INSANE Automation Ideas that may take it too far 😬

[@SmartHomeSolver]

All right, let’s hear YOUR opinion… does my home automation go overboard? Is that even possible?! 🙃 How I set up the automations: smarthomesolver.com/reviews/insane-automations/

[@Punky260]

Never thought about the possibility to just hit/slap something to start an automation. This opens a new world for me :D

[@adarlington]

Great video! For my robot vacuums, I have an automation set up such that in any room/hallway, you can double click the primary light switch (flashed with ESPHome), and the vacuum will come clean that room. I also have smart switches near trash cans on both of my floors, and when you double click either of those switches, the vacuum will head over to the trash can to be emptied. (One day I'll get vacuums that empty themselves!)

[@DIYtechie]

@@adarlington I actually have the same, only with separate light switches/buttons for these functions.

[@DIYtechie]

I use SmartThings multi purpose sensors (incl. vibrations) on all windows and doors. On the doors it will ring my doorbell and activate doorbell features if people simply knock on the door. Intuitive and practical.

[@sandeept_soul]

I guess it is never overboard 😄 Is it possible to create a trigger from the distance remaining between me and my home ? say my map is on and I am 'x' kilometres away from home and it triggers an automation at my home . Sorry lf it sounds stupid 😬

[@renewalendy8854]

We're using NFC tags behind switches as well, but it's designed to bring up the documentation for that switch, so at a glance you can see: - a reminder of what that switch controls - under what circumstances the switch fails ("unavailable if ZigBee repeater on 1st floor is down", etc.) - how to get the desired action done if the switch does fail ("alternatively, press and hold XY switch") Approval Factor is pretty good!

[@pnwadventures2955]

This is better than most companies run their networks

[@SmartHomeSolver]

Wow that’s extremely useful! I could improve my documentation and that could be a fun way to do it!

[@Huy0035]

Amazing!

[@AgentOrange96]

I have a label on all my wall plates (they're two part, so it's hidden) with a breaker number on them. This makes it easy to determine which breaker I need to turn off to work on a given light switch. (When I do my outlets, I will do the same.) Something like this might be another good bit of information to store in your documentation!

[@BostYT]

That's actually really cool, we should definitely use those!

[@JevVan]

Reed I'm really enjoying this series where you show different home automation examples. I don't care how crazy they seem keep it up because all of them are great for getting my creative juices flowing!

[@SmartHomeSolver]

Glad to hear! Thanks!

[@myHomeKithome]

LOVE The robot vacuum specific room cleaning button idea! It’s so incredibly practical!

[@geetmadan1991]

i have a similar automation to turn on the lights when someone knocks at the door. it is better than motion sensor as it doesn't get triggered by everyone.

[@SmartHomeSolver]

That’s a good idea!

[@PeteDabbs]

I've got the same. Vibration sensor on the back of the door.

[@morells09]

And opening and closing the door doesn’t set it off?

[@TheUnofficialMaker]

Guess you don't have a video door bell! lol

[@geetmadan1991]

@@morells09 it does but I want that. Like when I open the door lights turn on and then when I lock the door manually the lights turn off.

[@radkomuda]

My best vacuum hack is making an area called "movie night" which covers under and front of the sofa so when we take kids to sleep, Roomba takes care of the popcorn bits AND this made me think of programming Roomba not only for areas but also - scenarios. Makes perfect sense for us.

[@SmartHomeSolver]

I like it!

[@DanSpengeman]

I have a routine similar to your "Kids Out Of Bed" one but when their room doors open any time after their normal bed time, it turns on our lights under our bed to gently get our attention in case we need to help. If you're in a deep sleep, you can maybe miss it but being the light sleeper I am, I rarely don't react and it's been incredibly convenient.

[@devonwilliams2423]

I have mine google a list of excuses why mommys naked so im always prepared for when the children come our way!

[@AtomicDaw]

You should do a day in the life showing all you automations that you use

[@SmartHomeSolver]

That would be a fun video! Thanks for the suggestion!

[@SumanDebnathProfessional]

​@@SmartHomeSolver did you do it?

[@Arabeon]

Love your automaton ideas bro, sometimes you inspire me and give me ideas, so thank you

[@VPSmartTech]

yes, automations are the best thing in a smart home and sharing automation ideas on the internet is amazing 😊👍

[@ElCidPhysics90]

The scare the kids back to bed was amazing

[@ethanashby4305]

Wow, this is my favorite automation video yet. I need to get some of these setup, awesome!

[@SmartHomeSolver]

Thanks Ethan! Yes set some of these up and I’m always down to help!

[@EpicBenjo]

Imagine banging a random part of a table and a gun shelf opens up

[@VPSmartTech]

😀

[@shaggyfilms]

That vacuum button is insane. I really hope i remember to implement this when i get my HA lol

[@VPSmartTech]

it's easier to connect your vacuum to your voice assistant and just say "Hey Google, clean the bathroom". Assuming you have a voice assistant. This is more practical because you don't need buttons in every room and you can even start cleaning a room no matter where you are. So you don't have to walk to the kitchen to start cleaning the kitchen 😎

[@SamButlerUK]

The Flex whispering at the kids had me 😂

[@neekster28]

I've done the wall switch NFC tag idea. I did it by cutting up a oversize NFC tag and using masking tape, but it works. I'll have to consider adding some more for guest mode and that kind of thing.

[@neekster28]

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[@ymymym111]

I think the NFC tag idea is genius!

[@williamj.dovejr.8613]

I would have a reminder to drink water first thing in the morning, take my vitamins, have my coffee start automatically and a reminder to eat my overnight oats...oh, morning music.

[@TheSuitedEngineer]

The first automation is genius! I'm going to set this up right away! Edit: The watch list reminder automation.

[@420TheStonedRanger]

The Echo Flex whispering the monsters are awake, made me literally laugh out loud 😂

[@VPSmartTech]

Are the kids the monsters who are awake? 🤔

[@420TheStonedRanger]

@@VPSmartTech now I'm not sure anymore 😂. At first I just thought it was something to scare his daughter back to her room. Maybe even both

[@SmartHomeSolver]

It’s just to scare them, no double meaning. Maybe more like angry parent getting woken up in the middle of the night could be a monster.

[@ruckus1713]

Vacuum was awesome, but, for me, the fun factor biased the practicality score for the the nfc tags and vibration sensors. Both seem to be more involved than my current automations.

[@randygreen007]

I have to agree with the Roomba button because by the time I’ve said “Alexa, ask Roomba to vacuum the bathroom” I could have just swept it myself. These long drawn out conversations with smart devices is getting old. It’s the with my weather station. By the time I’m finished asking if it’s going to rain at my location it’s already raining. I also like the idea of the vibration sensors because they could possibly alert me when the washing machine is finished or starting a different cycle so I don’t need to stand over it waiting.

[@VPSmartTech]

but you have to buy buttons for each room and you have to physically go into the room to start the cleaning. With a voice assistant you save money and don't have to get up 😂

[@aw1lt]

@@VPSmartTech buttons are cheaper.

[@thenamen935]

@@VPSmartTech where are you when you see dirt in the bathroom? Already in the bathroom. Also the entire concept of Smart Homes is generally not to save money because Smart homes literally are: You pay more money to live a more comfortable life.

[@VPSmartTech]

@@thenamen935 I am in the bathroom room and that's why I tell my Smart Speaker in the bathroom to clean it 😀

[@denisdeslauriers7277]

"Kids, I need some help, go jump on dad and wake him up." That one cracked me up!

[@EsotericArctos]

I ended up getting rid of all the remotes with the CEC via HDMI that turns everything on from one remote control. I know some brands have issues with CEC, but I am lucky that all of my stuff is from the same brand so it works well. But the old hit the TV to make it work better - I can see the fun value in that.

[@chriscooper1686]

Great Video…. Never thought about putting nfc tags under light plates. Going to start doing that. :)

[@SmartHomeSolver]

Glad to hear you like the idea!

[@Dennis-Earl-Smiley]

To get up, i have a cat, smart bulbs mimicking natural sunrise, and alarms.

[@GilesWells]

I have a simple shortcut called "Hodor" that locks the front door. Also when going to bed my wife likes the fan on and thunderstorm noises and would always tell me to "do the thing." Well now the bedroom Google *cough* Nest Mini listens for "Hey Google, do the thing." Many of my automation triggers are based around how to get that wonderful first time eye roll from the wife. "Hodor" was one of the best eye rolls yet.

[@lverlaek]

One of your best video's, make me smile all the way trough.

[@SmartHomeSolver]

Wow that makes me really happy to hear! Thank you for the kind words!

[@arj4unow]

We can have all the automations but it takes a human to put them to good use. Loved it , Pushing things too far is how innovation takes place.

[@PauloAbreu]

I love your videos with automation ideas, no matter how crazy they might be 😄😄😄👏👏👏

[@bat3332]

apart from guiding the kid back to bed everything else is great automation and not taking too farrrrrr. I love the way you have shown the spouse approval rating which is the most important bit in any automation

[@GioBen68]

As always super video👍🏼 just great to see how your family is participating. Adds a lot of fun 👌🏼😁

[@lthomas63]

Cool automations, I love the Ferris Bueller quote!

[@florianhennig4778]

The NFC stuff would be great if it was possible to scan them without having to unlock the phone first. That is the only thing that prevents me from using more NFC tags for my automations. Because if I have to unlock the phone anyway I can open the device controls shortcut and select the stuff I want in there.

[@jorjnagz]

Just like Fonzie hitting the Jukebox to get it to play. I like it!

[@rhueoflandorin]

most of these were pretty clever. the two that got me laughing the most were the two that involved the kids: "go to bed, the monsters are awake" and "i need help....go jump on daddy." LOL.

[@MMarch831]

I dig the first one. And good call on Ted Lasso. Brilliant show.

[@drstefankrank]

We have presence detectors under all of our beds. You can activate a special mode that gives some attention in the bedroom when the detector in the kid room triggers. It's for the special moments the parents may have during the night. From triggering to entering the bedroom is enough time to get everything child friendly. :)

[@hughatkins]

These are generally great idea, you’ll have a yield to them, but they. Are entertaining at a minimum, awesome unique idea for some! Keep them coming!

[@whennn]

Would love to see a weekly or monthly video edition of crazy automations that you and your subscribers from around the world do. Unique things that we can all use if we need to.

[@steveshr3805]

Reed you spoil us, ANOTHER reference for the Ferris nerds, glorious. When Cameron was in Egypt's land... let my Cameron go!

[@5ucur]

It's not just in films 😁 One winter, a professor turned on a heater in the classroom. It's one of those old ones with the tubes. Only one of the tubes was working so the heating was minimal. A friend gave the heater a careful slap and one more tube came back to life! 😁 We were all thankful to him.

[@VeeryBird]

That pressure sensor is genius! I'm gonna look for it immediately!

[@andrewcbartlett]

Great video. Backfire proof automations are tricky!! I miss Luna!

[@JuanAmeijeiras]

For the vitamin reminder/counter button, maybe better application will be with an NFC tag below the container?

[@Hoops-Senior]

'Spouse' approval went down on the NFC idea as it meant having her phone to hand. He said that in the video.

[@Happyfortunestudio]

I’m so grateful I found your channel 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@RhinoNigel]

I do this for my kitchen cabinet with the pots and pans to turn the lights on. If you’re getting a pot out, your obviously cooking and needs lights.

[@VPSmartTech]

sounds great, but how exactly do you know if you taking out a pan for cooking or putting it back in the drawer after cleaning? Both times you have to open the drawer which will then trigger the lights

[@RhinoNigel]

@@VPSmartTech it’s def not perfect. Unfortunately the lights will turn on still. But either way, you’re in the kitchen so you’ll need lights. You can just turn em off with a button press on your way out

[@VPSmartTech]

@@RhinoNigel if you always need lights in the kitchen, why not using a motion sensor to turn them on and off automatically?

[@RhinoNigel]

@@VPSmartTech because there are different lights for different tasks. I don’t want the lights I use for cooking to turn on whenever I walk into the room.

[@VPSmartTech]

@@RhinoNigel ok, makes sense 👌

[@04williamsl]

The vitamins example would also be good for pets to not over feed them or for those caring for others who have to take tablets. It can be easy to forget if they've taken them, or if there's multiple people caring for them, making sure each other knows what they've done... this could definitely help that process.

[@patrickbroadhead1982]

NFC tag in the light switch... the only thing I can think of is quagmire mode for when you get home after a date. Lmao 🤣

[@samboden6352]

Reed, I'm impressed with all the possibilities you're showing here! It's so much more than the standard light bulb and scenes stuff. I'm still pretty new to this stuff, so excuse my possibly silly question... But can a ConBee 2 handle all these extra buttons and sensors? Since I wouldn't need a gateway for every brand it would seem like a good solution, wouldn't it? Thank you!

[@jc_tuba28]

Another Saturday, another smart home solve video!! Love the vids, keep it up ;)

[@SmartHomeSolver]

Thanks Jacob! Will do!

[@NathanPatton]

'percussive maintenance', nice lol 😁

[@MikeBzd]

I like the Fonzi style media center activation feature. Something I should add to my setup.

[@keebroll3388]

Love these ideas, especially the one that scares the kids to go back to their room! My wife would hate me hahaha

[@movingloz]

Haha 😂. Luv it. That’s seriously the best idea I’ve heard of, hitting the tv cabinet.

[@imenjak]

Dynamic alarm clock is really good idea!

[@YODAddyLIVE]

With the price of switches being an issue why waste one just to vacuum a room? I see you have an Echo device there so a simple verbal "Vacuum bathroom #" would suffice. NFC tags are great but once again a bit too much when a simple voice command would work and there is no need to take your phone out. I use them for owner's manual and for sharing guest wi-fi. As for grocery assist it can be a bit tricky as you need to know if the spouse is coming home from grocery or just coming home. In our case we always say if we will be doing grocery so when arriving home, it's a known issue so notification that garage door opens is enough to know. I like what you did with the timing thing but would switch to using a camera in the garage along with a whole house notification "Come help with the groceries". What if its only one bag or the person doesn't need any assistance? How about using a button? Find a good placement and it will be up to the shopper to press the button that announces, "I need help in the garage"?

[@raymondbailey2142]

I absolutely love this channel. I have gotten a lot of issues solved by watching it. I do wonder if there's an automation that'll keep the wife from complaining about the automations. 🤣 Also not one automation in this video has gone to far, they're perfect.

[@ronm6585]

I think these automations are just right Reed. Thanks. 😊

[@SmartHomeSolver]

I appreciate it Ron!

[@vasudevbandewar6131]

Thanks for making me start my journey of home automation. I was able to create a automation of “clean everywhere” using a tag but now with same tag i would like to send it home. Thanks in advance.

[@dsv591]

Any recommendations to organize the automations and devices? Name patterns for instance, a video on how to keep everything under control would be great.

[@Matt.Gillard]

Your channel is fantastic! Keep it up man!

[@bronney]

Your wife nailed the scary whispers lol.

[@jmr]

I have a wake alarm going based on when I went to bed. Been using that well over a year. Maybe even a couple years. Currently it looks to see if my phone is in the bedroom and charging. Pressure sensor does not work because my wife will roll to my side of the bed sometimes. The alarm turns off if my phone leaves the bedroom to another place for more then 10 minutes. I also have a (preemptive?) "snooze" alarm button I can hit to extend the sleep time when I can't get to sleep.

[@brentkleinman6926]

Those ideas are pretty sweet! Sweet video.

[@alwaysfallingshort]

I really like the alarm timing thing a lot.

[@leopold7562]

As much as I love the idea of whacking the TV stand to start the media stuff, it’d never work in my house. Given said unit is also used for putting post down, or as a coffee table or an impromptu “just dump it here” surface, it’d probably trigger every few minutes!

[@jester4761]

Not really an automation, but I have two cameras in a room that I want to make sure I know when they are active. So I have a plasma globe turned on when the cameras are on, and turned off when the cameras are off. It's a great way to see if I'm recording at a glance. Since that room is public, and the cameras are hidden, its pretty convenient.

[@VPSmartTech]

cool 👏

[@gabemcguire2463]

I like the NFC tags for Spotify on the Echos. I've been considering doing something similar. Spotify connect can be iffy on whether or not it wants to let me connect to an Echo group, but asking Alexa to start playing on that group always works. I've got an automation in Shortcuts now where I can just tap it and it automatically asks Alexa to start playing music on the appropriate group for where I am. By using NFC stickers to trigger it, I hope to mimic the AirPlay handoff from HomePods

[@protzmafia]

...Did you already get all of the groceries..? 🤣 too real

[@Schjoenz]

Your wife did the whispering but she also turned it off. 🤣🤣🤣

[@timothyreed7709]

For the vitamins, would a force sensing resistor pad work for detecting when you pick up the vitamins? I think it would cool to detect when vitamins are taken without any user input. Could pair the sensor with a Fibaro Implant if one doesn't already exist

[@SmartHomeSolver]

That would be pretty sweet. I need to look into those more.

[@nightsky549]

That would be awesome!

[@VPSmartTech]

or a contact sensor mounted to the lid of the vitamins box, so every time you remove the lid, it will be noticed by your smart home 🙂

[@areks4397]

These are the kind of things that sound great in theory but fail spectacularly in practice. Just think the amount of times you move stuff in your cabinets while just trying to get something from them. Too error prone. Also, what happens when you finish a bottle and get a new one? Now you need a way to distinguish if you grabbed those by accident, for replacement or to give it to your kids. Sure, you can then use a scale instead of a FSR to figure out weight differences, but how far down the line are you willing to go? Sometimes simple is best.

[@VPSmartTech]

@@areks4397 moving stuff in your cabinet will not affect it in any way 🤷 You just place the original pill dose inside something that has the contact sensor attached to it's lid. You can buy a new pill dose and replace the old one, without changing anything on your setup. When you do the replacement you already gave your kids their vitamins, so no problem here at all.

[@piyusjai]

Media Center Vibration Sensor idea is awesome fun!!!

[@darinsmith9468]

Well, now you need a jukebox so you can be The Fonz and hit it to make it play.

[@VPSmartTech]

😃👍

[@hangin6602]

Reed, thanks for another great video. I love all those ideas, particularly using vibration sensors - you don’t need to have your phone on hand to read an NFC tag, and it’s an easy action to remember. But maybe I’d use the term “knock” as in knock on the cabinet, instead of “hit”. 😏

[@SmartHomeSolver]

Knocking works too but it’s fun to hit things. It’s more of a node to all the times it’s used in movies/tv shows kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5_Wfmqlir6Bhac

[@mariebarger8631]

Just right for all! Can't wait to set up. Thank you.

[@SmartHomeSolver]

Thanks Marie!

[@ste3lwill]

Now I want to get a old school Jukebox, mount a vibration sensor and do a Fonzie impression every time I want to play some music

[@speedracer9132]

I’m seeking the ultimate theater automation but have no clue how to trigger: I want the lights to do when turning the tv on but completely go out when starting a show/movie, then come back up to dim when the credits roll

[@rlmiller007]

THANK YOU! Your channel is awesome. I have been automating my home since windows 95 using some Radio Shack light controls. Look forward to adapting your ideas!!!!

[@budspencer2412]

Your taking it wayyyy to fair!!

[@suzithewitch]

Not too far! I have an automation that when I "knock on wood" (the table next to my chair), some fairy lights twinkle in response. It's fun when someone who's never seen it before comes over :)

[@SmartHomeSolver]

Awesome! Those fun automations can be the best!

[@chrisneighbors1548]

I need a Fonz way of making things work! Will def try that one!

[@MannyHaarp]

Love these automations! Nice showcase on Inception! It's my favorite movie!

[@SmartHomeSolver]

I love that movie and basically every Christopher Nolan movie for me.

[@rufiromang]

I think the kicking-for-snack automation is the coolest😁

[@SmartHomeSolver]

My kids definitely think so!

[@rufiromang]

@@SmartHomeSolver 😄

[@FonixVR_]

I think it'd be cool to be able to just like walk into the room and knock on the door frame to turn on all the lights and then to knock twice if I want to put my living room into Media mode. Would be a cooler alternative for motion sensors. Are you able to set the motion sensors to detect whether or not they've been knocked twice or three times?

[@jamesbizs]

Lol. Kinda like the clapper?

[@FonixVR_]

@@jamesbizs yeah

[@SmartHomeSolver]

Normally the vibration sensors just detect vibration and not a number of knocks. There could be one out there that does it but I think it takes the sensor a few seconds to reset to no vibration again so it might be kind of difficult to detect multiple knocks. You could do that with buttons though using multiple types of presses.

[@zsoltpeterdaniel8413]

@@SmartHomeSolver maybe a sound sensor?(cheap mic)

[@kota2223]

@@zsoltpeterdaniel8413 yeah agreed. A contact microphone seems like a reasonable choice.

[@vaderaguk]

I find vibration sensors challenging. Inevitably things get hit by other things - your kids at the end is a great example, but our cats, our robot vacuum, even us accidentally when manually vacuuming. Asking for trouble!

[@VPSmartTech]

yes, I also think a button is more practical without that much of false positives.

[@eduardomartinsbrito]

Scare kids back to bed can be used to implement on an alarm system with a scary message!

[@FelanLP]

Home automation: yes please. Connecting that automation to the internet: absolute no go. Need another version that doesn't rely on the usual smart home systems nor a wifi that is connected to the Internet.

[@abc321meins]

Check out: Home assistant, node red, fhem, open hab. Have fun exploring the rabbit hole :)

[@FelanLP]

@@abc321meins oh, um, hm. I have to say that those are some smart looking combination of letters right there.

[@cdarrigo]

"Alexa, Clean (or vacuum) the bathroom" problem solved. It's consistent with how we control the smart vac for the rest of the house.

[@tonytango6676]

Give your wife a button that she can press on the dashboard when she pulls into the garage to summon you to help with the groceries.

[@VPSmartTech]

or maybe put that button inside the trunk, so it won't look to ugly on the dashboard. Everytime your wife opens the trunk and needs help, she can press that button.

[@dandsarahyrudder8650]

the point is to help the spouse not add the burden of beckoning the husband.

[@darkmauriceravel]

Nice job! I think some are too far, but they are so funny too. I'm thinking all day what can i do too 😅. Keep doing this great videos, i really enjoy them!

[@LifeIsDigitalUK]

I use a landing automation to tell my daughter to go back to bed in the night, it makes her think about whether she should go out without scaring her, but mine isn't as fun as urs

[@artieartya]

Clever and a breath of fresh air from the mundane everyday normal routines. Entertaining and fun especially for party tricks in my opinion.

[@SmartHomeSolver]

Thanks Arthur! Glad to hear you liked it!

[@rickz6006]

One of my automations uses a button mounted above the hot water pot that will after 4 minutes pause either the dish hopper or FireTV stick if they are running and tell me my tea is ready, then resume the program. If it’s later at night it instead sends a message to my iPad and iPhone so I don’t wake the wife if she has gone to bed. Another tracks the current level of ink in our 3 printers and alerts when I need to order a cartridge, I can select ordered from the actionable message and I am no longer messaged. It resets after the cartridge has been replaced. The fun part of automation is finding what you can make it do. WAF is a huge factor.

[@SmartHomeSolver]

Wow those are really good ones!

[@redstoneablecz5742]

The vitamins should be placed on some king of a button, so the vitramins action activates when you pick it up :D

[@mikerisner]

Off Topic … Your garage is huge. I live in the Atlanta area, and around here, two-car garages accommodate two cars … and essentially nothing else. In fact, when two cars are in the garage at the same time, opening car doors is difficult. It’s helpful if your car has a sunroof so you can climb out that way.

[@AdelAlberk]

i never knew there is a pressure sensitive device you can put under the mattress, thanks

[@chocomilkfps1264]

It's got some pretty great sleep tracking capabilities too, I watched a video of a guy who really knew his stuff testing it, and it had seriously impressive accuracy. If you're on a budget, I regularly see them in used/like new condition available for about $50 online

[@tobid9288]

Spotify on Amazon Alexa is so frustrating. Thought, it would be a good idea to buy both kids an Echo Dot. Since then it starts to get so annoying. You can’t play music on multiple devices at the same time. You can connect only one Spotify account. You can’t control the playlist from your phone when you use a separate account. It’s all but not smart 😤

[@xmacleodx]

I put my kids bed side lamps on Meros smart plug that provides watt usage, if the lamp power draw goes above 4w (small LED lights) it sends a notifcation to my Wife and I via the HA app, and the Google speaker in our office annouces which kid is up. Lets us know who is up and who we have to put back to bed haha.

[@SmartHomeSolver]

I love it!

[@takahashikimiko]

I have an nfc tag automation that turns speakers up and plays Rick astley to Rick roll guests. It’s hidden in a spot I can easily hit when folks aren’t paying attention.

[@vasudharwar]

Funny how Spouse Approval and Fun scores are always inversely proportional 🙃

[@VPSmartTech]

Yeah and I thought girls just wanna have fun...