Smart Suitcase

[@TicklishWombat]

I want a smart sandwich that tells me the remaining percentage of sandwich I have left with push notifications

[@ibillisticsheep3264]

Casey Brown honestly same

[@Hi-Im-Gib]

Or even better.... a smart sandwich that tells you if it's being eaten

[@ahamsandwich5528]

100% sandwich remaining.

[@jasonhalimz1161]

I want a sandwich that gets restored every bite

[@Zetvue]

@@jasonhalimz1161 the only smart product I want

[@stardoogalaxie9314]

if the suitcase cant roll on its own it aint smart.

[@roadroller8851]

If the suitcase cant graduate college it aint smart.

[@Catboi9000]

You and those who responded to this comment are smart.

[@domhyrule]

You fucking wait buddy. Hoping for a DLC soon

[@whoopingmuffin9700]

If your suitcase cant answer the birch and swinnerton-dyer conjecture, can effect reality on a massive scale, and be used as a sous-vide cooking container all at once....... it aint smart

[@SamuelMarkLawrenceRoy]

i hope it has a *make me a sandwich* feature

[@skipt7660]

I'm just waiting for the worlds first smart smart phone where you need a smartphone and wifi to use your smart smart phone

[@vitalnutrients744]

LUPIA LUPIA that’s called a smart watch

[@SingingWhileDrunk]

@@vitalnutrients744 you're right my God....

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Be quiet before they get ideas

[@damionshort823]

It better solve world hunger and fix my suicidal tendencies or else.

[@jeremebp]

@@damionshort823 Hey, find something a bit more achievable to fix that. Hope you're hanging in there. (Not a suicide pun I swear.)

[@nieveangeletti1271]

"Smart Underwear. Theyre so smart, you might just shart."

[@GlitchyOnAChair]

I'm wheezing

[@xs2196]

Nice

[@Rainbow__cookie]

come with a built in toilet so you dont need to go in the toilet anymore

[@zeberiko]

He do be rhym'in doe 😳😳😳

[@armaan1457]

“Takes pictures of your willy and arse and sells it to the internet”

[@eastonboggs6154]

Why don’t they put a FIND MY SUITCASE feature on the app

[@pastasalad3940]

Easton Boggs See, now that's a good idea

[@Justalilsilly]

Because that makes the product bearable

[@grim1044]

Or if it has a lock/code , add a feature is it locked

[@grim1044]

Yes cause people would want to keep this after losing it

[@user-10021]

Easton Boggs they should’ve added a feature that makes the suitcase calculate the weight it has when packed, that would actually be something useful for flights

[@Adam-wc6cf]

Samsara : The Worlds First A.S.S (Aluminum Smart Suitcase)

[@computershoplovestory]

Random DudeMan up you go my friend

[@BerryMckHawkener]

The 1 ass i wont eat.

[@whoopingmuffin9700]

jexrutin so what your saying is that is the worlds first wandering ass

[@powderedwater4742]

@jexrutin wow you looked that up just now too?

[@asid5240]

Lmao

[@grirrat]

Notice that there was already a smart suitcase, but it was made of polymer. This is NOT the worlds first smart suitcase, but it is the worlds first aluminum alloy smart suitcase.

[@mineblastgrind7281]

And the actuall smart suitcase was good this is just sh*t

[@mymanslippy]

I saw , I haven’t heard of the other one but I knew there was because they specifically said aluminium

[@Psycho250785]

Yep, it was Bluesmart.

[@Sly94]

"a new and better way to travel" until all of those battery banks embedded in those suitcases start blowing up/bursting into flames while on a flight

[@TheBokkelul]

lol pay $500 for a smart suitcase; get barred from entering through airport security.

[@Beepbeepbopper]

You're also only limited to carrying the luggage on the flight because battery banks AREN'T FUCKING ALLOWED FOR STORAGE

[@CaptainDoomsday]

It doesn't say where you're travelling. But it's the afterlife with 72 virgins if you do it right.

[@jessezslayers]

And what about the x-ray scanning the suitcase? It'll either fry it or make it explode or something... "Your suitcase looks suspicious" *x-ray it* *sparks, fire, never turns on again*

[@MasterZiomekPL]

It raised $293,192

[@SpiralChip]

I murder titans and scrub the f*ck out of floors! How the fuck?

[@lishengshun6851]

aaaaaaand it's gone.

[@xVelvetri]

Li ShengShun wait wat

[@michaelmcdoesntexist8350]

Ah, your profile pic tells me you are a man of culture as well.

[@KevinNormalManPerson]

that could've saved so many people's life......but no, we got this instead

[@ryebread3957]

My mom: start packing, we're going on vacation! Me: I can't, my suitcase is charging

[@user-rf4vc7mt4d]

Lmao just use the charger of the suitcase itself

[@팈탘-n3l]

@@user-rf4vc7mt4d lol your name is magnificent

[@Кр_шка]

And the wifi connection is shit

[@peccyweccy]

@@Кр_шка hi uncle james

[@job3rg]

Not as bad as the juicer

[@natham4731]

*juicero

[@Andy-rs1zj]

its complicated, looks shit, is shit but at least the battery is cool even though you can just buy a poketsized one that you dont have to fecking drag around and is much easier to carry

[@spookycat2503]

That is true

[@hiderirender6222]

Cactus Jones 2.0 the juicer isn't as bad as the smart salt shaker

[@larrylentini5688]

Way better. If they have GPS tracking with tampering alerts they'll sell tons of these to paranoid people, they could even add a snapshot option to record whoever is looking in your bag and let them know they're being watched. You might as well have the battery bank at that point because you need it to power the GPS chip. The biggest problem is the need to partner with a mobile network provider for the small amount of data being transferred so you don't have to rely on Wi-Fi for connectivity or make the customer pay for a data plan which would kill sales.

[@GanonMasta]

If you're using your phone to enable the LED light in the suitcase, couldn't you just use the flash on your phone with the built-in flash?

[@yungdyI]

Literally the worst or, ya know, there could just be a button inside of the suitcase to turn on the LEDs this entire thing is so stupid

[@TheOz1999]

They should've just put a light switch inside the damn case...

[@gingerbreadgirl1906]

Chawky oi what if ur with ppl who are asleep?

[@imchris5000]

they never said how powerful the leds will be what if they are sun tier bright also you have to hold your phone also if you travel a lot you will end up in a situation where you need to get something out of your suitcase and it will be dark but light inside would be nice but the tracking features are the real selling point just add in gps locating. knowing that the hotel maid just went through your suitcase as they do it is real nice to know

[@Rurike]

Shhh, shhh, dont think that hard

[@LunarWhite]

holy shit the stock music they're using in that video is the exact same that i used in a shitty student film, this is incredible

[@yeetrootthebeetroot3872]

Lmaooo theses niggas man

[@ThatOneBuilderGuy]

"can you put your suitcase on here?" "Sorry it's lagging give me a sec"

[@Stargazer_Pie]

Our new product is called the Smart- Charlie: *no.*

[@corolla94]

The Sanskrit word "Samsara" is the root for the Malay word "sengsara", which means "suffering". That's pretty good.

[@Smilerprime]

You've cracked the case

[@coreythepeanut]

Samsara is another word for the hindu reincarnation cycle...

[@Lyoko1309]

@@coreythepeanut With its opposite being Nirvana, a liberation from the cycle. This product named itself the opposite of the goal.

[@squarek123]

@@Lyoko1309 the goal was to launder money off of stupid ass people

[@vitoaditya1243]

@@coreythepeanut and also in Buddhism samsara is describes as suffering. Is not a good thing.

[@moonjail8502]

The word samsara means the painful cycle of reincarnation that Hindus and Buddhists strive to escape from. Not a good thing to name a product after.

[@ShinyChroma]

I think that's perfect for a product like this. It explains a lot.

[@DarkSignal59]

i agree with benjamin, it's very fitting.......the painful cycle of "smart" phone or wi-fi activated products that people with common sense strive to escape from.......10/10 naming

[@darketribute1562]

Not really painful, though.

[@SnortsOfHappiness]

yeah I was really wondering what their angle was with that. It's almost like naming your new product "HELL"

[@Clay3613]

Also an experimental film.

[@Eragonfrost]

4:12 "Pathfinding like hes in Runescape" lmao

[@somxr_738]

Eragonfrost FIRST REPLY

[@UmberBee]

That part gave me a good chuckle

[@josuke8gappy]

It's been 3 years since you commented this and gained 1.3k likes and yet only 2 replies has been made

[@Eragonfrost]

@@josuke8gappy thanks for noticing lol

[@josuke8gappy]

@@Eragonfrost your welcome

[@jdc2944]

There's no way this is safe for flight

[@JamesKelly89]

Jd Cuevas That is why they're banned from flights. I didn't know a smart suitcase was a thing until I saw a notice posted at an airport recently.

[@darkestlight4363]

@@JamesKelly89 Then what's the point of using one?

[@powderedwater4742]

@@darkestlight4363 they make a nice and big splash when you throw them to the bottom of the ocean

[@dafoex]

Its most likely very safe for flight, but they still ban phones on aeroplanes based on the outdated idea that they interfere with the analogue instruments that modern aircraft don't have. Also, given that lots of passenger jets have WiFi now, something that operates on a similar frequency to phone signals (if memory serves, I'll fact check in a sec) then the instruments will be hardened against it, too. If you want my thoughts on it, it probably started as a lie so that people had to pay for the "safe" inflight telephone.

[@dafoex]

There is an area where WiFi and phone network bands intersect, but for the most part phones seem to be a little lower frequency than WiFi, but I'd still say its close enough. Anyway, aren't all these CE, NOM, and FCC certifications supposed to prove the devices *don't* interfere with mission critical electronics?

[@tavvy4426]

I’ve seen an ACTUAL smart suitcase *_its also a scooter. Doesn’t matter how stupid it looks, imagine recking havoc on people in the airport_*

[@williamwhitehouse8741]

Link?

[@ibillisticsheep3264]

Link?

[@ME0WMERE]

Link?

[@branastasia8013]

OMG, those are amazing. My cousin had one and when he uses the scooter you can see the confusion in other people’s eyes

[@ibillisticsheep3264]

Branastasia 801 link the scooter

[@Counterpart_]

this looks like a money laundering operation... 330 backers with 130k$... that's 400$ per person

[@jakecarpenter397]

Anthony thats probably what they were charging for the actual product. No one who's interested in this thing is gonna pay for the tier that just gives you a hat lol.

[@schregen]

Aluminium cases are really expensive, even normal ones cost a couple hundred bucks.

[@cadencommentaries3470]

I question that math

[@mr_watery_watermelons9779]

By the way, it’s at 290k now.

[@OncleClara]

@@mr_watery_watermelons9779 and now they're asking for more money "to make the wheels better".

[@MrReilz]

When you said toenail condom, but before saying it was made of toenails, I was thinking, "A condom for you toenails, isn't that just a sock?"

[@oswaldmosley1063]

Well, it might have been for people who shove their *foot* into bums.

[@temqwerty]

DJ WAHTZ it doesn't, but do you want shit on your toes? I sure don't.

[@dickjohnson9996]

i also thought of a condom for your toes, if you're the kinda person who likes inserting your feet into things. It's good to know at least 450 other people are on the same page as I am.

[@ybzz9]

No, a band aid

[@FooxTru]

@@ybzz9I don't think you know what a band aid is lmao

[@mZStarCraft]

Mobile app for passing butter. -"What is my purpose?" -"You pass butter."

[@cosmicmouse2]

-*looks at hands* "oh my god."

[@KimonoSuki]

I too have a high enough iq to watch rick and morty

[@LilacStarvix]

miniZergling Mobile app for Rick and Morty refernces: "What is my purpose?" Me: "To regurgitate shitty memes from Richard and Mortimer."

[@skydemon52]

Invent the world's first smart person and sell it for $299. The "Smart Person" will tell you when you're about to support a stupid product. P.S. The "Smart Person" will tell you that you're stupid for buying it the moment you take it out of it's package.

[@twig4661]

for an additional 49.99 you can upgrade to smart person gold edition, who will tell you before you make a decision if its smart or not. for an additional 49.99 you can upgrade to smart person platinum, who will tell you what to do right now to have a better future, dont wait, supplies are limited. but wait, the first fifty callers will receive a free gift (with purchase)

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

If it uses Glados' voice, I'd buy it

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@twig4661 smart platinum

[@twig4661]

@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 excellent choice

[@Swiddy_Swooty]

Whoops Someone Hacked My Suitcase

[@solomon_8302]

The total amount pledged to the suitcase is $132,708 (as of Critical making this video), and if you divide it by 330 (total backers), you get an average of $402.14 per backer. It seems more likely that rather than these products getting funded through mass appeal, their being funded by a few (as in a few dozen or around 100) donators who have a lot of money and would see great use out of the product, rather than it having a mass appeal to even a majority of people. Edit:clarification

[@Kevbotomy]

That makes sense, i guess they're just capitalizing on a niche market

[@vladb420]

some other dickhead made that comment and then it got debunked

[@icecoldnut5152]

the other dickhead didn't say the same thing basically this comment is the same as the guy who debked the other omment

[@jonathantan2469]

I have a feeling most or all of those backers live in the San Francisco Bay Area or New York City.

[@matrix3509]

Its pretty obvious the whole "smart X" thing is a scam a bunch of Silicon Valley fucktards thought up. The amounts these projects are asking for are hilariously too low to actually bring a product to market, but when you see the insanely tiny number of people backing the product and the huge average pledge per backer, you start to see that they are basically trying to create a self-sustaining economy of bullshit products intended for no-one but other Silicon Valley startup types. It must be some sort of "I scratch your back, you scratch mine" situation. Some startup makes a useless thing that nobody wants, all the other startups make a pledge, and in return, that startup will pledge to all the other useless startups. An alternative explanation is that they are basically trying all these stupid fucking products to catfish an actually rich investor into falling for the scam, and then they share the profits of the scam between them.

[@4545justoutcast]

You use your smart phone app to turn on the lights. Your smart phone that has a flashlight

[@johnangelle5975]

And if you want to put in built-in lights, why not just have a button or switch on the thing itself?

[@deathshade2969]

Shinoa-it-All if your SMARTphone went missing, you won't be able to turn on the lights on the aluminum SMART brick.

[@jonathantan2469]

I have a feeling you will need the smartphone app to unlock the suitcase too. Which means you're screwed if you lost your phone or it ran out of juice & you packed your charging cable inside.

[@thomascreamer1519]

$132,708 donated with 330 backers. That means each backer donated an average of $402. something seems fishy here

[@danglezbenderz]

Thomas Creamer could be one "backer" gave 50k to boost the product. But the suitcase is probably only provided as a reward tier if you pay 200-300 dollars. So anyone who donates probably won't donate less than that amount.

[@sharkteeth12341]

danglezbenderz right now if you were to back it you would pay $435 for the suitcase (which is gonna retail at $690), or you could spend $720 to get two carry on Samsaras.

[@sweetheartsmisery]

Mirko Čotić damn! Do you think the product actually will be made or the guy or company will just take the money? :/ could the backers sue for that?

[@danglezbenderz]

sharkteeth12341 That's an insane price for a suitcase. I honestly wouldn't spend much more than 100. Perhaps 200-250 if I was looking for a very high quality suitcase to last me a few years.

[@jt2aw15]

That's not fishy at all Look at the reward tiers $395 gets you a suitcase at a discount (333 backers) $435 gets you a suitcase full price (5 backers) $720 gets you two suitcases at a lower discount (28 backers) there were another 160 backers who got even bigger earlybird specials at around $350 why the fuck would you put in less than $350 if all you would get is a "lol thanks for helping" these people are dumb for buying it, but it's more dumb to not realize that people respond to incentives the only thing fishy is your thick skull

[@zahrahkhalid6333]

I love how inconvenient it is. When I get on a plane, the flight attendants keep demanding to see that owners of these things take the batteries out of these things before they get o n the plane

[@MrEddie-go7dd]

"Did you pack your stuff?" "wait, let me make some room on my phone"

[@Noisyboy850]

I want internet condom

[@shujahchaudhary2329]

Sydney Aldridge then you forgot to pay your internet bills and it gets cut off without you knowing.

[@McHeisenburger]

Nothing can protect you from the internet.

[@thekungachunga4578]

nosiyboy850 The World's First Smart Suitcase Bomb.

[@radtadghostdad9077]

nosiyboy850 that’s a thing it’s called the icondom. It helps with like the intensity of your sex or some shit

[@absolutelydegenerate1900]

You wouldn’t get an std you’d run high risk of a virus though *dudum tsh*

[@VivixenvVT]

saw a commercial today for a coffee mug with a USB port to charge your smartphone. what an age of continually developing technology.

[@notpumkin]

You'd think people would want to invest in phones with batteries that hold a charge for more than half an hour instead

[@eerielconstantine5051]

I mean if you think about it, it's isn't further developed technology, it's just shoving already made tech into places it shouldn't go 😆

[@clarkcolt45]

I've made the world's first fish-flavoured yoghurt, that comes out of a machine connected to your smartphone.

[@north6502]

clarkcolt45 made out of pure battery acid extracted from your smart phone

[@catherinestickels2591]

At first I was against it, but then you connected the machine to my smartphone and I want in

[@jflanagan9696]

Only if it wants full access to my phone.

[@Smilerprime]

Has a better use than the suitcase

[@pilpyfimbleton8918]

Modern-day Earthbound

[@UndoneCorruption]

I have one of these. (New model) They come with a smart lock (new model only) The smart lock can be used only through the phone app. I Locked my suitcase during a flight, my phone died, and the charger was in the suitcase. So was my wallet. Took me a week, I only had 200 dollars in my handheld, and boy was that fun to break open

[@FrancisR420]

That's just bad design when we got an electric car they said that it was keyless and I was like that's f****** stupid but yeah it does have a key because of course it does Anyone who puts even a second of thought into designing something that locks knows not to make it impenetrable when the battery runs out.

[@smuggledsauce3592]

Late reply..but why didn’t you just charge your phone? With another charger

[@shapeshiftonme5063]

Who puts their wallet in a suitcase?

[@adrianwelgemoed9562]

Why

[@fish4225]

That's stupid for many reasons but it's honestly more your fault than anything.

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

I love how they act like decent wheels that make it easier to lug your suitcase around is a selling point for a suitcase at this point.

[@user-sx4mv1qm2k]

i made a smart canteen - you need wifi to drink, also you need our unique water which you need to scan for it to go in the canteen

[@nopewipe8900]

Does it also have a tracker that can track how much estrogen I have ingested into my body, and how many hot singles are in my area?

[@Garacide]

It needs a battery that lasts 3 years and needs to charge

[@Macho_Fantastico]

"We live in a world" is also used to death in Kickstarters.

[@josephrose7086]

"We live in a society"

[@fairytail2484]

We live!!!

[@neal3489]

I'd buy it if anthony sullivan were the one advertising it.

[@clyax113]

I agree, it's actually a pretty interesting concept.

[@SISTEMAQ]

Curse him

[@1forallful]

Should've been called the world's first aluminum brick with awful wheels.

[@lucasceleste4743]

Lol but it's not the first lmaooo

[@jago7941]

Update: Its on Kickstarter again.

[@aniketbagchi8695]

Can it run Crysis?

[@eljabibbu]

BIG BOSS can it run DOOM ?

[@Sip_Dhit]

BOSS BOSS BOOOOSSSSS

[@maxischew514]

BIG BOSS Can it run Watch_Dogs?

[@nocooldudes7614]

Can it run minesweeper?

[@BawonSamndi]

Can it run Metal Gear Shit Survive

[@BBPatterson12]

I've got an amazing idea for a kickstarter: a wifi-powered Ouija board. Use the power of mysticism and the internet to communicate with the dead. We can call it the Ouija Smartboard.

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Modern necromancy. Neat

[@Greg-ku7rn]

I travel often, and there are actually some really cool ideas here. A suitcase with a light that activates when you open it, and when it's upright it is flat and sort of table shaped. Maybe even flaps that extend to make a small desk. That would be so useful at airports. And a suitcase with a dim light that turns on when you open it. Hell put a little LED on the outside that blinks occasionally. I can't tell you how often I woke up in a hotel and couldn't find my suitcase because it was pitch black and I had to stumble around to go find the light switch and then I turn it on, and then it's like someone is stabbing my eyes with a light-saber because hotel lights are so fuckin bright so people from brighter places in the world won't think the room is dark. Also if I am in a hotel room traveling with a girlfriend or colleague or something I don't want to turn the fuckin room lights on. But no they gotta ruin it with this stupid app connectivity with WiFi and stuff.

[@BungieStudios]

They're actually UV lights meant to fend off 🏨 hotel/motel 🌃 vampires.

[@soulart9503]

What about a GPS tracking device added into the framework? that way in case it gets stolen you can still find it, also a lock of sorts to make it where only the owner can access it?

[@whoopingmuffin9700]

all the app should have been is a remote lock release, a gps tracker, and a alert when the lock is tampered with.

[@EmceeIntricacy]

Matthew Morrison i fucking love your psychology on the hotel lights needing to be sp bright. Brought tears to my eyes that did hahaha you pipe up whenever you feel like it.

[@FrancisR420]

Come on that would be an actual useful invention and a legitimate business how would they sell your information with that? Where's the planned obsolescence? what's ensuring people are going to buy the 2.0 in a couple of years?

[@aidanadkins5922]

I just went and checked on their website. The current version of this suitcase doesn't even have a built-in tracker anymore, it just has a slot for you to insert your own Apple Airtag. The power bank is now gone as well, in addition to all the other smart features. So basically, it's now just a $450 aluminum suitcase with no more advanced features than any other aluminum suitcase.

[@santetzuken8903]

Kickstarter business logic: everything needs an app

[@cheese3enjoyer]

"Suitcase needs your presence" Suitcase-Sama needs his Senpai! Give that aluminium boi sum attention

[@mineblastgrind7281]

Charlie-senpaii! Put in that smart condom oh yes thats the stuff!!

[@ibillisticsheep3264]

😂😂😂 THAT MIGHT BE THE BEST THING IVE HESRD ALL DAY OMG

[@357Striker]

I want smart condoms that I can control my sperms

[@Felix-wi7nb]

357Striker that's just a normal condom

[@shamalamadingdongminecraft5602]

you realise that exist right? Its called a Icondom ring or something like that

[@Felix-wi7nb]

shamalamadingdong Minecraft I'm definitely not gonna Google this

[@shamalamadingdongminecraft5602]

understandable

[@Felix-wi7nb]

Jayden The Meme God pls tell me if there are any scary things so I can Google it too! xD

[@zoeymorrigan6521]

So this is basically kickstarter crap? I love it.

[@lordgrubbaiii5121]

This product wouldn't be that bad if it was a mobile hotspot combined with a suitcase

[@beanbon7469]

"You can turn on a light with your device that has a flashlight" Ah I see

[@darthdaddy6391]

Toe nail condom AND smart underwear?! Wow what an innovator!

[@someguy-pi1fk]

I can't wait for the day i'll need 12 gigs worth of apps, constant internet access, and virus protection to be able to use anything in my house.

[@Metatr0n]

You guys are laughing but that is already reality. Smart home devices are a serious security threat and there have been reports of hacked devices that were used for bitcoin-mining. You think you're smart by installing the Smart-TV together with your Alexa, your Smart-Toaster, your Juicero, your Smart-Fridge with integrated webcam and your Smart-Washing-Machine but at the end of the year, when receiving the energy-bill and you realize that all of your devices have been bitcoin-mining for an entire year, you'll become smarter. The idiot who persists in his folly, will become wise.

[@catb6195]

It's time for: Rich people throwing their money at unnecessary things that make them think by owning them, they're better than everyone that doesn't have one™

[@jamesisaac7684]

But this seems

[@hatefulgaming1800]

Roger Dodger Because stuff like phones, microwaves and video games have no purpose.

[@djmcwj7369]

@@hatefulgaming1800 kindoff... What is your point? We could live whit out phones, microwaves and games? And it woulend even change that much in our economic?

[@acewolfgang276]

@@djmcwj7369 Well without microwaves we would lose $10.67 billion (2016) along with microwavable foods being $104.67 billion (2017), global revenue of smartphones are $522 billion (2018), and the video game industry global revenue of $152.1 billion (2019). Yeah I think the economy would change with the loss of about $789.44 billion.

[@djmcwj7369]

@@acewolfgang276 Yeah, that's the question Mark. Haha I wantet him to explain what He means whit this comment. We could life whit out thees thinks (just like bevor them) but it would slow down thinks and bla bla bla etc. And so on... You get the point? Haha We Can life whit out it, but it would surely be a great Hit for or current Economy. Yeah. My english isn't good enuf to explain my thought. It seems. Anyway! Thanks for the Information! Great that i could get a bether understanding how much it realy would Effekt us.

[@spurdojenkins1932]

Smart suitcase nuke: blows up when it's about to be defused

[@Cryster99]

“Worlds first” is a marketing trick. They tell you to either be the first at something or the best at something. Even if they aren’t true

[@kinamiya1]

Low backers amount plus a lot of money? Thats quite rare and amazing at the same time Chances is that 10% of the backers found a really specific use to this product have a shit ton of money and probably they are going to use it for anything but for traveling since no way that thing goes through security

[@BungieStudios]

Or the cartels are laundering money, holmes!

[@oliverdyer9155]

HaloModder555 Yeah, with only 330 backers it would average out to about $400 per backer. No one is spending $400 on a suitcase unless there’s a brick inside they’re trying to cop

[@MrGeneralHeavy]

2:52 "The app lets you see if the suitcase was opened out of eyesight" Why not, you know, GET A FUCKING LOCK FOR 15$ TO MAKE SURE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN

[@shujahchaudhary2329]

CaptainWaffle Not even 15 dollars. I'll say for a decent one under 10 bucks.

[@max_435]

If you put a toe nail condom on Kickstarter, I would donate my entire pay pal

[@rjcollins5970]

Max _ your profile pic makes it look like you just put one on

[@juicecan6450]

that looks like the kind of suitcase thatll have airport security call in the bomb squad.

[@officialcafemojo]

“This man is pathfinding like he’s in Runescape” 😂😂😂

[@Willpower360]

“The worlds first smart smartphone, connect it to your smartphone to activate it”

[@allisonviney9882]

I love these because I can hear how displeased he is with pretty much everything the world has come to. I have to go out on public and bottle all my shit up, but it's both refreshing and hilarious to hear him unleash hell on stupid shit like this. Thank you Critical for saying what needs to be said, this shit tickles me lmao

[@aeriumsoft]

if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[@unaveragegang]

Path finding like an NPC in the sims 😂😂😂

[@paleface-slav]

I was flying a lot in December and airports are kind of cracking down on suitcases with built in chargers. One airport said that if you can remove the built in charger, it can go on the plane. Otherwise, your luggage can't be cleared. Something about fire hazards...

[@danmetallica2973]

critical is the only person who makes any sense

[@Alex-zq9ru]

"ThIs AcTuAlLy LoOkS kInD oF cOoOoOol." No. It doesn't. Stop.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

the LEDs are great for having a suitcase rave

[@josephcowan6779]

Okay, serious thought though. Imagine trying to get this through airport security. Looks like some kind of bomb case. is filled with random electronics that are disguised and hidden in the suitcase. The agents can't open it to search it without your smart phone. You're definitely talking to a TSA agent for sure, if not being escorted from the airport.

[@ghostinng274]

please bring these kickstarter videos back lmao

[@unknownedleaf]

Everybody gangsta till u tweet from samsara smart suitcase

[@richardroberts187]

when you see someone carry this you don't think 'wow, what a cool suitcase' you think 'that guy can't carry a suitcase propaly'

[@user-hg9id1qo8b]

4:25 a new and better way to trAAAAAvel

[@pie4719]

Can’t wait for smart ice, it tells you when to add water and when to refreeze it. You have to make sure the electronics don’t get wet though

[@queksl4777]

Imagine youre travelling somewhere without elextricity and then youre not able to open your suitcase bc you cant charge it

[@EmergencyL0tion]

How about this for a product idea so I'm going to make a first person shooter game but when you buy the game 90% of the content is dlc so your forced to buy it and there will be special crates and you can spend money on for the small chance to get something good oh wait....

[@puppykitten4779]

Please tell me the game on your profile, it's a good game I used to played with but I have forgotten the name

[@xiaxiol4597]

this has to be on purpose to piss off charlie

[@Patchnote2.0]

Because if there's one thing that I'm gonna want to do before going on a trip it is charge my suitcase.

[@jurajanal2277]

You know what else is good anty theft device? 5$ rape alarm and a bit of string you can use to trigger alarm if someone opens the case without you knowing and you can also make some sort of defuse mechanism to stop it from going off when you open case yourself

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

I'm officially losing it. It's the fucking light up satchel from American dad xD

[@benzski44]

Wifi condoms, instantly break if you lose your wifi connection

[@ventus5816]

Or worse, instantly impregnate anyone who you fuck, unless you are himosexual, then you both get STD or other illnesses

[@ventus5816]

@@dr.despacito1438 First off, this comment is year old, second ,What do you mean ?

[@Leifenguard]

Actually, some features are pretty useful, especially the suitcase leaving your side one, there are luggage thieves and in those case it sounds like it could be useful.

[@kuba878]

Leifenguard What? It doesn’t fucking scan the person and tell you who stole it. It literally just says “yep you don’t have your suitcase with you anymore” which unless someone fucking spooned your eyes out, I’m pretty sure you should fucking notice you aren’t holding that shit anymore.

[@draahh1259]

Hey there Doug dougington here with the worlds first pair of smart socks.we have fitted these bad boys with their very own mobile app that can unlock your front door with just your foot print we don't know why you would need this but hey for a low price of 800 bucks you can get your very own pair of Smart socks a safer way to live your day

[@Reyzha7]

The only good point is we can realize if someone tried to open our suitcase. That's all.

[@udaysingh-wr2kw]

If they put a tracker chip inside the suitcase it might have been worth considering

[@georgea.567]

Why do all these kickstarter products have to have a stupid fucking name like Samsara? If the toaster was invented today it would be named Anonalay or some stupid shit like that.

[@sethmaly-cordell4129]

George A. because England is my city

[@SmileOmega1]

Becasue all these products are simply trying to cash in on the "wave of the future" hype a lot of people are having lately. The whole point of these smart products is to distract people with fancy futuristic-looking garbage long enough for people to buy it before they realize none of it is really all that practical for the price they paid for it.

[@jonathantan2469]

'Samsara' is actually the Buddhist/Hindu Sanskrit term for the circle of life, death, and rebirth. Not a very good name for a suitcase. For the wifi toaster, 'Naraka' would actually be an appropriate name. It means Hell.

[@VahisMX]

1:41 i'm confused.. Does it also summon a Coffee table when you open it?

[@aidanadkins5922]

The only "smart" suitcase I would consider buying is one I could summon to me like a Tesla, because that'd actually be really cool. Not necessarily useful, just really cool.

[@noe1560]

Next up world's first smart phone app to remind u to close ur eyes every 10 sec

[@t.v8aloyi]

The greatest introduction ever. I replayed that a few times

[@peterondesign]

5:09 Charlie predicted cryptozoo

[@nintendope8837]

Hey guess what buddy...I can put my laptop on my suitcase too

[@GFCOLCQuote]

To be fair, it's not horrible. Not compared to the juicer, at the very least. It has "merits" to be fair about it, but it is incredibly overcomplicating a simple object. Simply adding a small battery to charge your stuff on the go isn't worth this much bullshit. The lights inside are more of a "look at how high tech my thing is don't I look wealthy" than an actual needed part of the product. I could get behind something simple, like stated before a simple battery and USB port to allow charging on the go on your suitcase, but even then you could just grab a battery that doesn't need to be bound to a hunk of useless metal. Also, 330 backers with just over 132k? Thats just over 400 smackers a backer. That'd a load of shit if I've ever heard one.

[@kuba878]

Quote or you can you know... get a power bank that does the same thing and probably won’t get you arrested for carrying a suspicious looking suitcase with a battery that has no chance of getting past airport security.

[@Lightacre.]

Of everything he's reviewed this is the only one I've found to actually be a real product you can buy as of now

[@itaiweinberg4127]

According to comments, a lot of people either didn't receive it, received it late or received it and it failed, I'm not impressed.

[@2nooby2idol90]

I consider a smart suit case, a suit case that can send the whole case to me wherever I am.

[@gabe530]

Little does critikal know, there actually is a mobile app for sticky notes

[@gabe530]

It allows you to scan in the sticky notes so you can access them from anywhere.

[@DOAMIAAFK]

or you could use the notepad...that comes with the phone.

[@charmatic_yt2195]

Idk what you mean, the first Smart Toenail Condom is something I’d buy.

[@RuthlessMarksmanHD]

Pardon me I'm just walking around with my *nuclear football*

[@shonw2318]

in my opinion this actually has some good ideas, coming from someone who goes on vacations with their family almost every single year. the flat surface for laptops, LEDs on the inside for dark rooms so you won’t bother others at night by turning on lights, and a built in battery pack with USB ports are all pretty good ideas. But im totally on board with them ruining it with a mobile app...

[@ameadus]

2:56 the worst part, you have your phone IN YOUR HAND JUST USE THE GODDAMN LIGHT