Skyrim: 5 More Spouses You Must Marry - Greatest Wives and Husbands of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim

[@paint0772]

Hey, you killed my ex, let's get married!

[@weirrockisawesome802]

Paint07 muri is that you?

[@MoonMasterJocab]

Ramona Flowers is that you?

[@gawainx5703]

Creepy,crazy girl

[@ryklatortuga4146]

Knives was the better option

[@chriscormac231]

@@ryklatortuga4146 ramona had more red flags than a CCP parade

[@Nord_Kitten]

Farkas is the real best husband, he may not be the brightest guy, but he is strong, kind, and is willing to admit that he is afraid of spiders.

[@midnightsunrose]

god i love that big dumb jock

[@NikkiWorrell]

[@GastArts]

I mean with spiders the size of a mini van i don't blame him XD

[@MissCinny]

I love Farkas. He's a brute and a gentle soul at the same time.

[@phobiawitch835]

Farkas was one of my 3 potential husbands because he'd adorable (and I kinda wanna pet him while he's in beast form, because HUGE PUPPER!) but I ended up marrying Ghorbash (who I got access to thanks to helping Pavk and Gat). Maybe in a future play, with a different character, I'll finally marry him.

[@EarlyOwOwl]

Me: I don't wanna marry just anyone. I wanna marry someone special. Also me: *marries Camilla Valerius just to spite Faendal and Sven*

[@Zalwalloo]

She cheats on you with them tho

[@antiochus87]

@@Zalwalloo Then you did their quest wrong - no loose ends.

[@viviblaat5831]

@@Zalwalloo No she doesn't, she's only friends with Faendal and has no relationship with Sven he's just jealous on Faendal and also in love with Camilla. Kill Sven and you'll get a note from her saying she knows you did it and thanks you for it. Kill Faendal and you'll get a note from her saying she knows you did it but won't tell anyone it was you. She's interested in you the first time she sees you and that's also why she will walk you for a bit and point you towards Bleak Falls Barrows just to spend a bit of time with you. Her brother, doesn't want her leading you all the way and tells her she's only allowed to walk you to the bridge.

[@Naruku2121]

@@viviblaat5831 I don't know Faendal will visit Camillia even if you live far from Riverwood as possible. Like there's friends and then there's a lot of motivation besides friendship to visit your wife while you're gone, mind half way across skyrim. Where you can be mauled by any number of things en route.

[@viviblaat5831]

@@Naruku2121 Faendal is a desperate man in love, he usually gets sacrificed to Boethiah and I kill Sven once I've joined the Dark Brotherhood so he can serve Sithis in the Void. Or vice versa.

[@yaissio5320]

These videos are basically the magic mirror from Shrek trying to get us to pick someone already

[@Ruf_da_Listener]

OMG You are soo right😂

[@andreww2657]

And with out any good reason why.. was looking for who was trainers who was shop owners. Like you know factual reasons why not just stupid little things or subjective reasons.

[@katamekothriis1613]

THREE!!!! PICK NUMBER THREE MILORD!!!! **holds up two fingers**

[@the_holographic_charazard3971]

Hahaha lol! Pretty much

[@gingeta5961]

🎶If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain 🎶

[@jacquelemoose8985]

Nate: Skyrims capital of corruption, Riften Markarth: am i a joke to you

[@steffenhayes1967]

Honestly Riften is more corrupt than Markarth. You got: Thieves Guild (especially Mercer) Maven owning everyone(even the court) Steward sells out city to protect herself. Guard blind eye to orphanage crudeness

[@nukacolanut9274]

Funnily enough, Riften’s my favorite of the holds 😅

[@nukacolanut9274]

Steffen Hayes I used to think Markarth was worse than Riften, but lately I’ve realized that Riften has way more crime than Markarth like you said. If anything, Markarth just looks worse than it actually is.

[@steffenhayes1967]

Wazowski's Apprentice honestly when I think of markarth if you took away the silver bloods it be fine but also markarth is tied to two different daedric quest which might give a bad impression to a lot of people. Also riften my favorite of the major holds but falkreath is my favorite out of all holds.

[@antiochus87]

@@steffenhayes1967 Well I think you could argue the opposite, the Reach is far more dangerous and messy, it has been dealing with a full-scale insurrection for years with the Forsworn and people being murdered in the streets. The Silver-Bloods are the most powerful family but with a few choices you can free the Foresworn king and let blood run in the streets even more. Whereas the Rift is pretty safe (by Skyrim standards anyway) and the Blackbriars have everything locked down tight. Riften is tightly under her control, and safer (as long as you stay out of her way). So the corruption is more stable.

[@songohan3321]

If Bethesda doesn't let you, the modding community will.

[@jerodbrown7339]

The mod side of Skyrim is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.

[@RobotWizard4209]

Have you heard the story of Darth Fallout the wise? He knew many mods but only allowed 2 gigs of space.

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

or console commands.

[@reypalpatine916]

@@RobotWizard4209 It's not a story Todd Howard would tell you.

[@frostycane5134]

Heimskr is it possible to obtain these mods?

[@chaoticcramer9877]

“That special someone” *90% of them agree to marriage after you doing a minor errand or single quest for them*

[@nightmarefanatic1819]

*Give Marcurio money* Marcurio: I want to jump your bones.

[@mjag2834]

Drink for the dirty. Food for the Monkey.

[@brianvelez5153]

If you think about it’s kinda special that the dragon born the most single important person in all of Skyrim took time out of his life to find your sweetroll during a dragon crisis and a fucking war

[@Daan-Dovah]

@@brianvelez5153 facts (I'm also a jedi cause I downloaded 3 mods 1 that give me a ring that makes me immortal 1 that's gives lightsabers and 1 with sith and jedi robes)

[@lightningphoenix7155]

Yes, but the female werewolf from the champions is by far the most complicated one to get. I know this is super fucking old.

[@WaterPuppy]

Scouts-Many-Marshes was the first character I ever married in Skyrim. His lines once you marry him are so sweet: "Ahh, it's my love, come to visit." "Is there anything you need, dearest?" "I'll be here if you need me, love." 10/10 would marry again

[@meowesaurus4932]

the way he proposed melted my heart, he's so sweet

[@bouboulroz]

@@meowesaurus4932 I intended to marry a female at first when I accidently stumbled upon him with my amulet. His proposal melted my heart and made me reconsider.

[@interrobunny]

i married an argonian female, Shavee, and she says those things as well

[@novanettle7497]

Scout-Many-Marshes is probably my favorite and first character to marry. Because he is kind, just wanting everyone to get along. Plus his voice makes my knees weak. It's hard to imagine the voiceactor also voices Frank from MIB (you know, the talking pug).

[@Hopscotchpro11]

well i know what im doing soon

[@jeanpolpine]

Grandma: So sweetiepie, how’s your love life? Have you found that special one yet? Me (looking at my KZbin history): Well.. I’m working on it...

[@ZyliceLiddell]

Me: I don’t want anyone.

[@ashrafnagi8662]

😆 classic.

[@WyattRodebaugh]

@@ZyliceLiddell I know people say this to be annoying but seriously, who asked you to say that?

[@abcisawesome3418]

666 likes… Evil sign

[@SquigStudios]

"Its not just his big heart that this nordic steel worker is known for..." 👀

[@Cemtexify]

He's packing heat

[@jslaughter777]

Ayeeeeeee 😂

[@itchyballsack9132]

Hehe

[@Jimmy_Macc]

Oh thats not a steel sword in his pants?lol jk I mean unless...

[@ZyliceLiddell]

@@Cemtexify Nords *are* resistant to the cold though!

[@SniperOnSkill]

Bethesda: Puts in over 70 NPC's that are marriable. Me: Wants to marry Serana, because she actually has a personality. Bethesda: O:

[@Hare_deLune]

You: Wants to marry Serana, "because she actually has a personality." Serana: "Yes, what did you need?" "Yes, what did you need?" "Yes, what did you need?" "Yes, what did you need?" "Yes, ..." Edit (4 years later :P): I was refering, of course, to the vanilla game.

[@RidlleForest]

I prefer more Cicero personality. I wish we can marry him. =(

[@andraslukacsovits2349]

„Serena da best waifu“ 😂

[@archieh0w397]

Yh but tbf there is acc a reason so it’s more lore friendly

[@metallipwn]

It makes sense that Serana doesn’t want to deal with intimacy or romance between her history with Bal and her parents.

[@FortuneFaded2006]

Scouts-Many-Marshes used to work on the docks, Union ‘s been on strike, he’s down on his luck, It’s tough. So tough.

[@ecvjtv2778]

At first I didn't get it but now that I do, I gotta say I'm tipping my hat to you sir :)

[@weirrockisawesome802]

🎵Ulfric May own the docks but he don’t own us🎶🎶

[@michaelmccandless1280]

Take my hand, and a deep breath of air!

[@bone_zoner]

Ulfric has no heir!!

[@Richard-wh6wg]

@@tiredpanzer9352 lul

[@fusrodahdaily9664]

Unless I can marry Parthunaxx I'm not interested.

[@bluesberrysmoothie69420]

I bet there is a mod for that :D

[@theNordicBeebo]

I wonder what the baby would look like

[@jg0620]

Unless I can marry delphine I'm not intrested

[@sheep1ewe]

And Nazeem...

[@mistertaz94]

Unless you can Miraak nobody is interested. *The only likely Atmoran left alive if the dates between the transition between Atmorans and Nords is anything to go by*

[@shrunkenone]

For Camilla, I sided with Faendal, but married her anyway. Since you can assign a follower to become a house guard, I made him do so; so now he has to watch me live my life with the woman he longs for as we raise two kids. >:)

[@zacharyrollick6169]

Does Sven still show up?

[@shrunkenone]

@@zacharyrollick6169 He never did, no.

[@PoseurGoth]

I've done that. Honestly, it's not necessarily a bad idea to have someone guarding your wife who has his own feelings for her while you're away. At least you know he won't let anything harm her.

[@Zalwalloo]

Yeah, except Camilla cheats on you with whoever you side with in that quest.

[@Lordekaiser]

Yeah, and bangs her while you're risking your life in a Dungeon somewhere.

[@r0nium]

"Together, they run the Riverwood trader." *Shows sign of the sleeping giant inn*

[@jaredandmagic803]

An underrated Skyrim husband: Revyn Sadri! I love his voice actor, he’s handsome as hell, and while I was annoyed by it at first, his Hearthfire dialogue shows how worried he is over the kids’ safety, making it feel more like he sees your kids as his own.

[@ctuallynice]

I always marry Revyn, he's the best husband

[@Beriorn]

Dovahkiin VS The World: In order to be able to marry Muiri, our hero has to murder her evil exes.

[@laurene988]

Lol brilliant

[@chef4613]

Sup Scott Pilgrim

[@TheLegendaryRPGXD]

Za Warudo!

[@nickyhuntington5492]

I see what u did there 😂

[@charitytownshend3056]

*slow clapping*

[@seprithlicastia463]

Uh... You mis-spoke there. Muiri did not want to kill the Shatter-Shield sister because she was mean to her; she wanted her dead because she thought Tova, the Shatter-Shield mother, would invite her back out of grief since she would have lost both her daughters. Well, Muiri is wrong; Tova kills herself instead. Muiri's response? None. There is a difference between contract killing and cold blood sociopathy. Balimund, on the other-hand, is a fine pick! One of my favorite male-spouse options in the game.

[@MrJH101]

Damn, that’s dark. Perhaps I’m just too much of a goody-two-shoes, but I have a general rule when it comes to women like these: *Never stick your dick in crazy* Just saying, crazy chicks like those are the type of people that would put your dog/cat down just to get back at you after a breakup, or do it secretly to somehow make you come back to them for comforting (it’s just how their sick demented minds work). I know that might sound pretty far-fetched and insane, but I’ve seen stuff like that happen to people when I worked in the legal field. Some people really are just that sociopathic and many of them don’t even know it.

[@genkureshima9834]

@@MrJH101 Man, this is just a game. A very old game. Calm down.

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

I accidentally married Balimund but honestly? He's pretty great

[@haiiro1757]

I married Muiri because she's a breton xD

[@zombified_pariah7720]

Um...no. Not even close. She very clearly states that she was angry at Tova for being so dismissive of her after years of loyalty between Muiri and the Shatter-Shield family and she wanted Tova to feel the same level of pain that she felt when she was shunned by the family.

[@caudachroma]

I’m so glad you included Scouts he’s so sweet and is always my choice

[@denkihere]

I remember on my first Skyrim playthrough I made Camelia my wife and brought her to Whiterun. While I was returning to the house to drop off some loot, I was surprised Faendal just went out of the house. I thought this was just a bug until I kept seeing him often. So I decided to follow him going back to Riverwood until no one was around and put an arrow in his head, then just dumped his body in a nearby river

[@elise8758]

That's what I had to do to Aerin. He followed me to my falkreath home so I walked him out to the woods and drug him somewhere to reset lol

[@Jjjjjjo5297]

@@elise8758 same

[@Leto85]

Bellamund was the first character I accidentally married. I didn't know gay marriage even existed in-game back then. It sure made me realise that Skyrim is an open world far more open than I anticipated.

[@WAMTAT]

For a bigoted place it isn't homophobic.

[@cassandra.wladyslava]

How can you accidentally marry someone in Skyrim? Lol.

[@hamzaferoz6162]

@@cassandra.wladyslava You probably didn't do Sanguine's quest. You marry a Hagraven

[@KawakamiTomie]

@@hamzaferoz6162 I was referring to the OP's specific experience of accidentally marrying Balimund. Unless you're suggested they just got really plastered while playing the game one day, then opened up their game later and were like "Wait. I'm married to Balimund now? How the heck did that happen?!" Lol

[@Leto85]

@@cassandra.wladyslava I was new to the game back in 2012 and didn't really know what I was doing.

[@moyiya5226]

You should do a video about the top five people Skyrim players wish they could marry, like Astrid, Byrnjolf, Serana, etc.

[@paulsmith5752]

Aranea Ienith is also gorgeous - just put some nice robes and a circlet on her. Also Karliah - I mean - those eyes. That voice. That black leather catsuit.

[@odinson5911]

Astrid is married and why TF would you want to marry that bitch?

[@fastronaut909]

@@paulsmith5752 😂 brooo the catsuit part got me

[@antiochus87]

Of all the people mentioned in this post, I only agree with Serana and Aranea Ienith. Astrid is married (not really a problem), but she's also a bitch and traitor and Brynjolf and Karliah annoy me as the embodiment of the forced Thieves Guild quest line (also why not do another list? Top 5 people in Skyrim you want to murder to death but can't).

[@HighFalutinTootin]

If I can marry Astrid's burned corpse then I'm out

[@Jayzgrouse]

the first character I married in Skyrim was Ysolda, then I found out she was a drug dealer, I moved her to a better house after that lol

[@Black_Bandito]

Save her from the streets

[@TheReddShinobi13]

Wait are you serious? Details man, details.

[@Jayzgrouse]

@@TheReddShinobi13 If you go to sleeping tree camp you can find a dead guy with a note on em, give the note to ysolda and she'll confess she sells sleeping tree sap.

[@radioface4997]

... My wife is the best!

[@Arthur-qc9vv]

I married Aela :)

[@tugalord]

Sven: Cammilla is mine Faendal: no she's mine The Dragonborn: Calm down guys i can fix this * marrys Cammilla * Sven & Faendal: wait thats illegal Edit: thx for 700 likes

[@dravenocklost4253]

*draws sword* What was that?

[@bigby1530]

Faendal is my steward so I've thought about that

[@thatonekideveryonehates9933]

My stepdad has played this game, and he married Camilla, and then made one of the guys his steward. I bet there was a lot of drama behind closed doors.

[@drawnwriter5543]

Apparently (according to a friend the owner themself said that ) Camilla is fucking both of them

[@orionsmith3097]

I just ended up making them all have frenzy poisons on them and they all kill eachother and I get the inheritance...

[@TheAssassinLoverYT]

Everyone in the comments: Serana Me: ...Brynjolf tho

[@Riversongwho]

ItachiUchihalover23 I want him to call me his lass all day

[@TheAssassinLoverYT]

@Ralis Sedarys I have like every Brynjolf mod under the sun. Makes for some great adventuring together. Still sucks to have patchwork dialogue though.

[@Sixty.6]

Gay

[@LilacLilly9696]

Same same lol

[@randomweirdo7501]

T R U E

[@kiraishydeist]

I WANNA MARRY J’ZARGO Reasons: 1. He’s fricking adorable 2. He’s pretty damn powerful 3. He can level with you for quite a while

[@tiffanyplacencia2296]

343 Guilty_Spark was just thinking that

[@Luubelaar]

J'zargo is cute, but I prefer Kharjo. Can't marry him either, though when I found out why you can't, I'm kinda okay with it. Apparently Khajiit don't do marriage. It's just not a thing in their culture.

[@the_blind_hearing6]

@@Luubelaar That's interesting. I assume they just come together like cats in the wilds.

[@MrZahsome]

Too bad. Modded mine and his leveling got fixed lmao

[@theproteanbro5994]

Is powerful a sexual metaphor?

[@SockySock]

You did 1 little mission that wouldn't matter? *MARRY ME*

[@astuteanansi4935]

It may not matter to you but in several cases you're literally restoring these people's livelihoods

[@SockySock]

@@astuteanansi4935 true, true but some are little like just taking 1 trip to get 1 thing that doesn't seem important then they apperantly wanna marry you. Of course some people are worth it but unlike the begger you find in windhelm, you can marry him by giving him 1 coin

[@SockySock]

@hi I played 3 or 4 years of unmodded trying to glitch her into marriage. I feel you

[@OlegSmileSSToRM]

Skyrim is a tough place you can die at any moment. So people fine with everyone who was kind to them. Something like that I heard in riften’s temple of Mara

[@adamkohut252]

If only that's how it worked in real life lol

[@LadyArtemis69]

Yes, my current character is level 57 and I'm still not married. Maybe it's time.

[@kafeelshah792]

Mine is lvl 107 but i am still unmarried because i am not able to marry serana

[@Raito73]

Mine lvl 125, adopted 2 children in Lakeview Manor and still single.

[@MrLaPrune1337]

Bubbly Chubbly im lvl 48 i dont plan i getting married yet i still have to get my fallower a whole det of dadrek armor xd

[@klavicus2276]

@@kafeelshah792 isn't there a mod or hotfix?

[@kafeelshah792]

@@klavicus2276 yeah there is but it needs to be installed before the completion of the dawnguard DLC which sadly i had done wayyy prior so no. I've married her on my recent play tho.

[@kristofkovacsRisy]

"5 More Spouses You Must Marry" Goddammit. How many amulets do you want us to get?

[@driftingdruid]

as many as needed for that harem mod :P

[@Voltar_99]

@@driftingdruidWUT DE HEEEEEEE- wait that’s a thing? (Probably not for me cause I’m on PlayStation but now I’m curious)

[@driftingdruid]

@@Voltar_99 i mean... if it isn't already a thing, it can be made....

[@DilloRanger]

Players: Dear Bethesda, can you please make Angi a spouse option? Bethesda be like: Thous shalt not marry hot archer girl

[@robbutterill1426]

you can always do Aela the Huntress

[@zigzagintrusion]

@Bonniebell Roberts sweet home whiterun

[@Stettafire]

@Roberto The Super Mutant She calls me sister. Is that better or worse?

[@ameliasellers6396]

@@Stettafire Blurse. I remember seeing her and blushing, and then she called me sister and I was like 😐

[@mattbatesteacher]

For the love of Talos Nate, Sylgia is the finest woman to marry. 1. Busty as hell. 2. Does not shy from hard work, and works through injury. She even keeps up with the male miners. 3. Remembers her parents and values her family. 4. Busty as hell.

[@TheHornedKing]

Yeah, she deserves some love.

[@PcCAvioN]

My favorite lady in Skyrim

[@moneyman295]

Not only thatshe has a pretty decent house that has both a forge and mine availible that is easily fast travelable you have awesome mother in law that is also very hot and is an adventurer that is available to be a companion, not only that supposedly your wife herself can become a companion through some random encounter where you gotta fight her plus she doesnt sound so unenthusiastic when you go see her and ask for a meal

[@Sacremas]

She's really cute with Bijin Wives also. And she has a pretty nice Amorous Adventures quest if you use that... a pretty taboo quest specifically.

[@TheMallachiv]

where do you get her as a companion and how do you marry her? yes I'm not joking

[@roseolivas08]

Roses are red In Skyrim, it’s snowing This game is huge Hey guys how’s it going

[@LASCH_B10]

I got some skooma if you're interested

[@legendaryt-fox658]

@@LASCH_B10 Unless we talkin moon sugar i ain't playin.

[@Littlemiss_infp]

👏👏

[@mrslothmann3321]

Roses are red In Skyrim, it's snowing My sweetroll is huge If you watch, it keeps growing...

[@prajwalvs1659]

It's a good feeling when Nate's notification pops up

[@ashleywaner1284]

Farkas all the way! Loving, loyal, a great cook, keeps the bed warm, and always accompanies you on any quest by kicking ass!

[@hekateon.ioannis.lasorsa]

I love him!!! I've married him on my first accounts! 😍

[@toho2811]

OH MY GOD I MISREAD IT AS "a great *cock" NOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@OxyPox]

@@toho2811 SAMEEE

[@pachalos6462]

Fun fact: farkas means wolf in hungarian and he is a werewolf :)

[@Sandokiri]

@@pachalos6462 It's also true of Vilkas, which means wolf in Lithuanian. Kodlak's name is from the Serbian vukodlak (or the Czech vlkodlak), meaning werewolf. (:

[@mtt0508]

Whenever I think of Skyrim, I think: "Dammit, Lydia!"

[@driftingdruid]

she's not as bad as Iona walking past in your home and shouting "WHAT DO YOU NEed my thane?!"

[@doomsling6978]

@@driftingdruid eso

[@shriekinggoblin3021]

I think of the time I accidentally turned a guard into a sweetroll. I can explain I was in Whiterun right by the front. I had the wabbajack. I whacked a guard with it. At first I thought I turned him into an ice puddle (you know the one you get from killing ice wraiths) but right on top of it was an entirely random sweetroll. So I think it's safe to say that I turned a guard into a sweetroll. I carried that same sweetroll with me all across Skyrim and even Sovernguard on many adventures. And at the end of it all, I ate him.

[@smji5269]

My mom for a while thought I'm playing online with a girl named Lydia and suggested I stop playing with her since she keeps blocking my way or opening doors when I'm trying to steal things.

[@Voltar_99]

@@smji5269I don’t even wanna imagine the awkwardness of having to correct her lol

[@pedrobettencourt7288]

I would love to marry Serana, but sadly Bethesda don't agree with me.

[@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883]

Mods can fix everything

[@seliphsnom2596]

Exactly I mean I've modded it so that my kids normally just call her mom anyway

[@pedrobettencourt7288]

@@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883 I know but i think that Bethesda should have made her marriable from the start, she is the only character that i feel that the Dragonborn have some connection and could lead to a romance.(sorry if my English is bad)

[@ExireHG]

Not to worry, lately I don't agree with anything Bethesda, sadly. =p

[@michaelmccandless1280]

@@JargonMadjin Well if she' good enough for a god, even an evil one, then yeah.

[@mrkingslayer6620]

Lol

[@elizabethtrudgill9900]

I did the same because I wanted to see what happened.

[@mrkingslayer6620]

Dovakin Brown relax,I made it painless :)

[@AmericanAppleProd]

@@mrkingslayer6620* pulls out meat scepter*

[@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883]

But he taught me archery

[@nelsongaskell4061]

Dovakin Brown hahahahahahahahahahaah

[@aidenroy576]

My boy Scouts finally getting the recognition he DESERVES!

[@laurenwaller8818]

Moving Scouts Many Marshes into Hjerim was exactly what I did after winning the Civil War for the Imperials lol. For immersion purposes, it was intended to be the first step in acceptance for the dunmer and argonians in Windhelm. In reality, I just found it hilarious and hope Ulfric is turning in his grave at the thought of a dunmer Dragonborn, her argonian hubby, and their two Nord daughters living in domestic bliss in a nice area of his former city. It also gives me a good excuse to go back to the city, and punch Rolff Stone Fist around for a bit :)

[@KFC_Manager]

Garden tool fucker

[@ranger5839]

"Do I really want her raising my kids?" asks the murder cultist

[@ericaj922]

Shahvee is my forever girl, I’ve literally married her in every playthrough, even the ones where I told myself I wouldn’t. I absolutely love her optimism.

[@bat32391]

Lizard pussy is best pussy

[@maestreiluminati87]

@@bat32391 actually, its called a cloaca

[@bat32391]

@@maestreiluminati87 Wrong. Its lizard pussy.

[@edward-summers]

lizard cloaca?

[@BIastwave.]

Edward Summers NO. LIZARD PUSSY.

[@WAMTAT]

Plot twist: Nate is the best spouse.

[@RawkL0bster]

Agreed 100%, but his lore sucks!

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Sadly you can't marry him

[@Sans-pc1pm]

Wait, that's illegal

[@Its_Pretty_Lame]

Oh yeah

[@coffee5981]

Nate: I mean murder them, murder these people... Me: To death??.....TO DEATH!????

[@mavendeo]

Nate: "I mean murder them. Murder the people." He's so excited, and that's hilarious.

[@katvalenti5575]

my younger sister just found my old game and we've been playing it together when I come home from college. She's been binging these skyrim videos you've made and sending them to me each time lol. Thanks for all the great skyrim content!

[@NannyOggins]

Thats so great, it must be fun. I used to play games with my son before he grew up and left home. I really miss those days. Hope your sister is still playing, the more of us that keep the game alive the better in my opinion.

[@mrsmissy2669]

I've married Onmund, Derkeethus, Farkas, Vilkas, Benor and Argis the Bulwark and loved them all. Especially when they call me 'dear'. It's so sweet!

[@kat08]

I married Benor only because he was the first guy that I beat in a brawl... we have such a cute love story

[@aza8800]

Onmund is such a sweetie, I love him. I have a soft spot for nerdy guys

[@galaxyrose15]

WHERE IS FARKAS?? Pros: He's hot Cons: A little dumb but whatever

[@grrumakemeangry]

Sara Tropic lol

[@beckyfinch4011]

I love Farkas.

[@madhouse2594]

Just imagine him as a nice, fluffy teddy bear that can rip your arm of without a single thought

[@kalinagraves6847]

him being a lil dumb is a bonus.

[@JosieJOK]

Kalina Graves I like ‘em big and STUPID!

[@Opus_Fluke]

Hey! Muiri is the *ideal* wife for The Listener! Especially as a certain Blackbriar alchemist is not available. Sadly...

[@ecvjtv2778]

I probably don't need to say this, but there's probably mods that can help ya out on that part

[@rezachoudhury823]

That's weird... Ingan Blackbrair was marriable to me. Must've been bugged.

[@blindtreeman8052]

She's classed as a teenager.

[@Opus_Fluke]

@@blindtreeman8052 So? Here in Scotland you can marry at 16. Which is 2 years before you're allowed to buy cigs, vote, get served in a pub or watch porn. Weird but that's Britain for you.

[@genkureshima9834]

You mean the girl that asks us for a bunch of ingredients? (I forgot her name) Thanks. I won't be losing my time planting her ingredients anymore. Thank you very much, buddy. 👍

[@VSO_Gun_Channel]

The epicest of Nathans with yet another epic presentation

[@loremasterxp3635]

Fun fact: You can expose both men to Camilla by telling Sven or Faendel about the others intent. At which point they take the letter from you & give you a new one to deliver. However you can pickpocket the other letter back & then give both to Camilla. There's no unique dialogue & whoever you expose last will be the one you get as a follower. But realistically Camilla will know about both men's deceitful nature.

[@lizxu322]

Interesting

[@zoesyverson1828]

My problem with Muiri is that in my first playthrough (many eons ago) I married her and ALL she ever said to me after that was "Thank you for solving my... problem." Every. Single. Time. I couldnt hold conversation with her. That might've changed over the years but I'm sick of solving her.... problem.

[@natinekochan6489]

Maybe we should help you solve your...problem too :D

[@AwakenedSleeper009]

"Honey, I love you, but you need a new euphemism."

[@madhouse2594]

Use the Black Sacrament on her

[@mightychondriaofthecell3317]

🤣🤣🤣

[@horrorvictim]

She's got 99 problems but you...solved one. ... Whassup

[@ygazgge1356]

Muri only has one dialogue though. "Thank you for solving me problem"

[@creed1567]

Is she Irish?

[@justanotherpersononyoutube7130]

You need to kill nilsine to get Muiri as a marriage candidate.

[@idc.magna.7169]

I just killed muiri after the quest

[@Sacremas]

@@justanotherpersononyoutube7130 He means post marriage she will basically never shut up about it. Highly recommend the mod Relationship Dialogue Overhaul, it overhauls all NPC dialogue, it's easiest to notice with followers but also makes overhauls to spouse dialogue.

[@bennupp2142]

@@creed1567 If she was Irish it'd be "tank ye fer solvin me problem"

[@batmanthegreat307]

Murder them HOW?! Murder them to life? Or Death? You didn't specify which it was so I am scared and confused.😱😱

[@ohyeahyeah6134]

😂😂😂

[@ItJustDre]

"When you think of Skyrim. Whst comes to mind?" Me: "*faint voice* I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver."

[@WhiteInk47]

I married Aela and adopted two girls pretty early in the game, been playing through Skyrim to completion for the first time recently.

[@tusharjamwal]

Sofie and Lucia?

[@WhiteInk47]

@@tusharjamwal Yes actually lol, how'd you know

[@tusharjamwal]

@@WhiteInk47 just a guess based on early in the game and two girls xD

[@williamleonardreesejr.1992]

Does anyone else find it weird that Scouts-Many-Marshes and Ulfric Stormcloak are referenced as friends in the Creation Kit? I've tried to figure out a role as to how this makes sense but I've really got nothing.

[@Hare_deLune]

Plenty of time, my dear! Plenty of time! XD

[@willmarkwick6691]

They are listed as friends so that they can interact and aren't hostile to one another. If they were listed as enemies they would just attack each other on sight. My guess is that the character is also part of the windhelmcrimefaction which means if you attach him you'll go to windhelms prison. The guards won't attack you unless the character has a positive disposition to the guards

[@Daimaza]

Maybe he's secretly being payed as a spy/informer to tell Ulfric of anything going on in the slums (like empire spies or something). Which would explain his non-disdain for Nords.

[@bluesberrysmoothie69420]

@@Daimaza But then he is a very bad spy...

[@nelsongaskell4061]

William Leonard Reese Jr. they’re homosexual

[@martijnvanweele6204]

My character met his wife in college. He completely fluked, of course. Never cast a spell in his life and couldn't tell a cantrip from a catflap if his life depended on it. I always imagine they still laugh at how silly it is that they made him archmage, and her "small business" is her running the college for him.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

The Telvanni, right? Cannot for the life of me remember her name, but that's who I'm thinking you mean.

[@kronoscatawana1740]

Brelyna maryon of house telvani

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Kronos Catawana cool, thanks.

[@AwakenedSleeper009]

Headcanon Accepted.

[@martijnvanweele6204]

@@nicholasfarrell5981 Correct.

[@subjectstigma2473]

You should profile Shahvee in a 3rd part. Lizard wife is an amazing optimist who much like Scouts-Many-Marshes doesn't let the miserable nature of Windhelm get her down. As such I don't think she would ever complain and be great full for whatever house you bring her to.

[@nirdram8549]

Lol, I missed Camilla’s whole quest. The moment I first stepped on Riverwood Sven gave me the quest and the fake letter. I hadn’t even met Faendal yet. I thought Sven was a dick and decided to tell Faendal if I met him. Turns out I met Camilla first, ratted out Sven and the quest was done just like that. A mind-blowing total of 40 seconds.

[@shroudthewolf1105]

"I Wish to Nords, Argonians, And Dark Elves got along better" Guess the Ebonheart Pact didnt change much

[@shroudthewolf1105]

@Fright Wright yep. It is like. Oh it is going fine no invasions so let's just get back to hating each other *Supernatural crisis start* You know what.....let's be friends and get back to killing each other later. Even though it is a bit of a semi-war between the three races as the nords have their brute strength and Thu'um. The Dunmer have their Tribunal. And the Argonians have the Hist. So really no side would gain much ground it would just be a stalemate

[@KiwiLombax15]

I married Balimund in one of my playthroughs. He's a good fella.

[@smogre5143]

Finally someone agrees with me

[@Sacremas]

*Because I'm still playing Skyrim....* kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4K6eat4hMZ6jbc

[@TheXanondorf]

The best husband an osmer woman could ask for.

[@ollienp2079]

Can you move him into your home or does he stay as the blacksmith?

[@TheXanondorf]

He can move into your home. I had him staying at Windstad Manor.

[@saevaveritas8744]

Got to admit that after seven years and several playthroughs, I've never actually married anyone in Skyrim. Forgot that you could.

[@fantacyfreak2]

Out of your lists so far only one of my main choices showed up; Scout-Many-Marshes. My other male choice would be Moth gro-Bagol, I could listen to that Orc talk all day. Also if you have one of the build-you-own-homes and have children, he will sound so proud that he's rising your children, "Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We'll have a little warrior on our hands in no time."

[@redthewarrior1569]

If you do give Torbjorn’s mission, where you give him an amulet of Arkay, you can ask him to raised the Argonians wages without having to give him a bribe, convince him, or beat him in a brawl. He’ll say something like “Alright, but I’m doing this for you, not them.”

[@Towers459]

Thank you for making a Wives AND Husbands video Most of this comunity forget there are ppl that like men playing this game So really, thank you a lot

[@kat08]

FACTS people always seem to assume girls can't play Skyrim (or gay guys I guess)

[@ultramarinescaptain3840]

I once got an option to marry a guy, it was the male beggar in Windhelm. I liked him hes a swell guy, but I wasnt into that, no offense. I rejected him, but I still consider him a friend. I later went on to marry Ysolda in that playthrough, buy I still enjoy his company every so often.

[@PunkZombie1300]

I don't think anyone forgot when mods like Schlongs of Skyrim exist

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

I usually marry Brelyna Maryon or Borgakh the Steel Heart. Because I really like shy, nerdy girls that I can just chill and read with, and buff, abrasive girls that could probably break my back.

[@roo2385]

Ah, Brelyna Maryon, my favorite Character to marry, she's great and while playing as a Magician or a Battlemage she can be my trusty companion anytime.

[@ArturoPladeado]

I like your tastes.

[@madhouse2594]

I married Brelyna... Until I saw her hair... She's now floating in the Riften Sewers

[@roo2385]

@@madhouse2594 No. Why did you kill my waifu? Edit: Now I'm sad :(

[@madhouse2594]

@@roo2385 Because I made the mistake of removing her hood. And I was too lazy to reload a save

[@Timbit]

Thanks been thinking way too hard about who to marry on my new playthrough. Was considering that cute miner.

[@nelsongaskell4061]

Katarina same but I got a mod that lets me marry Serena so?

[@mentino1556]

His Orc friend intrigued me a bit more

[@TheWhitestDove]

Katarina: “was considering that cute miner.” Chris Hansen: “I’d like to ask you some questions”

[@Timbit]

@@TheWhitestDove LOL oh shit! Exposed myself *runs and jukes everyone and gets away*

[@bus6292]

@@Timbit Old school Daggerfall style: HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT!

[@somi1]

"May your roads lead you tor warm sands"

[@pastelguts6182]

I didn't even know Scouts-Many-Marshes existed but I have never loved anyone as much as I do now. What a pure scaly boi

[@byneric8413]

Nate: Together the two run the Riverwood Trader. Also Nate: Shows the Sleeping Giant Inn instead.

[@Ikcatcher]

I murdered Sven when I found him walking out of my manor thinking he was trying to rob me

[@rellfrm405]

I was crying for Muiri last time you did this series. Thanks Nate, you answered my prayers.

[@briantroncoso488]

Muiri is the only female spouse that will sell alchemy stuff on her personal store

[@bradgullette6748]

Brian Troncoso If you kill the lady that runs the Hag’s Cure before you marry Muiri, she’ll take over.

[@madhouse2594]

@Jose C But that elfs voice! Its horrible!

[@briwanderz]

@Jose C according to UESP net, without mods, there is only 2 apothecary spouses, muiri and the assistant at the white phial in windhelm. so one male, one female... Avrusa is marriageable and should in theory be an apothecary merchant, but it says she isn't?? not sure if the page is wrong (which is pretty rare) or for some reason she is not an apothecary once married for some reason. (sadly i find it easier to believe the game is coded wrong then that website being wrong)

[@klavicus2276]

muiri is great :) (but i dont remember if i can marry her even i am not a DB member sooo can i?)

[@funnymanonyourscrean]

One of my favourite things to do is role play the family stuff. Being Dragonborn is all well and good but who doesn’t want to blend in and feel part of the world instead of a glorified tourist.

[@TzhoOriatee]

The second you mentioned Camilla, I was reminded of a time I was hanging out with my Sister while she was playing Skyrim. She did the Quest to get Camilla as a Marriage Candidate, decided to marry her for fun, and for some reason I accused her of just swooping in and Shitting on the dreams of the two men who were courting her already.

[@madmasseur6422]

For anyone wondering 3:27 is the new windhelm guard armor from the Guards armor replacer mod

[@jg0620]

Ik

[@madmasseur6422]

@@jg0620 Ok that's nice

[@idc.magna.7169]

Xbox compatible?

[@RedPec]

Thanks for pointing that out chief 👍

[@WretchedRedoran]

@@idc.magna.7169 Sadly i don't think so :(

[@chuqiaobao5958]

The fact that you are still making these Skyrim videos amazes me 😆 you’re the best and keep it up!!!!

[@papajezeus1999]

Number 1:your own flame antronach

[@vroshabhisam5582]

use fire resist elixir

[@SurveyCorps101]

1:55 Scouts: "I wish the Nords , Argonians and Dark Elves in Windhelm got along better." Stormcloak Guard: *Target acquired...activating murder to death mode*

[@capitanspoiler7393]

i love how you can marry someone just because you sold them a piece of fire wood

[@nyanpasurenge_]

Sven/Faendal is Boethiah's perfect sacrifice candidate

[@hd1987hd]

Nazeem tho.

[@hd1987hd]

RDO mod also allows it also

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

I sacrificed Iona. She was just a freeloader, lounging around my house in Riften

[@nickochioneantony9288]

roggi knot-beard if u play with no fast travel (survival mode), as he is terrible fighter and the closest follower to boethiah shrine

[@ashleyallin1981]

Lydia. Every time.

[@BreegullEagle]

I always marry Shahvee, she has such optimism for a lowly argonian dockworker.

[@chef4613]

I do too

[@sssargon8569]

I did this the first time too, then I married Derkeethus, (he's the argonian you save from the falmer) still sorta upset there's no khajiit marriage candidates tho

[@kiramman4874]

Not sure if I can provide for all these spouses. Polygamy is difficult.

[@chriscormac231]

Legacy of the dragonborn, find the dungeon in the reach where a ghost has a dragon prieat sealed and you have to collect urns to stop him, in the priests room you can find king orgnums coffer, every day you activate it you get gold

[@nathanielstacy4488]

game won't let you have 2 or more spouses while the first is 'alive'. Skyrim are real stickers for that "Till death do us part clause"!

[@jade-leerexter8597]

Mods my friend mods

[@angsern8455]

Kirein Hunter judging by the fact that you might be thane of multiple holds and have a constant bandit infestation that you have to sort out which would have loot in their hidings. Also the fact that things in skyrim are quite cheap, even in waring economy. I say you’ll do okay.

[@soultribe291]

Marcurio Is the absolute best husband. The way he is sassy as a companion he’s an absolutely wonderful and sweet husband. He’s good with the kids and an amazing Legendary bad ass. And he doesn’t get in your way he usually compasses you and destroys your opponents and doesn’t get in your way often. If you give him the spellbreakee shield, Diedrich and miraaks mask he is unstoppable. He is very sweet to the kids and as a husband. I wish she was real, I’d marry him in real life

[@NannyOggins]

I get you totally hes also one of the few human men who doesn’t look like a Mr potato head! Why is it that the women are largely beautiful and the men all ugly? Hmmmm! The one thing I don’t like about Marcurio is that he goes all slushy on you after marriage. I liked it at first because he can be pretty snippy as a follower, but after a while his constant fawning irritated me, but then, I’m not a very romantic woman I guess. I prefer deeds not words, flowers in the garden not wrapped in tissue. He is a wonderful follower though and I have him in my current playthrough.

[@asimjabbar5979]

Jenessa has the sassiest voice though :D

[@NannyOggins]

Yep, I always wanted a male version of Jenassa to marry!

[@mjag2834]

Dont think Dark Elves understand giving them a Nightshade flower as a romantic gift, probably see it as a dis.

[@RNgamervideos]

the same voice of the Azura's Worshiper.

[@alexeir3690]

I’m so excited to see Muiri on here. I married her bc I love her personality and the fact that killing someone makes her want to marry you, not to mention we make a great lesbian assassin team. Now we have two lovely daughters and a mansion and it couldn’t be better.

[@DoodilyDoo777]

Literal goals

[@whenisee2667]

Omg twin 😂 I literally fell in love with her like ugh

[@joenesvick7043]

I heard Muiri and Camilla constantly thank you for doing the quest even after you marry, although I’m sure there’s a mod for that (not sure about PS4, can’t add dialogue but perhaps some can be removed). There are quite a few people you can’t marry (unless you use mods) that can be in its own video series. Serana is obviously the top candidate. I also personally like Eola, Lisbet, Niranye, Karliah, Gabriella & Astrid (already married and tries to kill you, but she’s hot).

[@elvenariaera1060]

Scouts-Many-Marshes is my favorite husband in Skyrim

[@absolutelyflawless5173]

Another great spouse to find among the Windhelm argonians is Shahvee. Like Scouts-many-marshes she isn't at all hostile to the nords and somehow keeps a very cheerful disposition, saying she's learned to be grateful for what she has and is just happy despite her conditions. All in all she's just a very wholesome figure.

[@nukacolanut9274]

All of the spouses I’ve ever had in my playthroughs: 1st playthrough: Marcurio (One of the best! Love him! 😍🤩) 2nd Playthrough: Benor (That one was a mistake 😒) 3rd Playthrough: Vilkas (I was doing a Companions build so I chose to marry a companion and chose him 🤗) 4th Playthrough: Onmund (Did a College of Winterhold build; I like him as a follower and spouse, but I don’t think I’d marry him again. He’s a little boring) *SIDE NOTE: I kinda wish we could marry J’Zargo.* 5th Playthrough: Scouts-Many-Marshes (I really like Scouts. 10/10 would pick him again 😁👍)

[@PauloArais]

Actually, you don't have to kill anyone in order to marry Muiri. If you invest in Bothela's store you'll gain her favor too (no need to kill Bothela either). There's other way too. Drop an valuable item in front of her (better do it inside The Hag's Cure). This may trigger a conversation between you and her where she asks to keep the item. If you allow her to do so, you'll raise her disposition too.

[@adriftinglink]

The 3 things that come to mind. Dragons, Magic, and Lydia

[@neonswan1482]

You wanted to marry magic?

[@lazulenoc6863]

@@neonswan1482 I think they want to marry a magically powerful Lydia and raise dragons.

[@polarbroomega7263]

"It's not just his big heart that this steelworker's known for" What're you sayin, Nate? xD

[@rookiedrifter4273]

"Look who's talking!" Me: No, no. He's got a point.

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

1:58 "Uh excuse me, wtf , were you just speaking of peace for all?" 1000 bounty added

[@JustinY.]

"I shall do anything for my waifu"

[@chriscormac231]

Is it your job to comment on every video?

[@TheRagingStorm98]

He's come back

[@missgolgistain5801]

Still alive I see

[@mirror857]

Justin Y. Spoken like a true man of culture

[@MASTERDavid007]

𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅...

[@Fluffy-Rose1993]

Farkas, Nate! Farkas! He's the best husband! D: Yes, his stats are broken but he's a sweet character, and he keeps his essential status even after the Companions questline has been completed.

[@Slender_Man_186]

His stats are broken? Please Explain, I’ve never heard this before.

[@Fluffy-Rose1993]

@@Slender_Man_186 In the vanilla game, he's listed as a Blacksmith so he has bad armour and weapon stats, but good pick pocket and speech skills.

[@oliviaforbes6606]

Wish I could marry Brynjolf. Possibly Ulfric Stormcloak or just some random bandit cause why not

[@coffeepoweredkatie6290]

I'm glad to have finally found someone else who kinda wants to marry Ulfric lol. He's one of my faves and I don't care if people think I'm horrible for it.

[@oliviaforbes6606]

@@coffeepoweredkatie6290 yay, I'm not the only one!

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

While I despise the man's politics, his personality just roars with that charismatic Jeebus energy.

[@overdramaticfreak]

I kind of wish Ulfric's voice actor had done multiple NPCs with that voice (but I get why that didn't happen). I'd marry him just to listen to him talk, even if I typically play an Imperial, or ignore the civil war quests.

[@sschweg08]

Could you imagine the random bandit encounter? He/She runs screaming at you, hell bent on killing you then stops, noticing the amulet of mara that adorns your decolletage. 😂

[@jeleujeu4307]

What a thoughtful and well made compilation for potential spouses. I love the attention to detail and how the characters are presented. Anyway, I'm off to install the mod that lets me marry Miraak.

[@rustyhowe3907]

The trouble with Muiri's double contract is it has the mother of the now dead daughter 'self delete' due to grief of losing *both* her daughters (one to you, one to the killer of Windhelm).

[@platinumchromee3191]

Reasons why i don't do that despitte being a murder cultist with funny voices in my head