Homophobic Jaghatai | Warhammer 40k meme dub

[@Joseph-mw2rl]

Vulkan: "lmao Magnus the Red" Magnus: "lmao Vulkan the Blac-" 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[@TheConnorian]

"MAGNUS! A word if you would."

[@georgeaird4637]

The fact that Magnus too would probably be brown if he wasn’t using his psyker powers since most prosperans are described as ‘coffee skinned’ in the books 😂😂

[@Joseph-mw2rl]

​@@georgeaird4637So does he have rights or not on prospero

[@Commander_Boreale]

nono, Vulkan the ni-

[@sars910]

​@@Joseph-mw2rl Technically no one has any rights on Prospero because it got blown up.

[@WR288]

“By the throne! You’re not bisexual, you’re bipolar…” - Jaghatai seeing Clonegrim fighting Daemon Fulgrim

[@Earadon]

Underrated comment, wish I could upvote twice 😂

[@Gyros-Judo]

Dude my sides are hurting wtf😂😂😂😂😂

[@amosnickel1188]

I need this fan artist you know what to do

[@ghostofrandom]

​@@amosnickel1188to the AI Artist.

[@discordmarauder]

Should start referring to him as halfgrim

[@PLpatriot999]

Girlyman being a head of imperium's HR is hilarious

[@daverage4729]

Weirdly appropriate in the funniest way. Lol!!!

[@rickconnolly5006]

@@daverage4729 I don't think there's a better fit. Except possibly pertorabo, given how spiteful, petty and humourless he is 🤣

[@Alexander59059]

@@rickconnolly5006 Konrad, or maybe Leman both are already enforcers so they fit the job in that sense

[@maxim30]

😂it really is

[@rickconnolly5006]

@@Alexander59059🤣 konrad too actually! making a gory example of somebody who made a hilarious joke is on brand for 40k HR dept

[@nikolaosboukouvalas449]

"Now apologize to the fruity little wiener." *Homophobia alarm goes off a second time*

[@rod6718]

*A second Roboute breaks into the room* "Roboute, a word, if you would."

[@freudlindell6343]

@@rod6718 Nah, the Emperor is resurrected from all the rampant homophobia and tosses Roboute into the Warp

[@daviddiaz5815]

Maybe malcador

[@Neoth40k]

*Warp portal opens* Malcador: "Guilleman! A word, now!"

[@ryanrobot7975]

The HR office is shielded from such things

[@darthodin9736]

okay dude this one got me good, imagining a 3 meters tall primarch doing a shitty apologizing video just combines so well with 40k extremely serious/extreme non-serious style

[@SwissCheese34]

With the ukulele too😂

[@Sapphh1c]

All aboard the toxic gossip train!

[@oscarlove4394]

40k takes itself so seriously that it becomes a satire.

[@darknessml6145]

...why would he have to make an effort to apologise for this

[@michaelbarrow1716]

See😊s😊/•+-ddz😅d

[@emetanti]

"Good luck cancelling me, you have to catch me first!" -Jaghatai Khan, racing away on his bike and flipping the bird.

[@Cairo40000]

**Mongolian Eurobeat blares as he drifts away in his armored Subaru Impreza**

[@emetanti]

@@Cairo40000 If anything he is aggressively throatsinging as he does so.

[@captaintitus4637]

@@emetanti and then he gets so many speed tickets a new number is invented

[@thejuiceking2219]

that's it, send the IRS AFTER HIM!

[@VicStrange9]

so you're telling me Jaghatai Khan was Lobo the main man all along, gotcha

[@Overlord99762]

I imagine Dorn going back to his workshop with a hardhat, some gloves and planks under his arms after repairing the kicked door and hearing Guilliman bash the fucking door a second time

[@Tanzenergise]

"that was a perfectly constructed door, brother i am now... A N G R Y"

[@SunriseParabellum_elysium]

Perturabo : Well, maybe if *I* built it in the first place, Guilliman wouldn't have broken it so easily!

[@kohinonion1794]

​@@SunriseParabellum_elysium fr😂

[@FoxyGrandmeowmmy5598]

​@@SunriseParabellum_elysium Dorn: You smell of dirt and entitlement

[@kenway.kirigaya]

@@FoxyGrandmeowmmy5598Peter Turbo: I am very bitter and you are the reason

[@themilkman993]

“But he’s not even Chin-“ “HE’S CODED YOU POOFTER!”

[@mguy5923]

He's coded Mongolian, do you think all Asians are the same? *Alarm blares as Robot Girlyman kicks the door in*

[@alphariusomegon-dn3tf]

@@mguy5923 no cancel culture ironically considers all asians the same

[@MrSamulai]

@@alphariusomegon-dn3tf And all africans/descents. And all whites. And all hispanics.

[@crashedforeigncar]

​@@MrSamulaiYeesh, as though we need more reasons to realize how absolutely moronic Twitter is.

[@IceLizardsUnited]

@@MrSamulai It's how you know most cancel culture mobs are American.

[@Sapphh1c]

I have never heard Fulgrim being called a fruity little weiner, but in all honesty it’s 100% true. I would know, my brothers.

[@zacharyhansen9103]

You have the funniest username I have seen in a while. Well done sir.

[@Sapphh1c]

@@zacharyhansen9103 I do have internet access, my brother! All it cost was the death of my primarch..!

[@objectsupr9970]

Thank you for your service brave marine o7

[@destruct0503]

Oh shit the blood angels got internet access! BOLT DOWN EVERYTHING

[@Sapphh1c]

@@destruct0503 My brother, I have found something of yours called a ‘search history’, care to explain?

[@logangrimnar3800]

The Khan is the *last* loyalist Primarch who would ever be forced to apologize for *anything*.

[@AngryHomunculus]

I mean he was regretful of his actions when he was talking to one of his marines after he went all-out on that Ork horde

[@NoTimeAllTime]

I dunno, you saw how distressed he was at people burning his legos.

[@logangrimnar3800]

@AngryHomunculus I thought the same thing, but he wasn't *pressured* into apologizing. He was actually upset at himself for losing his cool. The other marines were actually the opposite of upset at him, and were surprised that he was apologizing.

[@dimitriosdrossidis9633]

​@@AngryHomunculusthat orcs had it coming!

[@logangrimnar3800]

@@dimitriosdrossidis9633 GW was hard referencing Taz, the Tasmanian devil, from Loony Toons. They literally described him as a spinning tornado.

[@XBloodyBaneX]

I think an alternate public apology would be better, where the whole thing is obviously insinuating that Jaghatai is being homophobic, but Jaghatai's literally didn't understand that, so his public statement just goes "I apologize for insinuating my brother Fulgrim engages in incestuous relationships with his own sons."

[@bartu913]

Thats actually not what he means, emperor's children had super cancer or sum i dont remember rn,he let fabius bile the clonelord experiment on them to fix it

[@santiagoteruel4145]

I believe he meant about all the substances and parties fulgrim did before falling

[@-TheMachineGod-]

@@santiagoteruel4145in lore, yes that’s what it was about, but out of context it sounds like Fulgrim is sleeping with his kids

[@angry_zergling]

@@-TheMachineGod- Oooh I had always thought the 'strange things to your warriors' was him speculating they were doing pervy stuff together I didn't know he was talking about the experiments.

[@ProcyonDei]

Guilliman calling Fulgrim a "Fruity Little Wiener" was the cherry on top...

[@pertys_socks]

Jaghatai getting in trouble for insinuating about Fulgrim's sexual preferences meanwhile Konrad is busy flaying humans in the millions is peak clown world

[@lorddevilfish5868]

I’m sure there’s a fetish for flaying people alive I just have no idea what it’s called nor do I want to. But don’t worry Konrad isn’t going to flay you for kinky reasons he’s going to flay you for moral/political reasons so it’s less icky I guess!

[@soundwave429]

Konrad is out there bringing the fight to the homophobes on the worlds Emperor deemed "problematic"

[@dr.vikyll7466]

HR is important! Those arent people anyways, they believe in (science forgive me) r*ligion

[@amandahugenkiss2310]

I mean obviously loyalist primarchs are held to a higher Standard than traitor primarchs because we all know the latter are a bunch of douchebags and the former are better than them.

[@CorpCoral]

Konrad would be the first to get cancelled out of all the primarchs. not because of the murder but just cause I imagine he goes on manic hateful rants online just to get attention that he doesn't get from the emperor.

[@TheRemembrancer]

LEAVE THE KHAN’s LEGOS ALONE!!! Emperor have mercy!

[@Zealus_24]

Sanguinius going "Ooohh, you're in trouble" is the best part. Definitely would be THAT brother.

[@kahlesskronos2721]

I like the way it was said.

[@JaysonVaughn]

he said it like the teacher's pet would

[@AriSolMorningstar]

Sangy is 100% little brother energy

[@lordgod9958]

​@JaysonVaughn he IS the teachers pet. Well emperors second favorite son after horus before he went and did the chaos kool-aid

[@JaysonVaughn]

@@lordgod9958 fair, golden boi would be

[@demon_xd_]

As the TTS emperor said, the true goal of Jaghatai is to become one with the very concept of speed

[@thejuiceking2219]

so sad, what drugs can do to the greatest of men

[@queequegtheater6093]

And as of "Warhawk", he kind of almost did when he killed Mortarion

[@chestnut4860]

I love the detail of mortarion starting the petition. He dosen't even care, it's just for personal gain.

[@trapcardactivated1777]

Just waiting for the Dorn one. Guilliman: “Dorn a word” Dorn:”No”

[@xanmontes8715]

Dorn: "Dorn is my name, not a mere word."

[@dreamypizza8458]

@@xanmontes8715 dorn: "dorn is not a word, it does not have a definition. It does happen to be my name though."

[@Big_Tyrone138]

I was merely stating a fact, brother.

[@oreo-postraphe]

"What, is it homophobic to call out a predatory power imbalance between a father and his sons?"

[@BierBart12]

Fulgrim understands what happened at the end, but Jaghatai probably doesn't even have a single clue about why he had to say that script in the holovid I'm dead

[@sqocks8254]

I just love that it is Guilliman again as soon as the alarm goes off a second time. He sounds so exasperated when he shouts Fulgrim's name.

[@ironduke5058]

I always wondered why the Khan shat on him so hard when he was basically getting complemented

[@ballsinurmouth-2]

Because its fulgrim and anything he does is to make himself look better

[@wouju9600]

he's being smug/condescending about it

[@emetanti]

The Primarchs do have a tendency to be bloody awful at social interaction, its like half the reason they were killing each other ultimately.

[@Nomadith]

It's fulgrim, if he's talking to anyone but Ferrus his compliments are thinly veiled threats, or just jabs

[@logangrimnar3800]

He actually didn't mind the remarks about him and his legion! It wasn't until Fulgrim insulted his home world as being *beneath* him.

[@ethane1149]

Perturabo getting dragged into HR for the incident with Fulgrim’s face and the model warhound is now something I want to see. Knowing Perty he wouldn’t even try arguing that he did it because Fulgrim is a piece of shit, he’d just double-down and embrace the homophobia accusations.

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

Guilliman: Go apologize now! Perturabo: Alright, sure, I'll apologize. Guilliman: Good! Perturabo's apology: Yeah, I said what I said and did what I did, and I'm not fucking sorry for it. You milksop snowflake shits wanna cancel me? Go ahead and try, I'll have your entire hab-block shelled from afar until it's a fucking crater. I don't bow to weak willed idiots trying to make everything PG while we actually deal with the problems of the universe. Iron Within and Without you pests. Also Guilliman: 😱

[@mankyscotchgit4986]

Perturabo does nothing but double down, that's why we love the stubborn bastard.

[@redeye4516]

I'm nearly convinced the sole reason Perturabo joined Horus is because Dorn remained a loyalist. Like grievances with the Emperor or the Imperium itself be damned, if Dorn and the Fists had betrayed the Imperium, Perturabo and the Iron Warriors would have stayed.

[@diogoteixeira4950]

Perturabo would remain shut until the press conference. There he would say everything he hates about Fulgrim and say that "he deserved it". Than as everybody complains he would go back to his house play Warhammer 40k with his minis

[@thejuiceking2219]

in other news, Perturabo has just been picked up by the Daily Wire, for their new hit movie Atomic N-bomb how can Perty save the world from a nuke, when the only way to stop it, is to say the N-word?

[@mahoganydoughnut6082]

"Its not fear its disgust" jaghatai "klu klux" khan

[@damaskusseraph6046]

Haha that’s clever

[@JesusPerez-cl3ng]

Jesus christ

[@mahoganydoughnut6082]

@@JesusPerez-cl3ng magnus can be the grand wizard.

[@dean_l33]

@@mahoganydoughnut6082 He is tight with the Khan before Heresy

[@angry_zergling]

@@mahoganydoughnut6082 No Magnus is the Grand Cyclops! Come to think of it that's interesting so many KKK ranks fit so well with Magnus. Wizard, Cyclops, Kleagle (bird). Come to think of it are we sure KKK isn't Tzeentch-coded?

[@Ironbattlemace]

I laugh my head off picturing a furious Jaghatai chasing Hesparax trough Comorragh while throat singing agressively.

[@catalin2766]

Now I just imagine this but with Leman Russ or Konrad and how their response would be to still go on StoneWallbut just spout enough slurs to create a new Chaos God.

[@Toneill029]

I don’t know Rus is a cool guy. Seriously his gene sons wouldn’t look out of place with the bear community.

[@kaleflordofinganok7226]

Chaos God of racism? I'm pretty sure that's just the Emperor.

[@LordShrimpTyberos]

@@kaleflordofinganok7226 I think what you said counts as heresy in like, 3 states.

[@rodrigoromero2454]

@@kaleflordofinganok7226 He is no racist, he is xenophobic but just because xenos deserve the chainsword, humanity number 1 all the way

[@Fire_Gaming64]

@@Toneill029Russ would probably rant about everybody being pussies and how they need to Wolf up instead of getting triggered, Konrad and Perty would definitely spend the whole time sprouting slurs, with Perturabo inventing new ones for Konrad to scream through the vox

[@clairestark9024]

Mortarion being behind the petition and being way more bigoted while asdrubel creeps in lelith is the icing on the cake.

[@georgeaird4637]

At least Jaghatai didn’t play a ukulele in his apology speech

[@feuerling]

His hand are too big, it'd look like he was strumming on the world's smallest violin and that's not a good look

[@luckyaristotle]

2:03 I’ll be honest, the punchline was as unexpected as it was hilarious

[@legateelizabeth]

"Oh crumpets"? Man, he really IS coded.

[@bettertobethoughtafool]

No, he's just British. (Name that reference)

[@KRDecade2009]

Worse he’s British

[@NightLordsEnjoyer]

I love that of all the allegations levelled at him, Jags is most concerned about his Legos being burned.

[@bmckelvy5717]

Roboute as head of imperial HR is fucking hilarious

[@feris2137]

imagine the headache he'd get because Perturabo and Konrad got drunk for the third time this week and started posting most racist rants known to galaxy

[@jupitergaming5146]

I like to imagine that gulliman just manifests behind the nearest door and kicks it down everytime someone says something that can be interpreted as problematic

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

I was half expecting the khan would do a fast one. A shame he didnt

[@Azzie420]

“Go woke go broke Bobby”- The Great Khan

[@mado-wh4jv]

Who's bobby?

[@mado-wh4jv]

@_zapatoz_ Ah Roberto Guillermo!

[@thejuiceking2219]

'wait, i thought it was go woke _or_ go broke? i'm so confused, i just want to be happy again' - Roboute Guilliman

[@datsimplenope]

*get woke, go broke

[@nachomanrandy]

Khan is the most liberal of primarchs, try again, weirdo.

[@bio-weaponn5576]

It just comes full circle doesn't it. Also "HE'S CODED, YOU MORON" is just the best line here.

[@lorddevilfish5868]

1:06 That Lego Jaghatai is awesome!

[@Fyrijou]

Y‘know, Jaghatai doing strange things to his ship is mildly anything. But Primarks were literally created without any sex drive so Fulgrim still doing things with anyone is worth bringing up

[@zombielizard218]

If you're curious as to the actual lore, the "strange things" Jaghatai is referring to, is that the Emperor's Children (specifically Fabius Bile) were doing genetic experimentation on Astartes

[@thewerdna]

Unless you are a Space Wolf. Apparently despite being sterile due to the augmentations, Space Wolves still have sex drives and fuck.

[@legitplayin6977]

@@zombielizard218No I’m pretty sure it was gay sex

[@sars910]

That's wrong actually. The Space Marines don't have any sex drives. The Primarchs and the Custodes are perfectly capable. Fulgrim even had multiple wives that he married for political reasons.

[@jaredwilliams2357]

@@sars910Some space marines do apparently keep a small sex drive if they went through the space marine trials after puberty. There’s a jokester space wolf with his own family allegedly

[@Ghastly1]

He's lucky to get off with a forced apology, you should see the punishments for microaggressions on Nostramo.

[@jakepaton4001]

The night haunter out here gonna make you scared of it.

[@predatorkingx4039]

“Cancel culture works both ways, you heretic.” - Jaghatai probably

[@Sharrowkyn48]

The strength that Robot girlyman puts into saying "Fulgrim" gets me every time.

[@eliaspanayi3465]

Royal dorn: stone wall? Seems kind of easy to breach.

[@KRDecade2009]

Right Dormroom: Personally stone could work but it needs reenforcing for it work properly

[@DemonicX-vg3vp]

That image of an Eldar when saying “I know what robute wants” was fucking great

[@BarokaiRein]

Guilliman is uncancellable, he can call anyone anything, and everyone just accepts it.

[@_NIKOS9_NIKOS]

Khan and Fulgrim: Wait do I also have to apologize for committing genosides? Guiliman: No, noone gives a shit about that

[@fyraltari1889]

The fact that Sanguinus didn't trigger the alarm despite calling Jagathai "inscrutable".

[@JaysonVaughn]

why though, and why did the alarm go off when Fulgrim said chink?

[@fyraltari1889]

@@JaysonVaughn "Chink" is also an anti-Asian slur. And the "inscrutable oriental" is a racist cliché according to which Asian people are hard to read/are all very stoic and don't display emotions.

[@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong]

@@JaysonVaughn It's a very very old slur for Asians. It rose to prominence around the time they started immigrating to the US and it's like calling Vulcan the N word

[@Ttegegg]

@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlongwould a racist from 1900s even make sense in modern times?

[@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong]

@@Ttegegg I mean racism is illogical almost by definition

[@AdmiralAvalanche]

Logically speaking the Horus Heresy could have been avoided if the Emperor released a galaxy wide apology video

[@admiralmurphy1543]

Guillaman being the HR manager is too perfect

[@milesgibson9555]

I quote "He's coded you moron" in my head every day

[@VerticalFries]

Lmao this is one of the best ones so far 😂

[@feris2137]

"Why can't you just be normal?" - Khan after seeing Fulgrim fall Chaos

[@twenty-fifth420]

The idea Girlyman is HR is fucking hilarious. 😂 10/10, gold star. 🎉

[@entrippyZ]

I like to think that the emperor takes HR complaints so seriously that he lends guilliman his sword.

[@Its_Cannon]

Meanwhile Leman Russ, Lion el'Jonson, and Angron are all speaking to each other like a modern warfare 2 multiplayer lobby.

[@alpacaofthemountain8760]

“There are many words that sound like slurs, but aren’t in fact you see…”

[@Zephyranthes-23]

Guilliman has his eyes on that exquisite Eldar prize. Great choice

[@zwan6740]

The clear winning strategy for Jaghatai here is to claim that he was actually being woke by saying that, since there's a power imbalance between Primarchs and members of their legions that make relationships between them unethical! That's what he *really* meant!

[@QutalToddHoward]

"My Legos!" The pain in his voice 😂

[@jaskapenttila7644]

0:08 That picture is an absolute mood

[@alexrexaros9837]

The pic you've used for Fulgrim makes him look like he's had too much Imperial KFC.

[@palpadur1112]

all i heard from Jaghatai Khan's apology was: "I'm sorry... that my brother Fulgrim's warp-spawned clone is a Slaanesh worshiping, excess addicted, daemon loving, idiot."

[@wigligigly3375]

I love how you don’t even need to be chronically 40k obsessed to understand this.

[@flyingtomatosauce3528]

Robotus Gorillaman being HR for the primarchs is honestly Accurate for his character

[@ColCoal]

Never apologize Jaghati!

[@ghostknight2011]

The price of being the most based Primarch.

[@josephmoffatt4696]

“Fruity little wiener.” I legitimately laughed out loud when I heard that.

[@Firgon72]

I love how the petition is just Mortarion being extremely racist

[@DiemosT113]

Someone needs to make a short like this where everyone is in a company and the emperor is the ceo

[@american_jackal5956]

That ending seriously caught me off guard.

[@justinweber4977]

I always liked the explanation/accusation that Jaghatai was talking about what Fulgrim let's Fabius Bile get away with.

[@Ralphopotamus]

Guilliman is waiting outside every door to kick it in

[@HeroAndReporter]

Considering this is Ullanor, there are cameras and Remembrancers everywhere watching what the Primarchs are doing, which means someone caught this conversation.

[@_Reverse_Flash]

"He's coded" masterful.

[@nakenmil]

"HE'S CODED" fucking got me good.

[@RocketHarry865]

Magnus: At least it's not as bad as Leman's Legion where they do strange things to both their initiate warriors and their pets

[@Ottersanity]

Honestly I want this to run full circle with all the Primarchs.

[@inmamata]

This is hilarious but I do believe that not only was Jagatai right but he would be unapologetic AF about it. As the saying goes "The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself."

[@thejuiceking2219]

Lion el Johnson: "damn right i don't have to be defended!"

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

I think it was Rubens Barrichello who said, back when he was racing: ''I didn't say David Coulthard is ghe, I said he should stop being ghe''

[@AmazingAutist]

To be fair in all honesty he was out of pocket for what he said to Fulgrim. That's like someone giving you a backhanded compliment while mildly dissing your shoes and then you clap back about how how their grandma is dead

[@mcarrowtime7095]

@@AmazingAutist more like how their sibling is dying of cancer.

[@iloveplayingpr]

I don't like Guilliman and Fulgrim being alone in the room, the last time that happened he got shanked in the throat.

[@TheMandilon77]

God i can't get enough of Sanguinius's horror at fulgrim at the end

[@sparking023]

Gorillaman being forced to do the HR work, as if he didn't have enough paper work on his hands, is pretty spot on

[@Lopt-u4r]

I’m happy that Jaghatai likes Lego

[@highlandsprings5752]

Allowing this kind of behavior is why the dark gods took hold of so much.

[@paladinofthelostdays7392]

Guilliman runs both HR and the logistics department, all while being CFO

[@Rulytasho]

Twitter survived all the way to the 41th millenum? this truely is grimdark

[@Hawkens4k]

That door must be broken by now... Best call rogal dorn for his door services.

[@saltykaiser81]

The whole bit was funny, but that last joke sent me over the edge, i was pissin myself

[@LDSJ005]

the mere concept that anything in WH40K has HR is hilarious

[@gabbycotto4024]

“Fulgrim isn’t even ga-“ “He’s Coded, dang it!” “‘Coded’ my left foot Rowboat! The man had a harem! Lion is the gay joke in this lineup, Fulgrim is just really metro!”

[@rougenarwhal8378]

I have officially certified this as a good meme, keep it up dread

[@Become-Eggplant]

Knowing Jaghatai, He wouldn't give 2 shits about people canceling him. HOWEVER! He would give a shit for someone burning his legos! Also Khan should have retorted "He does strange things to his sons" that would be the only way to save him, and send Fulgrim into Emperor graded Super Jail.

[@blaizecave5061]

“Fruity little Weiner” 😂😂 that got me

[@JakeSmith-em5sh]

"The Noosphere can F*** itself and anything else it f*****g feels like, nonbinary or otherwise." *Mechanicus Klaxon Begins Sounding*

[@carlosiyanaszca]

khan needs to be the next primarch to be added into the tabletop

[@Mecha_Marv]

Damn zog ! That lego MOC is fire !

[@miguelperez9906]

Sanguinious is was and will always be the perfect boy and our glorious resplendent hawk boy

[@GalanThings]

So now we know what happened to the forgotten legions. They got canceled

[@whichDude]

Guilliman: "You are now Magnus the Washington Commanders" Magnus: "I don't like it..." Guilliman: "Nobody does."

[@AGuyWithTheFace]

The title of the fake petition had me almost drop my phone in the toilet lmao