r/engrish Top Posts | Reddit's Best Linguists

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Background Music ► Cuphead OST - Treetop Trouble [Music]
Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late

[@elfindigo]

"Shoplifters will be prostituted" Not as long as the Thot Police are on patrol!

[@hamishdow2188]

Thats the thing that shop and the thot patrol are working together so if you get caught you get sent out on the streets where thot patrol is waiting and boom youre in jail

[@dionesdisciple3329]

Lmao

[@neonwaffle3327]

I would watch a Thot Patrol show

[@gradybaumgartner2242]

Top ten anime battles

[@TheKinglax94]

This dude is legit only 17, damn I thought like 20-24

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

Ikr he looks a lot older. Still cute tho

[@CarmelPowell]

He’s Australian, we work differently. Most people here look about 1 or 2 years older than what they actually are.

[@ChillCube6277]

Wait really? Damn slazo and I are the same age

[@risperidont]

It makes me feel so old

[@Daniel-ng4sj]

Carmel Powell Ye I was getting into pubs at 14

[@c.h.1839]

Thot patrol really ? They protecting us when nobody cant they are our savior

[@bigol9223]

a person23675 T.hat H.oe O.ver T.here

[@briansilvermoon6862]

The true heroes that society needs

[@p71nero]

a person23675 not to burst your bubble, but my friend's company makes those stickers, and it's based in USA. He had one on his own car before.

[@p71nero]

a person23675 Akuma Compact Liveries

[@ded8318]

Commas save lives

[@cloveniss7745]

Who doesn’t love a good grilled sexual harassment?

[@thevoid3976]

Lyellae Exactly!

[@smittythetaxcollector2239]

I like it raw. The texture is fantastic.

[@deusinabsentialux3286]

my favourite meal okay im joking

[@1birdwatcherr]

Aye you fine hmu

[@alienmcdartsblogfunnyvids2050]

boiled is my fav

[@gabapentagram4923]

the intro wheel had no sound so I turned up my headphones all the way and was promptly earraped with “VERY SUSPICIOUS SUPERMARKET”

[@kathleenlankford3144]

Castiel Winchester I was also jump scared, and I love your username so much!

[@chestnut45]

IS THE WATER C L E A N?

[@cristianmedrano7225]

Mow Crow CREAN?

[@phoebesulistio6830]

Man that water is clean

[@sleepyshinx174]

Man that *water* is clean

[@zakbexon9510]

So C L E A N

[@fordishonortoday]

Better be

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

Tiny grass is dreaming is quite weirdly philosophical, aw

[@astroboycum3982]

Madeleine Swann dreaming about what? Being big grass!

[@Nick94956]

Shyben Nice Soothouse reference

[@astroboycum3982]

Nick94956 thx

[@12KTOYOTA]

@Shyben soothouse

[@burpie8090]

It's actually what it says in Chinese as well. Literally

[@grantgoodman8415]

The lack of jingle at the beginning had me thinking the sound was off

[@noodlesuzuki5513]

Grant Goodman same

[@lvl_99_gay]

I CANNOT believe you're 17. I thought you were 23 like me or something

[@ywrakai]

Casey where did you get that info?? Im heckin confused af

[@EvilSnips]

he said it in the video. and also it's on famousbirthdays.

[@meow-db3jb]

same i’m,, hes about the same age as me but i thought he was like 20-23

[@alpine_berry]

the idea of Slazo being the same age as a highschool junior/senior is jarring I also thought he was 20

[@Pantograph_1]

Casey wishful thinking m8

[@sisi2654]

I would pay 190000 for some clean ass water

[@tyeueyu]

I would pay 190000 for Slazo

[@VioletOrbWeaver]

man that water looks clean

[@thumbycastell4436]

Ass water

[@MilkPlus1962]

Is the water clean if it's ass water?

[@cashtopia6802]

Apose matik Alright mate

[@katea1104]

where’s the lil wheel sound

[@rvtar34]

Kate Atkins yeah

[@alexismurphy8258]

i was confusion

[@ChaoticJune]

thought my sound was broken, am very frustrate

[@Silverwind87]

Is that the newest rapper?

[@Rdfx-jk5ev]

17? You’re a youngling

[@cimlyanimations6828]

Lol

[@GrimFelArt]

I'm older than him what even haha

[@breezybailey767]

I'm almost as old as him

[@lisacz9627]

I'm 19 and feel like an older sister or something

[@alyssafoster4765]

CimlyAnimations I️ didn’t know he was my age

[@bigdaddysalvia4944]

Sladdy

[@imtired8004]

Daddo

[@emperoremesis9494]

HxC kid the hot dad song??

[@KerpooHater]

dendrophile

[@claudiasoler7328]

Wait. You are 17?! Well fuck. I feel like a cradle robber now...

[@riannaanoff]

Lol same

[@ShawnieEllis]

Hahaha, he *was* cute, but no jail time. Lol.😂

[@CarruthersTV]

Same🤦🏽‍♀️

[@williamtabor1817]

Im calling the thot police.

[@thevoid3976]

William Tabor Good idea!

[@apacheisdead6346]

Is your water still *clean* ?

[@judegilbertson4868]

The *c l e a n l i n e s s*

[@annafelizatto]

I just got my wisdom teeth pulled, i laughed so hard at this that one of my stitches came off and tomorrow i'm going to have to go to the dentist to sew me back up, great video

[@bread_girl_jane]

*hundreds die in a sandwich press*

[@fishyc43sar]

Lmao

[@blackblackstatic]

Slazo is 17? Defuq

[@cimlyanimations6828]

53 20 55 20 43 20 43 huh

[@zeeotter100]

Grimalkin Felidae u ok?

[@vfurious5173]

Grimalkin Felidae well ok

[@GrimFelArt]

zeeotter100 I'm fine thanks bb

[@arrowwood]

Grimalkin Felidae, srzly dude. R. U. O. K.

[@linneaborgenstal2041]

17?! I feel like a creepy old lady now

[@lm9522]

Linnea Borgenstål haha I feel the same! I’m 26. He’s 9 years younger than me. We are cradle robbers 🙈😂

[@ShawnieEllis]

Linnea Borgenstål truth, hes a young fellow. Let it go, let it go, no jail time.

[@linneaborgenstal2041]

LAURA M I'm 26 too 🙈

[@sinandcyanide7505]

Linnea Borgenstål I'm 34. I could be his mother. I feel fucking filthy.

[@xy1374]

Linnea Borgenstål He's 18 now (I'm 20, so it's not that weird )

[@captainclipy6236]

You're one of the only youtubers I watch when not pooping

[@coltonwilson]

I'm taking a shit right now lol

[@aszhara2900]

This is the highest honor you can give a KZbinr. Watching them when not on the toilet

[@dylanwillyams]

Sorrow now Slazo, soot house upload in the next 5 min?

[@cimlyanimations6828]

dylan willyams no nate tv upload in de next 5 min

[@alanfournumbers]

Chris Cross later

[@alanfournumbers]

Fuck even Houmor Vault will make one

[@jorrdanpodbilski1210]

Then general sam

[@DecoOnYT]

Reviewbrah's other bodyguard He has no connection to these people but I swear to god I hope so

[@CarbonatedBorger]

My mom told me Santa had a magic key ring that let himself into the houses without chimneys.

[@barapanda2027]

All9LivesLived my mom told me he comes through the window

[@smittythetaxcollector2239]

My mom told me that Santa can't come back after last time. But... It was so fun! I never knew a reindeer could do that! But the restraining order says no.

[@Eli-vx6xv]

All9LivesLived my mum told me he isnt real

[@Falaxuper]

H E C C fuk u

[@Anthonybrother]

*Planet of Bloodthirsty Santa*

[@ItsY2Kitty]

The one thing more important than the video is the fact he is 17 omggggggg trust issues

[@MKULTRA_Victim_]

Summer Bradford ur gay

[@neonwaffle3327]

Secret no u

[@rattattack7435]

Ur 17??? Boi I thought u were at least 19. Damn.

[@cherrymxlk_5526]

Today I slept 8 hours, woke up with clear skin , ate a good breakfast, got a 100% on an exam, came home to good leftovers to snack on, and both slazo and sorrow uploaded at almost the same time. Today is a good day.

[@FroggyBB]

_Chicken_ Permission_ good on you! When is it my turn?

[@commondirtbagz7130]

_Chicken_ Permission_ dude your ass snapped on today.

[@thevoid3976]

And here I am preparing for a life in the alleyways...

[@Oudri125]

_Chicken_ Permission_ nobody asked

[@gumballgamer7598]

Lucky i havent slept for a week due to a migraine

[@heidi5876]

your intro sound isn’t there man

[@lexderp2766]

The water was so clean, it washed the sound away

[@RoscoeBleach]

It didn't make the spinning sound at the start so I thought my headphones were broken lmao

[@mel_thing4763]

Dimebag Darrel honestly same. I kinda freaked out...

[@saltyluigi4011]

"Daddy Slazo" Disgusting.

[@spicymilkshake6600]

SaltyLuigi yeah they should call him "slazosenpai"

[@GrimFelArt]

He is dad af

[@Glassee]

He's my dad

[@Huimangi]

Underage dad 🙃

[@rylee5106]

daddy saltyluigi?

[@lamuertajoven6869]

17 FETUS

[@esterelmgart8696]

how fucking clean is this water

[@weirdlittlecritter]

Ester i very clean

[@renamurray9957]

I’ll send you my fresh pictures slazo daddy

[@spookyplaguedoctor5714]

this is why I want to die

[@certifiedtacos98]

lol

[@madjimmy8517]

I’ll send a photo of *CLEAN WATER*

[@exiani]

alcohol free?

[@neonwaffle3327]

F R E S H

[@iheartkiecats]

Aww heeeeell naaaww! This dude did NOT just say he’s 17! Bruh your two years younger than me but look two years older than me

[@MilkPlus1962]

iheartkiecats Must be the depression.

[@sethmcalrath8027]

Are you aware that a whole lot of us (at least I do) watch your videos til the very end just because of that kick ass outro song? I mean hell, I don't know what those guys from Lemaitre did, I listened to some of their other stuff, still okay, but that song just hit ALL THE RIGHT NOTES, and I can't emphasize that enough. Ah awesome content btw, keep it up ^^

[@willlangdale2858]

salzo is 17? wtf

[@jeankirstein1589]

will langdale salzo salzo

[@willlangdale2858]

Jean Kirstein dude chill it was just a typo

[@F0XHunter]

"salzo" lol

[@farting358]

salzo > slazo

[@dedproxy8529]

slazo got the most well conditioned hair in the game

[@pastelpepe]

I just watching Sorrow TV before Slazo.

[@weirdlittlecritter]

Pastel Pepe same

[@ender_scythe2879]

nice engosh mankind

[@TA1102AN]

#IgnorauceIsDongnousButKnowledyWithoutUsponsibilityIsMoreDangenous #AnythingIsPossible?

[@itsskyler98]

Here I was thinking he was older than me... He's only two years younger than me... 😂😅

[@nothingworse210]

17? thought you were older. at least older than me, but not the case. strange

[@tad9258]

Man, that English looks *clean*

[@gianniskampilis4545]

2:03 ahh yes, Tommy Weesayo, my favorite actor

[@79obrien]

Damn broski I didn't think you were only 17. Good head on your shoulders if true.

[@jcherry875]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART SLAZO

[@neonwaffle3327]

cherry875 I DID NAWT HIT HER!!!!!

[@cimlyanimations6828]

Tiny grass is dreaming

[@alyssafoster4765]

Dang he’s 17?

[@ilexdiapason]

17?????? I thought you were like 20... it suddenly feels much more fine for me to be attracted to you

[@ilexdiapason]

I'm sorry that the whole comment section is about you being 17 but seriously I think we all had no idea

[@EvilSnips]

the tiny grass is adorable :3

[@evelyntheidiot6]

are you actually 17 wtf man that water looks clean (i think im officially hated now)

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

Evelyn Astrim You are not hated

[@evelyntheidiot6]

dylanistrash merci

[@commondirtbagz7130]

Evelyn Astrim dylanistrash is lying, you are hated.

[@evelyntheidiot6]

oh good lord

[@commondirtbagz7130]

Evelyn Astrim sorry

[@Fizzyroy]

When it hits you that Slazo is younger than you

[@percydoesthings]

Okay but the way you said the letter H.

[@anafurtado9836]

okay the fact that i just found out you were 17 makes it less creepy that i think you’re attractive

[@eduarda1422]

Ana Furtado are you brazilian?

[@beanturner1871]

Yeah same here, he’s really close to my age so I don’t feel weird anymore

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

Ikr I'm kinda happy about it

[@Charsy8]

How was it creepy before? How old are you? XD

[@Wildswampcrab]

Ana Furtado Im 22...how do you fuckers think I feel lmao

[@HarveyLenn]

Okay damn, I thought you were at least 20. I mean yeah, as some people have already mentioned, you do look older than you are but your personality and sense of humour also make you seem more mature. Well either way, keep up the great work! I really enjoy watching your videos and seeing someone at my age make good videos and be a decent human being really is somewhat calming due to the fact that most people at my school who own a KZbin channel mostly make the "HILARIOUS QUIZ GAME CHALLENGE (GONE WRONG) +PUNISHMENT (GONE SCARY) FUNNY PRANK!!" type of videos lmao

[@austejamalinauskaite8691]

Ahh SorrowTV and dad on same day I am blessed

[@OhTaKuSo]

@ 6:15 2000 Baht is $63.58 USD

[@danielamerino2470]

****patiently waiting for sladdy to turn 18****

[@woah7167]

oof

[@tl1692]

ok i needed to find this comment again to tell you that a year has past you can do very good stuff with him

[@ebtrax4081]

Over here In England the legal age is 16 ;)

[@Dad-fp4tj]

#SlazorrowTv

[@reginaquetzalli6123]

Dad?

[@sonoda944]

Mom?

[@peterdykes]

Slazhoes for life

[@tristanoliver8295]

Honestly one of the funniest videos! Keep up the good work, mate!

[@Tinydolltasia]

You’re 17?!!! Why do you look older 😂😂 I’m 18 and I look 12 😂😂

[@thevoid3976]

Tasia 박 I'm 13 but I look and act like I'm 5.

[@glandhound]

I'M 38 AND LOOK 26!

[@demivideos8887]

im 13 but i look like a fucking fetus bc i was a miscarriage.

[@thevoid3976]

Demi Videos I was a mistake, chances are I'm adopted...

[@demivideos8887]

+Aquatic Doodles feelsbadman.jpeg

[@MarxMan0o]

Slazo's channel is far from being my favourite on KZbin, but he still is always there for me.

[@leonardb.1140]

Damn that water looks CLEAN!

[@despierre1]

Love it, I spend so much time in China. I see these signs STILL even though President XI ordained that public signage needs to be in correct english! BTW loved having you down here! Hope you enjoyed my peace of PEACE!

[@comellosean5634]

I S T H E W A T E R C L E A N!!!

[@SadKoiz]

You’re 17? Woah. Well. Keep up the good work dude, it’s impressive!

[@erichlewis960]

I was on sorrow tv but daddy slazo is more important pin me daddy

[@Julian-up4sr]

Erich Lewis same

[@spicymilkshake6600]

Erich Lewis i chose this because i'm tired of r/niceguys

[@Julian-up4sr]

Spicy Milkshake 9000 same

[@HollowDesert]

Spicy Milkshake 9000 I think those are so dumb. It's not even entertaining just sad. There is very little variation between each post.

[@FroggyBB]

Welp

[@browneyesblackdragon7999]

So happy this channel updates when I'm on my short ass lunch break

[@user-mk5vj5bf3j]

Slazo is 17? Lol

[@smalltowncryptids7121]

i think “hundreds die in a sandwich press”is the funniest thing ever and i don’t know why

[@talii3110]

I'm shook he's 17 😂 I was sure he was like 20.

[@MundMoriginal]

"Beware of safety" and "Delayed for some reason" got me spilling coffee!

[@xfsoz2011]

Demonetised already? Damn that sucks.

[@cimlyanimations6828]

Rip

[@fntsm001]

This hands down made me cry of laughter, thank you Slazo

[@fionayaas9113]

I can’t help but imagine some dude peeing precisely while standing very elegantly

[@tristanc6967]

This almost had me in tears, please revisit this subreddit!

[@skullfuckme9362]

Your funniest video ever😂 keep it up mate love u

[@michaelkovalik8438]

Half way through and I just realized I watched this video while half asleep a week ago. You are giving us all dementia.

[@reginaquetzalli6123]

Daddy Slazo, why you underage

[@alienlee7793]

Regina Quetzalli Not for long (he's 17 cough cough)

[@ensommeille5315]

Regina Quetzalli Over here he's totally legal 😅

[@asdfghjk749]

This is silly !!

[@MilkPlus1962]

He's 17? He looks 20. Is it a white person thing to look older, or do we Asians just look like a bunch of kids?

[@mousebutcool]

Apose matik k think it’s an Asian thing.. I’ve got such a round face and clear skin, I’m practically a fetus.

[@faithgaudi6191]

Probably the first KZbinr I’ve ever watched that’s the same age as me. I can’t believe you’re 17! That’s awesome! :D

[@snipsnip9442]

17? You're joking right? I thought you were in your early 20's

[@VenusianLissette]

Good video. Your eyebrows look great dude, keep that eyebrow hustle going.

[@apacheisdead6346]

*original comment*

[@riotbreaker3506]

*unoriginal reply*

[@criesincowboy9629]

The "Tiny grass is dreaming" one is definitely adorable

[@katrinahopner7808]

A hello from France! Nice video like always

[@jayson6222]

the way australian people say h is so weird it's like hey-ch.

[@corentinmaaref1146]

2:05 tommy what?? Lmao 😂

[@theboogeyman5753]

Ya know, Slazo, this is a great video and all, but I just wanted to say that MAN, that water is CLEAN!

[@GrimFelArt]

Hello daddy Slazo you are awake early this Aussie morning

[@hurbig]

Wow, you’re 17?! You are the first KZbinr I like to watch who’s younger than me. Now to the many more to come...

[@gabriel77196]

I speak 5 languages United States Canadian English Australian New Zealand

[@feefs4763]

PFFFFFFFFFT i speak 20+ languages then

[@alisa9040]

Dang it. I just speak United States, Taiwan, and China. (But only part of China.)

[@PixelZingProductions]

So this is before Slazo started censoring himself. Gotta say, I love this version of Slazo even more!

[@dragonetafireball]

If you’re 17 then we’re the same age

[@pinkspirit6986]

Dragoneta Slayer same and I thought he was 23

[@dragonetafireball]

Pink Spirit yea I mean it might have been part of the joke but it didn’t seem like it

[@DieSheepDie]

It's been a really long time since I've laughed like this! 😂 Thanks man!

[@cimlyanimations6828]

When the translator is dyslexic

[@catscrossing825]

Gah I laughed way too hard at this. You reading it out somehow makes it more hilarious.

[@katrinahopner7808]

Is there any fans from France?

[@tribeofephraim5801]

just one

[@thevoid3976]

Well shit, I feek like a fetus now. Everyone else on this channel's like 20- something! Then there's me, 13 with the mentality of a 5 year old.

[@feefs4763]

im almost 15 and i cant get my shit together

[@bentenwas]

You should do one on best of r/nsfw

[@thomaslennex8969]

CS erb he can’t because he’s only 17. He’s still a fetus

[@userequaltoNull]

*'yellow $'* appears.

[@phrikaphrak40k]

Slazo, how does it feel to know you help another man fall asleep every night just with your voice. Good night and good memes sweet prince.

[@butternutscotch]

17... I'm goin' to jail!

[@cooki3monsta548]

This made me laugh way harder than it should’ve