please rate my Trump impression on a scale of Zach Hadel to Steven Colbert
@josephbeerer7779Ай бұрын
A little to deep but other than that pretty spot on.
@ToonLinkHoxАй бұрын
Conan O'Brien
@Dogmelter42Ай бұрын
5/10 Better than Abbadon's chances at winning a Black Crusade.
@nerd9777Ай бұрын
Absolutely perfect
@nyancat4292Ай бұрын
A little too Aussie tbh but it really works
@Dogmelter42Ай бұрын
... I am 100% for that last bit. WE'RE GONNA PUT CRIMSON FISTS BACK ON THE BOX COVER, AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE ULTRAMAR PAY FOR IT!
@DreadAnonАй бұрын
WE’RE GONNA MAKE ROGUE TRADER GREAT AGAIN!!!!
@FLAMM3NW3RFАй бұрын
WE 'ATE ORKS. NOT RACIST JUST DON'T LOIKE EM.
@visen0962Ай бұрын
FAK YEAWH
@robloxplays4322Ай бұрын
@@FLAMM3NW3RFOrkz: Luv beaky boyz, ain’t racist, just loike em
@mh1ultramarineАй бұрын
the last part was going back in time to put matt ward in a servitor. We are currently pouring the entire industrial output of Ultramar to this endeavor. We'd have so much better stories without him in the picture
@thebigenchilada678Ай бұрын
His policy on turning matt ward into a servitor is quite possibly the single greatest proposal made by any administratum, second only to bringing back the Crimson Fists.
@DreadAnonАй бұрын
It’s why he won the election!!!
@Aberinkula9Ай бұрын
He must do something against S. Gotto as well and bring back IAN WATSON to the Black Library! 😂
@LordVader1094Ай бұрын
@@Aberinkula9ALL TRUE
@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6joАй бұрын
@@DreadAnon,How about the Woke Cults?
@deplorabledegenerate2630Ай бұрын
We're going to turn him into a servitor and we're going to have the mechanicus not completely destroy his consciousness so he is at least partially aware of what has been done to him.
@user-ve3jk4uc3oАй бұрын
"I did not have relations with that eldar" -Guilliman
@mikecampos1193Ай бұрын
How did that half-eldar librarian come from he didn't just appear out of thin air.
@clareornias112024 күн бұрын
He was COP-ulating with that Eldar 😆
@JesusPerez-cl3ng15 күн бұрын
Messages for dad confirmed?
@dean_l33Ай бұрын
Trump is truely an old head if he remember the time when the Crimson Fist are 40K poster boys instead of the blue berries
@DreadAnonАй бұрын
“They’re trying to take away your half-Eldar librarians, folks.”
@P1gdudeАй бұрын
@@DreadAnon Rowboat Gorillaman: "well excuse me but Half Eldar Librarians don't just Grow on Trees! I'll have you know they require a LOT of spirit stone sucking and Yvraine and I are doing the best we can to get production to meet demand"
@DrHeals-ft1qfАй бұрын
He’s been ***CAHPULAYTING*** with the Eldar
@FreekymohoАй бұрын
SUCKING on her spirit stone even
@oldjuanlogan1126Ай бұрын
"They don't send their best, look that guy, Leandros, they're sick. Some of them, like Titus, are good persons"
@davidrossa4125Ай бұрын
„Captain Titus, we call him. And they don’t like that. They only ever give Titus three men, I have never seen Titus with more than three men.“
@FreekymohoАй бұрын
@@davidrossa4125its disgraceful folks
@oldjuanlogan1126Ай бұрын
@davidrossa4125 "they took everything from this guy, I will give that man the command of local astra millitarum, 200 astartes for deep strikes, 5 aquilas and 5 men"
@miguelperez9906Ай бұрын
“Very smart guy very tiny head “ that shit killed me
@DreadAnonАй бұрын
In the 40k universe your power is directly tied to how disproportionately tiny your head is 🧠🧠🧠
@jffry890Ай бұрын
I thought he said "tiny hat" and was making a Jewish joke.
@Vincent_A.Ай бұрын
@@jffry890There were subtitles
@DeusExAngeloАй бұрын
@@DreadAnon So does that mean Space Marine Centurions are the strongest Space Marine units?
@jffry890Ай бұрын
@@Vincent_A.Imagine needing subtitles to listen to a podcast.
@_d--Ай бұрын
These Tyranids are eating our pets! They are eating the felinids, they are eating the squats!
@abbadullreee3298Ай бұрын
e-e-e-eat the felinids, e-eat the squats
@TheWarmachine375Ай бұрын
Donald Trump: "I'm hilarious and you will quote everything I say."
@hewit4536Ай бұрын
“hilariously derailing one liner”
@DreadAnonАй бұрын
“So true.”
@KhornecussionАй бұрын
" Calgar. CALGAAAAAR. I saw a tyranid shrieker. It was hideous. Kick it's ass. "
@kuradamaxАй бұрын
I mean, briefly scrolling through the comments... Sounds about right
@magpiekritik3123Ай бұрын
... Ehhh ... DBZ abridged Nappa said it better!
@thegarbageman8713Ай бұрын
We will make a new cadia, it will be great, it will be the best cadia you have ever seen. And we will make abaddon and his traitor marines pay for it all
@andypaeАй бұрын
New Cadia! With Blackjack! ...and hookers!
@The_Genuine_GunnerАй бұрын
Make Cadia Great Again!
@omathitis849828 күн бұрын
We're do I vote for Lord Trump! Make Cadia Great Again
@FrankNoBank6942023 күн бұрын
MCGA!
@bruceu1419Ай бұрын
DreadAnon is a very great guy, some would say the best guy. Believe me, I've seen a lot of KZbinrs but this one is the best, and I know what the best looks like. You know my family comes from Scotland, so I consider DreadAnon like family. We all love this guy.
@chaoshaterАй бұрын
Healthy young aspirant goes to apothecary, gets pumped with massive implantation of Imperial Fists gene-seed, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!
@HiddenEvilStudiosАй бұрын
*SAD!*
@DeusExAngeloАй бұрын
This implies Rogal Dorn is autistic. Which is true.
@EarthGainXАй бұрын
“I’ve lost 13 f’in black crusades and the chaos gods are gonna take my house” absolutely sent me 😂😂😂
@Nervete24 күн бұрын
Same exact moment for me🤣
@spinogaming8311Ай бұрын
You are downright diabolical. Making a controversial figure say such promising things like “destroy the ultramarines” and “put Matt ward in a servitor”
@bettertobethoughtafoolАй бұрын
I'm imaging a liberal meltdown but it's an ultra marine
@BigglesflyАй бұрын
Pretty sure that was satire
@bettertobethoughtafoolАй бұрын
@@Bigglesfly I hope not
@Cainus44Ай бұрын
Ultramarines let whole fleets of traitors jump the galactic border, and so many tyranids just taking over the imperium
@jobelplayedminecraft3700Ай бұрын
ummm something something satire uhhh.
@ScrewOffYTАй бұрын
"Very smart guy, very tiny head." Bro did NOT have to expose Calgar like that 😂
@myonlyfriendtheend4958Ай бұрын
Lelth got me actin up
@DreadAnonАй бұрын
@dean_l33Ай бұрын
@@myonlyfriendtheend4958 🤡🤡🤡
@felixgutierrez99323 күн бұрын
Look at this dude no no no
@crab-tree6486Ай бұрын
I can't believe THE president-elect got a spot on the joe ogryn podcast! Things are looking up for the Imperium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@n1m4re77Ай бұрын
MAKE CRIMSON FISTS GREAT AGAIN!!!! 🗣 🔥👊🔴 ‼️
@DreadAnonАй бұрын
But of course they never stopped being great 😎
@danieldubrovin8813Ай бұрын
OORAH OORAH OORAH!! 🔴✊️
@bennetttheunluckyguy6428Ай бұрын
No.
@HawkBrelandАй бұрын
🔴✊🏻
@The_Genuine_GunnerАй бұрын
MCFGA!
@JaimethepandaАй бұрын
“THE SYCATRIX MALEDICTUM”
@FLAMM3NW3RFАй бұрын
"AND WE HATE THAT,"
@nez_icАй бұрын
*cicatrix maledictum
@Flesh_WizardАй бұрын
Sick tricks maledictum🛹🛹🛹
@mikedicewritesАй бұрын
Matt Ward as a servitor? Dang, sorry Gilly, but he's got my vote.
@Sylok_the_DefiledАй бұрын
Holy shit, the golden age of mankind in 40k has returned for real
@indrajitdas531Ай бұрын
Make mankind great again ❤❤❤❤
@nicholasbaca806518 күн бұрын
I love how he talked about Jeb Bush like he's just lived on from 2016 to 40k.
@KerboDrive17 күн бұрын
Trump is a perpetual
@reginlief1Ай бұрын
Why is “Joe Ogryn” just the most perfect bit.
@alastor8091Ай бұрын
Trump banishing Kamala to the Eye of Terror was something else.
@DrNiradinoАй бұрын
That's liberal-heretic propaganda. Kamala went there willingly, since she was a heretic in service of cursed Slaanesh all along. She was personally adding toxins to Holy Terra water supply that turned freaking Custodians gay!
@Shadowswolf9666Ай бұрын
Put her in the crystals
@The_Genuine_GunnerАй бұрын
@@Shadowswolf9666FreedomToons?
@warthunder9155Ай бұрын
@@The_Genuine_GunnerREALITY
@abbadullreee329822 күн бұрын
trap her In the crystals like slaanesh as a god of middle class households
@DeusExAngeloАй бұрын
Honestly, Roboute probably should adopt DOGE for auditing the Administratum and really the Imperium as a whole. Y'know instead of sending tax-collectors to The Lion to reclaim the Holy Lion Tricycle.
@AmerikanSkullАй бұрын
Ogrynmaxxing
@nyancat4292Ай бұрын
YES I've been waiting for more Joe Ogryn
@TheWarmachine375Ай бұрын
That's a really good voice impression of Donald Trump there.
@BohdanKaibaАй бұрын
That Crimson Fist Ending was Perfect
@mikecampos1193Ай бұрын
The Black Templars has Lord Trump vote.
@daverage4729Ай бұрын
Weird how Trump fits in so well with 40K. Also, Abaddon The Pant Soiler!!!! Dear god I love that!!! Make it canon!!!
@pubcleАй бұрын
It's the way he is extremely bombastic & uses an exaggerative larger than life charisma to his personality from decades of entertainment & cutthroat buisness. That degree of exaggerated speech & massive over the top expression lends itself very well to the setting.
@skypiratecaptainАй бұрын
Missed opportunity to use the god emperor Trump parade float
@omathitis849828 күн бұрын
That's in the post election coverage
@you_muppet789Ай бұрын
800 views in 18 minutes, we’re all doomed! The galaxy will collapse
@DreadAnonАй бұрын
it's a slow burn!!!!
@you_muppet789Ай бұрын
Off topic but someone needs to draw the watchers on the holy lion tricycle
@PilpsАй бұрын
Oh this is perfect
@doublep1980Ай бұрын
"He was sucking on Ygrainne's spirit stone!" 🤣😂
@user-lq5yx1ke5kАй бұрын
Guilliman grabbed Yvraine by the spirit stone!
@whatsnewbois9814Ай бұрын
I heard Lion El Johnson contributed alot for this campaign and will be his right hand man
@Thunderblock7889Ай бұрын
The Lion is a gigacha.
@thechrononaut1Ай бұрын
"Marneus Calgar did NOT say that."
@nikolaosboukouvalas449Ай бұрын
Well... perhaps he did! Some are saying that he did!
@thechrononaut1Ай бұрын
@nikolaosboukouvalas449 He could've said it, folks! ALOTTAPEOPLE are saying he said it-I think he said it, I definitely think it's something he'd say.
@gigeorge6sic6Ай бұрын
I loved that part 😂
@CocoHutzpahАй бұрын
I am deeply ashamed that I never thought of "Abbadon the Pants Soiler" myself.
@nikolaosboukouvalas449Ай бұрын
They want to dismantle the Inquisition, Joe! The Inquisition, can you believe it? There is no Imperium without the Inquisition, everyone knows that! It was founded by Malcador, the great Malcador! And we love that guy, don't we folks? Yeah we love that guy. He's the best...
@supergerman6386Ай бұрын
Hell yeah 👍
@silexaureliusАй бұрын
the eldar aren't sending they're best
@Dogmelter42Ай бұрын
Finally came back after needing a good laugh after a shit week. Finally heard the "Please Clap". My week is saved.
@topcat59Ай бұрын
Silly Billy Guilliman your 2000 years as lord commander is up, Lord commander Trump will succeed where you have failed.🐱
@t_hetty1758Ай бұрын
Silly Gilliman is now his canonical nickname no ifs ands or buts…
@GameboypxhtАй бұрын
GULLIBLE GUILLIMAN IS WHAT THEY CALL HIM, THE LION, THE EMPEROR.
@praisetheomnissiah4475Ай бұрын
He's got my vote. #MaketheImperiumGreatAgain.
@theboyracer101322 күн бұрын
Hes been COPULATING withy the Eldar!!!
@Malakai-f8tАй бұрын
3:19 I CAN NEVER HOLD IN MY LAUGH FOR WHAT AND HOW HE SIED IT
@felixgutierrez99323 күн бұрын
Especially with Spongebob fuckin going ham on thay ice cream dude 😭🤣
@Godzilladoom2Ай бұрын
I’m just picturing both the lion and trump getting along since trump would appoint the lion to warmaster again. Until he was then forced to work on building a galaxy sized wall to keep chaos out while still getting them to build it. And chaos helps willingly and doesn’t give the lion a reason to kill them. Pissing him off even more.
@Silverflower351Ай бұрын
He will built the wall in cicatrix maledictum 😅
@m05513Ай бұрын
Meanwhile Dorn comes back for the sole reason of expressing disappointment that trump didn't get him to build the wall.
@musclefish5000Ай бұрын
the john helldiver cameo was nice
@coltpiecemakerАй бұрын
I cant wait till he has Hulk Hogryn on his show; it would be a true meeting of the minds!
@captaincole4511Ай бұрын
2:30 HELLDIVERS MENTION
@simplewritesАй бұрын
Next he's gonna get rid of JOOOAAAAAWWWNNNN FRREEEAAAAKKKIIIINGGGG GRWAAAAMMMAAAATICUUUUSSSSSS
@Channel-23sАй бұрын
“Under me Cadia would still be around it’s time to make Cadia 2.0 MCGA Make Cadia Great Again”
@TheSylphenheimGuyАй бұрын
This cracked me up so much! I was surprised at the title but that glorious pumpkin actually made it!
@Fati-l4cАй бұрын
"Abbaddon the pants soiler" got me folded😂
@basedx.Ай бұрын
The SYCATRIX maledictum
@Malakai-f8tАй бұрын
JOHN HELLDIVER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
@mastergmooreАй бұрын
I was dying when he roasted Abandon
@TheRemembrancerАй бұрын
#sillymen4guilliman
@warthunder9155Ай бұрын
#ImperialFists4Guilliman
@thescarletpumpernel3305Ай бұрын
disbanding the Ultramarines and putting them into the other legions would be the ultimate justice for them getting the legionaries from the disbanded 2nd and 11th legions.
@BoundlessOneValinАй бұрын
We're gonna make the Imperium great again with this one
@_Morph1ne_Ай бұрын
"Abaddon the pants soiler" hahahahahahahaha
@CLCasualАй бұрын
It is now my life's wish is to hear the real orange one say "Cicatrix Maledictum"
@andrewgrinn3435Ай бұрын
Jeb Bush coming out of left corner made me crack up.
@AnBlackhallАй бұрын
We need more Sister Debunkaria.
@atompunk456Ай бұрын
now my new headcannon for aboddon is him having a small house in the warp
I like how Roboute is (just like in Warhammer) the only sane person in the room
@rigulurАй бұрын
jebron bush: "im wearin my war gear :)"
@markhynes1230Ай бұрын
This is art
@TechNinjaSigmaАй бұрын
Lost it at "Silly Gilly"; he'd totally say that! 🤣
@arathdejesusescobarromero4904Ай бұрын
Where did guilliman go? Why did he run out of the potcast? Did he lose it and became a spirit stone licker addict? So many questions unanswered...
@negativezero817425 күн бұрын
We need a strong Rogue Trader in power so we can run the Imperium like a business.
@nathanenright3079Ай бұрын
Absolute God teir video the work you've done is amazing here the impression is perfect for warhammertrump
@blundercrackerАй бұрын
THE LONG AWAITED RETURN FINALLY HAPPENED!
@godhelpme5547Ай бұрын
If Matt Ward is being turned into a servitor, can we just turn C.S. Goto into corpse strach?
@prophetjesaja16384 күн бұрын
Lets turn Goto into a multilaser
@godhelpme55474 күн бұрын
@@prophetjesaja1638 SO TRUE
@doom_scout1049Ай бұрын
"i wont forgive Guilliman for verbally mistreating our Sororitas, i would never vote for a mansplainer chud... in fact the primarchs are the whole reason our imperium is in ruins and our Emperor stuck in the throne. This would have been avoided if only the emperor had listened to Malcador about making female primarchs" Brother Pornadiktos
@fauxdude9756Ай бұрын
this is canon
@shadowdragon349Ай бұрын
Super Canon
@_Morph1ne_Ай бұрын
I WISH this was canon. DESTROY THE ULTRAMARINES. BRING BACK THE CRIMSON FISTS. THE SONS OF DORN ARE THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF OUR GREAT IMPERIUM
@randycheow4268Ай бұрын
Will Brother Jamues ever return
@DreadAnonАй бұрын
🎱 all signs point to 'maybe'
@HotLogic1990Ай бұрын
Justice for Pedro Kantor and his crimson boys😢
@fr0st388Ай бұрын
Silly guilliman is crazy 💀
@AnthonyChuter-k7uАй бұрын
I’ve literally never played warhammer. I know nothing about it but this is still killing me
@spimpsmacker6422Ай бұрын
Trump had me at putting Matt Ward in a servitor unit
@Nomadic_GamingАй бұрын
this is @pancreasnowork level shit posting and im here for it
@Nitsua2828Ай бұрын
Very good, The best, no one else make episodes like you Anon👌
@bigboi7817Ай бұрын
Truly excellent Trump M42
@RedshirtAfficionadoАй бұрын
I’n terrified to see what my recommendations will look like after this
@FormerGovernmentHumanАй бұрын
You’re a genius. A genius skaven that lives in a dreadnought that lives inside my walls. I’m looking forward to another skaven in redwall. I had forgotten redwall even existed.
@TheGreatBaronOBeefDipАй бұрын
Trump gonna make Bolt Thrower get back together, the REAL, first 5 albums Bolt Thrower.
@Campaigner82Ай бұрын
Putting Matt Ward in a servitor 😆
@alejandroramirez1043Ай бұрын
This is some of your best work
@captainc0rgiАй бұрын
Im calling him silly guilliman from now on
@VirginSnake202424 күн бұрын
If Joe could call an exterminatus on Terra, not get eaten by a Catachan Devil, talk with a chaos primarch fuss-free and bring a man dead for dozens of millenia before his birth, then I'm sure he can have a peaceful and healthy podcast with Khorne while both of them sip Praetorian tea.
@DreadAnon24 күн бұрын
this fella knows his Joe Lore. Or, Jore.
@salsolo2137Ай бұрын
OH MY GOD the Jeb Bush line is certified gold line
@carcarcool626218 күн бұрын
Holy crap I love the use of Vampyr's music
@CaptainHieronymusValerianusАй бұрын
Lord emperor trump understands that the imperiums problems should be answered with the full weight of the United States militaries ancient STCs instead of trying to hit the tau with melee weapons
@Templarzealot89Ай бұрын
Oh please make more of these lmao
@hoggamer833Ай бұрын
I swear trump is 100% pure Ultra-Smurf. " We will make the IMPERIUM great again "