you cracking up at ‘stripper ripper’ got me cracking up too, legit had to replay it to get another laugh,, and then ur sleeve puffs not letting u live throughout the whole vid lmaooo
@ClandestineGirl16X4 жыл бұрын
Great video!! Love all your book opinions too. I hated clown in a cornfield. And gurl you need to go into modeling. Have a happy Halloween!!!!!!
@latoyagray36674 жыл бұрын
Agreed on the modeling comment. I love your outfit and look in this video!! You always look darling though!
@irenemata25444 жыл бұрын
Clown in a Cornfield was a hot mess, I really thought I was the only one who thought that because everyone else loved it 🤷🏽♀️ like always your hair is 👌🏽
@gabbzl86934 жыл бұрын
Hair on point as always 🔥🔥🔥
@JordalineReads4 жыл бұрын
Aww thanks gurl! 🥰 I was feeling the catfish fantasy that day. 😅😂
@christirandazzo37693 жыл бұрын
Stripper Ripper. LOL. Great recs. I have several in my Amazon cart.
@vanessamontgomery91564 жыл бұрын
I think doing a haul on haunted castles or insane asylums would be cool if u ever played that horror game outlast that insane asylum setting would be awesome in a book
@JordalineReads4 жыл бұрын
GURL if I wasn't a total pussy and terrified of that, I would be 100% down.
@vanessamontgomery91564 жыл бұрын
@@JordalineReads girl u are strong btw I love your book recs u have amazing taste are u a Scorpio ♏️?
@kristybaptist85624 жыл бұрын
There are two sequels to Off Season: Offspring and The Woman (written with Lucky McKee and made into a movie). There is also a story called The Work in Jack Ketchum’s collection Peaceable Kingdom that is totally relevant to Off Season. All of these are fantastic! Happy reading. 😊
@scalex194 жыл бұрын
“Also, my puffs are completely fucking deflated.” 😂😂😂 Hilarious. Loved your recs! I wanna check out pretty much all of these. Lol
@mythicpages4 жыл бұрын
brb adding every single one of these to my tbr because they all sound insane?????? THANK YOU
@JordalineReads4 жыл бұрын
YOURE GUNNA LOVE IT! 😍🎃🌻
@bradluh4 жыл бұрын
my favourite hair so far
@RociosLibrary3 жыл бұрын
Tastes like Candy by Ivy Tholen was gory. The deaths were crazy! The writing isn’t the best in some parts, but it was a lot of fun.
@girlinpanic87903 жыл бұрын
i love your personality!!!!!!! youre a natural at entertaining. im definitely adding these all to my tbr.
@infinitepeace114 жыл бұрын
YAAAS Kin is my fav of all time, and I think I have you and one other person to thank for the Kin recommendation! Also, keep the POUFFS. Also, I think I could get into Fat Camp. Feels like a vicarious version of what I need to run for my mother flabbin' life.
@infinitepeace114 жыл бұрын
just use a safety pin to keep the pouffs up.
@waynedadmun97574 жыл бұрын
The makeup is flawless!!! 😍😍😍
@brittany22104 жыл бұрын
Man, you sold me on so many of these books def subscribing!!
@bryongalaster53983 жыл бұрын
I love your channel, yo, let’s go play at the Adams ruined my life for weeks, I read it like 7-8 years ago and it was brutal
@onthefritz8204 жыл бұрын
Have you read Camp Carnage by Joshua Winning and Elliot Cross? It is more on the campy slasher side but it sounds like Fat Camp only it takes place at a Pray the Gay Away type camp.
@JordalineReads4 жыл бұрын
Okay how have I never heard of this?? That sounds AMAZING. I've always wanted "slasher but make it gay."
@Alex-zm1qv4 жыл бұрын
Binge watching your videos to prepare for Halloween. Love your videos! Great as always
@M7890V4 жыл бұрын
These are my kind of recommendations! I'm mad that I can't find a physical copy of Larry. I'll keep trying to find it.
@JordalineReads4 жыл бұрын
Its hard to find! I think they're out of print, I bought a used copy for way too much money. Its on kindle though! 💖
@bryongalaster53983 жыл бұрын
Ya the only copy I found was like $758 on Amazon, I’m like ya it better come with two willing porn stars and a check for $750!
@LeppardLadyRN4 жыл бұрын
I’m still laughing at the Antonio stripper ripper!
@Nat-to2rx4 жыл бұрын
Live for your book reviews and recs... and LOVE this look on you.
@sandylewis14594 жыл бұрын
Girl The Resurrectionist.... I can’t even 😳 but I dragged my reading buddy down the fucked up road with me😂😂 Camp Slaughter is one of my favorites! I have Kin I just haven’t read it yet. I just read Off Season it was our group pick for my other book club
@furyzimmerman86244 жыл бұрын
Girl, this video is even better than I thought it would be 🖤🖤🖤
@poshsilva44313 жыл бұрын
Thanks dear for recommending such mind boggling books. I enjoyed scott smith in comparison of the books you put up on the video
@horrorfanatic69904 жыл бұрын
Off-Season is absolutely amazing! What happens to Carla in the novel...not to spoil anything, haunted my nightmares for weeks! The Kill River trilogy is probably my favourite book series, I'm not going to lie.
@NakiasHideaway4 жыл бұрын
I'd love for you to do cult and/or devil worshiper book recs! 🙌🏾
@covertocoverbookreviews67212 жыл бұрын
A Simple Plan is one of my favorite books ever. The sequel to Off Season is awesome, be sure to read it.
@BohoBookworm4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE home invasion books!! I'm actually busy writing one for Nanowrimo.
@thelonebookwolf16464 жыл бұрын
when you mentioned the "re-birth" in kin all of my memories flooded back LMFAO disgusting but it is definitely one of my favorite horror books of all time. ALSO, not sure if you saw the announcement but the way of the house husband is getting an anime!!!
@Tal.Bibliotek4 жыл бұрын
After you read “Let’s go play at the Adam’s” you’ll understand why those parents didn’t want to take those kids on vacation 😂
@kristinestaples76074 жыл бұрын
I was actually wondering if you were going to add Kill River. I loved it, that book was so fun AND did you know there are 2 more in the series?? Kill River 2 and 3 are on my TBR. Great list, thanks for another awsome video😈🖤
@susanburgess8204 жыл бұрын
Jordaline, what color of lipstick and the brand dang gummit(sp?). I've been looking for exactly this kind of color, even though i know it will look different on me...but im willing to give it a whirl😄😄😄😘😘😘❤❤❤
@HazyAbigail4 жыл бұрын
I’d like to know the paranormal books that you’ve read. Is it the same list as your house horror books? By the way, you look so cute in this get up. I love this look.
@JordalineReads4 жыл бұрын
Kind of? There were some that were a mix if creature feature and paranormal! I will look into the possibility of making a video though!
@chxrrywxves4 жыл бұрын
Offspring is a pretty good sequal. I'd say it is worth the read. The movie The Woman (2011) is based off of The Woman in the books. That movie is pretty messed up. I loved it.
@moonkhaleesi4 жыл бұрын
I just love you and you are a comfort watch for me. Idk! Thanks
@pastorytime26834 жыл бұрын
I'm planning on reading the Evenson this month (Bert loved it!) love your eye makeup and the video! I can't cope with cannibals tho.... Nooooo. Also Bert just said 'I hate flesh masks'... Fat Camp sounds good tho! Bert just read Let's go Play at the Adams' and loved it - he says it's psycho kids!! (your fave!) Siân xx (your poor puffs)
@blueoblivionx4 жыл бұрын
I really dig these kind of videos. I'm not a big slasher fan but I love gore :) I recommend Endurance by Jack Kilborn (J.A. Konrath). Very gory survival horror about an inn in West Virginia run by a mutant cannibal family.
@aliibrahim40774 жыл бұрын
OMG I loved this video HAHAHHA Also if you like Home invasion The Cabin at the end of the world by Paul Tremblay is good one. The one by John Marrs features a serial killer in one of the storylines ( don’t know if you read anything by him he is a pretty great author)
@JordalineReads4 жыл бұрын
I loved Cabin until the ending ruined all of it. 😂 I bought the One by John Marrs. Is that the one you mean??
@aliibrahim40774 жыл бұрын
@@JordalineReads Yeeeep Thats it I have read all his books if you like The One you should read The Passengers it is in the same universe and just as messed up. Also what Lies between us also by him it’s another great book about a daughter keeps her mother chained up in a room upstairs LOL What could possibly go wrong just a normal family am I right LOL
@brittany22104 жыл бұрын
Also, I looked up the hunted, it's not even released yet? 🤔😩
@redinboots10953 жыл бұрын
Do you have a creature feature book suggestions 😍😍
@moed51274 жыл бұрын
😊😊😊I'm first and on my favorite topic 🤩🤩🤩
@gabbzl86934 жыл бұрын
That makes me second on our favorite topic😎
@16SF4 жыл бұрын
Bless you for this video. I have been craving slasher-type of books since summer. 😩 I was lucky to pick Clown in the Cornfield (without knowing the synopsis) and getting my dose of carnage. 😂 But I want some more.
@JordalineReads4 жыл бұрын
GURL BLESS YOU for being SO SWEET! I hope you found some good recommendations and you feel the love like a bucket of pigs blood. ❤🌺😈
@ElizabethSagewood4 жыл бұрын
Ok- this has convinced me I need to read Clown in a Cornfield. I've watched good reviews from other book tubers and I've seen yours. Totally reading this and doing a review. I wonder which way it will go...........and..........that top is adorable, love it
@kristinestaples76074 жыл бұрын
I'm intrigued. Sometimes when someone hates a book so much it just makes me want to read it more, I have to see what all the hate is about!! Haha
@TheCourtsOfLove3 жыл бұрын
Just finished the book, I liked it, very Slasher movie vibes and the writing was cool, hated the ending and "reveal" with the out of no-where romance but other than that the book was good and a fun-ride, great for a friday night.
@opheliasgrace4 жыл бұрын
The Lost is so good. And so is Let's Go Play at the Adams'.
@Cass_idy_4 жыл бұрын
Let’s Go Play at the Adam’s! I just bought this too lol kids are scary af and I’m for it!
@susanburgess8204 жыл бұрын
You always look fantastic❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@billkeon8804 жыл бұрын
Brother by Ania Ahlborn rivals Kin believe it or not.
@susanburgess8204 жыл бұрын
Oh no...i bought clown in a cornfield🤯🤯🤯
@susanburgess8204 жыл бұрын
Darn it, and the blush😄😄😄😘😘😘❤❤❤
@susanburgess8204 жыл бұрын
Creepy dolls please😄😄😄
@waynedadmun97574 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised you didn’t mention Richard Lehman? And yes you look super freaking cute! Lol
@Jonathan-B_4 жыл бұрын
My TBR is about to get punished as a result of this video. It's tough to live up to Off Season but I think Offspring is still worth it but I'm also an unapologetic Ketchum super fan. I think you're going to dig The Lost. A couple I would add to the discussion is Under the Blade by Matt Serafini and Jinxed by Thommy Hutson.
@catarinathebookworm4 жыл бұрын
Okay but if you like crazy cave man tropes please read Hideout by Masasumi Kakizaki. Because that manga is brutal and awesome
@jack82783 жыл бұрын
Just finished Camp Slaughter, hated it. No nuance or originality! However read they all died screaming and absolutely loved it!
@screamrad218 Жыл бұрын
Love me some Slasher horror novels!!!!!
@jennyjumpjump4 жыл бұрын
Omg "Stripper Ripper"
@susanburgess8204 жыл бұрын
Shoot...what color and name/brand is your lipstick. Georgeous!
@lunchingonlit4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I'm living for this video. Totally refilled my TBR! PS...I'm sending someone to murder your puffs.
@moed51274 жыл бұрын
Not trying to hog the comments but I still feel a little sick after Off Season. Ty for that, it's been awhile since a book disturbed me.
@JordalineReads4 жыл бұрын
SO DISTURBING! But actually a lot of fun!
@susanburgess8204 жыл бұрын
Or...haunted asylums, hospitals, jails, and more compilations❤❤❤
@AG-od3dc2 жыл бұрын
Kin was soooo good!
@effloress4 жыл бұрын
MMMM YESSS BBY, GIMMIE THE GOOD SHIT TO FILL MY TBR UP. If you're looking for something on the same level of nasty as The Resurrectionist, check out Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite. c:
@horrorfanatic69904 жыл бұрын
I love your recommendations! I always add them to my amazon cart 😆 Would you ever do a list of queer horror? I'm always trying to find horror novels with LGBT characters ☺️
@AllenFreemanMediaGuru4 жыл бұрын
Crap. I bought “Clown in a Cornfield” now probably won’t read it.
@aerisyacalis22064 жыл бұрын
I dnf'd Clown in a Cornfield. 😴
@lightningkbi22474 жыл бұрын
Okay...first of all, your brain, I love that shit. Second, makeup/hair...stfu you’re killin it, and lastly, recommendations are always on point! Thank u! Ps- I’m only ever going to say “step your pussy up” from now on. 😂
@Lemonade_Stand_4 жыл бұрын
If you want a really fucked up book try Brother by Ania Ahlborn. Lots of triggers. Really fucked.
@LiteraryStoner4 жыл бұрын
Stripper ripper😂
@susanburgess8204 жыл бұрын
Dang it...also, authors for sure most of us have not heard of...maybe european authors translated...😄😄😄❤❤❤