when you sleep through the Horus Heresy | Warhammer 40k meme dub

[@zeroturtle-bu7zb]

For those whose who dont know who Lhorke is: He was the Legion master before Angron was founded, was interred in a dreadnaught before the butchers nails were distributed therefore didn't become a enrage murder hobo like his brothers. followed in a rebellion but stopped when he saw what Kharn did to the leader of said rebellion and bent a knee to Agron. Was disgusted at what he saw at Istvan III via the slaughter of his brothers but still remained loyal to the legion and Angron. Tried to stop Angron transformation into a daemon prince by attacking Lorgar but was stopped and then killed by Angron. (Please pin and love your content

[@ezequiel7928]

Bro... 💀 poor dreadnought.

[@marqofthedwyne]

The Rylanor version of the world eaters

[@SomeTuberr]

You can always trust the fans to make a happy ending In this case, dipping the fuck out 😊

[@rickconnolly5006]

I didn't know that, that's kewl

[@ohoangthien8090]

@@SomeTuberr Where the hell will the escape pod gonna arrive to though?

[@jsauer30]

"Ugh, I'm going back to sleep till all this craziness is over." A few thousand years later. "The WHAT Emperor of Mankind!?!?"

[@muridtahmatgnas2184]

Going to sleep to wait things out never turned out good for anybody, look at the necrons

[@rickconnolly5006]

"The word bearers won! They eat dirt and drink shame but they won! ...ah the perfect jest" -Telemachon Lyras

[@longwlenguyen4214]

Bjorn: “Guys, for a million times the Emperor IS! NOT! A! GOD! And I am no angel or saint. So please, stop your worshipping, and stop pouring weird oil on me just because I was there when he still walked among us.” Zealots: “Only a true angel of the Emperor would say that, oh divine Bjorn the mighty please hear our prayer, oh please.” Fanatical scream and singing choir Bjorn: “ ‘long sigh’, well at least those ladies looks nice. But seriously, Brother where they came from?” Space Wolves marine: “Oh, they are refugees from Cadia after Abaddon drop the Blackstone Fortress on it.” Bjorn: “Abaddon did the what to Cadia?” Space Wolves marine: “And Rowboat Girlyman now the lord commander of the Imperium and he had a…….Eldar girlfriend.” Bjorn: “……..Please put me back to sleep.”

[@lachlanevans5013]

Anchorage: please just leave me to die slowly in peace. Zealot: But My Lord the Word Bearers are attacking us Anchorite: oh well then perhaps my death will be faster then expected. Zealot: no my lord we will defend you, you are a shining light in the darkness…Please save us Anchorite: well okay since you said please…also afterwords can you poison my tea. Zealot: forgive me my lord we are all out of poison. Anchorite: and there goes another chance to repent

[@Doc51499]

@@muridtahmatgnas2184actually I think it’s working great for the necrons all things considered. The orks and eldar are shadows of what they were and the imperium is fighting on too many fronts to stop them. The only thing they have to worry about is tyranids and even then they only kinda sorta have to because the nids only eat fleshy things

[@XenoWalkerEVE]

The best loyalists always end up being dreadnaughts from traitor legions

[@rusty2304]

Their bodies and mind are broken not their loyalty to humanity

[@drewbakka5265]

Rylanor is my boy. This guy is rad too

[@honeybadger6275]

@@rusty2304just their bodies really

[@catcadev]

The Anchorite is my favourite dreadnought character. An ANCIENT Dreadnought, responsible for the Ecclesiarchy, just so cool.

[@Thisismychannel77]

@@catcadevI was gonna say the same thing, I see you brother.

[@PanzerLord]

Surprisingly wholesome World Eaters moment

[@DreadAnon]

perhaps the only such moment in history

[@jiado6893]

An incredibly polite Bloodletter.

[@crushingcrusader736]

​@@jiado6893Especially for a guy with the title VEIN-OPENER

[@oddtomato1049]

@@crushingcrusader736 Well, he's not called Vein-Tearer or Artery-Shredder now is he?

[@corsicasanova]

The dread is a warhound at this point

[@PattPlays]

triple a voice acting for evil lady. also, Ultramarines: GUYS WE HAVE A FRIENDLY DREADNAUGHT! Librarian: Isn't that a worldea- Ultramarines: HE'S *BLUE*

[@longwlenguyen4214]

La la la la la la sing the happy song La la la la la la Ultrasmurfs day long La la la la la la Ultrasmurfs with me! La la la la la la Simple as can be

[@Mr.LaughingDuck]

Naturally, the Blood Ravens stole that idea to "adopt" Bjorn that one time

[@YakubTheFather]

Blood ravens totally intercepted that and are fighting with Tarzan the indifferent over he gets dibs

[@GGGmod1]

BLUE BLUE BLUE!

[@kaden-sd6vb]

I laughed harder than I should have at "tarzan the indifferent"

[@joaorathis8157]

World eater dreadnought wakes up: what fuck is going on here!! You guys went insane??? Emperor children dreadnought wakes up: tha fuck happended in here you guys went bananas? Night lords dreadnought wakes up: yeeep looks like everything is the same

[@ZeroNumerous]

Night Lords Dreadnought: Wow. There's a lot less blood than I remember. You guys really cleaned the place up huh?

[@imperialguardsman5726]

Night Lords dreadnought: "oh, the Emperor finally sicced the other legions on us. Finally, i was getting tired of waiting. Wait, the Horus WHAT"

[@longwlenguyen4214]

@@imperialguardsman5726Night Lord Dreadnought: “Well uh at least the Primarch still here with us.” Night lord marine: “uhm hm, well about that.”

[@lachlanevans5013]

Anchorite: what the fuck happened to your Armor brothers?! Word bearer: oh we just grew some horns, it’s fashionable this season Anchorite: and the emperor approved of this? Word bearers begin to sweat nervously

[@Stolskai]

Dusk Raider/Death guard dreadnaught: WHY DOES EVERYTHING SMELL HORRIBLE

[@michelmanno8244]

Fun fact: at one point Lorke plays a card game against lotara and they had to stop because apparently Lorke was a sore looser

[@MydasAU]

I fucking loved that part 😂

[@TheNikoNik]

Let me guess, they were playing Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

​@@TheNikoNikon bikes.

[@Ivaneus27]

Of course not! Why would they play a children's card game? ​@@TheNikoNik

[@krieger8825]

​@@TheNikoNikWas hoping we'd get to the stripping part

[@courier665]

I feel like the confusion of Lhorke is a bit understated so I'm going to unpack that a bit 1: No sane person would board a World Eater/War Hound ship under most circumstances unless A: The boarders were suicidal B: They really hated the World Eaters 2: Ultramarines are known for being sane 3: Ultramarines are considered giant pussies by the 12th Legion To hear the Ultramarines have committed their forces to such an extent to not only attack their brothers but to also board them has implications that someone (Angron) galactically fucked up.

[@jerzyksudak945]

When you find out that the most sane legion charges at you like rabid dog you start to wonder ''Man, what did we do to make them that mad''.

[@LordRambo]

"And I thought, damn, what did he do to make them niggas that mad???"

[@ohoangthien8090]

That is...a great statement. Ye, like who the hell would literally attempt a boarding against a leigon known for being ferocious and berserk in melee? And it is a ship battle, the tight hall would just help with battling melee more.

[@courier665]

@@jerzyksudak945 I remember reading in one of the HH books that took place after Calth, the one where Guiliman literally fist fights Angron and Lorgar, that the Ultramarines after Calth were ragtag veterans barely holding back a tide of 2 Legions and 2 Primarchs raining hell on their heads. Even after Lorgar and Angron (mostly Angron) were shredding through entire phalanx ranks of Ultramarines they still charged the 2 with suicidal fervor in the hopes they'd wear down on Angron to the point where Guiliman would have a slightly better chance at killing him. I think Lorgar even smashed Guiliman's face with his morning star and Guiliman didn't even flinch, he just kept beating the shit out of Lorgar despite missing half his face. I became an Ultramarine's fan after these books just because of how hardcore those Ultramarines were.

[@courier665]

@@ohoangthien8090 If Lotarra is the shipmaster that means it's their flagship. The flagship with 2 giant torpedo pods that shoot Ursa claws which are effectively harpoons that allow for boarding parties to move through the chain. They're boarding a ship literally made for boarding.

[@xzenitramx666]

The boomer heresy.

[@DreadAnon]

horus the type of boomer to fall asleep watching a 1950s western and then when you change the channel he'll wake up and say "hey I was watching that!"

[@ervinfunk4867]

@@DreadAnon horus the type of boomer to tell you that he went through a galactic civil war everyday to get to school and you got it easy

[@noaccount4]

there's legit a canon story where an Iron Warriors dreadnought gathers a whole bunch of chaos champions together for storytime. Whoever has the best story wins a whole bunch of soulstones. He throws a huge hissy fit because absolutely none of the chaos champions present even care about fighting the Imperium. The word bearer champion just wants to spread religion. The night lord champion wants to build up his own raiding fleet. The thousand sons champion is just in it for the lore. The Slaaneshi champion is just having a good time, but his story pisses the boomer dreadnought off the most. The Slaaneshi champion is a baller dude called Emmesh Aiye, real friendly guy. Emmesh Aiye figures out Typhus wanted to infect an Imperial cardinal with a plague, using him to convert an entire planet to the glory of Nurgle. Emmesh Aiye instead trolls Typhus by converting the cardinal and the planet to slaanesh, slaughtering Typhus's bodyguards and then after luring Typhus to a 1vs1 duel, teleports out of the duel to bombard the planet and troll someone else. The boomer dreadnought is furious, shouting along the lines of "YOU TROLLED BROTHER TYPHUS? YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE IMPRESSED WITH A TALE OF HOW YOU FUCKED WITH ONE OF OUR ONLY NAMED CHARACTERS WHO ACTUALLY GETS SHIT DONE IN 40K?!!" At which point Emmesh Aiye just kinda shrugs because he forgot why he was telling the story to begin with (or he was trolling the boomernought on purpose). The word bearer tells the boomernought to chill the fuck down and stop disrespecting the Slaaneshi, since the Slaaneshi had brought multiple worlds to the worship of Slaanesh whilst they only respected him for his "past honours" in besieging terra, but since then he'd just sat on his laurels doing nothing for 10,000 years. The boomernought goes on this grand heroic speech appealing to their pride, asking why none of them care about avenging the horus heresy? Living up to their primarch's legacies? Winning the great war? The word bearer says "look around mate. We've already won. We can do whatever we want. Why should we care about some irrelevant war before our time." The boomernought gets so livid, his rage fuse breaks and he rage overflows back into being dead calm again. He asks them all how old they are. The oldest amongst them is about 400 years old. The youngest amongst them is about 60. The boomernought, over 10,000 years old, gets utterly floored. Emotional damage so hard it had an armour piercing stat. They had him rolling on the old vehicle damage table

[@isaiahsmith6016]

@@noaccount4 "Emotional damage so hard it had an armour piercing stat. They had him rolling on the old vehicle damage table" Not going to lie, that made me laugh.

[@ervinfunk4867]

@@noaccount4 armour piercing english

[@Unregistered.Hypercam.2.]

In the book , the first things lhorke saw were two batshit insane dreadnoughts , a shot up hangar , and lotara asking him to kill ultramarines

[@jimbo9540]

Now I'm imagining a marine interred in a dreadnought not due to any grievous wounds, just had one too many of that chaos pack for all three lungs to handle

[@silverhand9965]

Tfw you hit thr Chaos pack too hard and suddenly the Emperor is dead and your armour is covered in spikes It's gonna be a long day

[@fyraltari1889]

That dreadnought knowing what a bloodletter is is suspicious.

[@solounwapodemuchos]

I think before horus and lorgar’s roadtrip the rare daemon incursions they stumbled on were classified as “those damn teleporting xenos”

[@langleysenterprise5134]

That's a Legion Master. Pretty sure they knew of it for a bit

[@doctordogelordtmg9637]

Don't worry guys I'm sure he just went to go back to warp Arby's to order something he's totally just coming back with his meal absolutely no loyalist tendencies here

[@jackermis3104]

Yeah ignore the green and red on em he wont rip you in half for what we've done. Sorry what YOU have done. Yeah I'm gonna grab some panzershoklade.

[@doctordogelordtmg9637]

@jackermis3104 Ah yes the funny addictive chocolate before we get torn to shreds lmfao

[@WouterZwijnenburg]

Warby's

[@PapaSmurf40K]

The funny thing is that lhorke actually WAS ok with killing the ultramarines, he and a bunch of his fellow war hounds dreads kicked the crap out of them. He only turned afterwards, when he stayed awake and got to see just how fucked things had gotten, and how much worse the legion's problems had become.

[@goldietheswagbear8288]

"ah finally, an excuse to kick the nerds... Wait this is really fucked up."

[@AliceBowie]

Yeah, the XIIth legion was always messed up, even before they found Angron. It's kind of like a bunch of pitbulls raised to be fighting dogs, and then pitbulls with bad brain surgery and an implant that tortures them every second they aren't biting someone. I thought it was the world eaters who decided to give themselves the butcher's nails in the hopes that Angron would like them, but I guess Angron forced everyone to do it. You would think he wouldn't want everyone to suffer like he did, but then again they removed the Nice part of his brain.

[@oldjuanlogan1126]

_"We fought the wrong enemy"_ *-Dreadnought Lhorke Patton,* before dying in an accident with Angron.

[@AveSicarius]

​@@AliceBowie Angron didn't force them to do it iirc, they chose to do it to try and relate to him and garner his respect/love, but then Angron just turned around and hated them for it all the same (because Angron post-nails is a massive douche, but he might have been slightly less douchey if his dad didn't leave his adopted family to die on a mountain without him). The worst part is the World Eaters forced their Psykers to go through the same shit, and that basically drove them insane and made them explode because they couldn't control their power anymore (which made the WEs basically kill all their Psykers eventually, though I'm pretty sure they used one or two as living bombs first, seems like a WE thing to do). It's a shame too, if Kharn had been less focused on getting his genesires approval then the World Eaters would have likely remained Loyal.

[@drewbakka5265]

​@@AliceBowieyeah idk why the emperor or anyone looked at the butchers nails and said "Yes this is a good idea"

[@Otomazeman]

Yeah, I would pretty much immediately dip out from my Traitorous Legion, and snitch whatever the heck they have to the Loyalist.

[@JameTek]

"Space Marines? Who are they? No no, I'm an Ogryn with unusually good grammar. Too dumb for heresy, me, yup. Don't even know what that is."

[@spookyduck2197]

“Hmmmm…..what’s 1 + 1?

[@mremu4358]

​@@spookyduck21976

[@commanderrex8351]

@@spookyduck2197uhh 11?

[@rusty2304]

​@@commanderrex8351i didn't say equals a heretic

[@asteroidrules]

"When have you ever known Angron to do anything stupid?" "Do you want me to list them in alphabetical or chronological order?"

[@xxmattopsxx3931]

I like how he immediately realizes that being boarded by the Ultramarines is the worst possible scenario given where his loyalties lie.

[@christopherg2347]

1:05 You can't say "treason" without "reason".

[@danielhan4537]

If you really think about every faction has at least one guy sleeping through something important 🤔. Bobby G, The Lion, The Necrons, Settra, GW when creating models for eldar

[@Eisenwulf666]

You said something important...

[@YakubTheFather]

I always thought it would be interesting to see a contingent of great crusade era lunar wolves suddenly appear after being lost and assumed dead in the warp. Could also be funny *everyone prays to emp as a god* “God damn it logar did you and alpharius take this prank to far?

[@lordgod9958]

What's an eldar? Is that a new type of space marine? Gw(probably)

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

10k years later… “Guilliman?” “Lhorke! The Lhorkester! The Lhorkarina of time! I never expected to see you again!” “This place is fucked.” “Took you long enough to figure that out.”

[@alekseigreenherb]

"Let me introduce a good friend of mine. She's..... She's......🫠

[@thescarletpumpernel3305]

This has to be in the top three awkward dreadnought re-awakening moments along with Rylanor awaking to find his primarch is a literal snake and not just a figurative one, or Bjorn being awakened and told that the Thousand Sons are attacking Fenris.

[@PinheadDD]

Lotara: "The Ultramarines are going to kill us for some... (t)reason."

[@khylerbane4523]

Is there a difference?

[@Neoth40k]

It's even strange to hear a World Eater speaking normally

[@Sercotani]

he was a War Hound first, and World Eater second. Never got the nails, explains the coherence.

[@musicalDrebin]

ah poor Lhorke. guy deserved so much better. big loveable fella

[@thefallenjedi66]

Even in the grim dark future of the Hersey we have to deal with such bullshit

[@scarletfatefan8793]

This feels like a sitcom and I actually kinda works

[@notsofree_willy]

Honestly, a sitcom by dreadanon would by lovely. I always enjoy these little skits he does

[@joshuasmyth3115]

I love to imagine the ship being torn apart by boarding crews, and you just have this colossal death machine doing his best to sneak out

[@nimblemesh]

Why am I imagining just metal screeching

[@martinb.3997]

Wake up -> nice convo -> you want me to kill who? -> DAEMON OF HELL BE VANISHED -> Maybe vanishing myself aint that bad of an idea

[@user-BadUsername]

2:01 OK to be fair it was Lorgars fault as to why Angron became a daemon

[@MonkeyComrnando]

Okay to be fair he would literary die before the siege of terra if lorgar didn't turn angron into a deamon if i remember correctly

[@AverageHeavyMann]

Thank you Carole for playing as Sarrin.

[@kevinchun5472]

Love the detail of the dreadnaught having warhound symbold. Nice attention to detail!

[@The_Real_Alpharius]

Not a detail, that's literally how they looked before they went traitor.

[@howaboutno7959]

God the writing is so good. "Awkward turtle" 🐢

[@juliangonzales3490]

The whole silent moment when she mentions the Ultramarines was hilarious. I was laughing very hard right now.

[@Drakonslayer777]

Can this please be a multi part series? I would love it if it would be just a loyalist world eater dreadnought finding out about the craziness the galaxy is going through right now and trying to figure out everything that’s going on while trying to not kill his friends but also something I guess I don’t know. I don’t have many ideas, but I’m just saying this would be funny is all I’m saying😅

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

He meets up with Rylanor.. just watching him stand there with the virus bomb waiting for Fulgrim to show up at any minute.

[@Drakonslayer777]

@@Aceshot-uu7yx YES that would be perfect good idea!👍

[@Ado_enthusiast1999]

Just imagine when they try to go to terra and they wonder why they're getting shot at

[@davet5033]

“Big L” is a fitting name. Poor guy.

[@venomsnekko]

Dreadnoughts sometimes stay asleep for hundreds of years at a time, so the chance of this being an actual conversation that happened in canon is non-zero.

[@Sev3370]

It actually did happen in the book "Betrayer"

[@generalshock4359]

you are a dumbass because it literally happened and everything is possible in warhammer they specificly made it where plot wholes can exist because warp shanigens

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

I mean, those two were lucky, I doubt they would have even been capable to stop the Dreadnaught if they tried

[@pancreasnowork9939]

Straight up Lhorking it, and by it let’s just say, hehe My Drednaht

[@isaiahsmith6016]

Thank you Calore Carolmeyer of the Carole Clan.

[@axcenomega]

Aw man he was woken up just in time for Guillimans reinforcements to arrive in the soul system after the events of the end snd the death sadly he didn’t gather that it was actually lotarras ghost that awoke him from his slumber as the ships machine spirit still holds onto her memory at this point regardless its gonna take angron a while to get back from his banishing via a sanguine spanking so daddy’s left for milk

[@khylerbane4523]

The best part is this *actually* did happen in canon.

[@Sirtrolltzar]

Really can you tell me

[@josemariagramajo1918]

​@@Sirtrolltzar he wake up, see this shit and say "no"

[@khylerbane4523]

@Sirtrolltzar… During the Heresy, the world eaters were razing a Ultramarine world. In doing so, the Astartes tasked with protecting the ship went to the planet leaving the ship defenses to boarding parties. As such the Ultramarines boarded the ship and Lotara, in an absolute panic, woke up all the Dreadnoughts, including Lhoke. They fended off the ultramarine forces, but most wanted and explanation after. They all stick with Lotara and Angron because of either loyalty, not caring, and not have both a way off the ship and the ability to say no abs survive. Despite being 20 foot tall mechanical war coffins.

[@tarkatantapir7287]

His Lhorke just ran out

[@twatmere9726]

Dreadnaught: I'm heading to the commisary to get more ammunition to unleash on the enemy. Lotara: Oh, okay. *gets more ammo and shows up in the middle of a fire fight* Dreadnaught: Lets see... *Ultramarine about to get melee'd* Dreadnaught: Ah! *grabs the ultramarine* I shall handle this brother. World Eater: Yes brother! Squeeze him and let his blood flow FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Dreadnaught: Woah what the- I mean, yes and the blood god is...? World Eater: Khorne of course! He sits on a throne made of skulls and a river of blood gathered from the followers who- Dreadnaught: Alright uhhh yeah. Go do that...somewhere else. Ultramarine:....I can tell you're not one of them aren't ya? Dreadnaught: Please help me get off this ship and tell your team not to attack me. Ultramarine: Okay. Dreadnaught: Perhaps I can transfer to your chapter? Or I can go with the Lunar Wolves, yes, Horus has always been a swell guy to talk to! Ultramarine: Oh, ohh...you've been asleep for that long... Dreadnaught: ....what?

[@icze88]

Okay, DreadAnon, Ok. That was hillarious. On many levels. Thank you.

[@satellitecannon4717]

He's a freakin war hound. How long has he been sleeping for?

[@n0kla]

It's one of those 30 min power naps but instead you sleep for 3,5 hours and wake up sweaty, thirsty, confused and with no memory of the whole day

[@AliceBowie]

I assume most of the time the legion had to deploy planetside, everyone was in such a rush to go berserk that no one remembered to wake up the dreads most of the time.

[@Sev3370]

@@AliceBowie Basically, its from the book betrayer, except Lorke just signed after waking up and begrudgingly defended the ship.

[@demityrant1784]

Bro did not get the update.

[@grunhold]

Would have been hysterical if Lotara disappeared right after... given, what happened to her...

[@PowerfulSkeleton]

What did happen to her?

[@grunhold]

@@PowerfulSkeleton She got fused into the ship's tortured machine spirit

[@DB-ku7vu]

@@grunholdturns out those chaos guys are kinda the worst

[@lordfrostwind3151]

Bound to the Conqueror for all eternity as an entity called the Mistress. Pretty close match up between that fate and what the Iron Warriors started doing in their basement, but at least the Daemonculaba can die.

[@temporarymfz9258]

**BREATHES IN** I DEMAND, nay BEG for more such interactions. These moments are so cool in the books and seeing them in parody here is awesome. Thoroughly enjoyed this and I hope you do the part where these two are playing Regicide.

[@ouroboros3705]

The dragons dogma sleep sound at the start was a nice touch

[@demityrant1784]

I didn't even catch that.

[@HenryIVth]

The mental thought of telling a Blood-Letter in a polite but curt manner that they should leave and them complying, will never leave my view of 40k.

[@alexaranda5277]

Thank you Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan

[@matetheone4953]

We need a serise about this!!! Imagine that dreadnought who is so f@king old he dos not have brain nales so he is the mosty nice and polite word eater inside a doommasine! And becouse the Imperium is currrently have 0IQ everyone is gonna think "Oh god emperor a ultramarine dreadmought! We saved!"

[@blaz551]

He lands on Terra and the locals see a fuckin pre heresy world eater dreadnaught step out and he’s like “I was asleep for a few years what the hell!”

[@Juria1987]

Man wakes up to nonsense, and just says "Alright I'mma head out."

[@BelegaerTheGreat]

I feel like the Traitors' traitors' stories are underdeveloped, given how many there must have been.

[@captaintitus4637]

Top 10 bruh moments in 40k right here

[@plumdowner1941]

Dreadnoughts taking a nap and missing really important status quo changing events will always be funny to me.

[@Mrkabrat]

Lorke truly pulled the "going for smokes" trick

[@whiskeytangofoxtrot5939]

Man I respect anyone that has a grasp of all this lore, so many levels

[@release_the_Diddy_list]

Angron: And then he did not get you the caramel frap? *Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne.*

[@mojo_joju]

I like the idea that joining the chaos forces means you can casually have conversations with demons. It’s like “yeah, that’s Steve, he’s a lesser daemon but we both love Papa Nurgle, so we’re pretty chill”

[@skumomcbee1255]

she's pretty chill for being a chaos traitor and stuff ngl.

[@Griblax]

A dreadnaught Smoking a pack of cigaretes 😂🎉

[@DauntlessChaos]

Man I need a series of this.

[@CocoHutzpah]

thank you to Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan Should have ordered a Meat Mountain at warp Arby's

[@blackoutninja]

I have no idea if that was even a man or a woman voicing Lotara Sarin but it was perfect either way

[@rayhanmustakim7073]

I love the fact he's just awaken from his slumber and yet already know what a bloodletter is.

[@mikedicewrites]

When they put you to sleep at Ghenna and wake you up in the Shadow Crusade

[@Zwackelmann173]

Warp Arby's sounds like something Nurgle would do

[@Iamwar2000]

Just the sound of him speeding away is my favourite part

[@agidyne9676]

With those power naps(50+ years) this must be one hell of an event to wake up to.

[@topcat59]

That’s pretty nice of her to let him escape even though she could’ve blown up his escape pod if she felt like it.🐱

[@sars910]

Rylanor 2.0

[@fiberglassribcage3698]

By the throne I hope we see more of this dreadnought

[@xzenitramx666]

Angron didnt do anything stupid? Well he was born to begin with and he stay alive despite whinning about wanting to be dead, thats 2, I can go on.

[@Zelinkokitsune]

They just didn't want to be there all week going over the list of things stupid Angron did since Lhorke took a nap. But if you knew him long enough you'd just kinda be able to guess and probably get it right!

[@ourseem3692]

Thank you Carole

[@El_Tanque_]

Dreadnoughts the old good boomers of the 41 Millenium

[@badgamemaster]

Better then what happened with him in canon.

[@irinaluchianova3015]

probably the 2 most confusing minutes of that that dreadnought's existence

[@justyagre6296]

Bro literally went out for a pack of smokes.....

[@Mate397]

I'm surprised a dreadnaught can fit into an escape pod.

[@russby3554]

One of my favorite parts of that book is when Lotarra teaches him how to play cards....and learns its possibile for a dread to look iritated!

[@arlodurham2040]

This is absolutely amazing. I would love more sitcom moments like this.

[@TheGreatBaronOBeefDip]

That pack of smokes everytime...

[@kaden-sd6vb]

How did a DREADNOUGHT fit in an escape pod? How big are 40k escape pods?!

[@John-qv5ux]

About the size of a C-5 Galaxy and covered in Gothic decorations, because it's Warhammer 40K and everything looks like a basilica.

[@lennartgamer2339]

Found, not founded, founded means either inventing something or founding a new place.....

[@nicolasmora9331]

Thank you Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan :D

[@sleepisgood2936]

really hated the fact that lhorke, a terran born wit no nails that fought in the unification wars, somehow decided to fight the ultramarines instead of actually defying, was really hoped he didnt follow those orders considering he hated angron and even got angry when the data about their war with the imperium was sent to him

[@bluedog843]

“Why are we fighting the Ultramarines?” I love Lhorke

[@jeremy1860]

You know, all things considered, "sleep through it" is probably the best thing anyone can do whenever anything happens in this galaxy 😅

[@andercilveti4526]

Man, I liked the video as soon as I read the title.

[@TheBalliack]

The snoreus heresy

[@michasalamon8315]

Fun fact. Lotara is canonically blonde. No cap. After battle in the video she shaved her head bald Becuase the conqueror ran out of water to drink let alone wash

[@soulreaperazazel6612]

Why was that the most blood letter name of all time khguon vein opener

[@AndrewPatterson-xq4qk]

Lotara…..khorne dosent want you to lie

[@Goofy_Dominican]

Lhorke: alr so why we getting boarded by Ultramarines that look like they want us dead Lotara: *so you missed a heresy war that began with Horus…*

[@DeusExAngelo]

Dread, what's your beef with Warp Arby's? They got chocolate filled croissants and everything!

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

I'm pretty sure most of the sandwiches are living Daemons, sitting upon a sesame bun

[@Mgauge]

Imagine sleeping for years only to wait up to a horrifying monster of rage and slaughter telling you to kill. Also there's a Bloodletter. It's kind of unpleasant too, I guess.

[@Hewrin88]

Thank you Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan!

[@HubiKoshi]

Lol this has the exact opposite energy to that story where Blood Ravens kidnapped Bjorn the Fell-Handed. Poor Grandpa...