r/tinder Top Posts | Reddit's Best/Worst Pickups

I look at top posts from r/tinder, featuring some of the best and worst pickups on Reddit.
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Background Music:
Cuphead - Floral Fury - Music
Cuphead - Hilda Berg
Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late

[@Infernape7890]

"I'm tall, have black hair, and very pale skin." Are they pretending to be a really edgy anime character?

[@rxincandy_V]

They're pretending to be a wild west emo

[@woohthatsrightkid7152]

Gargoyle Named Lexington They tryna sound like L from Death Note lmfao

[@Infernape7890]

I like Persona 5 So they're Vincent Valentine without all the cool powers?

[@rxincandy_V]

Gargoyle Named Lexington Not JUST without the cool powers, remove cool overall and you have that guy

[@rxincandy_V]

Bret Ginn Too late

[@rachelellen7808]

the salamander is a lady killer

[@rachelellen7808]

Lia Garvey honestly same

[@oslodapig5239]

He truely is, after salamander couldn’t get Brookefield to help with the job he had to flee town, Old man Wilson was hot on his tail. He had one thing in mind being the sheriff of Buckskin county and that was to capture the Salamander bandit. With not much help besides the canteen on his side and he horse he road salamander knew he would be a deadman soon, he chose to hunker down in the hills due 20 miles east of town. There he would make his stand for better, or for worse. Along the way he met a woman real charmer with a look in her eye, he saw everything he didn’t see in Brookefield. Unlike her she had a fighting spirit in her eyes and a bottle of whisky in hand. Going to meet the young lady was a mistake he would never forget, as soon as he stopped the lady pulled out her nine iron going for a killing blow. But salamander was the fastest gun this side of the Mississippi, and within less then a second she fell harder then a sack of flour. This only confirmed salamander’s suspicion, he had a bounty on his head.

[@edgarluna7300]

Oslo Da Pig Write a book lol

[@oslodapig5239]

Sari Thank you thank you I’ll be here all week

[@siamsimte168]

Oslo Da Pig darn old man wilson chewing his god dame tobaico all day.

[@saraemily326]

That whole Brookfield Salamander situation is the best thing ever.

[@bluepushyhawk8]

I kinda want to do that to my boyfriend... He would play along and it would be so funny to see

[@Shadow-xz4ir]

Ik this is all very old stuff, but dude... if I got this on tinder I would so go with it and I would 100% accept being with them, especially since imagine telling your kids how you’s met😂😂😂

[@betaregigigas4248]

I go by *The S A L A M A N D E R*

[@aldobernaltvbernal8745]

37 likes, no replied

[@riskydingo7070]

Ha!

[@bdjdjdkdiwjwndndnc8397]

AldobernalTV Bernal r/sadcringe

[@overtlyblonde9848]

Oof

[@val-ou7eq]

I go by the *The S L A Z O M A N D E R* #CringyMe

[@lodsofemone5014]

God dammit Brookfield you faild the mission they captuerd salammander....

[@FatherMillerr]

Brookfield failed us We lost a good man this day , he will be missed dearly We take our hair hiders off in his memory

[@janbruggemann5636]

We need to revenge him. Kansas and Johnson, it's your mission now. Do not fail us like Brookfield did

[@silviogrijalva8801]

Mission failed, we'll get em next time

[@riskydingo7070]

*RING!! *RING!! XSalamander? SALAMANDER!!!!!"

[@jackross5893]

Jan Brüggemann one year later, Kansas and Johnson have been captured or killed we don’t know. Brookfield broke off all contact to the gang. Alpha and Red still try to find the Salamander. Cobra claims they hold him on the Island.

[@WildAutonomy]

''black hair, tall, pale skin'' I now believe that Michael Jackson is still alive

[@wosh2nd68]

So that's why we never found him, he's wearing a disguise

[@drifter4534]

So you've moved from nfkrz and started leeching off of slazo eh

[@coolguy2051]

SmashMan Six Nah, they are always in every edgy youtubers comments.

[@drifter4534]

Løser /Løver true that my friend

[@unpopularopinionguy8480]

"Black hair, Tall, pale skin" defines roughly half of Europe's male population.

[@briankaslewicz6130]

That bitcoin pickup wouldve worked if he said "I can see you going down on me soon"

[@sirweebs2914]

That wouldve been too legendary.

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

"BROOKFIELD, Brookfield. Are you in or are you out? Answer the question, Brookfield" That was so hilariously serious looking omg lmao See, Brookfield? That's how we play along. Let me remind you, I am lactose intolerant.

[@Shazoneable]

5:25 how impressive would it be if someone actually sneezed 3 times in a row on command

[@germanguy4476]

kristine sun sneezers could actually do that

[@PixelOverload]

Snort sneezing powder, easy.

[@MossTunic]

I had a friend who sneezed when I said the word pants while talking to another friend. I stopped and just repetitively said pants really fast until she sneezed again. After that point, if you said pants repeatedly really fast she would have the most unsatisfying sneeze. It was hilarious but also terrifying lmao

[@The4354]

ITS HIGH NOON BROOKFIELD

[@abarbienamedken3334]

J. Mir I literally was only imagining McCree during that whole bit XD

[@murraystenhouse2811]

Big Ben should be renamed to Tall Tyrone though

[@kitparsons6680]

Murray Stenhouse HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

[@harrythebatt22]

Why not Large Lester or Huge Hefner?

[@meraki3898]

what about Jumbo Julius?

[@wolverineminer]

Gargantuan Gary.

[@djinnhoopa7599]

Massive Matthew

[@socialus5689]

Roses are red. Slazo is cute. He'll marry Pyrocynical. So get him a suit.

[@FuzBrain]

Socialus What kind of child would they raise?

[@UhhhhHi2]

Fuzbrain a baby Ugandan knuckles with ebola and stage 4 prostate cancer

[@TeufortCTF]

*TWO TIGHT LESBIANS*

[@utashirumo907]

It would be named Pyrislazo because that's how naming children work, right?

[@jonathansticka4353]

They'd probably fucking name it Jeff.

[@ThePocket4572]

“Don’t get all philosophical on me Brookfield” 😂😂😂

[@LL-dx2xj]

The Jeanette line is actually pretty hilarious 😂

[@MademoiselleMiranda]

I'm pretty sure 'Jeanette' is a French name that's pronounced like (soft J) Jah-NET, not GEE-net lol oh, Slazo I still love you anyway

[@GravityFallsUp]

On that AteTheOnion subreddit, my AP Language teacher gave us an Onion article to write a paper about and over half of my class thought it was real.

[@justinclout]

the thumbnails are improving

[@UltraJordanGaming]

*getting worse

[@shaniarayne7488]

not w/ that prepubescent stash.

[@WulfricFenrir]

How much is 10 australian cent in real money?

[@dorpachter8577]

What is thumbnail? Is it a name for the terrifying diseee that puts a nail in your thumb?

[@hannahbibby4]

“don’t get into relationships and you won’t have to deal with this.” *_M O O D_*

[@jarad1385]

Salamander rocked Brookfields world

[@FluoGray]

I'll start a conspiracy theory: 8 hours ago, I, with my 50 subs, uploaded a video about Tinder. Slazo also comes up with a video about Tinder. I just _know_ he copied me because he's afraid of the success and the fans I'm going to brutally steal from him.

[@LonelyCheeto4]

TheRatTV i hope you’re joking lmao

[@FluoGray]

Lonely Cheeto I thought it was obvious :(

[@LonelyCheeto4]

TheRatTV sorry it’s hard to tell when people are joking 😂

[@EddieBoy_Leigh]

Lonely Cheeto it’s hard to tell when you’re not face to face 😂

[@akisadiamond]

The 'Salamander' actually reminds me of James Veitch. A conversation like this is exactly like something he would do...

[@ΙωάνναΛάσκαρη]

*video is 11 minutes long* *uploaded 6 minutes ago* Me: BEST THING I'VE SEEN AMAZING SPECTACULAR

[@quiet2697]

... CASTIAL.

[@gillybug1413]

CASTIEL

[@matthewchalfont559]

Hey slazo just wanted to say your channel is awesome keep up the good work!

[@DankBoyy00]

Tbh, I feel like you could have gotten away with the spreadsheet video Most of us are here for you and the Content is secondary... Well, not quite like that but you get me... we're here for you mostly

[@MissKanalrohr]

+1

[@undinemonty8785]

Salamander is so funny. I would love it if a guy had an intro like that for me 😂

[@romantic_hippie]

"I dont date um.......yea....and I do have herpes!" Lol 😂

[@midnlghtmoon]

one time I almost used a The Onion article in a part of my essay. then I realized.....

[@cvetomirgeorgiev9106]

Nice cuphead music

[@cvetomirgeorgiev9106]

Ruzzy-z ?

[@WulfricFenrir]

How much is 10 australian cent in real money?

[@realperson9951]

aren't they the same?

[@fluffyphoenix8082]

Slazo come to church with me at 10:30

[@rachelellen7808]

anyone else in love w him??

[@JuliaFerSaez]

Fuck yea

[@sanriogirl6432]

Low key gay for him my dudes 👀👀

[@RardTangler]

He's a pretty cute kid, but he seems young.

[@ellalexae]

rachel ellen 3:01

[@StarbitO]

He's pretty cute tbh

[@personal2123]

smooth... like your voce,,,,

[@DubstepRulah]

I admire that you're so human to your viewers, admitting that you scrapped your plans and telling us that you put a lot of hours into it. Anyway keep improving your videos! And no need to be self conscious if its not the best video youve made or you dont feel that way, not all will be the best. I'd say that for your videos to be more immersive you need to cut the dialogue thread with some direct implication, filthyfrank did pranks, Erik from comment etiquette makes real posted comments, even Ethan from H3H3 does some dumb stuff to make himself a present person and not just a narrator. Well maybe its just my opinion, dropping the australian money was an example of connection with the viewer. Good night from spain

[@frann8552]

V-heich-S

[@kaylaharper7399]

*Straya*

[@gonkdroid8391]

H a i c h

[@hetaliaxnarutofan101]

Well hopefully the salamander is a coin collector as well and can make some use out of that coin

[@devyns.2792]

How do you read all this shit without laughing?? Lol this shit is too funny

[@devyns.2792]

Also pls get some sleep my friend you deserve it

[@dangeroussnake108]

Do you still laugh after hearing same joke 10 times ? Exactly...

[@Not_The_FBI_1992]

Before I quit doing online dating, my pick up line was, "I can fold fitted sheets."..... Yes, I can really fold fitted sheets.

[@void7805]

Everytime I get a notification from slazo, I put the knife down and know that life is truly worth living

[@shadowthedragon7151]

That conversation with "the Salamander" was like trying to turn down a required quest in a videogame lol

[@acerockman3520]

9:12 Actually it's called the queens tower, Big Ben is just the name of the bell

[@GwynethEmily]

we want the table video

[@Teirusu155]

Tables! Tables! Tables! Tables! Tables! Tables!

[@guywithhair212]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND BROOKFIELD

[@sthlng2180]

Slazo, please come home, we miss you... You don't need to post these videos, we love you no matter what. We miss you, your family and friends are waiting

[@Zerinity42]

I wanna be The Salamander’s Brookfield! Let’s get outta here man! They are on the way!!!! Sun set is Nigh!! Lmao too awesome!

[@sebostar123]

man i sure do love Sorrow TV's evil twin

[@bandmadd]

That 24 hours ago Slazo bit was hilarious

[@seratope]

The Salamander X Brookfield needs to happen.

[@Mortal2064]

Ever heard of /r/whoosh, 24 hours in the past Slazo?

[@Bespeon]

Why don't I get these people on tinder. Gosh

[@br5909]

3:00 chill my guy you're turning a bro into a bromo

[@supercool1312]

i want it to be renamed to massive mohammed, please make it happen

[@why8476]

*Massive Legend*

[@supercool1312]

or large lucy

[@janwb2141]

Dude start a petition, we only need 100k signatures

[@lukechallies7148]

I love it when I get a notification saying slazo uploaded

[@no455]

The last thing already exists, r/woooosh

[@gone2742]

No thanks atetheonion is specific to satire whereas woosh is more for jokes

[@vilte1008]

10:02 there's a subreddit called ''woosh'' for that purpose

[@baunc]

woooooosh........

[@vilte1008]

no tho

[@hookerlegs106]

Imagine swiping right on Slazo and it being a match. That'd be nice.

[@RB-ej8wk]

Slazo makes a perfect McCree voice. 4:52

[@amyisaway7800]

mum, mum, quick, take a picture, i'm early!

[@kevinsundelin8639]

That sounds disgusting out of context

[@rango477]

Morgana Sundelin lol ur right😂

[@kevinsundelin8639]

Daniel Kulik 😂😂

[@drifter4534]

Sounds like a personal problem

[@whosgonnaputonthebell6352]

ProdZ ref?

[@BrowYouDoing]

can we talk about how good that thumbnail is OKAY SWEETIE

[@matthewanderson1916]

The tower isn’t even called Big Ben it’s the... Elizabeth Tower I believe it might be Victoria Tower though... anyway those Londoners don’t even know their own culture

[@brimac8237]

Holy whiskers you go sister

[@eminempreg]

Your American cowboy accent scares me cuz it's sounds very good

[@jimmyjams00]

This fucking outro song is so fucking great. This could be the best video ever and the fucking outro would still be my favourite part. It's a fucking BOP dude.

[@joshuazane3210]

I'd swipe right on Slazo.

[@kirakishou1057]

My new favourite youtuber~

[@StarbitO]

Yea same

[@TheICEgirl6100]

2:40 a guy asked me out and we literally went to church, i had to hand out flyers

[@celea7785]

i would actually meet up with the dude who was all “sneeze three times” just to see what would happen.

[@Aiden-MGR]

The brookfield story is the best I've ever heard

[@Jason-um5nz]

Ahaha only weirdos use tinder ... *swipes right*

[@Baelor-Breakspear]

The one with Brookfield made my day. That guy was amazing

[@Panic_Pickle]

I swear on my leftermost nostril I would listen to you talk about anything. You could read coronary reports and I’d line up for a hypothetical hour just to hear. Your voice is at least a 8/10. And that’s putting it with a 20% decrease to avoid looking exceedingly obsessed.

[@sarahlinna505]

I actually love watching space jam on VHS (I collect VHS tapes)

[@neikoo7785]

Watching SorrowTV..... Oh yeah Slazo uploads about the same time

[@drewkavi6327]

The tinder ones are always so good

[@midnightmushrooms1141]

It's good to see you trying to get a bit more variety into your videos and that you wanted to improve it, even if that meant starting all over again ^^

[@honeybear2703]

Without a doubt, Slazo is my favorite KZbinr

[@Mysterikat1]

My father has posted

[@nathan4202]

my father left me

[@adamtarek1943]

R/whooosh is people who miss the joke

[@Victoriafaes]

Adam Tarek I don't get it?

[@adamtarek1943]

jonathanhm lol

[@ddenisehhoy8369]

It's a great thing to realize that you're in the same age group as someone like slazo and it is therefore appropriate to crush on him

[@rubaiyan9034]

The Salamander has now become richer than that bitcoin millionaire

[@karlaflow]

Sometimes I get this weird urge to make a tinder account and create this totally different person in it and talk to people trough it but then I remember that's illegal and suddenly it's not cool anymore

[@celestiawinters667]

The Onion is stationed in the state I live in. I’m so happy to be from Wisconsin.

[@sheikahchu939]

Shiloh Ludenberg Go Sconie!

[@joshkaid]

That cowboy guy was AMAZING!

[@tristanneal9552]

When he started explaining what lactose intolerant meant, that’s when I broke 🤣

[@thesaltycinnamonroll]

I feel like many years in the future the phrase "ate the onion" Is going to be a common saying for people who don't get a joke like it's just one of those things people say and don't know the origin to

[@timmy4144]

Brookfield do you copy? Brookfield? BROOKFIELD!?! -CONTINUE(RESET AT CHECKPOINT) -RESTART LEVEL -QUIT MISSION(RETURN TO ACC)

[@user-rt8si7ns9c]

You're becoming my favorite youtuber lol keep up the great content 👌

[@jcherry875]

Deciding between a sorrowTV video and you. You've won

[@yuki97kira]

cherry875 sorrow won for me... But that's because I saw it first

[@melnary]

You mean r/nicegirls [4]?

[@fletch6720]

I'm pretty sure the salamander has played one too many hours of red Dead redemption

[@gabapentagram4923]

YES I have been waiting for this forever

[@goldencobra9781]

why your profile pic so hot?

[@yasenpetkov8291]

"Don't go philosophical on me Brookfield"

[@nopnoownopenope8708]

Slazo looking like a snacc in the thumbnail 👌

[@BlueBD]

Damn it Brookfield! That man was feeding you gold but you just wooshed everything

[@CreeketsCreek]

Yes, Brookfield, the bird is out of the nest. I repeat, the bird is out of the nest.

[@CobsonN]

I bet that bitcoin joke came back to bite him back

[@thespector8587]

Space Jam on VHS....that took me back to the golden days of primary school...

[@Lady_Crispr]

I super hope someday that people understand the difference between going on the lam, and going on the lamb, which I believe is animal cruelty.

[@spacecowboy2711]

That's a good Bruce impression, slaz

[@sillygrl23]

Seriously, I want to go on Tinder just so I can have this exact conversation because A)My name is also Chrissy and B) It sounds like a character from a Western Movie about a Bank Robber who is on the run from the Sheriff and he is taken in by a beautiful woman who falls in love with him, which leads to C) My stepdad would get a kick out of it because it sounds like a Clint Eastwood and/or John Wayne inspired person with lactose Intolerance, we would be having such a huge laugh over it.

[@missmermade9331]

The Salamander is actually hilarious! Would work 9/10 😂

[@filmandfirearms]

2:21 Something tells me this worked out between them, with their senses of humor

[@NimhShambler]

Know what, Slazo? As someone from a rural area in the South-eastern USA, I can say--that was a FANTASTIC fake accent. I know fuckers that sound like that. Slazo for the role of The Salamander in the movie.