SLOW RIDE... but it speeds up by 10% every time I pass it

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[@trulsolsen683]

(1:50) 100% - Slow Ride (3:18) 110% - Stroll Ride (4:12) 120% - Brisk Ride (5:32) 130% - Ride (8:15) 140% - Late For Bingo Ride (9:28) 150% - Grandma On The Highway Ride (10:51) 160% - Granny On The Autobahn Ride (11:54) 170% - Fast Ride (13:27) 180% - Speedy Ride (Last FC) (15:01) 190% - 6th Gear Ride (16:23) 200% - DragonForce Ride (19:10) 210% - Granny Going Super Saiyan (21:34) 220% - Washed Up Ride (23:51) 230% - N/A (27:28) 240% - Meshuggah Ride (29:43) 250% - N/A (31:44) 260% - When You Nut And She Doesn't Stop Sucking Ride (34:02) 270% - Usain Bolt Ride (38:45) 280% - N/A (40:45) 290% - Ludicrous Ride (42:58) 300% - N/A (45:02) 310% - N/A (First 5 Star And Last Trill Of Doom Hit) (46:44) 320% - N/A (48:49) 330% - N/A (First 4 Star) (Ukog's Prediction) (51:04) 340% - N/A (First Dip Into Yellow) (53:25) 350% - N/A (55:10) 360% - N/A (58:45) 370% - N/A (Last Trill Hit) (1:00:37) 380% - N/A (1:02:55) 390% - N/A (First 3 Star) (1:05:00) 400% - Rocket To The Moon Ride (1:06:56) 410% - McLaren Ride (First Dip Into Red) (1:09:05) 420% - N/A (1:11:11) 430% - N/A (1:13:28) 440% - N/A (1:16:11) 450% - N/A (1:17:55) 460% - Super Duper Wooper Ride (1:19:59) 470% - N/A (1:22:29) 480% - N/A (Fail) (1:24:25) 500% - Bonus Clip

[@hardcorecheese5998]

Truls Olsen 310 was 5 star tho

[@Chimaru789]

last trill was at 470

[@CollinstheClown]

Snoop Ride

[@trulsolsen683]

HardcoreCheese5 O shit my bad

[@Badtothebones100]

Fails 480%... Hits 500%?... Wat.

[@Esatzu]

I was just about to take a nap but i can't say no to 1hour and 25mins of slow ride.

[@andrea9751]

Esatzu Lol same here. I almost fell alseep at 360 but I made it ^^ This guy is insane!

[@tearlach47]

Slow the video down to .25x speed when you get to 400%. It's a joy to watch.

[@tslaughter1240]

Sean Wilson thanks 4 the idea, I died laughing

[@isaacrumley]

😂

[@isaacrumley]

No 200% is better with .5 speed because of his comments and it's easier to see

[@tearlach47]

Isaac, I agree. I also went back and did that too.

[@isaacrumley]

Sean Wilson awesome idea though man 😂

[@disownership]

Video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix myself a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness. My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.

[@ewngzedward6182]

Disownership Glad I read this! A legendary tale.

[@gbuumklmu]

Disownership this deserves more likes

[@Xer0x_03]

I want that battery life

[@flayncel]

this doesnt even make sense the video is only 1:25:00 long, if you took that many years you'd still have like half an hour of the video left to watch, not two fucking minutes

[@CraazynBR]

@@flayncel r/whoooooosh (Anti-Whooosh Protect)

[@JackHolleworth]

Slow Ride but the driver refuses to take it easy and attracts the cops. *Congrats on 300k subs btw!*

[@PersianPlatypus]

Even so, remember to thank the bus driver

[@speedpants8915]

Slow Ride, take it easy

[@LckeStudios]

Slow ride, take it easy

[@1ava]

that was my favorite song to play (i was like 3) lol and i was decent.. havent played in forever tho

[@inactiveaccount791]

I'd rather take it Expert.

[@DJCosmicLatte]

I can't believe I'm committing an hour and a half of my time to this -but the alcohol helps lol-

[@DJCosmicLatte]

Holy fuck, only 13 minutes in at 170%? How far does this go? ukogS

[@DJCosmicLatte]

My favorite dessert is a root beer float btw

[@DJCosmicLatte]

Oh I see, you left the piss breaks in their entirety. Gg, George, gg.

[@DJCosmicLatte]

THE FASTER YOU PLAY, THE BETTER YOU GAY

[@DJCosmicLatte]

MonkeyBoy, the Chinese bootleg TIMonkey! Kappa

[@nigel7779]

“Alright no more slow ride, this is *ride* “

[@jackhealy3328]

*_Leisurely transportation._*

[@thelastadvance]

I seriously cracked up when someone said “through he slow and ride” lol

[@PapaGatorGaming]

I've been having a lot of trouble with the monster trail because Slow Ride is obviously the hardest song, but I'm glad George showed me how to correctly play the monster trail at 9:00

[@noahmiller4162]

Someone should make this whole video a chart and speed it up by 1% every time George says Ride

[@Chillalil]

"gonna be cut for KZbin" Still 1:25:43 Yep. Also ice cream cake is my soul

[@captain289]

On 50% speed at 16:23 it sounds like ukog is getting hyped over playing slow ride normally 😂

[@anonymousfan7052]

Hidden key to soulless 6 was hidden in this, now we just wait..

[@cjghh1]

Randy - the fast Açai - the memes Leaf green - the tapping Ukog - the wierd

[@Anthony-ob5fy]

What about Jason?

[@9box906]

As a person who couldnt ever figure out how to FC this song on easy at 100% speed, I am impressed

[@chrisg.4186]

Local man goes dangerously fast on a slow ride

[@willgregg1076]

I imagine a slow being a low rider with hydraulics, don’t know why.

[@Squarp_]

Whait Thats ilegal

[@garygilbenson]

More at 11

[@tearlach47]

"THE FASTER YOU PLAY, THE BETTER YOU GAY" -Georgie-boi, 2018 46:30

[@Mahaveez]

Wow, I fast-forwarded right to that quote before even seeing this comment. The power of gay must have compelled me.

[@meko750]

“I’m gonna cut this for KZbin.” *Video is an hour and 25 minutes long* …Sweet Jesus.

[@Squoggs]

Chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream. The best

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

You ever had Wetherspoon's chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream? It's a god among brownie/ice cream combos. Their cookie dough sandwich and vanilla ice cream is heavenly as well. And all for less than 5 whole English pounds

[@stevenelsen2466]

Mine is the Cookie Dough Sundae from Culver's

[@alexadams5674]

Made it into ur vid! I said u were gonna lose the fc at 110 lul. I was so glad I could make it to the stream it was really fun! Congrats on 300k Ukog. You deserve it!

[@ggscrub8280]

Why did you say 110 lmfaoooooo

[@NeonBeeCat]

You madlad

[@Natenator77]

Those trill edits are absolutely GLORIOUS!

[@DylanC333]

Someone needs to make the chart "Slow Ride but every note makes it 1% faster"

[@pawekubiszewski8820]

slow ride: 500% exilelord: *soulless 7 confirmed*

[@HEYBUDDYMAN86]

You’ll get to 100% and fail. I’m totally right because Slow Ride is totally an hour and twenty minutes long.

[@grandpanoogie2665]

Totally

[@xX0T1Xx]

Totally

[@ci.netproductions]

Totally

[@theradiance2530]

Thank YOU ukog for your videos and lives! Congratulations for 300k!💚

[@wafflegod64]

510 would be the "speed of an airbag popping inside a microwave with popcorn in it ride"

[@speedstackingmaniac]

315% is my bet Edit: n v m

[@Coralium]

O O F

[@simmbuddy]

smart bet when he goes 10% up every time... ^^

[@blazenovatov6076]

Speed Stacking Maniac hi Joshua, didn’t think I’d find you here lol

[@YoShibyl]

Neh Vurr Mind

[@True_Azure]

I love how he looks like he feels so accomplished when he gets a new high score.

[@nicholast2031]

Congratulations on 300k ukog!

[@shawnbuchanan14]

Tiramisu *CONGRATS ON 300,000!!!* May the slow ride of our lives last forever

[@woobyy]

as time goes on you gradually become ghphenom during this video

[@tob2089]

Slow ride... picking up the pace ride... I’m genuinly dying ride... not even possible omg PLUS CONGRATS ON 300k BRO 😁

[@pikayeet261]

2:00 realizes youtube might take down the vid for copyright Ukog: "SLOW RIIIDDE, TAKE IT EAZZZAAYY"

[@spinax22]

Favorite dessert is undoubtably an apple fritter with whipped cream, and a scoop of golden vanilla ice cream.

[@MineBubu]

i like cakes with a lot of chocolate in them

[@TheMysteriousKnight]

i like chocolate with a lot of cake in them

[@ZeldaACFan17]

CHOCOLATE CAKE!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE! I also like chocolate ice cream and a few other things (Reese’s peanut butter cups, Hershey’s chocolate, any chocolate chip cookies)

[@damienbenson9985]

2:09 “slown’t ride”😂

[@AdamG1983]

Meanwhile, the members of Foghat are having a laugh at this and loving it.

[@casper_raine]

This is the content I subscribe for.

[@kingbranden1369]

Chocolate chip cookies. They're the only thing even remotely close to "desert" that I eat.

[@Barrie96]

The faster you play, the better you gay! -Ukog 2018

[@peytonbiggs5990]

this video is a true testament to human evolution and how far we can push ourselves

[@GaleSilverwind]

Vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup topping. Those two go so well together.

[@karno1150]

THE FASTER YOU PLAY, THE BETTER YOU GAY ...PLAY! (46:29)

[@plopik2073]

Doctor: you have 1 hour and 25 minutes to live Me:

[@grandpanoogie2665]

Take it easy on the highway to hell or the staircase to heaven or reaching nirvana

[@Jiggerjaw]

It took me embarrassingly long to realize that the high scores are speed-dependent.

[@Loenyy]

All I remember from this video is Ukog getting A NEW HIGH SCORE for the millionth time

[@galanunu]

*SLOW RIDE INTENSIFIES*

[@SSnowfall]

At 160% it started to sound like a ZZ Top song

[@grandpanoogie2665]

Yeah seriously.

[@GreenSunshineVRC]

Also congratulations on 300K

[@rexmaddox6419]

150% Congrats on 300k bro

[@user-kp2kd5kl1l]

my favourite dessert is chocolate fudge cake with vanilla ice cream

[@drwaffles4645]

Love your vids

[@A_rodis]

Personally I love having a delicious cheesecake from a local shop in my town called afterthoughts. Going there with friends is always nice and it has created some of my most treasured moments.

[@Rampager678]

i respect anyone that makes it thru

[@tubermoverplaysgames9225]

Meanwhile, I got a hole in one in mini golf. On hole 15.

[@alexnii6337]

My favorite is probably the Sahara Dessert but sometimes I crave the Death Valley in California.

[@FirestarHart]

That moment when George looked at the camera like Les Claypool from Primus.

[@harrybiz3523]

Waffles with butterscotch sause has always been a favourite of mine

[@RemiBoyz]

I do love me some Key Lime Pie, best dessert.

[@Adam-yo3bt]

Jackson Morris right

[@RoboticFemboy]

Directions not clear. Did NOT "take it easy" ;-;

[@zeeker0315]

That trill is not fucking fair. Honestly, the fact that you hit that is actually amazing. You HAVE to be the best player IN THE WORLD

[@e.c.doesit2805]

through the fire and slow ride got me dying

[@andrewdorsey1237]

Nobody: George: A N O T H E R N E W H I G H S C O R E

[@Capamike]

My fav dessert is chocolate mousse

[@meeks102]

Watching the 200% run at .5 speed is very entertaining.

[@gabrielximenes3652]

When Slow Ride gets so fast it starts to sound like Jordan by Buckethead.

[@JesseNightingale]

I love me some cookie dough ice cream myself Ukog

[@stevenelsen2466]

Me too!

[@jacobnelsen2786]

Me 3!

[@carlazuz3985]

I like vanilla ice cream

[@Leyuhm]

Congrats man!

[@PvzPlush]

I love it when the donations scare you 😂😂

[@dinasticks8654]

Slow ride but repeated and with 7 ads Still watched and enjoyed it

[@BarginBucketGaming]

430%

[@MinerDiner]

This game speeds songs up the right way without making it high pitched

[@bunny_dudette]

I really wanna see ukog put a shoe on his head, pillow under his shirt, stand up with strap, and sing the lyrics to slow ride

[@hyperbiscuit2284]

He didn't play on easy!!! *TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR(gasp)RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(GASP)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@mracorn2669]

hyper biscuit yea dude wth we all know easy is harder than expert

[@lorettabes4553]

I lovw the fact that you added the gasp.

[@AlexWilliams-yd4dv]

I'm a cheesecake man myself

[@Sleep_Attenuation]

v respectable

[@ac1dace950]

Us Alexs think alike

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

My favorite dessert is chocolate dolcini. It's like a parfait, but Italian. It's delicious, and I highly recommend it!

[@andrewdorsey1237]

12:12 "Hm what? What's going on here? Theres no such thing as fast ride? Oh shit... nope nope nope" *cat leaves*

[@MrChickenspit]

28:45

[@tadeln]

SLOW ride... but it SPEEDS up

[@Laukaus11]

Foghat: Slow Ride UKOGmonkey: How about no?

[@deadflag7030]

🎶FAST RIDE, TAKE IT SPEEDY🎶

[@Ethan-mm9yk]

haha you failed slow ride you noob Also, banana cream pie. Banana is the best flavour of anything.

[@Its_me_NicoBros]

its not slow ride anymore

[@Nomortem]

I recently discovered buttermilk pie, and by god I fell in love.

[@pawsomegirl12]

Cheesecake is my favorite dessert. I can’t live without it lol.

[@sparrowflyaway]

Ooh, that's a tough one. if we're talking ice cream, I'll go Salted Caramel, though Dippin Dots is boss and any flavor in that is awesome fun(especially bubblegum). if we're talking cake... probably have to go with the good old Aussie classic, Woolworth's chocolate mud cake.

[@beejayross]

*seems like granny strapped a firework to her chest*

[@scrumbo_2096]

For me the challenge of this video was trying to not fall asleep, not because I think it's boring, I'm just very tired and I want to watch the whole video

[@Orthros]

Watching this video at 12:30 am instead of sleeping... Yes. This feels right.

[@AdamG1983]

I want someone to chart the full version where it goes 200 bpm towards the end with an insane guitar solo.

[@PlatinumShadowRayn]

You my man, you are a beast!

[@GalacticRod]

you really just made me start craving ice cream dang it

[@colinchapman1433]

Thank you for the great content keep it up

[@eddiejackson1566]

I heard him say it cant take that long then i saw the video was an hour and a half long and just thought to myself. Oh jesus.

[@thehunter7422]

It's so weird by like 400% this never happens but I actually felt kind of nauseous. Lol . That was intense .

[@yorkdressler7479]

Should’ve done this with the full album version of the song

[@FussyFangs_]

my fav is strawberries and any ice cream, good stuff!