The Japanese Army VS deadly Crocodiles in WWII (Ramree Island Massacre)

[@Simplehistory]

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hi

[@boostergold20]

Hi simple history! Been watching for over 2 yrs!

[@ChaldeanJedi]

Yo

[@carlewen-lewis3305]

Narrator: "A saltwater crocodile" Me: *listens and nods* "Assault water crocodile"

[@theamphibinator]

Best comment on here

[@bigcat9558]

Lol fax

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

nice pun

[@SpartanGaming7739]

Yes

[@mrmakovec6198]

That's basically every croc

[@CivilWarWeekByWeek]

Thus the holy trintiy, Australia vs emus, china vs sparrows and Japan vs crocodiles

[@Predator42ID]

Don't forget US vs python, the war is still ongoing.

[@23tovarm5]

@@Predator42ID oh god especially in florida

[@emperormemehelmii4057]

American vs Hornet

[@lightningfletch5598]

Ecuador and Goats.

[@shishiwakamaru4]

America vs Vietnamese tigers

[@bryantnojang709]

Baby Croc: Grandpa what did you do during the war? Grandpa Croc: Let me tell you about how I got that Samurai Sword.

[@shawnofdanaukota3843]

Grandpa Croc: After I ate a soldier with a sword, I said “Fine little blade, maybe I can pick my teeth with it.”

[@hoangnhamnguyen532]

Lol

[@yeahwhatever3576]

You copied this from someone else's post on the Mark Felton video. Pathetic

[@muscleman5506]

@@yeahwhatever3576 so it's comment maybe they didn't see on the mark felton video

[@bryantnojang709]

@@yeahwhatever3576 lol who said I can't 😂

[@alfredoalfaro5000]

Imagine being a croc in those times: One day metal monsters rain death on your home and even the toughest of you get blown into a pulp if hit by the falling thunder. Next day, as if a prize for surviving, there’s endless free snacks going through your neighborhood.

[@Grandpaneedsblood]

Dragon look or godzilla

[@joggingscissors632]

Bonus: the new snacks have the subtlest notes of Wasabi.......and karma.

[@Flickerbeat]

POV of these crocos *Yesterday was wild - Bob and Karen both got killed by loud thunder like things, and I've heard half the neighborhood is gone. It's simply tragic, AND I'm hungry... What can I do? What can I do? Oh look! Snackies! 0v0*

[@RorySmith-Dube-fm7ll]

Win for the crocs

[@Miguel_2951]

Allies to the crocs: We weren’t expecting special forces!

[@michaelolmos8257]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE ALLIED SPECIAL FORCES!!!

[@emmanuelperez8094]

Crocs: We Are just here to help guys tell us what to do will get it done

[@felipeaugusto2600]

Croc: That's the point, sergeant.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Crocs: "If you guys could do your damn jobs against a buncha shrieking Imps we wouldn't be here."

[@Temerald51]

Thats the point sergeant

[@hanniballanda794]

Japanese Army: We will invade Ramree. Crocodiles: Hey, who ordered japanese food?

[@verifiedstalker6820]

😂

[@kingcrimsonrequiem2959]

Aight that’s pretty fucking good

[@p0pc0rn35]

Ooohhhh I get it it’s dumb but it’s pretty good 🤣😂

[@monkeyball9223]

😂😂😂

[@largol33t1]

The croc who asked about the Japanese food order: "We did!" (All of the crocs)

[@doggonongrata8905]

"Japanese Army vs. Australian Special Forces"

[@joritos2147]

Croc

[@dermotmeaney]

It has been 3 seconds and you get 37 likes

[@NishiMiyamura]

Man basically Australia uses crocodiles against the Japanese then the Japanese used emus as revenge

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

They don't call it an operation, they call it chow time

[@BlackHat-qf2bc]

I take offence to this

[@bwerx]

There were stories from allied soldiers of hearing screams of terror and gun shots in the middle of the swamp and then followed by dead silence which spooked most men.

[@LaTengoComoelZague]

It was only one story by one man. And most ppl don’t believe him. This is a far fetched story based on his book. Would be a good movie tho

[@FirePuncher183]

@FatalPies I feel like it'd be hard to react to a crocodile trying to eat you

[@alexniemy7346]

@FatalPies The skin of those crocs are crazy thick and they could withstand some shots. Moreover, the Japanese troops wouldn’t be able to see them as they were under the water and even if they knew the location, the water would significantly slow down the bullet. Most of the soldiers were fatigued and had malfunctioning weapons and couldn’t fend off the crocs.

[@tacomyloh9799]

@@alexniemy7346 Also, crocodiles camouflage really well, and I feel that it’s the huge old crocs that have thick hides that targeted the soldiers, so the damage that the bullets would do is quite limited, however, I’m in no way a biologist so take my words with a grain of salt

[@S0ulinth3machin3]

@FatalPies bullets don't travel very far through water. Only a couple of feet. To a croc, the bullet is probably not lethal if the croc is more than a foot under water, the bullet will have lost too much velocity.

[@mixmaster6226]

It's scary to think that some of those saltwater crocs that preyed upon the soldiers are still alive

[@vincelemonke1535]

and are most likely significantly larger, since crocs never stop growing

[@studiomg3212]

I’d guess it would be super rare, especially since most only live ~70 years and who knows how many were blown to bits with bombs

[@heirofaniu]

They have the taste for man, and now they crave it.

[@zedikiahkonotopsky2448]

mix master it’s more sad that they were killed almost to the point of extinction and due to the fact the don’t react well to captivity they are hard to breed up

[@robertsandberg2246]

I wonder though, how many are still around from WW2.🤔 That last part about them being hunted to near extinction...🐊

[@bruhmoment9234]

Americans: _The trees speak Vietnamese_ Russians: _The snow speaks Finnish_ Japanese: _The water hisses crocodilian_

[@ztomoe]

@@matthewp9156 😐

[@Georgespatton-wh8gj]

You triggered my flash backs

[@doni5405]

vietnam: the forest speak wandering soul

[@Djthesiberiancat]

American and Japanese : the wind play violins (mosquitoes)

[@NovusOrdo_]

Germans: The potato fields speaking polish.

[@jigsawproductions6171]

*“WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP” Intensifies*

[@KarmanicMizery]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@flexingfletchyt4756]

LMAO IM DEAD

[@cakeboy7782]

Underrated

[@59master60]

BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY SHREK

[@God_Help_Me11]

Reddit moment

[@esochibuike8477]

This is such a good idea for a horror/Thriller movie. It'll start with the allied attack on Remree Island with an opening gunfire scene. A young Indian captain is tasked with dislodging the Japanese forces occupying the area. After that it'll move to the escape of the Japanese soldiers through the swamp with all the snakes and insects. It'll then show the bloodthirsty crocodiles and the fatigue and starvation the soldiers faced and how they couldn't fight the reptiles off. It'll be filled with much gore and blood. There'll be scenes where the crocodiles will come into camps and drag off soldiers one by one. There'll be an antagonist large "Alpha" crocodile that'll be resistant to any weapons the soldiers use. This crocodile will be the main villain. Then the final scene will show the last and final escape of the lucky soldiers. On the speeding escape boat, one of the soldiers will look back on the horror they witnessed at Remree, citing that the terror of war is not always about the bullets or barb wires. But something even worse.

[@nachox28x28]

Jurassic Park 1940-something

[@theprinceoftides6836]

@@nachox28x28 Or Jurassic Perk, the real extreme deal lol.

[@safeysmith6720]

Ok you sold me, I endorse this film. Now go forth and make it, I will wait here patiently.

[@thevibedoctorphd]

I think there is a film like that. Seen a thumbnail on KZbin called Saltwater: Battle of Ramree Island.

[@brixenlang3207]

good idea…

[@who8dapple]

And to this day, not one Salty has been given a medal for their bravery and fearlessness in defending their island... a true shame! 🐊

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

Master Sergeant Erwin was a great patriot to his country that never got his commendations, his brigade should not forgotten,

[@rasiabsgamingcorner2258]

#givethemtheirmedals

[@quinnbaygo2112]

Yes the got the "Extinction achievement " unlock in HUMANS get rekt

[@WolfDragon-iz7wq]

Myanmar Governor: By the power invested in me and the United Nations we hereby dedicated this croc sanctuary in honor of the Ramree Island Crocodile Coalition!

[@TypicalIndian1981]

I wonder if they are alive

[@rakosh5209]

Japan: retreats into Crocodile territory. Crocodiles: “so you have chosen... death?”

[@bruv416]

And the people in 60ies you took one of us we take one of yours.

[@SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE]

"So, you have chosen to be a banquet".... the crocs.

[@chadgaming7466]

Cringe

[@rakosh5209]

Cringe

[@chadgaming7466]

@@rakosh5209 thanks

[@TheRealFocalors]

_"Hey guys, the Japanese we ordered are here."_ - Some Crocodile in the 1940s.

[@jeffthemercenary]

Proceed to call every crocodile in the country

[@TheRealFocalors]

@@jeffthemercenary _"Hey Chuck! Chuck, it's your cousin, Marvin Berry! Remember that Japanese you wanted? Well look at this!"_

[@LedosKell]

Chewy

[@anthonysaintonge]

They were feastiiiiiinnnnnnn

[@someonesomewhere5857]

Door Dash answered their calls

[@thorthostenson]

Japanese: *Exists Crocodiles: "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

[@pancratius602]

"were seemingly killing for the pleasure of it." Looks like the Japanese met their match.

[@SJ-xb7lg]

says the anglo

[@pancratius602]

@@SJ-xb7lg I'm like 1/16 Anglo. So what?

[@quinnbaygo2112]

Well japanese still here, corcs, hunted to near extinction.....no so much.

[@icetemplar7555]

Yes

[@lvlc6023]

@@pancratius602 Yeah the Anglo conquered whatever was emerged for the pleasure of it.

[@marcello7781]

Croc be like: "What are you doing in my swamp?"

[@Marc_W_McKinley]

"SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST CROC IN THE SWAMP"

[@malachimeeker9480]

That’s a nice boulder.

[@RealDavidChipman]

@@Marc_W_McKinley I’ll make a slight change to the lyric “Somebody once told me a Croc’ll death roll me.”

[@Marc_W_McKinley]

@@RealDavidChipman i ain't the biggest croc in the west He was looking kinda dumb with that trigger in his thumb so i ate of his own fore head

[@yemannwaiphyo8817]

I think Shrek is more Friendly Now after seeing these Burmese Crocs. xD

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Japanese: **walk through swamps** Crocs: _"Finally, some good fucking food"_

[@thefatjapanesepufferfish1906]

Hehe funny

[@Yggi11]

Given all the rape, torture, mutilation and murder the Japanese soldiers carried out, this was simply justice.

[@alexconn7473]

it was also nature taking its course

[@MrBigShark]

Yeah and the american and the allies soldiers were angels

[@alexconn7473]

@@MrBigShark both sides are known for committing atrocities during a war but sometimes the atrocities of one side are far worse than those of the other

[@oceanberserker]

@@MrBigShark Our hands weren't entirely clean during the war, it's true, but compared to the likes that perpetrated Auschwitz or worse still, Unit 731, and those that sanctioned them, whether tacitly or openly? Yeah, I don't wanna see some know - nothing talk like he has anything worthwhile to say.

[@LightningWing11]

@@MrBigShark He never said they were angels. What’s he supposed to do, point out every single side in WWII that committed war crimes and atrocities? That wasn’t the point of his comment. Focusing on one side in a comment doesn’t automatically absolve every other side.

[@RoHuMemes]

"When they said the Aussies were sending in their special forces we didn't think they meant this"

[@JamesWillmus]

@Blake He means the Australians sent in a bunch of saltwater crocs to clear out the Japanese.

[@codyboi0668]

Lol

[@OffGridInvestor]

I'm Aussie and THAT'S A GOOD ONE. We STILL HAVE people attacked by the things here, particularly in the state called "northern territory". Every 6 months some old aboriginal guy "He nerly gut me ya nnuw".... yeah well, you ignored the signs and that's how it goes. Even down here in the south me and an American I knew were in a giant aquarium place (government owned). They had a display with an ACTUAL aluminum boat with the teeth marks and all in it. The American thought it was a prop, but the wear on the floor was obvious it had been used for at least 15 years. It was a completely legit one from a croc attack that they'd bought down from the north.

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

​@@OffGridInvestor Hi, I'm Romanian and while we are thankful at not having giant carnivorous reptiles that survived the extinction that wiped out the dinosaurs and have wolverine lvl healing that beats the ever-loving crap out of Covid like its WWE, I will say that each summer we put up warning posters for the coastline and any major body of water that says "DO NOT SWIM DANGER OF DROWNING", but just like people ignore it,

[@xavierhart100]

😂😂😂😂laughed out loud when I read this- great comment

[@rezarranguez2980]

Lord I can’t imagine how terrifying this must have been

[@samuraijackoff5354]

The kami weren’t on the side of the Imperial army then.

[@ohiyoresident]

Nature pulled an Uno reverse with the Asians man

[@Bk6346]

“Scholars now regard claims that many Japanese soldiers were killed by crocodiles in the mangrove swamps of Ramree as implausible.”

[@Fight-t4b]

@@bubblefish17 The devil is the ruler of this world and he only comes to kill, steal, destroy because of free will through sin.

[@robertcortez2055]

@@Fight-t4b beautifully put

[@Robbaz]

The Sweet Sweet taste of Human Flesh.

[@BerryCrush19]

Ö

[@fugo2901]

Ö

[@kungpaospic5318]

Slacking again Robert?

[@thesputnikhd6220]

Id like to see robbaz narrate the next one

[@diligentone-six2688]

Shlacking again Robert? Shtap it. Make some videos.

[@tswagg504]

I am a veteran as well as a Crocodile. We still don’t get the credit we deserve for our role in victory against Axis forces. We were very strategic with all of our kills and our success rate was bar none.

[@maximseretensky]

One time I tried to edit the page about the battle of Ramree to include the saltwater crocodiles as part of the allied forces, it got re-edited shortly afterwards :(

[@beans8296]

“Go to the swamps” they said “It will be fun”they said.

[@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347]

@Rafi Rizqullah They do have a LAYERED Armor

[@bebethcaracho279]

Shrek: What are you doing in my swamp?!

[@thegoldengamer9315]

@Rafi Rizqullah lmaoo

[@theotherguy4897]

When you grew up in the swamp it does make you chuckle.

[@Spalbeert]

Cringe

[@outlawdudegaming2949]

Emu On Aussies : Hold Our Eggs

[@stone3854]

The crocdiles:y e s

[@Interdictiondeltawing]

Alligator: *attacks upside down*

[@stone3854]

@@Interdictiondeltawing AAA

[@stone3854]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х what

[@08ray.z]

Why do people make these bots

[@romarroca3654]

Emu War: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary

[@xdshrekt3909]

@@User-ee6eu nope. It's the first.

[@n8ivspat3n56]

bacon man i thought it was a male tiger or no?

[@nathan-kt5hz]

@@xdshrekt3909 i bet it is daddy 😩

[@dkissam2]

Hey at least the crocs had confirmed kills

[@everettsalmans104]

I did a speech about the Emu War s couple days ago, my teacher gave me a 105/100 for how I presented it.

[@IceCold11235]

Emu: We beat hoomans in a war once! Crocodile: That's cute.

[@Werner4voss]

baby croc: Grandpa what did you do during WWII? Grandpa croc: Let me tell you how I got this Katana

[@iowa_lot_to_travel9471]

And that katana is used as a toothpick 🤣🤣

[@foxypiratero7094]

now u got 69 likes

[@louiseanderson6551]

hahahahaha funny

[@MrScar665]

Ahahah

[@dincaloooww0372]

Grandpa croc : Let me tell you how tasty was a japanese soldiers garnished with a Type 99 Arisaka

[@jakesciortino5605]

When he started to say “aerial bombing raids” for a second I thought he was gonna say the Japanese starting bombing the crocodiles I was like god damn😂😂

[@none-tq6df]

Well I thought as well

[@Magnus_Caramelo_55]

I thought of that as well but it is also most likely

[@lateboner3561]

god damn hahahha

[@gilberthavens8041]

Nvm the allied invasion these fuckin crocs gotta go

[@ScubaStevie1225]

“The crocodiles have armed themselves with aircraft”

[@Synpathetix]

Imagine joining the war with the fear of being shot or brutally murdered by the opposing team but you get mauled by a crocodile instead like wtf

[@Polymerata]

Pov: Dream Stan Massacred 1930

[@scipioafricanus2212]

American soldiers also got eaten by sharks.

[@joshbates3147]

@@scipioafricanus2212 oh.

[@salvatorediangelo453]

@@scipioafricanus2212 yes they did which is very strange considering sharks almost never eat people as we apparently don't taste good to them. After one bite its like, "oh sorry I thought you were a seal". This begs the question do sharks that live out in deep water far from shore have different tastes than those closer to land where there are also seals.

[@scipioafricanus2212]

@@salvatorediangelo453 as you say, shark bites are circumstantial and I can only imagine there was a lot of blood in the water that contributed

[@jacobwaters1147]

I would actually want Japan to make a natural horror film about this

[@janekmundt579]

Sadly won’t happen or if it does it will glorify the soldiers. The Japanese do not condemn their fascist past compared to say Germany

[@parkmallbaby]

Its called the Godzilla and Ultraman movies.

[@stevek1225]

The British forces reported hearing screams for nights on end, before silence...

[@NishiMiyamura]

How come the British forces weren't ambush tho?

[@stevek1225]

@@NishiMiyamura The British surrounded the Japanese, who then retreated into the swamp. It took 3 days to pass 10 miles for the Japanese to reach the non occupied part of the island. The British and American's knew not to pursue and instead tried to circle around

[@TheShadowwarrior80]

They stayed out of mangroves swamp

[@NishiMiyamura]

@@stevek1225 the thing is that the commander was dishonorable which caused his troop's lives

[@NishiMiyamura]

@@TheShadowwarrior80 but they still might get ambush

[@peterparkerspizzaface6431]

My granddad was in the 26th Indian infantry division within the British Army, everytime I was with him id always ask about the war, being the curious history kid that I was. He fought at Ramree against the Japanese, went into the war as an 18 year old in 1944, he was only 120 pounds. He fought alongside many Americans and gurkhas, and mentioned how his friends on landships were blown up in front of him as they stormed the island in 1945, mostly from sea mines. I remember him talking about how his unit was without air support and contact for 3 days until he finally got in contact. He passed away in Sep 2018, and I miss him so much. He told me he wanted to give his medals to me after he passed, to which they are here right beside me, alongside some bullet shells he kept from Ramree and the Burma campaign. Miss you granddad x

[@marvinezekielsetiawan8872]

Lie?

[@AvgeekFan62]

@@marvinezekielsetiawan8872 nope

[@AvgeekFan62]

Wasent the British Indian Army Ruled by the British?

[@danielgockerell]

That’s awesome

[@Britishbolls]

@@AvgeekFan62 bro dont you really know that those random 9 year olds like to act like their own grandpas or granddads served the war without even giving proof

[@Ender_Boy8123]

Japanese Soldiers: (Walking near the saltwater riverbeds) Asian saltwater Crocodiles: So you have chosen death

[@kuriharaonly9613]

Why must be asian?

[@terrygrossmann2295]

Everyone knows not to feed the wildlife. I guess the Japanese didn’t receive the memo.

[@remi.j3422]

@@kuriharaonly9613 because it took place in Myanmar wich is located in Asia wich these species are originated from. You need to listen to videos and context before asking that type of question.

[@kuriharaonly9613]

@@remi.j3422 no my question doesnt ask for that bro. I mean why asian why not europe kind of like that. I am not asking question directly to the topic

[@andrasafirgemintang3028]

@@kuriharaonly9613 because the incident was taken place at Asia, no Europe.

[@Elly3981]

I remember seeing this with my mom and thinking how tragic it must have been for these Japanese soldiers to be attacked and eaten by killer crocs if disease didn't get them first. My mom said not to feel too sorry for them since the Japanese caused a lot of trouble in China, Korea, the Philippines, and Vietnam (our home country), during the war.

[@LagunaL8]

Those kind of people remind me of the middle east who cheered at 9/11 cause the USA caused them trouble. Its very disturbing.

[@Electivedrop]

I read up on the rape and sexual violence that the Japanese soldiers performed on "comfort women" during World War 2 and honesty I think the crocs should've just eaten all of the soldiers.

[@kli_avril]

They deserve it

[@Gold-c8u]

@@kli_avril Those soldiers who fought on the Ramree Island didn’t commit war crime though…

[@yaburu]

@@Gold-c8u They would have though if given the order.

[@walnzell9328]

Japanese and Allied Soldiers: This island is under our control. The local wildlife: Sorry. We don't speak Food.

[@quinnbaygo2112]

It's cool, asked wild life how it's enjoying extinction, what's that we don't speak.......

[@chucklesthebagel2121]

Crocs are.gonna go extinct for a while they are like litterly one of the oldest species alive extinction don't worry Evey species goes extinction eventually even us one day

[@genghiskhan.2265]

Honestly the croc attacks I hate the most is the little boy who’s parents didn’t pay attention and dimas attack a little boy who died infront of his father who tried to fight the croc, there’s a video of them pulling dimas body uncensored on KZbin

[@localextremist2839]

@@genghiskhan.2265 literally no one asked

[@genghiskhan.2265]

@@localextremist2839 DIDNT ask for your family to be a thing, see we could go all day

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

Allies: "A surprise, but a welcome one."

[@SomeGuy1000]

“A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one” THE SENATE (sheev palpatine)

[@jamesmylife6578]

Yeah they should go to Florida and see all the people Wrestling gators

[@Gopniksquat]

The crocodiles ARE the senate

[@youtubehandlesshouldsuckadick]

@@Gopniksquat Japanese: Not Yet

[@Gopniksquat]

@@youtubehandlesshouldsuckadick It’s treason then

[@enderdrone6432]

Feels like an extreme episode of “Man vs Wild.” Where said man will actually die from the wild.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2929]

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[@KillaKaj]

If you’ve seen how crocs can frenzy over a kill, you’d know that this is absolutely terrifying this situation is. And they said 1000s I’m surprised anyone made it out alive

[@largol33t12]

And in the swamps, crocs are apex predators, meaning they dominate the food chain. It must have been unspeakable terror for the enemy soldiers struggling through the swamp. The crocs could camouflage themselves quite easily, looking like algae floating on the surface. Then along comes a human. Chomp! The sheer terror is unimaginable...

[@toast6494]

"How did you manage to get crocodiles on your side?!" "Uh, yes, of course!"

[@GarlicCrusaderCustardInvader]

@F*UĆK ME ! SEE MY VÍDÉO ! Go away Spam

[@ade2946]

The replies are cancer

[@Aureus_]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo6868 Go back to Vietnam Communist

[@pleasestopeatingmyliver]

@@Aureus_ LMAO

[@bobawett2458]

Americans should’ve said all the Crocodiles were sleeper cells. People were dumb in WWII lmao

[@yvespolsbroek4930]

captain Hook: "first time?"

[@kevinnguyen3087]

F

[@ianbruce1745]

"SMEEEEEEE!!!"

[@kiyru44]

F

[@monkiman2335]

Wait cpt hook is asian?

[@daustin8888]

This is essentially the long grass scene from The Lost World: Jurassic Park

[@justincummings8557]

With Japanese soldiers instead of InGen mercenaries and satwater crocodiles instead of Velociraptors.

[@boyscouts83712]

British officers to Japanese soldiers retreating: DON'T GO INTO THE MANGROVES!

[@ynnalyl6195]

I mean crocs are reptiles that existed in the dinosaur era

[@justincummings8557]

@@ynnalyl6195 true. They existed before even their reign, by a few a million years.

[@miguelmontenegro3520]

The coms guy with glasses probably tryed to warn them: "Dont" go into the thick marsh"

[@hopper8514]

I like listening to you guys talk about animals in a detailed way like this. Good stuff.

[@Zachattack-nu7lr]

The K Rool mains are getting out of hand...

[@brentbowers4535]

Ikr

[@GODzbleach]

Lol

[@MrRAGE-md5rj]

I put on "Gang-Plank Galleon' in the background while watching those poor bastards get eaten alive.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo6250]

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[@JK-sm7ni]

Japanese soldiers: exist Crocodiles: Is for me? *blushes*

[@tost.]

Underrated

[@Cbrmkn98xs]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х bot

[@M0onie_Moonlightz]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х shut up

[@cannoneer6680]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo5157 stfu

[@cannoneer6680]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х Shut

[@patrickn2858]

KZbin commenters “we wanna see Japanese vs Marines” Simple history “how bout CROCODILES”

[@GlitchedBlox]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х in fact what

[@DiceDoo]

I mean... they gave them what they wanted.

[@most_red]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х wtf

[@Aureus_]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo1512 I can hear your voice IMMA FERRRU UP YA BALLZ

[@sarchived]

why not? Xd

[@michaelhernandez5800]

"Sir we're surrounded, what do we do" "Send in the crocodiles"

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Imperial Japanese Soldiers: exist* Saltwater Crocodiles 🐊🐊🐊: _"It's Free Meat Estate."_

[@Oper8tor_Torii]

Yeah pretty much

[@crktritual]

Yakatori buffet style

[@krakkywakky863]

It's free meal estate*

[@markcana2917]

MAN TERRIYAKI

[@michaelex256]

Should have said “it’s free meal estate”

[@justanotherhistorybuff5336]

I’m supposed to be studying for a test but this looks more interesting Edit: Thanks for the likes was not expecting that

[@Simplehistory]

🐊

[@samhart4427]

Same

[@minecraftproductivity9529]

Same dude

[@RNKel1]

Nah i had a test today I’m good

[@sikim2738]

Me too

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

Whats eerie is that you can propably still find remnants of the dead soldiers in the swamps to this day, personal belongings of metal and other items the crocs either shat out or missed..

[@OffGridInvestor]

Still find them in the 2 countries just above Australia. There were crates of UNUSED Japanese rifles that were air dropped that never got opened in one area. They were used in a conflict in 1998. Completely serious. There's still live bombs just under the ground by an inch that go off when villagers light a campfire over the top of them (unknowingly) and they go off and kill people TODAY. One of the guys from a charity to disarm then was digging them up to defuse them and got blown up last year.

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

@@OffGridInvestor jesus christ…

[@brittneystreeter493]

Crocs can live for a long time…there could be some walking around today who were there taking part in that feast.

[@theskullboy8700]

@@OffGridInvestor dababy took the words out of my mouth

[@Bk6346]

It’s an urban myth.

[@grummanf-14tomcat31]

Japanese soldier:exists Saltwater Crocodiles: I’ll take your entire stock!

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Japanese Soldiers: **walk through swamp** Crocs: _"Looks Like Meat's Back On The Menu, Boys."_

[@foffy8889]

Dude, stop copying comments, smh.

[@saucepanluke8732]

@@foffy8889 so what if he copied it?

[@foffy8889]

@@saucepanluke8732 *T h e n i' l l r e p o r t i t.*

[@sirankleknocker3122]

@@foffy8889 for what

[@eff0165]

@@sirankleknocker3122 for sexual harassment

[@ShiftJay08]

Japanese: We must retreat into the swamps! British: Deploy the Kings Royal Crocidile Regiment

[@randomguyblank1616]

British soldier: The tanks or the actual crocodiles? British commander: What do you think I meant?

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

@@randomguyblank1616 lol

[@ibnatividad]

So the KRCR?

[@sherman790]

Agree it is confusing to the british that they might actually send their tanks than the crocs or maybe vice versa i guess?

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

British belike in a nutshell: *It's a suprise tool that will help us later!*

[@cloudmoist]

Someone: “Anything from Nature isn’t harmful” Salt Water Crocodiles: “Are you sure about that?”

[@SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE]

Another saying... in nature, there are no right or wrongs, just consequences.😁😆😁😆 You walk or wade through mangrove swamps with 2200 pound salt water crocs around, you know there are consequences alright.

[@yannburri8831]

@@matthewp9156 the woman who plays pepper in Iron Man, gwenth paltrow or something like that

[@banggobang5148]

When i read this comment, my head automaticly projecting John Cena face while saying "Are you Sure about That" 😂

[@blueyed141]

@@banggobang5148 I thought the same thing

[@thatdudnum67potatoe45]

i just love natural unprocessed almonds you know the ones that contains large amounts of cyanide?

[@oliviap.1370]

Imagine getting drafted into a war and being EATEN ALIVE BY A CROCODILE

[@footballdude4271]

Japanese Soldier: We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days! Croc: Looks like meats back on the menu boys!

[@williammiller8134]

Nice lord of the ring joke

[@johnjamez7602]

@@williammiller8134 i believe you mean lord of the BEANS my good sir

[@FrostRare]

Get em boiiiis

[@spiritofplace_1969]

Just the legs. They don‘t need those.

[@chilomsam3770]

Lol

[@takakocaesar579]

ANZAC: “we weren’t expecting special forces”

[@brandoncruz9548]

Crocs: "that's the point sergeant"

[@ernestov1777]

Unsinkable Sam the Cat: *Ahh these rookies*

[@s_vb2220]

the ANZAC 'marines'

[@HappiKarafuru]

*Wild emus appear* Don't think you lads forgot about us :V

[@microfile6545]

Yes

[@williamwallace5615]

Crocs: “What are you doing in my swamp?!”

[@nillos9281]

*our*

[@milohs]

Stolen

[@74wf]

Underrated

[@SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE]

Meat salemen. Free samples.

[@matthewlee4834]

Shrek???

[@TwinJalanugraha]

Japanese soldiers: "We're not afraid!!!!" Salty: "Good afternoon"

[@WhattAreYouSaying]

I can't even imagine how scary this must have been...

[@valkai5036]

Still less scarier than the war crimes they did to other countries surely

[@quinlanreed7162]

@@valkai5036 doubtful. All nations committed war crimes, even the big allies.

[@swwwsss7870]

@@flynncarter229 russia was worst

[@algamefarm5799]

These scums used to throw babies upwards and catch them with their katanas. They deserved it lol karma at its finest

[@maratnahimana]

@@algamefarm5799 What the F ?

[@isaaccasey8539]

This could make a good movie, if someone already hasn't!

[@lastswordfighter]

This is the original Lake Placid.

[@lightningfletch5598]

It would probably be a bloodbath.

[@pata6129]

It probly be political cluster vuck if they did it based on Japanese army.. even a based on a true story be a mess.. but still it be very interesting to figure out which way to go with it.. on 1 hand u could have a new jaws type movie.. on the other you could have. A based on a true story tear jerker..... Japan has come a long way since those times and being the honor proud people that they are. They taken guilt to there actions during ww2 very seriously in there society.. not only did they do horrible things to others but there actions lead them to have 2 of there cities nuked and got there own people killed..

[@ilovecoffeev]

@@pata6129 Are you sure they feel guilty for WWII? As far as I'm aware, WWII is hardly mentioned in Japanese schools due to the confliction with their national honor (though not to the point of Imperialist Japan)

[@pata6129]

@@ilovecoffeev www.bbc.com/news/magazine-21226068 I was under the impression that they were taking steps to tone for there actions.. idk if there trying to hide ww2 out shame or political agenda......

[@T-REX-KNIGHT]

"Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!"

[@samwessels8216]

what about there legs? they don't need those!

[@wattsnottaken1]

When Merry looks down at his legs after the hungry orc says that lol 😂

[@simonuberbutcher1276]

THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING

[@Lyndione]

😂

[@jesus53ish]

I’m watch LOTR Two Towers right now lmao

[@yvngtonyb]

Having heard of this story so many times I always imagine insane specimens that scientists had never seen before likely crossing that 22-23 ft maximum. Terrifying.

[@jesusyamatotv3099]

Crocs: "Looks like Japanese is back on the menu, boys!"

[@cheeminthao6535]

THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING

[@randomxm-1875]

@@cheeminthao6535 let me fix that *ThERE FOR EATING*

[@matejspalek7265]

@@cheeminthao6535 what about their legs, they dont need them

[@thegoldengamer9315]

Lmaooo

[@gregorjerman973]

@@matejspalek7265 Truman wants them Alive and Unspoiled.

[@thedungeondelver]

When you're a Japanese soldier and the jungle starts playing " _Unfortunate_ Son".

[@adamscott7354]

Doesn't exist yet

[@scott19087]

Welcome to the rice fields

[@spiceaddict530]

Not the same war nor people, billy

[@adamscott7354]

Sometimes these gags are just too convoluted to indulge, sorry

[@vincentpaulvalmoria2297]

@@scott19087 welcome to the swamps

[@royrenouf4530]

Japan: You can't defeat me. Allies: I know, but THEY can. *Crocodiles emerged from their territories*

[@wideman4498]

Japan: you can’t defeat me. Allies: I know, but HE can. *Oppenheimer intensifies*

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

Crocs: hello there ssssssirsss!!! DIE NOW!!! **massacre begins**

[@Dillon-bl3dz]

Insert death here

[@john_rafael125]

No that's Australian

[@littlenismo]

Amazing historical footage, amazing gruff masculine yet tender movie guy voice you can tell he longs for the touch of another man, and I love that this finally got to the motivation of the crocs that they were doing it for fun. Amazing investigative journalism. You should be on CNN or CNN + even.

[@enyajungle]

Are you okay?

[@Maupaci91]

crocodile diet: Monkeys, birds, Imperial Japanese soldier....

[@lunaticfringe8066]

Crocs: "Here comes the Sushi buffet!"

[@cabbybrocolimania5297]

Underrated

[@shawnofdanaukota3843]

Nice!

[@rockstarbonnie7153]

Crocs: "FREEEEEESH MEAT FELLOWS!"

[@boyscouts83712]

Crocs: slippery slobbery, your now my dinner property

[@Dc20007]

LOLLLLLLLLL

[@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld]

the japanese in WWII: we are an unstoppable army, bound by honor, we would rather die than surrender some crocodile: *_is that your final answer?_*

[@itsnotpaul8548]

Australia knowing they have bio weapons made to kill humans: Well yes but actually no

[@quinnbaygo2112]

Funny you use the the word *FINAL", since those crocodile have been hunted to near extinction.

[@Onlythetruth88]

They did surrender to a much better soldier, the us marine.

[@shamusbermingshire7344]

@@zovrol92211 lol! The smiling face...like! A,haha, are you glad that happened!? Or, do you wanna talk to the Chinese guy sharpening his knife in the corner?

[@Onlythetruth88]

@@zovrol92211 what are you mumbling about.

[@jimsheppard3166]

Thank you for the narration, Martin Sheen. 🙏

[@sgtsmith501]

Allied soldiers discovering the aftermath of the 'battle' and lingering crocodiles: *We weren't expecting special forces*

[@mariuscatalin5982]

nothing was left of them crocodiles eat EVERYTHING

[@rohncarver3585]

@@mariuscatalin5982 license plates included, in this case that'd be dog tags lol

[@justincummings8557]

That’s the point sergeant

[@justincummings8557]

@@mariuscatalin5982 pretty much

[@Stalin_194]

Japanese soldier:*hide in jungle * Crocodile:so you have chosen death

[@langbo9999]

Look fastfood.

[@BernieYoda]

Crocodiles when seeing 900 men walking in their swamps: *a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one*

[@paulweston8408]

Something I just thought of. Due to the long life of the crocodile it's possible that some of the ones that remain could have actually been a part of the massacre of the Japanese soldiers!

[@KemoTherapy69]

Imagine being such a badass predator that you view the top animal as prey.

[@erencan1066]

@@dr.doofenshmirtz3407 huh? where did that come from?

[@SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE]

Plenty of other animals do the same.

[@Silverfirefly1]

The moment you are up to your knees in water and can neither run nor swim, you are no longer the 'top animal' in most parts of the world.

[@SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE]

@@Silverfirefly1 yup

[@licktin1091]

And then later on be hunted to almost extinction

[@CanadianAvian]

Japan: We should consider invading Australia. Crocodile Dundee: *Oi mate, better back off, I'm gonna send me crocodiles in to bugger your biscuit, eh.* Florida Man: I mean, I would send in my crocodiles too, but they only eat *Flamin' Hot Cheetos.* Probably Alabama Man's doing. Canada Man: Wait, you guys have crocodiles?

[@JeffersonHulW]

XD

[@25geagle]

Lol

[@kayagorzan]

Indoid mate

[@cornvirus46]

underrated comment

[@xx-_dominc-_xx5726]

Australians are legendary!

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Imperial Japanese Soldiers: **walk into swamp** Every Ramree Saltwater Crocodile 🐊: _"What are you doing in MY SWAMP?!??"_

[@martinkandell5295]

More like this: I.J.A. troops *enter swamp* Every saltwater croc in Ramree Swamp--"Hey, did ya bring food with you? Oh, you guys ARE the food? Well, then, line up to the buffet, boys, we're eating Asian cuisine!"

[@zsu-23-4shilka2]

Crocs must be huge fans of Shrek.

[@garyreid6165]

I remember listening to this horrific account on a nature program on television when I was little. The show was Last Of The Wild and it was hosted and narrated by actor Lorne Greene. Lorne Greene’s narration of this account was chilling and memorable.

[@atriox7221]

Proud to be Australian, living in a land that shares such great creatures

[@Dingledun]

This case happened in Burma

[@sithuaung5852]

That Island is In Burma

[@gilnahnu]

💀

[@factshistory3193]

🤣🤣🤣

[@overlord2066]

Sad native noises.

[@walnzell9328]

1:23 Aw. He looks so happy.

[@EL_DORADO-db4gl]

Coz he is about to have his Japanese foodz

[@stevengreen9536]

Imperial Japanese Soldier:I am prepared to die for my emperor. Salt water crocodile:Let's test that theory shall we?

[@User2jn]

I would like to know how long the journey was through the swamp and how many times they stopped to rest..... 500 men is a lot. I can imagine the Japanese soldiers huddled up with their bolt actions pointed in every direction as they traverse through the swamp full of paranoia. You spot an alligator in the distance and keep your eye on it when you should have been paying attention to the one next to you

[@silakkalaatikko]

"And here we see the mighty saltwater crocodile, one of the fiercests beasts to roam- wait. It's coming this way. It's coming THIS WAY!" "RUN! RUN FOR YOUR-" (muffled screaming)

[@boyscouts83712]

Crocs: (burbs up an Imperial Japanese soldiers hat) i didn't do that😏

[@konnichiwagerms4071]

@@boyscouts83712 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@SomeGuy1000]

Croc-“he looked at me funny”

[@Matthew70371]

*fiercest

[@superpacocaalado7215]

When your lunch tates like rice, sushi, sake and malaria.

[@halamadruuid2380]

@Boba fett don't forget that the Japanese are not the Chinese

[@kstreet7438]

@@halamadruuid2380 did you know china and japan separated by body of water?

[@donniecapobianco8794]

Tasty, tasty malaria!

[@halamadruuid2380]

@@kstreet7438 And?

[@poggersbutthole8444]

@@kstreet7438 And?

[@Lucv.2]

People from Florida: amateurs

[@shrektasticgaming3544]

Not really salt water crocodiles are way bigger than the ones in Florida and the ones in Florida aren’t even crocodiles they are alligators

[@Lucv.2]

@@shrektasticgaming3544 you must be fun at parties

[@shrektasticgaming3544]

I am actually fun at party’s 😂 ;(

[@shrektasticgaming3544]

Dang it I ment ;)

[@shrektasticgaming3544]

I just like reptiles

[@joaquintorres870]

Soldiers: Where are the enemies? Crocodiles: Right behind you

[@hisdudeness8328]

"So 900 men went into the mangrove swamp, 500 stumbled out. The crocs took the rest, February 17th, 1945. I'll never go on another swamp tour again..." - Grizzled Japanese WW2 Vet somewhere

[@vincentoinkernen8543]

Sadly a big croc got him soon after he told that story. But his buddy got the croc by detonating an air tank.

[@theterminator7365]

Honestly, I’d rather be tortured by soldiers than be faced with one of those things 😬 🐊

[@arcamean785]

I mean considering how they treated PoW's, I'm pretty sure they would of gladly fed prisoners to the crocs if they had them nearby. :p

[@AspieBaka]

good choice bro

[@almaz.8802]

I'd rather have none

[@rc59191]

CNN: local crocodiles keep Japanese Soldiers safe inside their stomachs.

[@thenumbah1birdman]

Bloody but mostly peaceful crocodile attack on ramree island

[@josephstalin133]

Crocodiles peacefully swallowed

[@davidperrier6149]

Crocodiles say the Japanese tried eating them first

[@jacksonreese17]

“Experts” say the soldiers are enjoying their temporary stay inside the animal

[@Slipmahoney21]

Awesome! So true ... propaganda CNN!

[@LeoTheYuty]

That gave me the chills. Just imagining that is so terrifying.

[@LeoTheYuty]

@communists are gross Huh, alright.

[@mrmickey891]

@communists are gross it was real?

[@hiimryan2388]

Croc: hey guys dont worry I've heard from my cousins in the savanna that these are a herd of migrating wildebeest Croc2: huh sound fair

[@iwantsexseemyvideo1512]

Egg ok

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

@Comrade Ryan Other Croc - "What's a Wildebeest?"

[@hiimryan2388]

@@ianmacfarlane1241 Croc4: aparently 2 legged fish with a stick fetish

[@johntorreto4485]

Kinda Ironic that the Imperial Japanese Army fell victim to ambushes and hit and -run- snack attacks

[@rampart1918]

You could say they were blitzcroced

[@bjornthefellhanded5655]

Theres probably still some Artifacts from when those Japanese Soldiers moved through that Swamp all those years ago......probably still some Rifles,Machine Guns,Bayonets,Grenades,Canteens, and other Metallic Objects

[@diashiblade2843]

u going to go get some of them

[@brandon6281]

@@diashiblade2843 nope

[@russiasvechenaya58]

Skulls and bones too no doubt

[@bjornthefellhanded5655]

@Wilson interesting, thanks for sharing that

[@fipsog3555]

Its not worth it man think of the crocs 😂 Also the Water in the mangroves is brackish Water so it is Not pure fresh Water and contains Salt because its so near by the Ocean. Pretty sure this stuff is so heavily f!!!!! up by Rust that you cant fix it anymore

[@atrholiday2889]

It feels like this was the inspiration for the long-grass scene with the velociraptors in Jurassic Park: The Lost World

[@jdauph039]

Nobody: this crocodile: gimme ur helmet im not a soldier without my helmet

[@KaBoBoHan]

Me: give them a bucket

[@squidwardcommunitycollege173]

Me: give them remains of a human skull

[@iwantsexseemyvideo5157]

გივი

[@cannoneer6680]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х STFU

[@iwantsexseemyvideo6868]

High

[@azrael1525]

[News Article] *Australian special forces strike fear into Japanese soldiers.* “Crocodile epic”-Sun Tzu, Art Of War

[@mulluckmanuel3075]

😂😂

[@layveevermillion6566]

Sharks on the Pacific: Hey I've tasted American meat! Crocs on Ramree Island: Hey I've tasted Japanese meat!

[@Assassino275]

Haha

[@Joseph-to4vj]

Crocs in Australia: Steve Irwin? Finally a strong opponent, our battle will be legendary!

[@99mrpogi]

@@Joseph-to4vj stingray: am I a joke to you?

[@residentelect]

@@99mrpogi Oof! Too soon Kirk... Too Soon... Q: Why did the Australians stop selling Steve Irwin brand Sunscreen...? A: _Because_ _it_ _was_ _unable_ _to_ _block_ _harmful_ _rays_ ...

[@janabrielwickvonackermann3513]

Hahahahaha....