Sister Married Money - Bill Burr

[@kickapoo1390]

Grinding is a lie. Work smart not hard. Also take chances

[@sizedtoaster0278]

10 bucks says when his folks die, they leave everything to his wealthy sister Lol.

[@chancebrown106]

Come on man, you’re making the origin story of a super villain 😂😂😂

[@ParkerDude]

I’ll bet you a $100

[@Alonepistachio]

That’s illegal in my country, can’t cut your kids out of your will.

[@bagofsteel9152]

​@@Alonepistachio He's in the will, he gets the biggest rock in their yard.

[@Alonepistachio]

@bagofsteel again would be illegal in my country, you have to give your kids the same percentage of your wealth and it has be to devied equally among the kids and widow.

[@1980redkremlin]

That was lovely advice at the end. Heart of gold Bill!

[@shawnw573]

He doesn't understand how much salad his sister has to toss to get that SUV so I would say they are even Haha

[@DANTHETUBEMAN]

she is a chef in the bedroom 🤣😺🤣

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

The sister is married 💀 Are you slut shaming a MARRIED woman?

[@dustencross357]

You mean, how long she lays on her back like a dead starfish ??

[@goddessmothersupaqueen9919]

Yoooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what the entire human toilet paper is going on in the world taaaaaday! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@goddessmothersupaqueen9919]

​@@DANTHETUBEMAN smdh 😂😂😂😂😂I swear this is crazy

[@robertsanders7060]

Ignore your family, and don't expect fairness in life. You are on the right track for leading a satisfying and meaningful life and one day, you will be admired by your grandchildren. You sound like a great guy; don't change.

[@bobberry1463]

No He need to talk to them I was going though the exact same issue. It turn out we just wasn't communicating. My bother shiw me all his vacation and expensive stuff not because he wanted to brag but we weren't that close and he wanted to share his life to get closer once I shared how I felt he stop that day he still do it sometimes but only when he know it something I'm really interested in. My parents didn't realize how much rent went up my dad thought you could get a 3 beedroom apartment for 1k a month (we live near la) I couldn't find a studio for under 1.5k once we talk and show them they understood and tried to help. People now and days just rush to end relationship without even trying to fix it

[@OneTwentyOver80]

@@bobberry1463 sounds like your situation isn't what's happening here.

[@bobberry1463]

@@OneTwentyOver80 nope it was a lot worst but i got a better understanding once I actually understand what they thinking

[@misanthrophex]

@@bobberry1463 It's not exactly that. And you were probably being childish for thinking to end with your family because of minor bumps. Some families are monsters, trust me, they manipulate you in such a way that you don't even think about leaving them.

[@jakeherter]

You can 100% cut these people out of your lives. My parents and siblings without explaining it were utter monsters to me throughout my entire life and conspire together to abandon me to the streets as a very young adult where I lived years homeless. I have not talked to any of them in 8 years, if I saw them in public I would leave.

[@leonel1717]

Are you attractive though?

[@misanthrophex]

Hope you're doing well. Some animals are trapped inside human bodies, it happens. Good for you to escape the animals before they managed to devour you, because usually that's exactly what happens most of the time. And on the bright side it's experiences like that that forge a person into steel.

[@sloanmagnum5009]

Where you sober at the time?

[@SteveSmith-ze5mw]

Imma guess not lmao 😂

[@iplayoldschoolrunescape]

I feel like hes just asking for a little bit of validation and support. Hes just gotta keep making his moves in secret and when he succeeds all the struggle will be worth it. Atleast hes got friends around him, sometimes that means more than family.

[@danielglenn915]

Living well is the best revenge.

[@anonymoususer66]

This dude is hands down one of the best comedians. The red rocks special was legendary

[@benfrese3573]

and it was touching, ngl

[@bilboswaggens2975]

"they're gonna die some day and you'll regret it" man that one hit

[@heisenberg5747]

well if I die I won't regret it because I died...it's like you can also just fear death while you're alive wich is very funny

[@The_Cadaver]

Every adult relationship in your life exists as a courtesy. You are not obligated to take shit from people who don't care about you.

[@Bigjshifty08]

Well put, short and concise. Just the way I like it. Good shit : )

[@ZippedBlue]

The Sister is probably in a unhappy relationship if she has to get showered in cars every other holiday/occasion, then pushes her new vehicle in her struggling brothers face all for the sole purpose of making him feel like crap so she can feel good..

[@dannyvalvoda8213]

She's a woman who has a bunch of money ofc she's unhappy

[@dustencross357]

Yeah...that poor baby😒

[@misanthrophex]

It seems the only way to keep a woman happy is to keep her in borderline poverty, on a leash lol

[@Podcastforthewin]

25 and he’s talking about how he’s been doing this for his whole adult life? Wtf.. im gonna be 40 in a couple months, and im just starting to get my shit together

[@R_A_3000]

Same here but I'm 35.

[@ishitrealbad3039]

that just means that you are having the short end of the stick, not him.

[@iplayoldschoolrunescape]

Everyone is working at a different pace and see their life a certain way theres no need to compare yours to his. Obviously the guy doesnt have great family support which i feel like you should have as a basic necessity. Time can feel like its barely moving when your going up a hill and youre trying to keep a boulder from rolling down on you.

[@FukUrUsernameRules]

Most people are like that at 25. He feels "old" because he's actually doing adult things for the first time in his life. I'd bet when he gets to 40 he's still gonna feel like he doesn't have his shit together.

[@joeydoherty368]

He’s like me thinking he’s older than he is.

[@theduckfromthejoke152]

That is literally word-for-word the best advice I've ever heard bill gives somebody linked straight up I've been in that situation and The only way I raised up was by finding some reverie you know in touch people to be friends with who gave me that exact same advice you know you just kind of ignorant and be supportive in an awkward way but just you have to lose your expectations and kind of just laugh about it because at this point you're doing them a favor by being in their lives so that they don't feel like such pieces of s*** and that's about And you don't want that guilt of making them I have anything to be able to say about it because even if it's nonsense you're gonna take it and they're gonna just run away with it whatever you give them so you just smile and nod I have anything to be able to say about it because even if it's nonsense you're gonna take it and they're gonna just run away with it whatever you give them so you just smile and nod Double down and keep on grinding and you know what that's what's gonna work alert because otherwise you're just gonna drown in your sorrow is literally you're crushed by the weight of your burdens I think this dude's gonna be all right hes just feeling it right now but bill said the absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute absolute right thing

[@carvalone3076]

@2:49 Truly wise advice! BB continues to inspire...I just love him!! #keepingitrealbaby

[@bennathan7353]

“They are going to die some day and you will miss them” what am I missing out on? Best line ever

[@kangzau1006]

Wisdom and empathy from burr

[@LSGproductions713]

Women can literally get a house and possessions just by being attractive.

[@FukUrUsernameRules]

Literally can get a house and possessions just by being an attractive woman*.

[@owenrees7544]

They don't even have to be that attractive, if they can find a really ugly rich guy

[@kennyo0079]

@@FukUrUsernameRules thats not right buddy but good try lmao

[@djocharablaikan8601]

Being an attractive women is alot of work, besides, if you are man who is jelous that women have it easy you have all your mental lrograming messed up, why would you want it easy? Why would you want to be someones fashion asset rather than someone like Ghenghis Khan or Alexander the Great? I dont get it. Men used to want a bad b1tchnow they want to be a bad b1tch 🤣 tf is going on with the world.

[@Orson_Welp]

@@djocharablaikan8601 Well for one, Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan were two of the most feared and hated men in the history of the world. Not exactly role model material unless you plan on treating everyone you meet like dirt.

[@Koffieleuter]

Thanks for keeping it real 👊🏻

[@moerizk3753]

“When I was 25 I was living at home with a rusted truck” I love my 95 F150

[@paulkieffer1189]

Cut them off completely blocked them don’t respond to them spend the next 15 years doing exactly what you’re doing working hard keep achieving your dreams and then come back to them 15 years later after you’ve improved yourself your sister is divorced and don’t say anything about it that’s it

[@DANTHETUBEMAN]

Exactly 💯, cut them 📴, STOP FEEDING OFF ME!!! Find some one else to fulfill those sadistic I got to put you down.

[@cristinalacoste2062]

Listen to Bill and make enough to live the life you want. Then find a partner that wants the same thing.

[@seagoulcoulberg]

Billy so wise

[@garywheeler60]

The very last people you can trust after everyone you've ever known is your family . Trust nobody...... everyone is out for themselves and nobody will ever care about you.

[@robbiegarnz7732]

Most family sucks! It’s just that simple. Great take Bill!

[@lindanorton2088]

Old people are the worst at judging people that are starting out.

[@alexcoyg3281]

People dont change their state of happiness, its been proven, if you were happy poor, you will be happy rich and vice versa, its all in your head, like is not fair but you still can play the hand you are dealt the best way possible,best feelings are free.

[@Ifraneljadida]

I've been like this dude. He clearly wants money and its impacting him deeply. He needs to get a career that can make him a lot of money whether it's law, medicine, sales, etc. Put a three year plan together and go get it. Let that anger fuel you.

[@GuTTs1975]

sounds like my parents 🤣

[@rsmith4339]

He'll grow up to be someone elses' sisters' land rover .

[@paulkieffer1189]

I cut off my family & don’t feel the least bit bad about it. Not a bit.

[@michaelpatnaude]

Actually you don't have to tolerate family members.

[@SLangel18]

Sounds to me he’s doing every thing right. He just thought getting a degree 📜 would just guarantee a high paying job. The only thing it does is help get paid OVER minimum wage. Work and switch jobs because it’s easier to get a higher paying job than a raise. Employers just don’t value their workers so better to find a new position at another company. Keep your car, it’s a depreciating machine. It’s not worth investing in one un less you plan to live in the car… use your savings as a bill to save and save enough for a 20% down payment on a house. Your don’t need 20% but anything else will require paying PMI and buy a house. Land is valuable . Make sure the house you own is not retitled when you get married and remember to have a signed prenup when your ready to get married.

[@YoYo-gt5iq]

I stopped talking to my shitty siblings for about 10 years. They were great years, and I'm ready to do it again if they want to play fuck-around-and-find-out again. During the 10 years that I wasn't talking to them, I built my own traditions. For example, I'd leave the door open for them on Christmas Eve, but had a Christmas Day with anyone who wanted to come over. Recent 12/25 we had about 40 people over (people who wanted to be there). Wound up doing the same with the day before Easter, too.

[@roberttauzer7042]

Nothing in this letter is relevant. He's a young guy, working hard, investing in his education and living modestly - that's totally fine. In fact, that's better than "fine" - he's even now more responsible and more focused than 80% of his friends. That actually counts and will count in life later. It's good that your siblings are wealthy, they might help sometimes and at least they won't ask you for money.

[@bkilg2509]

Nothing in this letter is relevant? This guy doesn't care that his family is well off he cares that they are oblivious of his situation and feelings.

[@KC-bi9jw]

I'm sorry this person lost me within the first 30 seconds saying they're 25 and complaining about working their "shit job for my entire adult life" .......

[@hostiletoxictomdowneyburne6469]

In my experience, the ppl who flaunt their "wealth" are some of the poorest people. Willing to bet his sister and her husband are leveraged beyond belief.

[@daverychling2970]

People in your life, not in your corner: hello Western Literature

[@murdochdouglas4850]

"My entire adult life", all four years of it. Dude, don't blow things up that don't need to be. You're gonna be just fine if you keep grinding - we live in a performance-based hierarchy which makes you increasingly marketable; whereas your sister can only go downhill from here with age. Truth is, she is just as insecure as you are, so just be nice to her, congratulate her and who knows? Maybe she will be nice back if she feels you genuinely want HER life to be awesome too. Deep down, you know it isn't perfect or maybe even good so maybe you need to be the change you wanna see instead of feeling sorry for yourself that you get to earn it.

[@TeamSleep]

Those family members are douche bags. You are awesome.

[@cheguevara3392]

Or if the husband of her sister decides to marry a younger woman, she doesn't seem to work or know what it's like to be out there working for the things she got as presents or what she looked as normal, a flat (house), food, a car (nothing luxurious) a phone or anything else, she is going to have a hard wake up! I don't wish it to her, but he is going to have a much better character base as she has!

[@nawab256]

Well by the time that happens she will probably have a kid with the guy if not multiple so she will have access to a large amounts of child support and 50% of his savings and assets

[@jakemickle5720]

I hate when people down play others in there 20’s, “your only in your 20’s”. Your 20’s is an incredibly critical time in someones life, the decision they make now will guid the rest of there lifes.

[@mandelorean6243]

BE GLAD you're "suffering" .. It's the same as spoiled children when grown up... they're mentally weak, physical vegetables (obviously not all, but it's fact when compared to low income/immigrants etc) The kid who does tons of chores young and also doesn't complain becomes the most stable/put together adult.

[@mandelorean6243]

Also, use your rage as a power.. motivation to kick ass.. get out of the night job (it's just not healthy) and aim higher

[@rsync9490]

This guy is going to be well off in his late thirties/early fourties.

[@williamlear4713]

I don’t make a lot with what I do but the company kept there is well worth staying so you can chase money all you want but if your not happy in the process of how your doing it then you should ask yourself if it’s really worth it before it’s too late.

[@tylerrobblee8038]

Ngl I felt good for a few weeks and now I’m back to reality Similar spot, been working on myself but life is just garbage. Maybe itll get better if we don’t quit trying

[@armchairwarrior963]

Men don't really start making money until the 40's. He has to wait a while. He'll be getting girls like his sister when he is in his 40's dating girls in their 20's.

[@jefflabbecomedy]

2:00 Don't mind me.

[@leomn2075]

We used to be able to live off of middle class income. Blame the corrupt government

[@PeterParker-ff7ub]

you tell them that not everyone gets lucky and you are working. there are more people doing awful jobs than ones everyone wants.

[@redram5150]

Stitches in Lancaster, Pa?

[@Oooweee440]

Sounds like he wants someone to come and help him in his down situation, and it seems like he isn't where he wants to be so he's picking out other people happiness and comparing to his happiness in life.

[@kal2352]

I mean why not ask your sister for help? If she is actually that rich, it would make her look bad to not help and you get some benefits.

[@bluecollarnobody4217]

Use their loathing to motivate yourself to go out and get a bigger house driver hotter car than They ever could dream of

[@spiritualempress6691]

Eh yeah never regret not having bad people in your life family or not

[@anonymousbo0318]

😂 imagine "loving" a job. Who the hell loves servitude

[@mathewhaynes3691]

Fuel filter Funny

[@Brandon-ml2zw]

What men have to accomplish to attain wealth should never be compared to women who simply open their legs for it. Dude should’ve never been shaken by her.

[@ggletsplay5041]

lol this dude needs to just cut ties and relax. Keep grinding its part of being a man. Maybe this will help... Your sister and her husband are BROKE.... Get and stay debt free and keep grinding man. Everything will work out.

[@johncalhoun9335]

Where all poor

[@Exletion]

I don't think this guy understands life yet. he's supposed to be poor at 25 lol. His sister doing what she should do. Sounds like she did well for herself marrying well in her 20s(I assume). Like the average guy usually doesn't hit their financial stride until their 30s.

[@ntal5859]

Just get a photo of the brother in law and become a Photoshop expect and make him have a virtual affair and send the pics anonymously. She will be getting divorce real quick.

[@acswain6720]

This man seems to be stuck in his own pessimism. Such people seldom success. He should become a critic of someone else's art or something. That is the only profession suitabl for such negative personality. The fact that he cannot even pretend to be happy about his sibling's joy and interprets it as taunts says all about it.

[@patrickpierce8311]

I wanted to marry my but I traded it for a pack of cigarettes

[@sdh216]

if you’re not happy when something good happens to someone you are the problem.

[@oneofmany31]

If you do not get anything from associating with your family why don't you stop it? Thinking rationally I am only seeing my father because of good advice and *heavy funding* I stopped seeing my mother because no funds, toxic not rational I really think as men we can solve 90% of our problems by start thinking rational as ones and zeros As socrates did, anyhow that is commandments what i live by

[@BodyByBenSLC]

Women are judged by their looks, men are judged by their status. Keep at it fellas, get a trade, go to gym, read books. Do that you will develop a keen B.S. detector you will build something to be proud of.

[@PeterParker-ff7ub]

no you can tell your sister to not be a c---.

[@bryanguerrero3757]

There is always gonna be nay sayers and negativity . You just gotta learn to bob & weave that bullshit and make comedy out of it. Don’t let your ego get in the way, it’ll hold you back and you’ll just be more miserable. Laugh at yourself, laugh at their stupid asses and move on.

[@ferngarcia9104]

I don’t truly believe his family is trying to “rub it in his face” by all the luxury they have. I just don’t think they truly know his struggles. Regardless, he shouldn’t expect life to be fair. He’s busting his ass right now and working towards a goal. Some people are lucky and don’t have to do all that to get there. I think this is more greed and him feeling insecure rather than his family doing this intentionally to rub it in his face.

[@FreemanVashier]

Nothing like a guy talking about wealth shaming that compares his career to that of the impoverished after bragging about his new truck, his old truck, and his pilot license....

[@redfordreddington8834]

wealth shaming, fat shaming, how big of a liberal are you?

[@dmc3079]

Clearly you haven't followed 'Ol billy very long...

[@traceythompson1092]

@@redfordreddington8834 he's not a liberal, he's envious of the life Bill built for himself, and he's using what he thinks is a buzz word. No liberal I have ever known has ever used the term "wealth-shaming".

[@iancostigan5047]

Billy earned all of that.

[@BenDover-de7tf]

Man stfu bills worked over 20 years for what he has EARNED, he can say whatever tf he wants at this point . He’s a self made man

[@AlSimmons-km6ge]

Parents do owe their kids bare minimum support, especially emotional support. When they don’t, they should get disowned. Don’t try to reason with narcissists. They’re dead inside and don’t have feelings, even for their own kids and siblings. There’s nothing there. Just run.

[@TheFly212]

Why doesn't the sister give him some cash????

[@joshmeyer2375]

Be happy for her

[@checkdown3774]

I have a gold digger in my family. Like lives a few houses away from tom cruise gold digger. She's 55 marries a new guy every ten years or so. (Yes they're all rich as hell dudes) still miserable. When I visited her all she did was b itch and complain about her marriage.