Skyrim: 5 Absurdly Hilarious Glitches and Bugs You May Not Have Seen - Elder Scrolls 5 Facts

[@ajwillis2985]

I used the calm spell on a bandit once. You will never guess who showed up to my wedding ceremony.

[@snoogy9737]

AJ Willis did Elon Musk attend ur wedding

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Aw, that's sweet.^^

[@betternamepending7483]

AJ Willis a dragon?

[@sharkuel]

Miraak's corpse? Happened to me. lol

[@mmarcian3495]

a sweetroll?

[@bantaar]

You can pick up all my crops and sell them to the nearest vendor, and I won't care. You can bring a dragon to spew fire over my house, and I won't mind. You can bring death and destruction every step you take, and I'll applaud. Just don't kill my little chicken. I love him.

[@notagoat281]

NOT THE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!

[@thomasjenkins7506]

you know? that's true. don't kill my animals or i will wage holy war upon you and your house.

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

I will take your chicken and burn them with a dragon and then attack the chicken with every step i take then sell them

[@helenp703]

@@toasterhavingabath6980 I hope you know what you've just done INHALE *VOOS* *RAKAH*

[@thomasdarby6084]

The chicken thing reminds me of a glitch in the original Ratchet & Clank game, where the Morph-O-Ray turns enemies into chickens. Once you raise it's level to gold, you get extremely large brown chickens that defy gravity, even walk on water or lava!

[@brodielewis3488]

I once came across a giant the was the size of a normal npc human. I had idea what I was looking at so i approached it and it sent my ass to the moon.

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Lmao. The only thing funnier than the giant space program, the giant midget space program XD

[@eirrin47]

LOL

[@DanielDornekDorda]

i laughed xd

[@Luubelaar]

I saw one of them recently too. I just figured that it was a type of "dwarfism" in giants and left him be. I mean, life is tough out in the wilderness, but it must be tougher when you've got some medical issue that gives you stature that is significantly smaller than the rest of your kind. I didn't need to make his life harder. Poor guy.

[@annag6400]

David Anderson 😂😂😂

[@Wiseman6672]

I once found a vampire in castle volikar that was named "whiterun guard"

[@asparagoose8992]

this guy they say if a vampire so much as scratches you, you’ll turn into one. That better not be true

[@SansmansExe]

this guy I found one named miraak

[@scyobiempire4450]

That’s nothing, I found one called ‘burned corpse’

[@emendo2696]

this guy I used to be a human like you, but then I took a bite to the neck

[@Sir_Reynolds]

@@scyobiempire4450 wait so you found my ex?

[@zakurazenkato9045]

My favorite glitch where a Dawnstar Guard came into the dark brotherhood sanctuary like he owns the damn place. And I still have photos of him chilling out with the assassins.

[@mercutiolives2883]

Psst... I know who you are. Hail Sithis.

[@mompernl]

@Kendall Bass a year ago mate...

[@Elena-bk4fs]

@@mercutiolives2883 “I heard rumors of dark tidings in Dawnstar. You wouldn’t have anything to do with it, would you?”

[@learad3034]

I had that one too! They would sit at a table and just start eating and if you pushed them towards the door they would just walk away from it to only find the nearest table to eat more lmfao

[@carissanleipold954]

Last night an imperial soldier chased me into the Dawnstar sanctuary when I was trying to track down Cicero (i let the poor clown live, had to kill the guard tho.) Not sure how he guessed the answer to the question lol

[@diabolicallink]

I had no clue the Giant death thing was a glitch. I thought that's just how strong they were suppose to be.

[@viprthered]

diabolicallink same

[@KaoticPhoenix]

diabolicallink Then that makes then pretty damn strong and could probably take over Skyrim if they wanted

[@Nunyabusinessbro]

I didn't ever think about it being because of their strength, I thought it was just a funny thing put in by developers! I never knew it was originally a glitch!

[@xxskoomaxx8392]

diabolicallink same

[@NinjaFarts77]

Same

[@chibble6343]

I once killed a dragon, only to have it glitch back to life as a skeleton and try to kill me again. I couldn't kill it again, since it was technically dead, and somehow could do me damage but I couldn't hurt it. So, there's a giant undead unkillable skeledragon flying somewhere around Dawnstar

[@DFX2KX]

fortunately, those hellspawn do eventually de-glitch and die properly. Eventually. The once or twice that's happened to me, They just fell out of the sky when I loaded the cell they where last in after a few hours of screwing around-err questing in another hold.

[@LunaticKD1991]

😂

[@darvaniplays9421]

Chibble If you didn't name him Skaley (Skeleton... Dragon scales... No? Ok) I'm gonna be very upset.

[@Erfierazgzb0ss4u]

But did he show up at your wedding?

[@GlassAngelRain]

Chibble, what I am picturing is Cicero doing the Jack Sparrow run out of the Brotherhood santuary in Dawnstar trying to avoid your invincible sckeledragon and I’m laughing so hard rn!

[@TrevDawgRS]

I had a glitch once where I entered a building in riften and there were randomly like 50 thieves in there. They were just all running around trying to hide. Then I exited the house and all of them followed me out. The next thing i Know theres a full out battle between the thieves and everyone else in riften. It was pretty random, but I had to reload my game as many characters in riften were dead.

[@GoldieMethrans]

Jesus, Nocturna had quite a laugh over that, I bet.

[@sirthrustsalot560]

I've ran into a thing in Solitude where right before entering the castle training grounds there would be like 20 to 30 guards in 1 area and then suddenly they all just break apart turning into a huge crowd. I'm on Xbox 360 btw, you might run into it also if you play 360.

[@GoldieMethrans]

@@sirthrustsalot560 LOL! Some stuff you can see ... also, that name. 👍👏👏

[@sirthrustsalot560]

@@GoldieMethrans Heh yeah also ran into another glitch where the NPCs wont have any clothes on lol.

[@GoldieMethrans]

@@sirthrustsalot560 Like all NPCs? Not just the couriers? 😆

[@johnndoe329]

A T-pose Lydia psychically doing melee damage to opponents without drawing a sword or moving her... anything.

[@anaccountlostintime]

lol Lydia died and fell through the floor

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

Yeah, cuz you killed and resurrected her countless times using console commands, we know how it goes 😂

[@thomasjenkins7506]

she's a dragon priest?

[@Lavendeer201]

Lol that's awesome

[@Alexandre_Lopes1954]

I've had this because of a FNIS error

[@TheDragonfang134]

the funneist glitch ive seen is a dragon dying from fall damage.... i'll just let that one sink in.

[@Sir_Reynolds]

I had to stop for a minute and think on how the hell that can happen

[@thegreatfugginpotato3922]

Lol

[@thomasjenkins7506]

that happens to me a ton. it's certainly better than the dragon flying up to the top of the skybox (damn you alduin).

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

WaitWhatTheFuck-

[@immagical7036]

Crash landed while on low health??

[@beelzibubbles]

The first time I noticed the mannequins wandering was when I was entered my manor and just caught them stepping back on their stands. That was far creepier than seeing them walk around.

[@funni_noises]

Beelzibubbles it’s like toy story they are alive but they are supposed to not move so they don’t get caught

[@raymond8439]

And that's why I rent a room at the bannered Mare every week

[@thecookiemaster41]

@@raymond8439 *LLLLOOOOOOLLLL*

[@cupofjoen]

@Kendall Bass manor that was so expensive you can buy on solitude.

[@ctdaniels7049]

ANDY'S COMING

[@queenhannah346]

in my game, the guy that you’re supposed to give Frost to (i know his name but i’m not sure how to spell the last part, i think it’s like Louis Letrush or something) is outside of whiterun by the stables in his normal spot, BUT there are five of him and they are standing in a circle constantly saying “goodmorning” is while facing each other

[@shoenicemugshot310]

It's a cult

[@BoBurnhamsToe]

I have that with two or three different npcs It's... interesting

[@idonthaveabody.help.4736]

Oh god imagine if that happens with nazeem

[@justinfarmer7460]

That happened to me on my very first playthrough. Nine years later, I still avoid him like a plague.

[@CloudsGirl7]

Oh, I HATE that glitch. I had six and counting before I decided to start a new file without doing that quest.

[@TsukimuraMidori]

Best glitch ever: During my wedding (I'd already become thane of every hold and master of every guild) a dragon priest shows up in the temple of Mara, and proceeds to be killed by General Tulius, Brynjolf, and Nazir.

[@elephystry]

Was it named?

[@brykit1972]

Never should have come here!

[@GoldieMethrans]

@@ori4903 I did read that someone had Miraak's corpse show up during their wedding ceremony. 😂

[@Qwozocube]

I swear, weddings are fucking broken.

[@Birds-are-Cool-j]

feature*

[@renebranstetter7414]

Dragonborn sees giant chicken, turns to housecarl, "we're gonna need a bigger cooking pot." As for the mannequin's first thought, "Ah crap, weeping Angel's."

[@imacatnya346]

I don't understand why this doesn't have more likes.

[@Matheus21video]

Doctor Who

[@azboy4god216]

The first time I've ever encountered a giant: I tried to sneak around their camp, but my companion got a bright idea to attack one of them without me noticing. I soon notice that my companion is no longer by my side. At that very moment I see a body flying in the distance at an incredible speed across my screen. I had never been so confused... Of course after I went back to visit the Giants to confirm if what I saw really was what I thought it was. And a giant did that exact same thing to me. I was above the throat of the world within seconds.

[@theresahall3255]

You'll know you're near a giant's plot of land when you see a mammoth flying sky high in the distance. ...or plummeting earthward.

[@linkblade0]

My favorite glitch I had was Glitchy the Dragon. Good old Glitchy was a permanent feature in my Xbox 360 version of the game and even had some appearances in my PC version. Glitchy was a Dragon that just wanted to relax. His usual perch of choice was Bonestrewn Crest. Where he could enjoy the fine view of Eastmarch while swooping down in all his glitchy glory to eat the occasional traveler to the nearby hotsprings. Life was good for dear Glitchy. However, Glitchy had one flaw the led him to being shunned by his brethren and indeed made the surrounding landscape nearly rendered uninhabitable and not for the fact he was a fire breathing monster. No, Glitchy caused everything around him.. To become glitched and laggy. NPC's flying off into the distance as they forgot the ground was there. And 5 FPS as you wander his domain. But nothing around him was as glitched as Glitchy himself. Glitchy was a master of flight to such a degree that even Alduin was forced to respect (thus the reason he was brought back in the first place). For Glitchy, could fly backwards. Sideways and diagonally as well. Truly he was a wonder to behold. He also mastered his power to such a degree that he could fly backwards OUT of combat causing his health to regenerate to full, then come swooping in a spiral formation back into the fray. Eastmarch was largely left in Glitchy's capable claws though the occasion roaming dragon would approach. Perhaps seeking to learn from this master dragon. There are many theories as to how Glitchy achieved this amazing power that even Alduin himself acknowledged. Some believe that in a fit of fancy Sheogorath decided to bless/curse Glitchy. To be given amazing power, but be shunned by the world. Others believe that he is the dragon equivalent to a daedra, or a daedric servant to Sheogorath using the form of the dragon to instill fear and chaos across the land. Perhaps he just wanted to be, the very best... like no dragon ever was. Whatever the case. After several battles between Glitchy and the Dragonborn. The Dragonborn, begrudgingly at first, came to acknowledge the great beast as the one dragon he could not slay. As even in the one battle they fought where the Dragonborn was victorious. Glitchy refused to surrender his soul, and his corpse flew into the void. Disappearing into the mountains. Thus, ends the legend. Of Glitchy the Dragon.

[@Luubelaar]

* standing ovation * Bravo! Bravo! Brilliant! I love it.

[@notagoat281]

This is truly the greatest legend Skyrim has to offer.

[@ClassyRaptor451]

Bethesda, make this an actual dragon and not a glitch. I want to see this.

[@MrArcadia2009]

*Cannot say anything laughing and crying at the same time*

[@bryancranstonofallpeople1282]

*wheeze* That was beautiful.

[@Coleo20]

Lydia's jealousy transcends this mortal plane of existence. She won't let another woman or even death itself come between you!

[@MrArcadia2009]

OMFG, YES!

[@jaa928]

When that woman swears to carry your burdens, she means it!

[@prinzdenax]

Lmao

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

What if you married a guy? I ... accidentally married the blacksmith in Riften,I wanted to sell something but I was wearing the Amulet of Mara (because of a quest) usually the "What have you got for sale" option is the First one so I just clicked without looking And when I looked over ,I... didn't Want to break his heart so I said yes,So I guess the Dragonborn is gay (not that I have a problem with that ) ,And I know you can reload ,but Meh I didn't want to do that

[@allisonmccord3492]

You're sworn to carry her burden...for all of eternity.

[@Stroopwafe1]

1. Goats and bunnies ascending to the heavens until finally being smitten to the ground resulting in their death. 2. Items you place on a killed dragon will fly in the air after the dragon despawns. 3. People sitting quite some distance away from their seats 4. And finally: Seeing Nazeem visit the cloud district. (I was very confused when I first saw that, I just had to end the madness)

[@texasred1839]

Lol I fast traveled to the throat of the world and saw a goat coming from the sky.

[@niv2097]

I know this comment is older than the greybeards themselves, but I just had the "items placed on a dragon will fly after it despawns" thing happen to me the other day, and this comment clears up the confusion I had about why there was a random pair of floating boots - thanks!

[@Stroopwafe1]

@@niv2097 LMAO, you're welcome I guess. Also: I made this comment 2 years ago? Damn! time flies

[@NextExit_Durham]

No-one: Nate: Chickens are very interesting creatures in Skyrim

[@Smokin_Snowman]

One time I climbed to the top of a pretty large mountain (dont remember where at exactly) on the back of my trusty steed, and I got to the top and decided to get off. I accidentally shouted right as I got off of my horse and it shot through the sky like a rocket. I watched as it just kinda went off into the distance. Not a second after that I see the horse come right back by me going in the same direction as before. A few more seconds go by and it disappears and it happens again! I saved a file and still have it to this day, my old horse forever stuck in an orbit around skyrim.

[@snewsh]

Eat your heart out, russians.

[@Saric92]

Sometimes, and seemingly randomly, when going through the plains near whiterun, mammoths will just...spawn mid air and fall to their death.

[@jaydansucks7404]

I just look at it as a free gift from the gods. ALL HAIL TALOS!

[@phoenixlordx4625]

This can happen actually with everything. Saw that on my account with bears, wolfes and even npcs. The leviating bear was fun until it stopped rising and then fell to its death.

[@coffeepoweredkatie6290]

Mammothpocalypse.

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

Saric92 i’ve had this with a whiterun guard... just outside of the inn

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

One time I killed a mammoth, and its body fell through the ground.

[@bi-bibabyblue9649]

I’ve had Cicero attend my wedding, before the dark brotherhood quest line, I just helped him with his wagon and off he went, that’s real friendship there. Ps: on another save whilst using a mod on which I could marry Cicero (don’t judge me) three other Cicero’s attending Cicero’s wedding 😐 many a Cicero I’ve seen in my day.

[@KangJangkrik]

Lol hilarious 😂

[@tobiasrembrandt7635]

I think Cicero is hiding something from us

[@jasmineandstewie1271]

*Hi, I'm Cicero The Keeper, sent by The Night Mother*

[@raydressel3741]

At my wedding there was only one person. ;-;

[@masterfulmoonlighter5402]

WHAT'S THE MOD!?

[@wyntertheicewyvern6226]

Even death won't stop your true friends from attending your wedding. This glitches are pretty funny. Except the mannequins one, that one is creepy. I hate mannequins..

[@nightingalepottery5500]

Laura James ever watch doctor who?

[@wyntertheicewyvern6226]

shadow 0987654321 no. Are there creepy mannequins in that?

[@RustyMerc4Hire]

Laura James Worse... Weeping Angels... If you watch it you’ll understand. The only psychopaths to kill you nicely. Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T blink. Good luck.

[@wyntertheicewyvern6226]

Blake Jones I heard about the weeping angels. That's why I don't watch the show XD

[@ashleyneku5432]

At least mannequins don't come to your wedding.

[@imtotalyhuman]

When he mentions the "skyrim space program" Me: ah yes. Remembers the time I almost pooped myself because a bandit outlaw became a astronaut, right before he attacked me with a mace.

[@adirblazkowics7717]

Once I came across the mannequins walking around in my house. I played around with spells on them, and used the calm spell on one. You won't believe what I saw standing in front of a seat during my wedding.

[@GoldieMethrans]

I can imagine how flabbergasted others were there. 😄😄

[@NineEyeRon]

What did you see? I hate click bait comments!!

[@SeanTrn]

...the world may never know 😭

[@raymond8439]

Whatever it was, probably best if things are meant to be forgotten

[@christinejanaway797]

Let me guess? A mannequin attended your wedding.

[@youcanthandlemyname7393]

so i got what might be the most interesting combination of bugs ever. i got the bug where you get a letter from yourself for killing an npc which is arguably my favorite bug because it makes it so you can spawn an npc of yourself in your game. i never collected the reward from the letter (was afraid it would remove the ability to spawn myself in the game as an npc through the console) but then when i finally decided to settle down and get married the most bizarre thing happened at my wedding. among the companions and friends i made through the game sitting in the audience their i was watching my own wedding AS A 50 FOOT TALL GIANT! amazingly this is my first time encountering the giant npc bug and it happened not one hour after watching this video. needless to say it was a wedding i will never forget.

[@youcanthandlemyname7393]

so amazingly enough after minimizing my game and bringing i back up a third glitch occurred giving my character black face. i tried to upload a screenshot to the nexus but for some reason its not letting me. if it lets me ill post a link so you guys can get a good laugh out of it.

[@Lizardman9808]

Whenever I killed myself by burning in Smithing or eating poisonous ingredients to discover its features and going to hard that causing me to kill myself. Couple quest starting from thief guilds and mage from winterhold. Quests are for to regain my membership because I killed a member. (myself) But Since I killed myself, I couldn't make peace with thief guilds and mages.

[@GoldieMethrans]

That is some Inception stuff right there. You sure Sam didn't pay you a visit? 😨😆😆

[@JarodMoonchild1975]

Would you like me to get you a fire extinguisher for your pants?

[@youcanthandlemyname7393]

@@JarodMoonchild1975 yeah because i definitely feel the need to lie about encountering a bug in a video game. you might be that pathetic but im not.

[@geammanDW]

Lol I didn't know that people asked the devs to bring back the Giant Space Program! That's kinda funny!

[@jennyms1998]

Volber same, I thought that was a fully intentional thing, but it being a glitch makes it even funnier

[@alidaleeannspence2734]

Volber giant space force

[@ardelianelson2902]

The dragons that don’t despawn. I have one in Falkreath that i named Jerry

[@zimTOAA]

Ardelia Nelson xD

[@jennyms1998]

i had a dragon that bugged into lakeview manner once, was hella creepy

[@mikiroony]

Alduin: "Your name will be JERRY. And you will terrify the humans of Falkreath..." xD

[@delugesofgrandeur]

I was walking to Rorikstead and noticed a dragon attack, I was busy so I kept walking and then the dragon comes back to me and just... sits there. I could walk up to it and it wouldn't attack me, in fact I'm pretty sure it fought a bandit on my behalf. That was a cool dragon.

[@KeybladeMasterVicky]

Lol

[@DeathRisiing]

Corpses will spawn at weddings? Now that's what I call a dedicated follower. (...I'd have Lydia, Jenassa and Borgakh show up corporeal, if that's the case)

[@jaydentt]

Lydia.. why do you exist again?

[@reeselanghorne]

am i the only one that’s kept lydia alive for more than 4 weeks

[@steppyblock5740]

HA jokes on you cause,Lydia showed up to my wedding not dead! And i had to take her as my follower again cause my huband (who was also my follower) dissapeared..... Then i killed her

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

That moment when the corpse of the follower you sacrificed to Boethia spawns at your wedding

[@SebHaarfagre]

Corporeal doesn't mean dead or alive mate :) It just differentiates the intangible from the tangible, or rather, spirit from the body. Practically, every living human, and dead not-yet-decomposed human.

[@NemoUberKitty]

Had the bandits show up when I was getting married. Saw the dude at first just sitting in the chair eating bread. Then all hell broke loose. Ysolda was pissed at me ... And once, a naked courier ran up to me to deliver a letter.

[@ashleyallin1981]

I've had the naked courier run up to me so many times I didn't know it was a glitch

[@GoldieMethrans]

Imagine a naked courier attending your wedding.

[@GingeryGurf]

the best glitch i ever encountered was a guard slowly flying towards me a few feet off the ground. He was, i guess, doing the swimming animation on land for some reason and it was kinda terrifying tbh

[@insanecurity]

that's actually really funny lol

[@AnkhAnanku]

I met one of those in Dawnstar. It was the right-hand man of the whoever was in charge there, so he was always trying to talk tough to me while struggling to float through the air.

[@able_apothecary6674]

I experienced a funny one a couple of weeks ago, an NPC was swimming around in the air. I went up to them and they replied that they had been testing new potions. I then was like 'well ermm....'

[@beelzibubbles]

I had a similar one in Oblivion. I kept hearing swimming sounds in the Market District but couldn't find anyone in the moat, clipped through the floor to find a guard swimming under the map. Somehow.

[@MrArcadia2009]

I had a guard in Riften once, sitting on a chair, got off of it, and slid from the chair to the walkway leading up to Mistveil keep, then sliding back to sit on the chair again. and had done that maybe 10 / 15 times. I was just confused. I should just learn that that is a standard day in Skyrim....

[@SzajKornik]

"Having an alchemy station" *shows enchanting lab*

[@zisforzorua1906]

Arrender *GENIUS*

[@rebekahrich2070]

Arrender or an enchanting lab show up with just the glowing blue with nothing on top lol

[@griffinsentz3317]

*TRIGGERED*

[@pxproduxions4619]

Arrender I love you

[@boogiewithabigmountaindew9209]

One glitch is that when I killed paarthurnax his body followed me everywhere. Even in cities, maybe as a reminder for my wrongful doings.

[@agentredpopo007]

InfernoXPrime false

[@boogiewithabigmountaindew9209]

Noel B Bitch yeah it is

[@insanecurity]

never kill paarthurnax D:

[@boogiewithabigmountaindew9209]

Krisz Insanecurity Hey, all choices have to be done in Skyrim, no matter how bad it is

[@Dedrithhimself]

I've had the same glitch in a playthrough that I had not killed Paarthurnax. Even had his skeleton spawn next to me at the throat of the world, where I could see he was alive and well

[@MysticJourneys94]

My husband is playing his first playthrough in Skyrim and I love to watch his reactions to some things. When fast traveled once His character and horse were floating above Falkreath. He freaked out. I started laughing hard.

[@ChelseaH1]

I recently had a falmer glitch into a mini falmer. I was so confused and I thought it was a falmer child trying to attack me. 🤣

[@GoldieMethrans]

Sounds oddly and horrifyingly adorable. 🤭🤭

[@Birds-are-Cool-j]

feature* into a mini falmer

[@zer0deaths862]

Happens lot to me. If you loot their weapons and shields and equip them, they'll also be tiny.

[@MycIRL]

What about mammoths just falling from the sky?

[@iansmith385]

Alex Paxton I've had that happen a few times. id be walking around and out of nowhere a mammoth would appear

[@FunkyBaconArts]

might come in the next list.

[@MeigetsuNoSeishin]

I've had that happen before only for the mammoth to land on a dragon, the dragon then takes off with the mammoth on it's back for a few seconds! It looks hilarious!

[@PyroMarshall]

I think I have seen this with every animal except wolfs

[@KnightWingElf]

I've seen mammoths glitch up into the air when I load a region only to fall to their death or get sent rocketing across the sky to some unknown place.

[@Chigen_Atomic]

I had the wedding thing happen, though it didn't fuck up the marriage. Everyone loaded in and Lydia flopped bodily onto the rug at the entrance. lol.

[@Nunyabusinessbro]

Chigen Atomic I had this happen it SUCKS!! I couldn't get married because my dead followers showed up EVERY TIME. It's like everyone at the wedding knew I let my followers down :( :(

[@oliviabeargeon4805]

I had the same thing happen but everyone became hostile, quickly ending the wedding.

[@massaweed420]

I had it happen once, except with Lydia, Uthgerd, and Faendal. It ruined the marriage three times, and I finally had to drag their bodies into the cellar of the Temple of Mara in order for their corpses to not scare off whoever it was I was marrying lol

[@macattack1756]

I wish I would get more of these kind of glitches. All I end up getting are quest-breaking ones. 😤

[@Nunyabusinessbro]

MacAttack17 SAME :(

[@kierannelligan]

Arcwind point?

[@lcdude513]

I know right I currently have a glitch where it counts giants toes as quest items and no quest that requires them so I have inventory space taken up forever as well as never being able to make potions that require giants toes.

[@JeanPGuy3000]

MacAttack17 My first play through of skyrim I couldn't even do tje main quest line because the greybeards refused to speak to me

[@lcdude513]

Jean-Paul Guy greybeards: "That guy doesn't have to study words of power for years and calls himself Dragonborn what a nerd."

[@roscurro]

I was approaching Whiterun, unaware of what giants were at the time. I had two of my friends in the same room as me watching, and one said, “Just leave it alone. It kills you very easily.” and my other confirmed-but being the stubborn show-off I am I said, “But I know what I’m doing, I bet I can beat it so no problem”. Within seconds I was ascending to the Cloud District.

[@Zaron_Gaming]

The tiny whiterun guard is hilarious lmao. I would love to see him attack the player XD

[@GoldieMethrans]

Imagine a tiny Old Orc. 😄

[@jslaughter777]

*high pitched Whiterun Guard voice* “BY ORDER OF THE JARL, STOP RIGHT THERE!”

[@Zaron_Gaming]

@@jslaughter777 XD

[@FlagAnthem]

@@jslaughter777 FUS RO DAH!

[@ShannonCasul]

I had the best wedding in Skyrim once, everyone came together for the wedding. And then a friggen brawl broke out during the wedding, it was hella awesome XD

[@greentea2591]

My favourite glitch I've experienced happened because I was apparently stood at a bad angle when I began to mine. My character just suddenly went flying across the screen but he was still mining in thin air. Serena disappeared and never respawned.

[@TheOldBearTime]

My favourite glitch is that if you saw a log in a mill, then jump on the pile of sawed log, save game then delete save (which will remove automatic reload when dying). Die on the logs, wait for the newly sawed log to disappear, and when it does it flings your dead body violently into the air. The remove automatic reload glitch is pretty fun in general, you can do it with skyrim space program as well. I also like riding a horse and jumping of a steep mountain, as your character will not die and you can watch them ragdoll.

[@Zoeythedirewolf]

Lauren Wragg Shes in Cyrodil now

[@joejug162]

i'd disappear too if my pall would start pulling off shit like that

[@zn4rf]

If you are on pc you can get serana back with console commands

[@MrArcadia2009]

I dunno, and want some answers on this, but one if the funniest glitch I have seen is standing at a house-making workbench and watching the book on top of it get knocked off forwhatever reason, and I was just working there, not at weird angles.

[@bharatbenie]

My favourite glitch is when Alduin drops by, right before my head gets chopped off.

[@notagoat281]

Are you saying the whole game is a glitch? You could be on to something, there.

[@Tsugumi_hi]

ITs not a glitch its a bug

[@texasred1839]

Theirs a mod that fixs that.

[@cupofjoen]

I installed a mod, and the whole carriage at the beginning starts glitching. But you know what's hilarious with that mod? The executor died before alduin even lands 🤣😂

[@dragonking4960]

I can't begin to count how many times I've walked into lakeside Manor to find the mannequins in different locations and positions. It creepe the hell out of Me even after I found out why it happens.

[@guardiantheantisocialdrago3123]

DragonKing I have that house but it’s never happened to me with my mannequins... now I’m scared

[@YourLocalCopiumDealer]

Indeed. The fact that they are actually humans with mannequin textures doesn't make 'm less scary. They have souls! or perhaps just an AI, but still... you know there's a potential for life in there and it's Ullfreaking me out.

[@theresahall3255]

Freakiest thing is when you're trying to sneak around a giant, you take your eyes off it for a few moments, and suddenly the ground starts to shake. OH SH**

[@jenniferc.6165]

I was in the process of finishing Daedric Prince Meridia's quest "Break of Dawn" when my friend told me if you don't send your companion away before the main room, they'll be stuck there forever. So I loaded an earlier save and I sent Iona away and completed the quest only to find myself standing several hundred feet above Meridia's statue, holding onto Dawnbreaker and then plummeting to my death. So I loaded the point right before you finish the quest and spent the next half hour following instruction from a video on how to not die after this glitch happens. One of those times in your life when you question if you're playing the game or if the game is playing you. LOL

[@Netseer2000]

For me it was different I had the mod follower Sofia with me and the both of us at the end was standing several hundred feet above Meridia's statue.

[@freddymeisner]

"Skyrim's not really known for its stability" me too, m8

[@Peacedragon-rp4in]

Did you know, that if you shoot a firebolt at a dragons skeleton that it will blast it away. Now if you are wanting to give the locals a scare, blast the skeleton into the city. Its VERY funny

[@shoenicemugshot310]

Yeah

[@jslaughter777]

Firebolt does that with all corpses. Deer, rabbits, chickens, foxes, human corpses, spriggans...

[@CloudsGirl7]

I have GOT to try that.

[@kitschyliepard]

I'm gonna be hella disappointed if I don't encounter a giant chicken in my VR adventures lol

[@chazzcoolidge2654]

Guess thats a new meaning to seeing a huge cock in VR

[@SvendleBerries]

Mega-Ultra Chicken? No, shhhhh! He is legend...

[@ScottCaslow]

Giant Chicken Breast. Weight: 214 lbs. Value: 5 gold. Restores 3 points of health. Pretty much what all food is like in Skyrim...

[@VayreenaVulpera]

One of my favority moments during my playthroughs was seeing a guy get beheaded during and his corpse just getting back up and get attacked by everyone around.. not being able to get damage so they just kept hitting the standing headless guy

[@1nkw3ll]

Scout-aloo There once was a body from Ragnar the Red...

[@nightmarefanatic1819]

Yugen Who kept me moving around after he lost his heeaaad

[@TheD2JBug]

I had my horse ride a butterfly once. That was hilarious.

[@davidthornton5327]

:D

[@kaustuv5682]

So u were riding a horse riding a butterfly riding the air riding in nirn riding in mundus ?

[@TheD2JBug]

Heh well I parked my horse on a rock so I can pick some BMF and lavender outside Whiterun. . I didn't notice the butterfy on the rock so when it took off... so did my horse

[@kaustuv5682]

Legends says that the horse is still flying but imagine if u permanently lost it and some real - life days later u look up in the night sky and see a horse silhouette flying across the moon ( like that movie ET but this time with a horse )

[@notagoat281]

Replicate the anomaly and post a video, I want to see that!

[@crax83]

I had Sven as a follower once and running around a cave when he suddenly came swimming around midair... He kept swimming until I changed map. Other than that I've had the occasional flying horse hovering halfway up a tree.

[@leedledee1724]

Nate: “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.” CDPR: “Write that down! Write that down!”

[@r.blakehole932]

Yeah, Mannikins. First time I ran into this, I had just purchased a house in Solstheim and loaded up the manikins. Then, I went to sleep and woke to discover one of the mannikins standing over my bed. Really freaked me out. I thought it was some new sorcery in the DLC. I attacked the poor mannikin furiously and all it did was just stand there! I found out later it was a bug, but to this day I keep a sharp eye on those freaking mannikins!

[@trigger1071]

When I bought a house in Solitude I checked if the mannikins would move every single time.

[@LunaphaseLasersOfficial]

It depends on how bogged down the game is, I've found. At least for consoles, it can also be PC hardware dependent. Basically when you load the cell, the scripts inside the cell will also load. If the game is busy doing other shit those scripts will take longer to load, so they'll move around until the scripts DO load. Sometimes the scripts won't load at all and the mannequins will wander around until you re-load the cell. Again, PC hardware may also play a factor in how fast the scripts can load. I doubt you would see this often on a modern PC running the game from an SSD. Not nearly as creepy when you know why it happens though. Just silly that the devs decided to use actors instead of just creating actual mannequins.

[@popcornmaster1419]

mannequin

[@MrArcadia2009]

yeah, talk about high-octane nightmare fuel. mine have never walked around, but having a mannequin stand there and turn his head to look at me? MY GOD. I did not go back in that room for a few hours.

[@TeamOmega27]

How about mounting a horse in water and being able to walk on said water. Best way to get around, in my opinion.

[@giorgoslykeridis2558]

Jesus horse glitch boi

[@electrobrotm217]

Or get azhidal's boots from the dragonborn dlc....they let you walk on water

[@shadowdragun]

A couple of years back I found a pretty hairpulling glitch related to the dragon on the last one. So, I was happyly climbing to said altar to gight the dragon and get the shout, no? Well, just when I engaged him I used the Dragonrend shout to bring it down, but it didn't do that; instead, what it did was to send the dragon's body flying upwards and spawned an invicible, flying skeletal dragon. Not a funny experience I'd say

[@MrArcadia2009]

I sometimes start fighting the dragon during the blade in the dark quest with del[hine, and the dragon decides if it is going to die or not,cause shortly after coming back to life, it's skin starts to burn.... lol

[@plastikcaik2585]

I had two Lydia’s appear at my wedding. So I was being married to Lydia and a doppelgänger just stood there. Did I marry a person using an illusion spell?

[@memer_gaming121]

I had something like the last one happen to me before. While I was riding a horse threw the plains outside Whiterun, I went off a two foot ledge right as a butterfly was passing under, so my horse was riding the butterfly for a solid five minutes before falling off.

[@DetectiveJones]

A glitch ive found that i havent seen many (really anyone) talk about is the paralyze glitch where if you paralyze something with a spell or enchantment then paralyze it again after the spell wears off but while theyre getting up their body stretches and will fly around you really fast my personal favorite is the cow outside whiterun since its a open area to fly and lets you see it plus they look funny enjoy :)

[@iNuminex]

That glitch also happens when a paralyzed creature somehow starts rotating realy fast. You can replicate that pretty well with the "Force Grip" that vampire lords get, just grip a paralyzed NPC and throw them in a way that spins them in the air. If done right, they will accelerate until a certain threshhold and then just violently race across the sky at lightspeed until the paralyzing effect ends. This also works with the iceform shout but since it breaks on any damage you can't do it via normal play, but there is a mod that creates a custom alteration spell that works exactly like the grip from vampire lords except it does no damage.

[@MrArcadia2009]

wow, hadn't heard that and have just started to put paralyze enchantment on a few weapons recently. Gotta keep my eye out fir that one.

[@JimMcnugget]

*_Trust us Nate, we've seen all of the glitches._*

[@basshead.]

Not me.

[@grismatics]

I think he's talking about those people with a few thousand hours on the game.

[@SkiesTurnedGrey]

I have over 2k hours in Skyrim (PC) and have only encountered the Giant Club glitch. Maybe all of my mods and the unofficial patches have prevented them from happening.

[@wu1ming9shi]

yup, it's the patches and various skse plugins that prevented most of these from hapening...i do have the ocational floating/falling mammoth from time to time and some ctd's because i played for too long (longer than 3 hours) but besides that all is well.

[@feralvids612]

I still Own a 100% Non-updated version of Skyrim on my Xbox 3,60 that I NEVER connected to the internet And had been playing it since Release (I pre ordered) It’s full of Every Glitch, Trick And wall-hack. It’s wonderful to play It Remastered on my PS4 But It does Nothing beats The 100% pure unadulterated day one Skyrim experience

[@SkiesTurnedGrey]

I've NEVER run into the giant chicken or NPC problem, and I have over 2k hours in the game. Maybe the (edit: unofficial) patches on PC version have fixed it? Idk...

[@ashleyneku5432]

Unofficial patches cleaned out the edits that cause the "setscale" function (which determines size) to fail sometimes. I'm pretty sure the glitch is impossible to get authentically with the patches in place.

[@SkiesTurnedGrey]

Marcus Nicholsen That makes sense, then, because I've had the unofficial patches in place since the first day I played on PC. Thanks for the info!

[@gw4792]

Same with me while I only have 700 hours in the game you would think I would run into something weird but no my manikins stand still my chicken and people are normally and my ragdolls are well normal the only glitches I get screw over quests

[@peanutbutterrobot]

ive never seen it on ps3 version either

[@jenb7780]

I've never seen them and I have 1000s of hours on XBOX 360, so only official patches.

[@jessicaannhelm9559]

I've had the giant chicken about 5 times and 1 when Cicero was small, Skyrim is flawless af

[@GoldieMethrans]

Tiny Cicero? Sounds like the ultimate assassin! 😅

[@gregtheflyingwhale]

What about moments when a dead frozen body falls off the cliff, it starts spinning randomly and flying all over the place

[@YourLocalCopiumDealer]

got caught in a cave between a follower and a spinning popsicle once. spent more time laughing than reloading/redoing the cave.

[@JohnDoe-om5ho]

I remember buying a house in riften after the cival war and it was the only time I was legit scared out of my home. I furnished it fully then went to bed I woke up and found what looked like weeping angels. I ran outside screaming like a bitch. I said "you guys can have the house!" I left and never came back

[@jennyms1998]

!John*Doe! I've never seen weeping angels in skyrim, how the hell did you so that xD

[@JohnDoe-om5ho]

JennyM1998 the mannequins moved after going to bed but they remained still. I used the wait function afterwards and freaked the fuck out because they turned around and faced me.

[@jennyms1998]

!John*Doe! That is terrifying! I avoid my player homes' basement because if that... Though tbh an actual weeping angel quest for Skyrim would awesome

[@JohnDoe-om5ho]

JennyM1998 lmao ikr I want to download a weeping angels mod so badly. I hope get the chance sometime if there is one

[@JTMConceptions]

6:36 actually I was looking to deal some damage.

[@notagoat281]

Ha!

[@jaydentt]

That's a lot of damage. *How about some more?*

[@mikeb3735]

I have a friend who once after completing the companions quest line found Skjor walking around. He eventually got fed up with him and chopped his head off, after which Skjor showed up again, alive but with his decapitated head attached to his boot.

[@Amy-yf9zc]

aaah yes, the floating skjor glitch, i found him wandering around near the east path by windhelm, right at the invisible wall

[@zimTOAA]

Mike M i had a similar one I killed Ria and I specifically remember cooking her over the big fireplace in Jorrvaskr then I saw her and Vilkas wandering around a orc tribe and Vilkas kept talking to me

[@ITheIM7IOmegaI]

Skjor was alive in my playthrough too even though he was killed by the silver hand. He even offers me quests.

[@helenrowan5383]

When I first played this game I had no idea I'd be signing up for Skyrim's space program, I boldly charged up to one of these tanky giant boys with nil regard for my characters safety, I thought, I'm level one no character I could fight against could be that hard to defeat, well, I got an express ticket to the outer atmosphere of Nirn, it was both horrifying and entertaining, back then I was stunned by Skyrim's level of detail. I'm glad that Bethesda decided to bring back the bug, I couldn't imagine Skyrim without it, and it is one of my personal favourites because it triggered the first time I ever went toe to toe with giants. Taught me a valuable lesson, don't just assume the game will go easy on you just because you're new. Never in my life encountered the giant chicken, but I have seen teleporting mammoths.

[@zc698]

Used vampire lord once and when reverting back, my character somehow became bald and had Benjamin Franklin hair lmfao

[@Lafreshidon]

If you play a female vampire and wear the Thieves guild master hood it glitches out and makes your character go bald.

[@zc698]

Jeice this was without the hood too

[@rjbennington8468]

So the giant chicken in the outro of the last video was foreshadowing. Nice touch!

[@otvertka1337x]

Speaking about weddings and size glitches, i remember in one of my walkthroughs my ceremony was actually attended by the clone of my character, who had also been twice the size of me. Can you imagine a giant khajiit just casually sitting on a bench among other people? It bugged me out to say the least. I have also received a letter from him (myself) later in the game but could not track where he dwelt

[@zimTOAA]

skrublord xD wtf

[@lishalulu]

What did the letter say? Was it signed from your characters name?

[@jacobthezombie1248]

ha

[@MrArcadia2009]

OMFG! wow, I'd laugh. And probabaly wonder where the other me went.

[@eduardosantiagosoliman7320]

Lol that's a 1/1000000 of that ever happening

[@toska5466]

I've never met the giant chicken 😢

[@rebekahrich2070]

Kay R me either, just in mods. But I didn't know they did that mod because of the glitch

[@MrArcadia2009]

neither have I, and I;ve played the game for a while. Should it happen, I probabaly won't be playing anymore, but LMAOing.

[@vald.1617]

One time, me and a friend found a glitch in the "Bee & Barb" in Riften, where a beggar and a wooden ladle flew at ludacris speed past the door as he left , he then reloaded the auto save and the ladle was replaced by another random object, he did this repeatedly trying to find out why it was happening. The last time it was a bucket, we've not seen the glitch since.

[@johnmarks227]

There is a platter of food that does that when you enter. Does it a lot on my playthroughs.

[@explodingplant2]

after I installed capes and cloaks, Ancano, the pontiact bandit of the college of winterhold, decided from then on he would strut about buck naked apart from a loin cloth and a thalmor cloak. these altmer, they're incredibly vain creatures

[@sparkslegends7482]

I had a glitch where the mammoths of Skyrim would randomly fall out of the sky and die.

[@rileyneyman9789]

Sparks Legends yeah that happened to me once I was at a giant camp and then the sky was falling.

[@vasilip]

That happens to me all the time, usually when fast traveling to giant camp. Also same has happened to cows few times.

[@glaciergalaxygaming6656]

I had like 12chickens fall out of my ceiling in breezehome

[@HankusTheTankus333]

Theres a similar glitch to your number 5 one, except its an npc flying around. Theres a youtube video of it somewhere. Its called “You look a little rough around the edges” because the npc in the video is an occulus agent who says the line and then suddenly flies away on his horse

[@MrArcadia2009]

sometimes on Fallout 4, I'll have a venor just hanging around and cleaning his little nook, but it's not there cause he;s just standing and leaning on nothing up in the air.

[@DrPerky-rw3yj]

So that's why i found Lydia dead in the temple. I took all her stuff phew could have lost them.

[@twg6186]

I remember the first time I played Skyrim, I was exploring, on my way to Whiterun, when I ran into a giant. The look on me and my younger brother’s face when my Argonian was launched into the heavens was priceless. A good laugh we had

[@explodingplant2]

lol. I got my older brother Skyrim in 2011 for Christmas. I sat next to him and we watched the iconic intro, the epic escape, his journey to balgruff. he was just leaving whiterun as he saw a giant down a hillside. he took a minute, contemplating, and then went in. I* had a great laugh. a i-can-no-longer-breathe laugh. my brother had the face he gets whenever his little sister laughs at him: 😶😶😶 as he tried to muster patience and dignity against what felt like a real over reaction from the giant along with the gift giver's ridicule

[@Lit-Fisto]

When I was younger I always sided with the stormcloaks but the older I got the more I understood the empire. I’ve always hated ulfric though.

[@mikoyanguryevich2333]

My favorite glitch: I put my ebony mail armor (daedric artifact) on one of my mannequins and recollected it. When I returned to the house after some purposeless promenade another ebony mail armor was on it. Again recollected it. Now I have two of them! It is not unique anymore...

[@TheQuietOneTQO]

I came across a bearded lady, a tiny falmer, and a NPC with a green and pink pixelated face.

[@Amy-yf9zc]

tiny falmer below markarth seems pretty common, i've heard of bearded draugr but not normal people, and the green and pink face is a texture not loading.

[@warhorsefilly5785]

The pixelated face happens to all the vampires in my game. It’s been happening since I first got the game, it doesn’t matter how many new games I make, all the vampires except Serena Lord Hurkon and like two other dawnguard vamps load that way

[@notagoat281]

WarHorseFilly: Sounds interesting.

[@The420Tokers]

you should get footage of a revived npc/creature getting giant-slammed into space during the night time. if done properly, they turn into dust as they fly through the night sky, looking like a giant shooting star.

[@notagoat281]

I want to see this!

[@cupofjoen]

I installed a 4k sky on PC and when I spawn giants in front of imperial armies (modded too), the giant sent them all to the night sky. I got a cool secunda eclipse from their flying bodies.

[@confused_beekeeper]

I’ve seen chickens wandering around under water

[@Lafreshidon]

I've had a similar experience, only it was a rabbit that ran underwater and get stuck inside a sunken ship.

[@confused_beekeeper]

Jeice haha that’s hilarious actually

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

Once had Lydia lay down face first and slither into battle like a snake, yelling, “for Kodlak!” Into the dirt.

[@greystudios333]

Nate, your Skyrim videos are my favourite. Please keep making them.

[@Iguana5k]

I once saw a deer running through the sky ^^

[@fumbleweeddumblecock2360]

Stumack It was the spirit of Kyne.

[@MeigetsuNoSeishin]

Or Hircine...

[@Comdr_Ryker]

Looks like one of santa's reindeer got loose

[@elenistouraiti7118]

It came from the Cloud District

[@imcooliguess2989]

Stumack WHAT

[@Molllehh]

When all you want to do is play Skyrim but you have to do this thing called work 🙄

[@cupofjoen]

In 2021 you can do that

[@explodingplant2]

It is a great shame that the chicken's stats don't scale with its size so that you suddenly have to leap into the nearest carriage mumbling "must go faster must go faster!" as Jurassic chicken hunts you down

[@pxrcelainsoul]

My favourite glitch was when in Solitude, everyday at 8am a guard near the Inn just fell of the sky to the ground and started talking to me like nothing happened

[@alspezial2747]

when i did the meridas star quest the first time, merida (the light ball) was attacked by a dragon and i was stuck in sky without the ability to move.

[@Nukestarmaster]

On one of my early playthroughs Meridia dropped my character to his death instead of teleporting him safely to the ground.

[@kingjimmycraftofcalderonia2017]

Never kill the chicken, It didn't go well with me.

[@gw4792]

A little tip attack a gray beard while you are standing near the edge of a cliff then one of them should freeze you if you fall off the cliff get ready for one of the greatest things in skyrim

[@DFX2KX]

Sledding season!

[@kevinrodriguez6741]

I absolutely love your videos. I've just been binge watching them all and each one keeps getting better and better! Thank you for the great content and multiple hours of enjoyment!

[@randomperson5579]

I never updated my game, so every time I steal something in front of a chicken, it will tell the guards.

[@BreezyHD]

I always run into tiny Falmer in Blackreach

[@littlet7653]

Legit had so many glitches playing this game with my brother, it's so hilarious. One time a soldier just died randomly and floated up to the sky 😂😂😂

[@that_one_libra419.9]

He A S C E N D E D

[@shunyaku7759]

MANNEQUINS ARE SYNTHS

[@MrArcadia2009]

if that is true, gonna freaking murder the institute! LOL JK

[@eliotgreenleaf3421]

I've never had this glitch myself, but my brother seems to always run into the issue of nearly a hundred dog-sized Ancient Dragons spawning in Whiterun, suspended without animations, constantly bombarding the citizens and Dragonborn with their icy wrath. He always has this issue, but I'm the guy who has 100+ mods installed, whereas he's got a clean slate save for a few weapons and armour mods. I've always found it hilarious.

[@mac_without_cheese6102]

The mannequin one would have scared the hell out of me, my heart dropped when it came up in the video