Mike: Post N*% Clarity

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Written By Stevie Emerson & Wyatt Gallitz
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[@kylemichaelsen7374]

"Its called post-nut clarity, not post-sex clarity. Daddy got his nut" With that confidence, too. I was crying laughing

[@thecoconutgum]

yes

[@ramprasad-jj6uq]

Al

[@jeremysipes44]

Yeah!What (or whom) did you just do!😆

[@thesecondsage]

Yeah I straight up died 🤣

[@AlphamaleAO]

LMFAAAAAOOOOOO IM CRYING

[@Lymbe06]

“Can I get you an Uber? Or a Lyft, whichever’s cheaper.” Me: the clip’s just started, how can this get any worse?

[@manwithaplan7091]

And it did 😭🤌

[@ricoco7891]

And then it does lmao

[@dee5559]

Ikr... Little did we know back then 😆

[@way.truth.life.]

It sure did

[@ales3880]

Whats bad about it? He doesn't want her to spend a lot of money, It's a kind gesture.

[@kdrecords4562]

"Can I try an analogy for you?" "You're digging a hole, brother."

[@heedmywarning2792]

it's OK to dig a hole if you plan on filling A HOLE later that night. BTW, there is a 2 for 1 special on KY.

[@MuhammadJunaidAshraf]

the best lol

[@cedricfreivogel3882]

"You should talk to my wife... convince her"

[@erikasantos7320]

But are you joking bro

[@luisbreva6122]

Lmaooo

[@eglantinepapeau1582]

i love how he keeps her from leaving just to explain to her in detail why he wants her to leave 😂

[@Pianodaddyy]

🤣🤣🤣 right

[@Ravensbite]

The "caught it you're out" had me laughing so damn hard.

[@CHOUSASUKE]

Just got this joke reading this out loud 😀😃🙂

[@mlbjmaur]

Joke came from left field lol

[@dominicp9296]

ya that shit was so funny man

[@groyperfuhr4871]

the nick cage joke got me laughing the most

[@brownboiree4249]

this isn't even a skit this is just stevie's post nut clarity recorded with a spy cam

[@thespoondangle]

maybe it's genjutsu

[@imfineimokay3434]

@@thespoondangle I see what you did there (speaking of seeing, never look at brown boi ree in his eyes or you done)

[@itsjiggl]

finally lance armstrong getting the recognition he deserves

[@wrightvcx2249]

He wouldn’t have reached moon if he hadn’t used steroids.

[@the_rover1]

he would really be a hero if he reached the moon surface on a race bike. steroids or none.

[@aaluminumandrescreening1108]

so, in essence...those yellow bands we all wore back in the day were in fact FROM space....super cool! lmfao

[@heedmywarning2792]

he did bike his way to the moon.

[@JamesRodriguez10783]

Armstrong : “Houston we have a problem, The bike’s chain is broken and my substance is drying out quick.”

[@Uriakatos]

I love the delivery. "Do you know who went to space?" The perfect mix of alarmed and genuinely concerned over how this person could exist and say such things so nonchalantly.

[@AntonySimkin]

Nonchalantly... What a word! Thanks for adding that to my dictionary!

[@jakehart7959]

The closed caption guy gave up around 3:43 💀

[@firelock9080]

I'd love to see some behind the scenes of these skits with these two. This stuff is just solid gold.

[@osuk1]

They are professional actors.....☺

[@TheSacagaweeda]

“There getting paid for that, I’m doing this for free” I felt that .

[@D4RKBRU73]

*They are

[@Mster_J]

*they’re

[@Goriaas]

*their

[@mysticaltrees7126]

@@Goriaas *they're

[@bandanasaikia6048]

For real

[@progmetaltv7421]

I love the skits with Nikki and Stevie, they never miss

[@shivang15]

Nikki n Stewie are OGs as main characters!

[@pelu1749]

Soooo trueee!!

[@jokerpilled2535]

They’re dating

[@heedmywarning2792]

She does the 'crazy girl' routine a LITTLE to well. I'm concerned.

[@shivang15]

@@jokerpilled2535 I wish! They are really good together

[@iamzflo]

This guy gave me new school Jim Carrey vibes.

[@ShoaibAli-iz3kn]

So true

[@TruthTalk1221]

I dont see it

[@jonyemm]

It's the hair. I see it now

[@henrylam92]

@@jonyemm it’s his facial expression, body language, and noises kinda like ace ventura

[@warrensabastienanderson]

That's because he said a line from one of Jim's characters. Which triggered the comparison in your brain. You may have missed it overtly, hence the vibe.

[@GhoulValorant]

"He's telling these characters to act in a totally different way" - i cried :'D

[@Mark-db1ok]

I love this channel, and Stevie and Nikki are the best. Great chemistry and energy together. I've said it before, this is better than much of what Saturday Night Live is throwing out these days. Keep up the great work!

[@JamesJon1187]

Sooo much better...also better than cc.

[@Danygotaworldtosee]

oh dear lord. post nut clarity is a curse haha. way too accurate.

[@TruthTalk1221]

Actually a blessing

[@TheMonkeyNetwork]

@@TruthTalk1221 lmaoop

[@erickjuma7643]

When the desire to procreate subsides Hahaha

[@crakermac3818]

Pre nut confusion is the curse 🤣

[@aidenral4532]

@@erickjuma7643 bro fr 😂 like you’re so horny and then ya nut and you just feel a cloud over your head. Aye.

[@tommynikon2283]

Call it what it is: Comedic GENIUS. Again. PERFECT script writing, deft acting, great POVs, and another editing masterpiece.

[@seanpatrick7497]

“My arm grazed your upper thigh and you exploded”. Ah, memories. 😂

[@ItsameAlex]

hit a little too close to home huh

[@NewZealandAmerican]

Arm jobs from a sexy woman! Never underestimate them! 💦

[@thesphider8298]

For real? 😂

[@seanpatrick7497]

Oh yeah, not all the time but on numerous occasions. It’s not always a “brush of the thigh” but I’m always done within 1-2 minutes. 😏

[@NewZealandAmerican]

@@ItsameAlex Oooooooooohhhhhh‼️💥

[@emanuelmota7217]

Post-nut clarity can be brutal. But, in this case, also hysterical.

[@Iustitia01]

That's 5 spaces

[@theydidntsaythisai]

The adult film analogy is the most relatable thing ever

[@jeremyspickuptruck6237]

That Jim Carrey “smokinnn” was on point

[@bossjimcurrysir3446]

Ssssmokinn

[@BenPen]

Wish I had money to buy a hoodie, but u know I got the comment for the algo

[@technicide1715]

get ur money up broke boi its 60 dollars

[@ismailkartout4844]

@@technicide1715 why you hating not everyone is fortunate enough spend money like that

[@pillarz692]

@@technicide1715 thas a lot for a hoodie for most ppl bro

[@jokerpilled2535]

@@technicide1715 bruh 60$ ain’t cheap for a off brand hoodie

[@FinesseBTW]

the homie benpen

[@theauloa9239]

When that post nut clarity turns you into a physics major

[@bandanasaikia6048]

😂

[@IamINERT]

When post nut clarity turns you into a philosopher

[@monikap8777]

How? What do you mean?

[@zcp0724]

Their screen chemistry is fantastic. Love the videos when the two of them have heavy dialog.

[@anonymousperson8301]

3:16 In his defense Shrek said that ogres and onions have that in common so he's not completely wrong.

[@Damatovg]

Can't fucking stop laughing. Stevie was good, but Nikki's reactions had me fucking dying. Best part being that Nikki's character was simply just encouraging the responses too by responding to the things Mike said

[@abbycash]

Always 😂 he knows how to get under her skin

[@Don-pk2uy]

I hate how accurate this is 🤣 you drop that alfredo sauce and you no longer give a f... , you just want to go to sleep

[@the_rover1]

at least make sure she's climaxing first ffs 😅

[@benjaminshultz481]

@@the_rover1 Don't be a simp man

[@jokerpilled2535]

@@the_rover1 nah who gives af

[@apIthletIcc]

@@the_rover1 if you have to question or make sure... Got bad news for ya lmao

[@slomo1357]

@@jokerpilled2535 if she’s your gf

[@samuelbrown4764]

The combination of these two together in a skit is HILARIOUS. How are they both so damn good

[@kaksanca]

Better than saturday night life

[@haritashmalekani32]

These two need a sitcom on a big network. Actually talented good actors

[@gcoleman18]

The pop up fly ball and catch is IMPOSSIBLE not to laugh!!! This dude gets me every time with his quirky actions and i swear this girl was made for yelling. Feisty is an understatement 😂 thanks guys for saving the day with pure comedy

[@carlossalazar972]

He lost me at the shrek 2 analogy... That movie is literally a master class on making a good sequel.

[@justinsimon154]

THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS YOU ARE THE GOAT

[@hoggzphotography]

I think he was saying she wasn’t a virgin, and by not being the original person to be with her, it wasn’t that good. But, that’s just what I took from it.

[@s2Capacidade2s]

Shrek 2 is a masterpiece, even better than the first one. And I know because I watched it like 100 times. Shrek 3 and 4 are garbage though.

[@themaggattack]

@@s2Capacidade2s Yes! (But even though 3 & 4 are garbage, I still like them just bc they're Shrek.)

[@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775]

Then there are people who just don´t like Shrek at all.

[@englishislit7720]

I NEED a new "He's a great guy, though" video. Make another one please!

[@cobuslouw303]

Those videos are the best!

[@xilanceylan]

Pretty sick audio quality

[@samueltaylor2757]

Way too much sub bass rumble

[@daveshively3295]

Huh...

[@BeyondTheMind007]

i thought there was an earthquake.lol@@samueltaylor2757

[@thepowerlies]

4:07 would have been funny if he responded with: "99% of the men you date"

[@joonhyongcho3135]

Post n clarity only lasts for a couple of hours 😂

[@r4hh_]

The fact that there people like him in the world that aren't actors

[@Mandrake591]

And women that go out with them!

[@frankierzucekjr]

I'm dying at the "you have an IQ of a bean bag chair" line. I have literal tears. She's SO good at these.

[@pontusdorsay4673]

It's just a random object, she could have said literally anything, don't really see the greatness with it...

[@samtagget]

"Caught it, you're out" put me down lmao.

[@joebuckaroo82]

I have to say that, while humorous sometimes, these videos are absolutely demonstrative of the post-Christian world we live in. Can we stop the world? I want to get disembark at the next station.

[@busystuff23yearsago15]

Way to make something that had nothing to do with religion something to do with Christianity specifically 😂stfu and go read a book that’s not made as propaganda for your life after death theories

[@Agent1W]

4:17 The best Nicholas Cage!!!

[@tuckert9563]

the nicolas cage impression out of nowhere was the best part 😂

[@True38]

The funniest part about this skit is that it's actually true, lol.

[@WoofWoofWolffe]

True

[@projectx7453]

Yea

[@True38]

@@WoofWoofWolffe Too easy ;D

[@AverageCommentor]

99% of men are like that? Quite misandristic if we're going to say that this skit is actually true.

[@mocahmcgrady7530]

@@AverageCommentor honestly all men are like that. Happens to women too. It’s no one’s fault there’s actual science behind it. Doesn’t happen to every man every time but it happens

[@wrightvcx2249]

Their sense of humour is unmatched.

[@Noir0rioN]

This might be my new favorite channel, period.

[@paulperry1489]

Dude! This guys analogies and line of speech is spot on. I love the writing he produces. Dude this is spot on. I can’t breathe 💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@MM-ul2ue]

“Nooo I don’t want you leave like that” classic hahaha

[@markbuttery2790]

Nikki and Stevie bounce of each other fantastically , always the best when they are together.

[@dboydev]

Bruh this is beyond Clarity, this is Post Nut Clavoyance.

[@Hellfire4WD]

I wanna formally apologize if any girls here had a similar experience. This IRL has to be a defining traumatic experience. And that guy portrayed here... he doesn't deserve to be among other human beings.

[@talllighthouse]

it hurts for sure, but it teaches you not to be casual about sex.

[@brien1513]

I wouldn't call it traumatic, just ridiculous

[@DrDomich]

Taking this so seriously your feel you need to personally apologize to anyone, makes _you_ look like a problem

[@Hellfire4WD]

@@DrDomich you probably never had any trauma in your entire life. Or (more likely) **you** were the cause of them all. In which case, me telling you that sympathy and compassion are a natural part of a human being will just go over your head. But perhaps not for everyone else.

[@DrDomich]

@@Hellfire4WD I'm all for sympathy and compassion, but what you're doing is simply ridiculous. Not to mention pretentious and demeaning as well as potentially offensive to any real victim who actually needs much more substantial professional help then a KZbin comment can provide. So apology like yours can bet interpreted as mocking of their pain and their traumatic experience. But I'm sure all this will go over your head as you prefer to stay in your head the whole time, so most of the things that come your way end up passing over you head

[@guillervz]

This is hilarious. And I'm in love with her acting. She is sooo good. Congratulations!

[@TresXTre]

Actually Nikki…I believe he compared you to rice and Diet Coke…not even regular coke

[@aerospaceguy4639]

Post Nut Clarity. Makes us men calm. Rational. Straightforwarded and logical thinkers

[@oinkaka]

The random Nick Cage Impression made me die laughing, I swear this videos are the only thing that can make me laugh out loud

[@BubuchgaGaming]

I know! It was so funny 😂

[@alykhankassam786]

This was one of the most entertainment things I have seen online for years! Well done guys, keep up the awesome work! 🥰

[@bgt2848]

The confidence you must have in yourself in your relationship to make this skit LOL

[@johnnywalker8815]

I swear that if most men had post nut syndrome constantly the world would be a lot less problematic.

[@cm-yu6gu]

Fr

[@BWater-yq3jx]

a lot less populated.

[@baysick11]

Only the simps

[@dopedup222]

If you actually had decent morals you wouldn't get PNC and the world would be better. Fulls of betas and sinners now.

[@henrymellor9760]

someone get this man on a contract his acting is god tier

[@TheDreamCatchers]

You missed a great opportunity to say get out of my swamp after the Shrek reference

[@AeroW0NDER]

"You have the IQ of a bean bag chair" hit me so hard XD

[@youngrichie]

The tonality of both is nothing short of amazing. Try just listening to this. Genius!

[@NikitasSormas]

Classic Stevie swapping from one topic to another trying to save the situation 🤣

[@SarahSakura]

Ha good observation 😄

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

I mean all the sketches are great but Nikki and Stevie ones are just top tier every time, she always has the perfect energy to counter his dumbass stuff it’s just great XD

[@Bubbles99718]

How they do crazy is insane. They nail it. Brilliant

[@shakirahmed1937]

Man I watched this sitting in my office and had to stop myself so hard from bursting out laughing this is legendary hahaha

[@SuccMunkey]

I am so glad I found this channel. The production quality and the acting is phenomenal lmao

[@frankierzucekjr]

The look on her face at 0:52 seconds lmfao. "I have post nut clarity" 🤣🤣🤣

[@joshualee7380]

Nikki enhances your videos so much more then every other actress you collaborate with. Like the others are good but hers are great. She gets so into it! Keep them coming guys!

[@wzt9376]

Lmao this is brilliant "Post nut clarity" you guys need to be on TV for real.

[@thesphider8298]

It's so funny bcos it's so absurd and SO TRUE at the same time. My friend calls it "Fucker's remorse".

[@IncepTuber]

I died laughing at the Shrek part 🤣 The 3 Little Pigs Impression was great 🤣🤣

[@tomngames5521]

This channel should at least 1m subs, this channels quality 😂

[@KernalRegis]

The worst part is, girls like this would run back to him even after all this…

[@daviddiveroli9331]

Cuz it's biology of every men

[@aseemsubedi7234]

These two doing their absolute perfect fitting iconic characters here. Loving it.

[@St.CrimsonTweets]

This is definitely deserving of a sequel!!! Hopefully they keep the same director tho 🤣

[@Algormortis9]

The way his voice morphs into the flea from Olive the Other Reindeer at 3:36 😂

[@noexplosionsnolife.296]

3:50 killed me it killed me.😭

[@luti4567]

😭😭same

[@sem6910]

I literally got frustrated with him together with Nikki. This is not a skit, it's a documentary.

[@matthewesney2629]

The way these two bounce off eachother is priceless.. another great vid

[@firstnamelastname5761]

I don't know why people find this amusing!!! This is regular genuine scene from my marriage.

[@the_rover1]

ngl, nikki held it back for an astoungingly long time. I supposed she's going to turn into a super villain crazy mad girl yell after the sushi analogy, but nope 😂

[@nazmulshipu1351]

This guy is pretty organized with words and dialogue

[@Kraftsternchen]

I love this character he is doing trying to sell me merge - gets me every time

[@tigreytigrey8537]

"I'm a good guy remember!" 🤣🤣

[@breaknfiction21]

This gives me old school college humor vibes.

[@DrewMIATL]

This guy is an absolute comedic genius 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cyrusjunden]

lol Nikki is the MVP. She’s just too amazing

[@KrisMcCauley]

I need more of that nick cage impression in my life

[@lilant_27]

This happened to me last night and I used this thanks bro!!😂😂

[@chrisspedling75]

4:42 aight this made this worth watching for me 🤣🤣🤣

[@maxd3028]

Man you should go for acting in the movies along with your cast ... All of you guys got the talent ☝💯👏

[@ariv_7]

We need " Did you finish " part II . Please Stevie 🙏

[@TheRealRyanGosling1]

The “caught it, you’re out” Killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timothymaharaj5861]

Pre-Nut Confusion is the real curse! 🤣

[@saideepnagineni4983]

Living up to the post nut clarity life

[@45coopaloop]

Absolutely hilarious when he does the nic cage impersonation!!!!!!!!!!! Laughed out loud soooo hard!!!

[@henryplaidjacket7860]

This was one of the better ones. Until it was over, and then I just wanted it out of my apartment.

[@dmar192]

post nut clarity is like you are into the other person and their interests. Once you get the nut you realize you don't even like being around the person.

[@michaelmerrell8540]

Jebus, the bass rumble in the background on this one was shaking the entire room!

[@zmirburger]

people talk about how incredible Nikki is, but Stevie is equally as amazing! the way his voice kept getting higher towards the end 😂

[@BowlerScott]

Dude. I once dated a girl who was nearly identical to Mike. I know that seems impossible. But this hits so close to home.