Small Penis Prank by Tom Mabe

[@gothicheart8086]

Anyone who goes past all those empty spots just to park right next to car further away - has a problem.

[@Mike-su8si]

Yeah they don't want there car messed with or hit by shopping carts because they're paranoid

[@MabeInAmerica]

For the guys who don't get the joke.. In the states, it's very common for people to park very close to your sports car, often on both sides, making it hard to get in your car... Even when you park in the very back... If you pay $80,000 for a car you try to park where people won't ding it..

[@THE2OLDGUYSSHOWt2ogs]

Tommy you a crazy fool..but I love you ! funny shit! Leon prank 1 and 2 lmao

[@Distrance]

MabeInAmerica Come on Mabe we need more small penis pranks ;)

[@palidd]

+MabeInAmerica Doing this in Cali is funny doing it in KY takes balls XD he could of had a gun or 2 or 5

[@spetsnaz892]

+MabeInAmerica you're an idiot. He parked farther away than 95% of people who park beside another vehicle, he was able to fully open his door without even coming close to your car... so what he wants to take a look at your car? this is just a "look at me I drive a porsche and everyone else is inferior to me"

[@charlescrooke13]

+MabeInAmerica Nobody cares how expensive your car is and you made this video to show it off

[@rockkstarr8305]

I've never understood why people insist on parking right beside another car when the parking lot is almost empty. Once I was literally the ONLY car parked in the lot and someone else came and parked in the spot beside me, like wtf?!

[@SamnissArandeen]

There's three spaces open to either side of me and you still have to park over the line right next to my door. That I cannot go a single driving day without encountering, and I park near the back of the lot.

[@rockkstarr8305]

same here!!

[@desperado71]

it's like some sort of personality disorder that they do this

[@thomasraahauge5231]

Some people feel safer when parked in numbers. It's a pack or herd thing, and we humans are actually quite prone to this.

[@desperado71]

Agree, never thought of it like that. Makes sense.

[@mastamckay7241]

"i mean, i'll take your word... ya know, i'll take your word for it." LMFAO

[@BetoTheButcher]

Don't be apologetic for buying a Porsche. Buy what makes you happy. I don't understand all these people bashing people with Porsches or any nice super expensive sports car. Jealousy and envy come to mind.

[@MabeInAmerica]

I love my car, thanks!

[@wayne11122000]

MabeInAmerica I wouldn't have a problem with your so called prank if they actually damaged your vehicle. How fucking far away you park doesn't give you ownership off all the spaces around you. The sign is one thing thing, approaching him to harass him is another. Fuck you, you were in the wrong here, and I would have no sympathy for you getting your ass kicked.

[@jayjo448]

Beto Aguirre It doesn't matter what kind of car you buy, people will bash it. Nothing to do with jealousy or envy, just personal taste.

[@LearningBotNoob]

Jay Jo FUCK YOUR BUGATTI

[@jayjo448]

LearningBotNoob AND SAME TO YOUR HONDA

[@koolbeelz9784]

I remember when I first watched this I couldn't stop laughing even after the video I was busting out laughing in class a day after watching this just the memory is funny

[@danthemango]

porche 9/11 never forget

[@xKOREANxAMERICAx]

never forgetti

[@sharpemang]

Lmao

[@saddamhussein3849]

9/11 It's the best! :D

[@Perkele_Itse]

Daniel Guenther Inside job!

[@x1shotllama]

Jet fuel can't melt engine blocks.

[@vizikhungoqolora3171]

I love it when he he asks him for ID then says he'll take his word for it..

[@dertythegrower]

Looks fake. I watch people, people don't do 2 things in these videos...... first, the guy records the truck and seems to know the truck is going to park next to his vehicle even though the truck was wayyyy near the front cars still. I can MAYBE see this not being fake. BUt then the 2nd thing..... the guy walks up and goes to put his keys in, but instead of LOOKING AT HIS DOOR NEXT, he looks DIRECTLY at the sign. I call rigged prank, so obvious, kids, pay attention watch again... that is just too fishy people, open your eyes

[@commando8088]

I own a 1964 Impala, I work as a cashier and park in the very farthest possible spot in the lot, I literally can't go a day without some jackass parking directly next to me...

[@onemanshow4116]

WelcomeToYoure DOOM Not very smart. The shopping cart is likely to roll right into the side of your car.

[@Ompmovies]

Tom you've done it with this one. You need to make more pranks like this. I also love how he thinks you're intimidated in the beginning and you come out and start chanting about how he has a small penis. This is utterly hilarious man! You got my props! :)

[@rickb9118]

"I've got a tape measure in the car!" Bwaaaaahaaa!!!!

[@dominic0147]

omg dude i fucking love you !!! ha ha ha this is some shit i would totally do XD i wanna have a beer with you

[@MabeInAmerica]

You gain a salute from everyone here.. Thanks for what you guys are doing!

[@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat]

This is one of your funniest videos of all-time! There is another way to get back at the parking lot douche bags. They make some REALLY adhesive stickers (that you can have a buddy at a print shop put anything your heart desires on them). Then, place them on their vehicles ON THE PAINT! You need a razor blade to get them off of a window. Off of the paint? That's an even bigger problem. I live be the motto of not getting mad but getting even.

[@TylerMantup]

Gave plenty of room to not ding your car. He only took a quick glance at your car and obviously was the reason he parked there. If he wanted to be an asshole he would of parked close enough to ding your car and spit on it or whatever. Simply parking next to it to glance at it doesn't mean anything other than that he is a car guy and likes to look at nice cars (even though I'm not really a fan of Porsche 911's).

[@stsk7]

I wish somebody did one of these on me I would have laughed and gone along with it. I don't understand why people are so aggressive all the time

[@blame7121]

It's called the small penis syndrome. P.S. I know that I might be 5 years too late for this comment.

[@LeahnardoDuhVinchi]

Oh no, people park next to your mid-life crisis car legally with a reasonable amount of space separating you from them. Life is such a malaise of despair. Do you need some hot cocoa and and a fucking teddy bear?

[@AnabolicAsylum]

Tom Mabe definitely deserves more recognition than he receives. Thanks Tom!

[@rogtech8]

The cow bell was the icing on the cake! LOL

[@GodFatherCVI]

Priceless!

[@ba09942]

Y do guys get so sensitive with this sign

[@mannybaq]

You're clearly female 😂

[@zebraboyz1]

I bought a Porsche during a midlife crisis. I think we all know who has a real problem with themself.

[@MabeInAmerica]

Crap, I just bought a beach house too, what does that mean?

[@zebraboyz1]

1. Looks fakish (not saying it is) but I you kinda jumped the gun following that truck but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt 2. (In complete all seriousness not trying to be a jerk here) You bought a midlife crisis? Was it just spur of the moment or face you always wanted one? 3. Why a 911 of all things but to each his own I guess and we all have opinions, it's your money spend it how you like (congrats on the beach house btw) 4. Really small jokes? Isn't bullying generally a sign of insecurity, family issues, or internal strife? ( I actually did laugh at the cowbell part I'll give you that) 5. I know you're not a jerk but you could have done something better we can both admit that And 6. Me and my little bro share this account he's 14 im 18 I have a car, it's not nearly (2012 ford focus se) as expensive as yours but I do value it and I do understand where you're coming from, I don't like people parking next to me, especially when you park far far away but that goes back to where a better prank could have been done. (I also want to apologize for my brothers earlier comments, he doesn't care for Porsche and that's his opinion, and he should have kept it to himself. I personally don't care for them myself but I do appreciate the quality of them. Overall it's a decent video but you've had better ones. Once again sorry for my brothers rude and dis-tasteful comments, I hope you can forgive him

[@jaguar123987x]

+MabeInAmerica That you have 20 years tops lol

[@saveEarth69]

+MabeInAmerica theres the wise investment. unless you're scared of tsunami's, then yer fcked mate

[@saveEarth69]

why not get a tesla and call it a day? or even a diesel super car, audi. you gonna save a lot of money

[@MabeInAmerica]

Yes! Finally! someone gets it!

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[@ForeverStarWatcher]

I laughed so hard when you drought out the cow bell thingy

[@saleemjavaid8870]

To show his "permit to park here," all he had to do was drop his pants.

[@HeyHeyHockeytown35]

"Every kid with a Honda civic and a loud muffler wants to drag race ya" lmao

[@rexjolles]

Ricers lmao

[@anonymoize]

I don't get this at all, just seems like a 'look at me, I own a Porsche' video. There was loads of room to get in and out of the vehicle.

[@nexzaros7951]

+Batch No. 1 The guy parked there because the sportscar was there to make it harder for him to get in. Basically it was a prank to punish the rude guy.

[@kimmykakes4654]

+Nex Zaros Hey numb nuts, this is America. He gets in on the other side

[@robesterd8132]

@@kimmykakes4654 LMAOO

[@VinceGwhite]

Tom Mabe doth protest too much, methinks.

[@ThunderingDiesel]

whos here from ifunny?

[@ThunderingDiesel]

sub to me @RomanAtwoodVIogs

[@firstlast-wb9ss]

me

[@GarryandBrad]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOM MABE BE KILLIN IT!

[@honestlynotmyname]

He should have moved the sign in front of the Porsche...

[@positivesecret]

WHY?

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[@ArjunPakrashi]

one of the epic ones. Best part is when Tom starts singing :D.

[@saddamhussein3849]

3:22 Some one make a techno remix of that now!

[@WhatIsARyan]

omfg I cried laughing at the cowbell xD

[@tararockrevivalbebe6427]

Well i had a yellow 2009 Dodge Viper ACR. I do not anymore it’s 2018. I have a normal car now lol. BUT couple years ago my husband and I bought a fun sports car used Viper, but it was new to us. We just got married no kids at the time. We went to the mall. Of course I was freaking out telling him to park it far out cause I didn’t want it to get a scratch or anything. So we parked just how you did in your video. We came back to the car and low behold some piece of shit car parked next to our car. My husband was like “so what”. Not me “I was upset” why park next to my new car. I have it parked out this far for a reason. People who are jerks will do just what that idiot did in this video. He did not damage the car but still was there any reason to park next to that bad ass car parked far? NO! So don’t park next to someone’s sports car if it’s parked far. I find that very disrespectful!!

[@SuperiorApostate]

well that's your problem and not someone elses. Park in your garage.

[@berserker823]

Damn, I love you Tom Mabe! I was feeling down in the dumps and watching this video made me feel so much better! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

[@mightbegenius]

favorite prank vid of all time. Jealous douchebags ruin everything.

[@tcgmalsays]

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine? With the porcupine the pricks are on the outside.

[@lovelygirl4872]

Why do men get so offended? Must hit a nerve. 😂

[@bart1534]

Veronica Medina because he’s insecure about his size. Nothing more to it

[@Col92019]

It's like telling a woman she has small breast

[@prestodigitator]

I'm sure someone in the 4K+ comments below has put this too, but i personally try to park near expensive cars for the simple reason that i figure that THEY will be less likely to ding MY car with theirs so therefore its a safer spot for my car. I'm sure there ARE idiots around who are just jealous of the nice car, but I certainly dont think that first guy was one of those.

[@brocourtney]

+prestodigitator That's a good point. I never thought of it that way.

[@nexzaros7951]

+prestodigitator He could have parked in one of the middle 100 spaces next to nobody...

[@AImighty]

Yeah I can see your point but you’re gonna make the owner of that car nervous.

[@videoomaster]

Best part is how the guy got really mad at the sign lol like I woulda chuckled and just left

[@bryanvargas377]

Its just a basic porche

[@NETWizzJbirk]

Next time move the Porsche first just for safety reasons.

[@Hinamedrew]

I. Can't believe you tube didn't recommend this channel for me sooner. The small weiner parking next to the 911 Porsche with the guy and his is. Truck so fuxking, funny. I laughed and replayed it over and over im a new subscriber please make more videos .

[@CalvinHikes]

Just move the sign in front of the Porsche, it makes more sense.

[@Zenkai76]

Nope, people with big trucks are compensating.

[@juliananaya3995]

Zenkai76 or maybe they just like big trucks?

[@AngelPerez-dw8ou]

Zenkai76 Maybe they just like offroading? I like trucks because you can go in every terrain but with a car you cant. Like some hypercars and super cars and sports cars are super low and its a pain to not get a scratch. But with a lifted truck you domt have to worry about that.

[@greenthizzle4]

Zenkai76 I drive a small cheap car, I can honestly say it's more likely that somebody with a Porsche has a small penis then somebody with a truck (depends) people with Porsches either got too much money, a small dick, or they having a midlife crisis

[@MabeInAmerica]

Trust me, it doesn’t

[@AndyRease]

Why would anyone want to hire this "comedian" after this shameful display?

[@erfearnotbutgod]

AndyRease cuz he’s funny and applies himself instead of watching videos and commenting......

[@joeshmo5684]

i wonder why people do that... (deliberately park next to him) i could understand if they're like... lonely and think people who own those cars are cool and just want to talk to them but if they are doing it to piss you off f*** them

[@adamterwilligar7673]

This stuff happens and you don't even need to have that nice of a car. I just bought a blue Subaru BRZ and the day I bought it, I went to pick up some groceries. I didn't park all the way at the back or anything but I did park far enough away that there were available spaces on each side of my car. Of course, I come out and someone has parked their giant pick-up truck right next to me and I've had a few other instances of this since then too. Why is it always giant pick-up trucks?

[@blendergaming1579]

For the people saying he was being ridiculous, he was. But you do have to realize that people hate it when you have nice cars and some people will scratch them out of shear jealousy. He parked away from everyone else and there was plenty of spaces for other people to park in. I actually try to park away from people no matter what vehicle I'm in, that way I don't have to worry about hitting anyone's car or them hitting mine.

[@cm1611]

Lol. Love it. Great job Tom. Keep em coming. I have the same issue with my Truck. Common Courtesy / Unwritten Rule says give someone 1 space if they park way far away 😎

[@MrDarthWookie]

Omg this is sooooo funny! Hahahahhaha I mean you put a sign saying small penis parking in front of his is when he didn't park that close to you anyway! Omg so clever and no childish at all! Rof lmao!!!!

[@andrewjorlin]

oh boo hoo you can't park near my car

[@Rubbersoulful]

Did you compose and perform this music yourself? If so you're a right Mozart or Scriabin type!

[@22laith22]

That's was kind of mean. He likes your car and you wanted to park next to it cause it's a nice car. Then you insult him and you took it a little too far. You're lucky he didn't damage your Porsche, cause I sure would of

[@KronikKlutcher24]

Naw, that guy was just being a "weiner head" parking next to the car.

[@NathanaelTheAussie]

KronikKlutcher24 naww, he was an overacting prick

[@JohnLicks]

People who park far away from the store with a nice car usually do it for a reason. Ya know, so no one else parks next to them and dents the car? There were PLENTY of spots closer that he could of parked in. It's common courtesy. But for some reason, the guy looks familar in another video so I can't help but wonder if this is a setup and they are friends?

[@jadorejayce]

He didn't know it was his car.. He did get out of another truck.

[@Mooncat747]

***** lol. He probably writes "should of" too.

[@Supyallable]

Who's here from ifunny?😂

[@AndrewRyanIntl]

yes

[@radwanafiouni]

Me

[@kaylajohnson3312]

My dad drives a 67 camaro and parks all the way in the back of buildings where no one else is, and there's always one asshole that parks next to him when we get back.

[@nlimskater]

They enjoy being around your car, you should be grateful you can own that car! He can park where ever the hell he wants, if you don't want someone parking next to your car don't park in a public area.

[@nlimskater]

IIproductionsII That's the whole reason they should be grateful are you kidding?

[@nlimskater]

IIproductionsII I am glad you deserve it and you probably do, what I am trying to say is that you should be happy you have the opportunity to make that much money compared to everyone else who also works hard and also "deserves it". Anyone that's just my opinion/youtube comment I can't change the way you think or want to, just giving my 2 cents.

[@nlimskater]

***** Far from correct. Being grateful is the biggest motivator look at Bill Gates, grateful for what he has and donates billions every year.

[@EpicHotCheese]

Ok... The cowbell just earned you a new subscriber LOL

[@lin2k4]

I think the guy was just impressed, he's probably never seen a car like that in his entire life.

[@ColtCobra2002]

He should have just moved the sign in front of the porsche and left, then the sign would have been correct.

[@ColtCobra2002]

< career is a race vehicle mechanic for one of the largest Motorsports companies in the world.... Trust me, I'm not jealous of a gussied up Volkswagen.

[@caseythefalcon81]

Lol, yeah you're jealous. And you're all talk. In reality you probably work at a Wendy's or something. Haha

[@AngelPerez-dw8ou]

Chicha 17 Lmfao yeah like it can demolish a F150 Ford Shelby. Like it can demolish a 1500 horse power Monster Truck, like it can demolish a 400,000 dollar monster truck or a 200,000 mud truck. Haha silly city boy

[@Col92019]

ColtCobra2002 how do you know?.you been peeking through his window you pie hawker?.

[@anthax1]

people park close to expensive cars because they know that the owners will be careful getting back into their own cars. this eliminates at least 1/2 of potentential dings and nics.

[@SchaferTheRicer]

That guy has a nice truck though with a shortbed singlecab. I always park next to people who appear to take pride in their cars only to keep my car safer. But Ive judged wrong before and they ended up dinging mine

[@Brainhorn]

This is called "Projecting" by Tom Mabe

[@A42yearoldARAB]

should have did this some more. btw have the same problem with parking in back every car i get they do the same shit. cant own noce things anymore

[@Malakaiea]

you're the child in all these situations

[@Col92019]

Malakaiea 😂😂😂😂

[@phas3d]

911s are for posers and people who think they know how to drive.

[@aSASa45454]

jelly lol

[@aaroncookerly5766]

I bet you have a Honda lmao.

[@aSASa45454]

Aaron Cookerly heyy :(( jk i have chevy lolwaitthatsnotbetter

[@Nosdormu]

i wouldn't judge until you've driven a 930 turbo, assuming you don't crash and burn. it's called the Widowmaker for a reason, after all :)

[@AlchEm1st88]

911's are for people who either want to look like they have money to burn, want to learn how to drive fast, or already know how to drive fast lol. I'm more into Japanese cars; (see channel for insane must be out of my mind build lol) but I'd certainly love to drive a proper 911 Turbo at the track! Or maybe a GT3 RS...but that car probably has a higher limit than I do as a driver though and I'm not ashamed to admit it LOL.

[@rexjolles]

Porsches are nice machines. I would prefer a pre 1990 model myself, but they are all great cars.

[@TheTerminator1919]

Haha wow was it necessary to park right next to the Porche...nope. When your car is worth 10 cars you keep it away from other cars. That's the bottom line. Haters do what that guy in the truck did.

[@willboler830]

What if these people just like your car and want to get a good look at it? If you don't like the attention, then sell it. Funny video tho.

[@PinoyHeroAD]

I could see you and BigDaws doing a collab. Your guys' pranks are too funny

[@TerryB751]

Surprised he didn't smash the car on the way out. 😁

[@carmichaelmoritz8662]

awesome video , its funny how certain people get soooooo offended so quick .

[@ArjunPakrashi]

Searched for this, came back. This is just one of those KZbin gems.

[@claydo8117]

this just happends. people like being close to other people! i had a chevy blazer, i would go to the grocery store on a sunday night at 10 oclock so i wouldnt have to deal with lines. i would park out aways just so someone wouldnt come along and scratch my vehicle. it wasnt because it was some great car, i just didnt want it scratched, yet every single time when i would come out of the store someone would be parked right next to me. it must just be human nature or something.

[@josephsummers2427]

I always park far from the store and only get people parking next to me maybe 10% of the time? I like to park far also because of getting door dings and scratches on my classic truck.

[@ArjunPakrashi]

Searched for this and came back yet again.

[@tifftreads]

Tom is trying to get f$$&ked up lmao

[@GamePhysics]

Though this is a pretty stupid reason to put up a sign like that (Because he didn't park in two spaces) who the fuck parks right next to someone else when there are a ton of other parking spaces, and much closer to the store too? I can not understand why anyone would do that.

[@SuperHorseman22]

GamePhysics maybe he parked far enough away to get his walking in. He probably needed to lose some weight and is taking the action needed to do that. A lot of people in Ohio and Kentucky need to take some action like that! Maybe u do too!

[@GamePhysics]

SuperHorseman22 Lol, I don't think the kilos will come dropping off by walking 50 more meters to get to walmart where you can buy a load of fried chicken and mountain dew. Also, any normal person would leave at least one space in between the cars if there is room for it.

[@SuperHorseman22]

GamePhysics I would not leave one space!

[@GamePhysics]

SuperHorseman22 Why not?

[@SuperHorseman22]

GamePhysics cause I HAve a small penis:))

[@loca4nailz402]

If you can't handle the heat, then get tf out the kitchen!! Meaning, if you can't handle the shit that comes your way with that Porsche then YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOT IT!!! your no teenager, you know having a nice, expensive car like that, that people will want to race, and park beside it!!

[@potugadu5160]

I don't understand this. What is the big deal if somebody parked their vehicle next to Porsche 911, it is not like the vehicle is parked very close to Porsche and blocked its door. People might have been just curious or fascinated and parked their car next to Posche! This prank would've been good on its own without the sermon. Maybe Tom thinks all other vehicles are beneath his Porsche 911 so they should keep a respectful distance?

[@cizzlen07]

This is the funniest original shit I’ve ever seen

[@jaredtorres1859]

Says he will beat your ass and couldn't even catch him. LOL

[@JonDGAF]

This happens all the time. I have a decent car, nothing special. I don't mind parking further away so that other peoples doors and carts don't ding my car. I wanna say 8 out of times there will be someone who parks right next to my car even though half the parking lot is empty.

[@AImighty]

I understand Toms frustration. I have a cool car too and people love to try racing me all the time too and when I’m parked far away from everyone or parked in a spot where there are tons of other spots there’s always that one jackass who parks next to me. Happened to me today, parked in front of a building with about 7 other open spots. Come back to my car 2 hours later to see a green charger parked sideways next to my car yet there were tons of their spots open. Amazingly they didn’t ding, scratch or smudge on my car so at least they were considerate. Stuff like that is why I’m extra OCD with my car and would rather park far and walk. I never understood people who like parking next to nice cars, have some consideration. We park far for a reason, we don’t ask for much, at least we give other people closer spots. If you think my car is cool, great take a pic but don’t be a jackass.

[@MichaelLesesne]

This is brilliant and true of any good looking car. People are jealous haters. I noticed this with my own car and I don't even have a Porsche, yet.

[@cebedeuz]

Oh boy indeed. So, in America it is not allowed to park next to the Porsche? Sorry, but this prank made Porsches owner look like a Porches owner. ;)

[@jerryhamer]

I’ll take your word for it. Lmfao

[@Bryntwulf]

To those of you who dont get it; The reason he did this was because it should be obvious that when a car is parked far from all other cars that they dont want anyone parking next to them, especially in cases involving sports cars or rare cars. No one minds that other drivers stop to look at it, they simply want their space, which you can give them by parking two or three spots away, rather than directly adjacent.

[@busterthe2]

Looking back. This was faked.

[@moparecodiesel]

This is super awesome, This happened to me with my classic mustangs, it would make me so mad, I would go back to my car and find 4 cars surrounding me every time

[@turbostixxx]

Wait where was the Honda with loud muffler wanting to race you? This prank was kind silly. Maybe he's a Porsche enthusiast like you and was hoping he could catch you at some point to talk about your car. I once had the same mentality you have with parking far away and how I'd get mad when someone parked close to me. I calmed down and realized it was a form of flattery.

[@turbostixxx]

Life is too short. Once you get your first ding, people tend to calm down and not take it so seriously. :)

[@khonlaox1]

Haha true for me too I own a lancer evolution x and no matter how far I park there's always that someone who wants to park next to me or wants to drag race , I'm thinking to my self chill dude I just want my food and go home haaa

[@jarrodmitchell1307]

My friend Tom is "literally in tears from laughing".

[@MabeInAmerica]

Yes, I got that porsche at a repo auction! it was brand new too

[@jameswalls9468]

This is the absolute truth. Drive a nice car, park in the middle of nowhere, come back, 3 or 4 cars around it. WHAT THE HELL is up with these morons ? Do they think it makes their car look better, make them somebody ? My most favorite vehicle I've ever owned was a '72 Ford pick up (I'm a Chevy man), the front clip wrapped around the motor, headlights duct taped in, no hood, 4 different colors. Park that truck close to the building, come out, NO cars anywhere close. Driving down the road, see people start to pull out in front of you, then they realize "that guy don't give a shit" , NOBODY pulled out in front of me. Pretty bad you got to drive a piece of shit to left the hell alone. Damn I loved that truck, paid $300. for it.

[@JoelWissing3rd]

Tom your pranks always stand out from others cuz you have the guts to risk your neck. Thank you

[@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat]

This is one of your funniest videos of all-time! There is another way to get back at the parking lot douche bags. They make some REALLY adhesive stickers (that you can have a buddy at a print shop put anything your heart desires on them). Then, place them on their vehicles ON THE PAINT! You need a razor blade to get them off of a window. Off of the paint? That's an even bigger problem. I live be the motto of not getting mad but getting even.

[@jameshicks7125]

The psychology of this parking scenario is pretty interesting. This is primate behaviour 101 with classic oedipal and phallic complex thrown in. It isn't that he has a small penis per se, but the Porsche represents the success and alpha position of another Male, causing him to feel inadequate, to have symbolically small phallus which manifests as a feeling of powerlessness. This was probably driven by an inability to please a father figure during early childhood socialization. He assumes the Porsche owner is another guy, who on some level probably represents the success that he never achieved, whom his father was disappointed in. Freud's castration anxiety, Lacan's Phallic anxiety and Sapolsky's primate behavior all rolled into one. It's pretty hilarious and kind of sad at the same time. He got angry, because the prank began to expose what Lacan referred to as the Barred Subject. The unresolved anxiety and anger towards his father.

[@favrerules04]

I take the extra step to park away from the crowds and in desolate areas of parking lots and inevitably some jerk off will come along and park RIGHT NEXT TO ME! I've been trying to think of ways to get revenge, but only in ways that would get me arrested and/or sued. This was kinda funny

[@crocodylus73]

Dude's sensitive about it.

[@MustangWriter]

I read the comments... but I thought this was funnier than $#!+ Reminded me of the time I came back from being offshore (ocean oil rig) and a sign had fallen on my car parked in the parking lot. I saw that it had dented my hood. When I grabbed the sign and lifted it up I read it... it said "No Parking". LOL. You could almost hear sad trombone sounds. But then I can laugh at myself when I think how absurd the world can be. Thanks for the laugh and the memories.