mean). Cons: she will fuck with your head if you think about other girls or have the "wrong thoughts", she is VERY attached with her family and require their presence almost constantly, she is very clingy and don't like being alone making her having a needy personality possibly. ADLER: men/10 Pros: he is the bf that will only prioritise you, he will suport you in any way he can, and you will be his number one priority. Cons: he will think only about you, he can develop stalkerish behavior and will definely be obsessed with you 24/7, and will probably make a shrine with the stuff you "lost". ELSTER: 10/10 (yeah, she is my favorite) Pros: probably the best option out of all the known replika units in the game, she is versitile, reliable, caring, lovable and independent, she will help you in every way she can, and ELSTER units always keep their promises no matter what, they are trust worth and loyal, a ELSTER unit will genuinally treat you with love and care and they aren't the needy type, they will always be loyal to you. Cons: they can be too stoic and emotionally distant in the begining and are slow to open up, so you will need to do most of the ice breaking in the beginning, and ELSTER units will stop at nothing to keep their promise, even if they get hurt in the process. MYNAH: gundam/10 Pros: tikk adorable gf that will care for you, they will not judge you for having an anime figure collection, they are simple to please and have a calm demeanor in any situation, and they can do all the heavy lifting in any situation. Cons: she is a tank in human form, she can crush you by accident, you need to buy her new plushies often and her plushie collection will be bigger than your anime figure collection, you need a big house and custom furniture to fit her properlly. FALKE: GOD/10 Pros: she is a powerfull lady that is full of power in every way, she is full of conficence, responsable, have good work ethicks, she will put you in first place and balance her responsibilities quite well, she is a natural born leader that knows what is best, Just like the STORCH units she is a dommy momy that have an acertive personality and will help you improve as a gestalt in every way possible, she will care and do anything for you, she is the perfect gf material if you are a gestalt that like powerfull and really imposing ladies that will treat you like their most valuable treasure. Cons: she will control you, and make you be her exclusive property and only her's, she will fuck with your head just like the KOLIBRI units but in a way worse way, she will beat the shit out you so hard that you would wish that she was a STORCH because the beating would be softer to say the least, she will stalk you in a far worse way than any ADLER unit would, she can accidentally crush you like a MINAH unit, she is arogant and a narcissit that think she is better than any one (including you), she will make you be bellow her all the time at any situation because she have a far to powerfull dominant personality, and she will probably kill you and any one that stands between you and her, because she have some serious yandere vibes coming from her. BONUS: SAPR: angry(?) gundam/10 Pros: just like MYNAH units they are tikk gf material, but they are more acertive and dominant than ther counterpart, she can do the heavy lifting and will protect you with her powerfull body. Cons: she will kill you, she will squash you like a bug on purpose if you fuck up (probably). KNCR: ?/10 NOT ENOUTH DATA. And yeah I know that the most stupid video topic made me wright this massive wall text, I don't care, I like the idea of "robussy" because its really funny.
@izperehoda
@izperehoda Жыл бұрын
Just a note on Adler: I'm pretty sure he has that attitude only towards Falke, as he was *made* to see her as a goddess. And a bit on Kolibri: if yshe starts thinking "wrong" she will be *terminated*. So, you gotta be loyal to the nation to keep her.
@oscarlove4394
@oscarlove4394 Жыл бұрын
I love how every replika has a drawback based on thier personality, except for mynah. where the drawback is just 'she could accidentally crush you and also you need to remodel your house'. Anyway i'd go for Storch, she'd make me a better person even if it'd hurt. I doubt she'd make me 'happy' but she'd lead me towards a life i wont regret living. Close second is Eule, she would make me happy even if i doubt we'd mesh that well, but i think we could make it work. anyway, why i'd reject the other Replikas ADA: too closed off and judgy, i've seen what its like to have a partner 'with an instruction manual' and frankly i dont think i could stand it for long. As much as her positive traits appeal to me. STAR: i'm not hypercompetitive and that sort of behaviour drives me up the wall. KOLIBRI: cute and interesting, but functionally a cult member, you're not dating her you're dating a member of the collective and dont you forget it. ELSTER: honestly glossed over her because ELSTERS are for Arianne. but i guess its mostly that since she and i are both fairly independend it'd be incredibly easy for the relationship to stagnate and us to drift apart. MYNAH: would make a lovely friend but i can't imagine dating a tank. FALKE: is probably the kind of personality that would either completely repell me, or draw me into her orbit and absolutely destroy me, either way its not good for me.
@el_chaneke_1237
@el_chaneke_1237 11 ай бұрын
I do not understand the help to "calm my mind" that the kolibri can give me, can you explain it to me?
@one_lazy_robot
@one_lazy_robot 11 ай бұрын
@@el_chaneke_1237 lets say that a kolibri can make you have some "happy thoughts" if you know what I mean 😏 She can fix emotional problems and trauma that mentally affects you, stuff like that.
@animeturnMMD
@animeturnMMD 10 ай бұрын
I think things with EULE could work for me, If I need to sleep I just would have to bought some noise canceling headphones and I am sure the music she would heard would be so good that in fact it will make me sleep better. XD
@SumonElse
@SumonElse Жыл бұрын
I can't tell if she's interested. She's giving me mixed....Signalis....*Jumps down elevator shaft*
@truesonsofmandalore
@truesonsofmandalore Жыл бұрын
LMAO Elevator shaft huh? You must REALLY like Elster units...
@ziliestarrive
@ziliestarrive 9 ай бұрын
He said it, he said Signalis!
@trashaimgamer7822
@trashaimgamer7822 8 ай бұрын
You shouldn't have returned...
@sylvo1057
@sylvo1057 8 ай бұрын
He said it.... the name of the game....
@josegaldamez6504
@josegaldamez6504 6 ай бұрын
​@@trashaimgamer7822He or she shouldn't have even come back at all
@Vilverna
@Vilverna 10 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure if you are dating one Kolibri, you are going to date all of the Kolibri siblings.
@DJCatmom
@DJCatmom 7 ай бұрын
And I see that as an absolute win.
@cireoath336
@cireoath336 6 ай бұрын
@@DJCatmomTaxes, Child Support, and Bills see this as an absolute win.
@Jaqrkazi
@Jaqrkazi 6 ай бұрын
It’s I the lore that Kolibri groups are near literal hive minds, so yeah if you manage to get one of them to go out with you, congrats your now basically polygamous. That and they share everything so each one is going to know exactly what you’ve been up to with each of them. Has the makings of a harem from hell.
@SCP-173peanut
@SCP-173peanut 5 ай бұрын
​@@cireoath336don't worry i have solutions: tax evation and child neglect
@Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin
@Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin 11 ай бұрын
You're a little off about the Adler units, they're not general simps, they are specifically designed to be Falke simps and Falke simps only, you could be the hottest gay dude or chick in the Eusan nation and the most you'd ever get out of an Adler unit is him mumbling "tfw no Falke gf" to himself. That's canon, it's in the lore.
@YoRHaUnit2Babe
@YoRHaUnit2Babe 6 ай бұрын
Based?
@dr.pepper5521
@dr.pepper5521 Жыл бұрын
The idea of a storch playing hoi4 is definitely a mental flashbang
@jimmyjenkins1907
@jimmyjenkins1907 Жыл бұрын
Storches would def be hoi4 multiplayer hosts only to boot players who take ahistorical decisions
@dr.pepper5521
@dr.pepper5521 Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjenkins1907storch is the type of critter to do that then starts getting mad shes losing as Germany
@a.p.6580
@a.p.6580 4 ай бұрын
Just don't let them anywhere near the mods, especially the alt-history ones.
@christopherlacy425
@christopherlacy425 Жыл бұрын
"cons: is a Gundam" You underestimate us
@JohnSmith-jq3ot
@JohnSmith-jq3ot 4 ай бұрын
More specifically, you underestimate our favorite Gundam, Setsuna
@Noodelzmop
@Noodelzmop 4 ай бұрын
>:3
@kirklandredwood8225
@kirklandredwood8225 9 күн бұрын
or a rule 63 bayverse bee. 🫥
@serenadotbat
@serenadotbat Жыл бұрын
BATMAN YOU CANT STOP ME FROM DATING THE GUNDAM
@Beowolf-jy5rc
@Beowolf-jy5rc 5 ай бұрын
*there's no laws against* -pokemon- *gundam's batman*
@kooolainebulger8117
@kooolainebulger8117 4 ай бұрын
i want big mining lady
@PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM
@PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM Ай бұрын
NO JOKER
@Beowolf-jy5rc
@Beowolf-jy5rc Ай бұрын
@@PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM i'm gonna do it batman.
@kalavi-knightlygaming
@kalavi-knightlygaming 17 күн бұрын
I'M GONNA DO IT BAT
@Maximusthalos
@Maximusthalos Жыл бұрын
Through out the entire video I couldn't stop thinking about that fanart of a STAR handing you a note that says 'thers a pipe bomb in ur locker' with harts around it lol. SORTCH all the way. A terrible decision but I I like my women unreasonably tall and unreasonably angry.
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast Жыл бұрын
KNCR "Star Hunter what did i tell you about the pipe bombs?" Hunter "idk" KNCR "no pipe bombs" Hunter "Thats why i forgot, it was stupid"
@quantum5661
@quantum5661 11 ай бұрын
wait theres actual fan art of that?
@realityquake4773
@realityquake4773 10 ай бұрын
Everyone: Focusing on which robot they want to domme them Me: WHY ARE YOU WASTING SO MANY BULLETS!
@G-Manfromhalflife
@G-Manfromhalflife 10 ай бұрын
I need more bullets
@glukhar_agapov9990
@glukhar_agapov9990 3 ай бұрын
Dude I am suffering with zero supplies 💀
@nascar241993
@nascar241993 Жыл бұрын
No sleep, only Eule time.
@banzeyegaming2234
@banzeyegaming2234 17 күн бұрын
That is going to be one happy Eule. And...probably pregnant, if Replikas can get pregnant...can they? The fact that that's even a question should show just how _weird_ Replikas are: not quite android, not quite human.
@elifdot
@elifdot Жыл бұрын
why you all have to do my man Adler so dirty, WHYYYYY He literally did nothing wrong, just look at his jaw line, that guy is a literal chad! Also, you forgot that with the storches you could probably, just go to the local park and start throwing rocks at loving couples on valentines day...ah the memories, that could be made
@josef-ralfdwerlkotte8333
@josef-ralfdwerlkotte8333 Жыл бұрын
Chadler
@one_lazy_robot
@one_lazy_robot Жыл бұрын
@@josef-ralfdwerlkotte8333 Or Simp-ler?
@AdmiralStickney
@AdmiralStickney 9 ай бұрын
His name means Eagle, he is based.
@abankson0346
@abankson0346 8 ай бұрын
He's like the ONLY Replika that is a man 💀
@gabrielleguitarist5043
@gabrielleguitarist5043 7 ай бұрын
He looks like ben shapiro
@user-ux4vt2fr6s
@user-ux4vt2fr6s Жыл бұрын
Imo I'm not sure if Mynahs are illiterate, mainly because finding such a person in a nation with mandatory ed is almost as hard as finding reasons why Adler is not cringe. I know it's said in the game that they don't have to keep a diary, but I think that's just because the nation could bother less to make a separate production line of comically oversized writing tools just for double checking the most stable replika model. Also if they couldn't read they would not be able to perform as well as they did in their mining ops, and the mere thought of them not being able to read the manuals and safety warnings would give their storch supervisor a brain aneurysm. P.s. whenever I think of Mynahs and writing I get a clear image of that one secretary robot from wall-e - just a hulking mass of metal, typing slowly with two fingers on a way too small computer, and it's adorable as all hell. Love them Mynahs.
@Nyx_Eos
@Nyx_Eos 3 ай бұрын
"They may not be fast, or efficient, but they work hard and it's all we ask"
@kittencaboodle8124
@kittencaboodle8124 Ай бұрын
elster: there is no downside to dating an elster unit. nothing bad will happen if you fall in love with an elster unit. going out with an elster unit is an excellent idea. make sure to watch movies, listen to music, dance, and have as much conversation as possible with your elster unit. make promises with your elster unit. if anything bad happens to you, your elster unit will not tear apart the fabric of reality over and over and over again to find you.
@motharchenemy8549
@motharchenemy8549 5 ай бұрын
I like to think Kolibri’s bioresonance mindreading isn’t infallible as long as you fall into the school of thought of Atton Rand. Propping up mental walls, false thoughts and lusts, strong emotions, hell even just playing games in your head to throw these units off the trail of your true intentions. Imagine being able to fool the pants on all the units in some elaborate mindgame where they would otherwise be unchallenged and undefeated.
@user-sd6py4sr8t
@user-sd6py4sr8t 4 ай бұрын
Me, playing a full-volume Tik-Tok in my head to drive the Kolibri to the brink of insanity (the TF2 buff men are too much)
@motharchenemy8549
@motharchenemy8549 4 ай бұрын
personally I would just spam pillarmen theme mentally
@crimsonqueen751
@crimsonqueen751 4 ай бұрын
@@motharchenemy8549 happens without me wanting to anyway, might as well make the mindfuckers suffer as well
@VocalMabiMaple
@VocalMabiMaple 5 ай бұрын
btw, when the game means stable they don't mean stable. It's an internal document from the military to prevent their "personalities from breaking down" as in making sure the androids dont deviate from expect behavior. Destabilization mostly means giving them increased sense of self agency, although in some cases it can definitely cause extreme mental breakdown in replikants. That being said, if they don't wanna break down, it's still nice to help them with that.
@konrad1594
@konrad1594 Жыл бұрын
Okay remember if you have the time, the skills and the team for ,make a signalis fan-dating sim game with all the characters as possible girlfriends and boyfriends ,and i mean everyone And remember gotta catch them all
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast Жыл бұрын
I will become a 1 Man Army and produce this (if i learn how)
@titanosaurdy9493
@titanosaurdy9493 Жыл бұрын
I thinks Eules, Elsters, Stars and Kolibris would make good wives in my opinion
@bluecheesezilla
@bluecheesezilla Жыл бұрын
That thumbnail art is adorable. Good job on Apni's part
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast Жыл бұрын
Apni is an amazing dude! Love his work
@Apnoiac
@Apnoiac Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!
@thequestionguy6695
@thequestionguy6695 Жыл бұрын
"She EULE on my Adler til I Signalis"
@thequestionguy6695
@thequestionguy6695 Жыл бұрын
This is an example of brain rot
@KeyboardTarantula
@KeyboardTarantula 5 ай бұрын
brain so rot he replied to himself.@@thequestionguy6695
@LaRavachole
@LaRavachole 2 ай бұрын
​@@thequestionguy6695Brain- *ROTFRONT?!?*
@waroonh4291
@waroonh4291 9 ай бұрын
FALKE is love, FALKE is live.
@waroonh4291
@waroonh4291 9 ай бұрын
i think this is ridiculous but we need SIGNALIS dating sims game, i'm buy it up to $400 per-order package wih a lot of staff and artbook for ... passion, with no reason.
@ImNotFine44
@ImNotFine44 3 ай бұрын
I think chilling with an ara in a little maintenance tunnel hideout would be nice
@jonathannjembe7788
@jonathannjembe7788 5 ай бұрын
Man litteraly made a waifu tier list based on a depressing survival horror game. The dedication is unreal 😯🔥
@Frille512
@Frille512 4 ай бұрын
The duality of man or something idk
@ImNotFine44
@ImNotFine44 3 ай бұрын
Gotta distract the mind from the depressing truth of life somehow
@vindicatorman8550
@vindicatorman8550 8 ай бұрын
>you're dating a gundam a 10/10
@grobulgroose1776
@grobulgroose1776 11 ай бұрын
A silly vid like this really helps cope with the post-game depression
@themojogamer75
@themojogamer75 Жыл бұрын
AKA, In which Cristiferbeast justifies dating a STAR
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast Жыл бұрын
Im a Eule Fan tbh XD
@themojogamer75
@themojogamer75 Жыл бұрын
@@Cristiferbeast I KNOW WHAT I SAID! (I kid, das valid lol)
@NorthernNorthdude91749
@NorthernNorthdude91749 6 ай бұрын
Elster is peak android waifu and I'll die on this hill surrounded by corrupted Replikas before I ever admit otherwise.
@Retarded_Ape
@Retarded_Ape Жыл бұрын
Just imagine all the crazy shit that kolibris and falkes could do in bed lmaoooo
@glukhar_agapov9990
@glukhar_agapov9990 3 ай бұрын
They start makin my shit fly an shi, kna what I mean playa? Doing 360s n shit all'up on tha thang. (I am clinically insane)
@12.7x99mm
@12.7x99mm 3 ай бұрын
​@@glukhar_agapov9990they got to him
@ceno0alt952
@ceno0alt952 Жыл бұрын
you missed the point about Elster, shes 100% gay
@sylvo1057
@sylvo1057 8 ай бұрын
LSTR-512 is, but how do we know that all of them are?
@ceno0alt952
@ceno0alt952 8 ай бұрын
@@sylvo1057 she's based on gay's personality
@sylvo1057
@sylvo1057 8 ай бұрын
@@ceno0alt952 tbh, if I was a girl AI clone of a girl AI clone, and I was stuck on a ship with another lady for years on end I'd probably be gay too.
@NorthernNorthdude91749
@NorthernNorthdude91749 6 ай бұрын
@@ceno0alt952 Never explicitly stated she's full on gay. Besides, she's fictional, her sexuality can be whatever.
@Spiral-Mark
@Spiral-Mark Жыл бұрын
I would date Eules and Elsters because they're S tier in my eyes. Eules are adorable sweethearts. I would make 2 conditions: being mindful of our neighbors and me having insomnia I would tell them to please go to bed or keep the noise down. The Elsters are so cool and badass despite never trying to be. While it feels intimidating to talk to them, I still would strike many conversations/topics, hang out, and go wherever with them; even ask what they like.
@horuho245
@horuho245 8 ай бұрын
the way to satisfy both an Eule and the neighbors is to give the Eule ANC headphones
@Soviet_Man56
@Soviet_Man56 6 ай бұрын
The ultimate guide to Signalis lore in shipper's eyes.
@silent_stalker3687
@silent_stalker3687 Жыл бұрын
7:27 Life sizes Falke sexdoll exists the guy posted pics of her sitting in a chair which has cushions attached to the walls behind it.
@bodhimeme3385
@bodhimeme3385 Жыл бұрын
i need to see a picture of this because holy shit thats fucking wack.
@300kyuubi
@300kyuubi Жыл бұрын
@@bodhimeme3385 same
@el_chaneke_1237
@el_chaneke_1237 11 ай бұрын
I need that picture
@Bansheez028
@Bansheez028 8 ай бұрын
what platform did you find this on cause I have a feeling its reddit 💀
@SavageReaperRed
@SavageReaperRed 6 ай бұрын
Bro is telling not showing fr
@AveryangryF22raptor
@AveryangryF22raptor Жыл бұрын
God damn it you didn't talk any of them liking firearms because I'm a massive gun nerd
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast Жыл бұрын
They all love guns bar Mynahs and Adlers (Alders just like Pens)!
@AveryangryF22raptor
@AveryangryF22raptor Жыл бұрын
@@Cristiferbeast ah thank you for telling me
@Frille512
@Frille512 4 ай бұрын
stars keep miltary firearms as fetish objects lol
@user-ux4vt2fr6s
@user-ux4vt2fr6s Жыл бұрын
Finally, the content that answers questions we all have been asking.
@a.parker7362
@a.parker7362 Жыл бұрын
The dishonorable mention 😂
@Mikahonshi
@Mikahonshi 21 күн бұрын
The dating guide we didnt ask for but the dating guide we wanted
@MasterTopHat
@MasterTopHat 8 ай бұрын
I pick loveable gundom mech girl 1. she a gundom 2. she a gundom
@KeyboardTarantula
@KeyboardTarantula 5 ай бұрын
*gadamn.
@MrViki60
@MrViki60 Жыл бұрын
He's literally me.
@uhoh7545
@uhoh7545 Жыл бұрын
AND I HATE EVERYTHING.
@scrubslayer678
@scrubslayer678 Жыл бұрын
Very informational, many thanks indeed.
@RQAlice
@RQAlice Жыл бұрын
I'll take KLBR. I have no thoughts to read to begin with.
@NoRegs30
@NoRegs30 7 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear currently stuck in a dream
@sawney_bean
@sawney_bean 2 ай бұрын
Storch my beloved ❤ Also i think that dating one kolibri means you will not have any sort of privacy even during the "repetitive action" you can expect all the kolibris to be staring at you
@trevorfranks69
@trevorfranks69 Жыл бұрын
I want Mynah to be my big sis gf
@aReT4RTedduck
@aReT4RTedduck Жыл бұрын
Mynah best girl😎🔥
@kiddingjust6946
@kiddingjust6946 Жыл бұрын
Yandere adler seems kinda cool ngl
@ImNotFine44
@ImNotFine44 3 ай бұрын
Except for the fact that he only has eyes for falke
@dr.freshmemes3696
@dr.freshmemes3696 2 ай бұрын
@@ImNotFine44 ok but... what if you were a falke? what about then
@ImNotFine44
@ImNotFine44 2 ай бұрын
@@dr.freshmemes3696 well im not really into men
@lolagagginw812lol7
@lolagagginw812lol7 Жыл бұрын
Interesting concept about Replika's! I like it.
@conskript
@conskript 2 ай бұрын
I think I would want a Elster unit, silent, smart, handy with pretty much anything, would make for a nice comfy GF that would listen to my issues, nod along or shake her head in most cases, perhaps even talk every now and then, the idea of a shy Replika is very appealing, not to mention you get the satisfaction of watching her grow and become more comfortable around you.
@onthespiral4054
@onthespiral4054 8 ай бұрын
Why must KZbin oppress us
@kirklandredwood8225
@kirklandredwood8225 7 күн бұрын
replikussies that’s what
@lordalexino
@lordalexino Жыл бұрын
I am not sure what to make of this video but it sure is entertaining
@user-im8lu8zx6x
@user-im8lu8zx6x 9 ай бұрын
thank you for an informative resource I can used for reference in my personal project
@andreymontag
@andreymontag 8 ай бұрын
I feel like inherent PTSD would realistically be a problem in dating LSTR. Also, I am new to Signalis fandom, but judging from the overall experience and the Blohaj remark, are we all trans here?
@_wheeler8601
@_wheeler8601 6 ай бұрын
nope, I'm factory specs. But the only thing as a dude I enjoy more then one women, is two kissing.
@shelkton.7991
@shelkton.7991 5 ай бұрын
No I haven't mutilated myself or pumped toxic chemicals into my body
@andreymontag
@andreymontag 5 ай бұрын
@@shelkton.7991 fake Signalis fan. Also, learn what toxic is.
@worstfriend9456
@worstfriend9456 4 ай бұрын
Just a lil
@LaRavachole
@LaRavachole 2 ай бұрын
Yes
@lordalexino
@lordalexino Жыл бұрын
By the way i speak german so if you wanna know what some of the things mean or how to pronaunce things feel free to reach out
@TayakoX
@TayakoX Жыл бұрын
Even tho i like short girls and I’m a huge geek myself, but daaaamn i d pick Elster only, she is just too perfect ❤ 1000000/10! And i do really feel like Star units d be such perfect pickup masters, my second fav) (LMAO also laughing hard at 0/10 for simp-ler XDD)
@gt4666master
@gt4666master Жыл бұрын
Kolibri though 😭
@ravensong13
@ravensong13 6 ай бұрын
*lesbians frantically writing notes*
@mugginsthedestroyer
@mugginsthedestroyer 4 ай бұрын
this made me laugh more than it should
@commandermaverick1487
@commandermaverick1487 8 ай бұрын
I didn’t know that this game had replicas. I am here when you thought of the replicas in fear.
@libertarian_bear
@libertarian_bear 11 ай бұрын
To guys here in the comments: Gib auf. They are all gay. Ironically, with the exception of Adler. Since he fell for Falke.
@NorthernNorthdude91749
@NorthernNorthdude91749 6 ай бұрын
There's nothing explicitly stating they're solely gay though. They could be bi. Und nein, ich werde niemals aufgeben. Elster ist das beste Replika waifu.
@worstfriend9456
@worstfriend9456 6 ай бұрын
I unironicly couldn't stand this game when it first came out a year ago and now I'm transitioning mtf and I love it now. Maybe it's fate. Maybe my brain wasn't wired right Literally gave up after a hour of playing, now I wish I wasn't busy all the time to play it
@monte8901
@monte8901 6 ай бұрын
Nuh hu, I can make Adler gay
@thereallordshrek4205
@thereallordshrek4205 5 ай бұрын
Damn so the guys really got no one
@lmaogod2091
@lmaogod2091 Жыл бұрын
Nice video. Respect!
@kirklandredwood8225
@kirklandredwood8225 9 күн бұрын
owl’s are beauty queens, macaws are Gogo gadget like nerds, starling’s are hard worker’s with a military kink, storks are hardcore goth lovers, hummingbirds are tiny controlling Asian twins to octuplets, mynahs are walking tanks with a mommy trait, eagles are obsessive horn dogs if you are a falcon, falcons are straight up doctor Manhattans with a ego, magpies are clarke class engineers who are introverts
@YoRHaUnit2Babe
@YoRHaUnit2Babe 6 ай бұрын
as 2B, I've heard Love is forbidden here too
@johncake1337
@johncake1337 14 күн бұрын
Yall are COOKED
@serenadotbat
@serenadotbat Жыл бұрын
What we really wanted to know about
@azizyahaya2174
@azizyahaya2174 9 ай бұрын
Is it possible for me to take parts from different Replika units and assemble my own custom android waifu as if im playing with goddamn legos? Also awesome video. Subbed
@kidinky1271
@kidinky1271 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😅why would you do that?!??
@cmd34sback
@cmd34sback 8 ай бұрын
Now this is content
@alley4978
@alley4978 7 ай бұрын
Funny how you still answer to comments even till this day. It's cool
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast 7 ай бұрын
Of course I would 💪
@theflame5665
@theflame5665 5 ай бұрын
Kolibri is perfect. I love her so much. All of her sisters are welcome to visit any time
@GothDrossel
@GothDrossel 5 ай бұрын
Kolibri sound like my kind of girls, cute nerds, however this does mean we'll always need a step stool around the house since neither of us would be tall
@cameraslime
@cameraslime 2 ай бұрын
"Cons: she will beat you" i mean......
@dariuswoods5312
@dariuswoods5312 6 ай бұрын
I know myself well enough, that I'd pick a Storch without hesitation. Just be honest and do as she commands and everything'll be fine!
@LynnetteJJW
@LynnetteJJW 9 ай бұрын
whys no one talking about the gameplay? what conversion for what game is this?
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast 9 ай бұрын
Signalis, Camera Perspective Mod available on Nexus :)
@Apnoiac
@Apnoiac Жыл бұрын
NEED STARLING GF
@A_Humming_Bird
@A_Humming_Bird 8 ай бұрын
Heard something about reading!? There a book here!?
@raccoonsolid
@raccoonsolid 5 ай бұрын
Mynah's a good girl. Love Mynah.
@thedoc7184
@thedoc7184 6 ай бұрын
Robots indeed
@velveetaenthusiast
@velveetaenthusiast 7 ай бұрын
I see no bad side to dating a mynah
@SchmunklyGroover
@SchmunklyGroover 5 ай бұрын
Either sortch or elster. I think it is obvious why.
@brandonhollar2990
@brandonhollar2990 Жыл бұрын
Sir I'd like a good helping of Eule and Elster
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast Жыл бұрын
One serving of a Eule and a side of Elster coming right up!
@Spiral-Mark
@Spiral-Mark Жыл бұрын
For the win!
@alperengurses3285
@alperengurses3285 6 ай бұрын
Ok Now here me out ..... FALKE
@Mark-tx9kz
@Mark-tx9kz 5 ай бұрын
As a fellow gay im questioning myself
@m0nomoo2
@m0nomoo2 4 ай бұрын
is mf boutta revert to default settings
@nt33938
@nt33938 4 ай бұрын
​@@m0nomoo2factory reset 💀
@kabbacallisto
@kabbacallisto 6 ай бұрын
being prone to beating people is a,,, bad trait,,??????? What,,,.
@kirklandredwood8225
@kirklandredwood8225 9 күн бұрын
they are definitely 1billion percent full on BDSM
@pooplop
@pooplop 8 ай бұрын
в сигналис можно было от первого лица играть, или это мод?
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast 8 ай бұрын
Mod
@el_chaneke_1237
@el_chaneke_1237 11 ай бұрын
Team kolibri forever
@zealouszombie
@zealouszombie 5 ай бұрын
Why'd You Kill The One At The Mirror :
@worstfriend9456
@worstfriend9456 6 ай бұрын
Obvious answer kolibris polycule Unles a blahaj pile comes included with Mynah
@neko1311
@neko1311 6 ай бұрын
Это буквально Дед Спейс...
@hannyachaos
@hannyachaos Жыл бұрын
Rad
@ItIsNat.
@ItIsNat. 6 ай бұрын
Saw this video a lot for a good while and watched this just now. Eule are cute so why not.
@Lacey-Star
@Lacey-Star 8 ай бұрын
Idk i think im an Elster
@jojolasti2416
@jojolasti2416 9 ай бұрын
how? you can play signalis in 3d?
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast 9 ай бұрын
Mods on Nexus
@kadeng8712
@kadeng8712 3 ай бұрын
My gf is like elster. She likes being on her own, is very loyal and smart, just everything good. Perfect gf
@smsus-fn4ws
@smsus-fn4ws 6 ай бұрын
Brah 💀
@temporary_error_3264
@temporary_error_3264 7 ай бұрын
This oozes guptill 89 vibes. And not in a good way.
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast 7 ай бұрын
Yeah def not one of my better videos
@temporary_error_3264
@temporary_error_3264 7 ай бұрын
@@Cristiferbeast - At least you admit.
@trashaimgamer7822
@trashaimgamer7822 8 ай бұрын
Oh... OOOHHH I get it. ADLER is just a massive YANDERE. Thank you for clearing that up! :D
@alperengurses3285
@alperengurses3285 6 ай бұрын
Ok now here me out ok ......FALKE
@G-Manfromhalflife
@G-Manfromhalflife 10 ай бұрын
Mynah is mine
@thecrazyamerican
@thecrazyamerican 9 ай бұрын
is there a first person mod or somthing
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast 9 ай бұрын
Yes
@gray_exists9905
@gray_exists9905 Жыл бұрын
Is that a 3rd person esc mod or?
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast Жыл бұрын
Yee
@Diet__water
@Diet__water 4 ай бұрын
I can fix falk
@kirklandredwood8225
@kirklandredwood8225 9 күн бұрын
she’ll probably either give you the infinity war vision treatment. Or turn you into a usable breedable feminine Alder unit to her.
@EllyTaliesinBingle
@EllyTaliesinBingle 7 ай бұрын
ummmmm :/
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast 7 ай бұрын
Yeah ill be real not sure what i was on when this video was produced
@andreykaleth4383
@andreykaleth4383 9 ай бұрын
she is not GOD, NO, BECAUSE THE ONLY TRUE AND GOOD GOD IS YHWH JEHOVA
@Cristiferbeast
@Cristiferbeast 9 ай бұрын
She is god Cope harder
@SnarkyLesbian
@SnarkyLesbian Жыл бұрын
How is the male perspective the only one in this video?
@shodan8221
@shodan8221 11 ай бұрын
because the dude who made the video is a male? everything he said is perfectly applicable to lesbians also
@G-Manfromhalflife
@G-Manfromhalflife 10 ай бұрын
Because not everything has to be accustomed to both genders : )
@realityquake4773
@realityquake4773 10 ай бұрын
Ikr??? It's a game about lesbians! Also I feel like in a world with hundreds of girl robots and only one boy robot per facility, there's gonna be a lot more sapphic relationships than straight ones...
@G-Manfromhalflife
@G-Manfromhalflife 10 ай бұрын
​@@realityquake4773i hope this is sarcasm
@realityquake4773
@realityquake4773 10 ай бұрын
@@G-Manfromhalflife It's not. The game was made by a lesbian and a nonbinary person and is a story about love between two women. Not only that but, like I said, there's only one man per facility! How many straight romances do you think are happening in there? I don't even understand what part of my post could be conceived as sarcasm. If you have a problem with a game made by lesbians about lesbians having lesbians in it, and the lesbian fans of that game being interested in seeing lesbian-oriented content, then buddy, I don't know what to tell you. You being easily triggered by a couple of lesbians isn't my problem.
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