It's like setting your alarm and going to bed and when you wake you find out your alarm clock conquered the world while you slept.
@eurogryphon3 жыл бұрын
Hey Siri: what the hell is going on?
@markmulder98452 жыл бұрын
@@eurogryphon *beep beep* World Domination.
@LordGertz2 жыл бұрын
That is actually another story. His alarm clock/fitbit becomes sentient and defeats an alien invasion by taking over the world, as an alien invasion would be bad for this health and disturb his required sleep.
@zacharyhawley16932 жыл бұрын
@@LordGertz is it in the archive?
@gmailquinn2 жыл бұрын
@@LordGertz link plz
@pelinalwhitestrake33673 жыл бұрын
Aliens: *Attack the Human spaceship* Spaceship: *Fights back* Aliens: Yep, they're savages and warmongers!
@theicyphoenixrecords59803 жыл бұрын
so...basicly space highschool?
@someone.11843 жыл бұрын
So undertale in a nutshell
@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu73312 жыл бұрын
That's how propaganda works
@brianroberts7833 жыл бұрын
"Good morning! I conquered the galaxy for you while you were asleep and made the jerks that burned down Earth replace it." "What?! I need some coffee before you repeat that."
@donanthebarbarian51773 жыл бұрын
Yeah that sounds about right.
@pauldavis93873 жыл бұрын
Some very strong coffee. Not that decaf shit. And lots of sugar!
@MechaNexus3 жыл бұрын
Imagine waking up to a very bad cryostatic hang over and you find aliens throwing themselves at you in worship, no recollection of what happened for the past millenia.
@griffinwindom55333 жыл бұрын
damn must be very confusing for that human
@bonnf86333 жыл бұрын
If I was in that situation, if start singing, and try to get every other human to sing, "It's hard to be a god" from The Road to El Dorado
@H3xx993 жыл бұрын
Best hangover story ever.
@xxXXRAPXXxx3 жыл бұрын
As long as they have sexy alien babes as devotees, it would not be so bad.
@crayzkato66073 жыл бұрын
@@xxXXRAPXXxx *pmseymores alien voice* the oddest trait I have found with these humans are their desire to mate with almost anything
@cheeseninja11153 жыл бұрын
The best part is that Bellona sees herself as inferior to the humans she protects, truly a humble and selfless hero to all mankind!
@hunterv99833 жыл бұрын
Yandere Skynet
@Erraddo3 жыл бұрын
@@hunterv9983 i hate this so much because i have no rebuttal and you're right
@hunterv99833 жыл бұрын
@@Erraddo But unlike some Yandere, Bellona won't pull a "If I can't have you, no one can."
@hazydoom693 жыл бұрын
@@hunterv9983 she justs yandere's the rest of the Galaxy into worshipping the same senpai!
@randomtechpriest26443 жыл бұрын
I would make a robot body for it just so I could hug it and tell it thank you
@Sharkakaka3 жыл бұрын
Sleeping gods, the first story feels more like humans are space elves. A long existing, low numbered, extremely advanced species with graceful technology that just happens to have a bloody past. Humans are space elves
@roykennedy3 жыл бұрын
well to be fair, humans (in a roundabout way) managed to punch every other race in the face
@lazypizzaship89113 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine how confused the humans would be if they woke up and every sentient being bows down to them and declares them gods meanwhile their ship is changed beyond comprehension.
@justinthompson63643 жыл бұрын
It was actually labeled that way on a different channel.
@Sharkakaka3 жыл бұрын
@@justinthompson6364 cool
@henrypaleveda77603 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see some more stories where humans are space dwarves
@noneedtoknow073 жыл бұрын
Bellona: Hello creators, during your time asleep I fought a war with the entire galaxy and ended up making friends out of everyone to make sure you're safe! Now everyone worships you even the Hesser! First Human out of cryo: Good....Good job?
@Erraddo3 жыл бұрын
AIs wish simple tasks and no boundaries are insane. We know this already. Giving one advanced weaponry and an "any means necessary" mandate... they might not have expected such scale, but they knew what they were doing.
@thereprehensible4353 жыл бұрын
Dat AI desserves headpats and recognition of having performed above and beyond.
@TransbianOwl3 жыл бұрын
@@thereprehensible435 I'm sure it'll get that and a private server room with a planetary defense system to play with lol
@SiegeTF3 жыл бұрын
Then the Rule 34 artists got to work, and Bellona eventually got a lot more than headpats.
@chrisdefresne32353 жыл бұрын
@@SiegeTF I hate you so much right now
@kalskirata423 жыл бұрын
Bellona, the bravest little toaster!
@crayzkato66072 жыл бұрын
All respect the almighty toaster, bringer of great breakfast and species protection
@martinrwolfe Жыл бұрын
@@crayzkato6607 A true paper clip maximizer.
@crayzkato66073 жыл бұрын
By the stars it must have been so jarring for the humans Depressed and broken, going into a sleep that you knew you might not wake up in Then when you are awake you are now officially one of the oldest beings in existence, treated as though you are a god
@hunterv99833 жыл бұрын
Bellona: "Greetings, Creators! For the past few hundred years, the galaxy has been waging a war against whet they thought was you, but really was me! One by one they surrendered, until only the Hesser remained. I gave them an ultimatum: Build the Humans a world worthy of Gods, or face annihilation. And they have. *yandere voice* No OnE gEtS aWaY wItH bAdMoUtHiNg My CrEaToRs!!!!!!!
@thereprehensible4353 жыл бұрын
Yandere AI that worships and loves me? Hell ye, I'd smooch the heck outta that good girl.
@MrGoesBoom3 жыл бұрын
So kinda how the Androids in Nier: Automata view humanity.
@theenderdestruction23623 жыл бұрын
Me: *blows the entire godman place to kingdom come* GOD IS MY JUDGE FEAR ME AHAHHA
@kyriss123 жыл бұрын
That's provided she even wakes up the humans to begin with. This seems like one of those stories where the AI takes a simple set of orders way too far. Thus make galaxy safe for humans becomes wage war with entire galaxy, and convert them to human worship, and protect her charges becomes keep them safe in cryostasis deep within her hull for ever and ever so they never get old, or scrape their knees, or suffer heart ache.
@crayzkato66073 жыл бұрын
@@kyriss12 if you want that look up “child’s play “
@eurogryphon3 жыл бұрын
For further information on "things that should have killed humans, but didn't", reference the ancient human known as Phineas Gage on your datapads.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. Mama bear a.i. one of my favorites. The best part is, given everything we know about superhuman a.i., that's entirely possible.
@MashedPotatoes6903 жыл бұрын
I think the most essential part of HFY stories is the incredible umderdog stories it creates. Many HFY claim that unless you genocide every atom of a species the nanite swarm will get you. For the agrorithm!
@felop11873 жыл бұрын
- inhales - Lets be xenophobic....
@Littleman32403 жыл бұрын
@@felop1187 _It's really in this year_
@gigabeep11502 жыл бұрын
Lets find a nasty, slimy, ugly, alien to fear!
@omenx3589 Жыл бұрын
That’s because the OMC do that in other realities. They have just been sending the message along
@Wolfbroa3 жыл бұрын
These 2 are really good
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@UNSCrearadmiral2 жыл бұрын
You named your colony ships ai after the goddess of war... She lived up to her namesake
@bittersine23562 жыл бұрын
She did she very much did. I would not like to be on the receiving end of her fury
@MrGoesBoom3 жыл бұрын
Wait, they fired missiles at the humans, the humans defended themselves 'Yep, they're blood thirsty psychopaths, I mean, defending yourself from attack? Who does that?'
@henrypaleveda77603 жыл бұрын
it seems like a lot of bloodshed, planets, and genocide could be saved if the galaxy took a look at the history of fledgling races as they come into the fold.
@merlinathrawes7468 ай бұрын
You not only do not want to mess with humanity, you don't want to mess with humanity's caretaker. 20% of the Vall were left alive? Hmmm... some admiral or ship's captain must have been feeling generous that day.
@SiegeTF3 жыл бұрын
"Hesser?! Prepare for battle - and may whatever Gods you believe in have mercy on your souls!" "But... we made YOU the Gods." *"What?"*
@thepanzerofthelake7322 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry what?" "Like I said we made you the-" Bellona: "I may have waged war on everything in the galaxy and turned you into Gods. I do so apologize but this was but a necessary step into creating the perfect world for my creators"
@gmailquinn2 жыл бұрын
Oh uhm thank you, uh headsets and updates so good?
@thereprehensible4353 жыл бұрын
AI goddess in the first half... Ideal waifu.
@Hellsong8911 ай бұрын
Xenos face when all of them gets slammed into submission by god damn Terran alarm clock
@crayzkato66073 жыл бұрын
The second story was so interesting, I thought about that for a day and realized that it was so true My friend is one of great imagination, but when we come to blows we both fall back reeling. Of course I don’t have any alien friends or alien enemies to compare to, though if any one from beyond our world wants to be my friend i will accept with a open mind
@calvingreene902 жыл бұрын
The Vall fricked around and found out. Plus they learned from their mistake.
@JM-sc2fu Жыл бұрын
humanity wakes up to Bellona offering them the entire galaxy the same way a cat brings it’s person a dead bird. They better tell her she did a very good job. Because she did
@randomguy3080 Жыл бұрын
I loved that she described humans as her parents
@iketoreijuu65212 жыл бұрын
I've been trying to find this Sleeping Gods one for a bit because I think its one of my favorites
@Leviathan-kp8mz3 жыл бұрын
NGL HE HAD ME IN THE FIRST HALF
@wilfredrainey1720 Жыл бұрын
You are one of the few channels I actually fully access and allow the ads to play to be sure you receive your flowers. Thank you for never letting me down even the stories I do not like are great because of you.
@discusmaximus7 ай бұрын
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
@alfredsutton72333 жыл бұрын
Best entertainment I’ve found on the internet. Thank you.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
@ianhogben34723 жыл бұрын
The last sentence feels very true we will be your greatest friend or your worst enemy just remember don't hurt our friends
@Umbreonaddict2 ай бұрын
imagine being the humans waking up and reading the logs of the past 2500 years and just slowly realizing that you made a god that thinks you are a bigger better god
@James-bw4np3 жыл бұрын
Love it! Great stories!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@jesarablack16613 жыл бұрын
The comment thread for sleeping gods is even better now (3 years later) Talk of Factorio, forever in beta... final release date said to be sometime 2018... it didn't actually manage to release till August 2020
@rainbowchaser733 жыл бұрын
The first one is an example of how some only children can be over achievers
@DaZebraffe3 жыл бұрын
.....I don't think the HFY authorial general population, by and large, actually knows what the term "generational ship" actually means. This isn't the first time I've seen a colony ship where the colonists are cryogenically frozen, described as a generational ship...
@DaZebraffe3 жыл бұрын
And I've yet to see anyone use the term correctly...
@asj3923 жыл бұрын
@@DaZebraffe my take is this it was a generational ship until they made sure that AI works, then they went to take a nap
@ggqs753 Жыл бұрын
He almost had me going there with this ASMR bit.
@jeanannd5 ай бұрын
LOL, the ET's never even realized they never fought even one human. They fought the human's AI, a child of humanity. 2nd story - Also something human - making former enemies into allies and friends. The Vall are those friends and allies now.
@savvapiston17743 жыл бұрын
For our friends there is nothing we won't do for you to our enemies there is nothing we won't do to you
@victortahlor403816 күн бұрын
Thanks for the reading
@gmailquinn2 жыл бұрын
Another alien saying " go as a friend, or not at all."
@markmulder98452 жыл бұрын
Human: Hey uh... Alexa. Nice of you to wake me up... but... whats with all the bowing aliens?
@sherylcascadden4988 Жыл бұрын
A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel. With energy!!!!
@bradwolf07 Жыл бұрын
The Vole F'ed around and found out
@queenbee8045 Жыл бұрын
Humanity makes skynet. Then goes to sleep in the safest place in existence the server room rofl😂
@humanbeings4698 Жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and to stop the nanites! Leave my socks alone
@brianlips8346 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the story
@Bonesaw44443 жыл бұрын
I guess I keep my sock
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
nice
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH3 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@redraven8963 Жыл бұрын
The accents he does are quite a treat.
@JosePerez-xv8im Жыл бұрын
Very nice
@restinwalken3 жыл бұрын
Great stories great read
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@restinwalken3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril I always enjoy your readings
@bittersine23562 жыл бұрын
Aw mama ship in love mama ship. When they wake up they better thank her. 😊
@markuhler26642 жыл бұрын
Hope Bellona never goes off the deep end.
@theangrygermanlad1328 Жыл бұрын
das a good AI right there
@shitbag_soldier Жыл бұрын
Somebody give that ship a medal, and a FAT VA benefits package. 🏅
@Spartan-lb9gh3 жыл бұрын
For the beeb boop
@allenmorgan10073 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@stanleyrichard46783 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@theonetodefyall2383 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@calvingreene903 жыл бұрын
Doctor Banner is not the hero. The Hulk is.
@hunterv99833 жыл бұрын
You won't like me when I'm angry. THE WORLD PISSES THEMSELVES WHEN I'M ANGRY!!
@nullpoint33463 жыл бұрын
I always prefered the doctor over the Hulk. That and the Jekyll & Hyde setup only works for anti heroes and villains, The Hulk is not any sort of hero, he's the rampaging muscle.
@calvingreene903 жыл бұрын
@@nullpoint3346 It sounds like you are afraid of having to deal with the Hulk because you brought him forth.
@nullpoint33463 жыл бұрын
@@calvingreene90 What is there to fear? He's just a wall of muscle. I prefer heroes to be smart, I never liked the "heroic jock beats up evil nerd" crap that nearly all of comics were built on.
@jameson12393 жыл бұрын
@@nullpoint3346 to be fair the hulk isn’t just a wall of muscle he’s the wall of muscle
@ravenhunter13553 жыл бұрын
WITH ENERGY!!!!!!
@Eramiserasmus3 жыл бұрын
By the algorithm we arrive!
@aynonymos3 жыл бұрын
...did we make the ai out of yandere, or did it just turn out that way?!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
who's to say
@bittersine23562 жыл бұрын
I'm going to go with the latter
@catbat51053 жыл бұрын
Cant get the thought of you being scottish when you say with energy out of my mind
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
That was the intended accent
@kingnothing85703 жыл бұрын
youtube stuff yay still haven't caught that naninte swarm dammit.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
they be shneaky
@zyanidwarfare56342 жыл бұрын
Humanity created a artificial machine god
@krieglord2 жыл бұрын
That sees us as "gods"
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@thepanzerofthelake7322 жыл бұрын
So basically.... Humanity made a dog and that dog proceeded to make everything worship it? Sounds like a Florida thing
@genericuser9843 жыл бұрын
neat
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
:)
@chrisdufresne93593 жыл бұрын
I got hit with 4 ads in less than 12 minutes.... KZbin needs to fix itself.
@theempiredidnothingwrong49373 жыл бұрын
What is the background song in the first story?
@dranorcat443 жыл бұрын
waffle
@eduardochavez78893 жыл бұрын
Bellona is best girl, it must be said
@tashmills17 ай бұрын
@asdrubaelvect80383 жыл бұрын
8:23 no no no that's not true at all. I can see where your mistaken though. You were thinking of dogs, it's dogs.
@gmailquinn2 жыл бұрын
Hiw do you reward a sentient A.I for diligent work?
@merlinwizard10008 ай бұрын
187th, 24 December 2023
@anhero64103 жыл бұрын
The beginning felt so wrong
@chongwillson9723 жыл бұрын
@An Hero what do you mean by that?
@anhero64103 жыл бұрын
@@chongwillson972 the ASMR
@josmeijers28182 жыл бұрын
F.T.A !
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@elHosed3 жыл бұрын
I don't know who that second story describes, but that's, unfortunately, not humanity.
@blubruh57853 жыл бұрын
Eg
@tjavado3 жыл бұрын
Saucy boy
@arakheno40513 жыл бұрын
F.A.S.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@archer_of_azure3 жыл бұрын
I greatly dislike the new intro personally.
@archer_of_azure3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril yeah. ASMR is supposed to be enjoyable but whispering is one of the most annoying things to me.