SleepyCast 18 - [Free-Bleeding Gorilla Girl]

[@MaFiaPlatoon]

I have such a similar story to Chris! When I was younger, I had brought one of those shitty red laser pens from Amazon for about a quid. I had only ever used it to point through my neighbour's windows just to see what their reactions would be. Little did I know, this huge Polish guy got so pissed off with me that he started screaming at my window. I just ignored him and fell asleep, you know, being a little kid at the time. However, I woke up the next morning and I opened my curtains to see where the Polish guy was. Looking closely through the window of his house, I could just about see Cory's Dad fucking Cory.

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

The legend says Cory's dad is still fucking him to this day.

[@kingkane]

Heyooo!

[@sjcrocker98]

This comment needs more praise. You played me like a God damn fiddle.

[@chewinggumsandwich2341]

Every fucking time I rewatch this shit you get me fark ahaahah

[@ricepiratemick]

So you guys think Niall does a good Zach "impression"...

[@Karuvatto]

I wanna know why Zach was there but not in the podcast mainly. I always thought people who weren't in it were too busy that day or something. BUT HE WAS THERE FOR WHAT REASON!?

[@LIGHTALY]

Ricepirate It's like he was actually there

[@ricepiratemick]

Karuvatto that is main reason, among others :]

[@andrewbrowning1931]

Ricepirate I just shit myself in my favorite fuckin' pair of shorts right in front of the toilet. Like, imagine rotten peanut butter mixed with a rancid spicy chili and you have the consistency and stench down pat. I couldn't get me pants down fast enough and now I have a huge dump in them while they're around my ankles on the toilet. Advice?

[@LIGHTALY]

Also they're called intrusive thoughts for those moments where you think of vioent things to do

[@jeenyus720]

The world Cory lives in is completely different from the world everyone else lives in.

[@dainebrown5173]

Kevin stless

[@AnuxeL]

He marches to the beat of his own red, plastic trumpet

[@MudNugget]

That's just Missouri for you

[@kiwirooks7299]

​@@AnuxeL Trombone*

[@GrinningAries]

He's on the 'Tism Layer.

[@PacMonster146]

Zach was sleeping under the table

[@oo-uu9ez]

I'm almost out of pickle sunflower seeds what do I do

[@lordoftheguys9946]

⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ buy more

[@ericfieldman]

They didn't see him because he's the littlest of the group

[@cjdraws6066]

@@ericfieldman littlest of da grrrrroup

[@Shoe0nHead]

by the way, literally everyone gets those weirdass dark impulses that they would never do. like "i wonder if i could run across this busy highway" etc.. difference is you're not a psycho and won't actually do it.

[@AIagremm]

Think it's like that impulse you get when you're standing over a cliff and you want to jump. Your brain is checking your response.

[@ricepiratemick]

It's weird though, I've told s number of people about it and maybe 1 in 5 says they've experienced (sans the sleepycast). Maybe people deny it or actively forget. Either way good to know I'm not some lone time bomb psycho.

[@vivvvvian]

All it is, is cognitive dissonance. Again, where your brain tells you "I want to jump" off this cliff but your body is like "fuck no".

[@XlightninX]

***** Like water people, but with more anal capacity

[@Cdepineda]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Imp_of_the_Perverse

[@HitoriVEGA]

I choose gorilla arms, just put her in your backpack then she can pop out and fight your enemies.

[@QtipYT]

I agree

[@seaks368]

Q tip Oh, hey Zach.

[@QtipYT]

bruh.....

[@emblepoo3hje3]

She's like kazooie...

[@colesebastianelli9593]

Keep making game grump vids u r great

[@firmlygraspi1]

I would love a pair of Cory goggles to be able to see through his eyes for just one day.

[@alberthogg49]

firmlygraspi1 you wouldn’t survive

[@John_Doe742]

You would go crazy

[@sluggysworld469]

try acid

[@ashes180-x7d]

A podcast without Sturmbannführer Hadel will never feel complete.

[@NefariousElasticity]

I think this is the only podcast I listen to/have ever listened to where the entire rotating cast and all of their guests are fun to listen to. I've been catching up on episodes because I missed the boat when SleepyCast started, and this shit makes great background noise while playing Skyrim. Sucks that Stamper jumped ship, but it's whatever baby, don't let your dreams be dreams.

[@Darisprites]

same, I only recently found out about it because of someone on another channel mentioning these guys talking about green m&m sex. they're perfect for playing a game and having youtube on in the background

[@poopyjoe7883]

yeh, i always have this on while playing binding of isaac or pokemon. super comfy.

[@Darisprites]

Pokemon is especially good for this because it requires little focus. I've even come to agree with the rest of the cast on why they roast Cory so much

[@YerMate]

Aww dude, I like binge listen this shit over and over while I’m drawing, it’s fantastic man

[@kushkungvivo744]

@@YerMate okay that's what I'm doing right now

[@wyascomeblank4580]

THAT'S WHY I NEVER SEE PICTURES OF ZACH He doesn't exist. It's been Niall all along.

[@narcolepticchairftw]

That projector story had me fucking rolling holy shit. These guys are a wealth of stories.

[@mattdrummond3552]

I love how Cory, on multiple episodes, thinks the word convulses is "convulges" hahahaha

[@MelancholyBroadcast]

Here to say he still says convulges to this day

[@DeadlyScoots]

I put this pain on myself to eat during SleepyCast

[@GastlyDreamer]

I'm so sorry for you during this episode. I feel your pain.

[@MrGooberkins]

Pussy.

[@Nadaters]

me too... I have a strong stomach, but I end up just getting confused with myself as to why I keep eating when the topic is free-bleeding and such

[@L0rdTobithegreat]

I bet you eat chicken:P

[@BelieMyBurial]

Deadly Scoots. some men like a challenge.

[@HereIsPlaty]

Doctors have to treat constipated patients digitally. And by digitally they mean the digits of the fingers. In other words: Yes.

[@linxonia]

Mick: "What is the dumbest thing you've ever done for a girl?" Well that didn't age well...

[@Rykio]

Lmao I haven't listened to this episode in a while. Big L for Mick there

[@luckiistarr7398]

@@Rykio haven't been keeping up with mick, what happened?

[@Armadill0h]

@@luckiistarr7398 He did some stupid things for a girl.

[@flavoredtoe15]

​@@Armadill0hlike what?

[@Gremthebeliever]

​@@flavoredtoe15 chased after Veronica when she was with chris and when they broke up he took her on a boat to shit talk chris and then bought her a house before she even become his girlfriend, she broke up with him shortly after

[@PapaBadDadcumsuckgod]

The only reason i watch on here and not the website is because it saves where i was on here Yes

[@PapaBadDadcumsuckgod]

***** you're*

[@CatfishShotgun]

Always need Stamper in the same podcast as Corey to keep him the fuck in line

[@APesquera]

The worst poops are those that make you feel like you got kicked in the nuts, these soft, almost mousse-like turds. When that happens I tremble in fear. No.

[@beansinmyurethra9035]

I like the idea that Zach was just sleeping under the table or some shit

[@stuffyoualreadyknew2013]

I turned this on and went for a drive and crashed because I didn't hear Zach's voice and am no longer able to use my lower body. All in all an ok day.

[@RakoonCD]

At least you heard an impression.

[@Personofel]

i'm ashamed to say that the first time i heard this back in 2015 i thought that niall was actually doing a zach impression...

[@heathernd3532]

was it really fake D:

[@heathernd3532]

AWWWW FUCK lmao

[@slappybigalow8971]

Try pinching the tip of your nose, lower your voice, and press your tongue to th back of your lower teeth.

[@lorenlovespink5]

What part is that ?

[@machinegunbliss]

That Zach impression is fucking incredible. Niall should do a whole podcast episode of that as a April Fools Prank. Would be fucking hilarious

[@NotTotallyPro]

I'm expecting Niall to do the impression in front of Zach soon. It's gonna be a clusterfuck.

[@JohnDoe-zy1qf]

kdog. you know that the impression was actually Zach, right? he just walked into the room and niall pretended he was doing an impression.

[@malmalspur]

Slavoj Zizek Here we go with the conspiracy theories.

[@AIagremm]

Slavoj Zizek Yes, yes, and the Jews DIDN'T do 9/11. Alex Jones, please go.

[@BluexHelmet]

Three minutes in and they already talked about periods and poop. I love this podcast so much

[@fetamean]

Holy FUCK Niall's Zach impression was spot on. I'm actually questioning whether or not Zach was actually in the room with them.

[@sebbe44441]

I'm about 95% sure that it was actually Zach. Nobody could ever imitate him that well.

[@fetamean]

sebbe44441 Considering it's these guys, I wouldn't be surprised if it was a huge troll, but the way "Niall" said it made it sound just off by a little bit so I wasn't convinced it was Zach. I guess we'll never know.

[@mumbleslol]

Gnarbro TaKa It was Zach. They talk about him walking into the room. I thought it was obvious...

[@ImHazardFX]

where is this in the podcast?

[@ZionSype]

Parker LA 1:05:50

[@connerchase149]

why does everone hate corey i think hes hilarious

[@EdgarTMFG]

Because he likes to make every conversation about him and butts in on everyone's stories with some story about himself. He's funny but he needs to shut up some times.

[@pkcoffeecreamer295]

@@EdgarTMFG and that is why we love him

[@spacedalien1044]

@@EdgarTMFG not to mention most the shit he says is a him lying

[@charlie1234500]

@@EdgarTMFG ...As oppose to everyone else?

[@individualism20]

Sometimes I only listen if he is in the podcast, but yeah he does have a way of dominating the entire conversation. But that's why I think they have him on so often because he can initiate/maintain any conversation.

[@Dustin4d]

Louis CK had a really funny way of describing the sound of someone taking a gruesome dump. He said it sounded like "Soup cans and pennies were being shaken out of a duffle bag." That made me laugh so hard.

[@dylanh2501]

I can only watch these if Zach and/or Stamper are in it. The rest of the group is incredibly funny, but it just feels like their is a void when I listen to the ones without them.

[@vizzy61]

*there :)

[@Incrediblefatslug]

I watch you guys at work while I'm on patrol. I hope you guys know the absolute joy you've brought to me and so many others. Never stop creating.

[@FuryWasTaken]

I've was constipated for like 3 days, but I'm not anymore. Thank you, SleepyCast.

[@russellrodely5206]

57:15 JonTron- "FBI should be knockin' on this door any minute now."

[@brandonc4985]

Really love having Mick aboard. Zach / Johnny / Stamper / Mick / Oney Podcast pls

[@MoaRider]

>No Stamper >No Jew Boi Get this gaggot shit out of here. *I still love you guys* Yes.

[@Monstufpud]

DAS JUDEN DAS JUDEN, ALLAHU SNACKBAR!

[@asdf852asdf]

Niall did do an almost realistic Zach impresion

[@ponsquiglious]

stamper is da best

[@allyhastings9907]

ooooh thank you young rapscalion

[@RockLegend2A]

Honestly, though, if Zach or Corey aren't on the show, it can be a slog. Stamper can carry episodes, though.

[@FaunaturaleOG]

All girls can queef on command- you just force air in and out of your vaj- it's like armpit farts, just trapped air making fart noises :P

[@MoaRider]

Neat.

[@sunterry]

Cool beans.

[@seaks368]

I'm gay.

[@jakrowable]

hot damn

[@neolancer005]

*ech*

[@tinyhoos]

A tip for masking the sound of violent shitting that I have discovered is simply by placing a sheet of toilet paper over the water in the toilet. The toilet paper catches the turd gracefully and silently masking the sound of it hitting the water; hope this helped someone out there who is afraid of shitting in public.

[@SleepFan771]

Corey brings so much life to this podcast. He is the most necessary part of this Aut-cast. NO.

[@OCMOOO]

"Finger-in-butt technique ... please do share. -Rice/Mick"

[@darkeimp555]

Oh man I think Mick has dethroned Zach as my favorite weaver of What-ifs haha. Also Niall is an _amazing_ impressionist! I demand more grill voice. Lastly: No.

[@etalex7074]

New rule, don’t eat while listening to sleepycast

[@GiroKuluBOWSER]

Holy fuck that Zach impression was insanely good. Creepily good...

[@marksmanmerc1]

Chris's Irish accent is so much more prominent here

[@poeticteen00]

Oney understands my pixie cut love

[@manox14]

Damn, Niall does a real good zach

[@lordgorbius9850]

Those Zach impressions were spot on.

[@Yzerbruh]

I honestly think Chris and Niall have the best stories. No

[@inmysparetime378]

"It's fine. Don't try to poop this tube out."

[@nunyobidness9055]

We must protect Corey at all costs

[@annan8825]

Guys with no knowledge about the female anatomy discussing periods. This is so funny

[@simplesimon4374]

When Cory said "Do YoU kNoW wHaT tHaT iS?!?" He was probably about to go off on a water people tangent.

[@iampotato3246]

Dear zach, You look pretty good

[@jorm2561]

Cory just throws out the N word with no thought at all

[@alec7978]

"Buy my girlscout cookies, heres a chicken boy"

[@WatcherintheDark69]

Cory is totally one of the water people.

[@NCSartist3]

I love this show!... yes

[@cameronmorice]

Spheeeeerical, SPHEEEEERICAL.

[@captainobscurity491]

I love Cory, he's fucking hilarious. Yes

[@eatingmytoesrightnow3627]

Menace

[@bruhchongles1579]

Aint no way bruh

[@eurobeatintensifies5840]

Niall's zach impression is fucking insanely good

[@WastedKitten]

why is this in the JEFF playlist?? hes not even here

[@daramaguiginn7992]

Where does the meme that Cory's the worst member come from? Everyone's gr8.

[@katsoris2011]

best combination is stamper, zach,cory and like niall or jeff

[@liquidpebbles7475]

exactly

[@Talz622]

Because he always interrupts stories and says dumb shit that 99% of the time results in him getting roasted. I still love him though.

[@iwonderhowlongicanmakethis5946]

Am I the only one who thinks Corey is awesome, and fuckin hilarious?

[@John_Hyuckman]

I enjoy having you on Sleepycast Mick, you add that much more flavor to the already varied ass salad that Sleepycast is! No.

[@FishPlinko]

I coughed so hard that I threw up

[@joadarium9605]

Lil Skatey and Chicken Boy, timeless critters

[@orangy57]

That Zach impression was FUCKING SPOT ON.

[@Funnyyelowdog]

no

[@sadcena7204]

JewCena no

[@longbongsilvers194]

No

[@theplasmapro8343]

Cory is absolutely correct. It's really helpful. Yes.

[@NachoConsumer]

There are going to be some great animations of this podcast

[@Nobutehuhh]

Holy shit , you predicted the fucking future.

[@TomahawkTimebomb]

Cory isn't lying, its a trick you may need to use when in the woods.

[@GamerNonGamer]

I feel like Chris' "How do you perceive reality, Cory?" question from a few podcasts back can be applied to 50% of the things out of Cory's mouth.

[@zacharyrhodge]

buy my cookies, here's chicken boy

[@Plantster15]

god I have fallen in love with this podcast, yes!

[@skatertrix411]

I need my little baby girl zach

[@DARKSHATOW]

Not sure if Zach was really there or Niall is really good

[@QtipYT]

I would've really liked it to actually Niall. He could use as Zach on stuff.

[@KappnSkips]

Jesus christ. I'm shitting this as the shit discussion pops up and I'm crying in my stall from laughter while the person in the next stall is fucking freaked out about a guy trying to silently laug next to him. Fml

[@LizardofGuilt]

Ok, so everyone is gonna ignore 4:41 to 4:47? I laughed uncontrollably for a good 5 minutes because I don't think he has ever actually seen a pussy.

[@dragonx13x]

Lizard of Guilt what's ur propic? I remember those toys u cud switch the pieces

[@0Wolfclaw0]

You know what psychotic fucking impulse I get? Every damn time I'm sitting down and holding a cup, or a glass or a mug or whatever, something inside me just wants to throw it into a window or a wall. Yes

[@ChatMort69420]

Once you start getting enemas or anything similar, if you do it too frequently, your intestines weaken from muscle disuse, and you end up needing them to move your bowels. Don't go too crazy with that shit.

[@ExiledOrphan]

Thank you for making my Fridays this much better

[@Tuschi17]

More of Mick! Awesome! I wish Lyle would be a frequent guest but I guess that's kind of unrealistic.

[@D3w10n]

Also, hi again...

[@Tuschi17]

D3w10n Gotta love that period blood.

[@D3w10n]

Tuschi No, I dont... I think I can relate to Mick, cos cunnilingus was my favorite thing before similar thing happened to me :(

[@Tuschi17]

D3w10n Ahhh! You poor soul xD

[@Tuschi17]

D3w10n It ain't schadenfreude. But I did think it was funny.

[@matriarch3706]

The chicken-boy was one of Zach's little characters

[@LaserBonesaw]

This was the most cringy, embarrasing, and downright uncomfortable episode of any podcast I've ever listened to. *I FUCKING LOVE IT*

[@rakxmplays]

Cory invents a lot of words when he talks, and also Yes

[@KalleJillheden]

omg this is so ridiculous, love this podcast xD no

[@Craigo177]

Loving the Gymnopedie No 1 in the background :D

[@psyssi]

HOLY SHIT IT AINT EVEN SATURDAY YET

[@cpt.joestar1284]

Dear god yes

[@GamerNonGamer]

Cory, thank you for introducing me to Tubegalore.

[@zCruxis]

Nial's alleged impressionn of Zack at 1:05:45

[@OrangeYTT]

Zach says "yeah" in the background at 4:02 I guess he was just listening in and not talking?

[@PatienceKiss]

@@OrangeYTT Can't blame him for not wanting to be on this one

[@PlongoYT]

Cory blurts out these experiences with such confidence like it's a common thing that everyone else has done

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

I have to disagree with them when they said "all women have fantasies involving violence or rape". SOME women have those fantasies the same way SOME women (and men) have BDSM fantasies, almost anything can be a fetish that someone is into but to say a whole gender is into a certain fantasy isn't imagining the other person complexly. My wife and I are both women and while we have our own fetishes that we disclose to each other behind closed doors but none of them involve violence or rape so there's at least two women who don't fit that simple pigeon-holed view of female sexuality.

[@deltafox399j]

shut up bitch

[@skeetersfunhouse4002]

They said most

[@skeetersfunhouse4002]

+Saint hope you don't even nut loser

[@jarko2406]

NO ONE CARES WEIRDO

[@BootsofBlindingSpeed]

*most

[@tinahecker7953]

This is the weirdest podcast ever... I love it

[@lochlantadhg3877]

Did the queefs taste like cookies too?

[@deathtrap_99derp41]

Cory is a gem

[@knockinbox]

Wasnt free bleeding some joke made by fourchan like 4 years ago that actually caught on?

[@FiggyLV]

These just get better

[@MrJustinArt]

Chris knows what's up. Short hair on ladies is awesome!

[@SpikesSpikesSpikes]

Hell yea man also dick n balls

[@bigpappasmoggie]

life lessons by sleepycabin!

[@PuppyNubblies]

This was some fucked up shit Loved it

[@GlassEater420]

I'm flicking my bean to this video.

[@techpriest3515]

And I'm......vigorously jacking it to a picture of Zachary.

[@knutandersson4606]

Evolution put simply: Organism: Hey can we get rid of this thing thats bothering me? Evolution: Does it kill you? O: No. E: Does it make you less likely to have sex or have kids? O: No. E: Then it stays.

[@slappybigalow8971]

If bloody pussy smell attracts bears, then the cave women who didn't survive long enough to pass on their genes must have had super smelly pussies.

[@tobby12347]

Best episode yet

[@dogol284]

Chris talking about liking short haired girls and now he has Veronica