I once knew a Breton who did two skooma and now he's Forsworn. True story. Very sad.
@djdagoth Жыл бұрын
Horrible. And unfortunately, that's a common occurrence reported to the Sixth House from our diplomatic offices in the Reach.
@satansjihad6353 Жыл бұрын
I once knew an imperial monk who did skooma now hes no longer the spymaster.
@Hypsilophodontidae Жыл бұрын
@@satansjihad6353 many such cases.
@numb3r10brandstudio Жыл бұрын
I once knew an Archmage that was spotted doing Skooma on the border of Elswyer and Cyrodiil. Man was demoted and he was never the same again.
@Hypsilophodontidae Жыл бұрын
@@numb3r10brandstudio ah yes, I remember reading about this incident in the Black Horse Courier. Very disturbing.
@TheAzureEnd Жыл бұрын
A special consideration especially if you own a pet Khajiit. Remember to spay, neuter, and keep your cat folk away from Skooma.
@TurtleShroom3 Жыл бұрын
Why would you spay or neuter your slaves? How else do you get more slaves?
@deantrail6789 Жыл бұрын
You guys don't breed your slaves?
@randomforester_462 Жыл бұрын
@@TurtleShroom3 You got to control the slave populous, otherwise may you have a rebellion on your hands.
@4cammer Жыл бұрын
@@TurtleShroom3 Slaves cost money to house and feed. No need to overwhelm the income of your farm with an overabundance of farm equipment.
@TurtleShroom3 Жыл бұрын
@@4cammer Ah, the Ottoman approach.
@flarefox3797 Жыл бұрын
I love how he talks of this after getting high for that first lava-side talk
@djdagoth Жыл бұрын
Lol I've been working on the second lava-side chat where he also stacks some serious skoomie-bong hits.
@MatthewMcRowan Жыл бұрын
In my younger days I knew a boy named Jon. Me and Jon hanged out a lot, and one day he invited me to his house. I remember walking through the door, feeling foul smell in the air. At first I didn't know what was that, but once I took a closer look around I saw that this was a drug house. His dad was addicted to skooma. I never hanged out with Jon after that... Keep off skooma, lads.
@GrimmHood Жыл бұрын
I am so sorry. I will pray to Lord Dagoth that Jon kicks the addiction. Unless he is not a Dunmer, then Jon and his whole family can go to oblivion.
@tonobaker601 Жыл бұрын
Dude that wasn’t skooma that was weeeeeeed duuuudee😮😢
@spungfoo Жыл бұрын
This sounds like it could actually be from one of those old timey drug scare films. Well done!
@jessegarrett2229 Жыл бұрын
It's almost word for word the script for Reefer Madness
@djdagoth Жыл бұрын
I planned to include the whole plot of Reefer Madness with a bunch of Elder Scrolls references, but it would've made the video too long. So I just settled on Dunmerizing Mae Coleman and Jack Perry's names. 😂
@omegawilliam95s36 Жыл бұрын
A former Skooma user, this stuff is scary, especially if you don't know it's a drug. I was up in Dawnstar when I found the cat's chest, hidden behind some rocks. I thought the little green bottles were Stamina potions, so I drank every last one once I needed them. Woke up in the Kinereth Temple with several arrows in my knees, I don't what happened to do that but clearly Skooma was involved.
@mr.joedirt858310 ай бұрын
I met Hunter Biden in Suran at Desele's House of Earthly Delights. He was arguing with a dancer over child support payments. He was a cool guy. He took me to Solstheim where we got plastered at Thirsk mead hall. Then we went to a cabin in the woods and met a guy named Uncle Sweetshare. He offered us some pastries. They were delicious. Dagoth must have cast a dream spell or something on me because the next thing I remember was waking up on the beach outside of Raven Rock next to a spriggan matron. I was digging splinters out of my junk for a week. I haven't seen Hunter since then.
@asedonii-chan8466 Жыл бұрын
And remember to keep farm tools away from hist sap
@neurobot9844 Жыл бұрын
DJDagoth best Dagoth
@djdagoth Жыл бұрын
We appreciate that!
@sanderssonjankins6251 Жыл бұрын
sure looks like it
@FunkyDGriffy Жыл бұрын
You honor the 6th house and tribe unmourned.
@SpicyPotato8675 Жыл бұрын
This is the great thing to hit KZbin since the Senile Scribbles
@Aristocles22 Жыл бұрын
Needs more images of Khajiit frantically playing the piano, murdering each other, and leaping from windows.
@eddoh2701 Жыл бұрын
Argonian HAVE FEELINGS should it bring amusement to the Hist Tree.
@UnknownUser-fe5zu Жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I found skooma and a pipe in my Morrowind play through, from then on out I was addicted to finding anything related to the drug. It’s truly very dangerous.
@Giantspycrab Жыл бұрын
Guys it's 100% true, I knew a friend of a friend who tried Skooma once and he DIED My friend tried telling him that skooma was bad, everyone got up and clapped, but he didn't listen...
@thomaspaine7098 Жыл бұрын
Hear Daril is making its way out of blackmarsh as well, the dealers are being exterminating by the An-Xileel and many are fleeing out of the swamp into morrowind
@PotooBurd Жыл бұрын
I enjoy this so much! Amazing content, best wishes to you and your future projects! 🌻
@CT-1902 Жыл бұрын
We must all be vigilant and follow Lord Dagoth's wise words to stamp out this killer of our youth.
@FranchescoiSpeed Жыл бұрын
Now I know how to make my own skooma so we can stop the trafficking
@thepollenator5582 Жыл бұрын
Love the videos man, hope to see more! Really funny stuff lol
@TurtleShroom3 Жыл бұрын
Everything he is saying in this video is true, though. Skooma REALLY IS dangerous.
@phatkat301 Жыл бұрын
khajiit has wares for you...winks slyly
@normalhuman9878 Жыл бұрын
It's true! I tried skooma once and died instantly
@Firestar-TV7 ай бұрын
I thought Moon Sugar Plants can't be cultivated in Morrowind. It's frightening that they found a Way. Imagine if a Child finds it
@MBP1918 Жыл бұрын
Dagoth Ur spread awareness
@streamspoart26717 ай бұрын
Skooma is Khajiit's propaganda to conquering Tamriel
@aymenbeltv720 Жыл бұрын
Here my lord
@supercellodude Жыл бұрын
If skooma addiction is a disease, then does contracting Corprus prevent you from getting addicted? inb4 this is actually 6th house propaganda for people to buy ash statues /s
@TheySchlendrian2 ай бұрын
Slaver lies! Khajiit has taken Skooma for centuries and it has not hurt Khajiit at all! It is the sweet gift of the moons! 🐱
@BenjaminSpencer-m1k4 ай бұрын
This from a guy whos head is a bong..
@austinbutcher8106 Жыл бұрын
Welll skyrim skooma is very weak
@rustyshackleford10629 ай бұрын
Skyrim on skooma mod, you'll never be sober again.