Simpsons Hit and Run: Funniest Quotes

Mainly focused on missions and cutscenes, check out some of the funniest quotes from the Simpsons Hit and Run

[@TheAverageJonny]

Mainly focused on cutscenes and missions. Name your favorite quote !

[@player3093]

TheAverageJonny 2:39

[@orlandogarcia7084]

TheAverageJonny Ralph: Fireworks make my ears yell!

[@wolfaliceinchains]

“Learn to drive, dumbass!”

[@bronzesilvergold118]

Lisa: Now can you tell me if you've seen my pointy-headed nuisance? Comic Book Guy: Silence. I must get this comic into a mylar bag, before it deteriorates into near-mint condition

[@byron4557]

i smell.toast

[@Kaleid0skull]

"Sorry, Bart, I can't serve booze to a minor. It ain't right." "I'm here to buy fireworks." "Oh, hell yeah, heh."

[@thirt33nlove]

So moe can sell Bart fireworks but not beer 😂

[@justincounts6001]

And goat blood

[@mathisonchicetawn8445]

@@thirt33nlove Professional have *standards*

[@dexter1981]

Bart while driving and hit something: "I did not do it." Homer while driving and hit something: "Bart did it."

[@Makkajakka]

Homer: "Bart did it." Bart: "Lisa did it." Lisa: "I hope Bart gets blamed for that."

[@williewodka9196]

@@Makkajakka 😂😂

[@myfellowsonicfans7131]

They all say the same things you’ll notice if you play long enough.

[@X2011racer]

@@Makkajakka Marge: "Send the bill to Homer."

[@LASHH9669]

@@X2011racer Homer: 'Marge will clean this mess up later'

[@MysticClaws100]

This is missing... - "Stupid Flanders getting happiness from religion" - "I gotta get the new Bonestorm or I'll be just as uncool as Milhouse" "I'm standing right here Bart"

[@sizzurpmp3]

Hehey! That’s great!

[@True_Religions]

You better get out of here, Bart, Principal Skinner is looking for everyone who skipped school today. And when you're caught, it's expulsion Bart, EXPULSION!!

[@josephwright4222]

One of the best TV/Film games ever. They captured the characters and genre so well

[@spongebobplushiestuff8612]

Joseph Wright along with spongebob battle for bikini bottom and the spongebob movie game

[@yetanotherhankhill1032]

The Simpsons Game is also a pretty good....Simpsons Game XD that I've played

[@myfellowsonicfans7131]

YetAnotherHankHill bruh it’s awful but to each their own.

[@adamgriffith-smith9106]

@ุ ุ what was awful about it? Its not a pay to win game like most other EA projects are

[@conradlorgar5508]

@@adamgriffith-smith9106 Is that really your standard for a good game? Also it came out before that was big

[@NBARicky99]

"To rob me is one thing but i never expected you to lie" 😂

[@SlmGrrn_01]

2:40 If you do not tell me who owns the Cola-Trucks…then I’ll be forced to use…P R O F A N I T Y !

[@crimsondynamo615]

JustSomeRandomSquid oh *D O O D L E B U G S ! *

[@deejaysilver9]

JustSomeRandomUser Okay, Okay, don’t go nuts.

[@MeronSuikadoge]

What is profanity

[@reapah8445]

@@MeronSuikadoge bad words :p

[@solarflare9078]

Modern society in a nutshell

[@claudiaperi4990]

A few unmentioned gems I need to point out: - 3:35 Barney audibly freaking out while not moving a muscle - 2:12 Smithers walking into the pole in the background - 4:07 "Rodder and Todder" - 5:16 "Bleeding heart liberals! I hope they...bleed from the heart."

[@no.5429]

“Hey Jabba the Fat” I died 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rhysthehendo1]

No. 5 “to the fatmobile” *laughs*

[@EvilpowerWarrior]

quick to the fat mobil xD

[@tutin4090]

"the nudity was frustratingly fleeting, I could barely get going"

[@Dom5hedew]

Lol

[@PonmonofNuggetor]

I’m a lean mean speed thingy Can you come and get me? I’ll pay you in back rubs My car is, uh, sleeping Sad day for generic characters everywhere That’s it, I’m moving to Shelbyville Stupid rotten lousy karmic retribution

[@mahiru20ten]

"I'm a lean, mean, vindaloo machine" - (apu's version)

[@dat_sneckie_boi6375]

Ow. My bikini zone's chafing

[@GetToHellOut]

Oh the vibration is tickling my feet

[@theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo6256]

PonmonofNuggetor Must. Never. Run. Again.

[@zyreerose1449]

@@theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo6256 Wow, I need a disco nap.

[@mahiru20ten]

Basically Lisa's quotes in Fishy Deals are some of her best: "One fish delivered to a happy home" "Have a good life!" "Now you'll never be fried and served with tartar sauce!" "FREEEDOOOOM!" Also, Ralph's problem at counting down during the races, and at the final race he finally overcame it... And... "Strike 1: Counterfeit designer jeans. The foulest of all crimes."

[@JackThePerson27]

*”FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!”*

[@spaghettisultan5484]

You forgot an important one from Barney "Take what you want, sexy leprechaun! Just don't shoot me with that dart gun!"

[@zyreerose1449]

Whatever

[@TheCrippledEgg]

Was just about to comment that

[@metalftw9652]

The other great one ‘Uh Barney, remember that cooler I gave you for your Birthday? Well Flanders needs it back’ ‘Now what will I use for a toilet?’

[@pogmothoinriiii]

“stop it buffalo girl!”

[@gamelekk872]

Oh no! I haven't had a Duff in two hours! My life is over!

[@petea1998]

Some of my personal favourites are: *Homer:* "I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART! S.M.R.T - I mean, S.M.A.R.T!" *Marge:* **driving car** "Look! No hands!" *Bart:* **crashes car** "Owww... My overies!" *Lisa:* "Easy as pie! The number, that is!" *Apu:* **runs over pedestrians** "Hinduuu coming through!"

[@ev4142]

Homer running: "my bikini is chaffing"

[@rhysthehendo1]

Peter Andrew Apu: “this is just between me and you, random object”

[@user-qg9ms5ci4h]

Time to do the hindu that I do

[@JackThePerson27]

*COME TO PAPA, RANDOM OBJECT!*

[@neowolf2399]

Apu: If you give me a ride i will pay you a million dollars in the next life I promise

[@glitchedblood]

ooh I'm soaring like a candy wrapper in an updraft

[@darthvader2994]

That gives me nostalgia

[@Obsessor23]

"I'll tell you what, you're a bad little boy"

[@tearlach47]

"Ow, my ovaries!" -Bart Simpson, who is voiced by a woman.

[@kieronwells7728]

5:13 Nuclear waste barrels all over springfield - (turns out it's only at his power plant) >.>

[@myfellowsonicfans7131]

Game was certainly rushed af towards the end, so many telltale signs, still a decent game though, like many rushed games.

[@JackThePerson27]

@@myfellowsonicfans7131 Level 7 was probably the only rushed Level.

[@InsaneGamersOfficial]

4:21 Holy shit Homer, so savage!

[@salsabilakarina8564]

One of my favorite dialogue 😂😂

[@ceejayjones2567]

"I will be forced to use... PROFANITY" 😂😂😂

[@navexelac2]

Nah when he said "Kwik-E Mart" had insane gas prices i laughed. He manages there and he's negatively talking bad about the gas prices LOL 2:55

[@th3psych0guy28]

Isnt poisonous to anyone (that we know of)

[@EdwinShy3200]

My personal favorite quotes from the game "THIS IS A SCHOOL ZONE!" "Your a octo-wussy!" "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT ?!"

[@ArchMadman]

How would you like a newspaper upside your head

[@Phantom_Kraken]

“Spines don’t bend that way!”

[@volcano_sushisfunhouse8267]

it's a sad day for generic characters everywhere

[@Phantom_Kraken]

volcano_sushi's Fun house you almost hit a person!

[@Phantom_Kraken]

volcano_sushi's Fun house move it whitey(is in American version which I have even though I'm in England

[@Schmidty030]

Sad day for generic characters everywhere......

[@thepeskyone]

THIS IS A SCHOOL ZONE

[@crimsondynamo615]

“Sorry Bart i won’t serve booze to a minor. It ain’t right.” Well ok at least Moe has some morals. ‘I’m here to buy fireworks.’ “Oh hell yeah!” *throws up hands and rolls my eyes*

[@jonslife3533]

Let the kids have some fun , eh ?

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Crimson Dynamo so much for morals.

[@artoflemons]

5:23 Person in the background running straight into the light

[@himynameismaryyy]

Potato 250 “I WANNA GO TO THE LIGHT!!!”

[@MYusri-xk9re]

1:05 " Hey, Jabba The Fat " really cracks me up. Good thing that Jeff ( Comic Book Guy ) didn't insult Bart back.

[@DoubleM-hf6ih]

I tell you what, you’re a bad little boy.

[@mrsora16]

This game had some great quotes lol

[@coolrank12]

"Quick to the Fatmobile!"

[@MrJamieBattle]

“I’m scared, disoriented!!”

[@bsgambati1]

Worst effects ever! But that's real. WORST EFFECTS EVER!

[@JohnThePikachu]

"We've got to prevent the aliens from putting laser guns in the hands of cola-drunk townspeople!"

[@sausagefruit7690]

Level 4, Retirement Home, Pills Craze (and the whole truth about crop circles) Marge Simpson: Maybe these will jog your memory. (wakes Abraham up) Abraham Simpson: Ah what? Marge Simpson: For the last freaking time, tell me about the crop circles! Abraham Simpson: There I was surrounded by Tojo and his Nazi henchmen when one of them, a raccoon as I recall, hits me with a banjo. Now, I never reasoned with a raccoon before, let alone a Nazi one, so I... Marge Simpson: Grandpa, what does this have to do with the crop circle? Abraham Simpson: Not a thing, where was I? Right, now, the first time I rode in a watertower...... Marge Simpson: CROP CIRCLE! Abraham Simpson: OK, OK, it was so long ago I have to tell it in sepia tone. Well, as I recall, it was sort of a cosmic kind of thing. Shaped kinda like a planet with an old fashioned radio antenna coming off it.

[@felipekretschmera.5812]

DE CRAP CIRCUL

[@DylanGarcia1619]

Marge Simpson: A planet with an antenna. That sounds kinda familiar. I think it was at the Kwik-E-Mart. That’s it! It was on a bottle of pop! Maybe that’ll jog Bart’s memory.

[@CaptainCretaceous91]

"Take what you want, sexy leprechaun. Just don't shoot me with that dartgun!" "Now my story begins in 19dickaty2. We had to say dickaty cuz the Kaiser had stolen our word 20."

[@SmarZ20]

It was something like Homer: I need that esky I let you borrow Barney: Now what will I use as a toilet?

[@dathotbox]

Was playing this the other day and hit the doorbell at the motel in level 3 and Krusty answered saying "Is that my escort? Time to get down with the clown" 😂😂😂

[@kyles.8332]

My favourite has always been the Milhouse race in the first Homer level. “Milhouse, you little wiener, what are you doing here?”

[@lonesavior]

"I need something to board up the windows....I know! Boards!"

[@thomasozel4889]

"Do you know the gumdrop? Err, I mean password?" - Ned Flanders in Marge's level, when you ring the doorbell of his house

[@Mephileshomer]

“The important thing is I’m not imagining these guys.” - Homer

[@Dragon_Ruler_1997]

I need a remake of hit and run

[@chrisgreig98]

*"I think I speak for all of us when I say... WHERE IS THE SEXY FOOTAGE"* !!!!

[@Dom5hedew]

The mayor is a perv

[@skarmorydx3565]

(Not that Good at English, so forgive me on any error lol) Rapha (when Hit or trying to dodge your car) - "I think I made an Oh-oh" Also Rapha (Level 2 - Mission 2) - "My Dad is going to put you in Jail...Bye!" Most quotes of Homer when going out of bounds/water

[@felipekretschmera.5812]

Did you know that Ralph's quote at level 2 mission 2 is reused from Road Rage?? I guess

[@Arsenal8999]

Fireworks make my ears yell

[@DonoKazper]

"Not leaf blower aliens, TENTICLE Aliens" wow i didnt even know he said that. wow my mind when young was so innocent

[@gottastoppo]

Man, Apu was so funny in the game, especially when he was talking with Snake and Bart, I liked it.

[@metalftw9652]

2:17 Well at least he’s self aware 😂

[@jackycheung2781]

From Ralph in Level 1 and 4: Help! You've hit my special area. (Sobs) followed by "Being close is warm and snuggy" One of Bart's tutorial quotes: That's the stuff psycho! And so it begins! By the way, does anyone remember the quote for Bart's Tutorial about using other vehicles? Something about we Simpsons have something so it's okay to get something back.

[@salsabilakarina8564]

I find it hillarious and the whole simpsons family blaming one each other when one of them crushing an object 😂😂😂🤭🤭. Homer: Bart did it Bart: Lisa did it Lisa: I hope Bart will pay for that Bart: I just know I will be blamed for this Marge: Send the bill to Homer Homer: I have no insurancee~ These are really connected with one each other 😂😂😂.

[@Steventhe2nd]

"tell you what you're a bad little boy....."

[@tutin4090]

"the nudity was frustratingly fleeting, I could barely get going"

[@srbrant5391]

The best exchange: “Your nachos have hair in them!” “The hair is your protein!” “Oh. Well you have to race now.”

[@sirpsychosussy]

_QUICK TO THE FATMOBILE_

[@DaBIONICLEFan]

there's a really good one in Level 3 when you buy the school bus off Otto, Lisa says "I'm probably too young to be asking this-" and Otto says "Oh about those brownies, I, uh, ate them all"

[@deejaysilver9]

DaBIONICLEFan “Look, I don’t have any more of those special brownies. I ate em all!”

[@slightlyslowersongs]

"That was easy as pie! Mmm, eggs over easy..."

[@CHNOPS1000]

I missed playing this game

[@viejos1000]

“You’re looking at a five start sentence... Community service” was my favorite and also “not reef blower, aliens tentacle aliens” I seriously never got that joke when I was a kid 🤣 that just made my day knowing they have a Mexican joke in the game

[@neonicplays]

Its "5 life sentences"

[@pietrolima3148]

"Piece of cake!" "Hhmmm... cake..."

[@Mystic-Panda890]

It's funny that moe would not serve alcohol to Bart and yet he gives him fireworks. That always made me laugh

[@warhob7695]

I grew up thinkin I had ovaries because of this game😅😭

[@mikemiller3440]

5:40 I SMELL TOAST!!!

[@joew9790]

Great video of funny quotes. Another memorable quote in Bart's first mission in Level 2 (Fraid not, Fraid so)

[@ramonolivas7640]

Literally everything Ralph says is gold 😭 by the way, YOUR CHANNEL IS AMAZING!!

[@dexter1981]

5! 5! 5! 4!!!

[@TheDarkAuthor666]

Bart: hey moe do you have any human blood? Moe: no what about goat blood? Bart: sure why not

[@jolo8224]

“Strike two, running over an elderly person without license.”

[@purevocals510]

"Not leaf blowing aliens, tentacle aliens" 😂😂

[@eevee_lunice]

(Level 4, From Outer Space) Apu: "Be careful Mrs. Simpson, the cola seems to give people the mentality of a roided out college frat-kegger" Or something to that extent. "that car crash was worse than your love life, Seymour!" "Yes, Mother..." "Okay, Zombie, if I win, you have to promise to not eat my brain, deal?" "Urggghhh...Deal..."

[@Chillwave6]

Seymour got roasted so badly, the next day his roast was ruined and he had to purchase fast food instead.

[@ColmK83]

0:37 my personal favourite

[@6.2_zeus]

This channel made me bring out my GameCube 💪🏻

[@ramonolivas7640]

“Not leaf blower aliens!” “Rub a Bible on them...” and Moe saying, “Oh hell yeah” 😂😂😭

[@grantponciano9386]

2:01 "you're looking at five life sentences. . .of community service"

[@wesrandecker]

Chief Wiggum: “Someone call the cops!”

[@TheMiraculous1]

3:57 IT WAS A LIIIE

[@mathisonchicetawn8445]

Here's another one. Bart: I need your truck, Homer. Homer: Why should I give you that? Bart: Because I love you. Homer: *laughs* Pay up, sucker. Bart: You're charging your own son?! Homer: Yeah, I guess I am...

[@luapslev5826]

"Go cry to your elephant God"

[@lucasrm7]

1:20 quick to the fatmobile! huhumhahaha

[@deejams18]

Eat asphalt, asphalt eaters!

[@Greninjia]

'strike two- running over an elderly person without a licence' Who wants to tell wiggum why running over anyone isn't a good thing even with a licence?

[@darreylhenderson702]

"is there a Mrs nahasapasa whatever?" "Oh, thank the gods there is!!" Also I love all the names Ralph calls Patty and Selma, as well as the dialogue between Skinner and his mom.

[@booqueephius4207]

This game was a true gem.

[@hobomike6935]

Barney crying at 3:40 without even moving his face or lips. still a good game though

[@SSJWolverine]

Apu: I'm sorry sir, but I cannot speak English. I only speak Hindi. Bart: But you're speaking English now. Apu: Yes, I learned these words phonetically. Bart: Well, you're just scared of being vaporized by the space monsters. Apu: Up Down Up Down, go hot dog, butter my undershirt, blah blah blah

[@willcrabbe1947]

Krusty burgers are made of roadkill? That explains the tire tracks...

[@infinitetgaming]

The leaf-blower aliens bit was good. My favorite quote was the entire cutscene where Bart and Apu find the source of the cola in the museum, especcially the "I LIKE IT" bit.

[@kaidyer8761]

“WHAAA?! THEY WERE ONLY PIZZA VANS??? Im a class 5 idiot” That’s my favorite quote it’s the end of fat and furious

[@kaidyer8761]

Thomas Sparrow 😂

[@srbrant5391]

“Yarrr, I think I’ve become addicted to cough syrup.”

[@krule148]

*chestpain.. I’m having chestpain*

[@ShadowReaperX07]

"So there I was surrounded by tojo and his Nazi henchmen, when one of them, a raccoon as I recall, hits me with a banjo! Now I never reasoned with a raccoon let alone a Nazi one..."

[@codenamekendall2780]

I got more chuckles from this then the actual show

[@Lol-mi2bf]

The writing in this game is fucking gold!

[@Arsenal8999]

Ralph: Fireworks make my ears yell

[@justincounts6001]

The important thing is that I'm not imagining these guys

[@starwars1744]

The Three Strikes Law of California. That has fucked up so many lives and people are asking “what the hell?”

[@dcrawley507]

Bart: just feel it up at the Kwik-E Mart Apu: at those prices?! No way! Me: you own the places you can get it for free 😂😂

[@celescence]

0:48 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-it5vl6oi5y]

I"VE REALLY GOING TO LOVED THIS!!❤❤😊😊

[@DrBachur]

"We've got to prevent the aliens from putting laser guns in the hands of cola-drunk townspeople!" "...Why? That sounds hilarious"

[@sevensynycal6411]

Worst Effects Ever!

[@PonmonofNuggetor]

Chapter IV But thats real!

[@sevensynycal6411]

PonmonofNuggetor Worst Effects Ever!

[@jibrilamvs]

The three strikes law was implemented in California. In under half a year they realized how dangerous the law was; however, it already fucked up the lives of so many people that even to this day the state is still trying to recover and release prisoners.

[@Superdeath25]

This game provided me so many laughs in my middle school years

[@akirathegamerdude6768]

My favorite is "Aw I wanted a peanut" cuz when I was playing he out of nowhere just said that LMAO

[@alexandramaderamatos2076]

“I LIKE IT!”