Episode 4: I'm Sorry (ft. @Jreg)

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[@Sisyphus55]

A huge thanks to Ridge for sending me this wallet and supporting my channel! Here’s the site if you'd be interested in simplifying your pocket game ;) > www.ridge.com/SISYPHUS

[@abbgfdhkkhfvn5497]

@Osman Oglu be famous

[@feelshowdy]

I forgot Jreg is a real person who can interact with other humans and not just a weird ideology amalgamation desperately banging on his political cube cage which he can't escape.

[@oscardolan5792]

interact is a bit of a stretch

[@toasteduranium]

He’s not

[@enosdirk6542]

nah, hes more of a post narcissist than a person

[@a.s.o.p.5130]

It feels weird hearing him talk to someone who isn't himself

[@relevantusername1575]

me too

[@akikoivunoksa635]

This Jreg seems like a really stable guy and I think this conversation gave me a good understanding of his ideas, thanks!

[@sutol5682]

. o 0 ( this guy is completely nuts )

[@SX996]

Totuus

[@cueshq789]

Lmaooo

[@beardpandaa]

Thank you for your contribution to science

[@beverycarefuljohn586]

Imagine listening to this without knowing who jreg is. My head would explode.

[@levibell3072]

I am in that boat lol the hard edge of his satire gave my brain diarrhea in the best way.

[@marcmcdowell9649]

@@levibell3072 haha same man, never heard of this guy but I enjoy sisyphus so hoping I get the drift of him before I go YT hunting for his vids. (After listing I think I'll just leave Jreg alone, not a fan. Sisyphus was class as always tho.)

[@soakthemilkman]

Hey, it me. What I was about to comment after listening to the podcast: God this guy is insufferable. Pure Accelerationists, even as satire, is not funny, it's agitating. Hehe Haha post truth lel, look at me ma, I have no patience for other hoomans because Waaaaaaah. Honestly I never saw him before, but now I never will.

[@burner887]

@@soakthemilkman he's playing a character that's so deep in irony (as a fan, it's hard to tell if he's ever even acting genuine), I'd watch his video on post and meta irony to get the a better jist of what he's about -although if you don't like it's that's completely fine haha

[@ukxdeadlyzz]

@@soakthemilkman To be honest, he just sounds so dumb when hes speaking on any of the topics. Like he's just thinking about the first words that come to his head and spewing it out.

[@erockwhogaming]

Sisyphus: Would you like to introduce yourself? Jreg: Not really

[@Bornstellar071]

that's it that's the podcast

[@timisontube]

“Here with jreg” More like here deep in the pockets of Big DVD. Reported

[@sibanbgd100]

Big DVD C A S E. You are the part of the problem!!!! !!1

[@a-s-greig]

We need the automatic fact-checker bar on this video, stat. I don't know what to think anymore. @_@

[@kyle9401]

@@sibanbgd100 It's a nice dvd case though

[@rafaelcordani3895]

@@kyle9401 Ah yes, the plastic holders are of great quality. Also, it's very sturdy!

[@jimmyverse6783]

I'm still so scared of Jreg going to other people's channels...

[@ChaosophysOldYT]

Like a toddler interacting with other kids for the first time

[@a-s-greig]

We want good things for our boy. 🥺

[@JDB-channel]

I don't know what I prefer: Jreg in or out of character

[@volodyadykun6490]

He can't be out of character, he blended everything and don't know is he serious himself

[@JDB-channel]

@@volodyadykun6490 shit I forgot, he's both in and out of chatacter simultaneously!

[@dylanhuntly3517]

@@JDB-channel schrodingers shitposter

[@julianbinder2371]

@@dylanhuntly3517 but acctually intelligent and not just a defence when you get caught being an asshole online

[@officialurl]

@@JDB-channel Well the way I see it, there’s no difference between Jreg in character and out of character!

[@monnicamii]

Thanks for giving a platform to schizophrenics so they can speak their mind :)

[@gudmundurjonsson4357]

Minds*

[@monnicamii]

​@@gudmundurjonsson4357 if you stare close at your screen for 15 minutes without blinking you will see a tiny "s"

[@zarabatanaproductions9240]

Oh shit, guy who sang persian turtle i didnt expect you here

[@monnicamii]

@@zarabatanaproductions9240 lol 😏

[@MazeFrogBeatbox]

​@iamarobotgivemeyojob4203 If i stare at my screen for 15 minutes i begin to see my sad face in the reflection

[@feelshowdy]

Jreg: My work here is done. Sisyphus: But you didn't do anything... Jreg: [inhuman screech as he crawls out of the room]

[@myri_the_weirdo]

Yes

[@wlofs1]

jreg coming up with analogies for anti centrism for 54 minutes

[@tonylawson2222]

Wait until we get him on Cable News.

[@scarbrothers1501]

@@tonylawson2222 too late, he already has been on canadian news

[@uraniumbolt7594]

imagine the euphoria Sisyphus felt every time jreg actually said something comprehensible

[@surrealdynamics4077]

I love to hear you both talking. Sisyphus's chillness trying to bring jreg's chaos into some resemblance of reason, all the while jreg is doing what he does best, corrupting our minds with his mental-unhealth-superpowers. Good times

[@hades_head_empty]

this guy does the opposite of improv. instead of always saying yes, he always says no. idk how to feel about this enigma

[@ZEGTHEFISH]

Vorpmi

[@buzyparticals3753]

Actual genius

[@rockaway0beach]

Don't lie to us, Jreg is a digital image format

[@a-s-greig]

. . . . .and the creator doesn't agree with his audience on how it is pronounced. ✨Brilliant!✨

[@ingwerschorle_]

jreg.jreg has stopped working

[@rockaway0beach]

@@a-s-greig He did agree with us, but when he realized he didn't anymore

[@robertkim679]

is your profile picture what i think it is

[@rockaway0beach]

@@robertkim679 Omedeto, Robert-kun

[@Panseerd]

Swiffer Wet Jet's expression of utter desolation as he helplessly watches the schizophrenic frenchman, and his descent into madness is a perfect visual for this experience. Thank you.

[@OlPalJoe]

"you win this one Syphilis" was so funny and these 2 are the best combo

[@AWESOMO5]

This is like going to a crazy homeless guy under the bridge and drinking vodka with him

[@andresfelipegiraldorengifo579]

Jaja good one Jreg you showed syphilis69 how's boss

[@kiddkuru]

Comment

[@a-s-greig]

@@kiddkuru reply

[@kickass1437]

“Agents of capital on the hedonistic treadmill”🤪

[@nycto5335]

I can feel my two brain cells having a nervous breakdown.

[@GardenBoat]

"You're like a parody of Scary Movie 4" lmfao

[@Tog1259]

I love how JREG is just constantly vaping throughout this entire podcast

[@ornf_]

Jreg seems like an actual insane person here. love where this is going

[@white_zoomer2010]

he is lol

[@nickman9639]

@@white_zoomer2010 or is he

[@kiddkuru]

You cannot comprehend

[@a-s-greig]

@@kiddkuru **stares back, intently**

[@kiddkuru]

I understand every point made by lord jreg, but I also can not understand a word coming out of his mouth

[@kickass1437]

Listening to this is like having different parts of my brain talk to each other, is this what schizophrenia is?

[@EggEnjoyer]

I think that’s just how a functional brain operates

[@a-s-greig]

@@EggEnjoyer If one part of your brain agrees what Jreg is saying, that is not a functional brain. That's centrism. Has to be all-or-nothing, or the incollapsable superposition of both.

[@skylar2600]

No one asked for timestamps but I need something to do in order to procrastinate on my AP English hw so , ,, , Here you go

[@skylar2600]

more timestamps el oh el 23:20 How would you go about fixing everything at once?

[@teejay9189]

@@skylar2600 no idea

[@veggiechip]

@@skylar2600 THANKS FOR THE TIMESTAMPS AGAIN!!! very helpful as always

[@skylar2600]

@@veggiechip No problem! :-D

[@natureguitarrunman2637]

I like how little this podcast accomplished intellectually

[@caosXIII]

This... This Is something.. i dont know what but.. It Is something

[@kiddkuru]

Sisyphus: how would you define liberalism? jreg: Liberalism is basically everything I don’t like This is the based

[@cherryflavoured8116]

u have no idea how much i love this collab its like watching the voices in my head battling before my eyes

[@nickabell8534]

Please make jreg a repeat guest the chemistry between you two is great!

[@TheAwesomoe]

It's awesome when you get things you didn't know you wanted.

[@thewh00ster]

Based Jreg calling out Sisyphus’ liberal centrism

[@sarcasticauthor9242]

Sisyphus is based

[@abogmus8904]

@@sarcasticauthor9242 b(i)ased

[@itshel2677]

@@sarcasticauthor9242 I think Sisyphus resonates really well with the neurotypical pro-normie centrist era of Jreg which makes him kinda based

[@kickass1437]

I think JREGs favorite type of joke is a pun. You decide which meaning to listen to if not all of them. “You left this unity.” Oh tankie!!!!

[@eliotdayley518]

My friend: what’s is Jreg? Me: .... unbiased?

[@pietrogulyaev]

The virgin RT podcast vs the Chad sisyphus podcast

[@ipons-jv9ll]

You are spreading His gospel and will be honoured after the reckoning.

[@senaesul3128]

Jreg embodies the ironic emotional defense in all of us. However, he portrays it without shame, and under the guise of humble self awareness. All in all, I'd love to play Among Us with him, or embody his characature in pursuit of entertaining my friends.

[@630171official]

an hour of jreg? this should be enough to shift every political view I have to it's exact opposite

[@MiamiMarkYT]

Good golly as a Poli Sci/Economics guy i both simultaneously couldn’t stop grinning ear to ear and laughing out loud while also shaking my head and feeling a nosebleed coming on. Jreg is like like a waterfall crashing against the rocks below and scattering everywhere in the blink of an eye.

[@PASTRAMIKick]

"U win this one syphilis"

[@BelMisi3000]

jreg is that one guy at the party who you can't avoid

[@bobbobberson9103]

Man, listening to Sisyphus progressively break down as the podcast goes on is absolutely fantastic. Just found your channel and love everything you make. Keep up the great work.

[@lemonscented7703]

the “parody of scary movie 4” line was actual checkmate though. Sisyphus put Jreg in a box that he couldn’t outright refute or dodge, and in doing so undermined his entire character for a beautiful couple of seconds.

[@humanname6534]

Their Canadian accents comfort me

[@Spartanoffaith]

We don't have accents its the lack of fat.

[@kiddkuru]

@@Spartanoffaith “sOReey

[@enosdirk6542]

moral of the story: always chanje the "J" to a "J"

[@starstudentjake2996]

this is awesome - there were a couple times you almost got him to give a genuine answer. now THAT is impressive.

[@eqapo]

Petition for part 2 post-extremist jreg guest interview

[@timothybell5698]

"I am both a fascist and antifascist." Sounds like your typical KZbin celebrity to me.

[@timothybell5698]

Sycophants, in a word. Jreg gets a pass because he's mocking the whole metanarrative game.

[@timothybell5698]

Broke: Not returning the shopping cart. Woke: Returning the shopping cart. Bespoke: Keeping the shopping cart and converting it into a ground based drone as part of your project to become an anarchist O'Brien in your tricity area.

[@timothybell5698]

I mean, otherwise you're just supporting the people who cock blocked Jeff Bezos' brilliant idea to create a shoplifting friendly grocery store.

[@timothybell5698]

I'll never stop chuckling to myself about how semantically similiar 'personal responsibility', as defined by noteworthy anti-communist Jordan Peterson, is to 'self-reliance' AKA, Juche, the state religion of North Korea. I practice self-reliance too, but like, in practice this means you just immediately see how stupid money is. That seems to be the big mistake most leftists make, they still think money is a real currency. It's not. Your social network is the only real currency these days, and however many tins of sardines you can fit in your larder. Self-reliance, with this mindset, means you work toward the integration and betterment of your immediate communities. The most efficient way, I've found, is to publicly mock people for driving cars. One of my favourite bits of performance art I do is I'll go to a busy street in a busy part of the day and just pace up and down the cars, holding up a hand and putting a finger up every time I do a full pass of all the people stuck in traffic.

[@timothybell5698]

From Psychiatrist David Puder, host of Psychiatry and Psychotherapy podcast (paraphrasing). "I was dealing with a domestic abuse client, a man who had hit his wife. Really beaten her. He tried to say he couldn't help himself, he lost control, that he didn't have free will. So I asked 'Then why didn't you kill her?'" Now, to a philosopher, this seems like a non-sequitor, but to a big-dicked philosopher like me who also studied semiotics, semantic nodes, neuroscience, psychology, and philosophy of religion, it makes total sense. It's just a semantic node associated with moral reasoning, it's an illusion, but so is literally every thought.

[@duvide2042]

Never before have so many mental breakdowns been attributed to one podcast, loved it

[@milesman1001]

Unfortunately, I came out of this more sympathetic to extremism. Syphilis, you made me a fascist. Remember this.

[@GrishaGetos]

What antidepressants is Jreg on?

[@beverycarefuljohn586]

A little bit of everything, just give him all the drugs

[@GrishaGetos]

I need help and I need it in the form of a pill.

[@sdrawkcabdaer3278]

Auro-escitalopram, you can see it in the PILL video of Centricide 7

[@inon4037]

@Getos You shouldn't be asking random people on the internet for "recommended" anti-depressants This is not something the internet is suppose to help you with, only your doctor. Maybe I'm overreacting but I'm pretty sure different anti-depressants work for different people.

[@inon4037]

@jeremy Lyons bruh

[@jaleop7633]

"Would you like to introduce yourself" "not really"

[@htth3152]

Imagine unironically trying to ask Jreg what he believes.

[@ingwerschorle_]

"i talk to a lot of people" why do I think he's just exploiting post-truth here?

[@kickass1437]

42:19 lol you laughed at yourself cuz you heard what it sounded like. JREG really does ride the line of what he says and what he means.

[@themook0w602]

It reminded me of the Larry King interview of Eric Andre. For 85% of that interview he wants to strangle that man, and then he just gives up, accepts the void, gets the joke and starts laughing.

[@mollym1415]

Jreg: Do I think the democratic definition of truth is failing? *ad interruption*

[@souljacem]

God this guy is so fucking funny. He surprises with each response lmao

[@Z0mb13ta11ahase]

I feel like JREG is manic here.

[@zerere_]

my mpg

[@Z0mb13ta11ahase]

@@zerere_ ?

[@zerere_]

@@Z0mb13ta11ahase mpreg Kidding Manic pixie girl

[@Z0mb13ta11ahase]

@@zerere_ ohhhh I see

[@neskey]

"i don't identify with the things i said 5 minutes ago"

[@Userh-fq1my]

Ultimate collab

[@Nagasakevideo]

Jreg is the Eric Andre of KZbin

[@Deadpool-su2po]

I like how he turns a conversation about a guy with syphilis to basically a better ship of theseus

[@f.cap.2473]

Well, this was... interesting. Well, it's safe to say that Jreg failed on not having a status quo, because by changing status quo to not have a status quo he created his own status quo of changing status quo. It's a never ending cycle that leads to predictability and henceforth the status quo, even if it's the one followed by the majority.

[@a-s-greig]

In attempting to pin down his chaos, you have failed to have done so. Constant upsetting of the status quo leads to the destruction thereof. Once "normalcy" dies, it is a functionally useless descriptor.

[@itshel2677]

@@a-s-greig both of you are right which means both youe are wrong. Jreg is always correct because there is no objective truth so even if he had a status quo he wouldn't have a status quo simply by claiming he doesn't have one.

[@a-s-greig]

@@itshel2677 Jreg himself would superficially agree and moreover disagree with your assessment that "there is no objective truth" and since "Jreg is always correct," there would be nothing to be correct _about,_ since there would be no measure to be correct _against._

[@itshel2677]

@@a-s-greig exactly

[@kurdemati7655]

I never want to know how much jrerjg is ironic and how much is genuine.

[@Quazex]

This would be so confusing to anyone who doesn't know who jreg is

[@a-s-greig]

To be fair, nobody knows who Jreg is.

[@Quazex]

@@a-s-greig yeah that's a fair point

[@kiddkuru]

@@a-s-greig Gregory Guevara the mayor of Ottawa

[@a-s-greig]

@@kiddkuru soon. 🤫

[@Jader7777]

It's funny to see Sissyfist be reduced to a mere babbling child in front of our SSJ4 Jereeg

[@stickyvenom73]

Crazy, I was just watching one of your older videos when you uploaded this. Now I have more I can listen to

[@BlakeZeb]

Jreg’s levels of irony are too big brain for me to really appreciate like I want to lol

[@trakeC]

This conversation was awsome 5 min ago... I learned nothing from it

[@isakalbertsson3919]

Why is there a nas(bol) on ur podcast

[@jonashorn8354]

Top 10 Anime crossovers

[@JessicaMorgani]

That's the most American Canadian ever and I love him

[@wchemik7777]

an hour of unscripted JREG yes please

[@Doubleagentaron]

I like to think that jreg is eating the corpse of truth during this podcast

[@br0k3nl0g4n]

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS FOREVER Y'ALL YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

[@player-il8me]

this has the most effortless sponsor ad i have ever seen very cool

[@jamespierce5355]

Jreg is the Andy Kaufman of breadtube

[@UseTheLess00]

It turned out the person behind Jreg was Jreg all along

[@a-s-greig]

The man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind...

[@Red1Ahmed]

When I saw this in my notifications I genuinely felt the fanboy enthusiasm. I was so hoping this podcast was going to happens and it happened! Let's fuuuucking goooooo

[@kiddkuru]

I DIDNT KNOW THE GREAT SISYPHUS COLLABORATED WITH LORD JREG

[@KalpeshMange92]

How unarticulated does one have to be to be able to find the right words to describe this beauty. Good job, Syphilis for trying to hold the fort. You’re courageous.

[@paratame105]

I listened to this after watching your latest Zorbas video and I gotta say Jreg reminds of that dude. I realise that you can't really take anything he says seriously; but especially the part around minute 40 where he talked about not identifying with what he said 5 minutes ago and that really reminded me of Zorba's way of life.

[@joshy-noha]

I feel this is going to be something like the Temple OS guy. This mind is so incredibly brilliant in its own way too.

[@driveasandwich6734]

Congratulations, Sisyphus, on making sense out of Jreg's words!

[@billwaterson9492]

I could listen to you endure Jreg 7 days a week. Please more

[@alexanderwill2847]

7:48 “CorpHeroic CorpaErotic”

[@a-s-greig]

I'm almost certain he meant "corporatocratic." What he said tho? Based, as usual.

[@IvanAlexandrovi4]

My brain hurts, but in a tingly way

[@igniex]

This is amazing! My favourite episode of any podcast now

[@poisonedcheeseproductions]

it took me a minute to see where this guy was going and now that i get it, i no longer get what he is talking about

[@billwaterson9492]

You brought Jreg to me and I'm so grateful. Appreciate ya

[@jacksonsenter5784]

whoaaaa jreg is a hegelian it all makes sense now

[@tofolcano9639]

He's so based. Determinism and free will are not necessarily contradictory. I too believe that everything is deterministic and exclusively dependant of the material conditions, the laws of physics and ones trajectory. Yet at the same time within that unchangeable fate there is a choice, one choice at a time that we always make and always will make. The choice is made by us, but there's always only one available choice. That choice is whatever physics and determinism has set up your brain as a physically possible option for you to think or for you to do, anything else would be breaking the laws of physics.

[@senaesul3128]

So you're saying free will doesn't exist, or if it does the definition is that of a perceptual illusion.

[@rubricatusseneca5770]

Your not understanding Jregs crypto assertive nihilism he speaks continously on the death of truth and the subjective nature of reality

[@adrianacajvan7399]

free will implies you have the choice to exist. It s self contradicting. You can't choose to appear in this world or not because to even have that choice YOU NEED TO EXIST. So. No. There is no free will. There is the idea of free will that exist and it s true. Because is an idea. 🎉

[@John_Leaves]

i didn't understand or care about anything you talked about! I am exited however, and actually can not wait for the new "Squiphouwechétté '89" that was announced. It sounds like something i would really enjoy!

[@Spartanoffaith]

Ah yes the Sisyphus S.S. podcast

[@JessicaMorgani]

I am whatching this in loop, plz destroy my mind Jreg daddy S2

[@maxonmendel5757]

Jreg is a deeply closeted homosexual

[@kickass1437]

JREG doesn’t want to be locked in a box.

[@a-s-greig]

A tesseract, maybe. But not a box.

[@justussneary19]

This is the funniest podcast I've ever heard.

[@Everettalla]

“would you like to introduce yourself” “not really” so based