SleepyCast Lost Episode - [The Marsquatch]

Zach, Chris, and Mick send Cory to Mars... but he's not alone.
What NASA won't tell you, what the world doesn't want you to know... is revealed to you in appetite-defying gory detail.
Also, sasquatch-Jesus. The 2nd coming. Honestly, I don't even know anymore.
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Your hosts for the evening:
Oney ( / oneyng )
Spazkid ( / spazkidin3d )
Zach ( / psychicpebbles )
Mick ( / ricepiratenewgrounds )
Podcast editing by:
Chris (Oney) - Main Edit
Mick (Ricepirate) - Final Pass
Music by : Kevin Macleod
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[@corncobjohnsonreal]

I like that Cory's job is to play Sonic but just one day he thinks his job is to shovel rocks for no reason, then he realizes that's wrong and goes back inside. I'm crying thinking about that

[@citrusblast4372]

Theres just a dust storm, and hes shoveling dirt unphased by little pebbles cracking his glasses. He realizes hes supposed to be playing sonic and walks back inside like a goose lol

[@gunterxvoices4101]

Well that was his job on Oneyolays for a bit. He played a LOT of Slonic lmao

[@shplorf1977]

He pulled a reverse Randy Marsh

[@andrewskey3379]

@@gunterxvoices4101 we would not be here today without his valiant efforts

[@unamusedrohan1666]

One of these days, a Lost Episode will be uploaded that consists of 25 minutes of Captain Dickhead describing his day and 5 minutes of Cory deepthroating the mic.

[@ToxMace]

+Unamused Rohan One can only hope.

[@imn0trelevant290]

+Unamused Rohan I'd like that, yes.

[@uknownada]

Well, you were kind of right.

[@imn0trelevant290]

***** Holy crap, i totally forgot about this comment

[@uknownada]

Imnotrelevant It was made 10 days ago. Why are you acting like you posted it 5 years ago?

[@supercammy98]

Some say that the Marsquach can be seen snowboarding around mars listening to city escape.

[@AjaxJP]

+cameron ellis He's got places to go, gotta follow his rainbow.

[@Abdega]

Rolling around at the speed of *squatch*

[@drunkmunki3196]

This has to be the greatest image/comment I've ever been graced with

[@jangofett550]

Sandboarding no less

[@areallycoolhat5427]

>firesquatch >snowboarding

[@ABonafideSkeleton]

This may or may not be the best lost episode yet.

[@SleepFan771]

+GranthTheGreen Mos def the best lost episode.

[@thegamecow]

i will always come back to it

[@felixgutierrez993]

@@thegamecow STILL DO 🤣

[@noregrets92]

Chris' crazy frog impression sounds like down syndrome Popeye.

[@flamewave9935]

noregrets92 yup and it's great it's so great u started to laugh

[@flamewave9935]

I died by the bing bing ding ding bee pity bop

[@greekfire995]

EEEEEBETEBEBEBEBEEEEEEEEE

[@luke-warmentertainment7781]

I always noticed that there was a difference between the sleepycast episodes here and the version I always download. However its taken me over a year to realise that my music player had a church remixer so ive been listening to sleepycast for ages as if they were giving a sermon....

[@PALACIO254]

The sleepycabin Bible quotith Cory

[@buttlord2223]

Cory derailing everyone into a 5 minute sperg out is a work of poetry.

[@PenguinAmbassador]

9:08 so much smiling friends content from sleepycabin “little gnomes are spearing him screaming”

[@heavyrain5237]

@@rr53213rr it was a reference to earlier in the argument about the Sasquatch looking like “the red monster from ‘The Labyrinth’”

[@ghost-mactavish4730]

​@@rr53213rr this podcast is from like 2014 or 2015, I doubt smiling friends was even an idea in Zach's head until maybe 2019

[@wryytard]

this is the sleepycabin episode ever

[@saturniidspectre]

​@@rr53213rrah yes, alan the red monster

[@nimbus503]

It’s a reference to the crucifixion of jesus. They stabbed him in the stomach with a spear

[@crudlucasconsigliere4084]

I love the orange monster from Billy Idols Pans Labyrinth.

[@Seantendo]

His name was Ludonarrative Dissonance.

[@Monsieurlemon2]

i love they just came up with a full length animation idea on the fly in real time, they're good at their job then lol

[@Jombo1]

6:54 7:41 20:07 Saving these parts to laugh at later

[@eighthpage]

r u laughing?

[@aarongarcia5037]

26:48

[@aarongarcia5037]

28:08

[@The-Rei-Plush]

19:53

[@ScootaNinja]

The firing squad

[@lostgirlcrafter1545]

i love the idea of Corey being shot into space and meeting a red sasquach like a Wallace and gromit episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FocksEngine]

I would commit homicide to watch the scene with the face coming out of the sand and the t-posing Marsquatch screaming at Cory in full speed animated by Ukinojoe. Actual homicide.

[@YourFatherVEVO]

I volunteer as a sacrifice

[@chococo3066]

cock

[@RSxMVxSN]

BECAUSE OF THE HORRIBLE GUILT I HAVE NOT SLEPT A NIGHT SINCE

[@s0ulsaturn]

I can't wait to see an animated of this episode holy shit

[@thebracc1835]

pulpin buddy I got some news for you :)

[@justjim8243]

2016: a Marsquatch Odyssey

[@amateurwave3593]

Just Jim im sorry cory but i cannot let you BARRUMM BEEM BEEM BAAA BAAA DING DING DING!

[@walrusArmageddon]

the beginning of the movie is Cory throwing a dunkan donut coffee cup in the air screaming

[@saturniidspectre]

Squatchworld: Cory's Oddysee

[@SabbyNeko]

The whole thing with the sand face marking someone for the Marsquatch to take next night could actually make a good horror movie.

[@DrPie0licious]

To think, Chris's computer would have ate this perfect Lost Episode if Nial hadn't ridden to the rescue

[@SleepFan771]

7:50 I'm actually crying tears. Zach's rage!

[@PuertoRicanRattlesnake]

Never have I both giggled and shit diarrhea at the same time. My mom thought I was laughing and rhythmically dump water in the toliet at the same time. 11/10 experience, would recommend to friends

[@IlSharmouta]

35:50 "of all the mistakes i have made, of all the lives i have taken..." little did we know what Captain Dickhead meant with these words until that one fateful April Fools night

[@excella1m490]

One of the most funniest episodes they ever made. I remember laughing my ass off, even when re-listening to it or recommending to random friends. Coincidence this that the gang came full circle and did a full Sonic heroes playthrough that annoyed Cory about the same amount in this hypothetical lmao

[@RickshawRaider]

This episode is so damn amazing, its like a self-contained hypothetical nightmare-psychedelic T-Posing Hallucination

[@TheDarkYoshi1000]

28:09 I'm fucking crying

[@Inkmonkeywoodis]

+Mahvel Baybee Same here... I don't know what it was about this one but I was trying to work and listen to this and I was just fucking dying

[@blakebramley9171]

I love how quickly it went from “Corey spit out-“ to fucking “Corey PUKED EVERYWHERE”

[@MauiWowieOwie]

This was always the funniest episode. RIP fellas.

[@TheInfestedPest]

I'll never take Captain Dickhead for granted again, after learning of his tragic past...

[@okibo1720]

Y'all. This is still the greatest episode of any podcast ever. Nothing is more timelessly entertaining.

[@Slappymcnasty3805]

Still listening in 2023. Timeless indeed

[@Busty2Dusty]

That episode was stuffed to the brim with energy and ingenuity.

[@chillerduu39]

That intro was an adventure to listen to...

[@BanilyaGorilya]

This and the Green M&M episode!

[@jordanw5390]

These adventure scenarios are getting better and better.

[@ShanePatSmith]

I've seriously missed the Captain Dickhead segments, I think of him as Sleepycabin's unofficial mascot

[@TEHINTERNETSPOST]

glad I'm not the only one

[@Nocturn4lAnim4L]

Shane Smith spaaazkiid

[@kojokiller998]

you mean official

[@johnnyfedpost1776]

this reminds me of that scene in Mission to Mars where that guy got sucked up and got spun to death. Cory would be that

[@hoesmadhoesmad6519]

this was the best story i've ever heard, this had me in tears

[@_GenericGamer]

I had porn playing in my background without knowing and i truly thought it was part of the podcast..

[@StephenMckeighen]

Jeff isn't in this episode though

[@johngolles342]

Funny enough, radio waves are apart of the electromagnetic spectrum, so it does travel at light speed, Zach WAS right

[@johngolles342]

Btw, this is like the thousandth time I’ve listened to this since the moment it was uploaded a couple years ago... still the funniest stuff out there in my opinion

[@PlasmaBoom]

I was laughing throughout this whole episode. 28:05 Killed me

[@yellowbearanimations]

Your Cory story on mars could literally be the plot to a movie. I’d definitely go see it just for shits and giggles.

[@gamebuster321]

Yay, another dose of Zach Delivered with a side of mash

[@jayfolk]

Took me till half the podcast to see the earth and the days tally scratched in the walls.

[@mip0]

speed of light is right radio waves are electro magnetic waves

[@emoloopy13]

this entire episode needs to be animated

[@solarkro]

This is my fucking _favorite_ SleepyCast 'episode'. I love coming back every now and again to re-experience it.

[@trentonfizzle]

This is probably the funniest sleepycabin episode in my opinion, if not at least in the top 3. When the Firesquatch says "huhuhu looks like hes covered in cum" and then starts making crazy frog noises always makes me laugh to the point of crying. I come back every fews months and rewatch this whole thing and laugh just as hard as the first time I watched it

[@AdamDampOwlPowell]

When Cory starts using Crazy Frog and the Spiderman dance to lure the Marsquatch I just picture that scene from Shriek of the Mutilated where the girl wakes up in the night and looks out the window to see this guy in a stupid fucking Yeti costume running towards the house and flailing his arms while screaming

[@dullroar2673]

This and Sleepypasta are my personal faves of the whole series

[@MetalSnake6199]

This will always have a special place in my heart. This is the funniest podcast next to none.

[@timesnewroman-]

This is the best episode of all. Can't believe I missed it after watching for 5 years.

[@Synsek]

I'm really glad they were able to recover this, it was a great episode

[@turdferguson9452]

I believe in you Cory! You can save the world!

[@ParanoidPixel]

Already head this via the podcast... it was exceptional. Totally had me in stitches.

[@PikaPetey]

I am a beautiful person.

[@YourFatherVEVO]

no

[@TheMinikerr]

+Pikapetey This is 2016, fucker, get used to it.

[@nannynonads1248]

+Pikapetey aw I saw you on IHE's channel. Good taste in channels man :)

[@lithenism]

hey man, sweet animations

[@dogfood3272]

why do you give this guy attention he just comments the stupidest shit to get you to look at his shit channel

[@Burdrehnar]

28:15 That was the first time SleepyCabin ever had me in actual tears nearly choking on laughter. Holy shit.

[@ghhn4505]

Still hands down my favorite episode. edit: 4 years after this comment and it's STILL my favorite episode.

[@cerealbird6384]

this was definitely my favorite episodes of all time

[@KishinAkenm]

I just wanted to say that I used to listen to sleepycast long ago and kinda forgot about it, then I resume for the lols and I kinda feel that they are slowy losing their sanity and I love it!

[@3three3three3three]

i come back to this episode a lot because the scenario is so funny, but that scenario has become my life.

[@sethjohnson1385]

I love to go back and watch these

[@dewrito2325]

This is the best most memorable moment of sleepycast

[@treyb3528]

Sleepycast truly was the best mood booster to date

[@joadarium9605]

Once again I love the episodes with Cory 😭

[@develpamperbottom]

Zach always goes back to crucification for some reason, and it’s hilarious.

[@humbleheathen69]

Hands down one of, if not the best episode

[@jazzagenomad2953]

Oh, my God, this one had me crying and rolling on the floor laughing. Thanks so much, guys.

[@SuperWesjDeluxe]

+JazzAgeNomad best lost ep.

[@TownoYT]

Great to see lost episodes again!

[@raynaldorusi]

did you try to restart your cory?

[@icychill105]

i love this episode especially zach singing crazy frog

[@bennomen2056]

The return of Captain Dickhead. As foretold in the prophecy.

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

This is one of my favorite Lost Episodes if not my favorite Cory spotlight.d

[@98Dreadboy]

Cory is the best one in "what if" scenarios because he just gets so into it lmao.

[@nolanrux7866]

Hands down the funniest sleepycast lost episode

[@BigBuckDipper]

Last lost episode was 8 months ago, I've been waiting for this

[@SosOaspm]

my ribs we're slicing into my lungs from laughter about 10 minutes in

[@filmrolled]

This episode is legendary status at this point.

[@192mait]

5:31 when pink guy kicks in

[@FalloutUgglan]

No clouds and no rustling leafs would be so depressing Also the hypotheticals had me in tears, so fucking funny

[@SwagRaptor8]

best lost episode yet

[@ebinecksdee9872]

I want to have zach's voice

[@ebinecksdee9872]

***** I already have one so I'm halfway there.

[@elliotisntaperson1606]

You'll have cancer.

[@felixgutierrez993]

Smoke and be congested all the time

[@MrDadulence]

KASAKARAGA Osakaraga?

[@seahorsemcgee9760]

I am the first boy to comment.

[@fartgarfunkle4108]

wrong

[@seahorsemcgee9760]

+Racial pain Hurricane nigga

[@tysenfromwork4145]

+~SeahorseMcGee~ or maybe all of this doesn't matter

[@rubberboy9381]

+~SeahorseMcGee~ I think I love you

[@joshdurcan123]

+~SeahorseMcGee~ i'm the first failed abortion to comment

[@121AppleKiller]

You people make me so happy

[@SaikyoNoFyuujon]

I'm so fucking glad I discovered SleepyCast.

[@W.DLemon]

This is a really good episode

[@10shi_256]

I need Chris and Zach to do a cover of Live and Learn the way they did Let It Go.

[@AmariFukui]

Another one for the playlist :3

[@hailiandorado4952]

Cory looks like obese Shaggy in the thumbnail

[@Pinter333]

More like a bearded Velma

[@Tonyoh1]

nothing i love more than zachs hypotheticals

[@johngolles342]

Best lost episode to date.

[@ChristianGray18]

Sleepycast has truly prophetic properties

[@BowblaxBeta]

Cory we are counting on you to A rank those chao missions! the fate of the world rests in your mutated chao child's ability to beat other mutated children in baby karate! D:

[@Busty2Dusty]

Every character on sleepycast turns into sand.

[@M070RG0A7]

Greatest nonsense ever, so glad you recovered it.

[@it-s-a-mystery]

Curious. Didnt Chris force Cory to play Sonic 1, 2 and 3 on his channel? Theres something larger at play here

[@sladebeefknuckle8615]

"There stands...the mystic beast..."

[@a-zfan3229]

There needs to be animation collaboration for this!

[@forpdrop3793]

This is the funniest sleepy cast episode

[@SUFHolbek]

I'm Scoldpedia, and this is my favourite video on the intertubes.

[@MrElectricTriangle]

GOD DAMMIT GUYS IT IS LIGHTSPEED, HES RIGHT, BUT LIGHT TAKES TIME TO REACH THEM. light travels at 3x10^8 meters per second, it takes like 8 minutes.

[@OckhamAsylum]

I was foaming at the mouth when he said it was the speed of sound. There is one very simple reason why that doesn't work...

[@turkeysamwich00]

I listened to this while I was driving to the beach a couple months ago and holy shit was that a bad idea, I almost fucking crashed and died from laughing so god damn hard

[@devil5hlygrim972]

The best episode yet?