Slaanesh the Groomer | Warhammer 40k meme dub

[@TheBigMkuma]

I like the running gag of the lion screaming at guilliman from across the galaxy everytime something happens

[@RvBnerd618]

It's the new "CREEEEEED!!" in the 40k meme circle.

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

I like to think that he flew screaming in space all the way to Guilliman on Terra at unfathomable speeds, only to realize his mistake and fly all the way back to Slaanesh

[@OLDDOGE12]

[Lion slightly trips over a tiny rock] Gulliman!!!!!!!!!

[@ReigoVassal]

​@@OLDDOGE12 "What" "Sorry force of habit"

[@Wes_Bluemarine]

​@@RvBnerd618Where's "CREEED" from?

[@jasonthomas7909]

I like to think Khorne was offended by Slaanesh not knowing about Italy in particular because he's a big fan of all the war the Roman Empire did.

[@CDio-vr3bx]

Makes sense

[@minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132]

Even the gods think about the roman empire

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

"They called me Mars. They LOVED me."

[@stefanstraka7517]

Roman empire owed its success to tzeench as much as khorne I mean, they literally enforced world peace for a long time, pax romana The very idea would be beyond offensive to khorne

[@Lorgar64]

​@@stefanstraka7517Pax Romana was peace within the empire. Didn't stop them leaving the empire to kill a bunch of Germans, Parthians, Celts, etc...

[@mystermothman3092]

Nurgle: "YOU make *ME* sick!" *professionals have standards*

[@primm_slimm]

Be polite

[@bruh-why]

Be efficient

[@techpriest2474]

Have a plan to infect everyone you meet.

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Be' smelly

[@pietro4rri]

Piss in a jar and throw it at your enemies

[@W0ND3R_0F_U]

You know you’re absolutely filthy if you make NURGLE sick in a bad way for once.

[@dinoz2113]

Yea😅

[@Scornus]

He loves being stinky and sick, but he’s not that sick.

[@namenight7158]

Nurglites are physically disgusting, not morally

[@lucasfunke6657]

"I may be the God of sickness diseases but that's too fucking gross!"

[@chrislaurent1137]

Better to have a sick body than a sick mind

[@Hawkens4k]

5 hundred thousand dark eldar died upon hearing the lion scream slaanesh.

[@lumburgapalooza]

_in ecstasy_

[@Atemnûra_KrünZorûk4.5]

​@@lumburgapalooza bad for her No one left that worships her like they do

[@jarlathquinn2628]

It was Vect’s plan for more power

[@emetanti]

That sounds like a improvement for everyone.

[@LackOfSleepIsAbsurd]

All the while Vect is stuck in a public bathroom stall with The Swarmlord.

[@heeman1203]

"At least it cant get any worse" Meanwhile Ynnead is about to expose everything she did during the fall on the Joe Ogryn podcast.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

“Purple long ear, please tell Joe about these allegations.”

[@lorenzorodriguez9481]

Oh I love this. Pls dreadanon. Do this

[@hafurg]

I was gonna hit like but it has 666. Can't make perfect be better.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@@hafurg Edgelord comment

[@hafurg]

@@LordCrate-du8zm this is a comment thread. In the internet, about a warhammer meme video. What did you expect? XD

[@alexross1816]

She made the Watchers cry... MY ARMOR IS CONTEMPT!!! MY SHIELD IS DISGUST!!! MY SWORD IS HATRED!!!

[@Simon_Azrael_The_Doctor]

and my soul. *Is.* ... *M A L I C E*

[@jack0lantern03]

Woah, hey, let’s not risk calling Malal.

[@Simon_Azrael_The_Doctor]

@@jack0lantern03 oh you mean noncannontus?

[@NicoBabyman1]

MY FACE IS MY SHIELD!

[@Emprah]

@@NicoBabyman1classic RussianBadger reference

[@heckinmemes6430]

You know you're messing up if Khorne is telling you to read books.

[@hossdelgado626]

Tbf, it can't always be battle and bloodshed, and might as well know the difference in a halberd, a glaive, and swordspear by the time you need to use one

[@emetanti]

@@hossdelgado626 Only book Khorne ever read was Sun Tzus "The Art of War" and even then he concluded having his followers scream his name and charge in a straight line works better for him.

[@CrizzyEyes]

Khorne isn't all mindless rage, he's also all about crazy overcomplicated war machines with the ultimate goal of killing. That requires a lot of book reading. GW has just flanderized him a bit, like most other aspects of the setting. He also has standards. While he hates the weak, he also hates so-called "powerful" warriors that would bother to fight weaklings, so ironically he is one of the more merciful gods by virtue of his powerful warriors sparing foes that are too weak for them.

[@Ironsidesgamingtheuttphater]

@@CrizzyEyes Professionals have STANDARDS

[@subpar_username4756]

@@CrizzyEyesKhorne seems like a potential friend.

[@TheUndeadslayer221]

Khorne going soft was the most surprising thing that happened here.

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Well he IS gettin' up there in terms of ""age""; Soon he'll be feeding the ducks and playing Chess in the park with Papa Nurgle

[@Botinfinit]

@@Da_ComputerMonster with a tiny bit of anger issues

[@shonklebonkle324]

Yeah, seems Slaanesh was mostly the hard one here.

[@TheUndeadslayer221]

@@shonklebonkle324 There's a joke in there somewhere, but I shan't make it

[@Heavenriser_leader]

​@@shonklebonkle324 Hehe... penis joke.

[@chillin8416]

Wasn't expecting Khorne to request such a civillised refund from joe.

[@aureklanderson4498]

He is a god of honor afterall.

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

You mean Joe Mama?!

[@isaacofthales4303]

Slaanesh would make Child Grooming from our world seem wholesome by comparison

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

Slaanesh’s daemon worlds would probably make it a legal mandate that parents have to groom their own kids from the moment they’re born, if not before…😬

[@mariokujo384]

Slaanesh took a trick from the Emperor's playbook and began grooming 1000 Aedalri children a day to sustain themselves.

[@LordVader1094]

@@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire Sounds oddly familiar.

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

@@LordVader1094 Come to think of it, The Imperium as a whole kinda does the something similar to maintain it’s numbers advantage if I remember correctly, doesn’t it? (although nowhere NEAR the same levels as what I’d expect Slannesh’s worlds to, and said grooming would probably be just another component of everyone’s overall indoctrination to the Imperial Creed)

[@YouAreStillNotablaze]

There's a particularly infamous official WH40k short story that did just that (although as usual it messed up the original lore, but nonetheless, it wasn't far off taking Slaanesh principles to it's logical conclusion..)

[@mitchellenderson7194]

It’s okay, Little Ones. You can go back to your coconut merchant adventures, the yucky chaos god is gone.

[@BGinfinite00]

"Happy watcher noises"

[@Silver.799]

Slaanesh just got back from one of Diddy's parties shun word is bond

[@heeman1203]

Diddy's the only one who could make Slaanesh uncomfortable

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

one day you're throwing back pink corpse starch on primarch diddy's battle barge in themiskon point

[@DoofXMachina]

1000 bottles of baby oil

[@zhcultivator]

Daemon prince Diddy 😂

[@captaintitus4637]

Average day in the warp

[@Whos_real]

It’s called Chaos for a reason

[@Americium-120]

Average day on any social media site these days... which is pretty much the Warp, so nevermind.

[@caonguyenngo8431]

@@Americium-120What if the Chaos Gods are AI that escape the internet ?

[@LackOfSleepIsAbsurd]

@@caonguyenngo8431Vashtorr exists

[@Manglet762]

It's a rare calm day in the Warp of Khorne of all "people" is acting rational.

[@wealthybone2990]

For a second I thought that said Slaanesh the Gooner.

[@TOUGHEYES]

It may as well.

[@Jimbo676-dc4fq]

That would of been a less worse title tbh

[@atompunk456]

Same

[@totomen666]

Now you showed yours true colours!!!

[@Theinternetnerd]

Either is factually correct

[@MrMuelltube]

I love that Simpsons-Reference. Lion El'Johnson: "GUILLIMAN!" Roboute Guilliman: "What? Lion El'Johnson: "Sorry, Force of Habit! SLANNESH!"

[@idontlikerome2744]

Even the Tyranid hive mind heard that one

[@LeviathanSpeaks1469]

Great Horned Rat: “You best turn off that computer and come kiss me on my hot mouth… I’M FEELIN ROMANTICAL…”

[@mc6621]

Most normal thing the Great Horned Rat has said

[@JustTryinaDuck]

In the Horned rat we trust

[@mid1429]

@@mc6621Doesn’t he mainly like backstabbing and being insane

[@idontlikerome2744]

Oh the offspring these two would create in that jail cell

[@jerzyksudak945]

When Nurgle of all people says you make him sick it shows that you went to far.

[@ashurad_fox5991]

Plot twist: Slaanesh and The Great Horned Rat became best roomies after they took-used the GREAT BOOF, yes-yes. All together, at the same time.

[@Drakonslayer777]

Okay Who let the rat in? I like it when he talks, it’s funny

[@danieltobin4498]

At least until he betrays her

[@thepowerofluck2432]

​@@danieltobin4498 You act as if Slaanesh wouldn't get off to it

[@donnish7472]

Slaanesh and The Great Horned Rat became best groomies*

[@flameconvoy7424]

Slaanesh's least depraved sin

[@zeroturtle-bu7zb]

01:34 If you listen closely, you can hear khorne typing on his phone in order to give her the link.

[@Im_Local]

Guys I swear Slaanesh only wanted a cupcake

[@NicoBabyman1]

I understood that reference.

[@Charliee_Woofy_Pz]

EDP

[@yosoyyomismo9757]

Little sweet. PDF friendly. We can't make burn in hell this demon. It won't work

[@ballsinspector42069]

She sat in Pablo's chair for too long

[@IronDragon-2143]

I lost it when Nurgle said, "You make me sick!" 😂

[@Voltamatum]

There a some levels of toxins that not even Nurgle will toke

[@internetzenmaster8952]

The fact Gork and Mork weren't brought in as two versions of Chris Orksens was a missed opportunity.

[@pacos6016]

They were too busy fighting each other anyway

[@r1e234]

Gork was busy fighting but wanted to attend, while Mork wanted to attend but was busy fighting.

[@26th_Primarch]

​@r1e234 nah, they'd agree it'd be more important to krump slaanesh at that time than beat each other up...

[@britishaviator5942]

@@26th_Primarch Gork was busy fighting but thought it was important to Krump slaanesh, while Mork thought it was important to Krump Slaanesh but was busy fighting.

[@Hail.layla-ym3sh]

‏‪3:04‬‏ nah making nurgle feel sick is an achievement

[@DieteticGoose58]

2:53 The lion roar was heard throughout the galaxy that day and all slaanesh demons feared it

[@liamcamaille660]

She’s gonna apologize with her eldritch ukulele

[@YangHajime]

"Diseased Chaos train! Chugging down this tracks of the ruinous powers"

[@PieBoy4242]

So long as she doesn't play anything in the key of A Minor.

[@Death_Blossom17]

2:30 OH MY GOD SLANEESH LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE POOR WATCHERS 😭

[@eddiemaiden4192]

I like to think Khorne was babysitting those watchers up until slaanesh got involved

[@wolfspider2six584]

"Free-Release The Great Horned Rat!" "He did no bad-wrong."

[@firebrand723]

Nurgle: I may be physically disgusting, but the sickness you have I can’t get behind! Isha: you tell ‘em honey!

[@ZachRouge113]

I love that Lion IMMEDIATELY blames Guiliman regardless of the situation😂 also dread's is now my headcannon Lion voice

[@h2obear466]

I love the idea of Khorne trying too be a old grumpy man trying too get Slaanesh to change. Tzeentch must be laughing his feathers off. Also Lion's reaction to this is amazing!

[@PJDAltamirus0425]

Isn't khorne the oldest of the chaos gods and Slaanesh the youngest? So, it kinda fits.

[@h2obear466]

@@PJDAltamirus0425 that would be the reason I like it so much.

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

@@PJDAltamirus0425 Nurgle is THE oldest. Khorne is the 2nd oldest. Slaanesh is the youngest. And Tzeentch is the crummy middle child, I believe.

[@Harisankar.P]

​@@Da_ComputerMonster nope khorne is the oldest according to lore

[@Unknownstatus_521]

If Nurgle says that you're sick (and not as a compliment), then shit's wrong

[@toastle8005]

As the Death Company marines slip into the throes of hallucinations and memories of the Heresy, they are heard shouting a single name The Arch-Heretic, Joe, Trader to the Imperium Claimed by Khorne in M31, and no daemons have breached the Brass City’s defended since

[@jackgriffi7826]

The Great Horned Rat having the 'we're the rats' as his theme is perfect.

[@springfaux6991]

He is the giant rat who makes all of the rules after all

[@Horrowes]

_Guilliman bursts into the room_ "SLAANESH! A word, if you would."

[@njvikesfan0162]

100% thought Morathi was gonna show up at the end and steal some elf souls

[@gagankishore9907]

"Eternal goon sesh" bruh I fell off my chair

[@AdelhardtDreguth]

It funny how the God of Fury and Violence scolds her about grammar

[@26th_Primarch]

Khorne is a fan of all battles, which presumably would include rap battles, and good lyrical wordplay with proper grammar is a devastating tool.

[@Trauson]

Ok the Lion screaming Guilliman threw me off xD and the other guy like "What is not me this time" xD

[@tiagobelo4965]

Ngl I don't see the issue of being roommates with the great horned rat, seems like a cool guy

[@Tacoguy1000]

According to a comment I saw, it eats pink to become a chaos god in canon.

[@junkuribo5150]

He do bring the boof.

[@SkeletonLeiutenant]

Slaanesh probably makes diddy parties looks like Disney show kids birthday parties

[@captainrex1718]

You know it’s bad when even Nurgle is disgusted

[@libertylemonz7145]

The Great Horned Rat is in there on possession charges

[@MISTERTR-rh9mg]

I always knew the whole time jerma was the great rat that makes all the rules, and cast into a prison because he was going to use his meatgrinder agains rhe chaos gods

[@notusneo]

Most friendly Khorne Slaanesh interaction

[@TarotVylan]

"I'm a busy woman" *"YOU ARE NEITHER A WOMAN, NOR ARE YOU BUSY"*

[@MISTERTR-rh9mg]

Khorne: you can't do that do with kids slannesh! Slannesh: i literally turn myself into a femboy that corrupted a grey knight, what do you expect from me?

[@primm_slimm]

Wait they become a femboy?

[@MISTERTR-rh9mg]

@@primm_slimm slannesh became a femboy yes that corrupted a grey knight

[@primm_slimm]

@@MISTERTR-rh9mg I guess I know the chaos faction I would fit in with the most then (not the pedo stuff slanenesh did)

[@doodleeagle9344]

​@@primm_slimm naaahhh its a package deal bro

[@primm_slimm]

@@doodleeagle9344 shit guess i'm gonna have to be straight

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

If khorne is the one giving you a lesson on dignity and reason and not snitch is pretty down bad

[@MatthewCSnow]

It’s not all bad having the great horned rat as a cell mate, he got contacts on the outside that can get you some real dank kush

[@Dolritto]

Riggas have to drive to them all the way from Fantasy hood, all damn 40 Kromosomes, they will go bonkers on price to patch up fuel funds. Doomwheel ain't spining for free even for that Great & Horni prison co-op and they will milk their pimp asses real good on (chaos) god

[@Dan-m6h]

Even nurgle feels disgusted now that's a whole level of low

[@AmerikanSkull]

Slaanesh posts cringe on main, asked to leave smoke sesh.

[@sammy_freddo]

They locked 'her' in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make 'her' crazy

[@khylerbane4523]

The irony is I’m pretty sure even Slaanesh would hesitate to go within 100 yards of a Watcher. Remember the the Changling, who frequently re-enacts Jackass on the Chaos Gods without fear of what they will do to him was *terrified* by just *one* Watcher and ran like hell when he saw it.

[@mr..pleasant9298]

Ah yes Khorne, the voice of reason…

[@karenbaldwin2867]

Well, that’s one way to tell the entire Multiverse is going to hell in a handbasket!

[@26th_Primarch]

Khorne is fairly reasonable and honorable. He'll openly tell you he's going to punch you in the face, then punch you in the face. Literally, the only (confirmed) Chaos god that won't fuck you over in all meanings of that phrase.

[@abe2826]

​@@26th_Primarch So he's honorable yet barbaric and overall batshit insane? Makes sense considering he represents the concept of "survival of the fittest."

[@26th_Primarch]

@@abe2826 yep.

[@jamesf3871]

“She did WHAT to a WHAT?!?!?”

[@robertduggan3735]

SLAANESH!!

[@MagnustheValiant]

You know it's bad when it makes the Master of Plague and Pestilence sick. That guy drinks up galactic-scale epidemics every other day like it's nothing.

[@xzenitramx666]

Khorne not being corny its good.

[@marcusrauch4223]

Khorney?

[@Historyfrek4ever]

One: Family friendly!? Kettle calling pot, Khorne. Two: Slaanesh is illiterate, she has failed as the god of arts! Three: As if the fact they are minors is a problem for you Slaanesh.

[@BigWarthog]

Kids love violent stuff, don't see any contradiction

[@sonarchy5158]

​@@BigWarthog Proxy your Bloodthirsters with a Tom & Jerry toy

[@Aaronrose575]

Well, we're talking about a god of arts that sees cacophony as the major expression of music, I wouldn't be surprised if it also thought the major expression of literature are gossip magazines

[@fornogoodreason551]

I mean slannish being a groomer, not hard to believe.

[@jerryleon4280]

Even Nurgle finds it more disgusting than himself.

[@HugoRivera-zx4mv]

That smiling friends scream was the cherry on the top.

[@PersimmonHurmo]

"eternal goon sesh" is very a poetic way to describe Slanesh's whole existence.

[@Samuel-vw4yv]

Khorne and Nurgle are like the two older siblings, Tzeentch is the middle, and Slaanesh is the edgy teen

[@m.t.fguard8309]

When even grandfather nurgle is sick, you know you've gone too far

[@teagan5494]

I need more of this, the way you portray the gods is hilarious, and also the great horned rat is a fantastic touch

[@fer45026torw]

"I can't be expected to know all the various wordings and John Grammaticus" - Slaanesh

[@karldoesstuffYT]

i love the idea that the Imperium and the forces of chaos joined forces just to put slaanesh in horny jail

[@liammcgill5270]

The Great Horned Rat is gonna do things to Slaanesh in that prison. Deserved.

[@gabrielmcbride8503]

2:58 Brood War Protoss OST for holding Slannesh in the crystal prison? Huzzah! A man of quality!

[@carlosfred8673]

Trader Joe’s now opening new locations in the Warp!

[@lumburgapalooza]

God damnit, they've even gentrified the Immaterium? If I see one dude handing out vegan meatball samples in the Crystal Labyrinth I'm moving to the Chaos Wastes.

[@House_MAL]

@@lumburgapalooza immaterial plane with material prices

[@TemplarBlonic]

The most hilarious bit is that Khorne is arguably way more "intellectual" than Slaanesh outside of wining and "dining." I imagine he is paradoxically very well versed to be the best possible strategist and would use words with multitudes of syllables without sounding like a nerdy gaping anus like Tzeentch. Also: Excellent job from Anna sounding incredibly accurate to the androgynous form of Slaanesh. Genuinely uncomfortable hearing that voice, even in the comedic context! Also also, I'm surprised that the GHR didn't sound at least a quarter as deranged as the usual Skaven. I guess all the concentrated betrayal and scheming gave him a brain that can speak without tics.

[@Frerichs1962]

Remember if GW takes this down, its cannon.

[@Bollthorn]

Ditzy valley girl Slaanesh and angry yet wholesome dad Khorne are amazing.

[@irish-italianintrovert.8600]

Brother Hansen of the Grey Knights walks in: Hello Slannesh, take a seat.

[@brezzybee9559]

1:34 Thats totally Bowser having a day to day chat with bowser jr. about his latest upbringings 😂

[@justme42300]

You know Slaanesh is fucked up when you make Nurgle throw up UNINTENTIONALLY.

[@WhateverTheory]

So.. Khorne didn’t beat her… him.. it up? Interesting.. Also it seems that Khorne was in a lenient mood today. He was not willing to beat up the Trader named Joe for the uncrispy chips.. Also, first.

[@Aberinkula9]

Slaanesh would have liked the beating. You know... BDSM and stuff...

[@Drakonslayer777]

Maybe he was willing to spare them if they gave him his money back and with Slaanesh he was probably just tired from their constant bull crap too tired to give them a good throttle. Also, I think he might’ve been worried that they would’ve tried to turn into something weird you know demon of excess/pleasure would do

[@26th_Primarch]

Khorne is an honorable god, and going through the proper channels to get a refund is honorable.

[@magicquill1116]

The Great Horned Rat at the end: Ehhmmm...Cheesed to meet you.

[@void-creature]

0:38 Isn't Slaneesh's specialty the sagacious stringing of syllables into amusing alliterations?

[@ethanemerson4862]

Slaanesh: “At least it can’t get any worse.” Malice: “hello everyone, I am your warden for today.” Slaanesh: “OH HELL NO!”

[@TheThing4444]

I love the idea of Slaneesh simultaneously being a perverted thirteen year old boy and a ditzy valley girl that happens to have god-like powers.

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Oh yeah! I tend to forget Horned Rat _VORED_ Slaanesh that one time. (Probably for the best...)

[@beauaadams153]

Wait when did that happen?? (Im assuming this happened someone point in Fantasy).

[@mollowvijf7139]

He WHAT

[@silversolitaire1519]

Ya know, getting Guilliman to help with this situation would actually be a great idea.

[@zachzednik1804]

I find it funny because slannesh is the youngest of the chaos gods so could see slannesh talking like a teenager.

[@eiric6958]

"Sorry, force of habit" 😂

[@howaboutno7959]

Perfection. I don't know why but the animal crossing music made it 10x better

[@lemadmem1224]

Khorne being actually reasonable and clever guy is surprising

[@b1on1k638]

“You make me sick” -Nurgle, FUCKING NURGLE Thank you Anna

[@lordbelou7279]

Slaanesh meet the REAL fourth chaos god

[@michaeldimare3786]

Thank you Anna for (un)willingly imprisoning yourself with the cheddar-chomping-chud king himself (It’s a joke please don’t shoot Ratling guns at me) to voice Slaanesh for this. Dreadanon has a great voice but it just wouldn’t sound right coming out Slanneshs…orifice? Proboscis? Gross Anyway, great video, The Lion is second best dad in the imperium now

[@vileharpsichord]

Lobotomy Warhammer

[@Blon_go_pop]

LobotomyHammer

[@lorddumb21]

Wartomy hammer

[@DeusExAngelo]

"I'm a busy *woman!* " Give her a few minutes and she'll decide to be "The Dark Prince" to be a busy man...and engage in different yet equally disturbing types of goonery. Because Slaanesh is Tzeentchian like that, which steals Tzeentch's blue thunder. Meanwhile Nurgle created STD's in hoping it would curve Slaanesh's horndoggery. It did not.

[@Itsunobaby]

2:46 bro had bills to pay

[@Draedon126]

You know you fucked up when Khorne of all people is forcing you to watch wholesome content

[@atompunk456]

You know you've really hit rock bottom when you disgust the lord of plague himself

[@zetasansan]

that was the most crystal clear "WHAT THE FUCK" ive ever heard

[@JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY]

Slaneesh is a true disiciple of Diddy the Great Oiled one.

[@PrakashSaturday-nr7by]

Corn complaining about Khorn chips is classic