The Soldier who fought in 3 Armies

[@baandroidarg2006]

When the campaign is too short and you still buying DLCs

[@Marco-sq2cy]

What ?

[@crispyengineer7521]

The campaign=Fighting for the Finns Dlc 1=fighting in the Deutsche army Dlc 2=fighting in the American army

[@maybewellok]

Got arrested several times : Your mom doesn't want to buy a dlc

[@BoSinnfan54]

@@crispyengineer7521 DLC 3= Prison DLC

[@keycrafter7471]

Gotta say best dlc they made a lot of character models than I thought for a dlc now this is a Nintendo dlc worthy level

[@phantomwraith1984]

He isn't dead. He's in a cryogenic pod in Area 51 that reads "In case of Russian invasion, break glass."

[@zach7372]

Along with Carlos Hathcock and Roy Benevidez

[@alaskaball188]

You just took this from the sabaton video didint you?

[@asheur9488]

Ha ha... Take my like

[@lord_hemp]

Lmfao

[@orangeboi3387]

we dont need to break the glass, he can feel the russians and break the glass himself

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

Lauri: *changes teams three times* Italians during 2 World Wars: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

[@beastshado7216]

🤣🤣🤣 best comment ever

[@gianca60]

I'm italian and I'm laughing anyway.

[@peterperalta5858]

bruh 😂😂😂

[@DamienDarksideBlog]

I feel like he had only one side "NOT RUSSIAN"

[@GoodFebruarian]

Ve~

[@GriziDaWiz]

“So what side are you on?” “Uhhhh, the one against the communists.” “Which one?” “Well, all of them?”

[@ouwi7057]

"Which one?" "Yes"

[@ashmaandaniyalazahar3023]

y.e.s

[@reinatr4848]

"Juu" "Ja" "Yes"

[@angelusvastator1297]

Damn he's based.

[@MahBOON99]

Underrated

[@joshhyman894]

Had no PTSD because he was the traumatic event

[@teacuppy6610]

:D :D :D oh man, good one

[@CloroxBleach-mm1xy]

Fear from it, run from it.

[@jamesmortimer4016]

Traumas can come in many forms. One of them can be a desire to shed more blood

[@GRNbull98]

I don't know anything this joke never gets old lmfao

[@No-xw7mo]

I don't know anything He was the ptsd

[@darrenchang2907]

This is a soldier who won every battle but lost every war. But still a remarkable military man! Admire him!

[@daveno8432]

Admire a man who was a SS officer? ...........................................

[@SuburbanBand1t]

@@daveno8432 He probably wasn't a racist though. It also did state in the video that he did not know much about the political side of the second world war.

[@WhosTheDumbNow]

@@daveno8432 He just wanted to fight Russians. He had been in war since his birth.

[@MidWitPride]

@@daveno8432 Yes?

[@j.h2968]

@@daveno8432 he cut off his ss tattoo

[@alecmueller3299]

1991 arrives, USSR collapses Larry in hiding, not really dead. "Finally, I can rest..."

[@tuannguyenvan-gv8ms]

vietnam bro ,

[@AmericanCaesarian]

You mean from inside the gulag

[@kaijudude_]

@@bv5998 Ironically Vietnam is now a US ally against China which is still "communist" in name only of course.

[@TheTeknus]

Vietnam and US now has the same threat, China

[@anotherguy3554]

there's north korea

[@fuzzyapplepie6940]

When you're trying all the factions side quests in one playthrough.

[@luigimrlgaming9484]

Except the one you hate

[@agente7202]

Yes the comintern one

[@shwah8299]

@@luigimrlgaming9484 Which wasn't the Nazis. Hmmmm. Almost as if this guy was just a violent racist monster.

[@luigimrlgaming9484]

@@shwah8299 I’m 82% certain any normal Waffen SS would’ve gotten themselves killed by trying to fight the soviets The only reason he went there was to fight commie

[@ecksdee6376]

@@shwah8299 Except that he's not what you think, he joined the Nazis just to fight the red army, nothing else.

[@53gaDr34mc4st]

If he didn't die in the Vietnam War I bet you he would have made his way to Afghanistan in the 1980s to get his round 3 against the Soviet Army.

[@johnvictorengland7703]

Larry switching teams one last time and joining Al Quaida to fight the reds.

[@Anonymous-jo2no]

I would hook my phone to a microwave if it meant being able to move to a world line where that had actually happened...

[@53gaDr34mc4st]

@@johnvictorengland7703 **Mujahadeen but yeah

[@53gaDr34mc4st]

Also I must correct myself. If he fought in Afghanistan in the 80s, it'd be his Round 4 against the Soviets. Round 1 is the Winter War Round 2 is the Continuation War Round 3 is the Defense of Berlin

[@michelveilleux1275]

A badass to death, and not dissalusioned by politics. Love this guy.

[@amben6619]

Communist : *exists* Törni : *Your free trial of being alive has ended*

[@elitemation]

*I will not let your dad reach tour house*

[@captainbadassitude1845]

Fucking brilliant.

[@amildlydisappointingsalad6058]

Wow comment stealer

[@Arnosx23]

@@amildlydisappointingsalad6058 Oh my god shut up. I'm sure that this poor fella had no idea that someone did it first. This is a viral video. There are already 5.5K comments down here. It's absolutely not surprising that two people wrote down the same meme without seeing each others. And you know what? I'm sure that there are some more people here who have already done it. Dozens and dozens. You don't see them. They don't see us. And tonight, tomorrow and a week after. One or two guys will do the same joke thinking also that they are unique and original.

[@amildlydisappointingsalad6058]

@@Arnosx23 you do realize that it's the exact same spaces AND the bold as the other one right? And the same exact meme one day later is mostly likely stolen. Not trying to push this guy down, but im just saying

[@walnzell9328]

Soldier: **Doesn't speak Finnish** Lauri: Hippity Hoppity. My fist will do properly.

[@someguyontheinternet5944]

Lauri Törni approves of this message

[@r3dst0rm308]

SUOMI PERKELE!

[@matskugo]

Just näi

[@mikkovaltonen3564]

Same thing for French in the Foreign Legion :D

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

Lmao

[@squeaky206]

Imagine surviving 2 separate conflicts, getting pardoned after escape attempts, fighting in 3 armies and then die because the manafacturer was too lazy to fix a helicopter.

[@lordbluebaron2270]

That’s what I was thinking. Fought in 3 wars but does because the pilot was an idiot

[@DeBattousai]

@James lack of detail information back then unlike now we can access it easily. Only the Fin president figure it out i guess

[@raindoll9877]

@James They later did, when the situation cleared the president pardoned him and to this day he's considered a hero.

[@captainprice3398]

Bro got spawn killed at the start off his match

[@gamingmayhem3088]

Game: Chose Finland, Germany or America. Lauri: *yes*

[@bieloruskii]

60's USSR ahahah

[@GoodVibes-xq4yi]

Anything to kill commies

[@Gelato41_]

He used switch team feature

[@vilhovaris9153]

Where is SOVIET UNION

[@nevermindus9352]

All of the above

[@Mercnix101]

Soldiers went AWOL to get home. This dude went AWOL to get to the frontline.

[@vivitsa6215]

Reverse psychology! Dun dun dun.

[@tahunkwai5979]

frontlines were his home

[@pupupullava435]

Uno reverse card

[@BukitMan]

This dude was the ultimate warrior.

[@iwantcrawfish6110]

A lot of brave people did that. They want to be there for there brothers in arms

[@giulioaprati338]

Communist exists Lauri Törni: "wait that's illegal".

[@fallout1953]

Germany: *declares war on The Soviet Union* Lauri Törni: "Now this looks like a job for me"

[@1stdaybreaker707]

Oppinion/Theory: He wanted to strike against the agressive and uncaring dictatorship that had occupied his home, but in reality he was probably just slaughtering the innocent pawns of what he hated.

[@ipetube8330]

Soviets attack finlann Lauri Törni:hipoty hoppoty get of my proberdy

[@marcusfigved7593]

@@ipetube8330 hipity hoppety I won't abolish property.

[@riograndedosulball248]

Lauri: get's an Army to fight for: -It's free real state

[@lordshaxx4693]

Imagine being a drill instructor and you have a recruit that went through Finnish basic training, German officer training, and German guerilla training.

[@SithLordGaming-vn6ri]

Joseph Stalin checked under his bed every night for this man.

[@heezay3678]

This comment made my day

[@HaojanRoC94DE]

Angel Comrade stfu commie, who let you use the Internet?

[@jasondavis808]

And his closet for Simo Häyhä.

[@xpickpoke2266]

And the other sniper dude

[@datmo0se992]

And out his window for Simo Hähyä

[@brasilball353]

Italy: *Switches sides* Lauri Törni: How cute...

[@xirb-4007]

BrasilBall Italy did so in ww1. They were frst

[@marcello7781]

@@xirb-4007 I don't recall Italy switching sides in WW2. More like being divided due to the Allied invasion and in the end getting rid of Mussolini.

[@BigBossXCV]

@@xirb-4007 Italy didn't switch side in WW1. The alliance was a DEFENSIVE one. Germany and Austria started the war without even tell that to Italy

[@annemadison7258]

@@BigBossXCV You are right, I know this because my great grandfather and great great uncle served in the Austrian army and fought against the Italians.

[@practioneroflain1175]

@@BigBossXCV they were allied with the germans…

[@Pretani_Chieftain]

COMMIES: exist Larry Thorne: *cowabonga it is*

[@Vandarte_translator]

Your pfp makes your comment better.

[@Pretani_Chieftain]

@@Vandarte_translator thanks man

[@taikajorma7276]

Lauri Törni* Cant u spell

[@mrwehraboo5478]

@@Pretani_Chieftain man your pfp fits and when i look at your comment i imagine lauri törni doing that face

[@jaakko222]

Lauri Törni*

[@mrdrift2307]

Interviewer: "So do you have any preivous work experience?" Lauri torni: *yes*

[@tuuresarolahti6247]

Killing communists in the soviet union Killing communists in germany Killing communists in vietnam

[@thenexus8384]

Lauri: *pulls out a bibles worth of papers about his previous work experience*

[@chris52000]

He lived by the motto “better dead than red!”

[@bayern1445]

@Prussian Eagle oi oi oi

[@ds4611]

Red army wasn’t communist, it’s like saying the Wehrmacht were Nazis, both of the militaries were manipulated by their ideal state of government.

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@ds4611 you again

[@headheretic1580]

The physical manifestation of "better dead than red"

[@JohanKylander]

It wasn't real [place ideology here]

[@vladimirlenin9120]

An army: **Exists** Lauri Törni: *”It’s free real estate”*

[@chadgillotti6687]

Lol

[@templar8811]

Torni:sees communism* Torni:”hehe yeah boah”

[@n0clip_928]

i love when people make memes about these videos like this

[@konstantin3374]

Communism: *Exists* Lauri Törni: *RIP AND TEAR*

[@BIGBLOCK5022006]

@@konstantin3374 Until it's done.

[@robertduguay8955]

From a comment on Sabaton’s soldier of three armies: Larry Thorne didn’t die. The CIA has him cryogenically frozen with the following instructions: “In case of Communism; Break Glass and Give Weapon.”

[@ninaakari5181]

@TomiSlav well eu didn't stole his home and property so no he wouldn't hate it

[@jxsilicon9]

@TomiSlav Fascism like US.

[@kotgmarshal]

@@jxsilicon9 how so is the United States facist? You do know what facism is right?

[@BlandSpagetti]

😁😄😆😂🤣

[@kotgmarshal]

@@BlandSpagetti please explain the joke, I do not understand. It seems as if I dserve to be on r/wooosh

[@Bromar_Tillo]

Ronald Reagan: no man hates the commies more than me Larry Thorn: excuse me

[@ukko9552]

Lauri Törni

[@sgtwawe8180]

Simo häyhä

[@thekidgregor1595]

@@sgtwawe8180 Häyhä

[@wh4193]

333 likes, 3 comments, 3 months ago.

[@pieterwillembotha6719]

hold my salmiakki

[@chodeoriki4113]

How many wars did you serve? Lauri: yes

[@JamMaster984]

All of them

[@Im_da_earth]

2

[@rooperoito1590]

@@Im_da_earth 3 winterwar, ww2 and vietnam war

[@9264tri]

Y E S | | | 1 2 3

[@KrefOner]

Gimme some war stories Lauri: Which war

[@unfunnyhumor1573]

*You are now dressed as a member of the NCR* *You are now dressed as a member of Cesar’s Legion* *You are now dressed as a member of the BOS*

[@masamoonx]

😂🤣 OMG I'm dying, this should be top comment!! Where the fall out fans!?!!

[@SenArmstrongenjoyer]

Liberty prime in human form

[@LinkCanBackflipYAY]

Doesnt make sense, NCR and Legion were enemies, BoS and NCR were Enemies

[@asianlifter]

ex caflownay Fallout*

[@DarDarBinks1986]

For me, it's a bit of cycling between NCR and Legion disguises between finishing Lonesome Road and going to the Lucky 38. Sometimes even after that. I like to string them both along and then throw them AND House under the bus. Install Yes Man, go independent.

[@desklamp6708]

“I’ll join over a THOUSAND armies until I see the Soviets die!”

[@flavius8278]

Agreed! Better death than red! 👍🏻

[@Zarafin]

@James T. Elliott By red he means commie.

[@lachlanpike5469]

Were those his words

[@jasonjohnson6938]

I read that in Mr waternoose's voice lol

[@Taltsi]

Fun fact, finnish president Mauno Koivisto served in detachment Törni

[@TheMAXIFOD]

that's why he pardoned him?

[@marcusaurelius3487]

@@TheMAXIFOD Yeah

[@tf2664]

Taltsi wauw

[@philthethotdestroyer4194]

how is that a fun fact?

[@bananaguard]

biolumina X no check it yourself

[@hey9433]

*would you like to switch teams?* yes _yes_ *YES.*

[@stefanparasca7310]

LOL 🤣

[@jerseymikes3800]

Except he really didn’t at all

[@TheRomanRuler]

Well not really, he always fought against commies. But when someone took a break from the fight he joined those who still kept fighting.

[@cianbarry9207]

*Would you like to join the soviet team* No No *NO*

[@RoboPutinPresidentinCE]

More like would you like to fight against Bolshevism

[@JJuhu]

He would literally rather be dead than red

[@suomilaava371]

" Death is a perfectly valid and considerable alternative to communism "

[@sgttootypants5238]

@Marshall D. Dierte Socialism doesn't take your rights away

[@mircea_ciobanu]

Marshall D. Dierte You do realise that Communism is an economical system right? The rights taken away from people in the USSR was because Stalin was absolutely crazy and power hungry. He did everything to keep his power, completely ignoring the actual communist system and using “Communism” as an excuse for that. What you hate is Stalinism, not communism. Communism doesn’t take rights away, crazy dictators do.

[@mircea_ciobanu]

Cheedy Really good point, I just don’t really like people blindly preaching how demonic communism is when they don’t actually know what communism is.

[@mircea_ciobanu]

Cheedy Great to know you can still have reasonable discussions on the internet! 👍

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Swedish speaking Fin: “What are You saying?” Törni: *FALCON, PUUU-*

[@randomplayer4645]

Uhh

[@AlreadyTakenTag]

He speaks fists

[@cuijatv7596]

Simo Häyhä and Lauri Törni must be having a beer together rigth now

[@stormraider5400]

For this type of reasons I hope heaven is open for the brave ones

[@stormraider5400]

@Donald Trump All hail Donald Trump, may you be reelected.

[@homersimpson6585]

Storm Raider Homer Simpson 2020 For a better America

[@hatejethro1164]

Valhalla exists

[@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913]

@Donald Trump bruh I litterally despise you even more than usual rn. You mustve paid way too much money for the amount of freaking ads im seeing.

[@zane5941]

Imagine attempting to break out of prison so many times that a country's president pardons you even for treason.

[@xamnition]

Actually it was because in the people's and presidents eyes Törni and others who fought against the soviets were heroes and trials for treason were ONLY to please the Soviets! Nobody thought of legends like Törni as traitors!

[@alexg4711]

Treason is a joke in this chase tho. He was a finnish war hero.

[@equarg]

Zane Kenney The Wardens probably all wrote a letter requesting this knowing they could not hold this guy!

[@randomplayer4645]

I helped my German squad stay alive when I negotiated with the Colonel of the US Army for our lives and our families, we were known as ToWs or Traitors of War, haven't heard of them? That's because none of the US Army wanted the world to know.

[@Vonir-Slater]

@@randomplayer4645 Ok buddy

[@211pirate6]

The one guy who probably wanted the trees to start speaking Vietnamese. This dude is literally rambo

[@TheAttacker732]

"The trees are speaking Vietnamese? I just walked through and they were dead silent."

[@djfoof3518]

Meanwhile in Vietnam Trees:*Hold the line against Americans* Lauri:*Breaths near trees* Trees:*Die*

[@owencarter1057]

I was your 200th like.

[@211pirate6]

Owen Carter lol thanks

[@hhussy]

Honestly the Rambo story was probably inspire by this guys life. Seeing how he got to America as a hardened veteran doing carpentry, then ending up in Vietnam as a special forces soldier.

[@johnxina7797]

I love how they just briefly go over the fact that this guy went to sweden and somehow ended up in venezuela

[@rickrandom6734]

He became sailor.

[@mr.outlaw231]

If the internet existed back then, Lauri Törni would have been a Chuck Norris meme before Chuck Norris memes existed.

[@N000BiZ]

Actually, he is Chuck Norris!

[@historyonyoutube4007]

In other words he was chuck Norris before chuck Norris was cool

[@JGlennFL]

He was actually played by John Wayne, the Chuck Norris of his day.

[@boberson33]

Wow a Chuck Norris joke in 2019 how original

[@wiyao8164]

Did you know the year that chuck Norris was born Germany surrendered

[@benjamindanielsen5204]

We've all heard of people being one man armies, but in his case, could we technically call him a three man army?

[@winstonfeltner5577]

One man triple army.

[@Lappu1984]

Benjamin Danielsen listen the Song Soldier of three armies - from Sabaton

[@rayconifer3151]

*7 nation army cues in background*

[@SpaghettiManGuy]

Three army man

[@thomashambly3718]

Three army man

[@warpoet90]

Why is there not a movie about this guy? Hollywood needs to get it together..

[@doktorhund6926]

Because he faught for germany and against comunism.

[@kosmas173]

Because he fought for Germany in WWII.

[@williampoole1742]

Because he's straight and white

[@lucaswilson2520]

William Poole oh stfu

[@9264tri]

Because Hollywood can’t make 3 movies

[@NPC13377]

If Lauri was alive today he'd be fighting the CCP by himself

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

Fukking side with the Taiwanese Either that or if he could time travel, side with Japan. But...

[@brrrrrtenjoyer]

@@shanedoesyoutube8001 Not Japan. Japan wasn't fighting the CCP during the Sino Japanese war. They were fighting Nationalist China.

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@brrrrrtenjoyer I thought both the CCP and KMT united against Japan

[@brrrrrtenjoyer]

@@shanedoesyoutube8001 True but the reason the CCP won the Civil war was cause the Nationalists took the entire weight of the Japanese Army. The CCP didn't do much. If he joined the Nationalists, he'd probably fight only the Communists during the Civil War

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@brrrrrtenjoyer wha...

[@RiffLOckz]

Everyone's gangster until the snow, grass and palmtrees start speaking Finnish, German and English.

[@walter3934]

underrated comment

[@butchmonster8031]

And punches

[@crusty_cookie3099]

Replace the palmtrees with sky start speaking finnish german and english

[@tirpitzyt3088]

Soviet*, he fought in the fins army not the soviet's

[@alnu8355]

It is said, his brain was secretly transferred to Liberty Prime.

[@stephenealferez5226]

This man have a lot of stories to tell Can anyone revive him?

[@yaboiasscassin9938]

Rez plz

[@q-tip4723]

If I could bring back any war hero, it would be him.

[@jaeheealbertchoi4920]

Is it just me or this sunglass guy keep appearing in youtube? Is it some kind of conspiracy going on with the profile pics?

[@jaeheealbertchoi4920]

@0L5 jusy jeard about the oh yeah yeah phenomenon.

[@duelelmies3662]

I would visit his grave

[@brodied.6230]

Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history Lauri Törni: *Exists*

[@yiffmaster3587]

Existed*

[@GoodVibes-xq4yi]

As soon as everyone turned to dust, Larry reappears and kills Thanos

[@AldoHExse]

Chingus Nipple Well his name still prevails

[@Miaw907]

im about to ruin this mans whole career

[@oswaldmosley4315]

This takes better dead than red to a whole new meaning

[@xx_insert_cool_username_he6876]

Yeah

[@kentuckyreenactor9132]

4:00 “Conveying orders through gestures shouting and punching” Finnish sign language Edit: 895 likes Jesus, I must have said something right.

[@overthebar]

NONNIN KUSIPPA SUUTO JO *SCREAMS AND PUNCHES THE GROUND*

[@vadoksam9235]

ooga booga

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

Und this is how we say good-bye in Germany, Doctor Jones. * THUMP! *

[@memegaminghd7561]

VITTU

[@Justin-np9yj]

It's heart breaking he died in a crash. I wonder if there was something more to this story🤔

[@igneuswolf363]

Started out as a reserve, Soon promoted well deserved And the legend has begun With a bounty on his head, The Red Army wants him dead Soviet enemy number one Cross of Mannerheim! Addicted to the war game Never ending flame Victory reclaimed Oh, we remember, We remember, we remember! Shout! Lauri Törni’s name, A soldier of 3 armies knows the game Deeds that echo from the past Rise! from beyond your grave, Son of Finland and a green beret May you rest in peace at last Lauri Allan Törni Crossed the water a new start, War still beating in his heart A new legend has been born Started out as a reserve Soon promoted well deserved Changed his name to Larry Thorne From the Finnish lakes Into Germany and USA All the wars he came across Cross of Mannerheim, an Iron Cross, A Bronze Star, Purple Heart One Distinguished Flying Cross

[@foughtstatue1023]

Dumm Dovajiit Good boy

[@prouddegenerates9056]

Shout, Lauri Törni's name A soldier of three armies knows the game Keeps their echo from the past Rise from beyond your grave Son of Finland and the Green Beret May you rest in peace at last Lauri Allan Törni

[@rkmurphy5648]

Disappointed that this isnt top comment.

[@commanderwilliam3693]

Why tf isnt this pinned

[@mikhail_tal1866]

SABATON

[@vodkainglassofstalinium1221]

When you hate Stalin so much and fight in every country against him

[@Yellow.1844]

I dont like that

[@taikajorma7276]

He just hated communism xD

[@heiljandal1329]

Thats what everybody should have done!

[@monarchist1633]

He hated commies

[@Wartian]

Lol

[@mr_lonelyboy2001]

This man takes "Better dead than red" into whole new level

[@zayedbiniqbal2797]

ভাই, আপনি তো কঠিন লেভেলের এন্টি কমিউনিস্ট।

[@RandomFurry07]

​@@zayedbiniqbal2797yeah that's the fucking point

[@thekalamazookid4481]

​@@zayedbiniqbal2797look what it's accomplished lol death and destruction. Those of us with families naturally hate communism and anyone who calls themselves communist. They are enemies of humanity.

[@michaelhowe8674]

Imagine being a drill SGT training a man that has fought 2 wars while you were still in diapers.

[@thorinth3079]

Drill Sgt: hey this guy seems to be going through the courses like a breeze. Other Drill Sgt: how? these courses are meant to break a man! Thorne: hey, at least it aint as easy as the finnish army or the Waffen SS training. Drill Sgt: the what? Thorne: nothing, I just really hate the Commies

[@midmichiganrr24gp9]

@@thorinth3079 ss training was extremely brutal. Think of it as spec ops training. In fact the french foreign legion used many former SS in the french indo china war against the viet cong as they were the most effective against guerrillas

[@thorinth3079]

@@midmichiganrr24gp9 Just a joke bro...I wasn't being serious.

[@stevenardian1485]

@@midmichiganrr24gp9 Im sorry but what kind of Waffen - SS theirs a lot of them ?

[@jonathansteel3324]

3 wars actually

[@trycoldman2358]

Finnish Team *> Change Team* Waffen-SS Team *> Change Team* US. Special Forces Team

[@crives1525]

trycoldman23 hey trycold

[@WhoThisMonkey]

I see you everywhere bro, is that a Russian gasmask?

[@specificocean7992]

WTF DUDE YOU AGAIN!!!

[@malaya1950]

You

[@IAmTheStig32]

"Every time I fight communists, we lose. I'm starting to think I'm jinxed or something. ... Say, is it normal for helicopter to be making that noise?"

[@justal5770]

Trained within 3 armies In 2 generations To fight 1 enemy He made war his mistress He made death his life May the hound of war rest in peace

[@pizzatime4700]

Pizza

[@LegendaryMercDC]

And made communists is punching bag

[@simosetkic3283]

Need to make movie about him or show 3 seasons

[@princereyes2094]

911 likes... I ain't messing it up.

[@Jazzman-bj9fq]

@@simosetkic3283 Yeah, this dude is way more badass than Rambo, cuz he was REAL!!

[@davider5596]

Imagine fighting in three armies and losing the war every time... Man, life was harsh to him...

[@EthanNev]

I mean other then prison and the helicopter crash that killed him the military looked after him

[@ThePresident77]

Compared the all the dead bolsheviks during the war, I'm sure he was better off than them even if having lost.

[@brianstabile165]

Us pulled out of nam not lost

[@saullover]

@@brianstabile165 ah yes sir the US never loses

[@victortakflakt]

@@brianstabile165 they lost buddy

[@FBI-xk4vf]

USSR: I fear no man... *picture of thorne appears* USSR:but that thing, it scares me

[@vladimirlenin9120]

The USSR won though

[@jurielynsolano92]

@@vladimirlenin9120 they may won but he killed most of em

[@Divran22]

USSR: I fear no man... *Picture of Thörni and Häyhä* USSR: but that thing, it scares me.

[@brolutiongaming3983]

Comrade Justin Y. I think you’re forgetting the year 1989-

[@AGMTileAndFlooring]

That's no man, that's a freak of nature

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

When you can’t decide which army to join

[@Coolsomeone234]

And is too good for all of them

[@americanpanzer4163]

When you keep switching sides

[@topiluukkonen7612]

Just join all of them

[@alpharius7630]

Torrini be like: "I think i will join finland" Later "Nah,im joining germany now" Later... "War is over,im joining american forces now"

[@kamikaze4172]

When a new round starts but it's against communist countries*

[@Maekiii]

He is the only SS soldier buried in Arlington.

[@walterbell1529]

Maekiii is he now?

[@MyUnoriginalUsername]

@@walterbell1529 yes

[@5roundsrapid263]

He was so desperate to kill Reds he escaped to Alabama! That’s determination! *ducks* (I’m Southern, so I can make that joke.)

[@PostalPatriot556]

5Rounds Rapid anyone can make any joke, grow a pair 😂

[@naffal1538]

Oof

[@nexivation]

Bro, forget WWII, this guy was fighting his own war.

[@Calamity556]

"Whose side are you on?!" Larry Thorne: "Yes."

[@DarkSpyro707]

"Whose side are you on?" Lauri Törni: The one thats killing commies.

[@DarkSpyro707]

@Illegális virágkereskedő commies dont laugh, not enough of it to go around.

[@luigimrlgaming9484]

“Whose side are you on Thorne: The one that’s not communist

[@IsraelCountryCube]

Red blue yellow and green ITS RED VS BLUE ALL OVER AGAIN!

[@FrozenPanzer]

Non-communist side

[@brandon1341]

3:32 “OOF” - Red Army soldier Winter war, 1939, Colorized

[@q-tip4723]

The actually used the roblox oof. XD

[@wilhelmdueffer]

Uffda

[@Anex952]

Rip Pvt Roblox

[@Simplehistory]

What was your favorite army service / part of Lauri Törni's story? (🇫🇮Finland-🇩🇪Germany-🇺🇸USA)

[@Jack-vt1yv]

What army would you choose to serve and why?

[@Lappu1984]

LGBT 1234 on that time or now?

[@petee090]

FINLAND SUOMI PERKELE

[@ahistoryfanatic5683]

USA

[@andrewbert5402]

LGBT 1234 no

[@Teuton89]

Small fun fact: in hungarian, "törni" is a verb, which means: "to break". Fitting.

[@tovarishchsimonov289]

From national war hero to a criminal getting arrested by ur own country's police. Remarkable.

[@TheMaximus359]

government didn't have much of a choice tho. Russkies sort of forced that

[@mistrkill]

A lot of people were arrested like that, and most of the arrests were forced by the soviets

[@engineergaming5989]

Betrayed by his own country when he tried to help it

[@molexi6537]

You have to take in to account that Finland was at war with Germany when Lauri joined them

[@dogepl4261]

Fucking soviets did that to Polish heroes too.

[@CS4EVER98]

When Lauri was a kid there were only three sports that matter. Football, basketball and killing communists.

[@wastefellow2569]

Ludi Milojko, um… hockey?

[@commoguru]

M. Woller Dude you're so salty about this dude it's actually pretty funny.

[@michaelt3172]

M. Woller exactly what the commies did just less discriminately

[@Sporkmaker5150]

Actually skiing, reindeer wrestling, and killing communists.

[@its_walter7768]

Your profile picture made it a crap ton better!

[@annihilator517thegod5]

SHOUT Laurie Torni's name, A soldier of three armies knows the game, he's their echo from the past RISE, from beyond your grave Son of Finland and the Green Beret May you rest in peace at last Laurie Alan Tornie

[@isaacmarrufo8935]

Been waiting to see this comment

[@antontaao69]

thank god i thought no one would comment that

[@fecking_weirdo]

Lauri Törni*

[@MaynardCrow]

Aw, a fellow man of culture.

[@sarpbakrsoy8125]

Started out as a reserve Soon promoted when deserved Changed his name to Larry Thorne

[@NahVesX]

This man was so talented every army he went into he became an Officer...

[@castsmith6783]

therapist: the 3 soldier armies is not real you gotta calm down thorni: *EXIST*

[@gammauno]

Therapist: Roof Koreans don’t exist calm down Roof Koreans: *EXIST*

[@gammauno]

Average Gamer 1.0 what roof koreans

[@taikajorma7276]

Törni*

[@taikajorma7276]

I dont get its not that hard xD

[@svency8896]

Törni dumbass

[@antebabeli1411]

Today is his 100th birthday. We salute the man who fought for 3 very different nations against 1 enemy and who could only stopped by a mountain.

[@Miaw907]

commies

[@alexanderlobachev9136]

and who was always a looser

[@dp_upperscore8119]

@@alexanderlobachev9136 wdym he carried his teammates.He would win most of his battles but not the war.

[@jangel6099]

@@alexanderlobachev9136 angry russian fanboi spotted

[@danelisslow3269]

I mean he was on Germany's side, so not really that good.

[@mrwilson217]

He just wanted to complete the factions quests first.

[@QuestionableAdviser_]

from which game? New Vegas?

[@DetectiveDerpy]

@@QuestionableAdviser_ patrolling the Mojave

[@lukalaa1764]

@@DetectiveDerpy MaKeS mE wIsH fOr A nUcLeAr WiNtEr

[@pennzilla57]

Lol

[@randomviewer7916]

Srsly tho, that's how it gotta be sometimes

[@tund7035]

Imagine being a recruit with him and seeing him becomes a Captain in 3 years

[@bruhnisher5454]

Damn, is this the real life Rambo series?

[@snoobeedoobee]

Well Rambo is already based off of a real life dude so I guess he's like the Finnish-German-American Rambo

[@tom4tpuree]

Mr. Neverdie finish Rambo to be exact

[@fallout1953]

*Lauri Törni joined the game* *Lauri Törni joined the finnish forces* *Lauri Törni changed teams to the german forces* *Red army left the game* *Lauri Törni changed his name to Larry Thorne* *Larry Thorne joined the U.S. forces* *Viet cong left the game* *NVA left the game* *Larry Thorne - mistakes were made 💀*

[@nazuki5133]

Amazing

[@nikitade-martini6377]

But yet his team always lost

[@tuanlenguyen7686]

He may carry bur yet the team always lost 🤣

[@liquifiediceinabottle8062]

@Nikita Demartini Well, Finland didn’t loose. It was a defensive victory. Germany however, lost. Vietnam was a political lose.

[@JohnJohn-pe5kr]

Shouldn’t it have been Germany has left the game? Instead of Red Army has left the game

[@randomboi8577]

He change from finnish to germany to american Just to kill USSR That some revenge

[@sampark8422]

He hated Ruskies

[@Marcusjnmc]

@@sampark8422 he would, they took his home

[@maxfrankow1238]

The Fins do NOT like Russians lol.

[@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913]

@@maxfrankow1238 imagine what would happen if yhe Russian government decided to say that estonia or something loved them..... I wouldn't be surprised after they recently literally denied the existence of the Molotov ribbentrov pact. The baltic and finnish people would go sicko mode.

[@Shaw4123]

Luckily nobody gave him a plane

[@afnanmehmood3827]

This man deserves a movie.

[@linkieloos]

The most anti-communist soldier to have EVER lived.

[@ds4611]

JediKnightwing Red army wasn’t communist, it’s like saying the Wehrmacht were Nazis, both of the militaries were manipulated by their ideal state of government.

[@KiloMafia9]

D . S false lol the Red Army were originally a volunteer group for people who supported communism and wanted to establish a communist government. And either way, they are ordered to represent and fight under a communist government. So who is and who isn’t a communist is irrelevant to this guy’s original comment

[@preussen4983]

*PINOCHET WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@ds4611]

@ So just because they have the word "red" you presume it to be communist? Ok, lets also not forget how the Wehrmacht carried flags with swastikas on them and swore oaths to Hitler, does that make them Nazis too? Both armies mass conscripted their men, of which many of them didn't follow the ideals of their government, but rather fought for one side in order to die as heroes for their land.

[@ds4611]

@@KiloMafia9 Bud were talking about the WW2 factor here, and it's not like the red army mass conscripted their men just like the Wehrmacht, of which many of them didn't follow the ideals of their government, but rather fought for their land and honour. You're thinking of the Russian revolution, this is a different topic.

[@cluelessPhilosophic]

Larry Thorn is the Anti-Communist Doomguy.

[@tormendor8585]

*Lauri Törni, thats the original and the real name

[@Oozy9Millimeetah]

😂😂😂 OMFG!!!!

[@ooofisbored]

Torm Endor LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN

[@AmericanCaesarian]

Except he’s in gulag

[@kellscarthechosen327]

Metal intensifies

[@666Shinedown]

Dude was determined to fight commies 'til death,what an absolute legend.

[@ds4611]

Renegade Red army wasn’t communist, it’s like saying the Wehrmacht were Nazis, both of the militaries were manipulated by their ideal state of government.

[@allmight6451]

D . S obviously, he means he was fighting against communist rule

[@NEARReiCtor8799]

Renegade we need more hero’s like him.

[@ds4611]

@@allmight6451 "Determined to fight commies 'till death", doesn't sound like "determined to fight communistic oppression" to me bud, as he's "obviously" referring to the red army, heretofore my explanation as to how one's ideal state of government is different military wise, considering the military doesn't uphold any ideals, but is only manipulated by one's government for their own benefit. You're right, after the communistic government uses the military to gain a bunch of ground, sure the government will initiate some communist rule, but he wasn't directly referring to that, otherwise his comment would have made much sense.

[@explicit862]

@@ds4611 Pretty sure everyone whos reading your comment has a headache now.

[@crownglory5688]

My grandfather served as his corporal for over two years during the Finland-Soviet wars. Surreal thinking about it.

[@0fks242]

Was your grandfather friends with him, or how was the dudes personality

[@BSE1320]

Winter War: I'm not done yet! World War II: I'M NOT DONE YET! Vietnam: I'm...not...done.......yet.....

[@domicson4587]

*Voice from sky* "AM STILL NOY DONE"

[@CapyMartinBara]

Dude communism's gone Ok I'm done

[@outlawfordixie2760]

He’s sill not done. Lol.

[@KittoKin]

@@CapyMartinBara there's still north Korea

[@piztolice3459]

This man will never be done until commies are extinct

[@MeadowBear99]

I think a TV series is in order. Season 1/ Finnish Army Season 2/ German Army Season 3/ United States Army Someone commission it!

[@tuscan9617]

Sounds like a great HBO series

[@Novusod]

@M. Woller History is not all black and white as it appears. There are many grey areas and the life Lauri Törni / Larry Thorne is one of them. Great stories require conflict.

[@fennomanzoomer9547]

@M. Woller Yeah, it's all good.

[@elitesniper8357]

Season 4/ Vietnam and death

[@MeadowBear99]

@@elitesniper8357 that would be in season 3 as he is in the US military then

[@samimiettinen5539]

"...and punches, because he didn't speak swedish" That's a commander right there

[@salgres3949]

Arabic

[@popelkabalogova5450]

@Bob how and why tho?

[@Jansk1h]

@@popelkabalogova5450 Finland has a quite significant swedish speaking minority and close ties to Sweden due to their shared history

[@popelkabalogova5450]

@@Jansk1h Thanks, makes more sense now.

[@thebronywiking]

Som svensk så stödjer jag detta. As a swede I support this message.

[@ShotgunNShacK]

Damn this dude joined at 35. What a boss I gotta stop by his grave next time im in Arlington. What a life.

[@siristheslayer1923]

*STARTED OUT AS A RESERVE, SOON PROMOTED WHEN DESERVED, AND THE LEGEND HAS BEGUN*

[@alkmdagcoglu52]

Sabaton

[@theriddler6994]

With a bounty on his head The red army wants him dead Soviet enemy number one

[@carlosquintela2950]

CROSS OF MANNERHEIM ADDICTED TO THE WARGAME NEVER ENDING FAME

[@BJJMTF]

This man never changed sides, he was fighting communism from day one, all the way to his final day

[@svettnabb]

He was fighting Russia/the soviet Union, not communism..

[@BJJMTF]

Eirik Schølseth no? What did all his enemies have in common? Bolshevism... Socialism... Communism... he fought against the worst forms of government known to man

[@svettnabb]

BJJMTF - How are you getting to this conclusion? When he was fighting in Finland he fought for Finland against an invading force. Then again he fought to repel the same forces out of the annexed zones. The enemy was Russia, that also happened to be a communist state.. If you say that he fought against communism he would have to be fighting FOR another doctrine, then.. So no.

[@PODbot2.5]

@@BJJMTF National Socialism - forgot to mention.

[@HECKAKYH-ADEKBATEH]

@@PODbot2.5 Yup.

[@rpgeek22]

This man is the personification of better dead than red

[@6th_Army]

But to be dead, you must first be red. I hate them catch 22's.

[@cantutmez8854]

Well he choosed death indeed

[@seyounya]

@@cantutmez8854 "choosed"

[@thedukeofdeathpt6262]

If only politicians could have the balls that this dude had...

[@luisarruda3061]

This man is the definition of badass. RIP Lauri Törni 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇩🇪

[@senatorarmstrong3983]

Luís Arruda Not all nazis we’re evil heartless bastards, same with the soviet soldiers who were forced into it

[@bloedjohan7602]

@@senatorarmstrong3983 No not all but propaganda destroyed most minds, I believe

[@senatorarmstrong3983]

Bloed Johan Yeah

[@bar5118]

@luís arruda it goes🇫🇮🇩🇪🇺🇸

[@tuuresarolahti6247]

Lepää rauhassa ja neuvosto liitto haisee perseeltä

[@atlasblitz247]

He died on a Helicopter crash in Nam Wait ive heard this story before

[@giftko5173]

BLACKHAWK DOWN BLACKHAWK DOWN!

[@independentquebec3500]

@@giftko5173 I REPEAT BLACKHAWK DOWN

[@ShrekIsGod1]

Are you part of this army _well yes, but actually no_

[@errorninja1019]

lol so true

[@jacobcombs1106]

"I am a part of whatever army lets me kill communists."

[@KiiroiKodomo]

Well yes but actually yes

[@Enzo012]

He was his own Communist killing army which allied itself with other armies that killed Communists.

[@jacobcombs1106]

@@Enzo012 This one right here. Turns out the real reason McCarthy accused the Army of communism is because he found out they allowed a cheap insufficient helicopter to cause the death of the single most prolific anti communist weapon in the arsenal before his work was complete and logically assumed it to be a communist plot.

[@ezCsakToki]

"A soldier of three armies knows the game"

[@bryandacote8109]

Clearly a man who took the saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" to heart

[@blitzeraphim]

finally a person to join that korean soldier on d-day

[@kneegrow913]

Yeah he should have Also nice hat

[@superbeavers7645]

This virus now has customizable hats?

[@velimattivirtanen6437]

@@superbeavers7645 yes

[@whatmylifeis9267]

there was also german who joined dday but as a defender

[@FrozenAce82]

the ultimate warrior and the ultimate survivor

[@theriddler6994]

Cross of mannerheim, An iron cross, a bronze star, Purple heart, One distinguished flying cross!

[@Dutchie_7734]

SHOUT, LAURI TÖRNI'S NAME A SOLDIER OF THREE ARMIES KNOWS THE GAME

[@kerlongsjorlejov1945]

Rise from beyond your grave Son of Finland and a Green Beret. May you rest in peace at last.

[@GhettosoftheFaithful]

Imagine being a legend for 3 armies and then dying due to an obsolete spinny thing

[@Arygua]

Bruh gets 6 years for treason. Tries escaping several times and they just let him out.

[@jomama900]

They got tired of throwing him back in! Lauri was a born fighter and survivor. It literally took a MOUNTIAN to finish him off!

[@tytaylor1843]

Arygua He had JUICE..

[@VarjoFilosofi]

Finland had to prison many people to appease Soviet Union. Finns didn't do it, because they wanted to. Finland even had to sentence their own president Risto Ryti into prison for 10 years. Well.. Another Finland's president Paasikivi released Ryti and others like him including Lauri Törni after 3 years. Soviet Union didn't like it at all, but Paasikivi didn't care. :D

[@emooki886]

@@VarjoFilosofi Need to know about this moooaaarrrr!! xD

[@jussiisokuortti3918]

@@emooki886 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War-responsibility_trials_in_Finland

[@nathanhensn8717]

Me: Hey do you want to catch a movie and get something to eat? Lauri: No, there's Commie's still breathing that I have to kill. Me: That's fair.

[@hedgie9823]

You: But where not a war. Lauri: Germany is. You: Thats fair.

[@chrischaros4349]

*The US joins the war.* Germany: START MANUFACTURING DEM MAUS

[@Espingol]

There should be a high budget movie about this man.

[@intelligentgrawlix794]

Hollywood would not allow it he fought and killed commies so they see him as evil

[@UnclePutte]

There kinda is, yo. He's played by John Wayne, of all people. Think on that.

[@Kosmologiikka]

The Green Berets. John Wayne's character, Col. Mike Kirby, is based on the real-life Lauri Törni.

[@Espingol]

@Angry Justinian Mads Mikkelsen?

[@warlock1860]

And sabaton does the soundtrack

[@Khony]

Lauri Törni is currently breaking out of his cryogenic pod in Area 51 that reads "In case of Russian invasion, break glass."

[@I.work.for.burritos]

I visited the Vietnam memorial and found his name: block 2 East~Line 126

[@redactedagentdataexpunged9431]

Cool

[@growtopiakogmaw3588]

[REDACTED] Agent [DATA EXPUNGED] no

[@radenprasetyo8234]

Which one?

[@I.work.for.burritos]

gopnikers tyo the one in Washington D.C.

[@123MoMama]

Thorne to any Communist: *You have hammered* *your last sickle*

[@soop597]

*oh blyat*

[@sleepy6170]

Sabaton- Started out as a reserve Soon promoted when deserved And the legend has begun With a bounty on his head The red army wants him dead Soviet enemy number one Cross of Mannerheim Addicted to the war game Never-ending flame Victory reclaimed Oh, we remember, we remember, we remember Shout, Lauri Törni's name A soldier of three armies knows the game Keeps their echo from the past Rise from beyond your grave Son of Finland and the Green Beret May you rest in peace at last Lauri Allan Törni Across the water a new start War still beating in his heart A new legend has been born Started out as a reserve Soon promoted when deserved Changed his name to Larry Thorne Cross of Mannerheim Addicted to the war game Never-ending flame Victory reclaimed Oh, we remember, we remember, we remember Shout, Lauri Törni's name A soldier of three armies knows the game Keeps their echo from the past Rise from beyond your grave Son of Finland and the Green Beret May you rest in peace at last From the Finnish lakes Into Germany and USA All the wars he came across Cross of Mannerheim An iron cross, a bronze star, purple heart One distinguished flying cross Shout, Lauri Törni's name A soldier of three armies knows the game Keeps their echo from the past Rise from beyond your grave Son of Finland and the Green Beret May you rest in peace at last Lauri Allan Törni

[@zombieking6231]

Nice

[@knighttemplar04]

I thank you

[@osvaldomorinigo]

When the world needed him the most...

[@busybee4443]

Could make for a FANTASTIC movie

[@WILLYLYNCH.]

To unrealistic for a movie.

[@glitchy_boi1461]

Everything would be taken care of... but the actors are gonna be a pain to find, and if Hollywood were to direct this, I'm afraid that they'd go with fiction than fact

[@SentryWill]

@@glitchy_boi1461 Don't worry politicians use made-up facts too so it's fine

[@propaneaccessories1309]

Not as crazy as this, but still a great movie. There's a Finnish movie called Max Manus that kind of relates to this.

[@taikajorma7276]

@@propaneaccessories1309 but he Was Norwegian i dont get is norther countries so hard to remember xD