Rich People Morning Routine Videos Need To Stop

[@kvan3706]

This routine makes my homie a millionaire 6 AM: Wake up 6:30 AM: Morning Run 7:30 AM: Gratitude Journal *Dad owns tech company*

[@zuephillips3450]

It really does feel like social media is full of entitled ppl justifying their entitlement

[@HayP-b7m]

To be fair this won’t MAKE you rich, but I understand why a lot of rich people and celebrities DO these things. Exercise and gratitude practices help confidence and appreciation of the world around you, which are important attributes for someone who wants to be successful. Getting other people to like you all starts with liking yourself. If you love yourself and you’re genuinely interested in the people you meet, then the world will respond and love you back. Edit: also gratitude journalling is a hell of a dopamine hit. When you sit there and think about all the good things in the day, you get a rush of serotonin, endorphins and dopamine which are all chemicals that fight depression. Exercise does the same thing. It’s not as immediate as going on your phone and playing computer games, but with consistent practice these healthier habits pay off. Being addicted to technology is proven to cause depression

[@Noobsurf]

@@HayP-b7m blud wrote all of this for no reason i ain't sold hoe

[@eirschu8973]

⁠@@HayP-b7m yeah that’s… not it, really. This is a nice theory, but it is not that simple. Also the gratitude thing - what if nothing good happens for a long time? Sitting there trying to think about something good will depress you even more!

[@SuperiorRobyn]

​@@HayP-b7m lmfao I do not get dopamine when I think of the things I'm grateful for. Uhhh.... I'm grateful that I have a dilapidated home full of black mold and roaches, instead of living on the streets, I guess. Uhhhhh I'm grateful that I have 3 cats that have given me company and some sort of oxytocin. Even though ultimately I can't afford them and I probably shouldn't have them I'm not well and I'm not the best owner. 😞 But for the record I have never gone out of my way to get a pet, and probably never will. I just end up with cats somehow. Uhh I guess I'm grateful that my mom at least kinda halfway loved me I think. I guess I could end up like one of those people who never received an ounce of love. I'm grateful that I can cope by believing an apocalypse will happen soon. Idk....

[@Rzotaro]

>wake up >take a piss >get out of bed

[@cristianjuarez1086]

in that order, so you take a piss standing up in your bed

[@HamnaKhan-lv1lu]

Getting out of bed after taking a piss? am i doing something wrong in my life?

[@hexxcfh835]

That's hilarious, I shat myself laughing

[@cristianjuarez1086]

bruh yt deleted my comment lmao

[@JobuOnPc]

Piss bottles.. Its a shame we carry in silence.

[@dahu4046]

i hate things like "i buy ready products so i save time by not preparing my own meals". They are worse quality, taste worse, portion is for 5 yo kid and are 4 times more expensive.

[@joelmacinnes2391]

They're also full of crap and carcinogens

[@xninja2369]

And your health 📉📉📉

[@rainboltfiend]

you know he downed a mc donalds rather than that meal

[@Ayaan_Misbah]

@@rainboltfiend 😂😂

[@DuckyBoi0]

Factor doesn’t seem too bad, but most of them really suck 😭😭

[@angulinhiduje6093]

"my guilty pleasure is a can of pre work out before going to the gym" ??? ah yes, right next to my guilty pleasure of staying hydrated before i do sports. he is such a bad boy for this, i cant believe it

[@toplay1764]

bro you dont know me i am the real gangsta here ... I cross the street when lights are red 😎

[@evak5673]

​@@toplay1764 arrest this man immediately

[@crackdog3523]

My guilty pleasure is wiping one more time after a clean sheet

[@ninthee7113]

my guilty pleasure is stopping my alarm after i get out of bed bro

[@EmptyJarDoto]

@@crackdog3523 bro u do that just to make sure, not as a guilty pleasure lmao

[@jonrios1389]

My 4 a.m. morning routine goes like this: I wake up take a piss try to go back to sleep but I can’t so I go on my phone and finally when I fall back asleep my alarm to go off

[@dbiggs2]

Same

[@chaonpod]

You probably can't get back go sleep bc the bed is too wet and squishy. Dw man, me too.

[@FernThorn]

I assume you don't leave the bed at all. During the routine.

[@chaonpod]

Get a lot of this ​@RonnieMcnutt-z8o guy, what a fucking LOSER

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Apart from not having an alarm, I'm basically the same. I sleep for 2 Hours, I need to piss. I sleep for another Hour, I need to piss, then I sleep for another 2 Hours and I need to piss, then I sleep for about an Hour and a half and then I piss, then I wake up at 4:20 and then have my Billy and then piss again. Then I sleep for another 2 Hours or less and then piss again, and by that time it's sunrise so I can't go back to sleep until like 12 AM or 1 PM. I'm not even joking, sometimes I wake up like half a dozen times to piss even when I haven't drunk any water for Hours and Hours. My throat becomes so dry and sore but because I'm so hungry and it's so cold sometimes, I just always need to piss even when I haven't drunk any liquid.

[@therockbottom2539]

I am a content writer for a long time and I have to say, the way charlie opens up his videos with the attention grabbers, is top tier. I spend hours fixing my opening lines and here he is, casually delivering an insane opening sequence.

[@coldn8237]

ikr sometimes charlie can make a transition from the most braindead nonsense to whatever he wants to talk about in a single line

[@timbaktuu9845]

He is simply being himself

[@BaileySantaMonica]

I bet he rented that condo. Nothing in that house has nothing personal in there...more like a hotel room.

[@GalootWrangler]

Well, there is his 1:50 extensive library.

[@ekki1993]

It wouldn't surprise me if he had the personality of a bag of bricks and his actual apartment was just as boring. But yeah, it's probably rented.

[@Bunsense_Gaming]

Nothing in the shelves in the fridge. probably only brought the food for vid

[@lightfallonthehead3842]

i would be willing to bet that he just has nothing personal or interesting about him

[@areind2450]

Definitely, the apartment looks too pristine and dust free.

[@canyounotmydude9155]

Charlie putting the video at 2x speed made me realize how much these videos play out like the Sims.

[@UnPatoMas.]

I do this in my 3ds, you can slow and speed up the video with the joystick

[@ChromHOPEWILLNEVERDIEEEE]

It’s like when you just let them do things on their own

[@TheFilmSpace1]

😂

[@MrBerdman77]

How to be rich: 1) be born into a rich family 2) don’t be born into a poor family

[@Chaosweaver667]

3. Be attractive and make KZbin videos giving generic fashion advice to less attractive people.

[@CorporalGrievous93]

@Chaosweaver667 I feel like “be attractive” would have a bunch of things branching off from it. 3. Be Attractive 3a. Marry rich 3b. Abandon self respect and do OF 3c. Do “prank videos” 3d. Get cushy job you don’t deserve in exchange for playing in to the sexual harassment.

[@sfgs2693]

​@@CorporalGrievous93It's useless to say those things to a social influencer wannabe.

[@tubbysza]

A lot of people feel this way, that’s ok, but respectfully it’s delusional

[@SEThatered]

Dangit. i failed both of these 3 steps.

[@natsune09]

So he starts his shower at 9:30am? That must be nice. If I started my shower at 9:30, I would also be starting to find a new job because I would be fired.

[@Gaak967]

That's what I'm saying😂😂 I need to be at my by 8:00 max.

[@davíd-r2v9t]

i have to shower at 6:55

[@TheForgottenScotsman]

@@Gaak967by the time he starts his shower my shifts been over for half an hr 😂

[@jimlahey3919]

I’m getting ready for my lunch break at 9:30am. I work 6-2.

[@mymop4422]

when did the millionaire work again? oh thats right, unlike most people, he owns a company, has the luxury to work whenever he wants, and is a model and photo editor. wouldnt be surprised if he had stocks, bitcoin, or the like. what a great routine.

[@pitty5838]

Here’s my realistic morning routine for the renting class: 5:00 cat wakes me up by knocking shit over 6:15 alarm goes off 6:20 alarm goes off 6:25 alarm goes off 6:30 alarm goes off and I actually get up (maybe) 6:35 asleep again 7:30-my wife getting ready wakes me up 7:35 asleep again (probably) 8:00 wife leaves for work and I roll out of bed and get dressed 8:30 leave for work, coffee and nicotine for breakfast most days. I’m pretty successful.

[@jed0bread528]

might as well irish up your coffee :3

[@DoMyHomework_]

Coffee and nicotine? That's an Australian Tradesmen breakfast (add some rum in there too for the welders.)

[@SaveSoda]

Realest morning routine so far, it's like my father, but mom and him argue every morning cuz he doesn't wake up on his alarms. 😭

[@Render20]

You may as well set your alarm at 7:30 my guy

[@FatRa_T.86]

Aaaaaaaand nb cares :D

[@ThebestOne-sc6uo]

banned books you need to read 1. Hidden Laws Of The Game 2. Money Borlest 3. Money Hidden Magic

[@lol311]

Useless

[@GAB-vq7re]

Confessions of an Economic Hitmen.

[@chaorori1623]

books i should ban from reading? noted

[@Jeridanz]

Making a rich people routine as a upper middle class in NYC is wild

[@Dizcreti]

Lol Alex costa is rich tho he owns a brand called forte. He’s usually chill

[@fault.]

Wanna be rich u gotta act rich. Idk what this video is about cos ppl should be Tryna work hard

[@sir_lancelot7915]

@@fault. The video is talking about how fake and sht this "morning routine" is lmao

[@Okami404]

Damn bro does look handsome 🦅✨😍

[@nediAW]

@@fault.this video isn't faulting hard work, it's pointing out how this is the same cookie cutter bs that every lifestyle youtuber does.

[@mretcon]

Waking up and having a camera follow you up and down seems legit lol

[@maceymagnety]

Penguinz0 is trash 💩💩 I make better videos 😂🎉🎉

[@OfficialJalenSmith]

Is my music good? I wish to grow better

[@maceymagnety]

@@OfficialJalenSmith no ur music tradh

[@OfficialJalenSmith]

@ Macey my next diss song is about you

[@maceymagnety]

@@OfficialJalenSmith your song gonna suck

[@Yatoplayjay]

my father is rich , he usually gets up at 10:00 go upstairs hugg my mom and then goes back to his room to work, nothing fancy

[@crl.prince]

Can I have some money man

[@mike17gr]

So you're rich you say… PayPal me 10 bucks to prove it, otherwise you're lying

[@Shwetaksh]

😂​@@mike17gr

[@TheOGtyler]

At what point did you realize your dad is "rich"? Seeing how the word is subjective there must be some comforts you realized most people don't get the luxury of. Some people never come to this realization and expect their parents money for the rest of their lives..

[@moxxiii]

They’re not hugging 😂

[@AnythingForSouls]

I always love how they " get out of bed at 4am" looking like they just showered and groomed themselves and of course somehow set up the camera and there's BRIGHT sunlight poking around the edges of the blinds

[@AUSWQPCV]

Because.. it's supposed to be an example...

[@gdorahh]

@RonnieMcnutt-z8odidn’t ask if you asked

[@Empty_Moment]

Quick question when you gobble the nuts of these rich "alpha males"​, do you lay down or it sit up? @AUSWQPCV

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

​@@gdorahh Please don't respond to the bots, it just causes them to flood more comment sections as they're just there to gain views and traction.

[@AnythingForSouls]

@@AUSWQPCV then why dont they say this is an example of my routine ?its always FOLLOW ME THROUGH MY 100MILL DAY ROUTINE ( buy my stuff plz) they bank on you being dumb enough to think waking up super early and following their courses will change your life... tell me a single one of these where you learned something....

[@IcE-hf2ew]

My morning routine 6:30 alarm goes off 6:40 alarm goes off 6:50 alarm goes off 7:00 alarm goes off 7:10 Gotta wake tf up already 7:20 brush my teeth and get dressed 7:30 breakfast 7:45 go to work

[@jordanalexander1592]

Lol I'm already at work before ur first alarm goes off. Grow up

[@poorsocialskills]

Real

[@IcE-hf2ew]

@@jordanalexander1592 😂😭

[@Certified-Cat]

i wake up and turn off my alarm clock just so that i can sleep in morning peacefully

[@Kofja]

@@jordanalexander1592 going to work earlier than others makes you more grown up? eh?

[@Pro109zero]

0:14 IS FOLLOW THE TRAIN, CJ

[@raisinbam]

Hahaha

[@danialonderstal3564]

Timing, my god

[@nithinbalan2900]

The damn train😂

[@bognarbarnabas5520]

The damn train* uncultured ahh😡

[@AwfulOdd1]

Whats this from?

[@GherkinGarboi]

8:18 I believe it's people who unironically want to be like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

[@kyleking9081]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@nyxiiaah]

omg

[@Robospy1]

Probably the same people who say "literally me" yet have never watched the movie

[@jay2282]

There’s no way people actually think like that unironically I see patrick bateman edits come up some times and it genuinely makes me want to die

[@tobyduarte9849]

Thank you I was looking for this comment

[@bobjoneswof]

4am - Wake up 4:15am - Take a shit 4:17am - Get out of bed

[@cmr1981cr]

Now that's funny😂

[@LizziesLukas]

so you shit on the bed Amber Heard style?

[@avb3065]

LOL

[@San-lh8us]

the madlad managed to take a shit in 2 minutes, give this man a roll of toilet paper, and perhaps a new mattress

[@blackbanjo45]

The shit stains on the mattress gotta be crazy

[@klulu-kun]

8:49 Aww, that's so cute, he has a little desk next to him so they can work together.

[@PoppaDame]

I wake up, go piss, then wake up for real, spray my pissed soaked sheets to remove stains and put them in the washer and after that I forgor

[@isaac-jn6lg]

King shit

[@uniquegod1997]

Smoking fent off the foil, didn't take a shit for 9 days

[@uniquegod1997]

yeah man2 u need help boss

[@egs-zs8-127]

😂

[@PoppaDame]

@@isaac-jn6lg thank you my squire

[@KennethDMohr]

My morning routine is trying to convince myself that life is still somehow worth living and just BARELY convincing myself not to end my lifetime subscription.

[@Sushi______]

I hope you don’t end yourself. If you’re depressed and feeling like life is meaningless, try starting a new hobby. For example going to the gym, rock climbing, swimming or anything you like. Make a list of goals you want to achieve and work towards them. Of course I don’t know your situation but I think if you go to the gym you can make friends and get in shape and maybe you’ll feel like life has a meaning again. I hope you all the best :)

[@toplay1764]

yea keep in mind your not alone ... deep down we all feel like that only that most people dont really realise it until its too late already. Just get up and see what the day brings even if its only the small things that make you happy. Try being more egosistic and not please the others. Fullfill YOUR wishes and not what other want you to do or act. Be free and you will no longer feel this way. Only freedom can take away all this bullshit this society shows you to be "happy". Only YOU will know what makes you happy. Keep up the fight

[@Blue-jn1ph]

This right here

[@haileytavares7143]

​@@Blue-jn1phThat's just depression

[@Tearflavoredcereal]

😢 hang in there broski. Hugs your way 🤗

[@Luca-kr3zj]

Alex used to work for Machinima in Los Angeles and is Brazilian, he then created a portuguese speaking youtube channel playing CoD and helping people with relationship questions and stuff like that and it was very funny, the name was made for you as made was his nickname in machinima or his gamer tag, something like that. What got his first million was successfully transitioning from a portuguese speaking gaming content creator and machinima employee to an english speaking men's fashion channel and his men's skin care brand probably makes more cash on top as well, it is probably a very interesting case study, not sure of many other youtubers who not only manage to transition the content but also the language

[@baboralikhan5130]

He worked for google, helping other youtubers with marketing stuffs like that, I don't remember properly. He also came to US at an early age, went to school and graduated. So he didn't had any problem with English. Gaming wasn't giving him views so one day he posted a video about his hair grooming and it got views, that's how he started his channel.

[@calebhylkema2862]

One would think that American psycho would’ve made people realize how psychotic this morning routine obsession is, but here we are

[@Slormplo]

​@RonnieMcnutt-z8o ur mom

[@richardbottom9843]

many people don't get it at all what American psycho is about

[@The88shrimp]

What gets me are the people who use memes of Patrick Bateman acting if he's some sort of role model despite the fact that the book is clearly making fun of how pathetic that lifestyle is the whole time.

[@jakemyers5764]

What you forget is there’s a whole class of person who unironically looks up to Patrick Bateman

[@kou2553]

But he was making millions😂

[@powerhouse6165]

Meanwhile Brandon Sanderson, "I hate waking up early, so I became a writer because I can wake up at noon."

[@NabPunk]

Every single time they unironically create the "American Psycho" Intro, it's wild how transparent these walking husks disguised as humans are.

[@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere]

Bro they don't actually do it It's just an act for advertisement

[@NabPunk]

@@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere Yeah, but are you telling me they come off this out of touch intentionally? Nope, this is how shallow their thinking actually is, or they think their audience really is that dumb (which is true).

[@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere]

@@NabPunk latter I think The smart ones pisoff and and the dumb ones pay for the products

[@NabPunk]

@@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere True, and it might be that they are farming the hate from the other side cause things are so divided right now that people you did not even mention will come to your defense just cause you pissed off the other club

[@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere]

@NabPunk fair Tho I think the majority scenario is simply social bubbles forming Everyone is happy and believe only what they want to see (Algorithm assisted)

[@MagesseT1]

😂😂😂😂😂 everything about this reminds me of "American Psycho" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@leemangaming1020]

They definitely watched that movie and said “hey I should do that” even though the movie actively makes fun of people who do this stuff.

[@Rytonic69]

Reminds me of those parody videos people made dunking on streamer routines. "Wake up at 1pm, have some gfuel, and by that time I'm already exhausted so it's back to bed again after a hard day's work"

[@orewaren8549]

My morning routine is 5 minutes of self loathing and checking gmail and then everything else

[@2cool4youpeople29]

Only 5 minutes? Those are rookie numbers

[@theyoungmessiah420]

@RonnieMcnutt-z8o 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@pchick]

the trick is to move all your self-loathing into your dreams. saves a ton of time

[@matt.stevick]

funny comment 🙂

[@stlfatman]

​@RonnieMcnutt-z8o Your mother.

[@tarkatta8470]

My favs 1) get up at 5am ( alarm clock behind them 10am) 2) go to the gym at 6am (clock on the wall 1pm)

[@ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube]

you nailed it at the beginning when you said how the 20 steps they often describe would take several exhausting hours to do before you can get to any real work. literally what works best for productivity is just, wake up, and start immediately working on your most important highest-priority task. there's no secret or magic pill.

[@Isaacreeper]

So, my dad actually worked as a house manager for a billionaire with a b. His job was to make sure everything in the house and outside the house ran smoothly so that nothing was dirty, everything was at the mans pleasure and to make sure the man was safe throughout the day. A couple days ago my dad explained what the man would do on an almost daily a basis and it was wild. My dad would wake up to an alarm that would trigger whenever someone would go into the gym at night (usually 4:30am) and he'd go see that it was his boss and turn the alarm off. While the man was in there my dad would take out a fancy chair and a fancy table out to the patio and setup an umbrella over them; guy lives on the furthest most island of the keys so it's extremely moist and the man doesn't want to sit on a wet chair after coming out of the shower. So the man would come out round 6 to watch the sunrise, call his mom, or see if there's anything interesting he wants to buy, like scrolling an Amazon webpage where everything is worth millions. While the guy is out there my dad takes a half hour drive to the nearest gas station to pick up a paper copy of the New York Times or Washington Post, whichever was newest and already there. When he'd get back the billionaire was usually back asleep. So my dad takes everything down, puts it away, and goes into the basement beneath the pool to set the temperature to 98 degrees Fahrenheit... In Florida, using gas water heaters. He'd come back up and have a chat with the waitress and the cook who'd be preparing the billionaire's breakfast and coffee. Once it was all ready and the man came down, he'd take the plate, cup of $100 coffee, and newspaper and sit in the 98 degree pool (with an umbrella over his head) and read the paper and breakfast. Once he was done, he'd come back in around 12 in the afternoon and just lounge around and do what he wanted. He's what he called himself "An Eternal Saturday Man" meaning every day was vacation day. He'd actually get excited whenever something would go so high up his corporate food chain that would make him need to work. And if he wanted to, he'd go. He's not a trust fund baby, he's not the head of some Wall Street company, no; his dad invented and patented the way to industrialize stainless steel in the 20's and let the world use it receiving royalties off it. Then, in the mid 60's this guy patented another way to do it cheaper and more efficient than any other existing method. He then took it a step further and started buying iron mines all over the world so that now he has his own supply of iron. He doesn't have to work a day in his life, his children don't have to work a day in theirs, and their children neither. Even his legal wife who wanted to divorce him wasn't able to because it was more beneficial to both of them if he just paid her a load of money every year and let her do her own thing.

[@stevenfoss3015]

Wow must be nice to just get a free pass in life and never have to earn anything yourself

[@glizzy9596]

Chatgpt doing great work

[@KurgerBing-p5i]

he just like me fr

[@kamrynsikes]

@@watchedbyriver TLDR: you should have been buying houses in 2006 instead of being in grade school.

[@gj4312]

​@@stevenfoss3015 clearly you didn't read the not a trust fund kid bit. He earnt it all.

[@Nykthos94]

Imagine spending half of the day preparing for your day

[@BrigCommander]

reminds me of those Mark Whalberg videos where he's doing way too much and is like "it's 3am... I'm feeling good" looks like complete sh*t just so unnecessary

[@Nykthos94]

@@BrigCommander Most alfa male type channels do this shit the most funny on is that guy who drives aimlessly in his Lamborghini to finish his day lol

[@kingofwhitepowder7784]

It's a good thing he's rich so he has time 🥰👍

[@JimmyKrochmalska-f7p]

@RonnieMcnutt-z8o your mom

[@YonyGut1MakesMetalCovers]

Having rich mommy and rich daddy helps a lot 🙌

[@matissemallette]

4:00 AM - wake up 4:01 AM - take a shit 4:05 AM - get out of bed

[@marmar6172]

This came out at the perfect time considering I’ve been a little low on money lately, gonna have to wake up at 7 tmr morning and splash some aqua on my face. If I’m really strapped for cash I might even make my bed and fluff my pillows. Should help.

[@whollitrolli]

Add a forte bottle to it and you'll be a millionaire by the end of the day!

[@nomadbrandon7688]

my dog wakes me up at 6:40 am to go out everyday, neither of us are millonares yet

[@ayantikacharya3431]

😂😂

[@theguythatasked6400]

Maybe your dog is a millionaire, and you just haven’t noticed.

[@boejiden7093]

As a relatively rich person with my own business, my morning routine is wake up whenever the fck I wake up, do some work on my laptop until i feel like I need to brush and shit. Then I go work out, shower, eat, and get ready to go to my office which I go to at 10 am. If i’m lucky and not stuck in meetings all day, I have lunch. Otherwise, I just have dinner. Then I play some video games until I fall asleep. Rinse and repeat.

[@mongoloid-leper]

5:00 this is the real millionaire morning routine

[@Someone_wrf]

Charlie is such an inspiration to all. Wearing the same exact clothes nearly everyday, and doing the same exact things everyday. We should aspire to be like him

[@ArthArmani]

Why nobody makes a morning routine, but the real one, where you hear the alarm in the morning before work, and say f***, stumble out of bed for a piss, hating your life and asking yourself why you didn't buy bitcoin when it was cheap

[@B_Machine]

A similar thing to this is a ton of weird workout exercises promoted by random fit people who definitely didn't get to where they are by performing the silly exercise they're showing lol.

[@sobczak0712]

plus they try to outsince everything now with new research and no wthe exervise that worked for year now not worth to do becau se "study" shown that by doing this and this you have 2% more gains

[@XanderYTV]

Bosu ball squats really toned my stubborn inner thigh fat. I super set that with some clapping push ups to really sculpt my shoulders /s

[@harmonyquinn2557]

Even if he woke up at 7, that’s not early. Mom my and her girlfriend wake up at 3:30am & 5:30-6am to be GMs for Dollar Tree.

[@HuhHa-pm8fc]

Grand Masters? do they play chess?

[@zombiescales]

​@@HuhHa-pm8fc Maybe GM as in general manager?

[@kaleidola]

The grandmasters…yes…yes, awaiting my acceptance letter I am. I shall be waiting in the nearest corner while the battle of the fates shall play. Chess it is you’ll lose.

[@HuhHa-pm8fc]

@@zombiescales I guess we'll never know. I prefer to think they play in the Dolar Tree Chess National Team in high stakes championships against their russian counterparts The Ruble Plant

[@zombiescales]

@@HuhHa-pm8fc You know what yeah. Headcanon accepted. Dollar store chess team.

[@jonathanramon8638]

the most hilarious thing about this is that the video he's talking about was playing on my KZbin in the background just a few hours earlier while I was cleaning my house. And as soon as I noticed it, I was like "this guy's a douche" and changed it. It's nice when life has a sense of humor.

[@Martial-Mat]

5:52 "I take a (quick) moment of gratitude." 🤮🤮🤮 Could he be any more nauseating?

[@NoPe-n1j]

Frozen poop dildo?

[@bikecycle69]

maybe its the same vibe as when i'm watching those 'oh no my husband is coming home, better clean up the house fast with these temu gadgets' videos i'm addicted to.

[@jamesdeanharrelson9743]

0:34 bro you didnt have to remind me of that😭

[@anthonymentalewicz5143]

Work at 4am... my routine is 2 cigarettes and gas station coffee... Bust my ass moving steel by hand - work is gym, lift proper... im in the best shape of my life and look like an mma fighter. 5'7" - 185 lbs, 6pack abs... no gear - just gas station coffee - i just move 250 lbs bars of steel before they enter my lathe. The overtime routine is wake up at 2am, 2 red bulls and 2 excedrin.

[@aza.asa36]

I love you

[@gitarooman2995]

Part of our countrys backbone

[@PMAZ-z8i]

Your life sounds the most fulfilling imo I would choose this, have a happy life and a family than being a crusty ass 'millionaire' that pretends waking up is something special and makes money lmao All those people need a portion of you than becoming rich. It would make them a man atleast.

[@Benz-mc5vv]

Hell yeah the life of us real people

[@JulesL863]

NGL the sped up music slaps

[@AramGoat]

My routine for Tuesday-Friday. 8am alarm goes off (snooze) 8:15 alarm (snooze) 8:30 alarm (snooze) Maybe I get up, maybe I stop the alarm. 9:30? I am either at the gym or sleeping. 10:30 driving home or sleeping 11:30 getting ready to take a nap after playing with my cat or already sleeping 12:45 alarm goes off (snooze) 1:00 alarm goes off (stop) 1:45 alarm goes off (snooze again) 2:25pm final alarm goes off and I jump out of bed getting ready by 2:36pm and get to work by 2:45pm 11pm get off or maybe stay for OT. Go to sleep around 1-4am. Repeat. Until weekend

[@KristinaBlabla]

ah yes, the classic sleep roulette. i like to play that game too

[@tonig.1546]

These Morning Routine videos always remind me of the Patrick Bateman morning routine monologue from “American Psycho” and how it was a parody of rich assholes being pretentious as fuck with a mountain of beauty care products.

[@usalax76]

2:27 imagine setting up a camera/tripod, hitting record & then getting back in bed to fake sleep & wake up 🤣🤡

[@Historybuffest]

Bros missing half his brain

[@doktorfellatio438]

Def a cringey lifestyle haha

[@YonyGut1MakesMetalCovers]

​@@jsijret3947 Wut?

[@YonyGut1MakesMetalCovers]

Oscar-worthy.

[@Anonymousynon]

Yeah like those ppl filming their mental “breakouts”🤡

[@bananapeel892]

Brandon Sanderson says he wakes up at noon. Doesn't try to hide it. He even says something like "I can wakeup whenever I want. Why would I wake up super early?" And he's got a point.

[@SirLukedatgoat]

At least he’s honest about that.

[@MeetSylvie]

He writes like 5 books a year. Maybe he's on to something.

[@arthurfine4284]

Brandon Sanderson isn't grifting like the people that sell morning routines to poor people who dream of having Bugattis and mansions.

[@Watermelon-f3e]

In the first “work session” his computer isn’t even on! 🤣🤣

[@_Dipstick_]

We need the Charlie routine video

[@jayKrollin]

5:42 says it all

[@PebblesFromOuterSpace]

Your mom did ​@RonnieMcnutt-z8o

[@michaelhargrove1711]

Charlie’s would be the only realistic “millionaire routine”

[@thelocalfbi6041]

Probably will be an hour long poo just to phantom wipe then take a shower and hop on the recording set up

[@D1G1T4L1NF3RN0]

Wake up, grab beer, grab rear, shave beard, put on some scene gear.

[@usalax76]

7:45 The “DO YOU KNOW WHO MY DAD IS??!” yacht-club ahh haircut 🤣💀

[@darajoyce5514]

bro i watched a bunch of morning routines at the start of this year and pretty sure it made more harm than good to my mental health.. it's so much pressure bc it takes me 30 mins to cook breakfast then 15 min to eat and another 15-30 min to shower

[@aweirddude4724]

Wake up in my forte sheets, work wiih my forte computer, eat my forte crunch bar, and sleep with my forte pillow.

[@Dizcreti]

Yup forte hair products are goated

[@ry1023.3]

That’s how I became a millionaire too!

[@StaceyIsles]

Then drive in your kia forte

[@aurelijus1]

use forte cream for busting a load

[@JimmyKrochmalska-f7p]

@RonnieMcnutt-z8o i cannot say your mom now. i am defeated

[@Kyla8132]

I watched this at 2x speed and thus only had to see the morning routine clips at 4x speed like I just got hit by a nanosecond of Gojo's Unlimited Void.

[@ivan-di8go]

Of course its 1:20 pm who the hell finds a gym empty at 7am 😂😂

[@nobody2021]

My boss at a previous job was like this. It only became a problem for everyone else when once a month he would have everyone come in at like 4:00 a.m. which requires you to wake up at 3:00 or 3:30 in the morning depending on how far away you live and what your own morning routine looks like to get ready for work, to come in for a monthly company meeting. I was waking up and coming in at a normal healthy time otherwise. Why couldn't the company meeting happen later in the day? I don't know, just because. Also aside from being inconvenient and annoying it was also extremely dangerous for anyone with an unadjusted sleep schedule by forcing us to drive drowsy. I think I mentioned this once and his response was to just go to sleep earlier. that's not how circadian rhythm works, You can't just go to bed and wake up 5 hours earlier than you're used to doing and get any rest.

[@komodololcraft8797]

My mom used to work overnights overtime at Walmart as a GM, they had her and one other manager commuting 30-40 mins to get to work and working 8-10hr shifts plus meetings after. Apparently the other GM she worked with stopped showing up for a couple of days and everyone was confused as to why without an answer back. Turns out that he had gotten into a car wreck from falling asleep at the wheel and was in the hospital recovering. Worst part is that the overnight managers were seen as the most hard working and cooperative team in store, meaning that that was how they treated their "favorite employees."

[@nobody2021]

@komodololcraft8797 that story boils my blood

[@Bean-spud]

Rich people always have the most outlandish morning routines. Even though they dont even do them lol

[@isaxo19]

fr 😭

[@iiiiiiiiiiiiililiiiiio]

unny how he talks about this instead of mr beast

[@michaelhargrove1711]

Charlie should make one since he’s an actual successful and rich person. He’d prove them all wrong 😂

[@isaxo19]

@iiiiiiiiiiiiililiiiiio i hope he makes a video on it I was looking to see if he made a video on it

[@musiccocktail1626]

9:00 They are like the Mona Lisa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@TheTEN24]

I never once had watched these but you going over them is hilarious

[@stormrage3708]

My morning routine is wake up at 6:40-6:50 am, quickly get ready just to not sign in late with my fingerprint at work. Stay until 2 p.m. then return to continue my sleep. Haven't made millions. Maybe I should follow his morning routine and buy all these products he's promoting and quit my job😂

[@MoeEpsilon]

My morning routine starts at 9 PM at night and getting dressed so I can get to work at 10. After a quick morning work session, I'm back home at 7:30 AM and that's my day. Follow me for more tips.

[@cedricjohn1302]

He wakes up at 7 AM to do random shit and KZbin meanwhile blue collar workers wake up at 4 AM to travel 3 to 4 hours just to go to work and back again to go home 🙄

[@JamesWicks007]

3-4 hours travel one way daily is devious

[@gillroygarlic3616]

Why would you accept a job 3-4 hour from where you live?? 1) it pays really well and you have to pay a mortgage/lifestyle 💸 that’s Really expensive 2) or you didn’t think it out and are far from an urban area that pays that much; you have to hunker through traffic Regardless; on you

[@cedricjohn1302]

@@gillroygarlic3616 Some of the folks I talked to unfortunately do live in this. Too expensive to rent an apartment and just live far away from the cities where work usually is 🥲

[@tornut24]

@@gillroygarlic3616 Because “blue collar worker” comments are the equivalent of the grandparents climbing a mountain to get to school back in the day 😂

[@thepikminbrawler1746]

Nobody is stupid enough to commute 3 hours to work are you insane

[@dominickbunnywolf967]

4:29 bro i love eating power crunch bars during lunch, i didn't know it would be mentioned 😭

[@anastaschoudra2069]

We need a video of your own morning routine Charlie

[@SirPlocks]

My favorites mornings are when i wake up but my brain doesn't and it takes me a while to figure out what the hell is going on

[@Heavymetalfan-w4o]

🗣️🗣️🔥🔥“Wake up…(wake up), grab a brush and put a little makeup, hide the scars to fade away the shakeup”🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@pumpkin74]

with Forte undereye morning cream 😂🎉

[@xysarenottheprize]

Why’d you leave the keys upon the table?

[@crappyaccount]

@@xysarenottheprize here you go create another fable

[@webmonkey6533]

@@crappyaccountYOU WANTED TO

[@stellarsyd]

Love this song😅❤️

[@Hovarh]

6:29 - Can of Prime Energy Drink in the fridge, but then showcases some stuff about nutrition😂😂

[@slavedemorto]

My 4 am routine is that I log out of the game I was playing all night and instantly go to sleep, exhausted. Because I stayed up for so long to rest after working all day.

[@Cr1tikalBread]

i spend my morning contemplating getting up cuz school

[@aliceDarts]

You didn't have a day off? Yikes... I am sorry.

[@Sectrix2pp]

​@RonnieMcnutt-z8our content is worse try again lil bro

[@meowmeow2634]

this will not change once you graduate I'm sorry to report

[@sandyk9300]

Same except for work

[@Cr1tikalBread]

@@meowmeow2634 damn life is annoying

[@FearlessCloud01]

My morning routine as a college student: 7:30 AM: My phone alarm rings 7:30 AM: I turn off my phone alarm and go back to sleep 9:00 AM: Mum calls to wake me up 9:00 AM: I go back to sleep again 10:00/10:30 AM: I wake up (varies depending on how long I was awake the previous night) ~11:00 AM: I drag myself out of bed Noon: I go for lunch/brunch (because breakfast at the hostel mess was kinda crappy and I prioritised my sleep over food)

[@Aye_Nyne]

Didn’t Mark Manson say that he gets up in the middle of the day and has a Red Bull and Reese’s for breakfast? Sounds like my kind of way to start a productive day

[@stxrm_bruv]

40 seconds ago is crazy

[@Juanpopspacks]

Hahahaha the prime in the fridge

[@drarrytrash1363]

One thing ive noticed is that the more free time i have (during days off from school) im much more motivated to do much more elaborate routines suck as adding a workout, journaling, meal prepping shit, skin care for morning + night routines. And then as soon as school starts it just all goes into the trash

[@LexNonARegeEstViolanda]

I hate seeing these "morning routine" videos made by rich kids because I honestly get really envious of them! I live in a Third World country where traffic is sh*t. I'm lawyer, so I'm not a minimum wage worker, but almost everybody here has the same struggle, regardless of rank/position. My work starts at 8am, and my workplace is only 15km away from my house. But I have to wake up at 4am to get ready, and leave the house by 5am, just so I could arrive at work on time (around 730am). That's 2.5 hours wasted in heavy traffic. If I drive to work, I also spend on parking fees (they charge hourly), so it gets expensive. If I take the public transport, trains here are also sh*t so I can really only take the bus, and the bus also gets stuck in heavy traffic. My travel home takes 3 hours. I get off at 5 or 6pm, then I arrive home at 8 or 9pm. There's not much time to do anything else. And by the way, many other people have it WORSE than me. Honestly I'm one of the lucky ones! My co-workers travel for 4 hours to work and 3 hours back. Why don't we find a job closer to our homes? Salaries are generally higher in big cities, so everybody wants to work here even if that means traveling for hours daily. Why don't we just live closer to our workplace? Big cities where have high standard of living. We can't afford the rent here. Only the rich people can afford to live here.

[@TheLastApostle]

I mean honestly it sounds just like most places in america. Higher wages in cities, lower rent in rural areas, long commute, decent enough jobs but inflation means our money isnt worth anything. Not so different for every normal non rich person in the world

[@vectorsahel5420]

Now I don't wanna grow up😭

[@UhideNcryWhileIseek]

Get a mountain bike and stfu?

[@mlgsty8880]

15 kilometers in two and half hours is crazy. I can drive to neighboring town that is 15 km away in around 15 minutes. Granted Finland is sparsely populated so only the capital region really has any heavy traffic. I used to drive 80km in just one hour to the nearest big city for work, before I decided that I spent far too much money on gas. I guess I should be grateful to live in a country with nothing but forests and lakes lol.

[@trc7343]

@@mlgsty8880 finland does it good

[@r4z0r84]

Two years ago I joined the 6 figure club, you just work hard for 10 years and hope to get a higher paid position. Morning routine varies from waking up at 8am when working from home or waking up at 4am to arrive at work at 8am 3 hours drive away, work til 4:30pm then check in to a crappy motel possibly get decent dinner or crappy bar meal depending on charge back available, stay there away from home for 2-3 nights then drive back and arrive home at like 9-10pm. Or midway through the day get told to drive upto 2 hours away to plug something back in 😂 not to mention the whole 6 figure club is complete BS because you lose most of it to tax 😂

[@johnjohnathan1939]

What job do you work?

[@crappyaccount]

@@johnjohnathan1939 commenting bc im curious too

[@nerdyarlequinz]

You lose most of your income to tax? Most? Like, more than half of your income?

[@CorporalGrievous93]

@johnjohnathan1939 I too joined this “club” 3 years ago now. First off, the money you lose in taxes sucks, but it DAMN sure isn’t “most”. OP’s experience is definitely unique. I’m the opposite end of the spectrum where my commute is 5-10 mins. Unfortunately, there’s no secret sauce to making more money. My recommendation is to know as many people as possible as that’s where opportunities come from. People aren’t that unique in terms of ability. I’d wager I could train you to do what I do in business in no time at all regarding the what. However, the boss likes me a lot and our brand partners like me. That’s really all that makes me indispensable enough that I moved up so quickly here.

[@konstantin_gabriel_official]

😂😂😂 the part with the clock is just ridiculous 😂

[@r8qe]

hi

[@grey-god]

ur gay

[@HussainAli-hn2ef]

4k likes in 20 min? 🤔🤔

[@somegremlin1596]

surely these likes are botted

[@Hypersomniat]

Hi

[@betterschwifty]

hi

[@HodorsLeftShoe]

I started waking up 7 minutes after laying down to sleep and I just cleares my first decillion dollars! Thanks Charlie!

[@Loopider]

With that, you could clear googles $2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 debt in no time!

[@AlexC1-1]

@RonnieMcnutt-z8oI asked indubitably

[@EvilRabbit9590]

"4 AM when even the sandman is slumbering" killed me. 🤣😂🤩🤣🤣

[@Jeridanz]

Rich people morning routines are the most useless videos on youtube ever.

[@Castle_of_Princetown009]

Couldn’t have said it better myself

[@IsaacGibs23]

I agree

[@Pazuzu4All]

Considering we have react streamers, that is saying something.

[@JimmyKrochmalska-f7p]

@RonnieMcnutt-z8o your mom x 2

[@arthurfine4284]

@@Pazuzu4All I'd rather watch people having fun watching funny videos than some prick who got to where he is through privilege tell me how to live a better life.

[@hallorwalahfrid6074]

This is the routine you need to follow: Wake up; enjoy morning sun; read 'Chase No More: The Path To Success, Wealth And Love'. Your life will instantly become a lot better.

[@GrapeCheez2]

How about no bot

[@hallorwalahfrid6074]

@@GrapeCheez2 Why not? And I am not a bot, so how about yes :D

[@mickethegoblin7167]

​@@hallorwalahfrid6074a most compelling argument

[@georgecaplan11]

6:53 imagine living in a world of product placement. It reminds me of the Truman Show.

[@chlumbis]

well this is a blast to the past

[@Evy_SX]

@RonnieMcnutt-z8oHypocrisy

[@the_gamerguy_ytocn2387]

Finally Charlie roasting shitty youtube trends are back!

[@KernelPanic420]

4:58 Man, you nailed my morning routine to the minute. How did you knooooow

[@bwilliamsadhd]

2:48 bruh dead ass I looked up and thought an ad played💀

[@foxtailedcritter]

My poor people's routine. Is eating ricebubbles and having my car broken into daily by crackheadz.

[@rustyshackleford2841]

“A fool and his money are parted” That is the truthfulness result of these videos.

[@magdalenalunahern]

0:41 Wait that's actually such a creative line lmao

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

3:00 AM: Wake up. 3:01 AM: Submerge my face in liquid nitrogen. 3:02-3:50 AM: Go for a 10,000 km run around the neighbourhood. 3:50-3:55 AM: Lift the combined mass of 13 neutron stars (more weight + less reps, the better). 3:55-4:00 AM: Eat some fish and a rice cake. 4:00-3:00 AM: Go back to sleep (you need 23 hours of sleep minimum, or all of your hustle will be wasted).

[@meowmeow1stgen668]

Lay off the meth

[@sofia7374]

5:48 not the refrigerator camera placement! 😂

[@卡克]

Im actually a millionaire at 14, heres my routine: 1 PM: I wake up 1:30 PM - 7:30 PM: Play Trackmania 8 PM - 3 AM: School 3:30 AM: Sleep (Im a nepo baby)

[@Zeemish]

Anyone notice the prime ad as well?

[@just_UwU_ing]

My morning routine: 5:20 alarm 5:23 wake up and dress 5:25 piss 5:30 one of the following: teeth, shave, 5:35 get water from tap into a bag for work. 5:38 to 5:45 ideal time for driving off to work. 6:00 at work. Quite time optimised. But still takes 45 minutes out of my free time. I hate giving my work this much unpaid time.

[@IsoTermicAim]

Morning Routine Situation Is Wild

[@wrath3148]

Don’t remember asking

[@jose-b9c1q]

Most original KZbin comment

[@dukeofgotham4311]

Man they got the bots asking “who asked” because they know people will engage with them to tell them off. 🤣

[@VegetaHitsGirls]

Bots got lazy ass fuck.

[@Silver-Nao]

Who asked you boomer?