Smokey - Towelie's Rap (Bonus Track)

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

If you like my work and wish to support me you can do so here: www.patreon.com/sm0k3y Lyrics are here below: Hello and Hi Lemme introduce me I'm just really really high and Towelie is how they call me Just like Slim Shady I'm gonna kick rhymes baby I'm addicted to marijuana, crystal meth and crack you see One day I met that crook, that really got me hooked some weed some crack some pills and that's all it really took A pen and some papers and I got myself a book A book that I entitled A million little fibres I went on Oprah I set the whole stage on fire Of course then I got fired even though I wasn't hired Well this is my stop, is what I told the bus driver Little did I know, I was talking to a screwdriver! Oh man, I have no idea what's going on "but Towelie, you're a famous rapper now" Well I don't know what you need but yeah, I smoked some weed I even had some crack So for sure I got your back Last night I wrote more about Doritos, I even got dubbed into ocho different lingos ! Hablas Espanol? Un, Si, un poquito, You know me, I'm towelie, I'm known all over el mundo I was left out to dry Sometimes for several days I even sucked guys Without even getting paid Why do I complain? Always baked, Always late, Always the innie mini skinny fucking one to blame Yeah that's me I'm corny -as a fucking flake The name is Towelie, Now lemme bake a cake If you mix weed with butter it'll become weed butter I'm a genius from the gutter I'm not Jimmy I don't stutter I'm just really really high So you can all get back to bed I just tripped flipped, I even triple kicked my head Haven't you heard baby? I'm not a towel, I'm harry Pothead Pothead, Pothead, Pothead That's right Pothead, Pothead, Pothead Alright Yo Don't forget to bring a towel It's important ! It Is ! It Is ! Yo Don't do drugs kids Don't do drugs Just get high.. on weed.. Lot's of it ! oh man.. I have no idea what's going on...

[@Jblaze024]

Much appreciated

[@Hecklefishfearthecrabcat]

Tyty

[@scarecrow8514]

You got the pills and crack reversed...just sayin'😋

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

*poquito

[@sadlittletree]

1:06

[@joris9650]

Such an underrated song, more ppl needs to see this

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

Many thanks ! Really appreciate your comment :)

[@fizzy998]

Hardest freestyle I've ever heard... XXL Freshman of the year.. 🤣

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

@@fizzy998 hahaha 😂

[@NorthernWisconsinandStuff]

Just heard this for the first time tonight. Goes great with Chang sauce!

[@Degafer10]

Best line: ‘of course I got fired, even though I wasn’t hired’. Lol yes. Well done sir.

[@angeliquest-pierre8128]

This track is bomb!

[@alexb2351]

Towelie is the best !

[@TheUTubeVet]

Towelie better than most rappers out there!

[@dxxgx6713]

you don't know many rappers

[@B.LeafYourRapper]

Thank you for the love... Dont forget to bring a towel.

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

You forgot to ask if we want to get high :p

[@B.LeafYourRapper]

@@sm0k3yyyyy i didnt forget to ask im just high

[@OscarHernandez-je9zc]

The beat is off the chain homie 😂😂

[@amartinez1279]

Tawelie's my favorite and this rap was awesome.

[@kevinlopez-lr5ce]

Im from Costa Rica I sent this song to all my dudes they loved it, they won't do drugs Just get high on weed!

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

That's all you need bruv ;) Glad you and your friends liked it !

[@dxxgx6713]

I want friends like that bruh

[@Degafer10]

This is nothing but 🔥. Steven McTowelie breaking it down.

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

Hahah much appreciated !

[@Degafer10]

@@sm0k3yyyyy bro we should collaborate sometime. I got bars.

[@obiwonkanobi1]

A million little fibers lol

[@sunexxxqqbubbles3544]

I love it towellie is a legendary rapper

[@crazygamer1658]

This is sick bro keep it coming

[@user-dn5xp8nk1h]

glad this showed up in my recommendations after watching this non-stop in middle school

[@fatvinnydabully386]

i cant stop listening to this....

[@fatvinnydabully386]

i still can't stop listening to this track, someday's i wanna upvote myself, but that's wack.

[@butchar5699]

*I don't do drugs... Just weed! - Half Baked

[@mokodin4295]

0:54 and 2:08🔥🔥🔥

[@alexanderattkora4987]

This is one of the best raps l ever listened too.

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

Haha many thanks bro

[@saucyateo6492]

This is straight up fire

[@TheSchuyler75]

honey how was your day? great i watched Towellie’s Rap on repeat for hours to learn the lyrics(yeah i’m 46🤣) WTF is wrong with me?!?😂🤣😂

[@jayarizona938]

Latinos know wasup. I even got dubbed into ocho different lingos. Hablas español? Sí un poquito. You know me, I'm Towlie I'm known over the mundò.

[@WilliamtheWorst]

This joint just hits different.

[@beckettkriner8050]

Snoop Dogg should make a song ft Towlie. Towlie's on the weed mount Rushmore too.

[@lawrenceherrera6233]

this is such a banger I didn't expect this

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

Many thanks ! Glad you liked it

[@facundocuevas4852]

Good Sound Men you are magic!

[@destrelyascorner4968]

I cant stop listening to it Its so catchy asf You sound like towelie to mate Thats really raw talent here godayum

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

Haha cheers mate thx

[@alex17272]

Okay so I actually memorised the entire rap and I have to give l you props. This is really talented lol

[@dxxgx6713]

Same

[@TheSchuyler75]

yes same took me all day yesterday. time well spent and have been sharing this link like a shameless promoter🤣🤣🤣

[@FoodRecipes108]

So you are saying this guy made this rap in the voice of towelie ?

[@ll-qq9qr]

I need more of you!

[@dominickyellowsun5758]

This shit is amazing, have this on repeat 🔥💯

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Holy shit I have no idea what is going on right now better than D12, ICP, and old school KMK

[@coryminar3144]

By far my favorite side carictorBy far my favorite side character the episodes that he is with Randy are the best episodes of the season

[@oddqtesoca]

This fucking towel, doesn't waste a verse 🔥

[@luzibel289]

Underrated

[@deth.trvshhhhh]

now this is true genius 🙏🙌

[@davidaliberti5742]

This is awesomeness to the 10 degree

[@alexb2351]

That towel is the best!

[@aaronp2003able]

WOW! Best parody I've heard in a LONG time :) You just got yourself a new subscriber!

[@ratking6730]

I just really really high same

[@josh021588]

Great work 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@dxxgx6713]

Watch at 0.75 speed being high, you welcome😁

[@11cockrellm]

I think i need 0.875 speed tho

[@fatvinnydabully386]

im still listening to this

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

Hahah thanks bro

[@fish1323]

This is amazing

[@rosalie52]

Don't forget to write about Washcloth, Towelie.

[@MrGentleWombat]

WOW! You've got a new subscriber :)

[@alexanderattkora4987]

Yeah me to

[@naturallaw1733]

that's one Talented Towel right there. 👌👀

[@shuneughu4244]

The impression is super spot on also

[@_Towelie.]

I'm sueing you for copyright infringement

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

Did you actually make your account today just to comment ? 😂😂

[@_Towelie.]

@@sm0k3yyyyy My old account got banned for selling weed, so... What was I saying?

[@_Towelie.]

@@sm0k3yyyyy Do you wanna get high?

[@Hecklefishfearthecrabcat]

Are we twins? 😂

[@ericcartman202]

Cool Rap Towelie

[@brett7071]

Bro this is top notch content i honestly thought this was Matt and Trey who wrote this the lyrics are 10/10 and beat is amazing. Gotta make another one man!

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

Thanks haha really appreciate it. Yeah maybe I should

[@broromie9258]

Underrated towelie 👏

[@firecracka94]

Man real talk this is amazing

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

Much appreciated

[@firecracka94]

@@sm0k3yyyyy also props to having the channel this long

[@dxxgx6713]

I've no idea what's going on

[@charlesharvey3752]

This is funny as hell

[@tanzeel6387]

Dude that's heavy!

[@ll-qq9qr]

Awesemo!

[@wedgewizard5429]

you're a towel _you're_ a towel

[@jameshardy4694]

No. You're a towel

[@TheSchuyler75]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Thanks this is a gem!!!👊🏻

[@easx_fabi8667]

Underrated 🔥💧

[@abdalaez]

Holy shit, that was awesome!

[@さくらもち-m4z]

I don't understand English, but I've loved this song for over 2 years.

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

ありがとうございました 😎

[@ayanna46]

yes

[@legrandgeekguiggs]

mdrrrr juste génial ! tu as fais les jeux baton de la vérité et l'annale du destin ?

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

Oui mais jamais terminé malheureusement :/

[@legrandgeekguiggs]

@@sm0k3yyyyy dommage poto ^^ je les ais fais er je les ais dans ma grande collection de jeux ^^

[@freddiea8895]

Dope!

[@eddelavega7847]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE LITTLE DICKIE THE SONG IS BOMB!!!

[@gizmo-22434]

This is so Cool.....

[@madhavpubby]

Damn this is great!

[@TheNic255]

This is so good lol

[@gamergirl2236]

This song is actual fire.

[@fckinasshoe17]

Lmfao lil did i kno i was talking to a screw driver

[@shuyinkim2514]

Lit!!!

[@igmtmtmtmmtmtmtmmm9876]

i love him

[@sentinel7423]

Fucking bars dude

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

Thanks mate glad u liked it

[@johnsoapmactavish5960]

Love him😭💞

[@gjollegjollesen5878]

Fucking funny ggg LOL ss U`r are the best

[@broken55muffler31]

Lol dope!

[@luurchify]

Towelie has bars.

[@___pollene2534]

no wait. he has a point ♡

[@emangamer1729]

bars

[@kayotik8620]

Wtf this is fire it just needs a bit editing

[@smokeyrobinson4431]

Drake is trying to sign him...

[@connoroverall580]

Drugz iz Bad yo. Kick da Pipe , Rock ain't Right , Don't wanna lose da fight ..... Passing out every mafuccin Night.

[@victorcarranza2071]

heroe*

[@easx_fabi8667]

🍁🍁🍁🍁

[@chantizzle]

Yo that’s wack! Toweliee!

[@absykos]

De la balle ! Give us the lyrics pls !! :D

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

Merci gros ça fait plaisir ils sont dans la description ;) - It's in the description bro :)

[@absykos]

@@sm0k3yyyyy Jles vois pas dans la description, chaud que tu les rajoutes !

[@TonyJones]

Nigga about to go platinum

[@Katharsis540]

Epic.

[@ecnartysp1769]

2 sec in i'm already dead LOL

[@ennokravchenko7307]

is this towelies real voice?

[@sm0k3yyyyy]

No it's mine ;)

[@amandakimbrough2862]

I couldn't breathe when I saw this shit first time

[@jflores6774]

🔥

[@TheSchuyler75]

steven baldwin?? that one went over my head

[@salt4821]

he better than drake 💀

[@anubiscats]

Goes hard

[@bosouth5094]

Towlie is the realist...

:D

[@neta562]

Ooowweee

[@TheSourHours]

That's my boi 😍🥰💙

[@hostilesmuri8626]

Put it in 125x play video speed

[@victorvalero104]

Little towelie is now at rehab with Smokey from ice cube Friday his movie will be straight outta South Park

[@QLofLandfill]

Lmao this was good