Slumber Party Massacre II - The Cinema Snob

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The Cinema Snob reviews the bizarre sequel to The Slumber Party Massacre.
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[@LokiDuck]

Have to admit that the Driller Killer in this one seems to be a pretty cool villain and if anything stylish, especially with that eyeliner.

[@vampy8334]

This slasher villain is what I call Husband material...like he's dreamy and has a guitar with a drill on the end, what's not to love?

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Oh yeah!! A Drill Drill! A Drill Drill!

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Oh yeah!! A Drill Drill! A Drill Drill!

[@centurion7671]

This guy is the coolest slasher villain ever.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

He should have become a horror icon! Seriously, I'd pay to see Freddy Vs. Driller Man!!

[@mmeers89]

"Kreuger is NOT gonna stop the dream-man from killing you"...This line made me lol.

[@thedrewdog]

The Driller Killer is played by Atanas Ilitch, who was Vice President of the Detroit Red Wings and Little Caesar's Pizza, I shit you not.

[@Dannypuck]

He's taking the Pavel Datsyuk retirement hard.

[@sonnieandjacob]

His dad mike created little Caesars and illitch holdings

[@VictorMetske]

CS: "Believe it or not..." Me: "Iiiiiiiiiiiim walking on aaair!"

[@exiledPostman]

I really like the Driller Killer. I wish he was in more movies. He sings, breaks the 4th wall, and kills people with a hellish guitar/drill. That is awesome.

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

To give the movie credit, the design of the villain and especially his weapon is awesome

[@Ratciclefan]

That's a weirdly likeable villain. xD

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

"Where there's cox...there's cummins" Man, that made me LOL ALSO: "What I'm TRYING to say is that this movie is exactly like 'Philadelphia'."

[@calvincameron5397]

The Driller Killer in this movie is the son of the Little Caesar's Pizza and owner of the Detroit Red Wings and has his name on the Stanley Cup...great review Brad!

[@guilmon182]

For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE do a DVD-R Hell on "The Myth of Safe Sex"!!

[@saljm697]

It's pretty obvious he's going to. It shall be glorious.

[@Meanlucario]

May I ask what "The Myth of Safe Sex" is?

[@guilmon182]

He showed the VHS twice in the video.

[@Meanlucario]

***** I mean what is it about?

[@guilmon182]

No idea, but GOD I hope he talks about it!

[@Lightcraft83]

As a companion piece to this, you should snob "Sorority House Massacre II," which uses footage from the original "Slumber Party Massacre" to become a "sequel" but changes the name of the killer. It's hilariously awful softcore horror.

[@techwithbrandon5135]

Goodwill. The only video store a Cinema Snob ever needs.

[@paulnash9851]

Dammit Brad. Every time I think the last episode had the funniest line ever in it, you go and top it in the next one. "Fire Walk With Me", I think I just broke something laughing...

[@doughboydevito4529]

Man, I hope that the Cinema Snob reviews that "The Myth of Safe Sex" film. If he wants to, of course.

[@Alfador42]

That «Fire Walk With Me» joke was soooo gooood.

[@SigEpBlue]

Oh GAWD that fucking zit scene.... Don't be eating supper while watching this episode, people.

[@buttersstotch407]

I thought your warning was enough. But I wasn't ready. That was so disgusting...

[@Zeitgeist6]

And still not as gross as some of the scenes from The Curse :D

[@caffeineadvocate]

My biggest issue is, how does he tune that guitar?!

[@9-bitfox]

Fox: You see the drill can be taken off and underneath are those things you use to tune the guitar

[@MrMusicfreak95]

Strandberg bridge tuning system? Lol

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

If THAT was your biggest issue....I think you and I should be great friends.

[@gienahcorvi6705]

Thank you for introducing me to this movie. I didn't think I needed a rockabilly dream murderer with a drill guitar in my life until now.

[@WatchVenusSpa]

Brad needs to do a leather clad dance with a drill guitar. I've decided.

[@thepickles8833]

Two years of hounding you about this thing, and you finally did it! Thanks for making my dream come true, Brad. I can now die peacefully.

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

No you can't die! people need you in their burgers.

[@heebiejeebies4625]

I think that's what he meant by dying peacefully.

[@gaaraxnaru]

Harsh. Leave pickles alone, lol.

[@MassayukiSama]

best healing item in DP

[@MrSomebodyStrange]

And I'm still waiting for the roasting of Hard Rock Zombies

[@captainnyet9855]

This movie answers the question, what happens when you combine a movie like 'a nightmare on elm-street' wit a movie like 'Driller'. The real question is: 'who the fuck asks that question?'

[@zhazha23]

0:19 "IIIIIII'M walkin' on air!"

[@buttersstotch407]

Was thinking the same thing.

[@mizmimistarr]

I had the hugest crush on this driller killer when I first saw this!!!!!!!

[@thehitherto5348]

One of the funniest and most absurd horror movies I've ever seen. I love it when sequels go completely bonkers like this one did.

[@GoodSizeAndAll]

The myth of safe sex? Please review that.

[@jacobg6628]

That's all I took from this review. The desire to see that garbage get snobbed.

[@fashionpatrol2214]

Let me guess, some movie about anti-protection..

[@babablacksheep3950]

The Fashion Police Its a feminist movie explaining why there is no such thing as safe sex with men, only rape..

[@Ninjamohawk]

god damn I buy so many VHS tapes at goodwill. Who can pass up a near complete set of Bibleman tapes for $0.50 a pop?

[@kilgoretrout8896]

I always love a good "Twin Peaks" reference.

[@kingkenno8803]

I was expecting a nod to Eraserhead from that bleeding chicken carcass

[@brandonleague3641]

This movie is a LONGTIME personal favorite...and that guitar drill is the coolest murder weapon in a slasher film ever. Did you know the director sold it on eBay? No shit.

[@brianfuller5868]

Its an inept horror but a solid horror comedy. The Driller Killer is awesome.

[@yupitsjessbbyx3]

slasher review just as I'm about to eat dinner, I'm weirdly excited.

[@SolidMas900]

"The mental hospital has the best clowns!" I just lost it at that point

[@josephpetrov9483]

The Johnathan Demme part made me spill my drink...perfect observation :)

[@jesusfreak777ize]

"Ooo looks like someone is gonna have to change her diaper 😏"

[@StarvingHamster]

+Doughboy Devito Jail *roll credits*

[@Clay3613]

It's an AB/DL reference, not pedophilia. Big difference.

[@randomjunkohyeah1]

You're all wrong. It was him pointing out that "I'm all wet" is a *_fucking stupid line._*

[@Clay3613]

She was wet from pouring champagne on herself...it was technically correct.

[@Amitlu]

I could have gone a full lifetime without that Zit scene brrrrrrrrrrrr

[@cheshirebryant2592]

Am I the only person who's totally into the villain's song "Let's Buzz?" XD

[@thealchemist51]

19:35 You didn’t lose snob you accidentally started a new trend On your show whether you knew it or not. These forgotten melodramas that you find from out of nowhere have become some of my all-time favorite episodes and I’m sure others can say the same

[@jonathanrobinson8926]

Gotta say, this has to be one of my favorite slasher film killers ever.

[@criticalgeek9187]

Can you believe some didn't know this was supposed to be a comedy? I personally think the billboard parody of The Breakfast Club should've given it away.

[@user-mi4rm7ih6s]

I thought that was The Texas Chainsaw Massacre II. Or is this an inside joke?

[@criticalgeek9187]

Panamory Fantasia That was the reference, yes ;)

[@user-mi4rm7ih6s]

The Critical Geek Gotcha

[@FrenchPaul1988]

Excellent reference here. :)

[@SuperSwordman1]

Really? I mean, I can barely believe the FIRST one was taken seriously but they didn't get that THIS one was a parody?

[@JAM4077]

Holy s@@@. I just did a double take when you made that Eddie and the Cruisers reference. That's one of my favorite rock movies, outside of Eddie and the Cruisers II.

[@VeryDryBones]

OMG YES!!!! I thought I was going to have to wait a year for you to review one of my biggest guilty pleasures.

[@danieljones361]

I hope you review the early 80s romance "Independence Day", that way you can trick people with the title card + opening gag! It'll be like when Todd in the Shadows did a review of "Float On" for April Fools' Day.

[@SotheX]

i needed this, thanks Brad

[@drfumbles1598]

The Driller Killer is my spirit animal...

[@theangrylibrarian8158]

A new snob video? All other tasks suddenly seem less important!

[@55bueller]

Yeah but they were never really important

[@agentleman4610]

I remember my horror movie binges where I'd rent a dozen or so horror films and watch them over a weekend. This was one of them and I never stopped laughing. Good times.

[@55bueller]

I never thought I'd hear you mention my favourite male vocalist Stephen Stills!

[@charltonmcmillen7422]

Been waiting for years for you to review this one! loved this and rented it all the time growing up,lol. thank ya, snob

[@gantzisballs]

Roger Corman made this movie. That is EVERYTHING you need to know right there.

[@justin2308]

gantzisballs So, in your opinion, good or bad?

[@Rottenberg666]

Wow, this villain is actually pretty awesome

[@Shiirow]

we all know the porn will win. this is the internet.

[@doughboydevito4529]

+Shiirow I thought the exact same thing.

[@theblocksays]

Which is why I really hope he talks about this little gem from TokyoPop of all distributors (guess they didn't always deal in Anime) www.badmovies.org/movies/ghosthustlers/

[@KristenDETW]

Exactly.

[@JulioCCruz]

Independence Day porn : "From Uranus to Your Anus".

[@9-bitfox]

Fox: Oh go watch independence day resurgence review to find out who won lok

[@LowCountryMatt]

Thank you for that Shock Treatment reference

[@The80sSlasher_]

Can't wait for another A Nightmare On Elm Street video. And I am surprised you didnt mention Juliette Cummins was both in this and A New Beginning.

[@maugos]

Huh, that first scene of the guy getting drilled through the chest was pretty well done. Kinda surprised, actually.

[@undertakerdan55]

When are we getting Hellraiser riffs? I need the Snob going batshit because of those movies

[@ireallylovepie]

Come on Brad, Good Will movie shopping is the best way to find the classics. In all seriousness I have actually found some pretty damn good films at my local store.

[@lankey6969]

I love these reviews. Please never stop!

[@MrAndrewrock]

gotta love the villain

[@vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520]

brad you seem to know everytime I'm having a bad day.

[@nichecarved2433]

That was my favorite episode of Heathcliff, for real. Probably only saw it once, but it stuck with me.

[@rouka120]

I needed this today. This was fantastic.

[@stevensmokes5476]

I love how the driller killer sing let's buzz

[@SarcasticPossum]

"Hi Matt~!" Matt: HI...

[@WilfredoWolganG]

I love your call backs to previous episodes

[@Nymphonomicon]

Any chance someone can convince Andrew "Dice" Clay to play the killer in a reboot of this film?

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Nymphonomicon I convinced Baptista to star in that new 90s kids spy buddy-cop movie that’s out now, I’m sure I can do this for ya

[@mibevan]

Cool the snobs letting us pick his poison.

[@mariawhite7337]

You know thinking of this movie, it could be a good allegory to a psychology scared woman's idea of her first time having sex. All her fear of the pain, and penetration, the blood that would come from the hymen and how its... well SCARY because of that. So instead of being a subpar slasher movie, its now a movie about penetration of virgins.

[@yourmother7052]

*subpar movie about penetration of virgins. ftfy

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

That's what is. It was written & directed by a very smart girl!

[@WorstGuitarGuy]

What I found hilarious about this movie (besides the bad acting), is in the “Let’s Buzz” section , the girl was already at the door banging to get in while the driller killer just started his number DOWNSTAIRS!! Her bastard friends refused to let her in within a 2 minutes musical bit

[@genesisbenavides8241]

Girl: Hi Matt Brad: *deep voice* Hi

[@genesisbenavides8241]

I mean Matt

[@jack0skeleton666]

the first thing I thought of when they started singing was "I want to be the very best!" fucking Pokémon theme song programmed into my brain!

[@TDog14126]

Hope you review part 3! :) I love how Crystal Bernard REFUSES to talk about this movie, lol

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

Does she really? If I were in something like this, I'd be thrilled to talk about it.

[@TDog14126]

lol, at least Julia-Louis Dreyfus admits to Troll.

[@SAM-ru4vx]

the seinfeld julia luis dryfus or the other one from kill bill?

[@TDog14126]

Seinfeld, not sure what Julia you are talking about from Kill Bill...

[@charltonmcmillen7422]

It's dumb when actor's refuse to talk about a movie they have done. As far, as this, it's better than Wings,lol. Crystal should realize there's a whole fan base out here that would really dig it if she would though. Not sure what she could say about it but, it'd be funny seeing her trying to explain it.

[@reikun86]

I appreciated the Eddie and the Cruisers reference. Michael Pare is one of my favorite actors. :)

[@reddragon0624]

I would totally watch a revenge movie where a blow up doll comes to life and starts killing all the perverts that did really messed up stuff to her.

[@s.bakyhnh1756]

Call Troma.

[@RaccoonRevolution]

Is it just me, or was that kind of the most amazing slasher weapon ever?

[@Life_RPG]

Cinema Snob videos make my day.

[@nowhere5737]

Ben Tramer was real life friend of John Carpenter and a producer of the TV show Saved by the Bell.

[@Meirstein]

Are we going to get a cinema snob for the myth of safe sex?

[@oz_jones]

I fucking hope so.

[@quibquatch3975]

"KRUEGER IS NOT GOING TO STOP THE DREAM MAN FROM KILLING YOU" I spit out my Chipotle chicken bowl I was eating from laughter when I heard that hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

[@TheTrashball]

Woohooo, Hellraiser reference! Still hoping for a Hellraiser review

[@theweirdworldofchoptopsawy9501]

I actually thought this driller killer was the best. Dude gave no fux at all 😭

[@mikethegrunty5968]

Renting slumber party massacre, nightmare on elmstreet , and eddy and the cruisers sounds like a typical weekend on highschool. Except I'd also rent the fist of the North Star movie(the anime version)for the 30th time

[@mikethegrunty5968]

+Remo Williams because that's what go me into anime

[@mikethegrunty5968]

+Remo Williams my bad. Yeah, it was pretty assy. Plus had no heart of madness , which is instant fail

[@DaveGrean]

Luckily we have torrents nowadays, so I haven't had to pay a fine for bringing in a DVD late since I was a kid.

[@p.jnoonan220]

2:29 I didn't know this was the sequel to, "To Find a Yeti" as well the Slumber party massacre.

[@jacobdrolet4262]

Who that rocker with a guitar drill nailed so many teenage to death by dance rock with so many rock puns too. Very hilarious review of the movie can’t stop laughing 😂, fantastic job.

[@AngelofMusic04]

2:59 - Matt may not be Ben Tramer but he certainly has that Big Joe Grizzly down to the T.

[@marshmallowsontop]

I'm having 80's Dan flashbacks, which I'm just fine with because 80's Dan was awesome! I know Brad hinted at an 80's Dan movie a few years ago when he was talking about casting Linkara as Rob, I hope the movie is still is happening, If not now then hopefully sometime in the near future. Maybe we'll finally learn more about Smitty, how he and Dan really met, who he really was and just how many college co-eds he "strangled" before being brought to justice.

[@kevinthepilgrim]

You and me, sister. Hope he brings the character back anytime soon.

[@christankersley8234]

The killer in this movie looks like a cross between Andrew "Dice" Clay and the lead singer of Social Distortion.

[@TheRcanmeananything]

Ah. I needed this after yesterday.

[@venomnbk3326]

This is the best of the trilogy.

[@godzillaprime]

Hey Snob, you should do Creepshow 3. Jk. Don't wanna lose you.

[@ajciccar3]

I have never seen this movie in full. Back in the 90's when going through the channels I would see parts of it, thought it was pretty poor. But every now and then I would go through the channels and see the pillow fight scene. Crystal Bernard was a hottie.

[@rencfalan]

Finally! Love this movie.

[@AlexaRobin21]

What Bruce Wayne actually saw before losing his parents.

[@Avigorus]

Okay now I also want to see a DVD-R Hell of The Myth of Safe Sex!

[@mrclinebricks4058]

I still love the Driller theme.

[@lunarbeing4982]

Love to finish my daily drills with some Cinema Snob inputs.

[@definitelynotyourmom42]

"HI" just had me lose it

[@Irondrone4]

I don't know, Brad; you're giving us such great choices for the Independence Day review! I don't know which one would be best to make you suffer through! You spoil us too much.

[@trinidadbotello9906]

I really need to see this movie.

[@Replicaate]

Maybe they could've just pacified the Driller Killer by inviting him to front their band?