The Worst Payday 2 Players are Back!

Payday 2 somehow gets weirder and weirder the more we play it
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[@mfcrumbs]

Smii7y playing Payday is like watching a toddler play minesweeper while upside down while hacking into the US Governments database

[@GohPunk]

While playing with a Rubix cube while solving a 2nd grader math problem while earting cereal

[@strangewolf1261]

I think u KIND of almost described a Mission Impossible film. Lol

[@kaitlynwagar4137]

Meow

[@shrimplordcooco5394]

Absolutely undecipherable and confusing

[@jackrobson4806]

Where’s badger WHERE IS HE

[@YBCRAZY]

smii7y bringing up the sandwich thing as a joke and then in turning into a genuine argument is so good, every friend group got that moment

[@stefanomk3986]

Fun fact: "gioielli di famiglia" in Italian directly translates to "family's jewels", but it's also slang for testicles

[@levi7492]

family jewels is also english slang for testicles. ignore me if thats what u meant on the second half of your sentence

[@stefanomk3986]

@@levi7492 yeah i thought so, it just made me giggle when I saw it in Italian lol

[@Aakash243]

Of course

[@DisturbedGeneration]

Thank you for letting the rest of us know the wonderful Italian pun on the wall😄

[@Onkiope]

damn. I guess that's something I can send to my friends with no context. Thanks

[@admiralmystic9971]

Eli: "Everybody go to loadouts and bring ECMs" Perfect opportunity to use an ECM: *Nobody uses an ECM*

[@jackfruit420]

@@textme1735 shut up

[@mako12375.]

Shut up scammer

[@noahball4671]

Yeah they kinda dumb

[@CIippy]

"Why did they bring a helicopter!? It's not that serious!" as they are mowing down guards and cops

[@mattisdettweiler1116]

Yeah, well, you kinda missed the joke

[@markoKB]

@@mattisdettweiler1116 yeah, well, i think you missed the fact that he just stated it.

[@damauryaywright5796]

@@mattisdettweiler1116 i think they was just referencing the joke ,so they got the joke

[@Sans_the_skeleton_real]

r/confusing

[@ZaraDoesArtIguess]

@@mattisdettweiler1116 r/wooosh

[@Gunslinger-0907]

6:45 Love hearing the distant "Dive for cover!" from dallas right before the grenade goes off and ruins the stealth🤣

[@yumi.8484]

so glad they're streaming this there's no way they would have figured out the cook off game

[@dank1502]

They still haven't realized the full potential of the meth stonks 💀

[@Collectors-ik7em]

Truly

[@jockeyfield1954]

"JESSE! NO! IT'S MURIATIC ACID!" *entire upstairs explodes*

[@dank1502]

@@jockeyfield1954 I love taking friends that have never done the mission and making them cook just to make them figure it out the hard way 💀

[@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060]

Not sure what they're making, but it's not meth lol that takes a few days. They making that shake n' bake roach spray battery guts nonsense.

[@ViktorBoel]

I love the thought of 4 people preparing for a heist, and starts arguing over tomatoes in a sandwich

[@ccentric8625]

It's not a Smii7y video until the squad restarts every game and mission they play 😂😂

[@AdderTude]

And usually because of Tucker. 🤣

[@ccentric8625]

@@AdderTude when it's not tucker it's usually blarg or grizzy 😂😂

[@jingbring6000]

Smii7y and Flom’s reaction to tomatoes verified so much of my soul

[@LostSnek]

"I have never run a stealth mission before" *five minutes later* "How do I drop it, G?" *oh no*

[@gagekieffer772]

for new players who wonder how that last heist (Cook Off) works and how to know what ingredient to put in: Bain will say an ingredient, then either a "confirmation" or another ingredient. If Bain says another ingredient, then put in that other ingredient. For example: Bain says "Alright, next ingredient is Muriatic Acid" ... "No wait, it's Caustic Soda!". The correct ingredient is Caustic Soda. However, if Bain doesn't mention another ingredient it's that first ingredient. If Bain says "Alright, it's Hydrochloric acid" ... "At least, I'm 93% sure." That percentage doesn't matter, it's Hydrochloric acid. TL,DR; if Bain mentions X then Y, it's Y. if Bain doesn't mention another ingredient, it's X. (X being the first ingredient he says, Y being a second ingredient he may say)

[@JohnnyQuantum-ok1ez]

I thought I was cooking burgers...

[@Nott_Vermeen]

That sandwich conversation turned into a COD lobby real fast.

[@Shortsonic37]

This channel is the definition of: “Worth the wait”.

[@Silent-Cat]

don't fall for it i thinks it's a fake blitz warned about it in a video i don't remember

[@Jamie_Holiday]

I can imagine how even more incompetent they will be if they ever decided to do GTA 5 heists

[@hurppe6308]

gta 5 heists are easier

[@Bl1n]

They never tried any heist one dsod i guarantee you. That shit is harder than any gta heist.

[@Jamie_Holiday]

@@hurppe6308 well good, then it'll be easier for them to mess it up within 15 seconds

[@bakamytie4274]

Modded, GTA heists

[@zombieking789]

I feel like Eli would just be killing them on purpose tbh lol

[@aldeambarasakti]

I was hoping when Smii7y says "what do you mean there's no more safe", Eli would respond with "there's only soup"

[@WeiYuanPFY]

Me too 💀

[@paulftw87]

The NPC's straight up showed up and paused for a moment like "This is it? This is my eternity?" then played their role. LOL

[@thejuceisloose]

Payday 2 hits different now that I work security

[@UltraXan]

A guy I play with regularly has worked in security for years and he finds it hilarious lol. Talked about how shit like check ins and pagers are real, but also how the guards in game are just so butt-fuckingly stupid.

[@SSG_Microwave]

Imagine they tried to do the secret ending lmao Talking from experience DO NOT accept to do it ITS LIVING HELL

[@thee.d.z.123]

Dew it

[@TheHeCat]

Secret ending was easy af wdym.

[@alexpiggy]

@@TheHeCat depends on how lucky you are with your achievements. it can either be stupid easy or painfully slow

[@SSG_Microwave]

@@alexpiggy yup

[@helpmombeatsme9260]

@@alexpiggy just get all achievements easy

[@kittenkommentries5796]

6:50 I find humor in this bit because it’s basically the typical dynamic of Eli and Smii7y but reversed

[@Twinkey79]

As a good payday player, you guys are better than 10% of the players I find randomly on payday. Edit: Thanks for 1.7k likes 👍. This is the most I’ve ever gotten

[@cheese7781]

Same lmao

[@wellthathappened9435]

Aaaand there are the scam bots been wondering where they went

[@gwyndolinmu2526]

I mean they are communicating, most randoms dont even use mic so its hard to do stealth heists if you cant coordinate with the other players

[@Twinkey79]

@@gwyndolinmu2526 the other 90% is just me playing by myself or with my friends

[@noatiendoboludos]

So the other 90% you find are better than them?

[@shwilliam2522]

love how smii7y thinks we dont want to hear a sandwich argument, when we definitely do

[@omermammadli985]

This is just too good lmao. Big bumger moments for sure

[@BestLegend134]

Perfect thing to come home to: Smii7y and the boys going in for another round of Payday 2 tom foolery.

[@Thescott16]

Oh this game brings back memories! Watching you guys struggle through missions me and my friends used to play as routine is the best... Edit: 0 for the first jewelry store, 3 for the first bank, 3 for the second bank, 2 for the second jewelry store, 2 for the meth lab.

[@IXShinobiXI]

Smi77y : *trying to do stealth heist* Me : *laughs in 400lb gorilla suit with a minigun*

[@raul-aurelianserban8295]

800lbb

[@blue-vr8dd]

certified russianbadger moment

[@lordXexe]

@@blue-vr8dd lol exactly!! "You call this resisting arrest, we call this a difficulty tweak!!!"- Cloaker

[@HeDz36CF]

Smii7y playing pay day is hilarious

[@bigmonke8209]

Factz yo

[@CommanderBased]

Based

[@helexlol8155]

True bro bro

[@HeDz36CF]

@@helexlol8155 yes bro bro

[@candycue7225]

@@helexlol8155 correct bro bro

[@mutantpanda278]

Love how Eli is always the Sticky Bandits from Home Alone, while everyone else is on their Ocean's Eleven shit.

[@Molten_Anarchist]

Haven't started the video YET, but I just want to say I want more content of this game from y'all; I love seeing how y'all stumble about and doing your usual goofy ahh things, because it's hilarious for me as I've played the game for a few years so it's like, ya know, you cringe because of the noob mistakes and etc but you also find it funny because it's been a while since you've been at that point in a video game... ...regardless, keep doing what you do best SMii7Y!

[@noatiendoboludos]

"y'all"

[@hazeltree7738]

@@noatiendoboludos Yes, dialect, it exists

[@jettscales1240]

@@noatiendoboludos having trouble reading it...?

[@tristanvanlill4880]

'' I feel like I can't die'' he says while playing on the easiest difficulty

[@marksmanmax1158]

For a full newbie squad, I'm honestly surprised the crew managed to sneak GO Bank at all. That's definitely a bit of a bitch to pull off, so good job!

[@MythicRanger2401]

What I find so hilarious about the random NPC at 2:50 who doesn't move is that he's actually a known character in the game's lore. He's even in the safehouse. No wonder he doesn't care, he's used to this lmao

[@Axel-yh8tj]

Imagine this with puffer, grizzy, and/or Matt, Matt will 100% commit atleast 10 warcrimes

[@TheHeCat]

Too little of warcrimes

[@flynnzone70]

Matt would be the kind of guy to be super hyped to run the Meltdown Heist

[@EldrickTobin]

“Starts with a tomato.” As tomatoes try to kill me I concur

[@fantaguyrealx]

Thank god. I was sad cause I had nothing to watch while I eat.

[@JJ81XD]

I love how at some points you can hear dallas' voice lines for throwing a nade then tucker says he messed up or something🤣

[@darkangelgeneral]

watching these guys try to stealth payday is like slowly dragging a rusty fork across your skin forcefully

[@CutsfireYT]

“Big momma” bro I’m dying like always when I watch these vids keep it up guys!

[@textme1735]

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[@DMazz441]

I really wanna see you guys actually attempt the Big Oil job lol

[@vansub_3104]

9:42 that coffee screaming almost got me my goodness

[@abysswicked9076]

Smii7y and the gang are like children learning how to read. I love watching them *try* to do something stealth, somebody makes a mistake, and the milk bag restarts it.

[@rockysyko6084]

1:20 It looks like a squash from Plants vs. Zombies is wing manning for Santa Claus after Santa's wife left him and took the elves with her

[@olsam1082]

I would love to watch you guys play one of the harder heists

[@guessingguy7865]

4:16 the sandwich bit feels straight out of Family Guy

[@textme1735]

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[@crispychicken284]

Another way to turn a good way into gooder day

[@JacobHendrickson-bd8xj]

"Do you want to flip burgers all day or end 14-50 people's lives?" has got to be the most convincing argument to make towards robbing a bank.

[@L1ghtv]

Fr

[@GamerKru1996]

It's always a great day when SMii7y uploads!

[@bencassi3657]

18:11 Did you really just make a jumper reference 😭😭😭 God I love that movie

[@Chillafied]

“Anyone else want coffee” had me dead

[@modestmouse1987]

I love smi7y vids he has made my day so much times

[@bensharpe64]

That minigun rip at the end was insane

[@pancakepotato1953]

19:25 tucker is such a simple minded person xD “OOOOO shiny”

[@Kisseyhersh123]

out of all of the gadgets for stealth trip mines are actually some of the best because with upgrades they can turn into spotting lasers so anybody who steps in them gets revealed to the crew

[@thenergster]

I've been playing payday 2 ever since it came out.. seeing this really reminded me of myself back in the day, lol.

[@lush-garden5547]

I’ve played since the demo and yeah times were simpler back then

[@lapachi_428]

This stream was hella fun😂😂😂

[@BlackMoonHowls]

3:03 Ah man, he was just chilling, bruh. Vibin and you killed him.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

And then the coffee joke, that was great.

[@secondpilot7515]

I actually wanna see them attempt at least the overkill difficulty

[@mrmr_theoriginal]

4:23 you forgot that beautiful panera bread chicken fontega

[@DisturbedGeneration]

Any of these dude uploading and my day is just made❤️ thank you smii7y and the boys for all the awesome humor and random bullshit you all do. I'm speaking for myself on this part, but I'll assume others feel the same. Your guy's content helps a lot with my depression and anxiety. So again thank you guys❤️

[@textme1735]

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[@wewoys]

"Wow! There's alota coffee out here!" Why can't I stop rewatching this

[@NorthernLaw_]

I hope they all do the GTA 5 heists together that would be so fun to watch. They can go through the original Heists again, Doomsday heist, Casino heist, and Cayo Perico. Would be such a good series if they did that

[@boltfantasticated9705]

It is always fun watching new people play Payday. This game is amazing. Also seeing you fail so much is really funny.

[@amytattersfield2017]

Captain America And A Sandwich Argument This Episode Has Everything!

[@eclipse5367]

The argument at 5:00 is just so relatable. I hate tomatos and I always argue with people why I hate them and it took me back to Xbox live on Halo: Reach thanks so much

[@theripper4406]

I love how the whole heist was going smooth, then boom random explosion in the bank

[@bananaanimations2003]

this was absolutely my favorite video of yours, I'm so glad y'all found a game that's fun and hilarious at the same time. Keep it up!

[@DanJackielz]

These are the funniest PAYDAY videos I've ever seen, hope you guys will do more

[@Sundance967]

14:30 holy shit that’s a really rare occurrence for the heist, sometimes a gensec truck will appear with extra loot

[@MissAccountantXYZ]

If smii7y ever plays this again, he needs to do the nuclear warhead mission

[@DarkShadowRonin]

Smi77y: Every bad sandwich starts with a tomato. Me: SO TRUE. Makes it all squishy and slimey

[@johna.5293]

Honestly, your sandwich thoughts are facts. Never had a good sammy with a tomato on it

[@aprendeavivir1]

So glad to see one of my favorite youtubers playing a game by another one of my favorite youtubers

[@LightningCarnage]

So that's why my sandwiches and burgers keep falling apart I get from restaurants...its because of the tomato I put in.

[@BULLFROGHOP]

1:06 man really turned into the squash from PvZ

[@collinfoster4592]

Eli really out there with those rainforest cafe jokes lately

[@textme1735]

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[@CGFMovies]

Ham and cheese, and PB&J. You cannot convince me otherwise Smiiiiiity

[@waterandomelets6540]

First time I see a PAYDAY gameplay where everyone is having fun and making jokes all around I like this a lot

[@Kumquat_Lord]

17:30 relatable. Every goddamn time on this heist

[@Dragonfyre-gs4zm]

I swear when smii7y, Eli, and flom say bad sandwiches have tomatoes, I screamed "YES!!" and my family freaked out.

[@BR1SK33]

Smii7y: “I feel invincible” literally every other payday 2 player: “BRO WTF THIS 225?!”

[@fightinginthesea]

14:25 you guys are so damn lucky that the truck spawned

[@lectersnightmare]

I'm not sure if you would ever want to try Payday 2 with mods, but I use them for quality of life changes which make the game play better. You could also play Payday 2 in VR and blind fire a minigun one-handed if you really wanted to.

[@gmanawesome5773]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN PAYDAY2

[@Titanfall2sViper]

4:50 JUST TOAST THE SANDWICH BUN IT DOESNT GET SOGGY 😂

[@Zuna.R6]

Always fun when somebody doesnt know you have to hold the pager XDXDXD

[@flowdaflava6574]

Sad that I never came across your channel until now. That video was awesome man!

[@LilWastedWazard]

man its so nostalgic watching people learn this game, hope you make more vids

[@punnyperson4663]

Awesome time for smii7y to cause a resurgence of new and returning payday 2 players lol

[@textme1735]

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[@ASuddenRose]

I just realized that in the 2 payday 2 videos they never see a cloaker due to the difficulty they play on, but Smii7y mentions cloakers in the opening of the Payday 3 beta video and implies that he has dealt with them in Payday 2 which means he played more Payday outsude of these videos and that warms my heart

[@El_MEM3]

I have to agree no tomatoes. I lost count of the restarts after 5+ halfway through so it's safe to say 10+ runs 😂

[@oskarhansson879]

smii7y finally snapping out off the pure stupidity eli just cracks me up

[@22gunslinger21]

Tomato on sandwiches only works when you have the sand which right after you make it. It also has to go near the top otherwise it goes in the middle. If you have the sand which right after it can taste great. Same goes for burgers, only the burgers I have usually have toasted or crispy buns so the sogginess is rarely a problem. Tomato doesn’t suck, it just has to be used correctly for it to work.

[@22gunslinger21]

@TEXT ME +①⑧⓪③④⑤⓪⓪③⑦④ bruh if you seriously think I’m gonna fall for that then fuck off. Also why would I be selected as a winner when I like tomato and he doesn’t?

[@The_Post-It-Note]

4:49 tomatoes in sandwiches is bad, yeah I get that but a single tomato slice in a burger is godly. Wait, is a burger classed as a sandwich… surely not. What about a bagel, is that a sandwich?

[@EliLikesRice]

Tucker is the character The Joker kills at the beginning of The Dark Knight

[@textme1735]

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[@sethreed7644]

I like how tucker kept throwing a flashbang tho the default throawable button is 3. A bit always from G XD

[@ericcase9773]

I reccomend hoxton breakout. Absolute chaos and a really good payday, also you cant mess it up. Its very straight forward

[@patrioticz2858]

13:16 on point with the Joe Biden impressions lol

[@ungabunga115]

"Every bad sandwich starts with a tomato." Probably the worst take of humankind.

[@textme1735]

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[@DankMemeStonks]

16:19 “WHAAA HAP N’D?” 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@i8FriedRice]

Love the sandwich commentary in video lmao

[@textme1735]

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