Silicon cut Valley S01E08 HDTV x264 KILLERS 0

That's a lot of jerking

[@andregant9980]

Richard: When was that last time you slept, Jared? Jared: Absolutely, David...

[@smellypatel5272]

That line always cracks me up

[@GFmanaic]

Lol The office reference

[@Platerpus7]

Still the best scene of the series. It’s hilarious how they all thought Richard killed himself haha

[@ElMaerto]

for me the best scene of the series was when Russ Hanneman was smashing doors on car in front of Richard and was angry because they are not gullwing doors or butterfly doors, they just open like on normal non-billionaire's car:D

[@jonblackk]

This was the best scene. The jerk off equation

[@fermatslasttheorem6298]

Absolutely David

[@poltronafrau]

OMG hilarious he killed himself

[@ximbabwe0228]

@@poltronafrau well it's heartwarming because his friends just thought he did so they busted down the door

[@54114142]

I love how Jared gets scared by Erlich talking behind his back 0:47 XD

[@Ckwon117]

dude i didn't notice this and I've watched the scene every few months. Thanks for pointing it out lmao

[@Dlippincott8607]

@@Ckwon117 he also flicks his head back like that in the scene after Erlich says “someone pissed in someone’s car?”

[@mochhisyamtanzil9741]

"Absolutely david"

[@donnalouisse6166]

oh wow, just realized that even though Dinesh and the boys encouraged the discussion which ultimately led to Richard's genius algorithm - it was ACTUALLY Jared's utterance of the term "middle-out" that sparked the idea in Richard's head! Synergy and inspiration at its best!

[@A-myth]

When did Jared say -"middle out"?

[@radosawrusiniak2709]

@@A-myth 1:45

[@daruiraikage]

​@@A-mythalmost the middle of this video

[@JohnDemetriou]

Dinesh started it all

[@apex3683]

he's funny as fuck XD

[@JohnDemetriou]

@@stanlymathai_ Erlich just said jack off every guy. Dinesh started the actual theory

[@DarkLord111111111111]

@@JohnDemetriou And Gilfoyle came up with middle out

[@GMComposerTV]

Jared literally said "from the middle out" then the audio cue indicates genius boy got an idea

[@GMComposerTV]

1:46 jared says FROM THE MIDDLE OUT then the audio cue indicates The idea from richard

[@churrosmcchurros6909]

Ha, such a good scene. And as anyone that works in an office knows..how easy a meeting can go off the rails into something else entirely rendering the meeting useless.

[@basketanand]

Churros McChurros you just watched this epic comedy scene and all you could think about was...meetings? And how they can go off the rails? You need a new job my friend, with better co-workers

[@macdaddy66]

Janardhan Pashupati I think you’re missing the point. Churros was just saying how easily going off the topic or the point of the meeting when someone brings up something making everyone forget what the meeting is about

[@TheDexterFishbourne]

Our team comes up with the best solutions when we go off the rails.

[@lewismatthewj]

I typically do that to people I hate, just to prove the meeting could have been an email... lol.

[@CAPvsThor]

There was nothing useless about this rant, it was about winning!

[@Plathismo]

The subtle "eureka" music in the background makes the scene.

[@johnarnold6623]

I saw an interview of the Denish guy and he said the SV writers went to MIT to have the calculations done. The white board equations on the show are the actual equations they came up with

[@sdot5389]

Kumail Nanjani

[@HawkarRama]

damn, half wya through the your comment , I thought you were saying that the writers had put their theory to practice

[@dennyscreek9028]

Richard being locked in the room for 2 hours let's u know that's how long they were talking about this lmaooo

[@BlaneNostalgia]

not surprised these guys are really good at math they prolly use it every chance they get

[@threefour1598]

I've lost count how many times I've watched this scene and I still enjoy it

[@preytec]

I don't even know my own D2F

[@BonghaarRoar]

I assume everyone's dick placement is lower than their hips, so you'd have to take that into consideration. But then you would need the average difference in hip height of 800 guys, and that's a lot in this situation, especially considering they have 10 minutes to not only jerk off the 800 guys, but also maximize the D2F variable to expedite how many dicks they could jerk per minute. You would need a lot of bodily averages to count the D2F in that situation, because only having your own D2F isn't enough to maximize the 800 guys.

[@lucgh2007]

@@MattyDingus What if they give water bottles to each guest with a viagra dissolved in it? Flaccid problem solved, and mean jerk time potentially reduced.

[@J.Artan6]

27 3/4 inches ....70.48 centimeters .

[@kstxevolution9642]

we can probably numerically approximate d2f as a function of height. spider sense would put that as 0.45 x height

[@IanKayCey]

This here is the most iconic scene in the series.

[@johnferraro8829]

Absolutely, David

[@petariivanov7750]

Whenever girls have asked me "What do guys talk about when there are no girls around?" I always think of this scene to illustrate the nonsense that guys typically end up talking about :D

[@natedaniels3655]

And when you try and explain it to them... they just don't get it.

[@em_ma_]

thanks for the upload, brilliant scene!

[@seanpetronijevic5217]

You're very welcome. I watched it dozens of times and HAD to share.

[@sidd6459]

I love that everyone went along with the analogy and nobody was offended by it at any point by keeping themselves in that position.

[@psyrmc]

The seriousness in this scene makes it GOLD.

[@manoz8380]

And then the "girth" came in

[@coldstone87]

Every scene is a master piece in this series. Hats off to the creativity of writers. What I feel is ending should have been scripted better. They didnt really have to tear down the entire compression algorithm just because it became so damn powerful to override the decryption algorithms. It did have lots of usecases and videochat was one such usecase.

[@stymiex]

yea but eventually someone else down the line would try and merge the compression algorithm with an AI and they might be greedy enough to not care. Middle out compression was already cracked by others so its no longer private. They had to make it seem like it was a massive fail to keep others from even trying it.

[@gmagoo7415]

I know its kinda late but anyway, I think the fact that Richard lost the usb means that he is the only one not to use the tech that he created. Dinesh and Gilfoye start a cyber security company and Monica works for NSA. They all use the algorithm in their own way. Though i do agree with you, the finale/ending could have been better than that, just felt like it lacks of something and incompleted in some ways.

[@spade749]

Me as a Software Engineer: "OMG this is one of the most disgusting ideas ever!!" "..." "..." "And they're forgetting to account for grip-intensity! They would need to minimize the difference between preferred grip-intensity (call that PGI) to maximize stimulation and therefore throughput. Too close to the lower-bound of the averages and you're jacking with a feather-duster; too close the upper bound and you liable to give some poor John a rub burn!"

[@threefour1598]

God it's unbelievable how this scene and this show is great

[@52christiancarreon]

I love this show

[@dr4kk0nnys6]

The fact that this videos is exactly 4:20 long just makes it even better

[@nonamed56]

hahaaa cuz weed. got it, lol

[@Prog4Prog]

Weed would really affect the T20, so it’s definitely worth making sure everyone was in tip top shape.

[@zulu6ix290]

No it doesn’t

[@tthreepo4291]

This scene inspired me to watch the entire series. "Absolutely David..."

[@Kncperseus]

This scene is what got me into this series.

[@JuraganBatik]

"Call that d to f" 😄 I love it, after watches so many times and years, still love it

[@fender3873]

Such a great description of programmers/engineers

[@dubey_ji]

DTF sounds like a legit image processing algorithm

[@NOL1FEK1NG]

Loovveee this show. This scene was AMAZING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CGExp]

1:40, when it turns out guilfoyle invented middle out compression and not richard

[@guitar300k]

easier said than done, everybody can say about any thing and any idea, but the one who finish it is the valuable one

[@crunch9876]

Nhat no it’s the one who patents it first

[@guitar300k]

@@crunch9876 you can't patent an idea

[@Platerpus7]

CGExp Jared came up with the idea of middle out

[@Platerpus7]

Nhat sure you can. You can’t patent software

[@HodMan92]

My coworker showed this to me and i died of laughter 😂

[@oldmanspooky6641]

I laughed so hard I started coughing and peed a little.

[@samfilmkid]

Even if the show totally fizzled out after one season (which for the record it did NOT), this scene would still go down in history as one of the greatest comedy sequences of all time. Right up there with the Mirror sequence from Duck Soup and the chocolate conveyor belt from I Love Lucy.

[@altectechy]

Best comedy series to air in awhile, really sad it ended but the ending was great.

[@mokisan]

It would have been nice if it 2-3 episode more on s5 and 3-4 ep more on s6 to flesh out more details.

[@nibirnandi4344]

1:46 what a reaction Richard 😂😂😂👌 Omg all are left handed

[@sourandbitter3062]

Do people really code listening to dubstep or loud electronic music? I know I don't. Coding for hours is tiring, need every bit of concentration I can get. Also, this show was genius.

[@NavinF]

Yeah some people do. Tho I prefer Japanese music. If I could understand the lyrics, it’d be too distracting.

[@A-myth]

Yeah it creates a non changing environment..and no disturbance, after some time u don't even listen to the music.

[@nusharjamil5978]

Personally If I know what I need to code like a basic weird code then music wouldnt be a problem but in case of designing algorithms the music can be very distracting.

[@Zwaolin]

​@Marlinchen you can code to almost anything without lyrics. At least I can. I sometimes can't think and get distracted easily, if there is no background noise. I need a minimum input of steady background noise to focus over long periods of time for some reason. Nothing that stops and starts, but more like something continuous. For this very reason, I have a lofi playlist with no lyrics, but I have also coded to rwr sounds of a F/A 18 F on a 1 hour loop.

[@nemdenemam9753]

I need loud, abrasive music to drown out that asshole who wants to constantly think of something else. Although thats more of the coding part, when Im creating the main idea, I do it in silence

[@FFF666GP]

Great acting @1:42, Erlich’s subtle nod of realisation and approval of his colleague’s current postulations.

[@TheinterfaceTvSeries]

This scene was brilliantly written!

[@threefour1598]

1:40 That nod that Erlich does, I like it

[@dmk351]

absolutely, david!

[@jontyschmidt215]

The diagram at 4:19 is my favorite part

[@juventusventuno9213]

Props dept must have had fun filling up the whiteboard 😅

[@mukhit]

this is the most productive they have ever been for the whole show 😂

[@ben_car_8115]

The most accurate part of this is Richard saying “I’m such an idiot, even though it is the most impressive tech in history”

[@cyrilfoday]

Thank you Hot Ones for introducing this scene to me

[@Power_On_Technology]

Def the best scene

[@demt_kern]

Heh, it's a mirror video)

[@michaelsndergaard2912]

im dieing of laughter here.

[@cosmick9463]

I'm writing a college engineering paper on this equation as we speak 🤣

[@jacksonjoffe8145]

“He’s wired in”

[@7xr1e20ln8]

This is my men can have fun with useless stuff like this for hours or years on end sometimes.

[@lacoleccionperfecto]

Girth similarity has been proven to be negligible in practice, in terms of efficiency.

[@threefour1598]

4:01 I wonder what Gilfoyle said to Jared doing that gesture. Looks like a middle finger in this clip, but I'm not sure. Besides, why would he show the middle finger to Jared?

[@pedroperez2383]

key and peele substitute teacher

[@vexxama]

I wonder how close they got to a solution, or what the maximum number they could jerk was

[@davidchaves8952]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hHmVnap9r6elq68 Urlich responds after they win lol 2:37

[@matthewedmonds8007]

Where did they get all those whiteboards?

[@allenhall8557]

wow classic

[@ngrader]

A masterclass on algos.

[@rikku6065]

why everything on board is inverse

[@CribNotes]

This scene is a brilliant lesson for women who don't understand how guys get shit done.

[@carlosparra8976]

can anyone explain the scene to me please? is this when richard comes up with his amazing algorithm?

[@Jester666X]

Wait.... What if someone is curved vertically or horizontally? Did they take that into account?

[@VesicantMorgues]

The video is mirror imaged.

[@ananthakrishnan4754]

Crowd Jerk Optimization Algorithm [CJOA]

[@yasheebfaridi2888]

And the Math's right.

[@Rishi_Khandelwal]

Well, T2O varies person to person. That means it increases the mean jerk time.😂😂

[@user-es4oz2nf9b]

3:51 pretty good Noise Cancellation headphones

[@vinod3495]

Which us the music that plays when Richard is coding with earphone worn?

[@MJ-cn4wx]

Its Camo & Krooked - Hot Pursuit (Dead Battery Remix) can recomend Shazam, it can listen to Music and finds it 90% of the Time.

[@aarongracias7222]

Heads up to Dinesh for starting the jerk convo, absolute nerd😂

[@ecke9635]

Dinesh - ”It’s gonna be a public execution!” Erlich - ”Yes, and public executions are very popular!” Killing yourself in the name of popularity…

[@smellypatel5272]

If the trend towards narcissistic TikTok videos that depict violence or stupidity indicate anything, it's that the statement made in the show has credence.

[@mactire6045]

Theta D.

[@paracitedragonmaw]

The clip is inverted and the title a bit off. I can only assume op is trying to avoid some copywriting laws.

[@brownhippy]

Jocks would never get this

[@rgoubin1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✈️✈️

[@rafaelrios3282]

0:45 LOL

[@harrypalms9491]

If this doesn’t make you laugh hysterically you probably squat to pee....

[@A_A_K_123]

greatest (ob)scene ever

[@JLiljeroth]

This is mirrored right?

[@tekvax01]

the original link is broken, but here is the "paper" via the way-back machine! web.archive.org/web/20190725052521/badawi.io/reddit/OptimalTipToTipEfficiency

[@lintbing]

The video is reversed. The math made sense but now I'm confused by the theory.

[@Polarcap1]

Bro why😂

[@prasun911]

the fact that this video lasts 4:20 mins.. perfection 👌🏻

[@adityanihlani8804]

I just noticed another detail, at 1:54 you can see Dinesh writing from right to left which is kind of odd. Dinesh is Pakistani, Urdu is written that way

[@RobbieFitzgerald]

The video is mirrored.

[@pixel7038]

YOU WON'T GET GOLD LIKE THIS IN THE SHOW "TBBT"

[@cardinalwilson8034]

they are all left handed

[@jarrydhorn7049]

Its mirrored

[@bardiaaskari7414]

Carl Sagan was right. Math is everything!!!

[@sultanaljuhani1571]

Some porn studio should make a film based on these equations

[@dhruvshah9563]

BRO your audio is too low..

[@Aeimos]

What music is he listening to there?

[@NFPA-704]

EDM

[@Aeimos]

@@NFPA-704 I know the genre. But who specifically is that?

[@NFPA-704]

@@Aeimos Eggroll Sunset. It's from their 2012 EP.

[@MJ-cn4wx]

Its Camo & Krooked - Hot Pursuit (Dead Battery Remix) can recomend Shazam, it can listen to Music and finds it 90% of the Time. Was interested myself and checked the other comment found nothing so shazam always does best!

[@karabinjr]

theta D ;P

[@quarantinelife.]

Richard: When was the last time you slept? Jared: Absolutely, Richard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@youwanagethi]

*David

[@w87g8765]

is the video mirrored or the Indian guy is using his left hand and writing backward.

[@killumination87]

lol was wondering

[@RahulKumar-ng2gh]

He is pakistani in real life and show too

[@mark-ish]

*Dinesh

[@gawdayum6252]

It’s mirrored (backwards) for copyright reasons. Let’s you slide by posting full scenes from things. And for that, I thank you uploadeder.

[@seanfernandez5764]

@@gawdayum6252 I got you buddy 😎

[@eukaryotic0703]

lol hot swap

[@ionceateapinecone]

I love that Erlick immediately recognized the process. Like he was an absolute piece of shit (the character and the actor TBH) but at least he had Richard's back

[@idiomaxiom]

He knows when a golden goose is laying him an egg.

[@graceyudha]

I've never seen someone coding listening to dubstep in real life

[@Terzaghi12]

D to F

[@oshiba8860]

Middle out compression powerd by Pied Piper 1:40

[@finkretana]

T=(800*MJT)*4

[@weltmeister]

don't forget D2F and the size difference... and I think the length can also affect MJT? more investigation needed

[@doctor_destroy8924]

4:14