The Ultimate City Slicker - Jerma Streams Mon Bazou (Long Edit)

From Jerma's Mon Bazou stream (4/20/2022): • Jerma Streams - Mon Bazou / / 1462207883
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
At least he can run errands for you.
Push-up Music: watson - 捕まえろ！！ • 捕まえろ！【フリーBGM・音楽素材MusMus】
Note: This edit was requested by Tom H.

[@Blackrain7070]

Jerma talks for four minutes on mute and says he can't type because he can't read his keyboard while insisting he's not high on 4/20 is such an amazing intro

[@jordynensor2081]

all the while it sounds like he’s got at least seven cotton balls in his mouth

[@cattlemantis]

Sober as a stone

[@pj1789]

UPPER CLASS STREAMER BEWILDERED by a simple, humble LOG SPLITTER

[@renatlottiepilled]

city andy LUL

[@skislope4218]

UPPER CLASS STREAMER has an ESPRESSO MACHINE in his BATHROOM

[@ketsuakagi5646]

His soft weak hands have never worked a day in his life

[@asmodeuslol7904]

Bourgeois andy CANNOT comprehend the struggle of the proletariat

[@katzea.a7880]

princess andy

[@FloydPinkerton]

SOFT-HANDED CITY BOY BAFFLED by mere existence of MANUAL LABOR EQUIPMENT

[@justdirt]

I remembering watching this stream live. It's almost a 7 hour stream btw, he chopped wood for close to 3 hours. It was all worth it for when he has an existential crisis about that horrific face he made and then crashes his car immediately, ruining over 45 minutes of work

[@mellowmelly9258]

"ALMOST" a seven hour stream??? the vod is 8 hours and five minutes long this MADMAN is OUT OF CONTROL

[@glub4234]

I like how you said he was chopping wood for 3 hours, but only lost 45 minutes of work.

[@junipre985]

@@glub4234he only loaded the last 45 minutes worth of wood

[@Matoro342]

"Sober as a stone" TCH has replaced his blood.

[@reno6703]

Those damn vaporizer pens that killed those kids

[@eaglesattack]

RIP TCH

[@Thomas_Angelo]

He is stoned

[@plastiktuten3866]

lmfao it was so obvious that he was high as a kite, and I loved it

[@breadslayer7442]

What the heck is TCH hahaha

[@MakayKakescupcakes]

That fucking intro oh my god. Mod tells jerma “DONT talk about drinking an espresso while you SHIT today” and jerma is like “Let me go into detail about how I drank an espresso while I shit today”

[@MyNameHere101]

The insane urge to just reach through the screen and SNATCH the mouse to just DO IT MYSELF MY GOD IT'S RIGHT THERE JEREMY

[@waterbottle6644]

He's so deranged whenever he wears red

[@IMosuGoji]

it’s because he’s a sus imposter and red = imposter

[@astracontritus1209]

THE LOATHSOME LOG SPLITTER

[@frynsesmadrer1]

It makes me happy that Jerma seems as unhinged as ever despite his mods and manager feeling the need to try and keep a lid on him.

[@lukabrasi001]

he's got a manager??

[@KaoticViber]

​@@lukabrasi001 yeah dude, it's Paul Bearer

[@angrypanguy]

"every single person ON EARTH has seen that video" -Jerma about the fastest hot dog shooter in the world video that has 343k views

[@Thomas_Angelo]

There is one with 1.1 mil but it was uploaded 1 year after the original 278k one. Society is only 1.1 mil people.

[@cragraven]

Jerma in games where there is like 0 penalty when you crash: Oh my god I’m going way too fast I need to slow down Jerma in this: only drives truck in 4th gear

[@gigi-riley]

you know it’s a good day when 3rd jerma uploads

[@DemonicRobots]

Jerma does a lot of stuff on the toilet, including streaming. So him drinking an espresso while taking a shit is accurate

[@fedorafinder]

Probably my favorite Seinfeld episode, I loved it when Kramer zerked off onto George’s laptop for thirty minutes

[@kaizerdeath12]

He really is too rich to learn how to follow a straight line without veering off a cliff for a fall joke

[@kelza_]

Love watching Jerma while I work on my lab reports. he babbles madly in the background and I approximate the calving seasons of wildebeests in the Serengeti.

[@eltio2580]

The Mon bazou stream is like the polar opposite of The Long Drive Stream. I feel like this one is complete and utter chaos, not something I would put in the background while I fall asleep

[@dogthebountyhunter8504]

God help the poor souls that have to ride shotgun when Jermas driving

[@hauntedsunsets]

god I was fucking SCREAMING "nononono" watching him drive away with the wood cause I KNEW there was a ditch there that he wouldn't be able to see

[@Purplestufff]

Watching this for a second time, and I think my favorite moment is at 34:32. He doesn’t try to argue with chat, he doesn’t defend himself, he just resigns to the fact that he IS pissed.

[@bubblebuddy7792]

i wrote the "jerma please we're so close to disneyland comment" as demiv0 at 1:32:15, crowning achievement thank you for including that bit

[@AndreasWB]

I pooped on the toilet as he read that and saw this comment at the same time as the battleship was sunk. Gz buddy

[@Doomessenger4654]

+2

[@jakii3621]

Why does the kid talk like he hasn’t drank water in 6 months

[@leesimmers6693]

I think about this bit almost daily, thank you for adding this to my life

[@stpblo3676]

One day Jerma’s gonna go live with him in the same spot with the same setup until we hear a faint stream of water for a few seconds, then he’ll reach for something behind his back and the sound of rushing water as he keeps gaming.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

His streaming setup from the Dollhouse stream will become a reality, MonkaS

[@mcwetpatch]

i thought this was about flooding his own home on purpose with like a garden hose but it's about a toilet

[@checkurs675]

this game needs a streamer mode that holds your hand

[@TzarTVR]

14:15 groggy gary pre-ultrakill era

[@spaghettivase4808]

Excuse me thats Hamster Herman

[@Azby_]

Skye you keep pumping out multi hour long edits like it's nothing. I remain eternally grateful 🙏 I wouldn't be the jermamite I am now without you

[@jacobpapp2148]

People like Skye are some of the best in the community, they've done so much for us 🥹

[@ballfart6990]

the stream that revealed how insanely rich he actually is

[@peridooter530]

Jerma describes Panama shifts, gets called a socialist. Lmao two days on three days off is a real thing, if you have the people it increases productivity a fuck ton

[@peridooter530]

@@FatherNagic Never heard of a salary job huh? You also clearly dont know what Panamas are. You have multiple teams so people are always working. Usually Panamas work in 12 hour shifts as well. Before you start telling people "youre gone" maybe know what your discussing, alright champ?

[@sneezegaming7460]

@@peridooter530 Shocker: 48 hour work week more productive than 40 hour work week

[@pooppoop6337]

Tell me you've never put much thought into different types of jobs with- oh no, you already told me.

[@cheyannei5983]

​@@sneezegaming7460The kinds of jobs that run those shifts have people working around the clock regardless, it's just people do the bulk of their work fresh so you have more fresh shifts throughout the week

[@jasper_the_ghost]

You know it’s a good game when there’s a slur on command button

[@renatlottiepilled]

Jerma and a car game is as good a pairing as red wine and steak

[@Channeldyhb]

Jeremy sounds like shaggy from Scooby-Doo except he retired from the mystery crew and became a twitch streamer

[@Channeldyhb]

Oto is Scooby-Doo

[@bonebag1961]

That makes sense since jerma's not real

[@IMosuGoji]

the same guy who played Shaggy played the Purple Guy in FNAF, who is a murderer Jerma is a murderer coincidence???

[@Purplestufff]

The log splitter revelation almost destroyed Jerma completely

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

Honestly it's kinda cool to see a game taking place in the early 2000s

[@experssion123]

Can go back to my childhood

[@chancethefapper4528]

This video really made me realise how much Skye's edit style perfects Jerma's comedic timing, loved it!

[@KetsaKunta]

Him being so confident about the log splitter not being a log splitter was cringe bro

[@connorbrown2194]

imagining seeing a crazy guy come up to your gas station two days in a row 10 minutes before closing and he can't figure out how to open the cap on his gas can

[@KetsaKunta]

He mentioned that cave men would look at the sun and he didn't think of doing that himself at all

[@harryhinkley8835]

I love how he cannot fathom the concept of a piece of machinery being attached to a truck. Like, if the log splitter was just a trailer, WHAT IS IT USED FOR JEREMY

[@Professorlicme8]

the drunk dad and scared kid bits are always so damn funny

[@caluhhhb]

what does he even mean by a coupler trailer that hooks onto the back of your truck? jerma's logic trains are interesting

[@skye4]

Probably because it said "tried to attach to air" when he interacted with the front part of it.

[@caluhhhb]

@@skye4 no i know, but does he not know what a trailer is? and if that whole thing WAS just a coupler, what the hell is it pulling? an actual trailer? lmao

[@skye4]

@@caluhhhb The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.

[@Litepaw]

mountainpeak mountainpeak mountainpeak LEFT

[@skwooby]

loved the cutback to the previous stream when he mentioned homework lol

[@chancethefapper4528]

1:04:53 proves Jerma is the next Mr Bean

[@theblobconsumes4859]

Despite the simplicity of this stream, this was one of my favorite recent streams from Jerma. Very entertaining. This is one of those streams I like enough to be able to watch the full unedited thing, as with the No More Heroes streams and all.

[@cFrogjar]

neurons activate every time he says gas

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Gyass

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Thank you Skye4 for making the pushup segment a lot more bearable, the background silence with just his grunts was very unnerving.

[@derpyyoshi1137]

YES I loved this stream. Thank you!

[@AiOinc1]

This was a great stream but the best part was by far the time where Jerma accidentally confirmed he has an account on chaturbate

[@RileyC0y0te]

I would eat bugs on the ground and I would live.

[@RedEarth20XDX]

1:11:15 I believe Boston's streets were made by paving over roads ment for horses which is why they're so small and janky.

[@maglev_]

it actually made me mad how hard he denied it was a log splitter after looking directly at the mechanism that was clearly made to split logs

[@scatterbraindonor]

Thanks to Jeremy I found about this game and adore it. I absolutely love watching it and I'm happy my favorite stream compiler made it the next target! You're the best Skye!

[@cragraven]

Omg Jerma played this?! I love this game so much! …can’t wait to see him crash his car over and over… Thanks Skye!

[@CandyCain]

Jerma learning what a log splitter is so so funny oh my god

[@Phytem]

that intro was perfect for this

[@zombi0muertos]

Thank you very much as always! I use every new edit from you to sleep every night, forever grateful!

[@harryhinkley8835]

Im just realizing this game is just french Canadian my summer car and its so funny

[@monoboy81]

EPIC, thanks Skye ur amazing seriously

[@Ziggsters1515]

omg yess this is one of my fav steams ty skye!

[@Jlukasph]

44:20 completely contradicting every point he tried to make in botw about being agile eniugh to dodge an axe

[@liamstewart6260]

I can only imagine what it must have felt like to tune into this stream during the push up sequence

[@vurruckt]

Thank you for the video

[@arivolden1989]

funny that in the US Jerma is considered a socialist for his extremely moderate views on education and overworking.

[@austinobambino1360]

Pro-labor Andy

[@pooppoop6337]

Yes, congratulations, you are on the cusp of discovering that places are different and there is no one correct worldview or way to run a society.

[@erykaldo2l270]

@@pooppoop6337 Who shat in your cereal this morning?

[@gagebeveridge5880]

​@@pooppoop6337Nah man, America just fucking sucks

[@MetaWhiteYoshi]

The edit for when he thinks of what he said was so good

[@braintumor10000]

think about just how many games of hearthstone that guy had to play

[@Channeldyhb]

Jeremy is like modern day Seinfeld

[@ReifinDFanchon]

1:45:26 and 1:45:48 the double one guy moment turn into life lesson with Jeremy. I'm genuinely love when he does serious talk, let's get ourselves relax, sit back, contemplate our life, and open our eyes for opinion from different perspective on whatever Jerma is talking about.

[@punkuke]

I love it when chat gets mad at him for not believing them while simultaneously being pathological liars constantly.

[@WiltingWillow._.]

I feel like its safe to assume the Bat Blood Circulation doesn't have the same downsides human circulation has hanging upside down

[@abelhaugen5897]

Literally just got caught eating spaghetti when he called it lol

[@dragomusic4907]

1:58:09 was I think was one of the hardest times I've laughed in a Jerma stream. Only thing that comes close that I remember is Jigsaw House Flipper rapping

[@murderpickles]

Happy 4/20 jerma

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I watched the VOD of this and it was so slow and so long I never even got to the best parts lmao thank you so much for this edit, I’d have never seen the push-ups or the “BLOWJOB!?!?!” Moments

[@supermalario1323]

best stream ever

[@ainsley5843]

best stream OF THE YEAR

[@meteb10]

Skye for the rescue, you never miss mister Skye thank you very much

[@paulservary5360]

City slicker

[@ChewyTwee]

the weirdest part for me is that he believes log splitter and trailer are somehow mutually exclusive as if someone wouldnt want to be able to hitch their log cutting machine to something else

[@loulou3467]

as someone from Québec, Jerma saying Aweille donc Jacques made my day

[@ashamefulgamer1578]

As someone from Québec I do confirm we eat poop and grow weed

[@pancakehm5563]

mmmmmmmmmm skye4 edit, huge thanks

[@plastiktuten3866]

skye, the absolute GOAT of editors

[@spooky1058]

Skye4 edits keep me moving forward thank u

[@Zuzuga1]

1:05:20 is a gold, how i didnt see it in any compilation

[@Braindead-Baby-Hazel]

Man he REALLY didn't like being called a socialist or gay

[@soloflyer1757]

man your almost caught up to real time keep it up sky

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

Chat is Jermas real girlfriend.

[@kalimaude3532]

1:36:19 nearly stopped my heart with laughter.

[@pmoreisTHEband]

Bro I was literally eating spaghetti on the second seat of the couch with brown hair when he said that

[@NyanMango]

I think Jerma's Seinfeld idea is hilarious

[@ALCHEMYST14]

As someone who's a car guy and who has driven standard since I was 15, him fucking around with the truck physically hurts me

[@oh-no-plz-no2299]

a god among men, skye

[@hamburglar7403]

That coffee tasted like dookie, you know it did

[@Dahk]

I cant believe that Jerma drives 100 hours a week, thats wild

[@metromafia5431]

Time to pass out somehow while watching this

[@vexx80000]

I love the little 🤏steamer, thanks for these long edits!

[@Thomas_Angelo]

This vid has made me search "fastest hot dog shooter" and then be bewildered by the fact that it has 1.1 mil views and the every human on earth has seen it(FACT STATED BY JERMA) and then find out there are nearly 8 billion non humans among us.

[@valorrous04]

😍thank you skye!!

[@Biodeamon]

I think having people throw away money and getting shackled with debt is part of the plan

[@Aria_uwu]

jerma telling us to take better care of ourselves and eat properly as i pour a box of nerds into my mouth