Firebrand Heard it as I scrolled down to see this.
@Chipiliro6136 жыл бұрын
*angry face*
@mirjamheijn52145 жыл бұрын
Gilfoyle gets all the best lines
@xandercorp61755 жыл бұрын
Yeah, who would ever want to do something worthwhile *on purpose*?
@Djazeiry9 жыл бұрын
the best course ever about scrum i think
@kote.shengelia6 жыл бұрын
and it's about kanban, unfortunate
@alex20776a6 жыл бұрын
Funny is that I was looking for a video that would explain it so I can implement it at work
@Neon21105 жыл бұрын
Konstantine Shengelia Kanban, saFe, JIRA all part of our daily lives now
@slickm75 жыл бұрын
Major issue is difficulty of stories shouldn't be assessed by time to complete
@ItsSota4 жыл бұрын
Scrum is easy to understand, but hard to master
@emmanuelagudo49183 жыл бұрын
After reading the Scrum Guide for 2020 for almost a dozen times now, I've got to say that this script is pretty much well crafted in terms of the application, theory, and for that organizational argument about Scrum adoption. Jared is such an inspiration to be a Scrum Master.
@TunjungUtomo Жыл бұрын
That Scrum Board is nowhere near the Scrum Guide 2020. I mean sure it's okay for teams to adjust and have their own specific custom Scrum Board, but let's not make it sounds like the Scrum Guide requires it to be that complicated. One of Scrum's principles is Focus, so it's important to use just what's absolutely necessary
@TheRishikesh99 Жыл бұрын
From my academic experience, this is kanban/scrumban instead of an actual scrum. They are all agile so….. they are still right.
@Ash_18037 Жыл бұрын
So you actually admit to reading the scrum guide almost a dozen times? As a long suffering scrum victim I can only quote Guilfoyle: "why don't you choke on my balls?"
@jeremytheoneofdestiny8691 Жыл бұрын
This is kanban, not scrum. There is no sprint and no scrum rituals. Kanban can exist within scrum and usually does, but this is just pure kanban.
@kefsound9 ай бұрын
You guys need a life.
@bapluda8 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I thought when I was introduced to scrum: "THIS JUST BECAME A JOB"
@THEtrueidiots7 жыл бұрын
bapluda wait is scrum a real thing
@starsky10127 жыл бұрын
We use scrum at work but our workboard is on a website instead of an actual board.
@armani92195 жыл бұрын
Dassix 1 exactly! waterfall works very well in defined, very obvious contexts wherein no real unanswered questions lie. Scrum on the other hand is very handy for kind of complex contexts in which we don’t know the full scope of the problem we’re tackling. Peace
@sebastianlahns80235 жыл бұрын
@@rice83101 incompetent people believe in just one method for all tasks... you can combine the two for developement within release cycles
@Globeguy14 жыл бұрын
phil jml it used to be a creative outlet but with all the scrum bullshit it's no longer about passion. Hence it just became a job.
@drodriguez32934 жыл бұрын
Jared was the glue to this company
@saisubhash89073 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@travis72113 жыл бұрын
@@saisubhash8907 No, Pied Piper
@shohruhjurakulov10793 жыл бұрын
and useless
@theascendunt99603 жыл бұрын
@@shohruhjurakulov1079 Useless? He literally saved this company on multiple occasions. Especially at the start. What show have you been watching?
@shohruhjurakulov10793 жыл бұрын
@@theascendunt9960 still useless
@Cofe825 жыл бұрын
I remember screaming 'I HAD ALMOST THE SAME SCRUM EXPLANATION GIVEN TO ME' when I saw this first air on HBO... it's a scary funny feeling to know how well they captured people's feelings when introducing SCRUM to a dev or product team. I just wished they also lambasted JIRA in the same scene...
@juniorsundar Жыл бұрын
Fucking JIRA….
@Mone7Hero77 Жыл бұрын
Is that bad? I am waiting to get access to it. 😅
@RapManCZ Жыл бұрын
@@Mone7Hero77 once you get in, there is no way out...
@Clarity-808 Жыл бұрын
I love Jira
@wjrneo22 ай бұрын
@@Mone7Hero77 Jira sucks. SCRUM sucks more. Its managements excuse to load crap tons of red time instead of actually getting things done.
@victornaut8 жыл бұрын
Is there anyone else here who's just watched a video about scrum and came back here to see Jered's explanation?
@magicgame87357 жыл бұрын
Watch Silicon Valley online here => twitter.com/fa91d03149e3e4e2d/status/824453837792567296
@jasondads95095 жыл бұрын
@@magicgame8735 thats a tweet
@Youdontknow0962 ай бұрын
Currently studying for my Scrum exam, came back to get more of an understanding haha
@troooooper1005 жыл бұрын
Problem with scrum IS managers. Using it as micromanaging tool, using estimates as deadlines and converting process that is pretty much experimental and error prone to publicly humiliating risk averse process. Not to mention you have to literally spend days every sprint on doing this side work.
@trashbear40484 жыл бұрын
perfeclty summed up
@fmango4 жыл бұрын
At my job we have the problem that devs refuse to cooperante to estimate, so they always play around until two days before the deadline
@elliemay17484 жыл бұрын
Scrum is hard to do right. But, you should complete all the work in the sprint that you committed to delivering. If you don’t, you have to adjust how many points get put into the sprint. If you’re gaming the system... well the manager will fire you. I’m sorry you had a bad experience. The managers should be doing most of the planning, not the entire team, so that you’re not holding the entire team up for days, just for the sprint planning, estimations, and retro, so about 2-3 hours every sprint.
@orionred24894 жыл бұрын
@@elliemay1748 Wow... that sounds like heaven. I've seen this done correctly. I've seen it done badly more often, but usually because of bad training. I kid you not, my team had a 1-hour stand up, where we all went to the high-rise cafeteria and talked for an hour. If a "blocker" was brought up, the manager would say, "keep trying."
@smallik85844 жыл бұрын
So true
@StormerSage5 жыл бұрын
When no one updates the Trello.
@chendaddy5 жыл бұрын
And you use the faded card function so you open up your Trello one day and every card looks like an old-ass pirate treasure map.
@SharkAcademy5 жыл бұрын
I only have access to the online version so...
@effmerunning4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a voluntary thing
@craigmercury79164 жыл бұрын
Trello is evil.
@aditnegi25773 жыл бұрын
Notion ain't it fam
@RPGpro225 жыл бұрын
This is unbelievably accurate. I'm an IT developer and we have 30 minute scrum meetings every single day, except our board is about twice this size with 20 shades of fucking postit notes.
@nachonachoman2 жыл бұрын
It's fine except for the condescendingly insider vernacular. Is they had just made it functionally descriptive engineers wouldn't regard it with disdain
@shawnmercado22192 жыл бұрын
30 minute scrum meetings, how tf did people let that happen. It's supposed to be 15 minutes at maximum, preferably like half that. That's why it's called a "standup"... you're literally supposed to stand up through the whole meeting so that people keep it moving.
@mayursonowal2 жыл бұрын
30 minutes? those are rookie numbers. Try 60
@Fenderak Жыл бұрын
"IT Developer"
@anthonyparra9553 Жыл бұрын
@akshaynatu1084everybody needs to be managed.
@eamonnmooney11667 жыл бұрын
All my cards seem to end up in the emergency column....
@YouTw1tFace8 жыл бұрын
This is actually just Kanban.
@aronsz7 жыл бұрын
That's right. I've been looking for this comment.
@albertosoto42806 жыл бұрын
Me too
@VzAmPliFiEdzV6 жыл бұрын
Well it's a kanban board but it still kinnnnda has a bit of scrum/agile in it. They mentioned epic and user stories, so meh haha
@Jdonn20094 жыл бұрын
Rob R, Came here to say kanban is just another flavor of agile.
@ananda36014 жыл бұрын
@@asanokatana Isn't agile the overall methodology and, scrum and kanban the flavors?
@rx62774 жыл бұрын
Why 20 seasons for Grey's anatomy, and this masterpiece is already at the end....?
@TheClarkBark4 жыл бұрын
The power of female viewers
@RudhinMenon4 жыл бұрын
Exactly :-/
@assadsiddiqui4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes less is more.
@davidsantos12994 жыл бұрын
@@r3furbish3dbrain12 I mean, they had one of the best series finales of all time, so I would say they ended exactly at the right time
@TunjungUtomo Жыл бұрын
Well, 95% (some even say 99%) of startups failed within their 1st year, and this show has followed Pied Piper to its 6th year. That's much longer than most would consider the appropriate age of a startup
@aprilfuul9 жыл бұрын
Guilfoyle's line delivery at 1:42 is A+
@edmundhuang31215 жыл бұрын
Deserves an Oscar
@music65774 жыл бұрын
Edmund Huang yeah I love this movie
@NinjaNuggets213 жыл бұрын
He was still speaking fast then 😅
@noodle7788 Жыл бұрын
A++
@moeezS9 жыл бұрын
"Maybe my leisurely pace is just a little faster than yours." love this show
@spornge Жыл бұрын
"This just became a job describes" how I feel about waterfall, agile, scrum and six sigma seperately and together lol I swear Gilfoyle is my inner voice during every meeting I have ever been my life.
@RobertMorgan11 ай бұрын
And the new coworker I just got that inspired me to come rewatch this, he's an instructor/master in ALL of those, from the Marine Corps. So great, my job just became more of a job lol.
@0ktchau8 жыл бұрын
1:48 Gilfoyle and Jared balance is comedy gold. It's like Cartman x Butters.
@Alex-ABPerson4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... Sort of...
@gersoncruz914 жыл бұрын
But Jared fucks
@couchpotatoinc4 жыл бұрын
@@gersoncruz91 So does Butters, but only Canadian chicks.
@WaseemSenjer8 жыл бұрын
Damn, I love that board.
@sebastianusami8 жыл бұрын
I wish i could post one for each project i have going.. but my apartment would be 90% board and 10% shelving.. damn where will i put the doors
@HelloThere-xs8ss3 жыл бұрын
I already don't like you
@theascendunt99603 жыл бұрын
@@HelloThere-xs8ss Found a lazy-ass.
@longhorn26158 жыл бұрын
Those guys need to #Pivot
@Ezio4706 жыл бұрын
longhorn2615 like Ross said: PIVOT...PIVOT...PIVOT!!! xD
@agupta90975 жыл бұрын
Pivot Pivot PIVOT shut up shut up SHUT UP
@richsalazme Жыл бұрын
When Gilfoyle said "This just became a job", I burst into laughter. This is literally what we do 😂 Even the same fcking explanation is spot on. What I hate most in scrum is our manager. Instead of using it as a tool for efficiency, he's using it to micromanage us.
@coult45usmc3 жыл бұрын
At work, whenever the “scrum master” talks, my eyes glaze over and my brain turns off.
@FirstLast-gk6lg3 жыл бұрын
The world seems to be filled with managing, sales, HR, and marketing people desperately trying to justify their salary.
@kostaftp2 жыл бұрын
Correct. I have a couple of projects going where I have to wear all those hats at once. Now all my alter egos hate each other.
@sugandesenuds66632 жыл бұрын
same thing with gender studies. The entire reason people study gender studies is to teach the next generate of people studying gender studies, its like a circle of uselessnes
@jonathanpritchard64643 жыл бұрын
"Psych 101 mind control MBA bullshit" - best definition of SCRUM ever. Things like kanban boards are perfectly fine tools, but the whole 'scrum culture' and the admin nonsense that pops up around it is just.... cringe.
@kostaftp2 жыл бұрын
it has some "cult" vibes...
@thrackl310 күн бұрын
Scrum is basically just a modified form of kanban where you only replan at the end of the sprint.
@CodeWithCal3 жыл бұрын
Learning in 3 minutes what took me 3 weeks in university 😆
@pauliewalnuts25276 ай бұрын
They tend to over explain simple things
@rekaviles4 жыл бұрын
I already miss this show :(
@sphericalcow27623 жыл бұрын
Man, I binged 6 seasons in 2 weeks. The semi-disappointing finale almost made me forget what a gem this was for the first few seasons
@roy49222 жыл бұрын
I liked the whole run, but I think losing TJ Miller was a noticeable hole that made the show a tad bit weaker for the last 2 seasons. They tried to fill his absence with more Jian-Yang, and it was decent, but it just wasn't the same.
@theascendunt99602 жыл бұрын
@@roy4922 People love Jian-Yang but I could never stand the guy. I missed Ehrlich.
@ThatGuyWithAComment Жыл бұрын
Got a job interview in an hour, coming back here for a quick refresher on SCRUM
@TheFoyer13 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@surfinmuso374 жыл бұрын
"Fuck off, we're working" ..Danesh has the most unexpected replies.
@ToumalRakesh5 жыл бұрын
SCRUM Master certification that needs to be renewed regularly? Check. "If your project fails you didn't follow the process rigorously enough"? Check. Nonsensical nomenclatures? Check. Scrum is a religion. And don't get me started on the whole "Storypoints are complexity not time" thing. They are time. You goddamn map it to time. It's time.
@tech98034 жыл бұрын
It's impossible for the process to fail, so any failures are on you.
@NatureFreak11273 жыл бұрын
Omg, thank you! I thought I was dumb, when I couldn't understand how storypoints aren't measure of time.
@janskacel94803 жыл бұрын
@@NatureFreak1127 I am no Scrum guru, but if you calculate velocity, then story points/velocity=time. It's more akin to distance. Better coder still can´t work 26 hours a day. That what is meant by that story points is a measure of complexity. But in my team, we just call those man-hours, assign 5 a day to a coder and call it a day. Who can accurately predict these anyway? The complexity of this process must not be such that it actually slows development or is a hurdle as of itself.
@brainfreeze912 жыл бұрын
Our company gave up and just said 1 point = 1 day of work. Doing scrum / agile by the book is just asking for trouble. Also I am convinced that scrum master certification is a pyramid scheme of some sort
@Marko_Djuricic2 жыл бұрын
@@brainfreeze91 We use fucking fibonacci numbers to estimate.. 1 point is 2 hours, 2 points are 4 hours, 3 points are one day, 5 points are 2 days, 8 are 3, 13 are 4 and so on. There is nothing between those numbers. Whats the point? I have no fucking clue, I just roll with it. If I think that I'll do it in one, maybe go into second day, I estimate it to three days and blame it on time for writing tests. I mean it's not my fault that there is no "one and a half days" points or something.
@HawkmasterStambaugh5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ this is the HARDEST I've ever related to content in my life.
@busimo Жыл бұрын
Can't believe after watching tons of videos on how scrum operate in real life, this video made it all clear for me!
@BaconTermiteReal2 жыл бұрын
The company i work for brought in a complete MBA moron to implement SCRUM in our company too. All the Technical guys despised it. .. it still worked
@thepageofawesome5 жыл бұрын
Scrum works perfectly when people hate each other
@MasterJMR13 жыл бұрын
Alternatively, scrum can MAKE people hate eachother, at which point it will start working perfectly.
@ShadowNick8 жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off in class when my Software Systems and Analysis teacher mention Scrum just because of this scene.
10 жыл бұрын
"This just became a job..." hahahah love it! :D
@sharathwho49275 жыл бұрын
I studied scrum method just 2 weeks back in my curriculum..I totally get what jared said..🤣 go scrum team..
@er54904 жыл бұрын
Was going to send this to my coworkers until 1:42 hahahaha
@brendanfarthing3 жыл бұрын
1:42 was the only reason I sent this to my co-workers :D
@ijazkhan33352 жыл бұрын
I could watch Dinesh & Gilfoyle arguing with each other for 24 hours straight.
@AndyChamberlainMusic4 жыл бұрын
the way he says "booyah" is just so funny
@vilcafor8 жыл бұрын
tis kanban actually =o
@imsrini4 жыл бұрын
182 scrum "masters" disliked this video ! 😂
@tripleO164 жыл бұрын
"Not tasks, storys" LOL
@ankurtoshniwal25492 жыл бұрын
"I've got a story, why don't you choke on my balls" @1:41 has to to be the epitome of inner thoughts that engineers want to say to their PMs every friggin sprint planning. This show perfectly captures the hilarity of Silicon Valley work culture. Engineers saying fuck you I do this because I like it and I'm good at it so don't tell me what to do, and PMs being like yeah that's cool, but we need to run a business so we can keep paying you outrageous salaries so shut up and do your job. And engineer CEOs who also hate process but begrudgingly admit that its needed cause velocity is a shit show. This dynamic is beautifully illustrated lol
@BenRangel9 жыл бұрын
Gilfoil was corrrect. Those are not stories! They are tasks. A story is a large requirement consisting of multiple tasks. You only estimate tasks. If they are in a story, the estimate for the story is the sum of the tasks.
@badtotheappendixx8 жыл бұрын
gilfoil
@guitar300k8 жыл бұрын
like they said, it maybe four hours or maybe a year for that task
@LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup7 жыл бұрын
+FromTheFlame29 correct, at least in Jira. The writers correctly highlight that a story is a glorified synonym for a task and that epic is a buzzword describing a collection of tasks.
@misterguy23297 жыл бұрын
"A story is a large requirement consisting of multiple tasks." OK, but the more pressing issue is whether "choke on my balls" is, as Gilfoyle suggests, a story rather than a task.
6 жыл бұрын
A story is a requirement written from the perspective of the user/client. It is broken down or combined with other stories into a task or multiple tasks. An epic contains multiple stories.
@RobertMorgan11 ай бұрын
New coworker who's a Marine Corps trained SCRUM master, and he was pretty impressed with what I knew until I showed him this clip as where I learned it all.
@noahibarra33794 жыл бұрын
I use this for my school work to this day thank you Jared
@f43504 жыл бұрын
I used this on my team on last day of our sprint and it worked like a charm. People were so happy to move their cards to complete
@nulI_dev8 ай бұрын
master piece of a show. I miss it so much
@thrackl310 күн бұрын
I've been in this field 20 years now. It's amazing how many devs hate scrum but love kanban when scrum is just kanban where you only plan every two weeks. Now I know you will say kanban is flow etc. but in well functioning teams scrum stories all get broken down into mostly the same size and you basically should end up in flow. The sprint intervals in scrum exists to provide some rigidity so that, in larger groups, you don't constantly get bombarded with change requests, hot tickets, etc. You can just say "that's nice, unless it's really urgent I'll see you in two weeks" and get some work done. To be clear I'm commenting on this video because I came back to watch it because I love this scene. It's hilarious. My comments above are in response to the comments.
@rnm5429 Жыл бұрын
I've haven't watched Silicon Valley but I'm taking the Scrum Master certificate and this clip was recommended by the trainer. Now I'm intrigued 😛
@wizardslies7 жыл бұрын
I dont think Gilfoyle is a legit programmer. Look at his hands when he types! No real computer guy could last long typing like that! He is begging for RSI!
@manz927 жыл бұрын
Exactly, he is sitting on some awkward desk.
@T3n50r7 жыл бұрын
I think Gilfoyle has mastered a revolutionary way to ignore RSI in a healthy manner. He just refuses to tell everyone why it doesn't apply to him because it would leave a shitload of people out of jobs when sales and treatments go down, so he's chosen not to be an asshole and keeps his technique to himself. That, plus he also hopes that Dinesh gets it.
@sebastianusami6 жыл бұрын
hes a network guy, hes just a packet pusher :D
@astrotoaster55556 жыл бұрын
what is RSI?
@CharlesLijt6 жыл бұрын
Repetitive strain injury
@anonymous-ds3mc4 жыл бұрын
0:31 That face is just "why tf am i hearing this"
@ishouldhavetried4 жыл бұрын
I first saw this episode about 4-5 years ago, and about 3 years ago, I asked my boss to implement Scrum. She said she had no idea what that was, and like 3 other managers agreed with her. Now I'm in school for CS and I'm watching this to help me in my Software Engineering class. My, how things come full circle!
@josh-rz3uq Жыл бұрын
Imagine being such a fucking tool that you ASK YOUR BOSS TO IMPLEMENT SCRUM.
@kcdiazWTV9 ай бұрын
But your circle needs to go back to backlog.
@RobertNorthrop10 жыл бұрын
This is more kanban than scrum. But still a funny scene.
@Misterz3r04 жыл бұрын
yuck...
@elliemay17484 жыл бұрын
Rob R it’s kind of a combo of both, because they estimated the back log (I don’t know why they called it “ice box” here because that’s something different) so they kind of did scrum because they had a sprint planning meeting, and they didn’t prioritize the back log which is necessary for kanban, and the manager assigned tickets to the devs so, again that’s scrum... it’s really more scrum than kanban but it’s also not really either of them.
@skyhymitch3 жыл бұрын
Kanban and Scrum can be used together because Scrum focuses on time boxes and Kanban is about tracking story status. We used a similar hybrid at my last job.
@ManoloAlfaroArevalo9 ай бұрын
thank you, i was loooking at this reference while at scrumstudy, now i get it even more, it's great.!
@p21072 Жыл бұрын
one of the best series of all time things are accurate
@slitor8 жыл бұрын
I remember having to delve into various project methodologies for a course...I remember thinking how intro and tutorials came off as very....."Cultish"
@stratonarrow5 ай бұрын
“Maybe my leisurely pace is just a little bit faster than yours” 😂
@mr78K4 жыл бұрын
I love how they think there are way too smart for this but end up caught in it in a matter of seconds !
@llothar687 жыл бұрын
It's Kanban not scrum
@jameshappy197410 жыл бұрын
Dammit, what was out front?
@alxg83310 жыл бұрын
This very inappropriate logo had been painted on their garage door. i.imgur.com/vutPkwF.jpg (It makes sense in context.)
@JakeSylvestre10 жыл бұрын
alxg833 we need a video with the garage and the weed
@alanbal8889 жыл бұрын
I'm currently studying Scrum and it's pretty good when software looks all messy.
@BrainDeadZombies7 жыл бұрын
I don't understand the hate with scrum. What's wrong with dividing up a project into smaller tasks and tackling them one at a time? That's what you're suppose to do as a programmer.
@vinzer72frie6 жыл бұрын
BrainDeadZombies what they hate is the time to the milestone set by a pm with no programming experience
@kylenetherwood87346 жыл бұрын
They split it into smaller tasks anyway; scrum is just the method of communicating who is doing what.
@digviju0015 жыл бұрын
Kyle Netherwood lol it's turns out to be a race between teammates and time becomes factor and fear of deadline that ends up with short cuts to achieve tasks ... Yeahhhhh you completed but wait until it comes back with double load on your head..
@BedroomPianist5 жыл бұрын
It's about autonomy. Reality is, many programmers are arrogant, although the culture of "PC, non-toxic" that's popular right now in the world (and by extension/more importantly, HR) curbs most of this in large companies. I don't know how other fields react to an ignorant outside force, but if a non-engineer/programmer tells devs what to do, a percentage of them will be irked that some PM that graduated from Fuckville University with a BA in polisci and an MBA in marketing is telling them what and how to do things. Especially if said PM is bad at his job (let's implement blockchain on our website!), which'll double the workload with scrum with 0 gain. Then at that point, fuck it, maybe even autonomous waterfall is better than a dictatorial scrum. But yes. Done correctly, scrum is a way of getting software out quicker.
@mavoc30945 жыл бұрын
I was far more productive before I had waste time with scrum, nearly as big of a time sink as emails. As for estimating times, it always felt like I was being asked how long it would take to drive from one side of a city to the other without being told which city.
@CJusticeHappen217 жыл бұрын
As much as I hate bending under the gaze of any management technique, communication errors are quite literally why I drink. So many wasted hours, trying to accomplish something without success. I could have spent my nights loving life, rather than pondering death.
@amir-zt8mu6 жыл бұрын
looks like a great show
@danielvaega Жыл бұрын
Essential .
@SiddheshNan3 жыл бұрын
Leisurely pace...
@lukaszjaruzal5 жыл бұрын
1. Scrum does NOT require you to estimate. If you want to do that, story points or t-shirt sizing is better idea than saying how many hours it’ll take. 2. If you read the Scrum Guide there’s not a single word about User Stories - it’s just a way of writing down requirements. There are other ways of doing that. Nobody said you have to use epics and stories - you can use tasks only if you want. You know why people hate Scrum so often? Because there are Product Owners and Scrum Masters that suck. PO acting like Project Managers (they just use Scrum because it’s popular) it’s the worse thing that can happen.
@J-Kimble2 жыл бұрын
Yep, totally true. I've worked for only one company that implemented scrum to the fullest, they had dedicated scrum masters managing 2-3 teams. Scrum worked great, productivity was high, and we could get marketing and other useless meetings off our backs. We mostly had technical sessions where we discussed architecture and planned out implementation with the team (usually 2 hours a week). All the other 4 companies I've worked for claimed they worked in scrum or agile. All of them looked like this: they randomly selected a few scrum processes (mostly the ones that were 0 effort to implement) and forced the team to use it. Then when productivity tanked due to the poorly implemented nonsensical new rules they concluded that scrum didn't work. But of course we kept using the half-baked new scrum rules because reasons. Most of my fellow engineers hated scrum, because of experiences like this. But if it's implemented correctly it makes life so much easier. Engineers don't seem to grasp the finer social details (scrum helps to manage teams with team members who have a bit of a difficult personality) and they tend to freak out when we talk about stuff that's a bit less tangible (like story points). Don't get me wrong I'm also an engineer but some of my colleagues who've advocated against scrum also talked hours about how we should let old and sick people die to covid and just be done with it.
@RobertMorgan11 ай бұрын
"Fine, then don't compete, at whatever speed you like..."
@tornoutlaw3 жыл бұрын
I need to give a talk on TDD in front of all the devs in my company on monday, but instead of finishing my presentation I rewatch Silicon Valley clips for the 100th time, because they are 'relevant' to the topic x(
@theascendunt99602 жыл бұрын
That's it. That's all I needed to know. I'm applying for the Certified Scrum Master certification.
@TheMichaelx2910 жыл бұрын
Heard about Scrum on this when I first saw it, now learning about it
@BrianHeplerSasquatch10 жыл бұрын
Don't worry too much about it. They never actually implement it as it takes away too much control from management. They'll use some form of bastardized hybrid system.
@StupidSystemus10 жыл бұрын
Scrum puts the development team on constant high alert with numerous iterations of the software on various progress levels (dev, sys test, integration, acceptance, etc). It's supposed to make things very efficient, but all it really shows is that your development team is very replaceable to the lowest bidder.
@simiiiiiiiiiiiiiii4 жыл бұрын
"Psych101-MBA-MindControl-Bullshit"
@jerzmade53926 жыл бұрын
Such a great show
@jesusm47735 жыл бұрын
I wish I knew scrum when I was in school, damn! still graduated, but damn!
@MrLTiger2 жыл бұрын
I remember when they were telling people in school about this scrum bullshit. I'm surprised it was still relevant in 2014
@picklerick29302 жыл бұрын
lmao did gabe got fired from sabre and joined a startup?
@johnnyxp646 жыл бұрын
i am dealing with this.... daily... 😆 😆 😆
@BTBAM8196 жыл бұрын
"Everything thas has to do with errors sounds like your whole vibe" hahahha fucking Gilfoyle
@samanrajaei81294 жыл бұрын
"I've got a story..."
@TheBenSanders3 жыл бұрын
lol after working my way through Project Management for WGU this scene makes more sense.
@an_wobbly7 ай бұрын
Jared said to measure story effort by time and not Fibonacci numbers or T-shirt sizes. Hopefully they just missed the scene where the product owner wrote those stories and added them to the backlog followed by the team refining them. For that, he is fired.
@jess-sch4 жыл бұрын
I really felt this.
@perezident142 ай бұрын
10 years ago?! 😮
@Irshu8 жыл бұрын
their chair is so uncomfortable, how they sit on it all day long?
@airpods46 жыл бұрын
Irshu LX what chair do you use?
@Soloman_Gumball6 жыл бұрын
It's a TV show
@kambaalayashwanth1236 жыл бұрын
and gilfoly seating position also uncomfortable
@soonclass42694 жыл бұрын
This is Trello!
@ThisHandleIsInteresting4 жыл бұрын
Jared was the best character.
@romyrisaldi16424 жыл бұрын
Love presentation from jared dunn
@David440504 жыл бұрын
I really don't understand how a house full of developers, didn't knew about scrum...
@errrzarrr3 жыл бұрын
Because there are many other methodologies. Real, developed methodologies that allows to analyze, have requirements, design and estimate.
@mirzabaig20043 жыл бұрын
This is literally my job. I’m the Jared 😭
@kamilsloczynski3 жыл бұрын
Ken Schwaber cried watching this
@ricardo-sf4 жыл бұрын
i write software -- and happy to have no idea what scrum or agile or any of that bullshit is all about.
@stampedeofone9 ай бұрын
The genius of this show and Scrum is that they went from "why don't you chortle my balls" to "fuck off, we're working" in less than a minute.
@nikhilm1033 жыл бұрын
Wall of Psych 101 MBA mind control bullshit 😅. I mean I can’t disagree
@Smiley019872 жыл бұрын
Scrum is actually a very effective way of working;
@maximsollogub35793 жыл бұрын
I was reading a C# programming book when i stumbled upon "Scrum model"
@incarnateTheGreat7 жыл бұрын
"Fuck off. We're working." 😂😂
@openshores42886 жыл бұрын
...aaaand they still doing it till season 5 hahaha
@bobbest16114 жыл бұрын
richard feynman once made the same bet that he could sniff out an object.